Well what's your excuse?

>>30407134
Because there are none here, retard.

Nice slide thread, too.

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>>30407134
I do. We've been married for 3 years. Pic related.

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Unironically don't find 3D women attractive anymore.

>>30407134
I haven't had a friend in five years, how the fuck am I supposed to get a girlfriend?

>>30407230
>I haven't had a friend in five years
What happened Anon?

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Stop asking me these dumb ol' questions Applebloom.

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>>30407256
Nothing really, had friends in high school that I never really hung out with outside of school hours, high school ended so I basically never saw them again, and after that I've never made any new friends because I'm kind of a shut in.

Just a sad, cautionary tale of how friendship doesn't fall into your lap and you have to go work for it, and the longer you go without friends the more your desire to have friends starts to fade.

>>30407357
Where do you live, anon? I-I'll be your friend.

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>>30407364
T-that's nice of you to offer anon but I'm fine being alone, honest, some days get a little abhorrently slow and you just wish it was dark already because you feel like a colossal loser browsing 4chan on a beautiful summer day, but I'm mostly content.

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>>30407375
C'mon anon, we could see the pone movie together. Ey?

>>30407134
Why am I allowing an impressionable child to ride on my head?

>>30407377
Too self conscious to go to a theatre to watch pone, will probably just torrent it

Also I live in the hick part of Canada so chances are you aren't anywhere near me

>>30407357
Anon, are you me?

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>>30407392
>chances are you aren't anywhere near me
Shit, you're right. I live down in the shitposting capital of the world.

>>30407397
Well, we are all anon, aren't we? Everyone who comes to this site is just a little broken, right?

>>30407392
hey i live in the 204 hick part of canada

>>30407434
I'm a 780 fag myself
>tfw you live in a province that voted entirely conservative
feels good man

>>30407375
>you feel like a colossal loser browsing 4chan on a beautiful summer day
You browse 4chan on a beautiful summer day because you're like all of us, anon. For better or worse.

>>30407134
Every woman I've met is a slut, or a slut in the making

and yes, I'm a robot

>>30407608
>I'm a robot
Explains a lot. I'm gonna guess the only woman you know is your mother?

>>30407134
Hey neato, another pity party woe is me boo hoo thread

Awesome

>>30407465
Greetings fellow 780 fag.
Shame about Notley though.

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>>30407134
Because I just got done with my nightly fapping spree on derpibooru. Praise sweaty horse-assholes, praise them and good night.

>>30407659
s-sauce on that image?

>>30407674
Goodnight Anon!

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>>30407688
n-no, anon please

I just want some good horsefucking doujin

Is that too much to ask?

>>30407691
Anon, it's 3AM.

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>>30407703
Anon, it's 6:30pm and I'm just gearing up towards a horsefucking themed wanking session.

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>>30407709
Tell me good night and I'll give up the source.

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>>30407720
Good night Anon, I hope your sleep is restful and your dreams peaceful and full of pony.

Now where's that sauce

>>30407134
I'm so socially inept I can talk semi-normally only through anonymous internet website.

>>30407735
Have you tried going outside?

>>30407726
https://exhentai.org/s/7867971f5a/1056725-18

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>>30407745
You're a legend, Anon

Sweet dreams

>>30407738
Yes, I have a work to attend to. Besides work, I sit at home and drink myself to sleep.

>>30407399
QLD?

>>30407931
YES YES WHERE ARE YOU?

>>30407134
because you're only a filly and I would go to pony jail

>>30407357
I'll take a shot for the memory of our social lives.