>"Are you ready to be breed, Anon?"

>>30338179
>to be breed
Shitpost slower, otherwise you got stuff like this happening, junior.

>>30338179
>be breed

Only if you mean metaphorically and there's no tf shit desu. Seapony stuff is okay.

Yes, stuff me full of your hot princess cum, Mommy

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>>30338179
My moral fiber isn't adjusted.

>>30338179
I am above mere sexual urgess
I am above pleasure
Above pain
I am above hate and love
I am above anger and contempt
I am anon
And you re a faggot

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>>30338179
''Yes my queen i will take it like a proud alpha male''

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>>30338179
Anon is not for sexual!

>>30338585
Human are for sensual breeding

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>>30338179

Hmmm... But how? Dont work that way...

>>30338179
Who's gonna be the mommy and who's gonna be the daddy?
is this the part where I have to bend over?

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>>30338179
Yes, mom!

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>>30338601
Finding humans attractive is wrong.
Using them for sexual is wrong.

I want to be a munchkin.

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>>30338886
I want to cum inside munchkin

>>30338179
I fear for the coherence of that letter you're writing if you're using 'breed' instead of 'bred'.

>>30338202
I see what you did there,

>>30338179
BORN READY

>>30338179
>to be breed
>breed
At least use the correct past participle.

>>30338179
Despite your grammar I would totally fuck triplets into Celestia.

"Let's make some abominationsof nature"

>>30338876
pff normie

>>30338179
>Condoms
check
>Lube
check
>Big Muda Fuqing Dildo that is about to be shoved up Anons Ass.
Oh Fuck...

>>30338179

>"Are you ready to be breed, Anon?"

>Celostia looked to you with the sort of lazy half wink that was usually accompanied by, "I smell burning toast."

>You couldn't help but feel bad, and as you watched her mane lag, you were unsure of what to do.

"Princess, as my old friend once said as he sat alone in the bar after being told of the losses and troubles the others had gone through to see him once more, and reflected on the fact that it was this very spot they were supposed to meet at after the troubled times, and yet here no one was but the bartender and a lonely soul unable to continue on in this miserable world of doubt and fear, of worry and illness, _________"No"________

>She looked at you like a mother who's greasy son returned home right after she cleaned.

>"Are you ready for to be breed now, yes?"

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>>30341670
>Pussy toaster

>>30338185
fpbp

I want celestia winking horse pussy on my face

>>30341670
>>Celostia

>>30338179
Yes, get in the cuckshed and I'll get started.

>Horses can't into the past participle

>>30344260

>>30338179
I'm ready for a better thread, but this is what I get.

Weird day.

>>30338179

"I'm the only human in Equestria, Celestia. Of course I'm Best in Breed."

Please be breed me mommy

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>After being around for thousands of years, Celestia finally starts to show aging
>Not conventional aging, but her sentences start to sound more and more broken
>She insists she is still fit to rule
>"A country has be need me, I am of fine."
>Anon has to convince her to retire through lewd shenanigans

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>>30346795
I will make you notice my green faggots

>Day court starts
>"This is can solved by be nice."
>Celestia gives a confident nod and a wide smile to the Griffon relations officer.
>"B-but... Princess? There have been quite a few raids on our cargo trains, and I'm not sure how..."
>He trails off while Sunhorse gazes attentively.
>After a brief staring contest, the officer leaves the throne room grumbling.
>Celestia turns to you with a confident smirk while raising an eyebrow as if to say, 'Did you see that? Nailed it.'
>You sigh and shake your head.
>You probably should not have let her "proving to you I am can princess."
>She had been stumbling through sentences all morning, and showed no signs of getting better.
>Worse, if anything.
>Before she can hear the next grievance, you step in.
"Sunbutt, it's time to stop."
>"What? I have keep smooth day proceedsings!" She fluffs herself up indignantly, preparing for the next pony
>Not on my watch
>Your arms wrap around her from behind, giving you free reign to nibble on an exposed ear
>A heavy shade of red lights her muzzle as she releases a small stifled moan
"No one can understand you. Just let Luna take over for a while; maybe just until you feel better."
>Sunhorse hangs her head and pouts at you, only earning her an annoyed eyebrow raise.
>"I am suppose..."
>You chuckle and scratch behind her ear while leading her away from the throne.
>After the two of you arrive at her chambers, Celestia turns to you with a sly grin and a mild blush.
>"You are being play games of danger in the throne rooming. Are you ready to be breed, Anon?"
>Your Sunbutt wasn't completely out of commision just yet.

