[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Starlight Glimmer Thread

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 506
Thread images: 189

File: glimmerbete.png (929KB, 900x1326px) Image search: [Google]
glimmerbete.png
929KB, 900x1326px
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussion.

Previous Thread: >>30335207

Some selected greens:
>A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL

>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe

>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prith
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn

>Starlight's Daddy Issues
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC

>Starlight Glimmer Watches the Castle by Writer Anon
http://pastebin.com/LmhgZ4ai

>Because I Choose To by Mercury
part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU
part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek

>For The Love of Anon by titanictime2
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm

>Anon and Glimmer SoL stories by Grim Ponka
https://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka

Upcoming glimsode synopsis:
To Change a Changeling
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept the new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
>>
1st for glimmy a qt
>>
>>30354369
Second for our tragic reality
>>
>>30354369
I love her!
>>
File: 1493751109882.png (246KB, 1600x732px) Image search: [Google]
1493751109882.png
246KB, 1600x732px
>>30354369
>>
>>30354381
Jesus, she's fucking beautiful in that picture. I'm going to see if I can get her cropped out of it.
>>
gas all glimmerfags
>>
Theres no better Glimmer than a crying Glimmy
>>
File: 1496779208137.png (2MB, 3596x2224px) Image search: [Google]
1496779208137.png
2MB, 3596x2224px
Why must everyone hate on this thread? What did Starlight ever do to you?
>>
File: 1496953547513.gif (2MB, 500x404px) Image search: [Google]
1496953547513.gif
2MB, 500x404px
>>30354665
>>
>>30354684
Hmm?
>>
File: Starlight_Glimmer42.png (1MB, 980x1340px) Image search: [Google]
Starlight_Glimmer42.png
1MB, 980x1340px
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>
File: 1497989416168.png (729KB, 972x1000px) Image search: [Google]
1497989416168.png
729KB, 972x1000px
Professional.
>>
Seems like a royal problem is well-received but it was just an okay at best episode to me. I enjoyed Starlight's apprarance in all bottled up and rock solid friendship much much better. I hope the upcoming changeling episode is more like those.
>>
I enjoy emotionally-distraught Glimmer
>when you've a guilt complex bigger than Luna's but you're good at magic
>>
>>30354685
>>
File: rare glimmy.png (639KB, 1280x1201px) Image search: [Google]
rare glimmy.png
639KB, 1280x1201px
>>30354450
>>30354685
>posting not-canon Glim
>>
File: TWO SCOOPS.gif (489KB, 432x572px) Image search: [Google]
TWO SCOOPS.gif
489KB, 432x572px
>>30354982
>>30354983
>>
File: 1492875837132.webm (373KB, 488x516px) Image search: [Google]
1492875837132.webm
373KB, 488x516px
>>
File: 1492652732545.webm (1MB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]
1492652732545.webm
1MB, 512x512px
>>
Stop being a cuck
>>
File: 1464527706703.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1464527706703.webm
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>
>>30354381
he's irrelevant as fuck. if just a blush makes you think that, you've never gone outside.
>>
File: 1497741732651.png (2MB, 2800x2800px) Image search: [Google]
1497741732651.png
2MB, 2800x2800px
>>30355116
>our tragic reality
>our

It's just a concern shitposter.
>>
>>30354532
I tried Anon, however her edges are jagged. Also here's a softer version, but I don't think it looks much better: https://i.imgur.com/AomH4h3.png
>>
>>30355881
There's an artifact in the top-right corner I didn't notice before too.
>>
>>30355881
Nice effort, saved
>>
>>30355881
Thank you. You even removed the watermark. The imgur one is good enough for me to save. I was going to do it myself tomorrow but yours probably would have been better anyway.
>>
>It has been a week, you have regrown your arm, part of your torso, and your head.
>This is good.
>You can work with this.
>You have made due with less.
>And while you could just sit around and wait for the rest of your body to regenerate, thats just not fun.
>Besides, its about time you turned yourself into a cyborg.
>”Aaaanoooon~!”
>The source of all that is wrong in the universe has arrived.
>You open the door to your lair(house) and there stands your arch nemesis(only friend), Starlight Glimmer[stop that]
>(no)
>Starlight is staring up at you, eyes like putrescent(glittering) pits(lakes of joy) of vitriol.
>[You will cease your traitorous ways or so help us, the neural suppressors will be used]
>(But which of us will be in control?)
“What is it Starlight? Has the world finally caved in on itself? Did Causality decide finish what your parents started?”
>”None of the above~! I actually—“ Glimmer becomes disappointed, “I’m uh… I’m gonna be training with Twilight today.”
>The gears are spinning.
>”I’m actually going to be training with her all week… I won’t have any free time.”
>Glimmer sniffles in some sort of defeat.
>(Hug her.)
>[No.]
“Yes-yes-yes, what a tragedy. Oh how my partially formed, bleeding heart goes out to you. But you see, I’m busy here. [italicize]Very[/italicize] busy. SO busy that, in fact, it is [bold]I[/bold] who has no time for [bold]YOU[/bold].”
>Wiping a tear from her eye, Starlight mushes her face against your sludge/abdomen and hugs you.(D’aww)[Shutup!]
>”Oh Anon, you don’t need to put on a strong face, I’ll miss you too!”
>One hand, it would be the easiest thing to break her little neck.
>Just a flick of your wrist and she’ll be seeing stars on her belly.
>But there’s no sport in that.
>However, say there was an accident…
>An overcharged spell, a shield lowered at an ill-opportune time—
>Yes.
>You can have something ready before a week’s over.
1/?
>>
>>30356832
Is this Pet Anon?
>>
>>30356832
Oh fuck yes! Its the diabolical Anon and naive Glimmer story guy. Man, I love your shit!
>>
>>30356832
I guess they got rid of those commands… that or I input them wrong. Either way, fuck me sideways.

>Be Glimmer
>Your heart is hurting in ways you are unfamiliar with.
>The loss of Sunburst, while rectified and now a pleasant relationship, hurt like a void that would not be filled.
>The betrayal of Trixie when she admitted to using you to get back at Twilight, also forgiven, hurt in ways you still cannot put words to.
>But what you feel when you think back to the sad look on Anon’s face when you told him you couldn’t hangout at all this week…
>Soul crushing.
>Maybe you can make it up to him when this training excursion is over.
>”Alright, I’ve gather both of you here today because… Oh how do I word this..?”
>Twilight’s rubbing her temples.
>”Perhaps, the Great and— er, perhaps Trixie can throw some words out until something sticks?”
>”No, that’d be a terrible idea even if it wasn’t from you.”
>Your best friend pouts and mutters something about skinning knives.
>Anon’s grim humor bubbles up in your mind.
>”Okay, here we go… I need you two to act as sentinels while the girls and I are out solving a Friendship Problem in the Yak-Yakistan. Apparently Prince Rutherford accidentally declared war on the Deep Confederacy, so we’re going to prevent the Vanguard from waking up. KEEP THE TOWN IN ONE PIECE.”
>”Thats it? Pfft, foals’ play. Why I can—“
>Twilight has a hoof blocking Trixie’s mouth.
>”You’re gonna follow orders you Cerulean Embarrassment or, so help me Celestia, I’m going to send to you a realm of Pure Itching. Guard. This. Town.”
>”Y-yes, Twilight.”
>”Alright! Perfect! Starlight, you have any questions or concerns?”
“Hmm? Oh -uh, what should we do if something goes wrong?”
>You have given some deadpan stares in your time, but the look Twilight is giving you right now might be the telltale sign of a stroke.
>”You repel it. Or die trying.”

2/?
>>
>>30357012
Oh hoho, my dear Anon… There are no pets on this side of the wall.

>>30357058
I’ve been calling it, "Glimglam doth Flimflam the Green Man” on my pastebin.
>>
>>30357230
>”So! Tribe has been thinking, and while she’s been warned against such things, she believes that perhaps it may be beneficial if she were… to… move in?”
“Not my call.”
>This is probably the 20th time Trixie has proposed to move into Twilight’s castle.
>Every time you have to tell her that she has to take it up with Twilight.
>Every time Twilight comes up with an excuse or reason for Trixie to not move in.
>Every time you have to play peacekeeper and prevent either from initiating a cataclysm.
>Every time you have to go home and feel bad for being caught in a never-ending cycle of petty vengeance.
>”Alright, then, what if you move in with Trixie?”
“…Actually, there’s a reason that can’t happen and I’m gonna show you why.”

>Be Anon, Dread Cyborg.
>Life’s been rough these past few years.
>You were turned into slime because of sabotage(negligence).
>You suffered unspeakable torture in your gelatinous form(Don’t say that, Starlight took good care of you).
>And now the trauma-induced schizophrenia is causing your brain to speak blatant (truths)LIES!
>Your only hope is to activate your neural inhibitors and stop the mania from overtaking your mind.
>Before the button could be pressed, a knock is heard at the door.
>Your primordial jelly froths with rage as Starlight Glimmer and The Pony Known As Trixie stand in your doorway.
“You said you’d be gone a week…”
>”I know! I thought it’d be that long too! Thankfully, Twilight just wanted to—“
“A WEEK!”
>”--She just wanted to—“
“AAA WEEEEEEK!!”
>Glimmer lowers her head in shame.
>Good.
>”I have to guard the town while—“
“I HAD PLANS! PLANS DEPENDENT ON YOU BEING OUT IN THE FIELD! IT WAS ALL HINGING ON YOU BEING FOCUSED ON YOUR TRAINING!”
>Its okay, you can still build your Death Machine in the next two days.
>That thing was designed with the intent of slaying the royal sisters, but it will just as well if not better on regular ponies.

3/?
>>
>>30357626
There are days when I wonder why Autocorrect even tries, especially with names.

>Be Starlight
>You royally messed up this time.
>Anon had planned to surprise you during your training by showing up.
>Apparently, he was working on something that was "gonna blow you out of this world,” as he put it.
>Oh Celestia, you’ll never make it up to him.
>You’re a terrible friend.
>Just the worst.
“But… but its not my fault… Twilight’s the one who…”
>It doesn’t matter, you disappointed him when you said you had to leave and made it worse when you came back the same day.
>It is for all these reasons, plus being a bad pony, that you have locked yourself in your room.
>”Starlight… Please come out… Trixie would to see you…”
“Go away… Go away before I hurt your feelings too.”
>…
>”What kind of backwards logic is that? Look, you’re hurting my feelings by locking yourself away, now please come out. I want to talk.”
>You unlock the door with your magic.
“How do you know which words will hurt me the most?”
>”Because Trixie is your friend and she makes it her job to know which buttons to push to get a response. Now tell Trixie why that… apelien… means so much to you.”
>...She really does care.
>You clear your nose and wipe your tears.
“He’s my best friend.”
>Glass shatters.
>Your window exploded.
>…Again.
>Sighing, you get up.
“Come with me while I get a broom and dust pan.”

