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Thread for all your yuri needs. Ignore the bait, no shipping war faggotary.
Pastebins
Completed:
Spiraling Inward (Trixie x Glim)
https://pastebin.com/UdAwX7KN
Ongoing:
Crackship Chronicles I (Mayor Mare x Cheerilee)
https://pastebin.com/k8kYLjAH
Equality and Pride (Shim x Glim)
https://pastebin.com/9Lgu3rSq
>>30345718
I forgot about that Cheerilee green, anyone got any clues about when that one is coming back?
>>30345971
You'd have to ask Jeff.
How would you pleasurean infibulated mare?
>>30345718
why is raridash the best lesbian ship in the show?
>>30347423
>implying you can only pleasure females via clitoris
C'mon anon, that's just ignorant.
>>30348351
THAT IS JUST ADORABLE, pony tail, bunny ear AJ acute!
>>30348738
Perfect. I loved those two.
>>30347996
Yeah, I guess there's always earlobes.
Where's everybody gone, also what's the best lesbian fic you guys read? I think mine was some Trixie, applejack crackship piece. Really good for its moderate length
>>30349700
>>30349700
That's quite strange to not remember the best fic you've ever read. As for the crackship with Trixie and AJ "A graceful submission" is really nice, the way they fisically interact is quite different from the norm described in fictions
>>30349700
'Tis better to be vile
Probably. I haven't read many good lesbian fics, or romance/clopfics at all.
>>30349700
>what's the best lesbian fic you guys read?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/19567/then-tomorrow-came
I relate to Twilight's situation too much.
>>30350877
>>30349960
Ey, thats the same guy who did discarded and forgotten. After a lot of fluffy shipping, some nice hurt in the bottom of your stomach feels so good
Why does the idea of homosexual mares turn me on so much? I'm not a mare. I don't even have a vaginabut I wish I did. They wouldn't let me join the party so why is it so hot?
Best ship coming through.
>>30353129
Agree
>>30349700
Pic related.
>>30353129
>r63 aj
fucking gay
>>30353129
So is just gonna be our thread specific meme?
>>30353189
>Worst ponies
>Worst ship
>Straight
It's perfect.
>>30353189
I mean, if that's that worst it's gonna get, I sure ain't complaining.
I want to be a little lesbian mare
>>30354569
Don't we all anon, don't we all...
>>30355999
Stupid super comfy / cute captainpudgemuffin.
Also congrats on the dub trips
>>30356730
New episode of small horse and I got some numbers. Today's gonna be a good day.
>>30357006
Oh new episode this Saturday? Sweet thanks man had no clue
>>30357786
No dude new episode today thanks to Astraya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rXKcFn0YwE
>>30358186
Oh damn cheers man pretty good to be honest most of this season has been good along with the EqG specials.
>>30357006
These two make a nice ship.
>>30360597
The wings were probably just forgotten, but earth pony Flutters fits her well too, not just because Lauren was debating whether she or Ponka should get the wings.
>>30349700
Kinda hard to chose, but probably either
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/3479/the-games-we-play
or
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/74140/chocolate-covered-grapes
>>30361297
Dammit, you're gonna make me go back and read that one again. I don't even know why I like it so much, but fuck if it doesn't fill me up with warm fuzzies just thinking about it.
>>30345718
Trixie isn't a lesbianbecause she has a Dixie
https://pastebin.com/pBXLv2LHSorry for the delay, had to scrap some stuff cause I didn't like where it was going. Also new episodes to binge on didn't help
>More cheers, more friends laughing with one another and close knit families playing carnival games from behind your enclave of safety atop your stage
>More jealousy
>More frowns
>But as you can back into your wagon the smile seemed to float away as your eyes caught the figure of the Twidoll
>You couldn’t quite put a hoof on it, but just the very act of someone being there to greet you at the end of a show drives away all those awful feelings you had just been feeling
“Greetings Friend, Trixie has had another wonderful show as always! Have you kept busy whilst I was gone?”
>Nothing in the wagon had changed since you left, so you levitated a deck of cards off a shelf and set up a quick castle of cards with you spell, smiling at your handy work
“Ah, practicing tricks like Trixie hmm? Well, it’s almost as good as Trixie could do, maybe she could give you some pointers later.”
>>30365447
>You giggle as you extend your hoof out to bump it with the doll, momentarily forgetting it has no locomotion of its own
>You levitate the foreleg of the doll upwards until it is in line with your own as you slowly bump into it
>The soft material of the hoof smooshed against your own pliable hoof
>You let out a small breath as you held it there, a small part of you wishing for nothing more than anything for the doll to be real so you could share this joyous feeling with a real pony
>Breaking the contract with a frown, you go about tidying up your wagon when an idea strikes you
>Every night after your shows you look through your curtains hoping for something to happen to you and change your life for the better
>Tonight was your last show, your big finale before you needed to get back on the road looking for more pastures to perform in
>Tonight was going to be different, tonight you were going to do something about it
>Levitating your plush friend in front of you and spinning her around, you place one of your extra capes around her neck and settle one of your large wizards hats atop her perfectly stitched mane
“Tonight you shall be The Great and Powerful Trixie’s personal assistant!”
