711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Legends of Magic #3 still storytimed here!
>>30252902
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" still here!
>>30244810
Pinkie Pie spent most of her trip at Prince Rutherford's side and dealing with the snowy situation, but now that she's won over a greater respect as an honorary yak, perhaps she'll get to know more of the Yakyakistani denizens in time. She loves getting acquainted with lots of potential friends, and think of all the smiles to be seen! Of course, it's a long way off from Ponyville, too, so she might have to make some plans first. Maybe they could visit next time?
>>30336209
Previous thread.
Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
post waifus
th for best girls
How to use fillies to tell time
http://i.imgur.com/FBMtVfO.gifv
>>30340981
>>30340983
Fluttershy is the best pony
>>30340989
Sugar Belle is for creampies.
>>30340997
best at what?
Love the zeb
>>30341004
At being best pony.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13228773/
Posted this in the other thread, but it's polling one of the Waifu Wars ideas.
>>30341006
eww, get that slutty anon away from Zecora.
>>30341007
well she is objectively the worst at flying, and at being the pinkiest pony
>>30341010
how's this work, anyway?
>>30341012
But she is best at taking care of animals like anon.
>>30341015
The coaches or the league in general?
The league is pretty much setup somewhat like the 4cc, round robin with groups, waifus win and top 8 enter a tournament, so on and so forth. All done via a pro wrestling video game, cpu vs cpu.
The coaching thing would just pretty much allow you to adjust your waifu's AI between matches and such. I'd probably only allow the three major behavioral AI switches since they matter a lot.
Post lolis.
>>30341013
>she's had, like, one episode
>everyone just fucking draws Akko and Diana scissoring or some crap
I want my OVAs back. At least Amanda is top tier.
>>30341040
>TFW no sushi mama at all.And yeah, the fan-art sucks dick. Like 5 or 6 pics of Grand Charion in total yet they have endless supply of pretty shitty yuri?
I call bullshit.
>>30341015
Oh, and the babbies highlight video probably shows the general concept in action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GZZC1kdhRU
>>30341070
Holy shit, that was a thing? Now I'm even more pissed.
horsepanties
>>30341080
Horses don't wear panties.
>>30341080
>>30341079
Well, Trigger is going into LWA knowing they're going to make S2 as well.
Hence all the concepts and such for the world that were left by the wayside.
We'll have to see how it does in the states with the Netflix deal while they work on no-budget extravaganza that is Inferno Cop 2.
>>30341089
Well at least there's potential in the future.
>>30341089
>Inferno Cop 2
All the things I don't want happening are happening.
>>30341083
Agreed.
Those horses should take those panties off this instant!
>>30341089
>Trigger is going into LWA knowing they're going to make S2 as well.
I hope you're right. I need my little witches almost as bad as I need my little ponies.
>>30341120
how does sunset hide her horsecock lust in the eqg world?
do you think she ran off to blow a bunch of dudes when she returned to the horse world?
SO
Fucking Ausfalia is leaking two new episodes over the next few days.
and one of them is the long anticipated Apple-parents episode.
shieiiit
>>30341158
G'day cunt howsitgoin?
>>30341171
long, loose and full of juice.
>>30341158
>fluttershys parents were great
>RBDs parents were super great
I have a bad feeling the streak will end with ajs parents. its just unrealistic to expect all of them to be good.
>>30341158
I've got one of final exams on AJ's parents episode air date
But luckily, that exam finishes 10 minutes before air-time, so if I'm quick enough I won't miss it
>>30341180
Well if they are bad at least they're dead so we won't have to worry in the future.
>>30341191
hey anon
hey
hey
anon
heyfuck you
Derpy is a pretty mare.
>>30340814
It's such a shame.
>>30340993
That was a really good movie.
>Today is Ride to Work Day
I'd ride a pony to work. Not a motorcycle though, those can kill you.
>>30341313
Ponies are very safe
Filly does not approve of barbiefaggotry on MLPG.
shit hoarse just can't stop growing on you
>>30341364
okay
>>30341370
Rainbow Dash is a good pony.
>>30341385
She is the cutest pony and probably would legitimately enjoy being around you.
>>30341393
Spending a day hanging out with Rainbow is sure to be a lot of fun.
Sciencebutt!
>>30341393
>buy pony a pony-tower
>they still just play in cardboard boxes
every time
>>30341421
>slutbutt
Gross
look at this happy horse
>>30341393
>would legitimately enjoy being around you
>being around lazy old smelly fat faggot
I don't think so.
>>30341421
I was going to call Fluttershy a -butt based on her cutie mark but just came up with butterbutt which we call her already so I guess it's a 2 for 1
>>30341436
What a pretty blue pony.
>>30341436
what is she using magic on
>>30341436
Such a cute stallion
What is the current pony meta?
>>30341461
Pone level 120
you never really know what a unicorn is grabbing
>>30341461
Applejack got nerfed hard in the latest patch so people are using Pinkie Pie a lot more.
Glimmy is OP pls nerf
Hi.
>>30341474
Just because she's hard-countered by that new strawberry tart doesn't mean she's not a solid pick!
>>30341477
People just need to use Shimmy more; she counters Glimmy really hard
>>30341477
>Put Glimmer in the game to counter Twilight
>Just get an unstoppable unicorn duo
Good job Hasbro
>>30341485
Only waifufags pick Sunset Shimmer. She's nowhere near as useful as the other unicorns and she has all those weird bipedal attacks.