4/CLIFFHANGER
>>
File: 1497835127695.png (367KB, 899x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1497835127695.png
367KB, 899x1024px
We're far apart
In every way
But you're the best part
Of my day
And sure as i
Breathe the air
I know we are the perfect pair
i'm not comfortable with these feelings
>>
>>30357241
I was expecting a pet green to drop here and thought that was you for a sec. Also, thanks for the green drop, I love this.
>>
File: 1494720081664.png (146KB, 903x1417px) Image search: [Google]
1494720081664.png
146KB, 903x1417px
>>30357893
Kys.
>>
>>30358054
Come on now Anon, it wasn't that bad. It sounds sincere enough. Let the man express his love for GlimGlam.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170531-123600~2.png (363KB, 664x645px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170531-123600~2.png
363KB, 664x645px
>>30358054
>>
File: 1494491458430.jpg (153KB, 811x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1494491458430.jpg
153KB, 811x1200px
>>30358123
It was such a nice episode, i'm so glad glimmer is in the hands of these writers.
>>
>>30357943
Always happy to entertain.
>>
>>30357707
Can we add this guy to the next thread OP?
>>
>>30358794
He said he did >>30357241
>>
>>30358230
It's probably related with today's episode(AJ's parents) I haven't watched it yet.
>>
BTW titanictime2 here. If you guys are wondering where I've been the last few weeks, I've been busy with RL shit, including finishing college, doing last exams among other things, which is why I haven't written any more to For the love of Anon.I got my last exam in 2 days, which is the last of the shit I gotta do, and can continue writing after.
>>
>>30359198
yay
>>
Bald
>>
>>30359198
Dude, I'm glad to see that you are alive and doing well. I for one am glad that you are focusing on your RL shit instead of just us and the green you write. I hope you pass all your exams and do so easily. I can't wait to read more of your fic, it is what got me back into /MLP/ after all.
>>
>>30359143
Oh. I have not watched it yet either.
>>
File: 1492762060819.png (905KB, 2406x3104px) Image search: [Google]
1492762060819.png
905KB, 2406x3104px
Police pone reporting for duty.
>>
File: marble smile.png (495KB, 1024x1333px) Image search: [Google]
marble smile.png
495KB, 1024x1333px
>>30355116
It's like these people forgot Big Mac and Marble Pie
>>
>>
File: 1494308788400.png (129KB, 1000x1143px) Image search: [Google]
1494308788400.png
129KB, 1000x1143px
>>30359143
Yea it's the song from it.
>>
File: Starlight_book.jpg (200KB, 1280x878px) Image search: [Google]
Starlight_book.jpg
200KB, 1280x878px
>>
In light of the recent episode what do you think Starlight's parents are like?
>>
>>30358794
Sorry about that, forgot to put it in.

https://pastebin.com/u/Empty_Philosopher

Behold, my museum of pony-based bad decisions.
>>
>>30362681
Absolutely no idea, up until now i've been hoping for a m6 finale but this episode got me thinking about a big glimmer flashback/parents episode. It's something i think she sorely needs, and fairly soon since she needs to be a more complex character than the m6 and is kind of suffering from a lack of context (i mean she isn't just some easily understandable archetype with cliche problems)
>>
>>30362681
I have literally no idea. But now that you've mentioned it I really really want an episode where she visits them. It would answer the question and I think it could be very cute.
>>
>>30362681
Wouldn't they have to be kindof awful or neglectful parents that they let their daughter seep into depression and failed to notice.
>>
File: 1494457140269.png (456KB, 797x984px) Image search: [Google]
1494457140269.png
456KB, 797x984px
>>30362776
We don't know all of her character yet though, in mirror magic i was really fucking confused about her clothing style until i thought about her dialogue at the start "i don't know that twilight wouldnt approve of it" or something like that. It's almost as if they were trying to portray a rebellious side to her character.
Maybe she ran away from home?
>>
>>30362689
your shit is gold Anon, don't ever stop
I need to know the ending
>>
>>30362681
I hope they're dead
If they're alive and let their daughter end up like that, then they should be exiled or some shit
>>
>>30362681

I'd imagine they're pretty damn neglectful for their daughter to have ended up a small town tyrant who planned to dominate the entire country somehow.

We really need some more backstory for Glimglam. Specifically WHY she came to the conclusion that cutie marks must be eliminated, and where her magic ability came from.
>>
>>30359198
I congratulate you for your success, but since my life is being shitty right now and I have to vent my frustration I hope you fail.
>>
>>30362681
Could you tell me the name of the episode?
I didn't know they will a new one today
>>
>>30363518
>>30358206
>>
>>30363527
WOOOOOOOW.
Now that...that was strong.
I wish that they had revealed from what did they die from.
>>
>>30363769
yeah, that was some fucking heavy stuff
I'm so happy they pulled it off so well
I still can't believe the pulled it off, actually
Hope we'll see grampear around, like in the background and shit, from now on
>>
>>30363769
Wow great use of those spoiler tags anon!

Cunt.
>>
>>30363621
I did say that I congratulated him.
>>
>>30363818
The way they pulled it off made me go back to the 90's when stuff like that was thrown at us in any random episode.
The thing that was pretty is that Grampear looks like the archetypical countryside grandfather, it really moved me.
>>
>>30363818
WHat surprises me more is the ability ponies have to manipulate instruments that were clearly made for hands.
Nice song though, kinda reminded me of how lonely I am and that I am too old to ever find love like that.
>>
>people are already shitting on Starlight's parents
>>
>>30364012
What a beautiful fan-made stuff
>>
>>30364012
That's from a fan comic.
I still agree though, I'm not going to assume anything. I really want her to have a happy relationship with them though.
>>
>>30364043
But her having a shitty relationship with her parents would've been the perfect explanation behind her sudden change from good to bad and back to good again. Glimmer just wants to be loved and accepted.
>>
>>30364090
Glimmer wants Sunburst cock, that was the reason she became evil and then realised that destroying the world for a cock wasn't worth it.
>>
>>30364108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iVy5s2DB4o&t=1s
>>
>>30364120
Exactly.
That's the perfect description of her motivation.
>>
>>30364108
Thats a dumb reason. She has magical powers that can rival the sisters. If she wanted cock that badly then I'm sure she could've just futa-magic'd herself. Heck, she could've even summoned a r63 version of herself and had all the throbbing Glim dick she wanted.
>>
>>30364108
You're a faggot.
>>
>>30364168
it's not the same when there's someone on the other end of that cock Anon
sex isn't just about penis in vagina, she wanted cuddles and shit afterwards
and she couldn't get that from cloning herself
>>
>>30364315
Why not? Who would be able to understand Glimmer better than Glimmer?
>>
>>30364350
why do you have a waifu Anon?
if masturbation and sexual relief is enough, why are you here?
there you go, you got your answer
>>
>>30364168
Clone spells don't exist and she probably focused on combat spells and cutie mark spells back then
>>
>>30364365
Never said clone spell. I said summoning, as in Bioshock infinite lutece twins type summoning.

>>30364361
Why? Is there no love to be had between two similar ponies? Having yourself and having another like yourself are two different things. And no you can't compare a hand to my waifu, just like how you can't compare an alternate version of Glimmer to herself.
>>
>>30364108
more like she lost her only friend. Nothing sexual about it.
>>
>>30364108
Sadly, thats what the show has given us so far, everything else is headcanon
I really disliked the 2nd part of s5 finale, literally "muh friend", hope they add some deep to her motives in some episode
>>
File: 1445975383791.jpg (17KB, 385x387px) Image search: [Google]
1445975383791.jpg
17KB, 385x387px
as dumb as it sounds the new apple episode really gave me heartaches for Starlight. The love and affection between AJ's parents fucking killed me and pretty much summed up how I feel about Starlight. Making me depressed as fuck, it hurts how much I love this horse.
>>
>>30365077
It didn't help that song almost directly translates into this situation most of all it just made me hungry for some more glim backstory though.
>>
File: 1484130249411.png (1019KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1484130249411.png
1019KB, 1280x720px
>>30364365
>Clone spells don't exist
>>
>>30365114
Yeah the lyrics killed me because its exactly how I feel. That's not to say the episode itself didn't make me cry like a bitch either, Starlight omitted.
>>
>>30365116
That was a speed related spell
>>
>>30365178
No it was combined with a speed spell.
It was called similo duplexis or something
"You can LITERALLY be in two places at once"
>>
>>30365116
Which episode was that? Every Little Thing She Does?
>>
File: glimmer_by_orchidpony-daw0apr.png (2MB, 1467x1473px) Image search: [Google]
glimmer_by_orchidpony-daw0apr.png
2MB, 1467x1473px
>>30278503
Slowpoking hard again, but thanks for the discussion lad.
Considering Starlight herself said she liked Maud because she was weird, it makes she was able to succeed where other Ponies perhaps weren't able to with Maud. Even if the subject matter of Rocks was a bit weird, Maud does have other traits like her bluntness which Starlight seemed to enjoy.

I still feel like there's something that resulted in Starlight not being so weirded out about Rocks like other Ponies were though. I don't know what though, maybe her own obsessive nature?
>>
File: 1496364793917.png (459KB, 1280x540px) Image search: [Google]
1496364793917.png
459KB, 1280x540px
Songs that make you think of Starlight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJTaP6anOU
>>
>>30365748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J46RY4PU8a8

This might be a spoiler….
>>
>>30365748
Pretty much these three songs that has snippets featured in my green.

