MLP General

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Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

712: Discordant Harmony - When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.

713: The Perfect Pear - The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.

714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.

715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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cozy ponies

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>country filly

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718: A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.

719: To Change a Changeling - Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.

720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You - When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.

721: Once Upon a Zeppelin - Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.

722: Marks and Recreation - Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.

723: Secrets and Pies - When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.

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>>30346923
birds

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>>30346919
>>30346934

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Reminder that fillies are for breeding.

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>>30346941
cozy bird ponies?

>>30346942
So is there a reason that this gets posted in every general?

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>Fifth day of nofap
>Pelvic area hurts, and pissing more often than usual
I thought this shit was supposed to help you focus, but if anything my mind has gotten duller.

I like it when ponies are silly!

Aussie Dingo stram for new episode here, assuming it's actually airing tonight:

http://derpy.me/xksGB

Should be a little under an hour and 40 minutes from this post.

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>>30346955
And she's the silliest of them all

>>30346955
I drove around all day with a boner thinking about any girl that smiled at me and if that was a chance to get laid

nofap fuels my autism in weird ways

I'm just here, plotting Waifu Wars stuff.

Debating going into character generals to pull the waifu coaches.

>>30346955
>>30346965
>you didn't fall for the nofap meme

lmao

>>30346949

Why Dinky is always horny?

Such slutty filly

>>30346970
That might be interesting to see, too

>>30346979
>touching yourself past the age of 15
okay kiddo

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mare love

>>30347000
What, me going into the character generals to see if anyone wants to adjust the ais?

Could be hilarious.

Filly.

>>30347010
trash

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>>30346984
She knows a filly's purpose is to have as many foals as possible and embraces it fully.

Oh god, is our only stream that camrip one with the bad audio?

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>>30347021
man on mare love?

>>30347028
They're australians, what'd you expect? 4k hi res with surround sound?

Fillies are like dingos.

>>30347071
I dunno man, but come on, Call of Cutie was being streamed with a laptop.
How the hell does a laptop have a better camera than an actual camera?

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Also, I should really find someone who can make art for Waifu Wars Babbies. Treehugger with a trophy like you know, Chrysalis for the first league.

>>30347137
Because the laptop wasn't made in a prison colony subcontinent.

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>>30347033
better

>>30347155
Oh heck yeah, my dude

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>>30347182
not best?

>>30347183
Well, I requested in the draw thread, so we'll see if anyone bites.

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>>30347200
best would be with best princess

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Possible stream for the episode, in its full Australian glory.
http://derpy.me/rLqVG

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You guys ready to see Fluttershy fuck Discord in his house?

>>30347277
That is where I want to live.

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>>30347277
you can't with the princesses

>>30347277
Why would I want some washed up old mare?

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>>30347287
watch me

>>30347281
How much time is left till straya pone?

>>30347314
1h10m

Pony wants you to read her screenplay.

How big of a cunt is Australian Dash?

>>30347348
What's it about?

I hope the new episode has cute fillies in it.

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>>30347352
>mfw Aussies get a special version of the show
>mfw all the characters have Australian accents and use Australian slang

>>30347357
A pony who locks a human in her basement and makes him write things for her.

And also does butt stuff.

Fucking shit.
Why did the comfy cuddling thread get nuked?

>>30347352
She's a good cunt, ya filthy bogan.

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>>30346903
Then by the power vested in me by the nation of Equestria, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

>>30347397
is that horse giving a blow jibber?

>>30346913
>visible udders

>on a kids' show

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>>30347406
Jokes aside, nudity in cartoons has become so rare it's silly. I wonder if TLH's recent bath scene caused a shitstorm on Tumblr.

