CYOA Discussion

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OP is a dumb white nigger.
Here's the actual previous thread:
>>30327872

This thread is off to an amazing start. And by amazing I mean terrible.

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>last thread

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Week Long Vacation: >>30276679
Nebula: >>30308855
Shattered Planes: >>30286467
Fallout: >>30256809

>>30341852
Thanks anon. I try.

>>30341895
>inept just heart two guys
>instead, body anonymous

>little stallion bad
>never sit

>want new?
>actually yeah

>might right

>another idea
>gas shit

>>30340781
Hi Anon! It seems you're having trouble understanding what "satire" is, so let me define it for you.

Satire the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

In this case "satire" is being used to ridicule Cain's tendency to continually stoke flames of shitposting by feeding them the fuel they're looking for. The petrol in the story is a clever symbol for (You)s, and the reflection of a crudely drawn Australian man in the Hijpone's eyes is a topical reference to how this thread often devolves into shitposting about Aussies, whether or not it is actually caused by said Australians.

I hope we all learned something today.

>>30341911
There's a currently unnamed CYOA running in bug, I think.

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Daily dose.

>>30341983
too lewd

post cyoa porn

>>30341983
thanks doc

>>30341895
>fucking qm pony
don't mind if I do

>>30342247
Hey! More updates!

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Simply majestic.

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Qm's who are asking for it.

>>30342547
Shut up, Lis.

Running.
>>30342574

>>30342547
!cuddle Lis
You asked for it.

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>>30342547

>>30342653
than make one faggot

>>30342547

I want to teach Lis to become a real man, via football therapy.

>>30342653
Maybe if you were cool, you'd have one.

>>30342547
I want Lispone to sit on my lap and !brushie her while she moans complaints about her day all night.

>>30342653
I don't have one neither. Just wait, someone will take pity and make you one if you will be patient.

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Mora is a smelly weeb!

>>30341923
>Ironic fagotory is not gay

What's next? Are you gonna say grown men becoming infatuated with pastel cartoon ponies is satire?

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>>30342746
Maybe if you post your name and ask for, you might get one

>>30342772
But that makes me feel weird

>>30342772
>>30342785
This. I am not used to asking for things, it feels bad.

>>30342785
It's not as weird as your mucus fetish

>>30342785
>>30342789
Then you will continue to suffer, because no one will pity you enough to bother asking for you.

>>30342772
I want some free OC please

>>30342801
One day, Anon.

>>30342802
Do we have a design for Pleeny pone?

>>30342819
No

>>30342802
If you want a paperpone, then you need to tell me what you want it to look like.

>>30342834
Choose my OC.

I'll accept it

>>30342802
Thanks for not having weird issues, Pleeny.

>>30342846
I heard he wants a pony who's legs, body, ears and nose are all massive penises

>>30342859
Please don't project your small penis complex on my OC, senpai

>>30342846
I suggest you mashup all your MCs.

>>30342547
Paper Photoshop Flowey

>>30342883
That's a good suggestion

>>30342846
I don't really know enough about you to make you one from scratch like that.
Give me some preferences, or suggestions, or something, like your favourite colours, do you want a dick or not, talent suggestions, species preferences. Do you want it to look cute, or cool, bookish nerdy, etc.
Stuff like that. Literally anything.

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>>30342901
Combine this...

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>>30342945
...with this...

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>>30342946
...and this.

>>30342945
>>30342946
>>30342950
This

My slut bate coffer is empty and in need of fresh slut bates

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>>30342967

>>30343009
This is now my OC. Donu steal

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>>30342950
>>30342964
>>30343017
There was a chunk of hydra missing from the last one.

>>30343009
That... is kind of horrifying. I was picturing more like a scaly pony that is yellow, pink, and blue.

>>30343023
I repeat myself. Donut Steal

>>30343024
I thought about shoving Harmony's wings on there somewhere too.

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>>30343024
Perfect then, isn't this the am who unleashed the foot monster on us?

