711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #55 is storytimed here!
>>30355226
It's been a bit since summer was kicked off, so how are ponies planning for it this year? Just more of the usual, or some slightly more adventurous trips? That town where Night Glider and her friends live in may be growing in popularity, and there are snowy mountains nearby, but of course anywhere in northern Equestria could also be a busy destination this season. That's not to say places like Appleloosa aren't without their own charms. It's gonna be some fun months ahead, that's for sure!
>>30374932
Previous thread.
>human
>filly
>colt, mare and filly
They were so pure, so perfect. Why must they always die young.
Legends of Magic #3 still storytimed here!
>>30252902
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>country filly
Is this the general that used to be on /co/?
pony heard there were prizes
hereeee come the ponies
bring back the ponies
>>30382183
What do you mean
We're still on /co/
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rh5nzhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30382184
Pony has won an all-expenses paid trip to Vanhoover
>>30382183
That depends on who's asking, anon.
>>30382194
Pony's gonna rack up a lot of expenses
>>30382188
Oh man. That's cool.
Execute operation poke the pone.
>>30382205
>>30382205
DO NOT POKE THE PONE
>>30382205
Disregarding; new mission: willy the filly
>>30382211
oh sure
when you call it 'boop' you can't get enough of it
when you call it what it is suddenly it's a bad thing
>>30382211
I'll poke youwhile you do space horse stuff
>>30382205
Operashion, kaishi!
>>30382197
Just an anon who used to frequent this place.
>>30382218
boops are limited to very specific regions
POKES CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE
>>30382218
Hush up and take your boops like a pony.
>>30382225
Then the answer is... Yes. Kinda unbelievably even to us. Ride truly is eternal.
>>30382222
only if you agree to practice safe poking
space horse stuff is extremely important and I can't risk being chased off
>>30382183
Yes, this is that general.
But it's the same general in that you are the same person you were six years ago.
The same way you can't wade through the same river twice.
The same way you woke up today the same person you were yesterday.
It has the same, continuous identity that has persisted from that point but things ebb and flow. Nothing truly ever is what it once was.
Why do they have Internet in horsegirl land but not regular horse land?
>>30382245
Because technology in horse land is arbitrary and inconsistent due to bad writing
>>30382238
Remember when everybody got banned because /mlp/ is a trap board and the show got cancelled on season 3?
Brutal times.
>>30382243
>Same person
I believe don't even know myself anymore.
>>30382257
Yeah, I'm so glad that pony was totally replaced with Equestria Girls
What an amazing timeline this is
Filly said "Look, Big Daddy, it's Regular Daddy!" as her father closed the distance between you two, shouting 'PUT MY DAUGHTER DOWN RIGHT NOW'
>>30382265
And neither gummy pinkie or batman made me draw. We broke the conditioning!
* mare teleport in *
>>30382267
put down the filly
pick up the stallion
>>30382267
Better start eatin, filly!
>>30382265
fuck off loliposter
*Colt dimension doors away*
>>30382276
*walks around the filly*
>bug
>>30382269
>>30382177
>bugs anon saying something negative about drawing
>drawfags take the bait
>>30382294
Excuse you
I only sexualize horsepeople of legal age
>>30382316
Can Thorax ever be forgiven for his betrayal?
Post your daughteru.
>>30382265
Um, no sweetie.
>>30382332
>>30382332
>>30382342
You haven't taken off yet Scoots.
You're still standing there.
>>30382332
MEME FILLY
>>30382316
I liked their old design better.
>>30382332
Are fillies tasty?
>>30382316
>>30382367
Filly daughteru, not filly waifu.
>>30382380
>not giving your filly daughter the dicc she needs to survive
>>30382375
Yes
>not taking filly to the amusement park
>>30382379
How took all her holes?
And most of her limbs?
>>30382332
>>30382383
Daughters don't have dlc, they're pay to play.
>>30382367
Daughterus are not for sexual.But filly waifus are alright.
Does Rarity in the EqG Mirror Magic special say "Does anypony know where we are or what just happened?" around the halfway mark?
I wasn't around when the English versions dropped so I missed if this was discussed.
Tuft is a gift from the heavens
>>30382410
that's 2tuft
>>30382410
She is having a fur coat.
>>30382380
>>30382404
>I don't love my daughter
Bad father
Filly committed sudoku in shame.
>>30382383
Just find a cute colt for your daughter.
Fillies are for colts only, not for humans
>>30382427
Made from her own coat!
>>30382440
Even thoughI'm into filliesI refuse to sexualize my daughteru.
>>30382458
t. colt
>>30382462
hot
Do you think when 2 "best friends" get angry at each other they have anger cuddles?
>>30382467
Not even fingering them while you give them a bath?
>>30382476
something like that, yeah
>>30382476
>Gyehehe, stop Rainbow Dash, that tickles!
Press F for the short lived Merch Thread.
It was too young to die
>>30382476
Yes.
It's the best way to make up.
>>30382467
What if your daughter is in heat and want a lot of daddy love?
