For the last fucking time, just marry me Anon! Where meant to

Is this a 'words you will never hear' thread? Ok I got a couple:
>"You did great Anon!"
>"You are such a cool guy Anon!"
>"You're more of a hero than Twilight is Anon!"
>"I'm so hot for you Anon!"
>"I can even stand on my hind legs to kiss you Anon!"

>>30350164
>"Don't do it, you have so much to live for"

>>30350172
It was at that moment. I realized, that if I killed myself, no one would care.
So I ran for president...

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>>30350153
Rarity, you wouldn't understand.
>B-but anon, why?
Don't act like you don't know. i'm in love with your sister, and she loves me too!

I expected shitpost or greenbait, l not feels.

>>30350153
Yeah, right.
She's just after Anon's money.

>>30350153
Jeez, fine. Just let me finish my fruit rollups first.

>>30350153
Can't really see anything with this blindfold on.

>>30350153
>>30350164
"I cast level 8 Cock of the Infinite."
>"Funny, I still don't see it."
"I cast Want It Need It on Cock of the Infinite."
>"Oh no."
"And then I put on my plaid orange wizard hat with my striped green robes."
>"Why?!"
"Because I want to see you cry while you blow me."

>>30350153
React reasonably

>>30350153
>Where meant to be together
I'd love if the functionally illiterate OPs could fuck off. Coming outta the woodwork lately.

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>>30350153
Because you're a reality show just waiting to happen

>>30350552
>You will never intentionally wear terrible outfits around Rarity just to upset her

>>30350888
>"How can you possibly get an erection while wearing those baggy, bedazzled, high rise, mauve velvet pants with egg white trim?!"
"Oh, it's not from the pants."
>"Then from what?"
"The Micky Mouse thong I'm wearing underneath."