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>>30340596
Hey babe watchadoin

>>30343047
It look cool with some big wings in the back, and a Pleeny seal of approval around it. Pretend I edited it to look like that, cause I can't right now.

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Oh, right. I was wondering why nobody had posted yet...
Give and Take now continues!
>>30343014

Through the Shattered Planes: we onsen episode for one post: returns!

>>30343464

Blue Fast is Blue Trash

>>30343596
I wanted to make a joke about Darkest Hour spam but I have no Idea if they even have any blue ponies.

>>30343621
Nice blogpost.

>>30343621
Please don't do that. I would rather my favorite quest be remembered fondly.
>>30343690
Is blogpost just an empty word now?

>>30343710
Nice blogpost.

>>30343710
>Is blogpost just an empty word now?
Considering >>30343718 I think you may be right.

>>30343621
>>30343710
>>30343772
>I wanted to do thing but nah
>in no way contributing
>not answering a question or asking one
>not explaining anything
>not posting content
>post is about self
>not a blog post

>>30343710
>>30343772
It's not an empty word. It has a very clear meaning. Nice blogpost means "why the hell are you mentioning this? It's completely pointless and nobody gives a shit."

>>30343718 was being facetious.

Chooser a loser.

>>30343982
I agree.

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>>30343982
>>30343996
Now you've done it. She's getting the BIG strap-on out now.

>>30344027
Having to use fake dicks because your real one isn't big enough just makes you more of a loser, Chooser.

>>30344039
You must really want a sore anus anon.

>>30344044
His fetish no doubt.

>>30344044
She can do whatever she wants, but she'll still be a loser. Inside, and outside.
Ruining my perfect ass won't change the truth.

>>30344071
Your ass is like, 9.3/10, at most.

Choosie has a saggy ass

>>30344129
I agree.

Oh hey fallout quest isn't dead.

>>30344361
Damn. Let's cut its rations and check back on it in a couple of days.

>>30344361
I have never played a fallout quest. Those tend to get prety edgy right? Maybe if a new edge comes in we will shut up about Darkest Hour. I doubt we would talk about the edge of the fallout as much as we talked about the dh edge.

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Hey! Hey look here! Look at those dots!

>>30344708
Spoopy

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>>30344723

>>30344767
Ya got me.

>>30344777
It's like the whole appearance of it changes the moment it is finished. Looking at it again I guess it is just because you focus on the moving part at first.

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>>30344777

>>30344910
I don't speak Russian. What's it say at the end?

>>30345003
Comie propaganda probably.

>>30344708
>this is ok
>posting important news for a card game several people here play is not.

I am tempted to start posting news for an actually good card game out of spite.

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Angel Quest when?

>>30345087
>implying magic is not good.

>>30345087
That image is okay. Discussion about MtG is okay. Bitching about either is okay. It's fucking 4chan. You want to post about MtG you go for it, but you don't get to act pissy if someone else doesn't like it.

Ravnica is best plane all hail the firemind fight me faggots.

>>30345087
>news about some gay yugioh cards
>important
Those dots are real news. Did you even watch the gif? those things are fucking amazing.

>>30344039
She can summon up a +10 marepenis once a turn, you're just not ready for that.

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>>30345003
I was curious, so I tried picking it apart and typing it out.
According to the horrible Russian I cobbled together from ten minutes of Wikipedia and Google Translate, it means this.

>>30327656
>imgflip

>>30345578
>responding to a post in a dead thread

>>30345578
That reminds me
>>30326558
I feel like that applies to his quest more then his art.

>>30345601
I said I was going to come back and talk about something but I forgot about it and only noticed that watermark when I went back to find my post.
>>30345607
See
>>30327656

>>30345623
>responding to a post in a live thread

>>30345607
>Being this much of a fag

>>30345623

Okay. Next time you want to make a post like this, stop and ask yourself; Does anyone care? Should anyone care? Does this post add anything constructive to the thread?