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>>30347327
She's good at doing things

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headcanon:

equestria girls is actually an animated series marketed towards tween fillies (fillies who have their cutie mark but haven't gotten a teen filly body type yet)

it's fanfiction based on the national heroes of equestria, the elements of harmony

sunset shimmer is a fictional character and the mirror universe doesn't actually exist, and the depictions of the mane six are exaggerated versions of the real mane six (which is why they're so cartoony)

the show is created by one of filthy rich's companies primarily to sell humanoid dolls to tween fillies

fluttershy is secretly a huge fan of equestria girls

>>30347374
Because mods are niggers.

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>>30347397
thank you horse officiant

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stram?

>>30347446
it looks like fun having a tail

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>>30347446
There's this.
>>30347281

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>99 degrees out at 10 fucking pm
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

>>30347481
Sunbutt must be drunk.

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>>30347481
Have you praised the sun today?

>>30347404
don't look up "mare blowjob"

>>30347397
what would it feel like to kiss celestia

since her mouth is so much bigger than yours

>>30347525
awful because horse lips are disgusting

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>>30347533
excuse you, there is nothing disgusting about my wife

even her poops are glorious

they are pure white, capsule-shaped, and smell like freshly baked bread

>>30347434
does she like it or hate it when they throw brooms at her

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OH MAN IM SO EXCITED THE SUMMER SOLSTICE IS ALMOST HERE

ARE YOU READY

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Ready for Straya Pones?

MUY LETTAL POINEE

Wait, did they straight up switch the premise of Wabbit when I wasn't looking?

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Non-cam semi-potato stram: http://derpy.me/mCbLc

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>>30347628
That one is miles better.

I forgot how much I love the theme to that show. Pretty much the only good thing about it.

>>30347628
Straped in, give it to me, bud.

>>30347603
YES

IT HAS BEGUN

THIS IS PRETTY GAY

Australia delivers!

Why is it high pitched?

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

I LOVE TEA PARTIES

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>>30347680
Because they eat eucalyptus leaves to give them shitposting fuel and the helium lollipop guild voices are a side effect.

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DUMB
LEAK
WATCHERS

Michael P. Fox and Wil Fox

Discord is being more fun than usual.

Tea Mare is a cutie

Tea pony is cute
CUTE

Tea pony is super cute.
I like her mane.

NEW CUTIE DETECTED

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That mare is cute.

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>yfw she deserves """the best of everything"""
FLUTTERKEKS HOW ARE YOU EVEN

Judgey Clerk Pony is even cuter

TOUCH THE JAPANESE

Wait, hol the fuck up.

Is a new episode airing NOW?

>>30347740
Yes
Straya is airing two episodes, one today and one tomorrow.

>>30347740
Straya on Boomerang

>>30347740
Australia got jealous of all the attention Canada was getting

Which one is Discord Number One?

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>sentient pinata

>Discord makes other copies of himself to talk to for guidance

Did the MLP writers and Genndy just have the same idea at the same time?

BA BA BUH DA

BA DOO BA DOO BA DEE

the fuck is this

Discord the VIII-th was my favorite

NOT THE BEES

Discordshy is terrifying.

That Discordshy was horrifying

Wait, how the fuck did she get to his house?

WAIT WAIT
How did Fluttershy got there?

Fluttershy wanted things to get weird

How long until someone draws discord gangbanging discord in a fluttershy costume

>>30347785
He teleported her

>>30347786
unf

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>beehive hairdo has actual bees in it

10/10

>>30347784
>>30347785
Look, if the mail service can get there, so can Fluttershy.

>>30347794
Oh yeah
RIP him

literal milquetoast

>Discord dies

>he HAS to be chaotic or the universe fucking kills him

Wow. I wasn't expecting this.

Fluttershy being excited to see what Discord had in store was adorable

>>30347809
Basically the alien dude from American Dad but with chaos instead of evil.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMARE

good job fluttershy

10/10 chaos

Flutterbutter is the most chaotic pony there is.

Well she tried

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Holy shit, this is way too fucking cute.

