What do you think Celestia does in her free time?

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>>30374093
Probably eats cake.

>>30374093
she shitpost a lot on Mexican ceramics smuggling website

>>30374093
Masturbates

>>30374093
Giggles in a dark room.

>>30374093
forces her gaurds to fuck for her amusment

>>30374093
cock vore

>>30374138
thread/

>rape

>>30374093

She's keeping an eye on that weird, but strangely handsome green-faced hairless ape that showed up last month.

>>30374093
Reading, eating cake, doing sisterly shit with Luna and attending to public events in bad disguises which everyone knows its her but does not dare to tell her.

>>30374158
I like this desu

>>30374093
she cooks

>>30374093
Mashes that phat royal clitty

>>30374256
>attending to public events in bad disguises which everyone knows its her but does not dare to tell her.

Now that's cute

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She probably asks faggots if they like bananas

>>30374093
Swing the sun back and forth like a paddle ball and wonder what it would take to lose her focus and cause the sun to hurtle into the planet.

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>>30375083
>Swing the sun back and forth like a paddle ball and wonder what it would take to lose her focus and cause the sun to hurtle into the planet.
Kek

>>30374093
Getting breed by an human.

>>30374093

We know she's a fan of cooking.

So, something ritualistic that lets her take her mind away from politics for a moment and a mixture of following instructions and creative improvisation.

Cooking mostly, but maybe also things like knitting.

>>30374101
thats bizarrely specific

>>30374138
That's everybody.

>>30374093
Spies on people masturbating or having sex.

Then, she gets off to it. Then she joins them.

>>30376254
Seems more like a Luna thing desu given that she watches over dreams and works alone.

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She and her sister are huge astronomy nerds. How do you think they got this gig in the first place?

>>30376322
Hey babe, I've got a BIG Dipper for you to stargaze at.
[takes off pants]
Oh Anon, that's the LITTLE Dipper, not the Big one.

>>30374093
Makes Celestia threads on /mlp/

Break little stallion into her harem

>>30374093
she doesn't really have free time outside of making breakfast

>>30374171
>Canterlot annal gladiator tournament
>Royal guards fucking each other with their royal horsecock for honor and entertaining Celestia
I would entertained.

>>30374138

>Celestia
>masturbating
>when she can order a gangbang orgy with her guards at any time

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>>30377268
Libel. Celestia cuddles all of her guards because she loves them and her aura makes the urge to snuggle her irresistible.

>>30374138
Probably.
I doubt anyone has the stones to bang her anymore.

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>>30377527
>Celestia has all her guards in chastity
>Once a year she gathers them in the castle's auditorium
>The new recruits think that she will give them a speech
>But instead, she brings a wimpy colt on the stage and have him fuck her in every position and every hole
>She says 'it builds character'

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>>30377628

>>30377628
>Publically humiliates him as he cums in 2 minutes because he's a fresh recruit from the country who's never even been alone with a girl

unf

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>>30379314
How I understood it:
>All the handsome muscular guards watch one of sexist ponies in Equestria get fucked by a vastly inferior colt
>While not being able to masturbate

>>30374093
Forces her students to make friends, much to the disdain of her head of investigations.

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>>30374093
do I gotta say it?

>>30377379
>"Good morning Anonymous. Would you care to join me for breakfast?"
"Nah, I'm not really hungry for something big. Just gonna grab a donut and coffee, thanks."
>"Oh... I see."
"Catch you lunchside though. Or probably not, since I know how busy you love to make yourself, right? Negotiations here, press events there. Ha ha, check ya later."
>"Y-yes, goodbye Anon. Enjoy your day!"

>>30379630
>tfw no Celestia to secretly have a crush on you but be afraid of direct romantic confrontation
>you will never be ignorant of this due to the fact that you love her and can't notice the signals because of the same fear
>you will never awkwardly attempt to start hanging out before she awkwardly cancels and vice versa
>you will never end up in an adorable situation where everyone in the kingdom knows you're both into each other but are romantic spergs
>you both will never be forced into revealing your feelings to one another in an embarrassingly public scenario
>you will never have your happy ending
I must master lucid dreaming before I die, it's my only hope.

>>30374093
Rule Equestria

>>30379314
>Stallion lasts 2 minutes of Celestia's hazing.
>Humiliated.
Newfags pls.
The guy would be getting free drinks for life for lasting that long.

>>30374093
She plays risk with Anon and wipes the floor with him.

>>30380634
>2 minutes
More like 20 seconds.

>>30374093

She's been unmarried for a thousand years and no stallion would dare flirt with her. She's got a dildo collection that fills several large rooms.

>>30380634

2 minutes isn't very long.
At least, not unless you're a greasy neckbear with the stamina of a dead fish.