I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
OP is a fag
I want to bash inside Debian.
>>30328114
>Rainbow Dash licks your feet, trying to get your attention.
>You look at her for a few seconds before you slam her head with a baseball bat.
>Her body convulsing on the floor while you fetch a drill.
>She's struggles to get control of her limbs and crawl away while you drill down her head.
>Blood and brain oozes out from the hole.
>You scoop out some of it to make room before you push your dick inside her hot brain.
>About half a minute later you cum inside rainbow dash.
>>30329476
Gross, feet
Suddenly the trashed Dash whimpers.
"Why?" she croaks.
You give her the evil eye.
She doesn't seem to take the hint.
So you poke a screwdriver into her right eye.
That's a good hint.
You don't waste any words on the meat bag.
You wanted to cum inside.
She should be happy she gets to spend her last hours with you.
You kick her in the face, as she tries another question.
Ah, it's good to be giving that fuckface what she deserves.
I want to rape
I want to kill myself
>>30330212
Rainbow Trash never stops screaming.
Not since you fetched the pliers and started pulling out her wing feathers.
They are remarkably difficult to remove.
That's why you need the pliers.
The little shit doesn't even thank you for your hard work.
She just keeps screaming.
At least she stopped begging.
That was really annoying.
Good thing she can't beg without a tongue.
Pliers can be very useful.
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.
I thought you weren't allowed here,
I thought they crossed your name.
And that would be your only claim to fame.
Well, it's a big fat crying shame,
the way you lost your touch.
The soapbox weighed a bit too much.
And all this talking feels like such a waste.
And now you've crossed the boundaries of good taste.
Your only option now's to be replaced.
>>30331596
Her rainbow colored mane sure is one of a kind.
Like a firework it glitters in different colors.
It takes some time but finally you find a lamp with some kerosene.
You carefully apply it to various parts of her tail and mane.
The fire is bright and cheerful.
Rainbow is dull and not very cheerful.
At least it doesn't sound like she's cheering.
She tries to roll over, to quench the fire.
So you grab her front hooves.
Hold them steady.
So the fire can burn peacefully.
Unlike Rainbow "pity-sobbing" trash.
She's not peaceful.
Soon the mane and tail is but a memory.
Leaving huge bleeding burn marks on her body, where it once was attached.
The fire was a disappointment.
You had hoped for some brightly colored smoke and flames.
But it burned just like a regular fire.
You scream at Rainbow trash.
Telling her how disappointed you are, what a disappointment she is.
You scream all you can into her ear that she's a fake.
You hold her head tight and bellow it over and over again.
Perhaps she will finally get the message?
>>30331865
Doing God's work
>>30331865
Filly voices make you realize you're not alone.
"Isn't that Rainbow Dash?" a shocked voice gasps.
You nod.
Scootaloo followed by the rest of the CMC walks up to the blue bag of pain.
"She looks horrible!"
"Did you do this?" Sweetie Belle asks you.
You nod.
Scootaloo kneels down real close to Rainbow's face.
"You always were my hero. I thought you were invincible." she says disappointedly.
Rainbow Dash makes a guttural noise in between spasms.
"No explanation? Just going to let me down?"
Rainbow Dash makes slightly more frantic mumbles.
"My hero... fails me..." Scootaloo says with a sad voice.
"Oh don't be like that!" Sweetie Belle interrupts her.
She looks at you and continues, "Did you do this to Dash?"
You nod.
"See! If Dash got this wrecked by him, he must be way more awesome than Dash."
Scootaloo ponders the tidbit of information and then looks at you.
"Do you want to be my hero?"
You nod.
"Hooray! I got a new hero, and much better than Raincunt Crash"
"Let's celebrate!" Applebloom fills in.
They happily dance around Rainbow Dash.
Spitting on her face, kicking her body, while singing a song to taunt the useless pegashit.
You sit back and watch the show around the moronic Wonderhole.
The dance and the song make Rainbow Dash cry again.
I Want To Cry Inside Rainbow Dash
>>30333041
Alone again with the whimpering useless pegashit.
She lies broken on the floor, skeletal wings broken even more.
Her body shakes and she moans and cries a lot.
You fetch some firecrackers to liven her up.
Firecrackers are fun. You show them to her.
She looks at you with her big eyes.
It seems gets a new batch of energy.
She starts to holler something you can't understand.
She really shouldn't speak without a tongue.
You walk up to her scorched ass.
You push one into her cunt, and light it up.