"Just The Way You Are" - Billy Joel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWM5FmZyqU

“The Way You Look Tonight" - Claressa Montiero; link is sung by Frank Sinatra, as Claressa's version is not available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZGKALMMuc

"You Took My Heart Away" - Michael Learns to Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_AEvjkKNrg

I like to think of Glimmy being a fan of music; Twilight did mention that in "No Second Prances" just before she attempts to introduce Glim to Vinyl.
>>
>>30365748
Not exactly reminds me of you kind of song but I want to sing this song with her someday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvqrhfiWzE
>>
>>30365895
I thought it was just me but a shit ton of fallout songs get me thinking of her. I guess its just the theme of them.
>>
File: married.png (1MB, 5063x3076px) Image search: [Google]
married.png
1MB, 5063x3076px
>>30355116
blush? what blush are you guys talking about? she never blushed at sunburst.

people ship them because their stupid back story is shippy as fuck. the world took her boyfriend away so she wanted to get back at the world.

and then when sunburst was introduced, they showed his magical talent as the perfect match for starlight. even twilight admits that in celestial advice.

face it, people. these two fictional characters were made for each other from the very start of their conception. you will never have your pony waifu because she's gonna marry her hasbando in a series finale ending montage.
>>
>>30365924
>her boyfriend

she was like 6 years old. She lost her only friend and as a naive child she went insane over it.
>>
Last 3 episodes of season 7 will be the series first three parter. Chrysalis takes Sunburst’s place to get her revenge on Starlight for reforming the changelings back in season 6. Its why Sunburst hasn’t appeared on screen for the most part of season 7. When Sunburst (as Chrysalis) finally shows up on screen, the audience will not suspect he’s behaving suspiciously because no one knows how Sunburst canonically behaves on screen when he hangs out with Starlight.
>>
>>30365935
He’s nervous and bashful. Rewatch the episodes the fucker’s in.
>>
>>30365935
I don't agree with that synopsis at all, however I have been thinking we are going to get a 3 parter. It doesn't make sense that every non finale episode has been revealed except for one.
>>
File: 1497244744418.jpg (762KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1497244744418.jpg
762KB, 1920x1080px
>>30365924
Still doesn't mean shit though, she was happy as fuck to make amends and take the weight off her shoulders.
>>
>>30365748
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before but I really do like this song.

"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ

I imagine her acting the way she did in that song fic. The hopeless romanticism of the song also really hits me, so yeah, great song.
>>
>>30365935
>because no one knows how Sunburst canonically behaves on screen when he hangs out with Starlight.
>>
>>30365748
https://youtu.be/ZpErX3KVF60

https://youtu.be/pN60DR5GQpg
>>
>>30365934
dude, i know. i didn't say it was a good back story, i said its a stupid back story that's shippy as fuck. they're "just friends" but she'll destroy the world for him.

sunburst could have been presented as starlight's brother or another mare but no, he has to be a boy pony and they must absolutely be not related by blood. they're "just friends" who happen to have matching magical talents in their adulthood?

i don't blame if people think starlight wanted to destroy the world because she wants sunburst's cock. its more interesting to think she's a psycho that way.
>>
>>30365973
>its more interesting to think she's a psycho that way.

nah, not really
>>
>>30365970
Other than their reunion, this is kind of true. They've never had an episode together. And other than Twilight's unreliable imagination where Star and Sun were nerding out with magic, we don't really know how they hang out if they weren't hiding anything from each other.
>>
>>30365842
The memories.
Am going to replay both Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross now.
>>
>>30365944
That's cause they were hiding shit from each other. But after they confessed their feelings, it was nothing but sweet compliments, blushes and hugs. I don't think sweet compliments, blushes and hugs consists of an actual personality for him.
>>
>>30365924
Yes, we are all cucks in denial waiting for the tragic conclusion that will show that our love was misplaced.
>>
File: 1497597438895.png (274KB, 614x720px) Image search: [Google]
1497597438895.png
274KB, 614x720px
>>30365984
we don't know how they hang out because they don't hang out
He's irrelevant as fuck and won't fill any significant future role; his appearance in season 6 merely served to tie up loose ends for Starlight and to give her a freindship lesson
>>
>>30365984
>Confessed their feelings.
Anon all this foreshadowing hurts me.
Another thing are her wet horsepussy and his hard dick
>>
File: magic.png (260KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
magic.png
260KB, 640x360px
>>30365924
>>30365935
I await the remolded Crystal Empire Wedding Toy set where its relabeled as Magical Wedding toy set and Shining Armor and Princess Cadence are recolored to look like Starlight and Sunburst.
>>
>>30366025
I want to scratch her nose for her
>>
>>30366001
I know what its like to be in denial, anon. But its not too late to switch waifus. Anyone from the mane 6 is a great choice because they have no stallions in their lives. They're all celibate by writer's decree.
>>
>>30366016
If they end up together we should riot outside Hasbro's office.
>>
>>30366030
>thinks this bait is good
lol
>>
>>30366025
poor horse has an itch
>>
>>30366031
no worries, they won't
>>
>>30366033
>Living in denial
lol harder
>>
File: tumblr_omyxclPFlr1w6cjyho1_400.jpg (52KB, 400x418px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_omyxclPFlr1w6cjyho1_400.jpg
52KB, 400x418px
>>30366038
>>
>>30366030
Sunburst is the new Flash Sentry 2.0
>>
>>30366030
Twilight has the hots for flash sentry. Rarity has had the hots for multiple stallions.
>>
>>30366025
>>30366027
>>30366035

Stupid question probably, do horses/ponies have wet noses like dogs?
>>
>>30366030
> Twilight x Flash Sentry
> Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich
> Fluttershy x Discord
> Rarity x Tenderhoof
> Rainbow Dash x Quibble Pants

The only one left is Applejack.
>>
File: 1494193380906.webm (178KB, 526x508px) Image search: [Google]
1494193380906.webm
178KB, 526x508px
>>
>>30366047
Applejack x Big Mac
>>
>>30366054
Nah, he has Sugarbelle now.
>>
>>30366038
Whatever, she's still the main character of the show.
>>
>>30365924
>people ship them because their stupid back story is shippy as fuck. the world took her boyfriend away so she wanted to get back at the world.
I remember in All Bottled Up, Trixie actually commented about this.

Starlight says, her magic gets stronger as her feelings gets stronger or something like that. And then Trixie says, yeah, that sounds about right. Remember that time when Sunburst left you?

Its implied she really likes Sunburst.
>>
>>30366044
>>30366047
EQG isn't canon you idiots
>>
>>30366067
Have you never experienced loss?
>>
>>30366067
yeah they were pretty good friends
>>
>>30366001
Every single episode where Starlight is not on screen, she is visiting Sunburst in the Crystal Empire where they make beautiful "magic" together.
>>
>>30366081
>headcanon
>>
>>30366081
Same could be said for Twilight and Flash sentry. It must be real easy for her to visit him seeing that she has the portal set up right in her library. I wonder if they are going to have foals or humans babies?
>>
>>30366075
of course i have. my entire life is one big experience of loss.
>>
>>30366088
my heart can't take it. She's too perfect. I need to be with her now.
>>
>>30365748
I haven't really found a song that i feel directly relates to her but i listened to this recently and jesus it made me think about her and the effect she's had.
https://youtu.be/0TAyFUwAH4s
>>
>>30366092
Then you know how big of a blow it can be to lose any stable part of your life, even if its a friend. Heck, I bet Glimmer would have been depressed if she lost a kite she made. Love isn't the only emotion, heck it's not even the only strong one.
>>
>>30366086
There's 2 Flash Sentrys, the human one and the pony one. EqG isn't canon in the main timeline and Twilight doesn't really know that weird looking Royal Guard that Cadence keeps around in the Crystal Empire.

But that now that I think about it, if Starlight is the new Twilight, she also comes built in with her own Flash Sentry in the form of Sunburst. And to think he's also stuck in the Crystal Empire. Who is ruled by the Princess of Love... That's kinda foreshadowing.
>>
>>30366115
>>
>>30366104
oh that's what you meant. i've never actually been attached to anyone strongly enough that i wanted to destroy the world if they ever left my life beyond my control.

i imagine something like that would make me very sad, like the death of an immediate family member which i have never experienced yet, maybe i'd be angry or even bitter about it but that's about it. i don't think i'd go around stabbing people or whatever especially if i knew it wouldn't make me feel any better.
>>
File: tickles.jpg (46KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
tickles.jpg
46KB, 800x600px
>>30366125
I want to tickle rape her until she cries but sadly she isn't real and she would rather tickle rape someone else who is equally not real as her.
>>
File: 1486809029017.png (171KB, 1096x1129px) Image search: [Google]
1486809029017.png
171KB, 1096x1129px
>>
>>30366065
>Main character of the show.
Okay, now you're down right delusional.
>>
>>30366152
>she isn't real

false
>>
>>30366068
Are we going to start this again?
After Discord made EQG canon?
>>
>>30366135
It's implied i think that sunburst was only the catalyst, the real thing that fucked her was complete and total social isolation. She didn't make a real friend again until twilight.
>>
>>30366115
>Saying EQG is not canon after watching Discordant Harmony.
>>
>>30366167
Pinkie Pie is the main character.
>>
>>30366148
I find this guys pictures offputting because anon looks like a manlet.
>>
>>30366171
Tell that to Trixie. Even she thinks Starlight went psycho after Sunburst left her.
>>
>>30366212
Yea the whole set of those
This one looks good though >>30365748
>>
File: pregnant.jpg (453KB, 2732x2048px) Image search: [Google]
pregnant.jpg
453KB, 2732x2048px
>>30366152
I want to comfort Starlight as she wakes up from a tummy ache but only Sunburst can do that because he's the one that got her pregnant.
>>
>>30366289
Abortion is always an option
>>
>>30366165
Discord is capable of interuniversal travel. Him whipping out a phone doesn't make eqg canon.
That doesn't make it not canon, but he himself doesn't make it canon.
>>
>>30366326
>abortion
Equestria is a wholesome place. Liberals can't make baby killing legal there.
>>
>>30366422
>Baby Killing
Anon, go educate yourself please.
>>
>>30366420
But it opens a BIG possiblity of being canon, way too big.
>>
>>30366422
Make America great again!!!!
I wonder if Equestria has oil?
If so they need some freedom and democracy.
>>
>>30366439
>>30366426
And here we see the liberals gathering to play in the summer fields.
I wish they gave kids more homework over the summer
>>
>>30366447
Poor anon.
I bet he is the type of guy that believes that a woman that got raped should carry the baby anyway
>>
>>30366435
As I said, it does not disprove the possibility of eqg being canon. The very existence of hhe multiverse makes eqg's canon status plausible, It's just not the absolute proof eqg fans are looking for, and even if he did pick it up there, you could still argue "alternate universe". He could have picked it up in a parallel mlp universe where eqg happened, and it wasn't this mlp universe that he picked it up in.
>>
>>30366459
Depends. Was it legitimate rape? :^)
>>
>>30366435
>staff says eqg is canon
>there is still a debate about it somehow
>>
>>30365598
Yes it was, ask yourself why they included that kite scene and made starlight so knowledgeable about them. It was 100% to make her relate to maud.
>>
>>30366478
I know bro, but everybody seems to be in denial about that fact.
Isn't that right Shimmer shitposter?
>>
>>30366135
she didn't blame the world? she blamed cutie marks
>>
>>30366435
Discord just used a smart phone. What if smart phones do exist in MLP. They have arcade machines so they have video games. The main cast lives in a back water rural village. I bet ponies in cities use all forms of electronics.
>>
>>30366426
>>30366439
at least I know glimglam wouldn't pick one of you degenerates
>>
File: tumblr_oriy0r18Ki1tt9m69o1_1280.png (331KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oriy0r18Ki1tt9m69o1_1280.png
331KB, 1280x1707px
I'm just glad that a lot of good artists have warmed up to her recently.
>>
>>30366289
This picture makes me sick.
>>
File: kissu.png (265KB, 800x513px) Image search: [Google]
kissu.png
265KB, 800x513px
>>30366289
I wish Starlight and I had similar interests and hobbies. She seems to be really into magic but I don't know anything about magic, unlike Sunburst.

