I had one of the worst days ever. Can we have a cute thread?

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>>30327296
What happened?

No fuck off.

>>30327296
Give us all the juicy detail, anon.

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>>30327299
I went to my job, got fired for a stupid but big mistake. After that I dropped my bus pass and someone stole it. I was stuck in downtown for five hours in 83 degree heat and I got yelled at a lot. Then went home to have my parents yell at me too. I'm really sad and angry right now.

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>>30327296
>I had one of the worst days ever. Can we have a cute thread?
Of Course, but you must remember they are NOT real.

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>>30327307
RIP in peace. Hope the best in the near future for you homie.

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>>30327307
That's pretty rough, man. Apply soft pony hugs immediately.

>>30327326
I've already got two plushies with me. I've been hugging the shit out of them ever since I got home.

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>>30327330
At least that's nice. I hope it gets better for you.

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>>30327307
Damn, keep it in stride bro. You got the world ahead of you.

>>30327307
Look at it from the bright side.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
So by next week you will be like He-Man.

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>>30327307
>a stupid but big mistake
How so?

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sorry anon

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>>30327307
>a stupid but big mistake
whatd you break? how many people died?

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>>30327343
>like He-Man

>>30327359
>>30327369
I formerly worked at a doggy daycare. It's a pretty simple job. Clean up after the dogs, stop them when they fuck each other (which is more common than you might think, even when they're fixed), and stop them from fighting.

So one asshole dog who LOVES to starts fights but is a complete pussy went and started a fight with a big fucking dog who will fuck anyone up if it gets too annoyed. It's snipping and barking it's it's face so the big dog snaps it's jaws and gives little asshole an nice hard bite. Which is fine, this happens a lot.

But fucking pussy dog decides to start wimpering (because he's a pussy). The problem though is when a dog wimpers in a space with that many other dogs, the dominate dogs go fucking crazy and will literally try to kill the dog. I don't know exactly why but it has something to do with the beta-alpha system and when they see a weak one they need to show their dominance.

So literally about 40 dogs rush pussydog in an attempt to teach the fucker a lesson. I hesitated like a fucking idiot and he got a huge chunk of his leg torn off. Blood everywhere. It was fucking bad. So they fired me.

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>>30327388
Smooth moves shitlips, I wouldn't be surprised if a lawsuit came your way from the pet's owner after that. Get ready to ride that aftershock for the next few months, if not years.

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>>30327388
>about 40 dogs rush pussydog in an attempt to teach the fucker a lesson

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>>30327388

>>30327388
why are you so incompetent? how old are you?

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Can we get back to the cute thread? You don't need to tell me how dumb a mistake that was, believe me, I'm well aware.

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>>30327388
jfc this is why I hate those people on here that laugh when people die but if it's a cute doggo omg so sadd! ;__;

They can be equally as savage and evil as human beings.

Im sorry OP, hope all goes well for ya.

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>>30327422
You shouldn't have brought it up if you didn't want to talk about it

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>>30327426

Dont worry you're safe here anon :)

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well, this thread went from cute to fucked and back to cute real fast

>>30327388
You dun goofed OP.

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we still posting cute ponies?

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>>30327388
>>30327397
>>30327411
>>30327455
People make mistakes OP, don't mind these niggers. Doggy daycare is a high-stress job, there's plenty of better jobs out there.

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>>30327481
More Cute

>>30328274
Oi, you can't get away that easily. I am master shitposter, destroyer of boards

>>30327538
This. Animal care industry fag here, seperating 40 dogs from one is hard to do. You're lucky it was just a leg.

>>30327388
>So literally about 40 dogs rush pussydog in an attempt to teach the fucker a lesson.
How does one not hesitate at that?

>>30327426
people are assholes no one cares if they die but dogs will be your best fucking friend and all they ask is food, water, shelter, walks and hugs, 5 things and you've got a best friend forever, meanwhile with humans you can take a bullet for them and they'll just up and leave

>>30329075
This. If forty dogs decide to do something, it doesn't seem like one person is getting out of it unscathed. And a human life is worth a million times more than a pet's.

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>>30327296
we're here man

>>30329075
It's fucking scary man. Because they all are doing the bark that tells you I want to fucking kill you. Like just one dog doing that is scary but forty will make your blood run cold.

But I can't do that on the job unfortunately. It's one of those things I can't hesitate on and I did.

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>>30327296
Sorry to here, OP.

Here's a cute poni to try and help brighten your day.