>>30341477
I honestly hope they just remove her in the next patch tbqh
>>30341491
I thought pic related was a waifu-bait unicorn!
>>30341364
Please don't attach Noi to these kind of posts.
I enjoy doug abuse
>>30341491
>he uses Twilight reskins instead of a pony with a unique moveset and personality
It's like playing as Big Mac; attacks come out slower and can be read, but you can play mindgames with feints and delays
>>30341499
Rarity is the pony you play if you want to win all the time.
>>30341505
>he uses Twilight reskins instead of a pony with a unique moveset and personality
Nigga I main Tree Hugger
Would youbuyher?
>>30341529
>11.99
>For something that does almost nothing and you can only play like two mini games with
>>30341529
>strong filly is literally just strong filly
Memes really can be dreams
>>30341529
Why would I pay twelve dollars for a useless ugly meme filly?
>>30341546
She doesn't want you to buy her anyway
Pony too thicc
Stronk filly will be mine.
I liked mobile phone pones back when it was easy to MitM the shop server and you could use a netcat 'server' to get everything for free.
>>30341567
Pony can never be too thiccunless they reach Sundown t h i c c
>>30341572
But that's my ideal level of thicc
>thicc
oh yeah, that's the meme fat people use to make themselves feel not bad about being fat
no wonder mlpg loves it
pony society advancing mathematics
>>30341529
>liza doolots
Shitty name for a cute filly
>>30341529
>$49.99 for a digital pony
She better come out of my phone and give me a blowjob and she better fucking swallow it all too for that much money. What the fuck
>>30341659
Strong filly isn't for sexual
>>30341659
Remember that MLP is for little girls, and little girls always get what they want. If they want stronk filly, daddy will stop at nothing to whip out the debit card and give her the stronk filly.
>>30341659
Why you want your willy sucked by a filly without experience?
"You traded mah farm for POGS?!?"
>ponk gets one of the most boring episodes of the season
why. Do the writers hate her? Or have they just run out of ideas?
>>30341750
It's hard to write good episodes for shit characters anon
>>30341750
I liked it
Are you ready to change Pinkie's batteries?
>>30341750
It was a fun episode at least, unlike the Fluttershy one.
>>30341765
No, you don't
>>30341825
I really did. Did not really care for the yaks before this either.
>>30341659
Stronk filly is pure.
>>30341845
Pure sex, you mean.
they need to nerf unicorns next time they reboot the series.
telekinesis, levitate, transformation, shields, move objects and a thousand other spells all need to be removed. These are boring and make unicorns overpowered
The only powers they should have are shooting lighting out of their horns and healing powers.
>>30341850
She don't have any porn. She is the purest filly
>>30341529
This is kinda disgusting for a game I assume is aimed at young kids.
What the fuck are you supposed to say to your daughter when she comes up to you and wants to buy all of her favorite ponies??
Would your waifu be into your fetishes?
>>30341867
The only reason she has no porn is because we're the only people who like her and we have no drawfags left.
>>30341364
#IStandWithFIlly
>>30341878
She's already a mature, so, that's one down.
>shitposting on the beach with my phone while sunbathing
The future is so bright I gotta put some shades on son
>>30341878
A fulfilling relationship?
>>30341897
why is sunny so busty all of a sudden
>>30341917
because twigs aren't hot
>>30341920
neither are doug people
>>30341920
i mean, did she eat something, or what?
>>30340983
My Little Yak General when?
Filly wants a toy of herself for her birthday.
Is Australia still airing the two episodes the next couple days as far was we know?
>>30341965
Filly *is* the toy.
>>30341970
Today, actually.
Local times:
Ep 12 (June 20):
3:40pm Sydney Time
6:40am UK/Ireland Time
7:40am Central European Time
1:40am Eastern time
10:40 PM (June 19!) Pacific time
Ep 13 (June 21):
3:40pm Sydney Time
6:40am UK/Ireland Time
7:40am Central European Time
1:40am Eastern time
10:40 PM (June 20!) Pacific time
Ah still have trouble admitting that ta maself. Ah’m such a freak. :fluttercry: Ah don’ even wanna write it down. Ah’d like to shut the idea as far ta the back of ma mind as possible. But ah just can’t. Every time ah go out with Sunset, ma eyes just drift ta the bottom o' her skirt an' then down her legs to her shoes. Ah just can’ help maself. It drives me insane thinkin’ o' what nice feet she has under there. An' ah have seen them on many occasions, trust me.
O’ course it depends what kinda shoes she’s wearing. Her casual footwear are not that eye-drawing but that time we went to the beach, with both o’ us in flip-flops – Ah couldn’t stop staring at ‘em! Ah became so rattled by the temptation just ta get my hands all over ‘em while Sunset bathed in the sun. They’d just lay there, soaking in the sun’s rays, getting sweaty an’ occasionally her cute toes would wiggle an’ ah would shriek inside. :pinkiegasp:
Sometimes, Sunset catches on ta ma nerves. She asks if anything is wrong an’ ah assure her that everythang is ok. Ah don’ like lying and well ah’m not really doin’ it, or at least ah keep sayin’. Ah used ta find it so easy ta tell the truth ta ma friends but with Sunset, it’s like alien territory. Ah wanna be honest, but this just isn’t that kinda thing ah can go about lightly. What if she freaks out? Ah don’ think ah can handle that kind o’ rejection. Not from her. Not now.
