Reminder that alicorns have superior physical strength

Only because they're part earth pony. I don't think we needed a reminder for that

>>30386752
>Cadence has to carry Shining Armour home from the bar once again
>She really wishes he could put his hoof down and say 'no' whenever Anon wants to drag him to the bar for a night of drinking

>>30386775
The Hi Anon meme was somehow born from this conflict.

>>30386752
All the more to cock vore you with

>>30386752
>tfw no beautiful powerful alicorn wife to take care of me
This life is pointless.

>>30386780
>HI ANON!
>Shiny's crashing on your couch tonight, hope you dont mind!

>>30386752
tfw an alicorn wife but she treats you more like a child than a husband

>>30386772
people do forget quite often actually.

>>30389027
I'd argue that Cadance wouldn't 'be part earth pony', as she was a Pegasus before she was an Alicorn. Likewise Twilight being a unicorn.

However, I think Celestia and her sister are the only 'real' Alicorns, thus perfectly embodying the three types of pony.

>>30389057
How does that make sense, you fucking retard?

>>30389069
Celestia and her sister are the original Alicorns; whereas Cadance and Twilight were made into Alicorns.

>>30389089
DYEWTS? Season 6 retconned it

>>30389057
an alicorn embodies all three races, there's no 'real' or 'partial' alicorns

>>30386772
Not all earth pony's are strong, they just get more physical exercise.

>>30389264
Elaborate.

>>30389904
"The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!"

>>30389941
True.

>>30389264
>>30389941
Fortunately this is work-aroundable in that Celestia and Luna were not born in Equestria. Neither does the line about it being "beyond their knowledge" contradict either - it's perfectly reasonable that they were separated from the others of their kind too early to comprehend how alicorn reproduction works. Also, Josh Haber is a cunt and confirmed he didn't even bother reading the lore before writing that.