Defending a decision made in a previous post is none of these, because this is an anonymous image board where identities are not persistent. No one cares if you said something in a previous thread, because no one knows (or cares) who you are unless you're producing content for the thread. You are your post, a self contained entity with no ties to the past or present unless you need there to be. And there doesn't need to be in this post.

Please be mindful of this in the future.

>>30345684
Jesus fuck anon all he did was meme about watermarks.

>>30345684
Where does this idea of explaining yourself is an afront to anominity come from?

Hey guys, I'm having problems with my pet Hijipone I got about a week ago. I did my research beforehand and gave him a ski mask and an old pillowcase for a sack to make him feel comfortable. The problems is that he is lethargic and refuses to eat his memes. What am I doing wrong, /cyoag/?

>>30345781
Did you try turning him off and back on again?

>>30345786
The problem is, he's turned on now and won't turn off.

>>30345781
Billy him.

>>30345786
No, but I heard I should try feeding him billies. Is that a good idea?

>>30345797
Give him some suk Once he finishes, wait a bit, then show him some memes in bikinis.

>>30345806
That can also work.

>>30326590
Thing is there is only so much detail you can put on a pony and the threshold for that is much lower then the objects he works with. At some point he needs to decided if he should cut back on object detail to fit the limit of pony detail. Personaly I would prefer if he choose to keep his objects detailed and not care that the horse will always have less detail but it is ultimantly a choice he needs to make soon.

>>30345829
I forgot to mention. The exception there is obviously when working with muscle monsters and fatblobs.

>>30345829
>>30345845
Okay, we've got responding to a post in a dead thread, defending someone who doesn't need defense, an extra post to clarify your position, some grammar errors, and of course the artist you are talking about himself.

Anon, I disagree with everything about you.

While we're talking about it I heard that it's a bad idea to have an Ineptpone housed with other QMpones, as Ineptpones can be aggressive. Does anyone have experience keeping an Ineptpone?

>>30345924
You're not getting a response on that one anon. Everyone who ever had an Ineptpone is dead.

>>30345924
Yeah, don't keep an Ineptpone. They're shit, and all they do is billy you and your other pones.
They also smell weird.

>>30345924

There is one trick to keeping an Inept pone. Either pair it with another QM pone that it can abuse, such as a Wolv pone or Lispone, or run while you still can.

>>30345924
You didn't hear this from me, but try giving the Ineptpone love. Rumor has it that Ineptpones lash out because they have low confidence stats and feel like they have to billy a lot to compensate.

>>30345995
Shut up, Inept. You don't deserve love.

>>30345995
Inept pls.

>>30345995
I happen to love over aggressive sociopaths; It's such lovable trait ya know?

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I actually wouldn't mind keeping an Inept pone. Sure they can be abrasive and violent but I'd finally have someone toplay Contra, Mario and Team Fortress 2 with. Her telling me that I suck might be what I need to git gewd.

>>30346128
Shut up, Inept. You can't trick me with your propaganda.

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Are there any Morazeebs on the market? Or were they discontinued after that one finger biting incident?
I've been looking for someone to watch anime and exchange creative ideas with.

>>30346161
They were discontinued, but you could check out the dump. You might be able to find one someone threw out.

>>30346161
Yeah, I heard Morazeebs are typically pretty docile. Getting them from a good breeder will really cost you tho.

>>30345781
It's pet owners like you that make us all look bad. You go out and buy an exotic hijipone because it's cute. You dress it up in a cute little outfit you saw on the internet but you didn't even bother to learn proper care and feeding.

Hijipone require a complex regimen of billies for on thing... For God's sake did you even develop a system to keep it busy? I bet you didn't even bother to set up critic playdates with other poner owners did you?

You're going to have that poor thing in a glass 247 by the end of the week.

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Guys, something's wrong with my Lispone. It won't come out of the box I got it in and it keeps telling me it's a bad pony. Now it's smoking and acting out... I don't even know where she got that eye patch. I'm scared.

>>30346320
Give it some billys. Lis pones are prone to billy addiction, and will billy themselves if they don't get enough.