Shucks, ah sometimes wonder why ah keep a diary. Ah didn’t used ta be so insecure about these things. Guess, Sunset’s done more damage ta me than she ever could as a raging she-demon. Ah’m seein’ her again tonight. We’re goin’ ta the movies and then onto fill our stomachs with a nice meal. We’ll probably go ta Sunset’s after. Perhaps ah’ll be able ta enjoy a night where Sunset’s ten-toed cuties won’t be a distraction. Hopefully…
>>30341999
14 hours until S07E12, and 38 until S07E13.
I'm hype.
>>30341970
>leafs & bogans killed s7
>>30341999
Thanks man
>>30342016
At least S7 has been solid so far
>>30341997
How old is too old to play with your filly?
>>30341999
no links for potential strams yet?
>>30342038
Do we even aussies here? I'm not sure there are even regular Australian streamers.
>>30342048
how the eff are freedomlanders supposed to watch it then
Australian anon here.
we really are the fucking worst
>spam shit about Coco liking it in the ass
>spam shit about Sunset fucking horses
>fillypost
>>30341999
>>30341970
>tfw soon enough the entire anglosphere is going to spoil the new pones
the poles dont count because it was EQG tho
>>30342073
>that face
She is inserting something in her ass again?
>>30342073
Do you guys even have a country horse?
>>30342163
A dingo ate it
>>30342116
That pony ain't right, I tell you what.
>>30341925
A whole lotta stallion jizz
>>30341999
>it's fucking tonight
Aw shit.
i'm beginning to feel like a rap mare, rap mare
>>30342271
I miss rape mare.
>>30342271
rule nombre uno:
never let them know your next move
don't you know that princesses move in silence & violence?
take it from your highness
>>30342279
i miss twily-o's
>>30341010
I have absolutely no idea how that game works under the hood so I can't really tell if that would be a good idea or not.
>>30341999
Guess I'll have to wait till after work to watch those episodes, then.
>>30341999
is it only those two?
>>30342358
Yes, at least for now. After that we'll go back to hiatus.
>>30342335
Push comes to shove, I'd just copy the one post from the faq that covers the behavioral AI.
It's the Cutie Mark Crusaders!
And they're here to help.
>>30342369
that filly just kicked sand in cool cat's face!
I wish I had a filly.
>>30342391
here you go. take care of her
>>30342393
I'm going to brush her mane and kiss her belly. I hope her parents don't mind.
Filly is extra thicc so she needs extra dicc
You wouldn't trepanate a pony.
would you
>>30342416
>>30342416
That filly is a cutie.
>>30340981
Why would Spike assume thatEmber and Thoraxwouldn't get along?
>>30342472
absolutely not
>>30342472
murder him?
yeah.
>I'm gonna leave mlpg!
>Half a day later, remember I have no job, no hobbies, no friends and all I do all day is sleep and read
Hello again mlpg
Do you have a bit of rope
I need it for a thing
>>30342528
Bleach nigga. That gets you to Equestria, not hanging.
>>30342535
bleach doesn't kill you anon.
Bleach is mostly water, therefore we are mostly bleach. Just adding a bit wouldn't do anything.
>>30342528
Are you on welfare or something? How do you get food?
>>30342472
itadakimasu
>>30342556
He probably eats his own cum like the rest of this general.
>>30342556
I've been mooching off my parents for the past six years.
>>30342589
[Shoo be doo intensifies]
>>30342589
this one goes out to all my quadripeds who identify as MARES!
>you will never know what it feels like to pet sweetie and call her a good girl
>>30342642
Do fillies make good pets?
>>30342695
It depends of the filly's willingness to be called pet.
>>30342702
>we're taking dougposting to a whole new level
>>30342528
why would you even want to leave?
>>30342701
Sweetie would be a lovely little catgirlhorse then
>>30342642
Such a good pony.
>>30342702
But Sunset is already a main character on that show
I drew a thing. Remember when the slime ponies would tell us to work on out art? Good times.
Also holy fuck, drawing with markers on a vertical surface is hard.
Where do the yaks shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZR9EJudTA
>>30342778
Griffonstone
BUY ANOTHER TREEBRARY, YOU RICH PRINCESS MOTHAFUCKA!
>>30342764
they really do look very similar
if shimsham was a bit more confident their similarities would be even bigger
>>30342797
What did the hoof say to the face?
>>30342774
This one?
Also good job!
>watching anime
>>30342528
Well, then think of something to do and THEN leave MLPG.
Albeit, given your schedule, it probably wont even be necessary as you'll have plentifuly time for both.
>>30342835
>>30342835
There was an older one with slime Pinkie Pie. Or was she wanting us to work on our projects? Which was overlap for a lot of people.
I remember in a continuation of it Batman showed up too to help reinforce that Anon had to do it now, and Pinkie leveled with Anon and told him to just draw a Pinkie Pie so they could all go home.
>>30342844
>Not watching anime.
>>30342861
Oh, now I know which one you mean
>>30342844
>implying pone isn't basically an anime
>>30342903
That's the one!
And here's the Batman one.
>>30342979
The vodka enema seems like a good idea.
I don't know if I'd want to die in the freezer.
