Princess Celestia Thread

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>>30335956
>"THEY'RE RUINING IT, ENGINONYMOUS!"
>"THEY'RE RUINING MY SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION!"

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>>30335956
us fuckeroos in the new horse religion >>30293561 were planning on actually celebrating the SSC.

Praise the sun and shit, y'know?

>>30335956
>same ratty old op picture

Well it was good while it lasted.

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>>30336435

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>>30336513
Yeah, the last image dump with that other picture in the OP was way better.

Stellar contribution there, family guy.

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>2017
>Still not enough Celestia dom greens

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>>30337315
Pretty sure there's going to be more soon cuz of this hottie.

>>30337315
Probably because femdom is shit.

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>>30337508
Shut the fuck up, cocksucker

I want to be Celly's pet

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>>30337508
The best part of femdom is that you don't have a say in it

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>>30337560
Or what?

You're going to get angrier?

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>>30336899

>>30337578
I want to be Celestias personal sex slave to be used and ravished on a daily basis and shared between diplomatic allies and friends

>>30337598
even the guy ones?

>>30337609
No just the females. It wouldn't be Femdom if it was dudes. Cmon anon you're smarter than that

>>30337652
idk there are some sick fucks on this sight

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>>30337598
>>30337652
That's shameful, you actually want to be a living sex toy for all the other fugly mares she's forced to be in contact with for political reasons.

Fucking faggots, I want old /sun/ back, the one that just wanted her and her alone.

>>30337689
I think Celestia would get off on seeing her human fucktoy being used by the other princesses. Whenever a political conflict arises I would be sent as a gift to keep the peace between the nations.

>>30337733
This cuckshit really needs to become a bannable offense.

>>30337740
agreed

>>30337754
>>30337740
No no you got it all wrong you fucking retards. I would be Celestias one true love and sex slave but she gets off on pimping me out to other mares

>>30337761
that's still cuckholdry you fucking mongoloid

>>30337775
It's called swinging you damn summerfag. And Celestia loves to share among her citizens

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>>30337761
Yeah, still shit.

Kill yourself.

>>30337812
You're just jelly because I get the best of both worlds: keeping Celestia all for myself and having the opportunity to fuck plenty of other mares.

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>>30337809
>She likes to watch xDDD
You are at the very least, a change-up from the usual 'I want to fist her anus' shitposting.

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do you fucks ever stop bitching at each other?

>>30337934
No the other Sunfags can't accept that I fuck Celestia on the daily and other mares too because she's gets off on swinging. I've cucked them beyond recognition and they're butthurt

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>>30337315
You might enjoy this. It's not conventional femdom, but it lightly tickled my yandere, mommy, and femdom boner throughout.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/216035/absolute-power

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>>30337934
>some shitbird comes in throwing around his favorite new word he learned
>'ohmiGAWD do you guys ever stop bitching?'

I need to propogate my genes with Celestia

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>>30337596

>>30338072
Would the child be >no hooves?

>>30338134
Yes they would be no hooves as satyrs disgust and infuriate me

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>>30338134
>no hooves
Ew
Gonna borrow the rgre canon: full pony with quirky human traits, like pointy canines or fondness for meat.

I want Celly to peg me

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>>30338873
Faggots, be gone.

>>30338885
It's not gay if it's a pretty mare doing it

I want celestia to cock vore me.

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>>30338937
>>30338995
Quit shitting up /sun/ worse than it already is.

Thanks.

>>30339020
>>30337934
>>30337740
Guys let's be honest here Sun thread was doomed from the start. We sunfags are not allowed to have our very own safe haven without faggots ruining it for all of us. I wish we had more depth, green and content like the other threads. Instead we're doomed to shitposts about impregnating Celestia or being pissed on by her until the thread dies. rinse repeat start over next Sunday

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>>30339263
These threads used to be great. Though that was back when we had a personal mod nuking the shitposting on sight.

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>>30339263
Its in our hands to save it man, create content, drown out their bull and ignore it. Make /sun/ great again.

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>>30339295
I miss that guy, man

I want celestia to rape nyx and use lava as lube.

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>>30338121
look at this cutie 3.14

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>power goes out
>sit in complete darkness for 2 hours
>fuckass nanny state can barely keep power on during first weekend of consistent triple digits
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO MAKE IT SO FUCKING HOT

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>>30340277
You obviously need some more sun, Anonymous.

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>>30340277
who needs electric lights when you have an actual sun goddess?

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>9
You'll cowards don't even praiseit

I want to pet her mane.

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>10
The fuck is wrong with you

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>8

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>>30344426

>>30345873
no

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>>30346019
>no roomie waifu

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>>30346019
Still can't believe someone saved that.
She deserved better than 9000 hours on paint to color her.