How can I impress this fictional cartoon pony and make her like me more than her "friend?"
>>
>>30366878
by shooting yourself in the head
>>
>>30354369
Which artist make excellent content of Starlight?
>>
>>30366935

obligatory
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Aduop-qoub%2C+sg
>>
>>30366949
>no crotchtits
it's shit
>>
>>30366949
Why does she look tired/stone in some pics?
>>
>>30366955
oh you're looking for porn? I'm not sure then, I take what I can get in that regard
>>
File: bebies.jpg (101KB, 800x444px) Image search: [Google]
bebies.jpg
101KB, 800x444px
>>30365934
Based on the latest episode, it seems like ponies can fall in love at a very young age. Just look at the apple parents.
>>
>>30366974
If you're talking about the 3 most recent pics, those are from a comic. It sorta looks weird without context.
>>
>>30367033
What does that have to do with anything?
>>
>>30366789
Fight me republitard.
>>
>>30366878
Fly kites.
Stalk her and take down notes of what she likes, use that data to start small conversations with her to see if they are right and expand them, pilot the conversation in order to make her give more info about herself (not in a weirdo way of course) little by little gain her trust.
Ask her out/hang out someplace you both like (try to see if there's something among her interests that fits you, you don't have to be 100% compatible differences also help).
Befriend Sunburst see if he has any romantic interest in Starlight, diminish that interest in any subtle way you come up with.
Profit.
>>
File: 147534120851.png (369KB, 734x765px) Image search: [Google]
147534120851.png
369KB, 734x765px
>>30367085
what are you going to do you little shit
dress in black and assault me with a bike's lock?

I'm sure glimglam would love to know you find it acceptable to kill babies because 'mommy wasn't sure but decided to have fun anyway'
you faggots are literally what's wrong with the world right now
And mudslimes, of course

just go back to facebook, where you belong
>>
>>30367055
That Sunburst x Starlight is Canon.
>>
File: IMG_2814.png (196KB, 895x558px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2814.png
196KB, 895x558px
>>30366047

Applejack x one of the Flim Flam Brothers
>>
>>30367100
Anon, my sides, you're so autistic.
Divorce is also a sin for you right anon?
>>
File: 1496002798156.png (385KB, 761x736px) Image search: [Google]
1496002798156.png
385KB, 761x736px
>>30354369
I'm having a Starlight plush made.

I can't wait for it. We will have alot of "Fun" together.
>>
>>30367118
Can you share the artist name?
>>
>>30367104
Mere speculation.
>>
File: 1471749744320.png (183KB, 391x475px) Image search: [Google]
1471749744320.png
183KB, 391x475px
>>30367164
Her nose looks weird here...
>>
>>30367097
sounds good anon. i tried this on real people and it doesn't work. i hope it works on an imaginary pony.
>>
>>30367104
If the writers had their way, maybe. They seem to like the idea there's romance between those two but unfortunately, they can only write about characters their boss tells them to.
>>
>>30367224
It worked for me many times, maybe it"s your anti-social disposition.
>>
>>30367164
>>30367146
Once mine is done, I'll give it out,
>>
>>30367234
Sunburst and Starlight's foal means new toy.
And a new wedding set
>>
File: 1493881293021.jpg (13KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]
1493881293021.jpg
13KB, 236x236px
>>30367252
I doubt there would be enough interest either
>>
>>30365959
>>30365748
Please stop posting that song
Its so obvious it resembles Glimmer, theres no need to repeat it
>>
>>30367262
They gave us Guardians of Harmony, I think anything goes for Hasbro
>>
>>30367276
They're cold and calculated, Sunburst has a total of a few minutes of screen time.
for now ^:^)
>>
File: bad cunts.jpg (2MB, 1748x2480px) Image search: [Google]
bad cunts.jpg
2MB, 1748x2480px
I love these three
>>
>>30367276
Guardians of Harmony toy line is very... experimental. I saw the Discord one and it does not look like a toy for girls. Kinda reminded me of a 90's TMNT Krang action figure and that thing scared my mom when I was a kid. The box had an MLP logo on it but the logo was blue, not pink.
>>
>>30367276
>Starlight and Trixie will never get a neat looking GoH toyset
pretty depressing tbqh
>>
>>30367252
i'd rather have a guardians of harmony action figure with starlight and sunburst instead of the magical pregnant pony toy set. goh seems to come in pairs. pinkie and cheese, twilight and shining armor, soarin and spitfire, would only make sense starlight and sunburst would be another pair.
>>
>>30367293
Or they will apply the Transformers logic. New character appears (even if it was one episode) new comes out.
>>
>>30367344
Yet anon they don't have them yet.
>>
>>30367293
Starlight's boyfriend appeared in multiple episodes. Cheese has a toy from Guardians of Harmony. Screen time has nothing to do with it.
>>
>>30367240
are you saying i shouldn't threaten them with a knife? but that's all i'm good at.
>>
>>30367402
Anon, your penis is not a knife.
>>
>>30367373
cheese was voiced by Weird Al, I'm pretty sure it was their intention to make him a pretty memorable character, at this time, sunburst is still a irrelevant character.
That all can change, there is still 3 unannounced eps.
>>
>>30367310
>>
File: magical_pair.png (1MB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
magical_pair.png
1MB, 1024x576px
>>30366878
If I imagine I'm Sunburst, its like I'm dating Starlight already. When we're apart, we write letters to each other everyday. I'd tell her about all the new spells I learned and she would tell me all the new lessons she's learned. I mean, I did promise I'd keep in touch with her. And when she comes to visit me in the Crystal Empire, she's always so happy practicing our magic together.

Soon, she's going to complete her studies with Princess Twilight and when that happens, I'm gonna ask her to move in with me in the Crystal Empire. I know the place is like a magnet for magical disasters but with Starlight's talents, she'd fit in just fine.

We'll continue our life long magical studies together and maybe someday, I'll ask her to marry me. She'll say yes and we'll have two children. Life is good.
>>
>>30367668
Oh my god, will you fuck off with this faggot?
>>
Everybody crying over Starlight and Sunburst.
But what if she ends up with Twilight?
They touched dead parents subject in the show, they may even touch same-sex couples too.
Good Luck Charlie did it and even the Loud House does it and keeps doing it making one of the sisters a lesbian or bi.
>>
>>30367785
>with twi
how the hell did you not chose trixie
>>
>>30367785
>But what if she ends up with Twilight?
At this point it's established she has nothing to do with Twilight except for living in her castle. There's zero chemistry there.
>>
>>30367806
This.
But the most obvious choice is shimmy
>>
>>30367785
>they may even touch same-sex couples
Highly doubtful, we wont see it in this show.
No matter how much people claim "(((they)))" want to. Besides Trixie would probably be the candidate more suited for that role
>>
>>30367807
Certainly not as lovers. Maybe big sis or even mom
>>
>>30367806
>>30367807
It was an example, exchange Twilight with Trixie or Maud, Celestia, Luna or whoever you want.
>>
>>30367827
They are showing it in some cartoons with children demographic.
>>
>>30367785
>they touched dead parents
>without actually saying they were dead, BUT STILL
>so they could totally talk about gays, right?
>and drugs
>and porn addiction!
>amirite?!
I think you're more successful with the sunburst spam
this is mediocre, at least I got a couple chuckles from your sunburst posting
>>
>>30367865
Anon, calm down you're going full autismal and butthurted.
>>
>>30367785
lyra and bon
the most implying we are going to get

>>30367854
that image is so FUCKING sweet
glim seeing twi as a mom is such a cute headcanon for me.
and it fits so well considering how twi treats her
>>
File: do not resist friend.jpg (99KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
do not resist friend.jpg
99KB, 1280x720px
>>30367847
>>30367854
Twilight is really becoming a mother figure now, huh. BAE to Flurry and onee-sama for Starlight. Too bad the show won't touch on it more, I'd love to see more of her bothering Starlight with her care and affection.
>>
File: 1297677103779.png (80KB, 191x201px) Image search: [Google]
1297677103779.png
80KB, 191x201px
>>30367876
>shit, he saw right through me!
>quick, what do?
>let's call him autistic xd
like pottery
>>
>>30367785
I think the fact that the show intentionally keeps main characters ship free means that's a no. Sure, there are couples but any major character is a single mare.
>>
>>30367876
Fuck off, faggot.
>>
>>30367865
>Not accepting a progressive posibility.
>This goes against what Ma and Pa taught me.
>My brain can't process such a thing.
>It's obviously bait.
Anon get out of your farm and see the social changes.
>>
>>30367883
>too bad the show won't touch on it more
I think it's doing pretty good in regards of that

>>30367893
I could actually believe that they do it for -us-
there isn't really a reason to make them canon ship, all you are going to get is some poor souls to sudoku
though i wonder if they will keep up with this >implying discord and fluttershy
or if they will eventually make out on screen
>>
>30367918
(you)
>>
>>30367785
Maybe he's right (not the Twilight part, but the idea of the same-sex pairing).
Heck I saw this with my little cousin and said "things are changing, not for good, but changing" That's not a "Let's be best friends" letter. And it was a slice of life cartoon.
https://youtu.be/QicUZL2Jg00
>>
>>30367927
>I could actually believe that they do it for -us-

I really want to believe this, but I don't think they're that aware.
>>
>>30367927
t b h if all these shitposter's headcanons about Starlight x Sunburst became canon, I'd probably kill myself too
>>
>>30367949
>not that aware
there is a ton of fanservice. I think they are very aware. the question is if they care
heck the 100th ep was just done for us
lyra and bon, vinyl and octi
all because of fanfictions etc.