Although it would mean a lot less clean up... Maybe I'll just do the enema in the tub and die in there?
Do-do you think she encouraged them to...
go see it?
>>30342979
that sounds like a very abstract way of committing suicide
Strawpoll's looking decent right now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13228773
But you do know that... well... If I do allow waifu coaches, someone's gonna have to step up for their waifus.
>>30343088
Is ok I guess?
>>30343088
>I know someone who knows someone's wife who told someone that his father works at Hasbro
That sounds incredibly legit.
>>30343154
Well, yeah. Someone said so. It couldn't be a lie then. Why would someone go on the Internet and tell lies?
>>30343088
>it's daapi
>>30343088
Could just be a make-a-wish foundation thing.
>tfw 33°C
I want to die
>>30342774
that's great
now every time you go into your freezer for a flintstones push-up ice cream you'll see those 2 being goof friends
>>30343261
84F here.
But it's the fucking humidity that drains your will to live.
>>30343280
yeah. I've been to places that were a lot hotter yet still pleasant
but here everything above 25°C feels like hell due to the fucking humidity
>>30343261
>>30343280
105F with no central AC
me and my pc want to die
>>30343280
what's this from, the tomoko anime thing
>>30343261
116F for me.
>>30343326
go to bed Celestia
>>30343326
rest in pieces
>body temperature is 37 C°
>says 30 C° feels hot
Explain this, atheists!
>>30343330
AZ fag here
>>30343261
>17C
>Combined with nightless nights
fuck everything
>>30343280
>live in a desert
>go out to visit a friend who lives near Florida during summertime
>felt like I was going to drown from pure air
I'll never mock the term dry heat ever again.
>>30343292
Same, man. 85 degrees and not even sweating during a nature walk.
But here. Fuck here.
Actually, that makes me wonder.
What's the weather like in PONYVILLE SUMMER?
Equestria is approximately North American shaped, sized and positioned, right? And Canterlot is like Des Moine, Iowa and Ponyville is probably some shitty little village with three streets.
So Iowa...
Yeah, Ponyville would suck. "What's air conditioning? Oh, Is that a spell?"
...Can you imagine the smell at the marketplace at high noon?
>>30343339
It's 36, actually.
Your body is a biological factory running at 36 degrees celsius. If it's too hot outside, your waste heat pushes you over the limit and you start sweating.
>>30343353
I love KotH's commentary on arizona temperatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
>>30343359
is this you randumb?
>>30343360
humid air is the worst. in summer your sweat doesn't properly evaporate and you overheat
in winter it freezes you to death
>>30343368
It's really not that bad. The worst thing is the wind. It's not a cool breeze, It's a fucking blow dryer.
>>30343364
>anon begs Celestia to dim her sun every single day
>>30343373
Or Nasse.
>>30343390
>wanted to see what all the fuzz is about yesterday
>start the first episode
>that fucking animation quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeq2M6_sJP8
>>30343278
I like those ponges
>>30343373
Alaska, anon.
>>30343396
The show is popular for a lot of weird reasons, and it's directly responsible for reviving a lot of old memes in nipland.
>someone's mobbing me for vlc on another board
>cannot post the vlc pony in reply
gr15 was a mistake
>>30343396
The animation is bad, but the rest makes up for it in my opinion.
The soundtrack is great, the characters fun, the setting interesting,...
This thing has a good reason to be the biggest show in Nipland since Madoka. In spite of the no-budget animation (I assume you've seen the savanna driting? Always cracks me up), not becaue of it.
>not pony
>reading a good story
>writer decides to throw in clop scene
>I've read so much clop that it disinterests and bores me now
>the very fact that the writer decided to include clop makes me completely disinterested in the story
>the "character doesn't take hints on literally anything and is clueless to anything sexual" cliche makes me fucking rage
>mfw
>>30343426
>>30343426
They are top-tier. The only reason they didn't win "Best Best Friends" last year is because they took a year off to give others a chance.
This year though, they're taking their title back.
>>30343460
you're not a pony Celestia
>>30343434
stop using vlc DWK holy shit
>>30343460
>>30343471
Shit. Pic didn't go through.
Remember: July 30th is Friendship Day.
>>30343466
Why are you posting le bullshit gnome
>>30343479
I'm not DWK. At least then I'd make money while being bullied.
>>30343482
There are some great best friend pairs and groups
they do take the cake though
>>30343460
I don't think I understand, Celestia..
>>30343498
that ball is a metaphor
Would you let a stallion be your catamite?
>>30343482
>my birthday is friendship day
Horray.
Does Celestia's power get stronger on summer's eve or on friendship day?
>>30343517
I'm sorry your poner is so sad, Anon.
I could make some kind of empty promise to say happy birthday to you in mlpg so you can have some resemblance of someone caring about you that day. But honestly I'd probably forget.
>>30343535
>summers eve
>>30343551
S-SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>30343517
pic related
>>30343535
Summer Solstice.
Friendship Day is Twilight's. She can feel the friendship coursing through her body that day. Literally a raging princess boner all day.
>>30343575
please don't stuff my butt with your bad dragon collection
>>30342824
Boop!
We're getting those Aussie episodes today, right?
>>30343595
Yes. ~10 hours left for the episode.
>>30343580
>Bad Dragon
Of course you would only expect the best.
Jokes on you, we're Doc Johnsoning.