>>30346033
>no roomie waifu to make you breakfast with milk and cereal even though you don't have milk in the fridge.

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make way. Best princess coming through!

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>>30347057
HEY MOONFAG!

Nice waifu.

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I wrote a thing in the are you ready to be breed anon thread
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>>30347447

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>>30347564
what the blyat am I reading

>>30347581
My first shrektext

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>>30347564
Celestia greens are everywhere but in /sun/

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>>30349517
That's because of few unpleasant autists that reside in /sun/. You can easily spot them by the same images they post every god damn thread as well as by the filenames. This thread is simply unfun.
Now watch as one of them tells me to fuck off ^:)

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>>30349517
I wouldn't call that a green.

>>30349567
Fuck off.

Post moar celestia pics pls.

>>30350089
Hey at least I tried

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>>30340094
FOR THE EMPRAH

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I want to sleep under her big white wings.

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Sup fags!

Seems your thread is appalling compared to the glorious /moon/ General.

You have time, get this thread together and prevail!

I want to cum inside celestia

>>30351917
>Celestia will never drape her big, soft, snug wings over the two of you like a blanket
>You will never peacefully shoot the shit and whisper sweet nothings to one another as you drift off to sleep after a night of lovemaking
>You will never be lulled into said sleep by the rhythmic, steady thumping of her 10+ lbs heart
>Celestia will never wake you up with a deep, romantic kiss
>She will never say, "It's time to get up, my sunshine. I've taken the day off, let's go spend the day together."
Lucid dreaming, afterlife. One of these need to yield what I need or my life will have been inadequate, even if I succeed everywhere else.

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>>30352184
Peaceful afterlife is not for sinners anon. Lusting after a beast is a sin.

>>30352292
>Celestia
>A beast
>Actually thinking that an omnibenevolent being of love cares if you love a cartoon character
>Not realizing that 99% of the rules in religion are lies
>Not realizing happiness and love is the answer, no matter what form it takes
Come on m8, level up your spiritual beliefs.

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>>30352184
Why live?

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>>30352292
>Celestia
>A beast

Fucking heretic, get out of here.

>>30352385
Because she would want you to be strong, Anon, for her. More importantly, for yourself. Never give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWUCZV9Cy2I

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>>30352742
>this fucking guy

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>>30335956

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>>30352975
you already had an episode you ungrateful cuck.

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>>30353472
>one episode 7 years in
>had to share with poochie
>nurr be grateful
also, you seem to have saged your post :^)

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>"Are you friggin' praisin' it yet, Anonymous?"

>Black hole sun playing on playlist right now
>Chris Cornell died
>It was suicide
No. I am barely equipped to handle the >tfw no Celestia feels, both attacking me at once is disgusting.

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>>30354690
in my head
drown my fear
til you all just disappear

>>30354690
haha XD le ebic post my dude lol! Don't forget to share with your buddies on r/4chan lolz!

>>30354718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUDRU9-HRk
I could put my arms around any girl I choose
But it just reminds me of you
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me
Said, "Boy, you better try to have fun no matter what you do."
But he's a fool

Cause nothing compares

Nothing compares to you

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Happy Summer Sun Celebration /sun/

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Is she a virgin?

>>30357886
She probably went through a few political marriages. I really want to say yes, but come on. Over 1000 years without fucking? She must have.

>30357886
Of course she is. She was too busy growing up to become a ruler to fillyfolly about.

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LET US PRAISE THE SUN

Praise Celestia in Her sanctuary;
praise Her in the sky, Her stronghold.
Praise Her for Her loving acts;
praise Her as befits Her exceeding greatness.
Praise Her with magic from our horns;
praise Her with magic from our hooves.
Praise Her with loud music and dancing;
praise Her with soft music and reflection.
Praise Her with the flash of lighning;
praise Her with the crash of thunder.
Let all who breathe praise our Princess.
Let us all praise the Sun.

>>30357886

No, she is not. But she is very particular about her consorts.

>>30357886
Honestly, you can make arguments for anything.
Either she's a total slut due to being alive for so fucking long, or maybe she used to be, but grew tired of it, and hasn't fucked in over a century. Maybe she's a complete virgin because she never had the chance, then it just took on a life of its own since she never wanted to get hurt with the whole immortality thing. You could make the further, more meta argument that since it's a children's show, and since Celestia is alone, of course she is.
This could go in any direction.

Inb4 her magic powers are proportional to virginity.
Inb4 the only sex she could safely have is true-love sex.

This might be my fetish.

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>>30357886
Haha, fuck you.

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>Summer solstice
>Cloudy all day
Such is life in britbongistan

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>>30358601
>week straight of 104 - 110
I sure do love central california.

