What did you get her?

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>>30405147
Extreme birthday spanks.
She won't be able to sit down until next years birthday.

>>30405147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94qjHzRIMm4

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>>30405147
I got her a 5-
5 dollar-
5 dollar foot looooong.

An infibulation

>>30405166
Boy, aren't you a meanie.

>>30405147
I got her false hope for a loving family and a dead dog, happy birthday you stupid queer.

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>>30405609
>The story behind Kirk Cameron's sad birthday photo

>>30405147
Flying for dummies.
Apparently she receives at least 2 of them each birthday.

>>30405147
A bouquet of balloons.
Okay, so maybe it was just one balloon.
Actually, it was a condom.
A used condom.
Okay, a used kleenex.

>>30405147
>female
Exactly what she deserves, which is literally anything she wants.

>>30405147
I got her a page 10 bump

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>>30405147
A better world

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>>30405609

>>30410120
swag