>>30343603
I'm excited for pone
>>30343606
>putting stuff up your ass that's not a silicone horse donger
Might as well just fuck yourself with a zucchini or some random vegetables in the fridge.
>>30343615
So am I.As long as someone streams it.
>>30343616
>zucchini
I mean, we could do that too.
I'd rather we the cucumber though. It's got those nice bumps on there.
/3dpd/ is that way
there's a reason nobody uses it too
>>30343670
I miss Pantyanon
>>30343670
Sorry. The tangent was getting boring anyway.
>>30343673
Pantyanon was the shit.
Trapanon couldn't even compare.
>>30343685
What about that guy who posted his pierced balls, you think he's still around?
>>30343702
Nobody has posted there in years so he might have died for all we know
>>30343685
Who was trapanon? We had another trap?
>>30343719
I don't know what you were expecting this time of day.
>>30343725
Some nobody who tried to challenge panty as the queen on /3dpd/. Recorded with a potato, dumped a few pics and never really did anything interesting.
>>30343742
It's like this 24/7, although it is the middle of the damn day so I would assume at least some people would be busy doing other shit.
>>30343753
>expecting NEETs to be busy instead of being a bunch of fucking degenerate subhumans
>>30343766
that's a good point
>mlpg traps
I don't want to believe this. I will NOT believe this. You guys are fucking gross.
>>30343753
Somebody's gotta work the day shift.
Although I'll admit, out production quality has been spotty at best lately.... this year.
>>30343766
It can't ALL be neets. I'm here more than is healthy but I still have shit to do. Even neets gotta clean up every once in a while.
>>30343726
>>30343788
You don't want to believe there was someone that camwhored for MLPG? Pretty sure people even bought him stuff.
>>30343311
I'm sorry for you
When new pones?
>>30343796
>>30343842
9 hours.
>>30343788
hownew.ru
this place has always been dicks: the general
>>30343872
I remember a time when futa reigned supreme and it was glorious
>>30343878
Didn't say I liked it, I was just letting him know.
>>30343878
>the time when people wondered what MS futa would look like
Well I camwhored for a bit and it was fun. The problem was that the people were too vanilla.
>>30343504
Ponies just enjoy playing with balls
>>30343914
MLPG went full /soc/ often. I still remember what Rei looked like
>>30343935
I saw kraut once, he didn't look too bad.
Hope rei has lost some pounds in the last years.
>>30343935
>>30343947
>we still don't know what Reu looks like and why meeting her turned Terse gay
>>30343985
I just imagine a cute ant girl and Terse just wasn't ready for that
>>30343935
Someone post the collage
Someone post the Rainbow Dash.
>>30344093
>>30344093
>>30344093
get out of here rainbow dash
>>30343798
>>30344187
what a deviant
where did minisuitcase anon go?
>>30344275
Bus finally got him
>>30344110
Dash has such a great little but with tiny marebits
I want to touch it
>>30344168
pegasi are a MENACE
>>30343368
desu that's more like las vegas temperatures here
>i need to take a picture of something outside
>miserable after taking a picture for two minutes
>hey lets go skate
>miserable and haven't even done anything
109F at 7% humidity
So that map can give friendship missions to ponies other than the Mane Six, what kind of possibilities can come of this?
>>30344297
Dash is very sensitive about her tiny marebits.
>>30344337
Glimmer gets to do stuff and we'll never have an episode about the CMC being called by the map to solve a problem outside of ponyville
>>30344435
ENOUGH ABOUT THIS MEME SHOW
THE ANIMATION IS CRAP
>>30344450
It takes quite a hig dose of shit taste to dislike PSG, anon.
>>30344475
>PSG
what the heck is that
I'm talking about the cel shaded trash anon posted yesterday with animal humans
>>30344450
Are you confusing that style with Kemono friends or something?
>>30344450
>>30344486
what the fuck does what i posted have to do with kemono friends
>>30344450
>>30344486
Dude, I don't think that's even the same show. Unless it actually does have vampires and leprechauns.
>>30344492
>>30344510
twiggles looks like one of them keemoono friends
>>30344510
I think anon is stupid or something
>>30344521
No the fuck she doesn't my man
>>30344486
>what the heck is that
4chan, the anime, basically. Low-effort, innuendo-crazed, completely SFW, pedophilic, chaotic, sexual, fetishistic, crazy, dumb,...And stop shitting on Kemono Friends.
>>30342764
>>30342815
she's actually based on sunset shimmer
creator loves pones
here's some pones by them
>>30344532
is that the panty and stocking thing I heard about
I heard it was shit
>>30344540
they even included a purple unicorn doll in the first LWA
>>30344532
>completely SFW, pedophilic, chaotic, sexual, fetishistic
How does that work? Did you miss an N?
>>30344551
>>30344567
h e k n o w s
>>30344546
It's a love-letter to western cartoons.
Go watch it,pleb.
>>30344575
>>30344563
Almost anything overtly sexual is shown or covereed
>>30344546
It's great, and apparently still popular because you can see a lot of people cosplaying it and merch for it at conventions even today. Which actually surprised me, because I watched it fucking 7 years ago
LewdPrincessesSpoilers
>>30344585
last one
>Kemonohttps://exhentai.org/g/1026757/3943e9361e/https://exhentai.org/g/1057287/5346f7f8fc/
>>30344592
>is shown
not shown
>>30344592
>Almost anything overtly sexual is shown or covereed
I am still confused
is it shown or is it covered
>>30344563
>How does that work? Did you miss an N?