All this shit quality air and hot weather just settle in the fucking valley because of the mountains on both sides of us.

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>>30358601
>overall sunny weather
>government is too dumb to do proper rainwater harvesting during winter
>hurr durr don't use water or we'll shut it off
Every fucking summer.

>>30358601
>pones can just control the weather

It's not fair.

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what's new pussycat? can you dig the satisfaction?
well you can't it with you, but you can in overdrive
yeah some like it hot and twist'n
NINETEEN SIXTY FIIIIVE, YEAH

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the longest day
almost 9pm
the sun still shines
praise the sun!

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>>30354690
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/216035/absolute-power

Cornell died?

Godfuckingdammit.

>>30360264
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/216035/absolute-power
>breaking up with Celestia
>not working through all problems and having a God tier millennia long relationship until you both decide to end your own lives together
>not staying together so long that you end up doing some really kinky shit
>not staying together so long that you start having sex with other ponies/creatures without there being anything weird or hurtful about it
>just for a change of pace
And
>inb4 not immortal
Nigga, you're in a cartoon of love and friendship. Go on a 2parter quest and find some nigh-immortality artifact

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>>30360264
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/216035/absolute-power
>Human is named Tobias
Aaaand ruined

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>>30361088
Damn nigga that's a good joke

>>30360777
What's wrong with Tobias? I like that name.

>>30362206
it really isn't

The days only get shorter from here.

>>30364507
unf

>>30364507
muh dick

Where does all that cake go?

>>30365690
"I ate those food"

>>30362366
I know someone named Tobias, can't help but think of him when I read the fanfic.

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>>30365690

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>>30335956
Which is better?

Get $10 trillion

Spend a month with Celestia

Find your soulmate

Kill your enemies and never get convicted

become famous

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>>30366885
I'm pretty sure finding my soulmate, and spending time with her are the same thing.

>>30366888
I thought people can have more then one soulmate.

>>30366888
finding =/= spending time with

checked

>>30366906
normo's leave

>>30366914
this.

>>30366915
no

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>>30366885
I would just to spend a day with her

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>>30366928
Your 'she isn't real' cancer has no place here, kill yourself.

Again, because I know you like to make it a habit to come here and spout off with that faggotry.

>>30366970
He refuse to leave that's all he did anon.

>>30366970
Well she isn't real, faggot

>>30366970
>Your 'she isn't real' cancer has no place here, kill yourself.

I have no ideal what your talking about anon.

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>>30366980
Thanks, you can go now.

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>>30366885
Pretty sure I'd rather find my soulmate. I'm almost certain I'd waste that month with her. At least soulmate would save me from waifufaggotry and those feels.

>>30366888
>>30366906
>Pick find your soulmate
>It's Celestia
>You become famous in Equestria after a couple heartwarming adventure stories with best waifu
>In the process, you end up making dozens of horrific enemies
>All of which you defeat, one by one
>Obviously no conviction because they're fucking batshit
>You steal their collective treasures, which doesn't necessarily total to $10 trillion since that would rape the economy, but still enough for the rest of your now ageless life
>On top of the Kingdom Treasury
>After insanity concludes, marry Celestia
>BEST ENDING
Only answer. These aren't about picking one answer, and getting a shit deal, they're about picking the answer that gets you everything.

>>30367003
Most autistic answer.

>i choose everything basically lol XD

>>30367022
lol u mad

>>30366970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wns_5c03JcM

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>>30367084
Get a move on, junior, their are other waifu generals who haven't heard your good word.

>>30347505
MORE

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drunk

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CAN YOU FUCKING NOT, PLEASE

IT IS LITERALLY TOO FUCKING HOT TO EVEN BE OUTDOORS FOR MORE THAN HALF A SECOND

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>>30368510

>>30368531
I can hear her laugh watching this.

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>>30368458

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>>30368999

>>30368999
what lovely teats you have princess celestia

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>>30369013

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>>30369705

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YEAH DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE THE IMAGE DUMP, GUYS

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>>30370763

>>30371616
Glad that fag moved on and only draws zootopioxyz cancer

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>>30371616

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>>30371950
Fuck off already

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>42 posters
>consistently on page 8
What a crock of shit, there's only like 5 of us left

>>30351917
I want to suffocate under her big white rump

>>30353898
I love this scene so fucking much it makes me cry because all of Celestia's best scenes are so short.

>>30372598
I miss how active it used to be even with our routinely low number of individuals. But that was long ago. I think many people just moved on or lost interest.

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>>30373035
This is why we need to take a weeks break atleast; so the next thread isn't a 2 week slog filled with 'gyehehe I want her to piss on my face lol' spam etc..

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morning, /sun/

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>>30374677
Go away, Twilight