>>30382500
2lewd
>>30382510
Give her a frozen cucumber and tell her to go nuts
>>30382519
>>30382519
Filly thanks you for the snack but says she really just wants your thick monkey dick
>>30382403
Angry apple on pear action
>>30382418
What's happening here
>>30382513
DELET TIS
>>30382498
F
It sucks that legit threads relevant to stuff get shit on
"Muh hasdrones"
"Shilling"
All the other jew related insults.
I'm sure that OP just wanted to talk merch and help anons find stuff they want. Fucking hell the fact they even had to advertise here was sad
>>30382519
>frozen cucumber
That isn't daddy love
Unresolved sexual tension
>>30382408
I don't think so. I looked at the transcript from the wiki and that line isn't there.
>>30382547
>>30382568
>>30382568
>>>/d/
You sick fuck. I bet you like missionary
I almost vomited typing that I could not type the rest
>>30382164
So when do you think DHX is going to do an actual beach episode?Ponies in swimwear
>>30382568
>>30382568
Spike belongs to Glimmy
>but isn't your name Ms. Cake?
AB is so silly.
>>30382588
But I don't have any friends.
>>30382566
How many horses did Shatner fuck before he accepted the VA role?
>>30382558
Source?
>>30382567
I hadn't even thought of checking that.
Yeah, I can hear "any clue" now. I guess the low pitch sound that plays at the same time made it sound like "anypony" to me. My hearing in the speech range is quite poor.
>>30382608
check the archive of the previous thread
>>30382617
When is the human butterball going to become smug like her horse self?
Would you a stone pony?I'll have whatever this is posted sometime later tonight for anyone interested.
Do you think Bright Mac experiment with Burnt Oak?
>>30382664
He was 100% straight from day one.
It would really nice to see ponies in a beach setting. Imagine some tropical island. Where there is a friendship problem and they need to use surfboards to run away from an exploding volcano into the sunset.
I want to take care of sick foals.
>When you make all the fillies wet.
>>30382664
sorry dude. 2pure/normalfag4that
>>30382664
No, they were just legit good friends
that being said young firewood horse was cute as heck
Where's the discordsode in high quality
where's the DWK recap
WHERE IS EVERYTHING
>>30382750
The dying fandom does not offer the amenities of yesteryear, anon.
Remember to play this at my funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1wi0VMhbA
>>30382410
>princess sunset shimmer
Well she's a shitty horse and a shitty person and those piercings are fugly but damn
that's some serious floof my man
also the hair is pretty
>>30382180
So we're not doing the .txt with all this seasons' episodes anymore?
>>30382684
Colt Burnt Iak was WAY too cute
>>30382762
that was a good video back in the days
it's such a shame it shares a name with... the thing.
>>30382787
Oak*
>>30382750
The fast schedules of Canada and Australia is fucking with us.
>>30382556
>>30382498
If you anons care I started a new thread for them and any anons that are interested I just copypasted the stuff from the archive.
>>30382756
A formal hiatus begins for Discovery Family but there's something new with today's 1106: Starcrash! It's not anything by Lucas!
http://derpy.me/MLPG3K
Filly did the math and did you know that a spring piston rifle shooting 0.22" 1g lead pellets at 300 m/s has nearly the same kinetic energy as someone throwing a 1kg weight at 9.8 meters per second (freefall)?
The point of this, filly says, is not to shoot anyone or throw weighs at anything.
>>30382164
Would you consider this early summer or mid summer?
>>30382855
June = early summer
July = mid summer
August = late summer
Should be obvious.
>>30382840
tell the filly to stop throwing herself at me
>>30382899
filly wouldn't be throwing herself at you if you had met your daily quota of headpats
you're getting sloppy anon
>>30382905
I'm a grown man I don't need headpats so stop... you don't even reach that high.
>>30382914
filly says that if you keep this attitude going she's going to need to let you go
What are you thoughts on this pony that I've just posted?
>>30382920
I don't know who it is and I don't care.
>>30382920
She needs a belly rub and akisson the snoot
>>30382920
she's pretty purplish
she's clearly a pony
>>30382924
>not knowing Cloud Kicker
Fucking newfag, I don't even pay attention to background horses and I know that one
>calling people "newfags"
Oh god why does it hurt so much
It's all coming back now
>>30382855
>nearly 38 °C today
Who cares? It's already too much.took me forever to find this picture since I had it saved as "A-channel Sweetie"
How exactly stupid this poner?
>>30382965
Not at all stupid.
>>30382965
dumb as a bag of apples
>>30382920
Cloud Kicker is a great if slightly kinky pone horse
>>30382965
So stupid that she unironically likes apples instead of strawberries
>>30382977
Let's see her degree.
>>30383002
Apple degree.
>>30383000
But Apples are perfect.
>>30383002
you don't need a degree to be a cute pony
Pet the pone against the grain.
>>30383015
Some pones are alright with it
>>30383015
Against the grain, against the hay, I'd pet pone against most things.
>>30383015
>>30382664
like science experiments?
>>30382180
>>30382192
>>30383027
look at that smooth, pettable back
>>30383042
Basic magic for a basic bitch.
Filly cites her small legs as being the sole reason for her tardiness.
In short, she's too little, too late.
