Big Mac has good taste. Sugar Belle is a top tier qt

>>30389168
You're absolutely right. I would love to shove her in the cuckshed and fuck someone else.

>>30389168
I want to lick her face and shove XXL dildos in all her orifices.

>>30389168
She kinda resembles his mom
And I'm sure she felt just like her too, when he fell asleep the night after the episode, teary eyed and snuggling against her neck,
admitting her how much he misses her and Sugarbelle whispering him that she's sure she'd be proud of what he became, before kissing him to sleep

>>30389168
Discord has a better taste IMO. Fluttershy is both cute, wise and very a good wife material (very caring and a good housewife)

>>30389168
Big Mac has mommy issues.

>>30389321
Sugar Belle can bake and she obviously puts out A LOT.

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>>30389321
yeah, too bad she's shit otherwise

>>30389321
Your assessment is completely wrong, Fluttershy is a hypocritical, snide, sociopath, which makes her perfect wife material I agree on that.

>>30389321
And he doesn't seem to care about the smell of shit

>>30389350
entire universe of EQG is shit. And teenage Fluttershy is just an undeveloped little shit who had zero development toward assertivness nor had any quality experience that pony Fluttershy shared. She doesn't even have Discord as friend and she will never know the joys of chaotic magic. She will forever just become a part of the background behind Sunset Shimmer and Scilight and will end up making dirty cam whoring for patreon money.

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>>30389321
And she's a disciple of Chaos on top of that.

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>>30389385
Oh yeah, I just posted this gif because I barely save anything fluttershy
You know, since, she's shit

>>30389385
At least she's pure.

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>>30389337
Fluttershy has the mentality of a hippie, though. She would understand all wierd kinks of her husband. She would just blush and understand the males needs, while SugarBelle will just pussywhip Big Mac around and tell him to behave.
Discord will have a much easier life than Sugar Belle as they will both spend it by just messing around in an eternal honey moon and traveling as they don't need to work as money is not an issue for Discord.

Big Mac will see Sugar Belle maybe once a month as he will be busy with the farm while she will be busy with the bakery and kids.

Big Mac is seriously cucked like Al Bundy.

>>30389403
Yes, she's pure. And her life will be joyless and boring with some bunch of hamsters keeping her company.

Some day she will look through the portal and see her pony self happy with Discord and kids, with her being the assertive head of the family and she will realise that her time on Earth was pointless and she lives alone in a shitty apartment having like 5 failed boyfriends who just wanted a quick Tinder sex and not really a relationship with some vegan green peace activist..

>>30389434
>Big Mac is seriously cucked like Al Bundy.
When did Al's wife cheat on him?

>>30389466
its a figure of speech, meaning that he fucked up

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>>30389249

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>Not a single Ponyville mare ever caught his attention

Mac has very very specific tastes.

>>30389954
maybe he's just smart

>"All the ponies in this town are crazy!"

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>>30389168

>>30390260

Starlight's village is literally composed entirely of mentally unstable ponies.

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>>30389168
Equalized Sugar Belle was cuter.

>>30389954

Mommy issues

>>30390331
See! One more trait she shares with his mom

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>>30390260

The only mares in town that are relatively sane are Cheerilee and the Spa Twins. Even Octavia snapped in Slice of Life. And we all know how the purple turned out.

>>30389954
Mac only wants unicorn pussy and all the ones in Ponyville are either dykes or crazy.

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>>30390628

>Hey Twi, can I come ta Canterlot with ya sometime? No reason.

Even though these three always show up in the background of Ponyville. But whatever.

>>30389249
I choose to believe sugar belle was in ponyvile that day.

>>30390331
Wow he really is after woman who are like his mum.

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>>30390869
I know that I would've gone the extra mile to our town to see her after all this shit
And I'm sure mac did, deep inside he's a pussy, and he can't cry in front of his family

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>>30389249

>>30390900
>I know that I would've gone the extra mile to our town to see her after all this shit
Same.

>>30389249
Do you think Grand Pear will live to see the wedding he missed out on with Pear Butter?

>>30393217
I don't know?
He seems to be around Granny's age, and she doesn't seem ready to give up yet so who knows
Also candybutt and shining must've decided to get married quite fast if twiggy wasn't even aware they were a thing, so for all we know, ponies proposing two weeks after becoming couples could be a thing

I hope we see him there if Mac ever gets married on screen tho.
I just want to see more grampear

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>>30389249
Yeah, very similar.

... Except for coat and mane color, different cutie marks, different mane and tail styles, not an earth pony...

But basically the same!

>>30393820
>Poofy mane that she attaches with a band
>Vibrant coat
>Sweet caring voice
>Bakes
When a guy tells a girl she resembles his mom he doesn't mean that she's a carbon copy of her, dumdum

>>30393834
>poofy mane
Dozens upon dozens of mares.
>vibrant coat
Literally every single mare save for MAUD.
>sweet caring voice
Literally every single mare save for RAINBOW DASH
>bakes
Half of the Mane 6 and a good 80% of the background characters.

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>>30393847