>>30346320
She's just going through her dark and politically incorrect phase.

>>30346320
Try writing good pony on the side of the box.

>>30345922
>and of course the artist you are talking about himself.
Does the artist he was talking about somehow invalidate what he said?
>>30345829
I think it depends on how wide the gap is. I don't mind if the objects are a fair bit more detailed then the ponies but at a certain point it will become too much. I don't think he needs to worry about this until the ponies themselves get more detailed.

>>30346369
This.

>>30346369
It just got out of the box and found its own.

>>30346626
pee on any other boxes within its reach to mark your territory, and write good pone on its new box.

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>>30346369

>>30346664
Now you give the lispone patpats and brushies for being a good pony

>>30346664
No erase good, and write lewd.

>>30346704
You can't erase sharpies, you silly.

>>30346712
Yes you can. You just have to believe in yourself.

>>30346712
You could write "lewd" on the other side, making it "lewd good pony"

>>30346733
That's even better anon, why aren't you QM'ing yet?

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>>30346320
O–oh, oh man. I should have waited for all those responses, instead I panicked and went out and bought her an Ineptpone for companionship.

On the other hand.. look how happy she is playing with her new friend!

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>>30347019
>>30347030
Melodramatic Poner soap opera continues.

>>30346841
Although I am one for puzzles with solutions involving unconventional combinations of everyday items, I'd need to practice my artistic and literary skills before I create such puzzles. If it isn't clear and concise, it isn't worth bothering to make. After all, I wouldn't want sturgeon's law to kick in.
That said, I might QM eventually, but probably not.

>>30346664
This silly horse clearly didn't play Threshold.
Ponies don't have rights.

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>>30347046
Closure for Spackles

>>30346161
Be careful if you manage to find one, I lost a whole hand after I told mine I preferred the original dub of Neon Genesis.

>>30345684
Defending something or clarifying a position is not making an identity. As long as nobody knows it was you when you start your next conversation it does not matter.

>>30346596
Nice Cainart.

>>30347142
This. I don't know where the idea that if you defend yourself it fucks anominity comes from but It is [absurd]

>>30347176
>[ ]
You from the press? I don't talk to reporters.

>>30347293
It's a joke. A few months back we had people screaming that everybody using the word was the one person.

The word was a joke anyway >>30345684 is indeed dumb.

>>30347309
Well no. It is the word I would have used anyway. [] was the joke.

>>30347324
I should clarify
>>30347309
Was me.

that is another joke about the current situation but also true see.

>>30347309
A. I know.
B. No, it not dumb.
C. Where it came from is everyone who's been trying to help posters understand how to use 4chan since the beginning of 4chan.
D. You're not going to change site culture no matter how hard you try.
E. Learn how to leave your ego behind and write for the site, not to project your ego onto it.
F. We're not doing this again.
G. I'm dumb for even getting this far.
H. Can you stop instigating arguments and just have fun please.

>>30347385
This

... I'm not dead, side projects/life/job getting in the way.

EWE's on hiatus until I can find a good time to bring it back.

Worst thing is I don't know if I'm going to have the time for it anymore, we'll see.

>>30347309
>A few months back we had people screaming that everybody using the word was the one person.
I wish this "people think that everyone who does something is the same person" meme would die out.

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>>30347584
You always say that.

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>>30347664
You always say that I always say that.

>>30345684
That's stupid. If knowing some other related thing was made by the same person would help understanding of something it should be pointed out. Problems come if you link old arguments to new ones.

Anon was kind of silly to do the watermark meme considering the scorn it would have caused I will admit. If you are just bitching that he linked his own post from that thread instead of the one that started the discussion then I would like to point out there was extra info in the post he linked that helped understanding of the new post.

>>30347573
Good luck.

>>30345633
>responding to a post

>>30348066
>posting in /cyoa/

are you satisfied with your job that you are employed at cyoa?

>>30348158
No horse, no capital, no comma, no answer.

>>30348163
At least he put a question mark.
Also fuck question horses.