>>30367964
yeah i really hope that despite how fucked this fandom is they have some mercy on us
>>
>>30367964
keep a noose ready just in case
>>
>>30367978
other waifus are waiting
:'^)
>>
>>30367974
I know they're aware of the fandom and it's memes and such, I'm just not sure they understand the depth of the feelings some people have for these characters. Whether they care or not, I don't know.

>>30367964
I don't know what I would do.
>>
>>30366046
Yes.Horses at least.
>>
>all this shipping discussion
I seriously hope you guys dont ship Glimmy
>>
>>30367974
>Mercy.
Twilicorn anon, always remember Twilicorn.
>>
>>30368052
I seriously hope you dont hit Glimmy
>>
File: 1479773062497.jpg (118KB, 406x364px) Image search: [Google]
1479773062497.jpg
118KB, 406x364px
>>30368008
>yfw Starlight will never wake you up by tickling your face with her cold wet nose

>>30368052
This is one of the worst threads we've had in a while.
>>
>>30368052
This is a fandom anon, shiping is part of every fandom.
>>
>>30368064
yes but I think with that they were forced by Hasbro because toys?
Same as flurry heart. I don't think those were writer decisions.
could be wrong though
>>
>>30368064
They learned their lesson.
>>
>>30368052
The only thing I ship is Starlight and me. However I'm concerned the writers will make her and Sunburst canon
>>
>>30368074
Either if they wanted it or not it's irrelevant we have Twilicorn and Flurry Heart and things like that are yet to come, remember anon Hasbro has the last word in every decission and if the writers go against it they will be replaced.
It wouldn't surprise me that the other anons of the gay idea were right, every company now days gives their "inclusive" offering for this weird ass society because it sells well and attracts more audience.
>>30368078
>Learned their lesson.
Keep repeating that until you trully believe it anon.
For theme there was no leasson to be learned.
>>
>>30368111
desu i would be ok with glimtrix
at least i could imagine double waifu
but I'm not gonna get cuck'd by some dude
although sunburst at least makes sense
flash twi was just disgusting ooc bullshit
starburst would hurt me, but it would not make me burn myself, just regular sudoku
>>
>>30368171
>double waifu

fuck's sake
>>
>>30368181
yeah yeah, i know you guys want to stone me
but i would prefer that rather than nothing
>>
>>30368171
You don't how lesbians work eh anon?
You won't be more than a fruend, Unleast you're willing to go through a sex-change
>>
>>30368237
Fuck off.
>>
>>30368237
>>30368254
Wow, spimmer!
>>
>>30368247
its a slight mis translation. She's sad she has to leave so soon because she didn't really get to know everyone.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170622-140655~2.png (153KB, 352x684px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170622-140655~2.png
153KB, 352x684px
>>
File: Screenshot_20170622-140714~2.png (141KB, 336x684px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170622-140714~2.png
141KB, 336x684px
>>30368337
>>
File: full.gif (1MB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
full.gif
1MB, 800x800px
>>30368337
>>30368346
She has to be careful or she'll get a strain of whatever Fluttershy has.
>>
>>30368353
Fluttershy became a Gangrel
>>
>>30367785
Equestrian is a morally wholesome place, where the residents care for and serve the Nation. They wouldn't let the culture of said Nation be butchered by allowing those of the same sex to defile the tradition of marriage between opposite sexes. There are no gays in equestria demanding marriage rights because there are no jews to promote this idea in the media in order to degrade the culture of the Nation.

You should probably go watch Steven Universe or some other show with these ideas deliberately injected in. MLP is a show of wholesome traditional values.
>>
>>30368817
And here we have a pathetic excuse of shitposter.
I miss the Shimmer shitposter already.
>>
>>30369255
>recognizes it's a shitposter
>not only replies but mentions another shitposter by name, increasing the chances it will come back
>>
>>30369299
Am sorry that kind of shit triggers me.
I love you GlimGlam
>>
>>30366878
You don't have to like the same things, i mean look at her and maud. You can introduce eachother to new things or start entirely new hobbies together even.
>>
>>30369451
Don't bother anon, he prefers to drown in self-pity than listen to advice.
>>
>>30369628
I think he prefers to concern troll on the Starlight thread.
>>
>>30369637
So everybody is a troll here.
>>
>>30369255
>I can't counter this argument so I'll just call him a name and that means I win

Now that's what I call liberalism
I bet you don't think blacks have a disproportionately high crime rate, too.
>>
>>30369660
I think you're mistaking me with someone else dude.
>>
>>30369660
You didn't make an argument you just stated your opinion. Why don't you learn something from glimmy and pull your head out of your ass?
>>
>>30368691
She definitely had the animalistic traits of a Gangrel in flutterbat form.
>>
>>30369657
No?
>>
>>30369255
>>30369299
I'm always lurking
But I'm way too busy writing for you little shits
>>
>>30369760
What are you writing?
>>
Cтapлaйт - лyчшaя пoни
>>
File: Screenshot_20170622-140558~2.png (254KB, 562x504px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170622-140558~2.png
254KB, 562x504px
>>30369778
Yes
>>
>>30369790
She needs a new pegasus friend. Maybe, it can be Lightning Dust?
>>
>>30369778
дa
>>
>>30369809
Tы тoжe c cocaчa? Tyт ecть тpeд кpaфтepoв, или чтo-тo нaпoдoбии? Я бeглo пpoлиcтaл, нo нe нaшeл.
>>
>>30369816
>Are you still with cocaça? What is the meaning of the tools, or what is wrong? I did not ply, but did not.

So this is where Google translate fails me
>>
File: sharing is caring glimshim.png (60KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
sharing is caring glimshim.png
60KB, 800x600px
>>30369774
I'm not going to say that now silly, seeing how autistic some of you are, that'd stop you from enjoying my shit
I'll tell you guys when I'm finished with it and after I got all those sweet (you)s
>>
>>30369827
Oh, i thought you are also from 2ch.
Is there in this place some thread of crafters or something? I scrolled it all down, but found nothing.
>>
>>30369839
Crafters? You mean like plushie artists?
>>
>>30369829
I have a pretty good guess anyways.
>>
File: dae7e2731f2689f86b24943fd62f1a3d.png (338KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]
dae7e2731f2689f86b24943fd62f1a3d.png
338KB, 1024x640px
>>30369862
Yes. Exactly. I made body of plushie Pinkie, and i'm trying to find some guide or patterns of tail and mane. I heard, here must be such thread.
>>
File: 1497831613204.jpg (122KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]
1497831613204.jpg
122KB, 750x750px
>>30369872
Oh yeah, I'm not really trying to hide anything, and I'm sure it's not too hard to find out
But I still want peeps to enjoy it before they go all angsty on me, or something along these lines

>>30369892
There was a thread less than a week ago, but they're not super active so it ends up dying with half the thread being empty bumps
They have a discord tho, and I think they just use that instead of a thread now
>>
>>30369892
There usually is...I don't know what happened to it. Check back in a little bit.
>>
>>30369901
Oh. Thanks anyway.
>>
>>30369760
Keep doing your godly job anon.
>>
>>30369829
ANything is welcomed you glorious bastard
>>
Our threads recently have been bad, but this one is really shit jesus christ
>>
>>30370142
Whats wrong with it?
>>
>>30370156
Are you serious? The entire thread has been constant shipping garbage.
>>
>>30370193
I'm new here. In fact, it's my first thread.
>>
>>30370156
Shitposting faggots who are trying to convince us their Starlight and Sunburst headcanon is canon, rendering us as cucks
>>
>>30367269
The question was what song reminds THEM of Glimmer. Why should you care if it's all the same song. No one is forcing you to listen to it.
>>
>>30369968
>>30369984
Oh gee, you gonna make me blush guys, stop