>You poke your head out of the door of your wagon to make sure the coast is clear
>Not that you would be embarrassed to be seen with the doll, in fact you would be very happy for anyone to see you with your new perfect friend
>In no way would you throw a smoke bomb and flee for the hills screaming, that would be silly and undignified for such a dignified and unsilly pony such as yourself
>But thankfully none of that happened and you sure didn’t need to hide in those bushes because you did not get scared by some pigeons
>>30365453
are we descending into madness?
>>30365589
We're all mad here
>>30349700
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/13335/stuck
or
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/68452/sex-lies-and-cowpony-hats
Ribbons and Lace was on a good way but fucked up the ending
>>30352167
>Some nice hurt in the bottom of your stomach feels so good.
Only when there's a happy ending. Unless you count the sequel (https://www.fimfiction.net/story/59394/heart-of-loyalty) even though that probably will as well.
Real life doesn't.
>>30367573
Yeah Ribbons and Lace had such a good start but just had to railroad all buildup into puddle by the end. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so hard to find anything with Fluttershy that wasn't, Fluttershy fucks my self insert human or Fluttershy fucks my OC disguised as a canon horse...
>>30367815
I dunno, these ones where there is no happy endings still make me feel good in a want to die way.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/311323/lunacy
and
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/343016/you-and-her
Second one isn't totally lesbo, but still some good shit
>>30369360
Ah Yes being a third wheel, something I've been through first hand for so long.
There needs to be more stories where Twilight is building a harem.
>>30370064
WHy only horns all ponys under twilight equal
>>30370107
Because horns are magically delicious
>>30370225
>We've had flaccid-horn Twilight since episode 9
>Hornjobs are still rare today
>>30370736
Poor forever alone Luna...
>>30370064
>more stories
You mean there are some? Have I been missing out on this wonderful idea?
Is this too degenerate?
>>30373072
Looks like lesbian to me, so it checks out
>>30369958
I didn't need those feels, been like that trough elementary, middle, high school and university. All with different people. I don't even try anymore, not that I can seeing how I never go out
>>30373088
If they just cast you aside unceremoniously like that, sounds like shitty friends. I made sure during those brief times when I acquired that GF, I didn't toss my friends to the curb for some kisses. And when we inevitably parted, they were there for me. Not the best advice honestly, but you never know what will happen if you never try.
>>30373072
no
Lesbo threads are cute and comfy.
Isn't liking lesbians just another form of being cucked?
You are literally jacking to 2 mares fucking who will never fuck you
>>30373972
But you won't ever fuck them anyway because they're not real
>>30373972
No.
Voyeurism is closer, but even that's not necessarily quite accurate. It applies to some people, but definitely not everyone.
It's got literally nothing to do with cuckolding, since it's physically impossible to have a relationship with a fictional 2d character anyways.
>>30373972
They will never fuck you.... unless you're a woman
>>30373972
All kinds of porn on video would be just another form of cucking then though. You're watching people that you can't join and that you're never going to fuck.
>>30326180
>You glare at Sunset
>"So, have you considered my offer?"
"Please, there's no way your offering this without some ulterior motive."
>"Hmm, perhaps. I could say the same about you."
"What are you talking about?"
>"You're seem so eager to learn magic. I catch going to the library all the time. Getting lessons from any unicorn you can."
>You're starting to get nervous, but you stay collected to avoid suspicion
>"I mean it would make sense if you were a student, but you've came out of nowhere learning everything you can. What is it trying to do?"
>You gulp
>"That's none of your business."
>She rolls her eyes.
>>30377292
>"Is that really the best defense you can come up with?"
"I don't have to explain myself to you. Besides, if you're really that suspicious of me, why do you want to help me?"
>"Well, for one thing I need money and I don't have much to do lately."
"Don't really see how you expect to make much out of me. What I make working for Cuppa Joe barely pays my rent."
>"What if you stayed with me?"
"W-what?!"
>"Celestia gave me a place to stay. A pretty transparent attempt to get me to apologize."
>You take a minute to process all this.
"Why are you doing this? You barley know me. Is this just some ploy to get to Twilight through me?"
>"Maybe a bit, but you do interest me. I feel like we can help each other."
>>30377302
>It all sounds like nonsense, but perhaps there can be something to gain from this.
>"Alright fine, but as soon I sense funny business I'm out."
>"Deal."
>You shake hooves
"Don't make me regret this."
>"Oh please, I think this the start of a beautiful friendship."
