Rarity

>>30382308
Cool, lay down for me. Imma use your flat butt for a table

>>30382308
Okay, great follow me.
We're here, you go inside this beautiful shed and wait while I visit our good friend Pinkie Pie.
Feel free to use the intercom.

>>30382308
>no hooves

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>>30382340
You are fucking retarded, newfag.
That's pony Rarity, she has hooves.

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>>30382308
Oh boi, can we be best friends?

>>30382308
Do my taxes

>>30382328
You are memeing wrong

>>30382366
yeah but the image is cropped, so we can't actually see them

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>>30382308
ROAD TRIP!

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>>30382366

>>30382308
Can I hug you?

>>30382308
Whatever worst pony.

>>30382409
I knew there was a chance, but I took the risk.

>>30382420
That's not Rainbow Cunt, anon

>>30382444
I did it for the (You) :^)

>>30382453
>hurr durr i was just pretending to be retarded
FTFY

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>>30382308
Cuddling. A lot of it.

I bet she's soft as fuck from how much she pampers herself.

>>30382460
Thank you again for the (You).

I'm gonna rub your tummy and call you a good pony.

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@30382469
What about now? :^) fuck off already.

>>30382308
>Get rope.
>Tie her up nice and tight, preferably somewhere comfortable like the bed or couch.
>Begin the looting_________________________________

>>30382308
r-really? Is a dreaming, true?

>>30382489
Thank you for the indirect (You).

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>>30382489
>@30382469
>pic related

@30382511
>indirect (You)
laffin
Kys anyways.
>>30382516
I know how to quote you retard, but that way it doesn't give him a (You).

>>30382569
Have a (You).

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>>30382308

Pose for me like one of those French maid girls, Rarity.

I know you've got the outfit in your closet. Afterwards, I intend to get inappropriate with the help.

>>30382469
(You) deserve it

>>30382569
which means I will go out of my way to give him one when I otherwise would've just skipped this thread

>>30382308
I want you to sit on my face and let a big one go.

I want to tie her up, bend her over, and use her ass as a dartboard

>>30382712
Hope your parents are proud of you.

>>30382712
Thank (You).

>>30382419
This.
Last hug I remember was at junior high-school graduation.
Holy shit Im so lonely.

>>30382308
(singing)
>Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!
>I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!
>I love to hear you moralize,
>When I'm between your thighs,
>You blow me away!

>Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you!
>I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you truly!
>Life can be fine,
>If we go sixty-nine!
>If we sit on our faces
>In all kinds of places
>We both can be blown away!

>>30382780
want a hug anon?
n-no homo

>>30382308
Nice sarcasm, dress horse.
Not even the most desperate woman would want to be touched by me :^)

#30382516
I'm the new one? Hahaha

>>30382308
Yeah right. You're just trying to get my money.

>>30382795
At this point even if someone hugged me, I wouldn't know how to act and whole thing would turn all kinds of award.
The hug I mentioned was precisely that kind of hug.
It would take a whole few-hour session or two for me to get used to touch of another person.
Am I autistic?

>>30382409
That was an awful joke, though

>>30382879
>>30382879
Not everyone is a "hug person". I used to really not be into hugging at all until I got involved in this one group of people who would all routinely hug each other so I became a part time "hugger" as well.

Like, it's not something you have to be ashamed of or anything, not being used to the convention.

>>30382308
I want to hold your hoof

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>>30382340
are you retarded?

>>30382308
how about a couple verses of Killing Me Softly?

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>>30382340

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>>30383580

>>30382308
Ok then.

Bring me my belt and bend over. Naughty filly.

>>30382308
What I want you to do is dominate me, boss me around, and generally prioritize your own pleasure and happiness, using me as a tool to achieve those things.

>>30382308
Rape.

>>30385232

You can't rape the willing, you moron. What part of "whatever you want" did you not get?

>>30385266
that's why I ask her to struggle/ flop around.