What type of men are they into?

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>>30369900
Probably the kind that doesn't edit pictures of them to guess what they look like undressed

>>30369900
Confident and funny men, preferably good looking as well.

>>30369900
Ugly neckbeards who live with their parents

>>30369900
They are into only one kind of man
Ace Thruster

>>30369900
Men who are intelligent and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

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>>30369900
I'm not sure about the others, but it's obvious Sunset is into lonely underachievers with social anxiety and questionable hygiene.

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>>30369939
>assuming seven women with different personalities all have the same taste in men

wew lads

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>>30369900
Pinkie: Literally doesn't matter. Women too.
Sunset: PURE
Rainbow Dash: Nerds she can force to keep it secret, she doesn't want anyone to know how much she loves the dick.
Scitwi: Forceful, a few years older than her.
Applejack: Relatives only
Rarity: Older men with dough.
Fluttershy: I think you mean "stallions"

Also nice digits

>>30369900
>>30369914
>>30369924
normals leave

Banned and filtered for not pony.

Now FUCK OFF from this board you fucking retard.

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>>30369963

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>>30369964

>>30369972
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30369963
Every woman's taste is for undercover agent Ace

>>30369900
Pinkie Pie: Light hearted men who love telling jokes and having fun, appearance doesn't matter too much
Twilight: Tall, well built attractive men, probably doesn't like them stupid but they don't need to be on the same level as her
AJ: A good, tanned, hard working farmboy who goes to church every sunday and has never left the family home not because he's a neckbeard who refuses to get the job but because he's a family man and generations have but their blood and sweat in the family farm
Rarity: Metrosexual as fuck men who weigh maybe 90Ibs when wet, but would wear a scarf in the desert to compliment their sweater
Rainbow Dash: >men
Sunset Shimmer: AJ's horse

>>30369963
>>30369963
I think most people are into confident, funny, and good-looking humans of the sex they are attracted to. Or at least the majority of the time.

>>30369939
What is this from?

>>30370026
/v/

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>>30369972
>"FUCK OFF"
>in all caps!
Oooooh, so threatening!

>>30370027
/v/ meme? I thought I'd seen it somewhere before. Thanks.

>>30370034
It's everywhere, but it started out as a thread on /v/ titled "Characters who remind of yourself" and the OP said in his post, "For me, it's Kefka - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor." and got made fun of for being a fedora tipper, and now it's a meme

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>>30369900
Smart but not smarter than herself. Someone capable of actually talking to women and can make her laugh. Smells decent and is chivalrous. Basic things girls look for in a guy, id assume.

>>30369900
Why did the editor give them the ugliest possible lingerie?

>>30370069
>that description
So no one that's ever posted here, got it

>>30370092
What, you think anyone on /mlp/ would ever realistically have a chance with the most popular girls in Canterlot High?

>>30369972
Friendly reminder that the rules specifically allow EqG

Keep crying faggot

>>30369900
I love your picture.

>>30369963
I can assure you that while they may be varied, they would all certainly avoid every male on this board

>>30370134
I'm sure there's a small handful of actually decent folk on this board, they're few and far between though and I'm certainly not delusional enough to think I'm one of them.

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>>30369959
this, she married me for a reason

>>30370227
>she married me for a reason
You keep telling yourself that, okay.

>>30370277
t. unmarried loner

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>>30369964
>Applejack: Relatives only
it's funny because it's accurate

>>30370148
Once you browse this board (really any board on 4chan) you're damaged enough that you already make public interaction weird, especially on an intimate level

>>30369964
Sounds about right.
Especially AJ, anyone has that page from that book?

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>>30369964
>Sunset: PURE
Purely for horsecock

>>30370069
So, Flash?

>>30369900
>Pink Ponk
Party boys and girls with a good sense of humor
>Butter shush
Eccentric daddies (CoughCough discord [spoiler/] Cough)
>Raris
Sophisticated Gentlemen and big strong Ladies
>SciTwi
Regular boring ass mother fuckers
>Fast Horse imean Girl
Big muscle guys
>Apples
Lol, she a lesbo
>Shimmy
Total lez too. Brad was her beard

>>30369982
this seems pretty accurate, except I think Rarity would probably go for older men with money

>>30371154
She was creaming herself over Trenderhoof who pretty much fits that description.

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>>30369900
>Men
At least two of them aren't even interested.

>>30370800
close but flash is smarter then sunset.

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>>30369900
we already know

>>30369900
WHY do rararas tatatas sag so?

>>30369963
Women who are into guys creeping on them are even rarer than lesbians.

>>30369900
Why does Rarity have grandma tits?

>>30370109
I sure could try anon.

>>30369900
Older. They all have daddy issues.

>>30369900
They all date Flash Sentry.
Timber is Flash Sentry in disguise.

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>>30371469
DELET

>>30370435
sauce?

unwilling traps

>>30369964
>relatives only
Citation needed.
>>30370424
What book?

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>>30369900
from left to right
gays
rich and the famous
her brother
chads
girls
nerd girls
anything that uses protection.

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>>30371469
This thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(apple)

>they're into guys who are
I don't need to be none of that shit, I can buy them booze.

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>>30369900
dat fluttershy tho

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My sides. Everyone here is the type of person they would walk right past on the sidewalk without so much as a second glance.

All you faggots know this to be true.

>>30374398
Do you know who drew this. I like their art.

>>30374451
I dont see anyone denying that.
Except this guy >>30374308 who got suddendly defensive

>>30374451
almost all my friends over the years have been women
I'm the kind of person that would be their gay best friend, but without actually being gay

>>30369900
Fluttershy likes bad boys with sense of humor and secret sensitive side.