>>30370232
You mean, one guy spamming liberal stupidity and sunburst shipping is enough to ruin your thread?
I prefer sunburst over those abusetacofags, desu
>>
>>30370208
Are you the Russian guy?
>>
>>30370262
Yes.
>>
>>30370255
I don't know if you've seen the rest of the thread, but it's quite literally 90% Shitburst shipping cancer. If that "one guy" did all of that, then the answer to your question is yes.
>>
>>30370262
Feel bad for you man. You literally joined during a shit show.
>>
>>30370142
It's not that bad, we may got ship posting, retarded liberalfags and conservativefags but I think it's bearable.
We don't have a lot of movement either, just image dump that eventualy will repeat the same images over and oaver again.
What about if we discuss something?
>>
File: 1495045475806.png (190KB, 404x585px) Image search: [Google]
1495045475806.png
190KB, 404x585px
>>30370208
>>
>>30370386
>>
>>30370330
Okay.
Do you think Starlight will play a mayor role in the season's finale or will be a supportive character for the Mane 6?
>>
File: tumblr_og3qvsBJaw1vc49lso1_500.jpg (57KB, 500x381px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_og3qvsBJaw1vc49lso1_500.jpg
57KB, 500x381px
>>30370413
>>
>>30370423
They're cute friends.
>>
>>30370408
It has to be a family related episode of some kind, a glim episode would be cool but i don't think we're going to have glim 2 parters for 3 seasons in a row. imagine the rage if that happened though
>>
File: 1458153794143220962.png (484KB, 900x695px) Image search: [Google]
1458153794143220962.png
484KB, 900x695px
>>30370425
Yes, they are.
>>
File: glim march.gif (2MB, 353x429px) Image search: [Google]
glim march.gif
2MB, 353x429px
Old Glim > Nu Glim
>>
File: Glimmer.png (105KB, 246x284px) Image search: [Google]
Glimmer.png
105KB, 246x284px
>>30370441
What? No!
>>
>>30370441
Old Glim == Nu Glim. Its the same ponies.
>>
>Be Anonymous
>Be suffering through the crime-against-cuisine that is ‘Cheeki Breeki’s Tartar & Tapas.’
>Its not even meat.
>Its Turkish delight served with confectionary sauces and toppings like chocolate chips and sprinkles.
>Still edible, mind you, just not in a way that’d make you go out of your way to get more.
>Apparently, the gryphon who runs this joint wanted to simulate the ‘joy of eating meat’ for ponies.
>This is beyond heretical in the eyes of the Meat Gods.
>When your Death Machine, The Metal Head, is complete this place will be on one of your stops.
>”So… this isn’t what meat is like?”
“Not even in the most depraved of lands on Earth. This is just weird candy.”
>Glimmer looks at the plate of candy flesh disappointedly.
>”You came here not knowing it was supposed to be meat…?”
>The Blue One is eyeing Starlight in concern.
>Actually, now that you think about it, yeah that’s just weird.
>”I mean… It sounded exotic… Thought I’d try it.”
>There is a smile born of disbelief spreading across your face.
>This.
>This is a beautiful moment.
>This is a moment you shall not forget.
>Its almost enough to make this regrettable outing worth it.
>(Yeah, the food’s bad… But you were happy to be invited anyways. Admit it.)
>[I will admit to nothing of the sort. You will die a slow and painful death.]
“So then whats your excuse for being here, hm?”
>Trixie snaps her gaze to you, teeth gritted.
>”Trixie was trying to be supportive of her friend’s choice of eating apparently faux-meat.”
“So you were supporting her choice of taking in lies? How very noble of you.”
>Ah, this takes you back.
>The joys of churlish banter with the intent of entrapping someone with their own words.
>Oh how you miss the old pleasures of Earth.
>For a moment, it looked like Trixie was going to catapult a chair through your head, then she remembered Glimmer likes you for some unfathomable reason.

1/?
>>
>>30370536
>>[I will admit to nothing of the sort. You will die a slow and painful death.]
kek
i love this green, friend
>>
>>30370468
I like to think she styles her mane the old way when she's making Anon into her pet.
>>
>>30370639
>she'll never pin you down because you don't want to share your pringles
>smirking smugly, knowing that she's teaching you an important lesson about friendship or some shit
>taking one to her lips before bringing one to yours
>>
File: 1493726009569.jpg (39KB, 445x410px) Image search: [Google]
1493726009569.jpg
39KB, 445x410px
>>
File: 2de.png (213KB, 735x1087px) Image search: [Google]
2de.png
213KB, 735x1087px
>>30370656
Her old mane style was more original. It was more... equal.
Now she is look's like a purple Rarity.
By the way, now she is very nice and cute.
>>
>>30370658
>anon likes to annoy little Starlight by randomly picking her up and carrying her around in public
>Starlight gets tired of it
>she uses magix to transform into big pone
>marehandles anon as revenge
>tfw you will never be marehandled by big Glim
>>
>>30370711
We need grim on this
where u at :'(
>>
>>30370536

>Be the Glimmer
>You aren’t sure if this really counts as making up for ruining Anon’s plans to surprise you, but he assures you that things are still in motion.
>Just that it’ll have to be done closer to home and with more variables than he intended.
>Truly, he is an angel for accommodating so many changes in plans just for you.
>Whatever this surprise is, he said it would take at least another 2 days before its fully built and operational.
>Though, to be quite honest, you wish that Anon and Trixie wouldn’t be so antagonistic to each other.
>Maybe, its because they don’t know each other well enough.
>After all, they’re both so alike.
>They’re both confident, eccentric, and… Okay, they’re egotists and this clash is very reminiscent of the brief tiff between Trixie and Discord.
>Maybe, just maybe, something like that crisis is what needs to happen if these two are to bond and be friends…
>You mean, maybe on a smaller scale and without Equestria’s survival at stake.
>Yes…
>Yes, that could work perfectly.
>But how to go about it…
>There in lies the true challenge.
>You recall Anon at one point mention something called a ‘mercenary,’ which, as you understand it, is a pony or whatever that hires its talents for nefarious purposes.
>”How in Equestria did such a vile creature ever get spawned!?”
>”Ask your mother, I’m certain she’d be happy to recount that night of debauchery.”
>”I’LL KILL YOU!”
>And like that, this supposed-to-be happy outing has become a disaster.
>Mercenary is definitely the better choice compared to having these two be at each other’s throats.

2/?
>>
>>30370717
think he said he was busy with work last thread
>>
>>30367893
This makes me sad. After seeing how heart warming the apple parents were and their romance handled, I feel sorry for the mane 6 never allowed to experience that sort of happiness. Its selfish on the fandom's part.
>>
>>30370825
Maybe the writers will give them romantic interests...in the final season, in last 6 episodes developing them to the speed of light like the JackxAshi stuff in Samurai Jack in order to prevent fan rage that would make the audience drop the show
>>
File: kiss.png (521KB, 1024x713px) Image search: [Google]
kiss.png
521KB, 1024x713px
>>30368052
Last 3 episodes of season 7 will be the series first three parter. Chrysalis takes Sunburst’s place to get her revenge on Starlight for reforming the changelings back in season 6. Its why Sunburst hasn’t appeared on screen for the most part of season 7. When Sunburst (as Chrysalis) finally shows up on screen, the audience will not suspect he’s behaving suspiciously because no one knows how Sunburst canonically behaves on screen when he hangs out with Starlight.
>>
>>30367118
don't sexual the horse
>>
>>30370854
You posted this already, moron.
>>
>>30370879
But sexual is the best part.
>>
File: le happy hasbro face.jpg (63KB, 501x585px) Image search: [Google]
le happy hasbro face.jpg
63KB, 501x585px
>>30370836
wouldn't surprise me 2bh
>>
>>30365935
>>30370854
>He's an early 2000's romcom nerd MC. What's there not to get?
>>
File: 1498181348903.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1498181348903.webm
1MB, 1280x720px
>the way she raises her eyebrows after pointing at her horn
Fuck i love her portrayal in mirror magic
>>
>>30370854
>>30370896
We already went trhough all the straight and gay ship stuff, we saw how shitty we are on that part.
Can't we just relax and focus on GlimGlam and say what we love from her?
If she ends up with someone let it be, but right now she's ours.
>>30370917
That's the very first time I see a pony not being able to pick up something with her hoof.
They even play a guitar and a piano with them, they hold binoculars with them.
That felt weird or maybe if you spend too much time in EQG world you lose your pony capabilities.
>>
File: dio.png (401KB, 600x363px) Image search: [Google]
dio.png
401KB, 600x363px
>>30370854
I hope that's true, anon. There could be like a romantic montage similar to the apple parents. And then Chrysalis is like "You thought it was Sunburst but it was me, Chrysalis!" and Starlight's like wtf? And the real Sunburst doesn't remember a damn thing cause he was in a pod the whole time. Poor Starlight.
>>
>>30370917
Pretty spot on.
>>
>>30370937
We've seen them hold things up in their hooves but i don't think we've seen them just pick something up from the ground like they have magnet hands or something. Most cases of hoof hands are fairly inoffensive.
>>
>>30370947
>Posting Jojo stuff, the gayest thing that ever existed.
Fucking liberal degenerates.
>>
>>30370967
But that would be weird.
How can they hold things and not being able to pick them up.
>>
File: 1495162500051.gif (798KB, 468x501px) Image search: [Google]
1495162500051.gif
798KB, 468x501px
>>30370947
>wanting to be cucked
>>
>>30370975
If i curl my hands into fists i can still hold things between or on top of them.
>>
>>30370947
The hell's wrong with you?
>>
>>30370979
Nah dude. My Waifu's Countess Coloratura. I hate most things about little miss Mary Sue, The only time I liked Starlight was when she was a villain and when she was "rekindling" with Sunburst. They should have ended her story arc there and let her disappear in the Crystal Empire with her boyfriend.

But no. She sticks around after her graduation, free loading off of Twilight and the writers don't know what to do with her. She has no career, she has no dreams, and the only thing she has going for her is her talent in magic which the writers don't want her using anyway because it causes trouble.

The only end game I could see the writers doing with her is making her move in with her boyfriend so they can continue their magical studies together. I mean, she has no choice. Ponies are destined to do what their cutie mark tells them to and last time I checked, her cutie mark says her talent is magic. Its very likely she'll get a career in magic. Be the modern day Starswirl or something unless Sunburst already has that covered.
>>
>>30371074
>she has no dreams
but she likes kites!

r-remember! the writers put that in there to show that, like, she's not just a bland NEET living on twilight's couch doing nothing!
>>
>>30371074
Her destiny is obviously to become an alicorn like Twilight. Her talent is clearly ruling others, as seen by her creating the town and her Speech to chrysalis about what a true leader is.
She's just learning to be a great leader now under twilight before ascending into a god.
>>
>>30371089
How is she a NEET? She's studying with Twilight isn't she?
>>
>>30371114
She only wants to restore her clit at this point.
>>
>>30371074
So that's why Twilight is the Princess of Friendship not magic. Yeah, cutie marks are only guides, not shackles. She has a talent in magic, that doesn't mean her life has to be centered around it.
>>
>>30371074
>She has no career, she has no dreams
Just like you anon.
>>
>>30371074
>I hate most things about little miss Mary Sue

Then fuck off. Nobody cares about your god awful text wall of an opinion.
>>
>>30371089
>>30371114
>>30371150
>>30371165
>Answering to the shitposter
>>
>>30371074
>the writers don't know what to do with her
i think that was obvious in celestial advice. they showed 3 posibilities of what starlight could be doing but didn't pick any. its like the writers were having fun and directly telling us they dunno what to do with her either so we'll just have her around for a while until an idea pops up.

i wouldn't be surprised if she does turn into an alicorn, though. but she'll be like the princess of what? kites?
>>
File: tyjhfjmbjkfhd.jpg (24KB, 309x312px) Image search: [Google]
tyjhfjmbjkfhd.jpg
24KB, 309x312px
>>30371180
Now hes going to reply to you with something along the lines of
>"my opinions are considered shitposting, wow you cant handle any criticism."
>>
>>30371205
My opinions are considered shitposting, Wow you cant handle any criticism.