4chan, anon. This board is 100% SFW yet you'll find tons of innuendos, cropped porn, fetishistic greentexts, masturbation advice,...
But, in essence, every blue board is perfectly clean and SFW.
Same with that show. They basically fuck heaven with a giant devilish dick at the end but because it's not drawn exactly as a dick, it's just a massive in your face innuendo that is, well, safe.
>>30344540
That's a pretty neat style
>>30344601
Hey rumble
I've got a treat for you, catchhttps://nhentai.net/g/183812/
>>30344601
>Lewding friends
>>30344620Guro really isn't my thing. Thanks for sharing though
>>30344307
a super menace
>>30344601
>>30344620
Is that some ugly humyn ayyynimee shit?
>>30344636
If it's cute it's for lewd.
>>30344642
Oh, that's just the end story, it wasn't that interesting for me too. But the rest is just pure gold.
>>30344665I saw a better pic where Lion catches the Wolf drawing lewds of her girls but I forgot to save it.
>>30344686
I'll give it a read thenthe rest of those tags got me interested
>>30344711Never quite seen something as well drawn and storyboarded as this when it comes to loli with extreme fetishes, this man is a national treasure.
I SEE THEM
THE BLACK BARS
WE ARE DOOMED
Blue horses are so ugly and bitchy
Who would ever want to breed one of those abominations?
>>30344740Sorry. I'll go
>>30344731You should literally end yourself famalam.
>>30344744Tell me what you think about them tomorrow! Or today! Or whatever. I'll keep an eye out for a spoiler bar.
>>30344750
here's ya horse
Is it loli time now?
>>30344790
Hold up, lemme invite my buddy Chris over.
>>30344790It's burn all pedos time.
>>30344354
I'd sneak up behind her when she's not looking and pinch them
>>30344779
God, is that accurate.
>>30344798
>>30344742
sticks and stones may break pones' bones but words can hurt forever
>>30344899
I love the blue pone.
>>30344592
>because I watched it fucking 7 years ago
I'm not precisely a weeaboo, but is Haruhi still relevant at all? I remember it being big a decade ago.That and Lucky Star were the first animus I watched besides unavoidable shit like Digimon, Sakura and other kid oriented anime.
Is there any good stream for the aussie episode today? It will air in Boomerang, but I can't find anything.
>>30345000
I think Haruhi has fallen out of style despite a lot of people having watched it,I actually haven't, same goes for Lucky Star which I still remember watching a decade ago.What's funny is that I was the same way when I was watching Lucky Star, around the same time I was always watching anime on Toonami.
How many ponies has Discord had over at his place before?
>>30345117Erect filly wings.
>>30345132
They're always stiff, you silly. They still can't control their bodies properly.
Filly wants you to boop her, but you have a full Guard meter. what do
>>30345117
I like to look at fillies, sue me
>>30345198
I will sue you. And then I'll take the bits I won from suing you and use them to hire a lawyer and sue you again!
>>30345000
>I'm not precisely a weeaboo, but is Haruhi still relevant at all?
Not really. Kyoani made so many shows since then the general audience forgot. Plus, it was really, really fucking long ago.
Still has one of the maddest AMVs out there, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tc7MH5ZXbg
>>30345180
I want to stimulate a fillysexuallyby rubbing her little filly wings.
>>30345213
That's bound to get really awkward when she starts moaning without knowing why.
>>30345206
okay but I'm hiring filly lawyer so you're kinda fucked
>>30345217
That just means I have to give filly hands-on sex ed lessons.
>>30345235
Filly is not for sexual.
>>30345221
>when you win the case because your lawyer is cute as fuck
>>30345242
>your honor, permission to approach the bench and receive pets
Spicy
>>30345252
Designated
>>30345245
>Your Honor, this is the 4th sidebar the defense has requested for 'scritches'!
>COUNSELOR, YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SEAT AT ONCE OR I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT
>>30345242
Well yeah, she went to school to study the laws and to do law-like things and read a lot of books.
>>30345240
Background fillies are just too pure and cute.
>>30345260
>THEY'RE YOUR BITS, USE THEM WHEN YOU NEED THEM
>>30345240
Filly is 100% for sexual.
>>30345255
Wife
>>30345281
You are 100% for PONY JAIL
>>30345296
Hey
Aren't you the wanted criminal: the notorious collarer?
https://derpy.me/laHha Game Show Night in about 5 minutes, come and watch.
aw shit
you know what it is
>>30345313
She saw a cute colt?
>>30345309
It is not criminal to enjoy super cute horse accessories
>>30345314
I'm pretty sure scoots likes girls
older girls
>>30345313
I hope that Scoots can awoo as good as Rainbow Dash one day.
>>30345296
We've been over this. Doesn't matter, fucked a filly.
Scootacute.
>>30345326
Scootalewd.
>>30345314
>>30345318
Stay away from the daughter, you fucks.
>>30345333
just try and stop me from takingher out for ice creamand touching herwingers
>>30345333
Every filly deserves a colt and every colt deserves a filly. It's the natural way of life for young ponies.
>>30345340
>>30345345
Cease
>>30345350
Cutest filly!
