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Honeymoon with less bumps Edition

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>>30146088

Twisted Desires Pastebin (Be warned they are long, I am working on it)
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>What is this? Another Rule 63 thread?
No, not really. This is a thread about Queen Umbra and her adventures with everyone's favorite human Anon!

>So a story thread then?
Yes! This is a story that takes place after the Reflections comic arc You know the one where Celestia loves that Sombra from the mirror universe where everyone good is evil and everyone evil is good. Before the last thread died our protagonists finally married and are now about to go on their honeymoon, but there is something dark looming over the horizon...

>So it's just a thread for your story?
No of course not! Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidya games of your choice
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>>30326527
Opening with clop feels so strange
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>Climbing up the steps to your bed, you go to put Umbra down
>But as you're about to drop her, she shifts her body weight around so that you land back first
>Laying on your back, you try to sit up to kiss Umbra, but she pushes you back down
>"Allow me." Umbra whispers as she leans down "Just sit back and enjoy, beloved."
>You feel Umbra breathe on your ear before giving a playful lick on the ear lobe
>Closing your eyes, you sink into the bed
>All the while Umbra is planting kisses along your neck
>Then down to your chest
>Each kiss feels like jolt of electricity on your skin
>"This is all mine..." Umbra says as she plants a kiss on your abs
>Eventually she finds herself at your crotch
>She sniffs at it a few times before giving it a kiss
>A shiver runs down your spine when her lips connect to the head
>"Oh how I missed this." Umbra says as she nuzzles her cheek on it
>You laugh
"It's only been about two week since wE-!" You say before Umbra runs her tongue along the shaft
>"Shh..." Umbra says "Just let me work."
>Looking down, you watch as Umbra takes you into her warm mouth
>Her tongue laps at your dick causing you immense pleasure
>It feels so nice having her lick you off like a lollipop
>Sitting back up, you place your hand behind her head
>You don't push down or anything, you just go along with her bobbing
"I love you so much, Umbra." You tell her as you rub her right ear
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>>30326679
>Umbra takes you out of her mouth as she looks over at the nightstand
>"You took the lube out?" Umbra asks as she continues to stroke you
"Y-Yeah." You moan out "I think we should try it t-tonight, if you want."
>Umbra gives the head a few more licks before nodding her head
>"Let's do it." Umbra says with a smile "But what are those pink squares next to it?"
"You've never seen a condom?" You ask "Anyway they're type a contraceptive that-"
>"Wait a minute!" Umbra says "If they prevent us from having children then why would-"
>You silence her by putting a finger to her lips
"It'll help us when we try anal. