Portal To Equestria

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>>30404351

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>>30404351
join https://discord.gg/P6dstMt

>>30404351
1.Record on a VHS the episode you want to appear in time line wise
2.place the tape into a VCR and play it on a crt tv
3.Fill a bath tube with water
4.make sure its a bubble bath
5.add sugar, spice, and something nice to the bubble bath
6.As a bonus write any head cannons you have on a piece of paper
7.crumple it up
8.place it within your mouth
9.get in the tube
10.drop in the VHS player and crt tv into the tube while the episode plays
11.Welcome to Equestria

>>30404672
>Bath tube
How did I not notice that?

I like the headcanon that a portal to horseland is in Greece. Classical Greek monsters are just animals visiting from Equestria.

It's in the fifth dimension -- the dimension of the imagination!

>>30404351
haven't you seen the fucking EqG movies? use the Canterlot High Statue.

or just do >>30404672

>>30404672
Can confirm this works.

>>30404351
Every human female contains a portal to Equestria between their legs. This is why no user of this board will ever get there.

>>30404698
But anon
Greek mythology is thousands of years old and didn't have many new additions / legends for millenia
Does that mean that ancient Greek had access to Equestria, but the portal is fucked now?

>>30406754
Can confirm this guy took an Ethernet cord with him.

>>30406814
>Minotaur trapped and killed in some fuck's basement
>Pegasus pony shanghaied into helping some fruit murder a chimera
>Griffon captured and forced to pull a chariot across the sky
>Centaurs and satyrs means humans regularly raped ponies
Celestia closed the portal to protect her world from us.

>>30407576
I blame Zeus, really. Celestia told him to keep libido in check, but nooooo

You have to drink the magic bleach

>>30407860
That's hilarious, anon!

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I summon the Dark Magician in attack mode and place one card face down.

>>30407576
>Celestia crosses into Ancient Greece on a diplomatic expedition
>Zeus immediately tries to seduce her

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>>30409488
I summon Draconet use eff
ss a Bitron from deck
Use Bitron to LINK summon Link Spider
Link Spider eff ss a Bitron from hand
Backup Secretary eff ss her from hand when I control a Cyverse type monster
Use Draconet, Bitron, and Backup Secretary to LINK summon Decode Talker
Decode Talker eff since it's pointing to Link Spider, Decode Talker gains 500 atk
BP: Decode Talker attacks Dark Magician

>>30406772

>Equestria is plagued by random penises appearing and ejaculating in desolate places, generally as far from ponies as possible