You wouldn't be their slave.

>>30397247
That's where you'r wrong, kiddo

>>30397247

You're right, I'd be the kinda shitty friend that they put up with 'cus I make the best fucking burgers.

>>30397247
No I wouldn't because I'm black.

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>>30398301
Please refrain from murdering sapient life forms during your visit to Equestria. Thank you, that is all.

>>30397247

>You wouldn't [something Anon would obviously do]

>>30397247
Well that's a relief.

>>30398356
You wouldn't fuck your waifu

>>30398346

Veggie burgers dum-dum. I don't murder for food, I murder for sport.

>>30398385
Not until marriage at least.

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>>30397247
you bet your ass I would.

>>30397247
That's spikes job.

>>30397247
are you kidding? they wouldn't be sitting on that seat, they'd be sitting on my face

I concur. How could a three foot tall horse-cat enslave me? If anything I'd be able to dominate their culture via opposable thumbs alone.

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>>30398301
And I'd be your mute friend who's always listening to music and always has snacks to share.

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>>30398301
>>30399313
And I'd be your friend venturing out into the Everfree and bringing back choice, mythological meats.

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>>30399328
i would be the anon with no friends

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>>30398301
>>30399313
>>30399328
>>30399344
and my axe

>>30397247

Hips for breeding

>>30399344
My name Jeff

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>>30399471
BIG
JUICY
BREEDIN
HIPS

>>30399284
Unicorns that study magic probably could though, assuming you just have the clothes on your back. Twilight herself was able lift that ursa thing early in the series and effortless lifted the rest of the mane cast from several feet away later on. Telekinesis can be OP, and that's before getting into actual spells.

>>30397247
You're right, those aren't my waifu. I'd be Pinkie's slave though.

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>>30399580
this is why you will never have a relationship that will last

>>30398392
I had a chuckle.

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>>30397247
Can we just be friends? Like damn, why does everything in this place have to be so fucked in the head?

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>>30397247
you mean i'll never compete with Starlight for the title of best Twilight's slave

>>30398392
ohyou.jpg

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>>30398301
>>30399313
>>30399328
>>30399344
>>30399445

And I'd be the one that always tried to take the leader role and get our shit together only to fail and get us into more trouble.

>>30400122
I would just kill myself so you all will wonder wtf happened

>>30397247
>Starlight would be the harsher mistress always bullying you and wanting to control everything, from your movements to your capacity to orgasm
>Twiggy would be the one to kiss your hurt away and play the good cop
>And from time to time, Glimglam would go too far and Twiggy would get pissed, and become the dominant one, forcing you to spank her for being a bad filly and her to tell you she's sorry
>And you'd all fall asleep, reveling in each other's aftercare
You can't believe how much I would

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>all the Anons would come together to create the biggest magical monster meat barbecue anyone has ever seen
It's so beautiful.

>>30402015
>this will never happen
Just fucking kill me now.

>>30398301
>>30399313
>>30399328
>>30399344
>>30399445
>>30400122
>>30402294

>Twigs and Glims try to sexually persuade Anons into sexy femdom harem.
>They all fuck off doing their own shit.
>Somehow manage to start a BBQ party with a grill-off between Hunter Anon and Veggie Burger Anon as the main event.
>The Anons strike again.

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>>30398301
>>30399313
>>30399328
>>30399344
>>30399445
I'll be that one friend that brings the Milkshakes*wink wink*