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>loves to make people happy
>confirmed party animal
>addicted to sweet-induced endorphins
Pinkie is almost certainly a huge slut
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>>30402756
Happiness looks like fool's gold to those with rose-tinted glasses and jaded hearts
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she's rather childish, though, i think of her as a sweet and innocent pony
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>>30402756
She is, and that's okay.
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She needs to make the virgins smile somehow
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>>30402794
This, she makes lonely guys happy.
i now want green of this.
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>>30402756
>almost
That's where you're wrong, son!
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>>30402756
>goes to Appleloosa
>dresses as a saloon girl/soiled dove
She's not a slut, she's a professional party worker and probably loves her job, sex included.
EqG Pinkie is going to be one of those girls who'd strip to get through college. Why do you think she's got all that whipped cream in the fridge?I knew a few of those, and they actually weren't sluts.
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>>30402827
>spoiler
Got it, you were their sassy gay friend.
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>>30402853
Nope.
My girlfriend was the total slut by comparison, we used to hit the diner after they got off the midnight shift and hang out afterwards. I'd have cheerfully banged half of them, and believe me, if they had been slutting around, we'd have known about it because my girlfriend wanted down their pants and got constantly shot down while looking for opportunities.
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>>30402931
Normals leave
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>>30402756
>raised Amish
>good with kids
>works hard to make sure everyone is happy
Pinkie is almost certainly saving herself for marriage, where upon she will have thirty-seven kids with her true love.
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>>30402756
what if I told you none of them were sluts? Faggot
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>>30402949
>fucking like rabbits for the sole purpose of procreation with best pony
God damn
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>>30402779
She's a pure slut. Slutty yet pure.
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>>30402993
>It's not JUST for procreation, silly!>I like it when you feel good, too...
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>>30402756
>hug slut
FTFY
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>>30402756
I guess you can say she's aairhead
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>>30402941
>he's still in wizard training
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>>30402756
>Pinkie is certainly a huge slut
FTFY
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>>30403651
I think you might not be using that right, young man.
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>>30403693
No, the pony is already clearly a wizard at that point.
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>>30402756
That's great! I'll go first"
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>>30403707
His wizard-hat should be a fedora with fucking stars and moons on it. Everything about him is a neckbeardhipster.
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>>30402756
>>30402949
Literally equally plausible.
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>>30402949
>has a hip hop music video
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She's not a SLUT
She just likes to have fun, okay?!
>she'll never appear out of fucking nowhere and stick around because you're always down and feel like shit
>she'll never do everything she can to get at least a laugh out of you, every day
>she'll never give you quick HJ/BJ for when things get really shitty
>you'll never fall for her, little by little, days after days
>she'll never tell you how happy she is that you're getting happier and even smile when she's not there
>you'll never tell her that you're smiling because you're thinking of her, even when she's not next to you
>you'll never tell her how much you love her
None of us are deserving of her
She's just way too pure and good
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>>30402756
>almost
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>>30402756
I wouldn't call her a slut, more like a total sex freak. Sluts fuck liberally. Sex freaks simply have crazy fun sex, and that's pinkie pie
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>>30402794
>Anon realizes that the whole "30 year olds become powerful Wizards" thing is actually true in Equestria
>Only has less then a decade before he reaches that point
>Ponk finds out anon is a virgin, and vows to take his virginity
>Anon constantly trying to avoid getting fucked by Pinkie so she can gain unlimited power
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>>30402756
Pinkie Pie undoubtedly has a huge libido, but she would save that for sex with the pony she truly loves.
>Having a rough day? Here, I know what'll cheer you up!
>Happy birthday! Now, how about I give you your OTHER gift?
She'd love finding opportunities and excuses to get it on with her special somepony. And she'd definitely like experimenting and trying new things, too!
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>>30402756
no... RARITY is the slut o.k.? Pinkie... is sort of that ex-chola girl whos based enough to not be a slut but is still really really nice.
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>>30405786
They're both sluts
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>>30402756
>applying real world values to ponies
Pinkie is pure because ponies are pure. If youmake them into real world girls, you're doing it wrong and you're a normalshit.
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Bamp
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>>30404696
>>30407115
She is a slut
Accept it
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>>30402756
OP is almost certainly a huge faggot.
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>>30409693
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW
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>>30405738
>the source of Pinkie's power is taking the virginity of nascent/active wizards- the closer they are/more powerful, the better
>there's a reason you have to go all the way to the Crystal Empire to find one
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>>30402756
>almost certainly
Not almost, she's a total slut for the sole purpose of having fun and bringing happiness to others.
You just have to ask nicely.
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