can we get a pinkie pie thread Going?
Ponys Humans Memes Storys Porn whatever you want of pinkie pie she is best and fuckable pony after all
>>30353418
Sleep tight poner!
>>30353418
sleep tight poner
You should've used that thread >>30303759
It would give some life to it while the writefag finishes the green
>You're just sitting in the park, watching the fillies play, minding your own business.
>Not a care in the world.
>When all of a sudden a warm weight flops onto your back, and two fuzzy pink appendages wrap snugly around your neck.
>Before your surprise can even turn to outrage, you hear her soft voice right by your ear.
>"What do you taste like, Anon?"
>You feel Pinkie's breath on your face as she pokes out her tongue until it makes contact with your chin.
>Clearly savoring the moment, she slowly draws the soft, warm appendage up your cheek, finally withdrawing it with a playful flick at your earlobe.
>"Mmmm, not bad Nonny," she whispers in your ear, smacking her lips.
>"Got any other flavors?"
>"I think he's homesick. He's just been sitting there, staring off into space. I've tried to talk to him, but he just says I don't understand him. Then he makes rude and anatomically impossible suggestions."
>"Hmmm, a tough one, eh?"
>"I thought if anyone could snap him out of him, you could, so if you could give it a try?"
>She giggles cheerfully.
>"Leave everything to me, Twilight!"
>You are Anon, and fuck this place.
>You were certain that if you jumped into that interdimensional portal thingie at the Science Fair, nothing would happen.
>The Universe has a sick sense of humor.
>The crazy thing worked, and now you're stuck in this rural hellhole.
>There's no internet, there's no nightlife, and there's no other people around.
>Just these miniature, candy-colored, talking donkeys.
>And a baby dragon, apparently.
>Okay, they were very friendly and they provided for you, but you miss your old life terribly, and in lieu of a huge bender (cider just doesn't cut the mustard) you'd gone off to have a sulk.
>Going on nearly a week now.
>Fuck this place.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>"Watcha doin'?"
"Zip. Zilch. Diddly. Bupkus. Nada. Fuck-all."
>"Sounds boring. Let's go do something!"
"I'm too tired to do anything. No wait, I'm too depressed to be tired."
>She moves closer to you. "I know a cure for all of that!"
"Just leave me alone."
>She steps closer to you once more, invading your personal space.
>"Final warning Nonny, if you don't stop being such a stick-in-the-mud-"
"Go fuck yourself."
>And with that, Pinkie Pie leans in and presses her soft, fuzzy lips against your cheek, and plants a big wet smacker there.
>You, good sir, are frankly shocked.
"What the hell was that?!!"
>She giggles.
>"It was a kiss, Nonny!" She bats her eyelids coquettishly at you. "Don't tell me you've never been kissed before?"
>By way of emphasizing her point, she leans in and does it again.
"Of course I have! Cut it out!"
>This provokes a third kiss as she invades your personal space further still.
>>30353827
>You could swear there was some tongue in that last one, as you start to get up.
"Alright, I'm outta here."
>Pinkie pie hooks both of her forelegs over your shoulders.
>"Nope! You had your chance!"
>You can't stand up now, and she plants another wet kiss on your lips this time.
"Bleah! Pony germs! I've been poisoned!"
>Pinkie has the advantage now and she presses it, shifting her weight and bearing you down to the ground beneath her.
>"You want to be a stick-in-the-mud? Well, sticks get licks!"
>This time she sticks out her tongue and licks your cheek.
"GROSS!"
>You squirm, but she uses her body weight to keep you pinned to the ground and licks your other cheek.
"PINKIE, STAHP!"
>Another lick right across your face forces you to clamp your lips shut, for fear of Pinkie Pie taking additional liberties with you.
>You flail trying to get away.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
"What?"
>She licks your face again.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
>You struggle defiantly.
"Fuck off!"
>Just as you had feared, she takes advantage of your open mouth this time, and her soft, wet tongue invades, chasing yours around for what seems like an eternity.
>She finally withdraws, leaving you covered in pony slobber and gasping for breath.
>"Say it!"
>She sticks her tongue out again, just to make the point.
"ALRIGHT! UNCLE!"
>"You want to do something else now or do you want more?"
"UNCLE! Anything, just KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!"
>"Okay!" she sing-songs cheerfully and gets off of you, extending a fore hoof to help you to your feet.
>You stand, wiping off your face as best you can.
>"C'mon! Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and get a snack!"
>You seriously consider telling her to get stuffed, but she makes a kissy face at you and you relent.
"Fine. Let's go."
>"Okee-dokee-lokee!"
>Pinkie Pie starts hopping towards Ponyville's pastry shop with you in tow, passing a furiously blushing purple alicorn along the way.
>"Like I said, just leave everything to me!"
>"S-s-sure, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle stammers.
>"If I could get through this screen,you would already be cuddled!"
>>30353418
Sleep tight poner!
>>30353418
sleep tight poner
>>30353418
sleep tight poner
>>30353404
Does anyone have some good links to romantic, feely stories between Anon and Ponka?
>>30353404
https://youtu.be/y77BcxzhGjY
>>30359180
is pink a dog
>>30353404
Is it just me, or is Pinkie really cute?
>>30361941
Pinkie is a CUTE!
>>30353418
Push hard, poner
Bump
>>30353418
sleep tight, poner
>>30361985
I would poke that belly
>>30358055
These silly fuckers make me so happy.
this pony can make me smile no matter how down I'm feelingshe can also break my heart no matter how happy I am
>>30368233
I have friends. Even if I don't talk to them.
But id love to be your friend.
>>30353418
sleep tight poner