>'Friendship', the word still seems foreign to you.
"How about we not get ahead of ourselves?"
>You follow her to her place
>This is a bad idea, but for some reason you're interested where this leads
>>30377314
I'm sure in no way this will end in tears/make outs
>>30377375
You never know.
On a side note, if you're hungry for more ShimGlim I recommend Nana. It's not really yuri but its teased quite a bit and Sunset's and Glim's VAs do the English voices for the two leads.
>>30377419
Oh fug, well I guess I know what I'm doing tonight. Still, god damn animes with their yuri undertones, just ship the cute girls cause they're cute...
>>30377507
I know that feel, at least there's always fanart
>>30378392
Delicious delicious horse girl fan art
We will never get lesbian love as pure as this canon
>>30379806
>>30379806
I really enjoyed this ship too, but I still love my lesbian stuff.
>>30380016
Two lusty lesbians squire off.png
Would Sunset and Starlight make good parents?
>>30347964
i just noticed rarity is sliding
>>30389486
>that Twlight in the background
>>30386343
law of attraction :^)
>>30386721
>>30386774
GildedLilly is the ship I never knew I wanted...
I really wish there was more art of them together.
>>30391572
Yeah, crackships are a double edged sword. Really cute cause they are so unique, but there is nothing but a few pictures and maybe a writefriend that did a green 2 years ago.
>>30391605
it seems really only one artist ships these two
>mfw finding a crackship you like only leads to wanting more of what's not there
I want Littlepip to make me her little lesbian
>You will never be stalked by lesbian tomboy shimmer
>>30394503
>those bacon hips
EXTRA THICC
>>30400190
Now there is a stretchy pegasus that you don't see too often.
>quiet slurping noises
>>30398602
My heart HNNNNNNNNNNG I've never been much of a Trixie fag but this hit me right in the feels like a realistic telling of trixies story and her current situation smiling and acting happy with glimmer but she barely performs anymore and just resides in her magic travelling wagon no longer really performing due to everyone around equestria still hating her....
Fuck it must be raining here or something...
>>30382374
No. Dykes can't breed on their own. Therefore they shouldn't be allowed to raise children.
Now watch this
>>30345718
Next time post a picture that actually has lesbians in it.
>>30380016
I want to see more evil Sunset sexually bully other women.
>>30401757
Please, we all know Discord is too busy cucking flutterfags
>>30407345
Sauce? Thanks Anon
>>30408220
http://shinonsfw.tumblr.com/post/161599432324/i-love-this-couple
>>30408718
Thanks based Anon damn I love this artists work.
>>30379806
They paid the highest price for their love tho.
>>30349700
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/230072/twilight-sparkle-of-the-royal-guard
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/260317/twilight-sparkle-of-the-royal-guard-the-rising
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/144198/long-road-to-friendship
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/234937/fractured-sunlight
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/3479/the-games-we-play
To name a few.
>>30411511
Normally I hate alternate universe stuff and OCs with a passion, but dammit if royal guard and royal guard rising aren't some of the best fics I've read. Also just went back and read games we play, I'm glad it still holds up and wasn't just nostalgia. Still hits too close to home sometimes.
>>30413570
Sunset really needs to turn off her swag. She's building a harem like no one's business.
>>30415705
Damnit dash you should be looking at that tight wet flutterpussy or crotch tits jiggling while trying to stay balanced
>>30349700
Probably Fractured Sunlight. I was absolutely entranced when I first read it in February last year, since I was new to the fanfic scene of the fandom. (Still feel like I am.)
Bump again
>>30417646
>>30418021
What's going on are we dying? I would post images and contribute but I'm on my mobile so have fuck all to help except the ability to bump, 3 times now...
you are the hero we need in this dire times
>>30418544
The movie trailer is out, so the board is moving faster than usual.
And call it a hunch, but I'd wager people ITT have an above-average interest in the show, seeing as they're shipping actual characters.
>>30418598
Oh shit the trailers out damn I've been at work and just finished boy I'm getting home and watching that shit
>>30418598
Yeah, thats about the jist. I'd have another part of trixiextwidoll up if I hadn't been shitposting and reading these fics you guys keep recommending.
>>30350885
>>30367466
Someone draw Starlight and Sunset as Chloe and Max
>>30413613
Would a dykeshit harem story best go here or in the harem thread?
>>30422525
I mean, as thirsty as everyone in here is, shouldn't be too hard to hazard a guess
how many hours of adrenaline-fueled sex did these two have after the mirror fiasco?
>>30422551
Are thirsty generals necessarily the best place to write a green for? I've seen some of them obsess over a writefag to the point of being uncomfortable.
>>30422661
Well, it ain't a hivemind in here by any circumstances, but most folk in here are chill. Also, with just girl kissing as the theme around here, there isn't enough to get autistic about, let alone hound someone about greens. I thought slave general was like the only real shitshow of those kind of people on this board.