>>30383046
You won't think that way when she shoves her footlong marecock down your throat
>>30383048
she wouldn't have been late if she wasn't carrying toast in her mouth
>>30383053
>only a foot long
Even a stallion cock is longer than that.
twi was so cute when she was a normal plain unicorn
>>30383046
>Anon got turned into a teacup that day
>>30383065
Joke's on her, that's my fetish.
>>30383065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqSrlZNxRp0
>>30383064
Season 1 was cute as fuck. I miss the good old days.
Filly is bored with life. She sees through the bullshit shallow facade of everything. Also, she's a pretentious hipster who's into blackbox experimental theater now.
>>30383064
>>30383075
>this was 7 years ago
>>30383064
>twi is so cute
Fixed
>>30383094
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>30383075
twilight princess was a mistake
i liked it more when she wasn't "special" and was just a (somewhat) ordinary bookpone who lived in a tree instead of a celebrity who lives in a crystal castle
Fillies bred for battle.
>>30383096
ye.
>>30383094
Are the ponies seven years older?
>>30383064
>>30383094
I kind of want them to make a finale about a powerful villain unmaking everything that happened since MMC. Shitposting about the wings and alicornhood aside, it would be an interesting scenario to play with.
>>30383082
Filly sounds like that kid in middle school who tries to sound deep.
I bet she listens to Linkin Park and Evanescence.
>>30383107
ultra big hips, more like
>>30383102
>i liked it more when she wasn't "special"
So you liked everything that happened before S1:E1? When she didn't realise she was an element of harmony?
>>30383096
>>30383107
2qt
>>30383044
Kill yourself
>>30383102
>i liked it more when she wasn't "special"
Yeah, she was just the personal student of a big sun goddess who wields the most powerful weapons in Equestria alongside her best friends that she made within a day
>>30383044
Faggot.
>>30383102
>tfw it could have been Twilight doing silly stuff with Trixie instead of mary sue bitch
>>30383044
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>30383119
why does she look so good with her hair in a bun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf5-Wytes6w
>>30383044
>>30383082
it was so cute when she ordered a salad
she's growing up
>>30383135
I tested that when it was being showcased at a con back in like 2012. It doesn't seem to have improved much at all since.
So are Discord and Flutthershy together now?
>she held his face
>"we don't make sense to anyone else" something you usually would only say about a couple
>"you open me up to new possibilities" something you'd expect a woman to say about her boyfriend or finance
>Entire episode depicts how well Fluttershy understands his inner feelings and emotions
>they laugh together
>>30383153
>implying they haven't already been together for a while now
>>30383105
Do not do that.
>>30383153
I honestly wouldn't mind if they went that route. They're a cute couple and they seem to care a lot about each other, especially Discord.
The part where Fluttershy went chaotic to save him was really heartwarming.
>>30383169
Please do not tell sociopath filly what she can or cannot do.
>>30383133
Because of reasons.
sad fillies
>>30383153
>>30383159
>>30383172
I find it hilarious that this ship has gained so much traction and actual legit reason to exist when all those years ago people wrote about Discord liking Celestia.
>>30383201
>>30383201
>>30383210
cheer up fillies
>>30383208
I feel bad for Pinkie/Discord shippers.cuckqueen doujin when
>>30383201
>>30383201
why is that bat horse sad
>>30383215
I forgot that was a thing back in the day. It actually had more reason to exist than the Celestia shit. Fuck, my Discord folder is too empty.
But when will the CMC actually grow up?
Don't stop pone now.
She's having such a good time, she's having a ball.
Pony has been reading the books of old, the legends and the myths.
>>30383259
FOREVER
FILLY
>>30383258
god dammit Rarity
>>30383276
No filly fillies forever.
>>30383265
Pony needs to stop trying to sacrifice me to lovecraftian monsters.
>>30383094
Holy shit.
>>30383296
there must always be a filly king
How have you lads been this saturday
The MLP thread on /co/ is still up by the way
>>30383310
>that one guy that fillyposted on /co/
Madman.
There is a time and a place for fillies.
Which is right here and right now.
I will fuck Nyx
>>30383336
she's indeed a very fuggable pone
>>30383344
do not defame Daisy in such a way
Filly Assassinations Inc
Because nobody suspects a filly.
>>30383362
no need to defame the ugliest part of the trio
>>30383369
When you have an eye that big, it's hard not to.
>>30383369
It would be a clever idea.
If only filly didn't try to assasinate targets thru boops.
>>30383310
that's a long time for that to still be up
all those comic related reaction images while talking about ponies really brought me back
>>30383376
you take your flower hating and get out of here
>>30383401
>flower hating
I don't know what you're talking about, I love Roses and Lilies. It's just that Daisies are ugly.
>>30383413
Moon horse sleeps all day.
Moon horse is a neet.
>>30383412
Do not ponk the pank
How would you rate Dance Magic? It was the first time we saw EqG in a 24 minute format, did you think it worked well like that? Would you have preferred a couple shorts instead, or do you think EqG only works as movies?
>>30383424
Pank and penk her in the pink with your punk
>>30383424
fuck you I'll ponk her and ever punk her
>>30383424
Why?