>>30338585
Is Anonfilly for sexual?

>>30347456
anonfilly is for the gas chamber

>>30347447
Moar, faggot! Moar!

>>30347447
It's shit ,but take a (You) and continue anyway

>>30348074
>>30347801
I want to continue, but it won't be until later today. Don't let the thread die.

ayo

>>30338179
>rape

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>>30338179
>"Are you ready to be weed, Anon?"

>>30347447
It's really bad, stop.

>>30352256
Can you explain to me why it is bad? I have had people on both sides, and I want to be objective.

Bump for continued green of frazzled Celestia

>>30341488
>big muda fuqing dildo that is about to be shoved up anons ass
>big muda fuqing dildo
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

>>30338876
ORDINARIES BEGONE

>>30353710
Working on it, will try to post by 12

>>30347447

I am intrigued by this and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Please to be of writing more.

>>30347447
>Dawn of the second day
>You awake in Celestia’s bed to find that your breeding partner is missing, leaving you a bit lonely and cold without her pressed against you.
>You assume she has just gone to freshen up and worm your way out of the blankets’ fuzzy embrace.
>You could use a bit of freshening as well.
>Celestia had been a little more enthusiastic than usual, and kept saying things like, “Continuing Anon, this is of adequate~”
>Sheets and pillows were strewn across the floor, many of which would glow under a blacklight.
>Maybe a good night of pleasure and relaxation fixed her speech problem?
>Eager to find out, you rush through your morning routine in the royal washroom before-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Too loud!
>”Anonymous! Our sister is not well!” a voice only recognizable as the princess of the night rings out from behind the chamber entrance.
>You approach the door and grasp the handle only to have Luna slam the door into your face, knocking you onto your ass.
>Blood is running from your nose.
>Thanks.
>Luna’s disposition of worry shifts to one of mild embarrassment as she notices the state and smell of the room.
>Yeah, soak it in.
>Luna collects herself and clears her throat.
>”Y-yes, and we have been! Our belligerent sister insists upon raising the sun, but we haven’t seen her struggle this much since she was a filly! Long did we plead, but to no avail.”
>You turn your attention out the balcony and notice that the rising sun was a bit… wobbly.
“Looks like we need to have a chat with old Sunbutt.”

>>30355088
>The walk through the castle was a short one; you had to nearly run to keep up with Luna.
>You arrive at the courtyard, where Celestia had placed herself in the middle of several rows of hedges.
>The look of strain on her face was obvious.
“Celly, what are you doing out here? I thought we agreed to let Luna handle things for a while.”
>She turns to you with a mixed expression of guilt and resolve, while still maintaining the sun’s gradual climb.
>”I am to be raise the sun, yes? Sun princess?” Celestia turns away to focus on her task.
>You feel a wave of feels wash over you as you contemplate the position you had put her in.
>Without raising the sun and princess duties, she was merely a pretty white pony with wings and a horn.
>To some, but not to you.
“Luna, be ready to catch the sun.”
>Luna deadpans.
>”Anonymous, that is not how it works. What are you planning to do to our sister? Anonymous?!”
>Celestia was, as always, easy to sneak up on, which is probably why her kingdom got attacked so many times.
>You reach one arm around her and hoist her off the ground onto your shoulder, rear first.
>”Eep! Anon, for why have this happen? The sun-“
“Is perfectly fine with Luna (probably.) You need to fix yourself before coming back to this kind of stuff.”
>”I am believe I am to be health!”
“Not even close. I’m taking you to a doctor, and we’re getting you looked at.”
>The Sunhorse’s wings start to unfurl, one pressing up against your face.
>”Someone else could to be looking at me~. You are in aware of my like your assertion~.”
>Oh boy.

>>30355294
I will do one more update tomorrow. I hope I didn't chase you guys off that were supporting.

>>30355318
Keep going fag, its enjoyable.

>>30355294

So Cellie has horse alzheimer's?

>>30355394

>>30355294
go on please

>>30338179
Reversed Fall of Equestria with lewd ponies invading Human World? Yes please!

>>30355466
Or something. It's an age based disorder.