>>30348205

>Fuck question horses.

Too far.

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>>30348218
I want to fuck this question horse in the mouth
I could not find the image I was after so have mfw I cannot find the image I want instead.

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>>30348218
Agreed. Just for that I'll never answer a horseless question again.

>>30348277
Shit. I created an enemy.

>>30348158
I get to help feed thousands of people every single day so that is rather satisfying.

>>30348310
Stop trying to push this fucking iFag has empathy meme faggot.

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Hey, I just noticed that the 11-54 fan art section on anonpone is seriously lacking. Post rare PBs and Mints so I can upload them.

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>>30348381
This could probably go in Entrapment while I'm at it.

>>30348310
So a shitty fast food job then?

>>30348317
What makes you think it is iFag? Why are you so convinced he lacks empathy?

>>30348647
He works in a slaughterhouse. Who else in this hellhole do you think might handle that much food.

As for empathy I think I can trust the word of his qm on that.

>>30348158
It's full time job that's somewhat well paid (leaves me with about 1000€ per month for food/leisure after rent/bills) in an acceptably interesting field with nice colleagues and it's nearby. Could have been much worse. Like my last job. I miss my lazyassparttimejobstudentdays though.

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>>30348664
>he trusts War "exaggerations and fabrications" lock

>>30348310
Oh fuck I accidentally only sent half this post. Pretend I added "although I sometimes wish I had something that allowed me to cyoa more" at the end of that
>>30348484
Nah I work at an abattoir. Every few seconds I do my part of processing a carcass that goes on to feed several people.

>>30348690
See told you faggots it was iFag trying to make himself look empathetic.

>>30348735
Who fucking cares. You don't deserve a question mark, fuck you.

>>30348677
You must be the one who made the Hi "furry booty is my Civic duty" Jacker nickname, huh?

theyre great, keep it up

>>30348789
No. The only two I have ever made are that one and Lars "hits the wall and makes Steven cry" barriga

I feel like I am getting worse at reading zalgo text. That or the zalgo is getting messier.

>>30348811
Well some qms make their zalgo messier then others. It is possible you are slowly becoming to dumb to read it though. I think there are a handful of websites that can translate it backwards.

>>30348802
>Lars "hits the wall and makes Steven cry" barriga
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93057791/#93083354
What the fuck has happened to /co/ that this only got two responses.

Oh hey the fallout cyoa started up again.

Does not interest me but I hear it has promise.

>>30349052
Running, for realsies this time.

>>30341826
Wrong previous thread faggot.

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It just needed basil.

>>30338738
I think that defeats the point of one space quest fucking another.
>>30338751
I am not sure Kokua could be talked into taking part in a gangbang. He is too shy.

>>30349127
>Kokua
That one of the kids? Why you trying to talk kids into gangbangs bro?

>>30349127
>>30349409
Oh you need to fuck right off pedo.

Remember to give your qm a daily dose of billies for optimal performance

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Inept pronounces memes as may-mays

So I was looking for a QMpone, but I am a busy man. Which of them is low-maintenance enough?

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We need some more fresh Griffbutts, this one is getting stale.

>>30349988
I you want low-maintenance you should go for a shitposter pon /spoiler]

Hi, could I get all the pics we have of QM butts?

>>30350031
But Anon, shitposterpones are retarded. Retardation requires care.

>>30346320
>I'm already a billy.

>>30350228
I'm an artist, you just don't understand my brilliance.

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>>30350197

>>30350447
Even wore, I can't afford an artist. Come on, there has to... wait, maybe bathpone?

>>30350639
worse*

>Qm of fallout quest finnaly returns
>thread dies

>>30350665
Nobody cares.

>>30350677
Jokes on you I care.

Let's see some corruption in the next Haymaker.

Or maybe recruit the changeling into our team. Ironically they seem very inept and probably easily manipulated.