God damn
I had honestly forgotten how cute Fluttershy is

She hasn't had this kind of focus for a while

What i love about this is that Fluttershy while someone who doesn't like something different loves the fact that discord is absolutely Bonkers.

Fuck, I want to watch it but it's already almost over.

is Fluttershy gonna kiss him

>YOU OPEN ME UP

They're definitely going to bang after this.

They're in love, aren't they?

OH GOD NOT THE DISCORDSHY AGAIN

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>>30347826
this

This is legitimately a 9/10
Discord was amazing, Fluttershy was super cute, the other ponies were super cute, it was great!

Also they are fucking

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well there's no way they aren't fucking/10

CUTE
AS
FUCK

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Fluttershy is too sweet. Discord doesn't deserve her.

Really good episode
I'm super jealous of Discord, Fluttershy's company looks super enjoyable

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>an episode where Discord is genuinely trying to be a decent and nice person to those he cares about
>it almost fucking kills him

Poetic as fuck.

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So when's the episode where Fluttershy reveals she's pregnant?

That was alright

It was inoffensively bland but kids would probably like it

>>30347879
the majority of the episode was kinda meh with Discord by himself, but the last act was great

no credits because fuck dhx

Really nice episode even if it was sped up enough to shave 3 whole minutes holy fuck. It felt very classic in style, like an episode of Loony Tunes. Nice gags, neat characterization Discord is neurotic holy fuck, with a nice pace. I give it a B+ because while it was good, it felt a little "by the numbers".

They need to just fuck already

Also, episode requests? I have to go right to bed, but I'll have it done before tomorrow's ep!

>>30347887
tea pony and judgey clerk pony having a hardcore tea party

>>30347887
Lewd piñata.

>>30347896
second

>>30347887
DRAW STORE PONES FAGET

>>30347864
This. She was adorable as hell in that last bit.

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Describe this couple in three words or less.

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I know who I'm fapping to tonight.

>>30347929
off screen fucking

>>30347929
platonic friends

Some people are gonna love the fact that Discord was given such an incredible stretch of time to be himself and have so much dedicated screen time.

>>30347929
trans-dimensional dicking

>>30347929
Non Euclidean Fucking

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>>30347975
Discord's part, while entertaining, got overshadowed by Fluttershy's scenes in the last part of the episode. It was honestly too cute.

>>30348008
I'm not sure.
Fluttershy's parts were adorable as fuck but not really that funny, while Discord's parts were fucking hilarious and the only cute things in it were the clerk ponies.

>the episode was written by the Fox brother
Well no wonder it was good.

>>30348008
I thought it was a very good episode, and I'm sure upon watching it a second time I'll pick up on some things I missed the first time.

>>30348051
LOCK THAT BITCH UP!

Anyone has the comic of Fluttershy defending Discord from Twilight's accusations and Twilight going "oh god you are fucking"

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>>30348058
But of course

>it's from 2014 already

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>A lot of anons in the other thread don't like the episode

This contrarian meme is really boring to be honest

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>>30348095
>MFW they're saying Fluttershy was OOC

Dem Aussie chuds wain't kiddin when they aired the first hiatus episode, so you best be sure they ain't messin round' with The perfect Pear. You looking forward to that one too?

>>30348095
>if they don't like what I do, they're contrarian
This calling people contrarian meme is really boring to be honest

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>>30348095
>>30348109
>leaving the general

>>30348095
>>30348109
That episode was on point as straight as could be.

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>>30348115
>your piss is in my piss, abloo

>>30348095
How the fuck could they not like the episode?
It was fucking amazing. Discord and Fluttershy were great, their interactions and Discord's interactions with other ponies were fun to watch, the plot was good, the gags were funny.
There is nothing wrong with the episode, except maybe the lack of a song.

