Have you ever made love to a killer, Anon?

>>30365928
No, but from the smile on your face and the tent in my pants I feel I'm about to.

I just hope it's not so amazing I can't enjoy sex with normal ponies after this. It would be annoying having to restrain and rape a murderer while they're trying to kill me.

>>30365928
>have you ever made love to a-
I'm gonna stop you right there, the answer is no

>>30366066
"Will you please stop trying to stab me?"
>"Will you please stop raping me?"
"...No."
>"Then you know my answer."
>You move your head again and sigh when the knife nearly nicks your ear
"You know I'm only raping you because you're trying to kill me."
>"So? Two wrongs don't make a right!"
"Am I really getting a lesson on morals from a cold blooded murderer?"
>You hold her hoof down as another attempted aim for your jugular fails
"It's hard to concentrate on thrusting when you keep trying to gouge my eyes out."
>"Would you like if I stopped?"
"Yes, actually."
>"Okay."
"Really? Cool, thanks."
>This time you raise your arm as the struggling mare tries to stab your shoulder, another sigh escaping your lips
"Fool me twice..."
>"Will you stop dodging?!"
"Will you stop trying to stab me? No, wait, we both know the answer to that already."
>"I don't deserve this!"
"And how do you figure?"
>"Rape is a lot worse than murder!"
"Oh god, you're a liberal. Figures. Almost enough to make my cock go soft."
>A mighty slap of your balls echoes in the quiet alley
"Almost."
>An officer approaches the two of you
>"Alright alright, what's all this then?"
>"He's raping me!"
"I'm raping her."
>"Well that's not very nice."
"Yeah, well she tried to kill me."
>"Only because you're raping me!"
"You started it!"
>"And I'm going to end it!"
>"That's enough you two, don't make me pull you apart."
>"Please do."
"At least let me finish first."
>"Fine, fine. Finish your business and go about your separate ways."
>"Hey, no fair! Why does he get to get away with a successful rape and I have to leave with only an attempted murder?"
"I'm just better at my craft."
>"It's the rapeiarchy keeping the strong, independent serial killers down!"
"You're not independent if you need others to help fulfill your crimes. Me? I can rape anything, even a mailbox. Besides, the crime rate gap is a myth."
>"Reeeee!"
>The officer shakes his head
>"I hate criminal politics."

>>30366221
Kek, good stuff anon

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>>30366221
rolf

>>30366221
But was it really rape?
Was it REALLY?

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>Be sleeping with your crazy horse wife
>Feel something cold and sharp against your neck
"Pinkie?"
>"Yeeees, Nonny?"
"Are you trying to kill me again?"
>"ummmm, no?"
"Go back to sleep dear"
>"Okay"

>>30366676
>no crazy horse waifu attempting to kill you in your sleep

>>30366221
Great work!

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This fetish gets me off almost better than abuse.

>>30366954
I know someone who has this genuine fetish. He liked the thrill of, as he put it, 'going to sleep with a hand grenade.'

>>30367064
>abuse
You had me then you lost me

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Did someone say Psychomena?

>>30368413
I'm fapping Pinkie, either help or go away

>>30366105
It is actually hard to pull this off irl.

>>30365928
tfw you will never have a cock vore waifu

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>>30366221

>>30368455
Stop

>>30369399
You can't tell me this isn't hot as hell.

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Shit thread about a shit alternate character interpretation

>>30369427
>anime reaction image
Whaddaya know, the opinion is worthless

>>30366221
>Rape is a lot worse than murder!
>Oh god, you're a liberal.
>implying that's what liberals actually believe

>>30369601
It's not rape if you say it was just a prank

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>>30369427
delet this

>>30365928
dose masturbating count?

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>>30369601
>"And then, the libcuck appears!"
>w-we're not like that!

>Pinkamena will never bite your ear while having an orgasm, drawing blood

>Pinkamena will never tie you up and ignore your safeword

>Pinkamena will never require constant validation that her parties are the best and that you love her

So should I go with the rope or the gun?

>>30372048
Depends, if you are sure you are going to be left alone for a long period, rope.
Otherwise go for the safe route and do gun.

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>>30365928
I'm sorry to disappoint, but I don't do one-night stabs.

>>30372048
>Pinkamena will never appear and stop you from suiciding at the last second, saying
>"The only one who gets to kill you is me!"

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>>30369601

>>30369415
dammit boner not cool

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>>30365928
>you will never thrust into her
>look into those brilliant blue eyes
>and see the flushed gaze of the last thing seen by many
>you too?

>>30372367
She's too drawn to that dick to kill you

>>30369415
This is why god doesn't visit us

>>30373153
>implying the not knowing for sure doesn't make it hotter
>he doesn't want to be this qt's cupcake

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Pinkamena rape is the best rape

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>>30374510
https://static1.e621.net/data/38/d0/38d050a70e3422b40de63286e40c4bbf.webm

Moar

>>30374510
Yeah but you posted her getting raped, she's the one supposed to do the raping

>>30374585
Pinkamena getting raped is better tho.

>>30365928
Implying I've had sex with any kind of anything.

>>30365928
the yandere thread is dead, unfortunately

>>30374175
he can visit pinkie's cock anytime

>>30366221

>you get to laugh about shit like this on a magical pastel pony board

Oh, life has it's joys after all!

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>>30366676
>she's never in the mood unless there's a large butcher knife within reaching distance

>>30365928
Once

>>30378143
How was it?

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>>30379801
I was dead tired afterwards

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>>30379821
Fuck you Carlos

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>>30379821

>>30376530