>>30383429
The only way to make EQG work would be if it got cancelled.
what's the best love story in MLP so far?
>discord x fluttershy
>cadance x shining
>buttercup x bright mac
>>30383434
That Pank looks awfully Ponked.
>>30383445
What about Matilda and Cranky?
Thanks for coming! Stars have crashed, that's for sure. Next time is 421: Monster A-Go Go!
>>30383443
Epik
>>30383445
Twalot x Books since inanimate objects are the only thing that could possibly love such a fat pony.
>>30383445
Discord and Flutters are just friends, nothing really romantic
Cadence and Shining are really meh and unintresting because it didn't happen. We're dropped at their wedding so we never seen how they developed. Big Mac and Sugar Belle are better then they are
Matilda and Cranky is good
AJ's parents are the best and it's not even a contest.
>>30383445
ButterMac, easily. It's the only one with actual drama.
>>30383445
StarGlim unironically
>>30383487
>starglim
...she loves herself?
>>30383490
Who doesn't love Glim
Pet the pony hard to establish dominance.
Have you met your boop quota for this week Anon?
>>30383522
No, no, you need to bite their ear.
>>30383541
Have I ever not?
>>30383541
I haven't booped or been booped in almost a month.
And I never felt better.
Boops are a lie, they are bad for you.
>>30383595
>he doesn't boop
You're going on probation
Keep this up and you'll be banned from ponying ever again
>>30383611
I shall forever pony.
no one can ever stop me, not even the devil boop pony.
>>30383611
Damn that's harsh
Pony wants to become a senator a few years from now.
Here’s a Rainbow Dash episode idea: Rainbow gets an endorsement deal, but the product turns out to be sub-par.
>>30383646
Man, I hate it when that happens.
>>30383598
Such a great little appul.
>>30383660
Not relatable?
>>30383674
On the surface no, can you sell it to me?
So the dillemma is whether or not she should drop the endorsement? Whether she should sacrifice her integrity for gain? I can see it, but I'm not sure how you would explain it naturally in the story to make it relatable. What would be a relatable equivalent?
sex with Gloomy
>>30383733
But that's a dog
I promise than when I get to Equestria I'll tell the ponies that there are people who love them for being who they are and thing they are the best pone.
>>30383764
Except for Rainbow Dash
Nobody likes her unironically
>>30383752
That's not a nice thing to say to Twilight Sparkle.
>>30383777
But that's Doglight Barkle.
what would happen if they showed Fluttershy and Discord kiss on the show?
I fight for Pony.
>>30383801
I dunno, it'd be pretty bold to show an interracial kiss on Equestrian television.
>>30383774
aw
>>30383733
>>30383801
it would be a step down from the obvious romance between them already
>>30383774
people only like RD ironically?
Now I know that's not true.
>>30383851
Nobody of sound mind unironically likes Dash. She's arrogant, self-centred, and the least important and least "attached" of the mane six.
>>30383310
was this thread archived? i can't find it
>>30383858
Look for lyrics from winter wrap up in the OP
>>30383857
But she's a pretty tomboy with amazing abilities. She's arrogant and self-centered but when an episode has a focus on her she proves to be self-conscious and insecure beneath her skittle exterior.
And just like Twilight and friendship or Rarity and generosity, Dash always proves her loyalty when tested.
>>30383858
Unfortunately I can't find any /co/ archives that go back to 2010. Even archived.moe only goes back to 2012. Shame cause I would've loved to see how the rest of this thread unravelled.
>>30383045
She looks like a little purple eggplant.
>>30383882
I had a weird feeling about the way that anon shit on Dash so I looked at the MD5 of that image
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/Pwk3m_Lb4-Y9-AnMmN2HFw/
that boy needs therapy
>>30383850
this is some stale bait
>>30383893
Someone pointed out the fact the guards pulling twilight's charriot didn't talk, wondered if the same applied to all the stallions in the show and was miffed about it
>>30383904
oh lighten up anon
>>30383897
It's par for the course, really. We've had our fair share of autists over the years.
Pony thread on /co/ just got 404'd. 344 replies in.
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!
>>30383933
Surprised it lasted that long
what was the op image?
>>30383933
I wonder if the guy got a ban for it. There wasn't much there, just lyrics from the song. But that was probably enough.
>>30383939
Just Bugs Bunny in the snow and the post "three months of winter coolness"
>>30383939
Some Bugs Bunny screencap, I guess.I'm really surprised that Lee didn't show up. There was blatant ponyposting.
>>30383939
Bugs Bunny wearing a santa hat in snow
Test
>>30383936
Y-you first.
>>30383960
I thought proxy bans were permanent.
>>30383960
Do you think posting that was smart?
>>30383954
Anon, girls don't have dicks.
Or do they?
>>30383960
A shitposter that can't even evade properly? What a surprise considering you're Shiny.
12 weeks of snowtime coldness
>>30383973
Mine wasnt, I switched to it, to post a pony on the Co thread. But it was banned for another day ironically. So I couldn't get banned with it.
>>30383974
Mods can not read. Or rather they can't be bothered to read.
>>30383893
>Unfortunately I can't find any /co/ archives that go back to 2010.