>>30348124
Yes, don't mix the piss
What are you a faggot or something?

link
where

>>30348147
abloo bloo bloo

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>>30348124
You can throw any greentext you want at me man, but whenever I got to the front page for a new general after getting home and see shit like PRINCESS APPLEJACK, DAD DISCORD, REVERSED GENDER ROLES? It's some fucking shit. Even MLPG with all its homolust for stallion dicks isn't that gay.

>>30348141
Well balanced episode, didn't need a song. They flowed just fine.

>>30348172
Every episode needs a song.
The requirement for a 10/10 episode is having a good song.
There are never enough pony songs.

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CUTE FLUTTERSHY

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>>30348095
It's just one retarded fucker that complains in every episode thread and will do it till /mlp/'s death with the same argument every time.
Also he replies to himself.

>>30348115
>mlpg
>watching the show

>>30348184
>she killed the plant
What the fuck

>>30348095
I thought the first half was really bland. Then again, I don't like Discord as a character nor the kind of comedy that usually gets used when he's involved, so no surprises there. Also, as the other dude mentioned earlier, it felt a little by the numbers.

It was made up by the cute shopkeeper pones and by Fluttershy being absolutely adorable, so I wouldn't call it entirely bad.

>>30348184
>>30348208
But seriously, fuck that plant.

>>30348179
I appreciate your song enthusiasm, but hold it together.

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>>30348211
>I don't like Discord as a character nor the kind of comedy that usually gets used when he's involved

Really? I fucking love visual humor and puns. All he needs is clever slapstick and he'd be one of my favorite characters in the show.

>>30348184
Why are ponies so brutal?

>>30348184
SHE LEARNED IT FROM APPLEJACK

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>>30348184
Why are ponies so brutal?

>>30348227
>tfw you didn't know that the Australians were going to air episodes in the middle of the week
>tfw you thought that they were going to show them sometime on the weekend
>tfw people are going to yell at you for not posting poll with the new episode

When do they actually air though? What time will the next one air? Just give me any timezone and I'll figure out the conversion...

>>30348264
Sorry, didn't mean to reply here.

>>30348258
At least Fluttershy had a good reason.
Applejack is just being a dick there, just like she was with the hat.

>>30348264
A little less than 23 hours from now.

>>30348264
3:40pm Bogan Standard Time

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Just in case
>>30347937

>>30348236
>Really? I fucking love visual humor and puns.
So do I, most of the time. I think might be just too much of it at once for my taste, making it feel kinda forced. Either way, it doesn't really click with me.

>>30348278
Oh, so the other one just aired? Maybe I still have time...

>>30348293
This

Dude, I can't wait for the shitstorm with applejack parents.

This episode have the weight of the whole fandom in their back.

One single mistake and everyone will hate it

So all you people saying were getting a new episode tomorrow, ain't mentioning apparently this is also supposed to be the celebrity episode too.

Alrighty then, sorry I'm late my dudes, but here's the "offical" /mlp/ strawpoll.

I'll probably run this a second time with the next episode and see which one gets more responses, just in case everyone has already run off to bed, which they probably have.

Anyway, please rate Season 7 Episode 12 "Discordant Harmony" here and have a lovely evening, or day I guess if you're Australian

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13237021
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>>30348293
To each their own I guess, but considering this is Discord it feels kind of natural coming from him. I just really liked the episode, I guess, and I don't even like Discord all that much. He was better as a villain.

>>30347406
that only seems lewd to you because you're a massive degenerate

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Horse pussy

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>>30348322
>This episode have the weight of the whole fandom in their back.
You're pretty much completely wrong. Applejack is one of the least interesting characters on the show. Her being in the background is more than just a meme. A lot of people, including me, don't care about her or her parents.

>>30348533
But Anon, that horse clearly doesn't have a pussy. Or are you saying she's a pussy?

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>>30348540
You clearly aren't looking hard enough.

>>30348339
The one with Shatner?

>>30348322
Honestly Anon, I'm kinda indifferent to her parents since they're dead so kinda irrelevant.