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>>30350665
I was sleeping and could not bump the thread, blame the Australians for neglecting their duty to shitpost outside /cyoa/

>>30350868
Yeah sorry my bad. I just posted my suggestion and assumed others posting theirs would keep the thread up.

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>>30350639
Have you considered a Doxling. They're very well tempered and very affectionate. You can get one from the pound for free.

>>30350697
You're a nobody.

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Post characters who made their quests bearable.

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>>30350976

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>>30350976
Post characters who elevated their quests from good to true kino.

Still the best daughteru.

>>30351031
HA HA your qm went insane.

>>30351040
Anon, all QMs go insane.

>>30351040
It still hurts.

>>30351051
NOW do you understand this place?

>>30350976
you start

>>30350733
Why recruit them when they have their own hopes and dreams to be great? Teach them and have a friend on the racetrack. Hell, send Upstart to work with them. It's the perfect entry level racing position for him.

>>30350918
Look at that happy little face. I'll take a dozen.

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>>30351089
Well this is highly unusual, it seems we're currently out of Doxlings. We had at least a dozen here a few days ago. No worries, check back in about 8 hours, we'll get to the bottom of this.

>>30350918
Won't they suck my love?

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Heyyyy, there was a new episode?!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k7jdGgfhVJYukxnzjJm

>>30351089
You're that guy who buys that exotic pet and then a week later discovers there's a reason it's banned in fifty countries.

>>30351234
What's the worst they could do? I have a basement they can start a hive in. They'll be fine.

>>30351176
I hope you get more, I'd like one too

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Hey anon, can you do me a favor and bump 11-54 while I'm gone? Here you can hold this cute horse in the meantime, she needs some love.

>>30351460
Shit stained hair

>>30351460
Okay, but she better be house broken!

>>30351460
I don't like that horse.

>>30351460
I like that horse.

Through the Shattered Planes: I waonder what happened to your ghost friend. Returns!

>>30351524

>>30351537
Through the Shattered and the Plains we carry on!

>>30350918
>They're very well tempered and very affectionate.
Maybe, but they're active as fuck. I'd prefer a Craftpone.

>>30351598
Mine won't wake up and he's starting to smell.

>>30351659
Did you remember to dick your doxel at least once a week?

>>30351659
Meh, just leave him until he wakes up. If the smell gets worse, or his body starts to bloat up for no reason, just leave him be.

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A new thread of Big Mare Hero begins, picking up where we last left our big pones:
>>30351669
>>30351676

>>30351659
You didn't try feeding him billys did you?

>>30351689
But he asked for them.

>>30351700
Doxels are allergic to billys.

>>30351713
B-but he told me to tell him I didn't care. Said it was for science.

>>30351598
They go bad too quickly unless you have a freezer to store the body.

>>30351738
Doxels are impulsive, and don't always think things through. Too much billy, and not enough care, is fatal for a Doxel.
You could try giving it some cares, or a fresh CYOA, but it's probably too late now.

Fruity has a fake booty!

benis

>>30351738
That's just his science coma. He'll wake up as soon as anyone nearby mentions character creation.

>>30352081
Wrong

>>30352124
He uses butt extensions.

>>30352110
What does Doxel have a problem with chargen?

>>30341826
is that nyx?

>>30352243
No.

>>30352243
Nyx cyoa when?
Man could you imagine the scorn that would bring down on /cyoa/

>>30352296
Ya know, I think I might have just the right combination of self loathing and contempt for the rest of the board to be the QM for the job. It could work.

>>30352445
do it do it

>>30352445
Would I have to read past sins to be able to understand it?

>>30352296
Oh Oh Oh Warlock should run it.
>>30352445
Or this guy. The Warlock should run it was half memeing.

>>30352445
How bout you just edit all of the cyoa poners into looking like Nyx and call it a day.

>>30352505
Why only half memeing?

>>30352153
Chargen is his fetish.

>>30352525
Because of the current qms I believe he is the best one.

>>30352525
Because it started out as all meme but if it actually got him to run something other than DH it would probably be a good thing.

>>30352548
Funny. Premade is mine.