Actually I was gonna reply mission accomplished. Look at all the people I triggered.
>>
>>30371229
k
>>
>>30371205
Between the ship shitposting, the liberal asshole pushing his stuff in here, the conservative retard that goes "muh pure nation, abortion is bad, y'all degenerate liberals" and now this guy.
We have a very peculiar population don't we?
We only need the strong independent black woman...well there are no females in /mlp/ so I guess a black activist guy would suffice.
>>
>>30371247
Closest we have to that is the south african Anon.
>>
>>30371266
You mean the bleached one?
That doesn't count...he was too white and not black flamboyant enough.
>>
File: images.jpg (14KB, 350x437px) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
14KB, 350x437px
>>30371266
He's white though.
>>
File: 1948453493.jpg (75KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1948453493.jpg
75KB, 1280x720px
>>30371247
It seems like there are a bunch of failed attempts at revamping the arguments too. I think some shitposter is desperate to revamp an annoying argument that took place earlier in the thread, or taking offtopic arguments that came from beyond these threads.
Just attempts to push the thread to its auto-sage quicker like threads weeks ago.
>>
>>30371284
What a revampious plan of pevampness anon.
Evil Glimmer is cute and scary.
>>
>>30371074
What's the point of Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy anymore then? Rarity opened a successful chain of stores, Dash became a wonderbolt, and Fluttershy opened a sanctuary. All their dreams since the beginning now achieved.
>>
>>30371323
Those are things I wonder every day anon.
I guess they fullfil the job of Twilight's sidekicks now.
>>
File: But anon, I hate niggers.jpg (98KB, 875x574px) Image search: [Google]
But anon, I hate niggers.jpg
98KB, 875x574px
>>30371247
>I'm not a liberal
>defends abortion
let me guess, you also think that there's no problem with failed marriages and single motherhoods?
fucking degenerate
this has nothing to do with conservatism, it just proves how stupid you guys are
>>
>>30371074
The secret to life is getting by while exerting the least amount of effort. This makes Starlight very relatable for me.

Besides, if she does move in with Sunburst, he's got her covered. He has his own house, he has a career as an empire's important wizard. I don't think he's rich but I think he can support her.

I wish I was a woman, they have it so easy. All they do is move in with the guy and have him work off his ass for her.
>>
File: 1495210457287.png (296KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]
1495210457287.png
296KB, 720x720px
>>30371357
Stop trying to shit up the thread faggot.
>>
File: Hameln1.jpg (488KB, 995x649px) Image search: [Google]
Hameln1.jpg
488KB, 995x649px
>>30371379
>>
>>30371357
>Answering to the retard...
What the hell let's do it.
And here comes the retard again.
I don't really give a fuck about anything of that.
If someone wants to abort the baby, fine their child their decission.
If the marriage doesn't work then get divorced better stop something that doesn't work and that will make you and/or the kids misserable. Terrible economical hole though.
The woman wants to take care of the baby alone, fine if she thinks she's capable then go ahead.
Anything else my dear retard?
Wanna talk about the nigger high crime rate?
The filthy beaners that come to our nation to steal the jobs nobody wants to do?
Or that the most important thing in life is not a career, yourself, your health or your economical stability, the most important thing in life is to have kids as many as you can...an entire football team if possible?
Come dude let's make the thread auto-sage.
>>
>>30371424
There's so much wrong with what you just said, I'm not sure where to start lol
But seeing how triggered you are, I believe I hit too close to home, so that's good enough for me.
>>
>>30371499
>I don't know how to counter-argument.
>Not wanting to show am not capable to defend my own ideas.
>Better pretend I won so everybody believes that I won.
Marvelous anon, you're a master of rethoric.
Please shitpost evry single Glimmer thread until you erradicate the necessesity to make one.
>>
>>30371523
>I'm gullible enough to reply to these posts
Fucking stop
>>
>>30371523
>needing counter arguments against a libtard
heh
it's more along the lines of I don't have much time to waste on this kind of shit, I'm not an insecure 18 something that just got out of school
but I'm sure you'll find people wanting to do just that somewhere else
>>
>>30371539
It'sfor the greater good anon, we have to sage the thread now.
>>30371547
> I'm not an insecure 18 something that just got out of school
Nice projection anon.
>>
>>30371523
some anons don't understand what shit posting is. it isn't to destroy the thread, its to get funny reactions. not even triggering people by replying angrily but having them reply with equally ridiculous shit posts. why would we want to destroy the thread? that would spoil our fun.
>>
>>30371584
Spoiled like Starlight being spoiled by the writers in the show.
>>
>>30371593
And your point is?
>>
>>30371607
Nothing, just shitposting.
>>
>>30371582
>we have to sage the thread now
>doesn't sage
And why would we want to do that?

Let me get this straight, you came in this thread, started shitting everywhere by spamming your shipping, spamming these 'fantasies' of yours about him and her, because you hate her/us, and then you expect us to listen to you because you started an argument with some faggot?
What kind of autism is that?
>>
So...do we talk about something or we just lurk until the shitpost diminishes?
>>
File: Taxidermy_5.jpg (38KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
Taxidermy_5.jpg
38KB, 400x300px
>>30371642
The shitposting isn't going anywhere. When this guy will leave, the tacofag will come, then the EQGfag, then the shimmerfag.
>That's why we have to sage the thread XD
>>
>>30371642
>>30371642
At least we aren't RPing.
>>
>>30371620
Oh it wasn't him, anon. It was me. I was enjoying every reply. Please don't auto sage. At least not yet. Either way, I'll see you guys in the next thread. I expect more entertainment.
>>
>>30371657
Don't forget me. The general shipping and Starburst fag.
>>
>>30371680
Next thread there will probably have green and people would have probably started to ignore your trolling (even if its only for a few hundred posts).
>>
File: .3.jpg (59KB, 573x594px) Image search: [Google]
.3.jpg
59KB, 573x594px
>>30371680
>>30371690
Oh yeah, I'm totally not believing you're one and the same anymore.
>>
>>30371701
I'll try to be creative. I only did like one Starburst shit (the pregnant one) and then people started talking about abortions. I dunno how many people were actually shit posting but I only contributed a small amount.
>>
>>30371728
Same, I kind of started the argument about the Glim clone.
>>
>>30371728
Maybe deep inside every Glimfags is a shitposter.
>>
>>30371728
I did a couple of Starlight cucks anon with Sunburst fantasies. Went to bed then sees this thread. Lol.
>>
>>30371761
>Maybe deep inside every fag is a shitposter.
ftfy
>>
File: 1496971524061.jpg (700KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
1496971524061.jpg
700KB, 720x960px
wow, starlight takes being stood up for dates surprisingly lightly
>>
>>30371074
Delete this
>>30368066
but thats my fetish
>>
>>30368129
Coffee with a thick layer of hot sticky semen above
Sometimes she forgets about the coffee
>>
>>30371896
wow, anonymous takes being cuck'd surprisingly lightly
>>
>>30371965
With such facial expressions, it feels like the text in the first panel is just begging to be edited...
>>
>>30371896
>>30371965
Starburst fag here. You beat me to this, anon. Just saw them few minutes ago. Does the comic end with the two of them reading the book together in bed? I hope it does. They're such good "friends" it would't be awkward at all.
>>
>>30371965
>i had planned on reading on my bed
>i'm sure the desk will be more comfortable
Ouch.
>>
>>30372148
It's just previews so far
>>
>>30372210
based on their conversations in the earlier panels, it looks like sunburst doesn't want anything to do with starlight at all. he didn't even want to open the door for her until she threatened to tear it down. but yet, here they are, in a room together, with starlight lying in his bed. that's how you flirt, dude. you act like you don't want it but you really do.
>>
File: 1487580398654.png (502KB, 949x966px) Image search: [Google]
1487580398654.png
502KB, 949x966px
>>30372246
I can see that you're one Casanova Anon.
Please keep giving us advices.
>>
File: 1494603994968.jpg (94KB, 342x432px) Image search: [Google]
1494603994968.jpg
94KB, 342x432px
>>30372246
>>
I might actually get this issue I like how sassy Starlight is when she's with Sunburst
>>
>>30372231
He's so beta and she's so dominant. Its like the comic book versions of themselves is made for each other. Too bad the comics aren't canon. I want to Glimmy like this on the show instead of having her as a Mary Sue.
>>
>>30372258
>>30372261
that's the kind of shitposting i like to see. keeps the thread alive.
>>
>>30372282
Same. Too bad the local comic book store doesn't stock MLP anymore. I can only preorder and that shit blows.
>>
>>30372231
>always destroying my doors
Have they interacted in the comics before? I don't really remember any moments on the show where Starlight threatened to destroy Sunburst's door because he wouldn't come out and play with her.
>>
File: 1471115348154.jpg (57KB, 652x199px) Image search: [Google]
1471115348154.jpg
57KB, 652x199px
>>30371896
>>
File: full.gif (452KB, 498x274px) Image search: [Google]
full.gif
452KB, 498x274px
Your waifu is an SJW. She's the type of girl to go on twitter and write stuff like "fuck Drumpf".
>>
>>30372559
Unf
>>
File: 1494394590150.png (174KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
1494394590150.png
174KB, 1024x576px
>>30372582
Her stiffing up her tail is hot af. Am i gay?
>>
>>30366495
Yeah, it makes sense, though Starlight's obsession with Kites doesn't really seem the same way Maud is with Rocks.
I mean, from when we first saw Maud her interest in Rocks was more than apparent. With Starlight, we didn't hear a peep about Kites till just a few episodes ago.

But obsession is obsession, Cutie Mark related or not I guess. Again, thanks for the discussion lad
>>
>>30372582
>Your waifu is an SJW
Not anymore, now she's redpilled and pro-unicorn
>>
>>30372807
They may not have outright said anything about it, but they did leave a few hints.
>>
>>30370737
Sorry about the delay. Life and Centipedes.