Well, ours only reaches as far as the archive's inception around mid-December.
https://mlpg.co/hyperindex/index10.html
>>30383986
If there's anything porn has taught me is that girls have dicks whenever it's convenient.
>>30383988
Even the best at the worst fails sometimes.sounds like the lyrics to a song
>>30384006
I just use http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
I found it on http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/
Great now we got tranny fags
Maud a qt
>>30384023
>not wanting to take girlcock in the ass.
>>30383879
yeah, nah, I'm assuming it's deleted.
>>30384023
Or you know, it's talks of futa.
>>30383986
Shimmy in just that dress is great.
Is this a good butt?
https://derpibooru.org/1470415
>>30384061
it's pretty good
the ponut having that strangely symmetrical intersecting crease makes it look a little weird
>>30384043
It got deleted a few minutes after I posted that.
>>30383933
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93423598/#q93423598
Filliesorcolts, MLPG?
Fillies as colts.
>>30384082Whynotboth?
>>30384082
stallions
>>30384067
That makes it hot cross buns
>>30384041
I'm ponysexual not homosexual
>>30384061
I like the consellations in her mane
>>30382185
that is one mighty cute dash
>>30384041
what an EPIN MAYMAY
Well to my chigrin I was temp banned for ban evasion. I forget there is an active janitor here. It was only 10mins tho
>>30384061
It's a fine butt.
Hopefully Celestia will get drawn at some point too.
>>30383082
>>30384131
I loved that Rarity liked to wear silly outfits with Sweetie. It was a side of her we really hadn't seen before since she's usually so careful about what she wears.
>>30384072
Will the pony ban ever be lifted?
>>30384142
When tartarus freezes over.
>>30384142
I just hope our court system doesn't use the ban as precedence when the ponies want to come to America.
>>30384149
Pony refugees welcome
>>30384149
The ponies can already come to America, they just have to use the proper channels.
>>30384153
I'd harbor illegal ponygrants
>>30384138
She throws out the status quo for her little sister - nothing is more important
>>30384156
If I pretend that I'm a pony will the authorities deport me to Equestria?
>>30384167
No but you can come to my house and we can play pretend. ;^)
>>30384156
Why? So that you could exploit their labor and make it harder for legal pony Americans to get a decent job?
>>30384173
yes, like a texan would
>>30384163
I wonder what it would be like to have Rarity as a big sister
>>30384167
na they'd just shoot you
>>30384184
All ponies belong to us in the first place.
>>30384193
They belong to me.
They are MY little ponies and that's why I married all of them.
Yes, even the stallions.
>>30384186
I'd profit off it, telling all her colt friends I'd put in a good word for them if they bought me gifts.
Most MLPG posters are registered ponyphiles.
>>30384149
Pony can immigrate legally.
>>30384209
I'm thinking about registering as a ponyphile. What kind of benefits are included with the membership?
I duplicated all ponies before their courtships and have my own complete set of the originals that belong to me.
>>30384209
Most MLPG posters are registered ponies.
>>30384209
>>30384222
FACT: Most ponies are ponyphiles.
Who'd be good friends? Which pairs would get along well?
>>30384257
Well bottom right is dead so.
>>30384257
Me and all of them.
SATURDAY NIGHT PONIES
>>30384257
>>30384257
I want to hug them all. Look at all of their enthusiastic smiles.
>>30384276
OH BOY
>>30384276
>having shitty power outlet
>>30384257
Mom on mom when?
>>30384222
I'm not a pony.
>>30384276
What is pony's idea of a good Saturday night?
are fillies ponies
why are fillies so little
can fillies get pregnant
why are fillies called fillies
>>30384294
flying around town and singing to ponies
>>30384294
cuddlin with her husbando and drinkin the night away
>>30384294
Drawing pony
>>30384296
Dash this isn't Google
>>30384282
That is an UGLY stallion.
All stallions are ugly.
>>30384351
get out of here always wrong anon
>>30384294
Your apple poni isn't an apple at all
>>30384257
Windy and Pearbutt would be besties
Is it just me, or is teenage Spike sexy, at least in artwork?
>>30384351
I agree with you.
Thank god FlyingSaucer keep these uglies in his basement and kill all o them after two weeks.
I like my fillies EXTRA THICC
>>30384356
Excuse you, she is the most apple there is regardless of parentage.
>>30384368
Teenage Spike is for sexual.
>>30384383
>Wrestling with teenage Spike, watching the sweat glisten off his hard muscles
Unf.
OPPAI FILLY STYLE
*crunchy pop starts playing*
FILLY STYLE
O O O
O
OPPAI FILLY STYLE
*filly dances*
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUNNAY FILLY
O O O O O
OPPAI FILLY STYLE
>>30384383
There'd totally be some ponies down for some predator/prey type roleplay
>>30384375
Fillies can't be thicc.
>>30384396
Anon, 2012 called, it wants its meme back.
>>30384401
man no song has ever had me feverishly play it in repeat since
Would teenage Spike be a hunk?
>>30384415
We've already seen teenage spike
*filly does the harlem shake*
>>30384432
Slightly older teen spike
>>30384450
Do you consider this a "hunk"?