>>30345284
Russian kids had snake in the very popular nokia 3310 mobile phone at the time, and there was an urban legend that if you are able to do what they did in the gif, there would be a cartoon shown. The more you know.

Sorry.

>>30352554
>DHfags pushing their opinion as facts.

>>30352584
You can apologize all you want, but you'll never be forgiven.

>>30352515
That sounds funny but the Nyx CYOA idea sound so hilarious though.

>>30352587
1. No he fucking didn't. He explicitly said I believe.
2. Even if he had not done that it does not fucking matter. An opinion being an opinion is implicit in giving that opinion.

>>30352606
If anyone cares.

>>30352608
Yaaaaaaaay time to discover everponies fetishes.

You have 10 seconds to explain why the world would be better off without waffles than without you.
In case you agree the world should choose waffles over you to keep, you're welcome on this board.

New Miracle thread and updated Hail.
>>30352151
>>30352434

>>30352561
I do hope Darkest Hour comes back at some point. I somewhat fear it may lose some of what made it special though. In particular I hope it does not discard the edge.

>>30352600
Yes, he explicitly said he believed, making it clear that >>30352587 was making fun of the whole meme argument that you just fell for anyway.

>>30352620
I wouldn't pick anybody but my child's wife and my father's wife over waffles.

>>30352620
Pancakes are better anyway and I make horse pictures sometimes.

>>30352646
I just made waffles out of pancake batter. Your turn.

>>30352659
Do those count as waffles still?

>>30352659
Those are clearly just atypical pancakes.

>>30352665
Are you the wafflepolice or what?

>>30352673
Your face is atypical.

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>>30352692
You know it baby.

>>30352587
You are trying to bait the pasta out of me right? It's not going to work. I stopped doing it when I learnt it was bringing hatred on the DHfags I would not want them to suffer just because I am sick of the bitching over Darkest Hour.

>>30352764
If you don't like the bitching about darkest hour, then bitch about the bitching about darkest hour. Less irritating than copypasta.

>>30352764
It's impressive how you can actually make your stupidity radiate out of your posts like that.

>>30352785
>Less irritating than copypasta.
I disagree. The copypasta route is an interesting way to take it.
I don't have the work ethic to keep it up myself though.

>>30351063
you delete

>>30352804
I disagree with you. Pasta is no fun if it gets spammed too much.
I would not mind seeing it posted once every thread though. It is my favorite version of the arnold pasta. Which to anybody who does not know it
https://youtu.be/TcOWMohYTVo

Are there any current CYOAs that you just don't get the appeal of and wish the qm would just fuck off?

>>30352898
Yours and/or your favourite.

>>30352898
CQ

Guys, my Respone will not stop shitting everywhere. I swear he's impossible to potty train.

>>30352925
Dude, go everywhere - fuck everything quests, dude! And get raped lmao!

>>30353003
>getting a Respone
Serves you right, sucker.

>>30347158
I genuinely cannot tell who is the artist of >>30346596 It may well be Cainart for all I know. I think I vaguly recongise the poner underneath the unicorn though.

>>30353097
It's art from Cain's little brother, Bain.

>>30349409
Nah. Kokua is one of the drones. Considering the heat Kahungi is going through I doubt we would need to convince her though.

>>30353003
He's already potty-trained, anon. That's deliberate.

>>30353097
That's Hijiart. I hope for your sake you have been here a month or less.

>>30349988
Get a Tuypone. So far I have found mine has no vices.

>>30353137
It's not nice to trick anons like that, anon.

>>30353142
He is right. Unless you count Mtg as a vice I have none.

>>30353137
He said he want's a QMpone, not cancer.

>>30353137
>no vices
vice, n. an immoral, wicked, or otherwise unconscionable personal characteristic
>

>>30353150
Pride is a sin.

>Went to the dump like that one anon suggested
>All the mora zeebs were either diseased or mutilated
>The only good one was being kept as a junkyard guardpone

What do I have to do to get a damned zeeb

>>30346596
>halbert

10/10

>>30353170
I dunno. He seems a sweet guy to me just a little dumb and we now know the reason for that.
>>30353191
Not really in the sense he has it.