I'm more excited about Twilight's parents and the fact that they might be finally real characters with a personality in the zeppelin episode than AJ's parents.

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Cute tea ponies

>>30348634
do they do anything special?

>>30348634
Would have a tea party with

>>30348634
they are pretty adorable

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http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/06/16/532936445/research-finds-dressmakers-have-good-eyes-and-not-just-for-style

The Great and Powerful Trixie

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>>30346923
what does celestia do on her days off?

i want to laze around with her in bed, watching horse cartoons, having some cake, maybe some sex

>>30348634
ponies probably have jaws and teeth made out of titanium to be able to hold all that shit with their mouth

>>30348733
>on her days off?
on her what now?

>>30348725
>People who are good at a craft have skills that are good for that craft.
Really gets the noggin jogging.

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didn't Celestia usurp Twilight as pancake princess?

>>30348748
do you think that Celestia made pancakes for Twilight, too?

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>>30348736
>he doesn't work out his jaw at the gym

>>30348763
what the fuck

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>>30348769
twi truly was the cutest filly

Dash and Quibble sitting in a tree...

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>>30348781

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>>30348783
NO KISSING

1 HOUR PENALTY IN THE BALL PIT

>>30348755
doubt it

>>30348791
I'd spend an hour in Dash's ball pit

I prefer the real Twilight.

>>30348770
That's actually just a dude being silly methinks

There are actual benefits to working out your jaw and there are several devices on the market now designed specifically for that.

>>30348804
that was so dumb but it cracked me up

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>>30348807
Forgot pic

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>>30348806

>>30348804
I chuckled at this more than I should have.

>>30348812
I said, the *real* Twilight.

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how come they never show the section of the store where Rarity sells horse panties

>>30348807
my "what the fuck" was more aiming at what that kind of "exercise" must be doing to his teeth
they weren't really designed to hold your body weight in the air

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>>30348818
This one?

>>30348819
They don't wear panties. They let their marebits air out nice and free in the cool breeze.

WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE DAAAAPIIIII

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>>30348827
but what about the fashionistas

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>>30348818

>>30348844
alright, now dance

>>30348831
Why cover the most beautiful anatomy created by nature, the mare vulva? Let it be seen and marveled at by all.

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There was an
artificial pone in the west
east
pyramids on deck
shine
Wet mane on her neck, breathe
She shoot pussy through your chest, you
Die
Where you runnin' now?

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>>30348844
Perfection.

Post cute Fluttershy

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>>30348861

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>>30348850
because it creates mystery of what's behind the mare panties

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>>30348861

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>>30348861

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>>30348861

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>>30348861
I'd rather post sexy Fluttershy.

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>>30348861

Hey guys, just a very friendly reminder that I'm looking for ratings for the new episode Season 7 Episode 12 "Discordant Harmony" here.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13237021
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So please make sure that you have rated the episode in this particular strawpoll if you've seen it, I would really appreciate it.

Other than that, ignore me.

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>>30348885
Make me

>>30348882
what is that undertail portion with no hair called

it is a big turnon

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>>30348891

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>>30348892
The dock.

>>30348892
It's her "dock"

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We dock now.

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>>30348900
yes it is a very arousing part of their anatomy and i want to sniff every mare's dock

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>>30348909
How can one Coco be so yummy?

Fact: ponies don't have docks.
They have never been seen onscreen. Their tails come out of their buttholes.

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>>30348914
By being made of pure sex.

Who's this "Coco" you're talking about?
Are you by chance referring to Miss Pommel?

>>30348919
we've never seen their pussies and assholes onscreen but we know they have them

>>30348936
Bonbon's toilet was purely ornamental. Ponies don't poop.

>>30348936
Can you imagine where we'd be if Faust had said something other than "standard mammalian reproduction"?

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>Fell asleep and missed the episode

I fucking hate Australia so much

>>30348973
They hate you too :3

>>30348979
Don't you have some kangaroos to fight?