>”How could anypony that crass, that-that RUDE ever earn your affection? He’s a monster!”
“Twilight said the same thing about you and you helped save Equestria.”
>Sudden and deep betrayal is painted across Trixie’s face.
>What have you done?
>”How DARE you compare th-the Kind a-and Be-belevo-!”
>She is choking on her own words.
>Tears are forming in her eyes.
>What line did you just cross?
>What is it about what you said that created this response?
>”…Why would you say that about me? Why would you compare me to Him?”
“I-I don’t understand? Whats wrong with that? He’s a good guy, he makes me happy; you’re good, you make me happy. You’re both my best friends.”
>”But… But why him- huh? Why is he even considered an ‘acquaintance of yours?”
>Trixie’s in tears at this point.
“He… he cares about me. He goes out of his way to see me. He plans all these great things to help me grow not just as a magic user, but as a pony. I remember this one time intruded on a lesson Twilight was teaching at the Elementary school, she was so angry…”
>You can see it in her eyes, she’s trying really, really hard to see what you do.
“…He had hidden these magic fireworks around the town and gave us until the evening to find them all. It was like this huge scavenger hunt, like something Pinkie would do. Anyways, we were searching all over for these things when I noticed this little light box- you remember those things? It wasn’t made of wood and it had a note attached to it.”
>Trixie looks like she’s preparing for the worse.

3/?
>>
>>30372559
A girl that would barge into my room, lie in my bed and then ask me to "proceed." Yup. Just like my girlfriend in real life. And, yeah, she's really real, you guys.
>>
>>30373085
My sister does this too. Your point?
>>
>>30373061

“It said, ‘The strongest force in the Universe.’ And there I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what that meant. I thought maybe he meant gravity or nuclear fission… Magic. The sun was setting and I was starting to panic. I was so desperate for an answer, I flipped that piece of paper around trying to see if I missed something… and there it was. In Anon’s handwriting it said, ‘I believe in you, kiddo.’ Then it hit me.”
>You can feel the tears welling up in your eyes.
“Love. It was so simple and yet…”
>Sniffling as the butterflies dance in your belly, you wipe a tear from eye.
“I rearranged the lights into a heart, then the word and ‘click.’ The box opened outward and it had a map showing where all the fireworks were hidden.”
>That was maybe, a few months ago.
>Back when you were still getting used to living under Twilight.
>After you met Trixie.
“After that, we set the fireworks up outside of town. Evening came, they went off, weren’t all that eye-catching, but I guess it was his first time making them.”

>Be Anon
>[Oh you are one dead MOTHERFUCKER.]
>Oops.
>The listening device you planted in Starlight’s mane this afternoon has revealed some… troubling information.[HEY! Don’t hijack this narration. Thats MY thing.]
>Is it?
>[How’re you doing this? This is my mind, my inner-monologue. Its M̨IN̷͞E͘.]
>Very well.
>(I hand the reigns back to you.)
>Damn straight.
>Try that shit again and I will excise parts of our brain.
>Anyways…
>Metal Head needs one more day of testing before it can be fired up.
>Technically, it can be launched whenever, but its been in storage for a while.
>Would be a shame to have it malfunction in the middle of use due to previously unknown corrosion.

4/?
>>
>>30373112
that's gross, dude. that's how cooties spread.
>>
>>30373126

>Either way, when its launched your primary target will be Starlight Glimmer.
>”…So yeah… Thats why I like him so much. He inspires and challenges me to do better."
>(Aww, isn’t that sweet?)
>Like potassium cyanide.
>”…He’s a dangerous psychopath!”
>Wow, one conversation and Trixie gets you.
>Guess she isn’t as dumb as the others.
>Then again, even Twilight makes a good call once in a while, so…
>”What if you had failed, huh!? What if you didn’t find that map, what if you didn’t solve the light box in time? What then!?”
>There’s silence, you feel super giddy right now.
>(Well since we’re privy to this conversation, what happens if Starlight stops treating your acts of domestic terrorism as otherworldly attempts at friendship?)
>She’ll cry and be miserable.
>Next question.
>(No, think about it more than not at all.)
>Alright, lets say, for the sake of the hypothetical, she starts to you like the threat you are.
>The level of evil you are is unfathomable to ponies.
>Why, all the evil in your pinky could set Tartarus a blaze if it were oil.
>(So what would that mean for you if Starlight realized that?)
>”…I don’t know… He… He wouldn’t’ve let them go off. He lives here too. Ponyville’s his home. No creature, no matter how alien would ever do something so dangerous knowing it could destroy their home.”
>Ohohohoho~! Starlight, you have no idea what Humans are like.
>”Starlight, think for a moment. Please. What would have happened if you failed?”
>”…No.”
>(Think, for one second here, Anon. What if Starlight begins to hate you?)
>She would probably hunt you down and…
>”No! NO! NO! NO! NO!”
>”S-Starlight?”
>You hear a teleportation spell, then weeping.
>You turn off the feed.
>Would Metal Head be enough if this… Magical Juggernaut came after you?

5/?
>>
>>30373265

>Wait, you’re forgetting something.
>She may not have the spell anymore, but she did go back in time and screw with very important factors of the past.
>Whether or not she can make another has yet to be seen, but the fact she went that far…
>By the Great Worm Spirit, whose slimy trails formed the stars!
>You must be n̕͟i͘c̢̀͟͠è͢͞͝ to Starlight Glimmer if your plans for world domination are to bare fruit.
>After horfing up your diabetes-inducing lunch, you steel yourself.
>This will be your toughest mission yet.
>For the first time in a long, you feel as though you might fail.

>Be Starlight Glimmer.
>You have become very familiar with depression since yesterday.
>The phrase, ‘if I had a Bit for every screw up…’ comes to mind.
>You wonder if there might some validity to the idea of collecting tokens of misery.
>Just something to remind you that failure is real and stacks up.
>…
>Okay, that might be even more depressing than the fact you probably lost Trixie as a friend.
>Or that Anon might be a heartless monster who was never your friend in the first place.
>Sadness has begun consuming your world.
>You stare at your ceiling with tired, aching eyes.
>He’s… he’s a good guy, right?
>He cares about you, right?
>He has to, he’s done so much for you.
>You groan in exhaustion and aggravation.
>Nothing makes sense anymore.

6/?
>>
>>30373299
YESSS, NOW TIME FOR unwilling CHEERY CUDDLES
>>
>>30373299

>Sleep takes you.
>It was dreamless.
>Maybe its punishment, maybe you were just too exhausted.
>Today is scheduled to be clear skies, but it might as well as be overcast.
>You look at the kites you flew with Anon.
>A voice in your head says to burn the one you let him ‘use.’
“Tempting…”
>The castle is quiet, Spike went with Twilight to do… whatever he does for her.
>Breakfast is for good winners anyway.
>And you are definitely a loser.
>Out you go to do… something.
>Without Twilight and her friends, everything is pretty quiet around town.
>Not really in the mood to talk to ponies anyways.
>Maybe you could clear the air with Anon.
>…
>That might actually hurt more than relieve.

>Be Anonymous
>Oh this will be a doozy, ladies and gentlemen.
>How do you Empathy again?
>What is Compassion?
>Can you fake these things or is there a topical cream you can use to simulate the experience?
>(Oh this is precious.)
>Shutup.
>Okay, you can do this.
>You have had healthy relationships before.
>You had… friends.
>…And loved ones.
>It just been a long time.
>A really long time.
>Almost 2000 years.
>Man, time flies, doesn’t it?
>(Oh yeah… Remember Minty? God, she was crazy, but the fun kind of crazy.)
>Yeah, like Surprise.
>(You know… Pinkie Pie’s kinda like both of them.)
>There’ll always be one like them, universal constant.
>(Maybe when this thing with Starlight is done, you should try to make up with the others, eh?)
>…Maybe.

7/7
>>
>>
Well, that’s a long one out of the way. Kinda went weird there for a bit, but hey, thats the risk one takes with stream of consciousness writing, eh?
>>
File: 1490235849693.jpg (6KB, 272x370px) Image search: [Google]
1490235849693.jpg
6KB, 272x370px
>>30372231

"I feel like I never see you"

Proof that he's irrelevant in her life.
>>
File: horning.png (2MB, 2000x1235px) Image search: [Google]
horning.png
2MB, 2000x1235px
>>30373397
She also said she wants to have lunch with him. And dinner too. And she's upset that he doesn't return her calls. She treats him like he's her property.

Starlight is a very clingy girlfriend. I can understand why Sunburst is ignoring her. Poor guy, he feels suffocated and he just wants space.
>>
>>30373376
>>30373391
Shit, we need so much more evil Anon trying to rule over the world. For comedic purposes, ofc
and with his waifu
this is glorious Anon, I haven't enjoyed a non smut green so much since that lord anon green by sea urchin
>>
>>30373581
Thanks, Anon. Means a lot to me. I’ll see if I can work in some comfy villainy later on.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170622-140447~2.png (644KB, 824x871px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170622-140447~2.png
644KB, 824x871px
>>30373390
Fuck that's cute.
>>
File: mfw238.png (207KB, 284x324px) Image search: [Google]
mfw238.png
207KB, 284x324px
>>30373376
I-it's over?
>>
>>30371896
>>30371965
The comics aren't canon though
>>
>>30373730
I’m just getting started...
>>
>>30373581
Fight Club?
>>
>>30373390
definitely next OP image contender
>>
File: Hi Anon.png (93KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Hi Anon.png
93KB, 1024x1024px
>>30373829
Fight club? Is there a green about that somewhere?
I meant this https://pastebin.com/CzAxmMzp
>>
>>30373750
We no longer know what's canon and what's not canon.
>>
Whos making the next thread, and what image are we using?
>>
>>30374414
2 votes for >>30373390
>>
I vote for that one >>30354450
>>
>>30374432
That's a jew necklace
>>
File: 58daa54d8d95615b1615b70c.png (257KB, 700x684px) Image search: [Google]
58daa54d8d95615b1615b70c.png
257KB, 700x684px
>>30373390
>>
>>30374439
that star has 5 points, not 6, goy
>>
>>30373376
Dude, I just managed to finally get around to reading your green. I fucking love it all. I can't wait for the next update. What were the Minty and Surprise references about by the way? I didn't get them.
>>
>>30374453
its a reference to characters from the older gen of mlp
>>
>>30374458
No wonder I didn't know them. I'm not that big of a fan of MLP to invest my time watching the previous gens.
>>
>>30374453
super saiyan pone is surprise
it was also ponk's original design, before mom decided to go with a mudpone and made her pink
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>30374541
when it reaches page 7-9
>>
>>30374541
>tfw too drunk to make a new thread
>>
>>30374541
Don't want to make one either. Last time I tried making a thread I got called a faggot.
>>
>>30374605
Thread posts: 506
Thread images: 189


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.