>>30353203
Why didn't you take the guardpone and replace it with one of the corpses?

>>30353203
Put out a copy of Full Metal Alchemist under a box held up by a stick tied to a rope. He'll show up.

>>30353212
That's stealing anon, and that would be wrong.

>>30353217
Brotherhood or the original run?

>>30353219
They probably don't even care about it. Moras don't make good guardpones. They're pushovers.

>>30353219
If you can't answer that then you wouldn't be able to properly care for your weebzeeb anyway.

>>30353209
You must be talking about a different person then. Every interaction I ever had with him was watching him make someone else miserable while third parties begged him not to. The only way he could be a nice person is if he also lacked any sort of social awareness.

>>30353231
They both have their merits anon.

whats with all the serious quests lately. wheres the slice of life ones

>>30353167
Well he has run a couple of minis. I preferred his Hijack of long ride home to Bath's start. Wish he could fucking finish something for once though.

>>30353247
Running a couple low effort mini quests doesn't mean shit. He's still a fag.

>>30353243
Anybody that could become miserable talking to that guy is probably not worth caring about anyway. He is basically a doxel. That or he was telling them uncomfortable truths.

>>30353245
I can't answer a rhetorical question without a rhetorical question horse.

>>30353245
They're not hip with the cool kids anymore.

>>30353252
It wasn't all low effort. I put a lot of work into the op of Hard Vore quest. I need to get around to finishing the epilogue.

>>30353256
>anybody that could become miserable talking to that guy is probably not worth caring about anyway
Way to shit on every single person in secret club who begged him to shut up. He is nothing like Doxel. Doxel tries not to upset people. Ifag keeps talking about things even after thirty people have told him it was pissing everyone off.

>>30353256
Comparing that faggot to Doxel is just insulting to Doxel. They're nothing alike, and if you seriously think that, you're either retarded or delusional.

>>30353271
I kind of feel like the burden of proof is on you here anon.
Ok maybe doxel is the wrong word but he seems more upbeat then most of /cyoa/

>>30353256
There is no way you ever actually talked to him.

Okay, so I managed to pick up the zeeb while no one was looking, but he's just kinda laying around all depressed. He goes limp when I try to pick him up.
Is he broken? How do I fix him?

>>30353285
Morazeebs are very social. He needs a female companion that he can dream of raising a family with to thrive.

>>30353256
>That or he was telling them uncomfortable truths.
Considering what I know of Warlock this seems likely.

>>30353290
Or a male companion that kinda looks like a female at times.

>>30353290
>>30353298

Eh, I guess I could afford a second pone. Which one would you recommend?

What defines a doxel exactly?

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>>30353282
I agree that he is upbeat and I agree that he was telling warlock uncomfortable truths. I was there and I saw it.

Completely irrelevant. He was also making every other person there miserable by harping on the same goddamn thing over and over again. Everyone explained that he was being horrible and he didn't care.

He's an asshole, even if he is upbeat. Pic related.

>>30353305
He is a fan of big hair. Get him a ponk or an adaggio.

>>30353282
He can be upbeat and be a horrible human being at the same time.

>>30353307
Google it and/or lurk moar

>>30353307
Apologizing a lot.

>>30353307
He's more or less a cross between Twilights nerdyness and Plenka's everything.

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>>30353307
Here is an example.

>>30353312
I don't understand. If he was telling Warlock true things why did people have a problem with it?

>>30353356
That looks nothing like >>30350918

>>30353361
It's a changling, you turbo nerd, they shapeshift.

>>30353360
He did it over and over again for a week while people kept telling him that they both already understood his and Cain's positions. They asked him to shut up or at least take it to DM or another channel and he would not. That is why he became only the second person to ever get banned from club. His complete disregard for how others felt.

>>30353378
Wait how do we know that all the ponies aren't doxlings?