>>30348986
Behind you.

>>30348941
The same, just with more wacky theories/fanfics all around the place trying to explain it.

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>>30348804

Episode is cute so far

Holy shit this tea pony is cute as fuck

>>30349016
he even sleeps like a slut.

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>>30349023

>>30349030
>mouth ponut

>>30349032
I want to pet her

Oh wow, the Vietnamese extended intro sounds pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDRFnfl-75g
I especially like that part towards the middle.

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Episode was cute/10
It's so crazy how I was so against Discord's redemption back in S3 and now he and Fluttershy's interactions have become my favorite thing in the show

I wonder where holetroll is now.

If anyone wants to probably put their name in to coach their waifu for Waifu Wars, let me know. I might have to make some sort of Discord to keep everyone in touch easily though, not sure yet.

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>discord wore his zoot suit again

>romesilvanus down
Fuck, where do I get the Time of Legends comics now?

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>>30349035
Don't ever use that word combination again

>>30349159
urethramouths

Pony's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

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>Today is American Eagle Day

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>>30349163

>>30349059
The fact that he is so thoughtful of Fluttershy and tries to do some things he has never done before is really cute. It really has become one of the more interesting friendships on the show.

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dat earth pony libido

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>>30349382
It's a wonderful thing.

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She really is better as a poner

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>>30349402
shimmy is one of the prettiest ponies ever

and i love her voice

it's so sexy

>>30349402
I'm looking forward to the Equestria Girls specials these coming weekends.

>>30349399
Could you really keep up with your mare waifu's constant requests for sex? I'd have to take several hours between loads, for sleep and hydration

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>>30349418
>several hours
Considering that mares are accustomed to partners that can only last for less than thirty seconds and a few quick thrusts, I think five minutes would be the human equivalent of several hours of sweaty sex. Hours of actual sex would kill her due to the sheer number of orgasms.

>>30349402
>>30349415
I'm not gonna lie, I've never been the biggest fan of her color palate

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Imagine what would happen if men and women had hair triggers and could keep having one orgasm after the other
society would collapse

Was the audio in the episode high-pitched?

Doesn't Australia use PAL?

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>>30349519
I'm pretty sure australia uses MATE!

>>30349513
I think the red in her mane looks really nice.

S H I M M Y

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This has to be one of the few times where lipstick on ponies actually looks nice.

Speaking of puns, where did scrubbles go?

>>30349519
>Doesn't Australia use PAL?

No one in the (civilized) world uses PAL. Analogue TV standards are long dead and buried by the 2010s.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13237021
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Again, this is a strawpoll for Season 7 Episode 12 "Discordant Harmony" and I would appreciate it if you could vote in this strawpoll if you haven't already.

Keep in mind that I will not be using the data from the other strawpolls linked in the thread, just this specific one (I.E. #13237021)

Last chance, as I'm capping the results in under twenty minutes. Thank you to all of you who have participated and have a wonderful day!

>>30349574
>watching accelerated horse

It's like you enjoy confusing gloomy.

>>30349543
You just have to do it very conservatively, like actual makeup.

>>30349578
Confusing her makes it easier to sneak up on her and slap her on the vulva.

>>30349578
I fucking hate it. Pone is supposed to happen once a week on Saturday. Fuck the leaks, it's too much for me,
I just want my comfy horse once a week and I want to take my time and discuss it casually. Instead I have to run like six polls every week because Hasbro apparently doesn't give a single fuck when different broadcasters actually air their episodes.

Sorry.

>>30349581
>like actual makeup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

>>30349593
I never said that most women understand the concept of "less is more"

>>30349590
Dude don't get so angry it's just a cute cartoon about cute ponies doing cute things. Just watch and enjoy it.

>>30349600
yeah I know, it's a tricky thing.

I mean I don't *know* because I'm not a fag that wears makeup, but I understand what you mean.

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>>30349585
That's lewd Anon.