I'd smash genitals with Spike and his cloaca.
Princess pussy
>>30384522
>>30384522
What did he mean by this?
I have an idea
What if they removed Spike from the show? Now that we have all these other characters in play, the cast is getting rather crowded. Especially with a new main character in Starlight.
Originally Spike played the role of Twilight's confidant and assistant, but as she's grown out of her junior role she no longer really needs one. She can send messages herself. Just think, what important role has Spike played recently in the plot? Not really much of anything. Practically all his episodes are bad, and the romance subplot with Rarity is quite disastrous.
What if Spike left to the dragon lands to become their ruler or something? We'd still see him occasionally, but he'd no longer need to be front and center. It would also work well with the "growing up" theme recently explored with the CMC
>>30384553
That the stallion might uh oh
>>30384554
Spike is the diversity hire
>>30384554
What if we remove Starlight from the show instead?
>>30384554
Has Spike had any good episodes?
Has Spike ever had any development?
>>30384569
Unless you include the "Gauntlet of Fire was good" meme, the only well received episode he's had is Secret of My Excess.
>>30384573
RIP that horses neck
>>30384554
It's time.
>>30384603
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>30384603
lol nope
Spike's going to remain Twilights subby little butt-bitch forever.
>>30384609
Spike could still die first, then.
>>30384639
filly what are you doing
>>30384638
Man, Spike doesn't have any friends does he. Crusaders laugh at him whenever he's not around and Twilight's friends see him as a small child to ignore.
>>30384650
They were trying to grab your prize.
So that's it then.
We've now seen all of the main 6's parents.
>>30384661
What about Big Mac and maybe Discord?
>>30384672
Once a week, if that. Do they even do that anymore?
I have defeated the purple!
>>30384674
I only see my friends at the weekend. I imagine D&D groups last a while if the people like eatchother, so its not out of question that they are still doing it
>>30384690
Well done
>>30384671
now we'll have to wait and see all the main six's fillies
>>30384694
Big Mac is off dating Sugar now and probably getting laid every weekend.
>>30384671
We have to go deeper.
>>30384698
They don't own fillies. Twilight owns Spike but not fillies.
>>30384694
>I imagine D&D groups last a while if the people like eatchother
Very often what happens is you get stuck with a bunch of awful unlikable strangers because it's the only group you could find within a 50-mile radius that had a good schedule for all of you.
If you do all like each other expect real life bullshit to get in the way and rape your schedule.
This is regardless of whether you're in meatspace or online.
>>30384707
right, they'll have to make them
>he doesn't have fillies
>>30384695
She will free herself and defeat you with far stronger methods.
Pony says there's too many dances on the dickfloor.
>>30384727
I don't want to over saturate the filly maket
I want to believe
>>30384739
Nonsense
she is powerless against the tape
It's time!
to fill the filly!
>>30384790
filly has entered defensive mode
>>30384709
It's up to us to help them.
>>30384780
it's too late
she has turned all your collars into tape
>>30384811
Hey I can still make it work
if anyone can rock a passable duck tape collar its me
>>30384802
DEPLOYING SMOKESCREEN!
>>30384828
CAN'T UNSEE
How many MLP images do you have saved on your computer right now?
>>30384875
all of them
>>30384804
Yes, of course. All these cute mares need help making them.
>>30384880
>>30384875
about 20k plus every available episode in 1080p
>>30384875
Only a couple thousand. I don't save every single image I come across.
>>30384875
find ponies/ -type f| wc -l
6674
Pony wonders what's for dinner
Help my decide who should i marry? sweetie bell or scootaloo??
>>30384973
Heh
T-this guy
>>30384973
That is an ultra cute filly.
>>30384992
Thanks, I'll do my best.
>>30385001
ree chad
>>30385036
punch me in the face, halfpone.
I want to feel alive again.
>>30384992
shut up filly, I know it
>>30384961
Sunsets fishy lunchbox
The more you know!
Dash is starting to ask too many questions
>>30385128
cute.
CUTE!
>>30385115
I used confusion
>>30385143
Dash hurts herself in her confusion
>>30385236
get that pear shit outa here
kicky hoovsies
>>30385251
Strawberries are better anyway.
>>30385236
Cutest CMC.
She's going to get an episode in S8,
right?
>>30385283
raw yeah, but I made some slow cooked cinamon honey apples tonight that were better than anything warm with strawberries
>>30385312
pffffhahahaha
Why do people like SFM pony porn? Personally I find the models to look really weird and creepy and unappealing
>>30385312
Go back to bed if you're not gonna draw her AA
>>30385342
There was only one SFM pic I found appealing and it was this one.
https://derpibooru.org/1430312
>>30385342
>>30385342
I think the people who like it can just get off to anything. So degenerates and 13 year olds.
>>30385312
I'd watch an episode with her and DT just having cute filly banter going back and forth between talking trash and talking about cutesy stuff
>>30385374
oh yeah that one wasn't bad
I was thinking he was just talking about the anthro models with stupidly giant dicks, but some of the actual pony models aren't too bad
>>30385374
>>30385342
I think people using the good 3D designing software tend to make pretty decent representations of ponies.