>>30345718
Hey guys, is it wierd that I want to be a mare?
Like I'm a guy and I'm happy being a guy
But if I could be reborn as a pony I would rather be aard than a stallion
>>30423260
Just be careful you don't end up like Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze
why is raridash the only ship that decent artists support?
>>30422908
Back when lewd sleepover existed those fags would latch onto their writefags and chew on their necks
>>30436911
What's wrong with her face?
>>30431806
To this day, I still can't decide which Twilight would be the best love interesting for Sunset.
>>30433879
>big boob adagio
>small boob fluttershy
This triggers my autism but I find the ship cute...
>>30439176
Why does it trigger you? That's personally the proportions I prefer for them
>>30441831
What is going on in this gif, and why is it so hot?
>>30441867
https://youtu.be/IJZ-W6k5njs
>>30441899
So close, yet so far
>>30387806
That's super fucking cute.
>>30437763
The first one.
>>30445350
Will scooterloo ever fly is my question?
>>30446479
Probably not
>>30432536
Are writefags kill?
>>30450806
No sweetie belle don't do it, your sister has probably had every stallion cock and mare tongue in equestria in their!
Did the human girls sexually experiment during that sleepover?
Page 10 what is this madness!?!?!?
>>30454567
The guys who actually make content for this thread are busy, hence less interest to come here.
>>30441899
only in her dreams, sadly
>>30451372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5YfYtZ32d4
>>30457126
Man, that's some old shit right there, thanks for the season 1 feels anon, I'm gonna go cry into some ice cream now.
>>30456850
Fuck you, whoever included Fluttershy's brother in this.
What do you guys think of the homo horse threads?
I think they're fucking rancid and need to be perm ban anyone who's ever posted in there. But I want some other opinions.
>>30463043
>>30463043
After glancing through it, they seem to be what we would if we had more activity
>>30463071
Makes sense. HH is filled with a bunch of gay guys, Lesbo is filled with a few straight guys and maybe a girl, so natural it has less contenders.
>>30463067
Yeah it was really edgy.
>>30463118
This place might as well be called lewd hoof holding general. It's slow, but it's a nice place to get good cutsy risque shit. Plus a good green or two. Still waiting for them horse kisses Harkness!
>>30463657
>lewd hoof holding general
I'm ok with this name
>>30464670
I'm sorry, writing is hard and I get lazy. This is all new to me. Should have something by the weekend though.
>>30462378
That's... new.
>>30466562
I'm just busting your balls man, take your time
>>30466592
More like old as dirt, that blog was like part of the first wave of ask pony tumblrs
>>30468693
https://youtu.be/6xs9voohrkU
Is this gay?
>>30473645
Is pupper a grill?
>>30473645
I see eyelashes, that's enough for me to jack it to
Anyone else get depressed that all your lesbo ships have virtually no chance of happening? Only Lrya and Bob Bon seem to have any hope, and that's only really because of meme magic.
>>30474079
If I got bummed out by everything in fanon I like not being in the show, I wouldn't be able to make it through the day. I'm fine with all the art and fics out there anyway, so seeing "JUST FRIENDS" Lyrabon in the show and movies is fucking a cherry on top all things considered.
Goodnight lesbo thread
>>30473663
would you call your son Winona?
>>30474079
>Only Lrya and Bob Bon seem to have any hope
Aren't you forgetting the bestest of firends Trixie and Starlight?
>>30474079
>Only Lrya and Bob Bon seem to have any hope
Gilda & Greta. I'm almost certain that's the implication with those two.Also the implication of a past GilDash experimentation
>>30475154
>>30475422
That's just fanon stuff though
>>30476271
So's Lyra and BonBon
>>30476333
>
>>30477134
>>30481910
>Not 2-d
You come across an intelligence dossier on Sunset Shimmer, a notorious waifu stealer and leader of a pro-lesbian militant group.
What does it say about her relationship with your favorite pony/human?
>>30345718
Knock knock.
>>30485895
Who's there?
>>30486124
*Slap* Ze Gestapo is asking ze questions!
>>30486176
>>30350877
>I should never of abused your generosity
>should never of
>should of
>>30488414
So is that fic any good? I have a hard time getting into alternate universe stuff, but I liked Twilight of the royal guard.
>>30488464
It actually takes place in the main continuity up until the end of Rainbow Rocks. It's mostly Sci-Twi's background that gets changed. I recommend reading at least the first 2 chapters to get a feel for it. You should know then if it's your cup of tea.
Man, there really needs to be more downtime between green updates. Sucks that our one drawfag is kill.
>>30494864
What drawfag?
Almost time for a new thread
>>30499353
No need to bump dude, the image limit hit. Gonna make a new thread soon.
New thread
>>30500619
>>30500619
>>30500619