>>30374623
So eternally friendzoned, in other words.

>>30374623
>but without actually being gay

>>30374699
I've dated a few of them

>>30374890
>dated
>past tense
lmao

>>30372375
https://derpibooru.org/876401

>>30374896
Quit engaging normo's, they'll think they're in good company and try to spread their cancer.

>>30371162
That was because she considers herself more desirable than AJ and couldn't conceive of someone preferring AJ over herself.

>>30374896
yes, I have gotten my wick wet, unlike you, I'm sure

>>30375015
>have gotten my wick wet
>wick
Comparable in size I assume.

>>30374451
>he's still here
>after weeks of 'how can human cocks ever compete'
>he's still entering random threads and shitposting about people being virgins and/or having no chances with their virtual waifus
let me guess, you're that starburst spammer too right?
summer sure is fun, heh junior?

>>30374525
>>30374398

I would also like to know this... seems to be a cut out of a larger image which makes it hard to reverse search

>>30375048
you trying to insult me is just so adorable
healthy 7 and 5.5 tyvm

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>>30375177
>now he's bragging about his dick on a pony board to complete strangers

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>>30375187

>>30375203
booo, weak reaction image

>Pink
School bicycle
>Sunset
Jocks and/or musicians
>RD
Athletic type but also kind, someone she can compete with physically but will also alleviate her insecurities
>Scitwi
Has shown predisposition for well educated openly nerdy men
> AJ
Hardworking blue color kind of guy, preferably familiar with farm life
> Rarity
A man who she can show off, preferably fit, great hair, tall, and generally good looking, doesn't necessarily have to be fashion conscious, but does have to be willing to let her dress him. Exposure to upperclass culture is preferable as well.
>Fluttershy
Wild animals

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>>30370109
I would have a shot as I am now. The person I was in high school would never have a chance though.

>>30376107
>AJ
>Hardworking blue color kind of guy, preferably familiar with farm life
so still her brother and cousins then?
Also you forgot "with money to pay for expensive gifts for her and support her lifestyle"

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What fictional character would they go with best? Pic related for Luna.

>>30376107
>Fluttershy
>wild animals
Well that explains how she tames so many of them, fuck.

>>30376493
They're not colored blue, anon. :^)

>>30369900
Pimento Pastry:
People who are rather plain and aren't that easily excitable, would most likely end up with a stoic quiet boyfriend.

Duskfall Swoocer
Most likely someone who she feel she could trust with all of her heart. Most likely a stronger male, with a gracious heart.

Monochrome Sprint
Likes a man who can keep up with her on a competitive level, however can also know when to stand his ground. Would most likely go after brash confident men.

Twiggle Sporklamp
Would most likely be attracted to persons with bombastic personalities and philosophies, or of exotic features.

Orangebill
Likes a strong, faithful Christian man who can provide for her as a leader of the household, and treat her as a lady and a wife.

Notsocommonly
Likes confident men who are posh in lifestyle and dress, however truly wants a man who would treat her like his most precious treasure.

Hoveranxious
She likes big mountian men with manly beards and who are in tune with nature, who are kind to animals.

Chuck the Dog:
Probably other dogs, also Notsocommonly's leg.

>>30377593
Shortened version.
Pimento:
Probably an autist or a shy nerd

Duskfall
Probably someone older than her by at least 5 years

Monochrome
Probably someone on the track team

Twiggle:
Jamal, Ahmed, Kenshiro, or Diogenes of Sinope

Orangebill:
Probably the handsomest fellow church goer (who isn't her brother)

Notsocommonly
Jamal, Hipster Steve, Ahmed's rich cousin Ahmed.

Hoveranxious
The Brawny Man, the handsomest and nicest guy at the animal shelter

Chuck:
Another dog, Notsocommonly's leg.

>>30370361
You know, you'd think that, but most people just chalk my weirdness up to my military service and think I'm way, way cooler than I actually am. Fake it till you make it desu. It helps that I stopped going on 4chan more than 15 minutes a day now that I'm not on active duty, though.

>>30377593
>>30377629
>none of them would be into weaker men
what about my femdom fetishes

>bacon hair
Chads like Flash i guess
>Sci-twi
Smelly,inbred,lumberjacks
>cunt of fast
Anyone with mildly impresive athletic skills/pathetic nerdy manlets she can manipulate and abuse because they will never be able to get anything better
>party slut
Anyone and everyone
>dress human/hors
Men with money also purple dogs
>redneck
Her brothers
>Fluttershy
Animals

>>30369900
I'll give you a hint.
Not you.

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>>30369900
>Apple retriever
Probably some pear or orange family member, she's a dirty fruitmixer, also her brother
>Pink Party
Anything with a pulse.
>Bluest Cunt
Someone who doesn't mistake her for a guy, Gynecologists
>S1 Twilight
Chad.
>Bacon Maiden
hungry skeletons who sit inside all day and post on /mlp/
>Diamond digger
Anything with a credit card
>Weeb
Anything on Applejack's farm that isn't a human, also her brother

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>>30371153
>Apples
>Lol, she a lesbo
> > > > > > > > > > > >Costanza.jpg

>>30378376
thats what you get for liking garbage

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>>30381109
t. alpha male

>>30381112
t. low test fuckboi

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>>30377593
In other words, none of the faggots on this board.

>>30381062
show me proof otherwise

>>30380160
>inbred lumberjack
Now that's contradictory if I ever saw something contradictory. Inbreeding is known to cause muscle atrophy and offsprings are almost always frail and physically unfit.

t. biology student.

>>30373794
Methinks you meant right to left anon

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>>30374643
Like Sweetheart?