>>30385435
And then never release them
>>30385441
Well of course not, the animation isn't finished yet.
>>30382192
>earlysodes
It's been so long since a new episode.
How come this is happening again though?
>>30385388
>filly banter
That sounds adorable.
>>30385476
>its just endless streams of stupid 'my dad can beat up your dad' and other goofy shit
Snuggling up with a plushie or five
>>30385259
Do you think the movie will bring ponies back to the forefront of pop culture again? I mean, what if it becomes super popular among birdies?
>>30385520
*normies
>>30385489
>My dad works for Nintendo
My filly could beat your filly.
>>30385531
yeah well my filly could cuddle your filly
>>30385526
>my dad is a canterlot noble
>>30385520
Honestly?
No, but it will probably keep the show and spin-offs going for a while.
It may also attract normies to the fandom.
The screaming will be hilarious.
>>30385564
They'll never look at donuts the same way again
Filly had too much to drink and is now sleeping in your closet.
>>30385605
put a blanket over her and lay a bottle of water next to her head
what do you do with a bad pony
>>30384396
>oppaihttps://exhentai.org/g/521414/18fb2a0235/
>>30385665boopdenial
>>30385675
it was even asked for hentai-rumble, calm down
>>30385681
When I see the words oppai my mind instantly goes to loli.Sorry
>>30385679
that's not real, right?
>>30385691
Well, oppai filly is basically a subset of oppai loli.
Tip from filly: If you're out of filly treats, just eat doggy biscuits!
What episode was this from? It's eluding me and driving me crazy as a result.
>>30385724
The S2 premiere, I think?
>>30385724
they only really hug like that at the end of the episode, could check the endings
seems like maybe an earlier one
>>30385675
>already have it faved
excelente taste
Nice to see you around again, Rumblebro
>>30385729
>>30385730
So you think they shooped Twilight's wings in?
>>30385740
I dunno, probably not, I guess you should check s4 endings first
>>30385740
Checked S2E02, it was different.
But then again, they tend to do group hugs very frequently.
>>30385772
did twilights position in the cuddle pile change after she got wings?
>>30385695
if you're a good pony, no
Does the text look okay enough near that left edge of this page?
The spine of the book is giving me some issues, but it seems readable enough. I just want to be sure.
>>30385754
I would if it weren't 2AM and I wasn't desperate to finish this book up so I can sleep with nothing on my mind. For some reason Testing came to mind.
>>30385737
How about thishttps://exhentai.org/g/915017/e77812852c/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTxHNKlJTLo
>>30385796
it's blurry but perfectly readable
>>30385826
Ah, so they did shoop some wings on. Thanks for finding it. My mind is at ease now.
>>30385826
so my premonition that it was early episode was right, they really did just snap wings on her back
good job anon
>>30385831
By the faces it was obvious it was pre S3 at least.
>>30385820
I forgot how cute Pinkie's chicken butt was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=412-rWzBByg
>>30385821
Good to hear, but unfortunately it's getting worse as I get further in. I think I'm just going to melt the pages out and get them scanned that way. Thanks though.
#wow
#wowza
https://derpibooru.org/640587
What would you do with a drunken filly
What would you do with a drunken filly
What would you do with a drunken filly
early in the morning
>>30385918
Tell her she doesn't have to tell me what happened, but she does have to eat all these eggs.
>>30385941
Filly aren't omnivores silly
they'd just poop the eggs back out
Do any of you know the name of the font used for the equestria girls logo and general EQG promotional shit?
>>30385843
She is so cute in her various outfits
>>30385877
Or cutting it out. Looks a lot worse, but thankfully I can crop the cut out I think.
>>30385955
Was the font different from the show's?
>>30385956
pinkie is a very cute horse with a bubbly personality and I would pet her lots
>>30385918
Make lots of noise around filly.
Make her regret that hangover.
>>30385966
Yes, it's different
>>30385972
filly knows where you live
there will be no mercy after she gets over this
>>30385977
I have filly-proof locks on everything.
>>30385983
You'd think that, wouldn't you.
Hey Anon, that new My Little Pony movie looks cute. You know about cartoons and stuff, right? What is it about?
Fillies are cute.
>>30385901
Where are her giant princess balls?
>>30385989
Cute ponies doing cute things on a larger screen than usual.
>>30385991
Tucked between her giant thunder thighs.
>>30385989
ponies and shit.
There's a cat, I think.
>>30385987
I also have spray bottles and laser pointers. Fillies are helpless against such defenses.
>>30385990
I want to protect them.
>>30386009
>spray bottles
That shit has been banned by the geneighva convention, anon. Don't make me call the filly cops on you.
>>30385968
I would kiss her everywhere
>>30386018
Call them if you will, the filly cops will be helpless against my armaments.
>>30386021
Party and a movie first, bub.
What if you hugged a poner
right
okay
but
you got a boner
>>30386027
I can't get over how cute this picture is
Look at her
She's gorgeous
>>30386039
Then you will be about to fug a poner.