Cracker will soon spread joy to each and everyone.
It goes off with a muffled bang.
Her flabby cunt absorbed a lot of the sound.
Smoke coming out of her behind.
Blood and pieces of flesh surround the area.
You stuff two more crackers in her cunt.
You press another two into her tailpipe.
The fuses twined together, you light them up.
You walk around to look at her face.
BANG!!!
The siren caused by her wailing accompanies the bang.
This is a great way to celebrate.
It's so fun you decide it's your new slogan
"I Want To Carpet-bomb Inside Rainbow Dash.
>>30334028
With a sharp knife you cut away one of her eyelids.
You had to.
She didn't want to look at you.
You stare into her big, bloody eye.
You want to see that very moment when Dash becomes Crushed.
It's supposed to be visible if you look into someone's eyes.
They should lose their spark, or some shit like that.
You poke a finger into her eye.
You push your finger further inside, digging it around the eyeball.
Rainbow Trash trashes around, but you hold her firmly.
Can't see any spark anywhere. Maybe she already lost it?
Only one way to know.
You start torture her to see if a few hours of heavy torture will change her eyes.
Smack dat bitch up
>It puts the acid on the coat, or it gets the hose again.
>>30337090
Need pics!
>>30337337
>It's a good day to die.
>Too bad Dashie didn't agree.
AND DASHIE WANTS TO CUUMM INSIIDEE MEEEE TOOOO~
sumthin wanna cum out of rainbow trash
I thought these threads got deleted, do the mods just like the gore or something?
INFIBULATE THE MARES
>>30342811
The OP of this thread reposts his shit every day.
Keeping something up with some actual content in it, at least prevents a new empty thread?
>>30328114
i remember when this was relevant
>>30344370
it'll never not be relevant
>>30331608
What is happening here....i love it
>>30344370
This is always relevant
>>30328114
I want to cum inside Rainbow Ruby
This is easily the most active IWTCIRD thread I've seen in a while. Pity that most of it is just abuse porn.
Rainbow Dash - may not rest in peace.
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Be a trophy head.
>They cut off your head and placed it on a pedestal.
>They keep you alive with magic.
>The trophy heads in comics had a lot to say.
>It's was all a lie!
>You have no lungs, so you can't push air through your vocal cords.
>All you can do is glare, wrinkle your nose and flop your ears.
>All those things that seemed to be cool with being a head were a lie.
>You hear them talking.
>They're discussing what game they should play.
>They're suggesting what game they're going to play with you.
>Oh please! Please no! Please don't!
>Oh no! Not again...
>It's hoofball.
>>30328114
I want to cum inside General Grievous
>>30328114
I want to be Dashie
Oh shit I'm late.
I want to cum inside Lily Valley
>>30344639
>Pity that most of it is just abuse porn.
Don't be sad! :(
I'll link the Rainbow Dash porn threads for you...
>>30346714
>>30210454
>>30344117
More porn with RD can usually be found in the following generals: "Low Self-esteem thread", "Anon in Equestria" and "Ponies without a brain".
>>30346812
Why are there so many of them?
>>30346812
Can't fap to RD, dykes turn me off
>>30329119
I'd rather cum inside Linux Mint.
>>30346538
>"GOAL!" Pinkie screams after she kicked your head into the net.
>Applejack walks up to you and grumbles while she kicks you out on the field.
>"It's all Rainfart's fault!" she says.
>"Her flapping ears made me miss my pass and Pinkie could intercept."
>"We could always cut them off?" Twilight suggests.
>Everyone agrees it's a good idea.
>Your ugly head could use some improvement.
>The players quickly go to work and start cutting them off with a dull knife.
>The sing a song about cutting.
>"If you don't make the cut, we are here to cut you up."
>"Cutting cutting cutting hard, makes for a real smooth retard."
>The song keeps going until it's time for commercial.
>During the break they get some refreshment.
>Leaving your head and bleeding ears, alone on the field for a few.
>As they come back they are ready to go.
>They start kicking your head all over the field again.
Rainbow Smash!
Because a hammer can be applied on the outside.
Sure is summer here.
I am strangely comforted that this thread still lives.
Bump Dash with a left hook.
we need more dash-pics
Good things with Rainbow Dash:
When you tie her tail to a propeller going at 100 rpm, it looks pretty colorful.
Rainbow Crayon
>>30355187
Crying for crayon!
>Swing low, sweet chariot
>Coming for to carry me home
>>30328114
Me too