Birdfillies are cute.
>>30345364
I am sorry but this here is the cutest filly
>>30345404
>>30345404
That's not Dinky.
>>30345404
NOT ANYMORE
>>30345414
Correct, we are talking about the cutest filly, Peach filly
>>30345404
Are you sure?
>>30345422
While peach filly is undeniably cute, Dinky is the cutest of the fillies.
>>30345424
Absolutely. Noi is a great filly, but not quite Peach tier
>>30345419
SCOOTS NO
>>30345404
>>30345414
>>30345424
You lying sacks of shit.
>>30345424
I vote Noi
Fuck I love fillies so much I just want to pet them until their faces come off.
Your favourite filly isCUTE.CUTE!
>>30345468
uh
>>30345481
This statement is true
>>30345484
>>30345484
>>30345481
Trust me, I know.
I would not trust fillies with you people.
>>30345525
the filly fiddlers are really ruining our chances at getting to equestria
>>30345537
>>30345525
There is only like one of those actually here and we all agree he should be remanded to pony jail never to be seen again
>>30345501
Isshe your fave?
>>30345525
Uh, some of them can fly, do magic, and have kenshiro-tier strength
If anyone shouldn't be trusted with fillies, it's fi-..yeah, it's them
>>30345525
Probably a smart decision.
>>30345597
That filly is so goddang tired she's wide eyed and drooling.
>>30345525
The fillies can be dangerous too.
>Hugs, not drugs says the filly as she flushes your diabetes medicine down the toilet.
filly wants a happy meal with fries instead of apple slices
>>30345661
Filly gets what filly wants.
pony drinks the covfefe
Filly tried burying her face in your chest.
It sounds cute but she used a shovel.
Fug the Derp.
>>30345560
Naturally.
>>30345771
>Didn't post the image.
>>30345785
I think I'm missing something here.
dump things on the fillies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMTATn-3EQ
>>30345546
>There is only like one of those actually here
It figures even the homo is delusional as to how many terrible people are in MLPG.
>>30345793You guys don't know how bad I want to fuck this little filly. I want to fuck her more than anything in the world right now. I want to feel her warm filly juice engulf my cock while I fuck her slowly. I want to feel that winking vulva rubbing the bottom of my cock while I slowly penetrate her filly pussy. I want her to try and fly while I"m fucking her so I can feel the vibrations while she's flapping her cute little wings.
In case you didn't notice, I want to fuck Scootaloo so bad. She's my fav.
>>30345803
Looking forward to this
>>30345817
well... scoot is a very fuckable filly
>>30345817
B-Bark?
>>30345771
>>30345817
I like you as a person and as a poster on this board.
>>30345857
>Old Copypasta
>>30345857
That wasn't me, go eat a dick.
Filly Things
Side note on Waifu Wars, at least those paying attention to it, who would actually be interested in adjusting their waifu's AI?
Thing that would happen is that I'd just post the small bit of the faq that's the most important and give you the option to change the behavioral percentages or not.
>>30345921
I'd pump that filly rump.
>>30345949
this art style grosses me out
>>30345963
ECMajor is the king of making cute ponies absolutely horrifying.
He does porn, he should sincerely do horror shit.
Filly wishes to face you in honorable combat.
>>30346032
That means we're going to fuck and see who cums first, right?
>>30346032
The mark of boop is upon her
So be it
I know we're all accepting of pedophilia here but this is ridiculous
>>30346082
nice projection
>>30345948
We gotta find the waifumeisters
>>30346082
Fillyphilia*
>>30346082
>Filly keeps saying 'ridiculous'
>Makes sure to emphasis 'dic' everytime
>>30346118
You're not funny filly.
Your stand up sucks.
>>30346110
Yeah, theoretically these would be September's Groups.
Group A would be: Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Treehugger, Maud.
Group B would be: Dash, Twilight, Celestia, Lyra.
Group C would be: Sunset, Pinkie, Cadence, Trixie
Group D would be: Luna, Vinyl, Tavi, Spitfire
>>30346041
Lewd
Pony doesn't have enough good pony points for tendies
>>30346132
>"I suck?"
>"That's reedickulous!"
>>30346208
Pink piles of shit don't get tendies
Lately I've developed a headcanon that everything in Equestria lives twice as long as we usually think, e.g most ponies live between 140 and 180 years.
Is this weird?
>>30346282
no it makes a lot of sense considering
>>30346282
>Is this weird?
>a grown man liking ponies and unironically putting thought into its lore
Yes
>>30346282
Well, Granny Smith has been around since Ponyville's creation so it would make sense.
>>30346282
Granny Smith is literally over 200 years old.
then how old is Fluttershy?
>>30346332
1 year older than Pinkie.
>>30346306
>>30346327
This. Also, so much show time has passed now and the CMC are still basically the same size
>>30346356
Theyre like 4 inches taller now
they used to be so little
>>30346345
but her butt seems so young and full of life
>>30345260
Saw a lawyer billboard today with emojis
Their love is legendary.
>>30346387
This ship came out of nowhere, but I guess it makes sense since it's pegasus x pegasus.
Never break up with a pegasus, they can find you anywhere.
>>30346074
I she gonna give her the royal eggplant?
filly bought emoji pillows
>>30346451
anon you're drunk, go home to your pony waifu
>>30346387
NOT SO FAST
Filly wants to do a montage.