>>30386046
Anon you can't just shag horses like that
that's rape
>>30386051
Ponies are very polite. Once they notice you have a boner, they are willing to help you with it.
>>30386039
What if he got one, too? And it accidentally went in my mouth
>>30386057
>Ponies are very polite. Once they notice you have a boner, they are willing to help you with it.
Unless you're a baby dragon, I presume.
>>30386077
ew anon they're not gonna fuck a baby
>>30386018
>geneighva convention
Anon I am going to slap you
>>30386088
Spike is literally (figuratively) the same age as twilight considering she was a tiny little filly when she hatched him.
Dragons take centuries to come to age, spike's probably 25 by now.
>>30386111
Still technically a babby, therefore unfuckable.
Which is a shit draw for him since he's probably got a teenager's libido by this point.
>"SPIKE RAPE!"
What kind of music would purple smart listen to while working in the basement?
>>30386115
At least he can always come over and read comics with his buddy Shining Armor
>>30386111
oh shit you're right i never really thought about that before. there is a 5 year age difference max.
I want to hang out with Spike and hear all about the behind the scenes stuff like Twi's drunken flings and his frustrations with wanting to fuck Rarity
>>30386127
>succ
Alright, so... where's your dick then?
Does sex in the dream world count as real sex?
or do you remain virgin
>>30386205
filly wants to go see Kung Fu Filly 3
>>30386205
If it feel real, it is real
>>30386205
You only lose your virginity if you're on the receiving end. So assuming you were on the receiving end it totally counts.
>>30386125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zYwXfyA_ho
>>30386239
alright lets go, i'm not paying for two tickets so i am gonna have to stuff filly down my pants and sneak her in to the theater.
>>30386278
go higher
>>30386270
Uh oh!
Twily was in a hurry, and forgot to put on panties again!
>>30384773
>the leaf has been raked by Celestia herself
>>30385989
>*explodes into spaghetti*
>>30385994
So have they done the tagline "little ponies on the big screen" yet or are they waiting until they get closer to the release date?
>>30386338
Hey Anon, we should totally go see it together, so you can explain the backstory to me!
>>30386342
>>30386342
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit im not sure about this an i consider myself one of the top pony fans in mlpg
>>30386355
This is getting highly unrealistic, Anon.
>>30386342
It's Flutters, her childhood gal pal!
>>30386272
That's a cute hair color scheme
Fillies are smart.
>>30386360
I think it was already getting unrealistic with a girl willingly talking to anon, but we got into quantum probabilistic when she asked him about horse
this is just heat death of the universe-tier.
>there's a general going at 8 posts/hour
It takes four days for it to reach bump limit
it's unreal
>>30386388
>I think it was already getting unrealistic with a girl willingly talking to anon
That's not that unrealistic...
>>30386360
Well, if you're busy, I guess I'll ask Chad to go with me... He doesn't seem to like animation as much as you, though. I was looking forward to talking about the movie with you afterwards at my place...
It's too bad, I think it's really hot when a guy is enthusiastic about the things he likes, even when they're pony cartoons.Do you have a favorite pony?
>>30386401
Are you sure?
>>30386398
This is from a yearish ago I think, but it shows that they're at least for the most part not just "bump" over and over to keep the threads alive. I'm okay with slow as long as it means more content than other stuff in a thread.
>>30386407
>>30386407
Anon I understand it's sunday and it's 3 in the morning and you're really lonely but there's a point in life where you should stop and you passed it a couple posts ago.
>>30386413
>Anon, don't feed Derpy. You're Punch Master.
>>30386220
I am going to have sex with that horse
Then we'll see who's laughing
>>30386413
this is creeping me out seeing all the generals
>>30386429
I found it funny that mlpg is the only one with pony at the middle. Right below filly.
I am the very model of a Major pony genral
>>30386424
>>30386429
It should.
>>30386433
>filly love
>thing pony hate least
What happened to thingpones
I miss tabasco and the gang
>>30386413
>small dick colt gay cute
I approve.
>>30386440
I'm not sure. I made that image a while back to see if another Anon's theory about generals being ded bump fests were true. The few times I peeked in they seemed neat though.
>>30386407
Why am I on /r9k/?
Waifu Wars threads are usually me bumping it over and over because I create video content weekly.
Sometimes I question making the new thread, but I want the stuff to be easily contained if I need to drop into a thread archive to grab previous info.
>>30386457
I wouldn't worry about it. There's not much else to bump with and you're providing fun content from the looks of the response you get.
>>30386457
I'm cool with your thread, pal. You do good work.
>>30386460
>>30386460
>>30386460
Family gettogethers.
>>30386450
I don't know, I still thing /mlp/ generals are pretty terrible because they fill a niche that shouldn't need a general to be filled, like the anon in equestria generals or god forbid the fallout equestria generals. Or the flutterrape general, what was even up with that and everything else that just kept happening.
Overspecialization brings stagnation, which brings blogposting, which brings tripfags which brings to community more interested in oneanother than in discussing the thing the general is about.
Which is why we've kept strong over all these years. We didn't specialize.
We're the goddamn pony general even though we've had our ups and lows we've been talking about cute horses for the last seven years without delving into some kind of faggy nonpony general.