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>>30383327
>implying pony would ever want tiny human dick

>>30383334
MLP's ponies are like 3 feet tall, m8. They don't have meme dongs.

>>30383334
>he doesn't know about pathetic horse stamina

Didn't a poll confirm most of mlp would if given the chance? A real horse that is.

>>30383339
>>30383348
What if Equestria's stallions have three foot long dicks and can last twice as long as a human?
Or what if mares are impressed by shorter stamina?
Or what if they just don't have sex at all?

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>>30383327

>>30383357
>what if

>>30383334
Best mare pack says otherwise

>>30383357
that's a lot of what ifs you've got there faggot, and I'm getting the impression that you don't want to fuck horse pussy

>>30383357
>Or what if they just don't have sex at all

Then you'd be wrong because Faust said they did back when she was running the show.

>>30383357
You made the assumptions first, negro.

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>hooves

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Ever been cockvored?

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>>30383667
>no hooves

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>>30383357
>What if Equestria's stallions have three foot long dicks

How would they walk?

>>30383755
A better question is how a mare is supposed to take even half of that without getting gutted.

>>30383357
>what if cartoon horses were real

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>>30383667
>no hooves

>>30383357
>arguing with boners
The single greatest waste of time I can think of.

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>>30383649

This. No sexfags btfo.

>>30383881
>soon

This is pretty funny now that we got AJ's parents in the show's 7th season.

>>30383750
Where's Glim in that pic

>>30383907
We saw Rarity's parents and that was it until season 2

>>30383792
It's a shame Shim is stuck in Barbie land desu.

>>30383357
I never believed the stamina meme for them anyway.

>>30383327
I fisted one once. Does that count?

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>>30383327
>It's an Anon believes all mares will jump on his human dick if he ever makes it to Equestria episode

>>30385801
No, just the drunk ones.

>>30385816
Don't lump me in with those losers

>>30383357
>What if they're impressed by shorter stamina?

So this is a possibility, but not presumably smaller cocks? Epic.

You know, it's not like they proposed anything outlandish here. Small horses that would work like small horses.

>>30385801
But it's not? No one's done a Chad Thundercock green yet.

>>30385777
Story time.

>>30383881
No, anon. They were all taken to the Gelding Grotto after Lauren left the show.

>>30385887
I just got bored one day with the horses and stuck a finger in one's vagina. And when they did go anywhere I put more in and then it was just a matter of seeing how deep I could go. Felt something weird at one point, then she splooged everywhere.

I decided that I needed new hobbies after that

>>30385905
You being here a sign. It means you should have fucked the horsepuss.

>>30383327
Is that Twiggy or her mom?

>>30385913
I truly knew then the definition of the shame boner

>>30385801
How do you know he hasn't failed to get puss up to that point and had been drowning his sorrows? (Unless this is part of a set I haven't seen, then nevermind). This complaint only really applies if it's all in the same continuity.

>>30383667
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I swear if you're the same faggot that saved my twiggy dance webm and saved it using MY name I'll fucking blush

what are you trying to accomplish here
you trying to ruse me?
did you find out about who I really am?

>>30386002
Not him, but it's probably just a Clover user. The app saves the filename by default.

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>>30386017
Oh...
I'm disappointed
But thanks for telling me Anon
here, have a waifu

>>30383357
If.

>>30385925
Yes.

>>30385856
But they did do a Nonny Bravo one.

>>30383348
Yeah right, ponies are horses. That's why they're so intelligent. And they never developed a selection bias towards better sexual stamina, because they just hate sex and want to get it over with as quickly as possible.

>>30383327
Nice offer