Ponies as food

>>30392409
I ain't going to try any of these fucking pony's feed them to dogs.
I guess they would taste like cow.

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>>30392419
>Not liking the delicious pony flesh

What are you, gay?

>>30392409
"No."

>>30392444
I'm not eating something that's sentient and self aware only house hold pets like dogs and cats get a pass.

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>>30392409
I don't want to eat ponies, I want to eat food off of them

>>30392464
More for me then

>>30392487
You're going to get a STD or some disease from eating shit off of them.

>>30392500
Nah, some of those horses are pristine as fuck

>>30392487
Sounds disgusting

>>30392409
The will taste... like Korean hamburgers, with a hint of sweet tart candy because magic. So, very sickening basically.

IT'S A PONY EATING PONY WITH THEIR COCK WORLD OUT THERE ANON

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>>30392577
I'll eat her dick non-sexually

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>>30392577
Get back to your containment board

>>>/pol/

>>30392555
You say that now not till your tongue and dick are falling off.

>>30392738
You're just mad because everyone thinks you're a freak for wanting to eat pony flesh

>>30392746
I wouldn't eat pony flesh even if it was cooked to my liking I find their specimen to be disgusting and not worth a bite.

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>>30392767

Are you sure?

>>30392785
I'm sure you can have it I'll even pay for it.

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>>30392409
Probably tastes like squash soup.

>>30392409
I guess they would taste like horses. Horses taste good.

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>>30392813
Are you telling me that the noble unicorns taste the same as the dirty mud pones?

>>30392487
I'd eat a specific part of a pony, if you know what I mean

>>30392409
I bet Apple jack tastes like apples and a bit of pears

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>>30392836
Unicorns would have a softer texture, like veal, due to them doing nothing physical day to day. Earth ponies would be tougher. Pegasi will be the mix of the two with very lean meat and overworked wings.

Rarity rump roast, Rainbow Dash thighs, and Applejack rack of ribs. Finger-lickin' good.

>>30392409
They are magically delicous.

>>30393558
I wonder if pegasus wings will taste like chicken wings or ribs?

Pone is for sexual, not for nutrition. Unless you're a vore fag, in which case, carry on.

>>30392612
Kinky.

>>30393697
>for sexual, not for nutrition

You can have it both ways

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>>30392409
I would eat a pony out

>>30392612
FOR THE FROZEN THRONE

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>>30393697
>Pone is for sexual nutrition
FTFY

>>30392444
Trips confirm you are homosexual if you don't consider the opportunity to dine on colorful horse flesh to be something you'd take advantage of.

>Anon is asked which restaurant he prefers
"Somewhere cheap but fulfilling, because I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole horse right now"
>hilarity ensues