>>30346466
>shipping fillies with other fillies
Colts and fillies should breed.
>>30346466
Of course she's not fast her wings don't work.
You insensitive jerk.
>>30346208
I've got something tender for her
Colts and Colts should breed
>>30346474
That's how you get Pip.
>>30346466
Fuck off, Comet. I knew you will respond.
Plus, Rumble is a fillyish colt. Scootaloo needs a coltish colt.
>>30346472
What no!?
>>30346489
There's only room for one grey pegasus colt in this ship
>>30346494
He can be with Sweetie Belle.
>>30346494
>>30346498
>not Apple Bloom
>>30346498
Umm no, try again Sweetie. This is your coltfriend.
>>30346498
I thought she was bangin that video game nerd
>>30346503
This CMCxRumble ship never gets any love
>>30346507
>>30346505
As for this, I would never ship Sweetie (or any other unicorn) with a dirt pone.
>>30346524
if I were an earth pony i'd probably want to date a unicorn pony though for access to magic things
filly is wasting her fucking youth with STEM
>>30346498
>>30346503
>>30346524
we need something to usurp the filly meta
>>30346545
We're not going back to the ice cream posting, Anon.
>>30346545
Teen fillies?
Adorable filly scout.
>>30346537
There's no way he could like girly girl and bokukko at the same time.
>>30346567
Thats not what I herd...
>>30346558
I like this suggestion!
When in doubt, stick your dick in the pony.
>>30346558
>>30346578
Best thing about teen fillies is their libido is through the roof and their wombs are ready.
>>30346599
>>30346607
>we wuz rainbowz
Reifythe filly.
Has anyone actually had dreams with actual ponies? The only dreams I've ever had involving ponies involved me getting found out that I watched the show.
The apple cider is made of ponies!
>>30346627
My brain can't render ponies.
I need a new one.
>>30346627
I had one where Derpy appeared when I was walking through some field in what I could only assume was Sweet Apple Acres and the dream destroyed itself.
I had another much more chill one with Twilight, Rainbow, and I think Applejack and I in some kind of hotel room built into a cliffside that was looking out at a waterfall. We had just gotten done with the day and were just chilling in the room. It was super comfy. Then I dozed off in there and woke up in real life.
>>30346578
Please don't contaminate the cute griffons.
Transform the ponies
>>30346607
>spelling sheeeit wrong
>>30346666
Gabby is down to try anything
>>30346684
Like...DDR?
>only potential sign of any Aussie pony I've seen so far is some guy on EqD that's going to try and record new pony on their iPad
Please tell me there's something better in the works somewhere mlpg. A quick look through here and /mlp/ wasn't very encouraging to make me think I was wrong in thinking there's nothing else.
>>30346666
Sorry Super Satan, Griffons are for lewdand horsecock.
>>30346698
Anon, I'm sorry but felines have incredibly shallow vagibers, so taking in pony dong would result in a quick trip to and long stay in the hospital.
poob
>>30346724
And becoming infertile from him literally scrambling your eggs.
pony
farts
>>30346724
Nah, they're magical lionbirds so they can stretch to fit any cock for lewd purposes.
>>30346696
Okay, never mind that post.
Seems like there's multiple Anons ready to record and upload it now if the last few posts of >>30343940 are any indication.
>>30346747
The same could be said of all cartoon females.Except the juveniles. They aren't ripe yet.
Celestia now mandates that all drinking water be fluoridated
Filly is being too bucking smug
>>30346756
Didn't you know? Those juveniles will become ripe the instant they get their first taste of cock, becoming perfect for breeding.
>>30346759
Tell filly she's going to summer school.
>>30346774
Wrong. They must age properly first, otherwise you'll end up pitting them, reducing their value.
>>30346698
Who the hell is Super Satan?
Assuming this doesn't get taken down, I think I found a stram for new pone:
http://derpy.me/xksGB
Filly is adamant that the parakeet would have died anyway, if only because it's constantly flying into the window.
Man, Gabby is such a mary sue
>>30346804
The instant a cock touches their fillybits, their womb becomes ready and eggs are prepared, with their body becoming ready to bear foals. That's how magic ponies work.
>>30346848
You're a liar and a deviant. In clinical trials, this was proven demonstrably false.
I bet you think vaccines give you autism, too.
>>30346815
>literal cam rip
>shit interlacing
You disappoint me, Australia.
>>30346882
Better than nothing. First pony streams were a literal camera pointed at a TV just like this, right? I'd think it would make some in here nostalgic.
>>30346815
>new pone
wait which episode
and when
is it now
Anon, do you take Celestia to be your wedded wife, to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her, for as long as you both shall live?
>>30346890
Comes on in an hour and 46ish minutes.
And it's Discordant Harmony tonight.
>>30346862
You know that those trials are rigged so the doctors can keep all the fillies to themselves.
>>30346896
I do!
>>30346896OLD
ASS
MARE
>camrips in the age of DVR
ugh
>>30346815
Now presented in DingoVision™
>>30346918
It seems like someone in the chat is making a proper recording. This is just for the stream.
Put your trust in the pony!
Put your trust in her!
>>30346913
>>30346913
>>30346913
Finished wrapping up Spring?
>>30346937
I trust that pony can make me a proper Cuba Libre to drink
>>30346558
This
>>30347397
I love Princess Celestia