I am a very important wizard
>>30408320
Yeah, you're a wizard alright.
>>30408320
Oh, so that means you create, like, powerful new magic and stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>>30408337
You could say that
This guy is super cute.
>>30408339
you beat me to it
>>30408337
Sure, he can create life inside mare's uterus with his wizard magic.
I still think Sunburst would have been a better character as the 7th mane. He's an extremely likable character imo.
>>30408337
He creates meme magic
>>30408337
No it just means he's over 30 and he's still a virgin.
Then again, who's to say Glimmy's not a kissless virgin either.
>>30408426
I know I sure am.
Fuck I'm lonely, I wish I was older when I got on this ride.
>>30408408
>>30408426
What if attaining 30-year-old-virgin-wizardry simply gives you the ability to manipulate reality through memes. Is the myth reality...?
>>30408426
Glimmer can fuck off. He's my horsebando.
>>30409000
You're going to have to share him. Can I have him on the weekends?
>>30409062
I just want 15 minutes. I'm really easy to accommodate.
>>30408320
*lizard
>>30409000
Your trips confirm it. Congratulations, you just saved countless Anon from hours of ship related shitposting.
>>30408899
>this is how saints and their miracles were made
>>30409422
that's very generous of you, desu
>>30408426
>>30408337
He's not allowed to do that anymore, even if he was, he wouldn't be able to use his dick because it was locked in a permanent chastity since he became Flurry's crysteller
The other part of his new occupation is guard Flurry's virginity and pleasing her with his mouth until marriage
>>30408320
Bullshit.
You don't have a wizard hat.
My robe came with a wizard hat when I became a wizard.