Of course I can read...what cha think I am som kinda idjit?

Yeah Rainbow is the dumb one. She never read a book in her life until her friends laughed at her for it.

>>30345059
"Well, no, it's just... you seem a bit slower than the other ponies."
>"AH DUE?"
"Yeah, just a bit."
>"WHALE NAW, thad juzt ain't true, ahm juzt az smard az all 'em other ponies"
"And I feel like the longer I talk to you, the dumber you sound."
>"WHADYALL MEEN AH SOUNDUMER WAIN YUR TAWKIN TO MAY"
"See, like, you're the only pony I've met with that accent here."
>"AH JAWS DOUGH'NT KNOW WHATCHUR GEHTTING AYAT ANAWN."
"It's getting worse--"
>"AHSAYA BATTER GAEYT OUT BAFOR MAH FJEOIALUFDAF"
"Ah, crud, it's retarded."

>>30345059
You know... my heart just melted a bit. This is a really cute promt idea.

>>30345093
I had a chuckle.

>>30345059
Well AJ, let's compare you to the company you keep. You got a party planner. No great shakes there, but at least it's kind of interesting. A member of an elite military team. A bit more impressive. A famous fashion designer. And a fucking alicorn princess. What about you? You run a fucking orchard, and your useless friend Flutters takes care of animals. You two are the worst pones.

>>30345059
Considering she used to live in Manehattan and most likely received a formal education, as well as schooling in Ponyville, no she's not stupid.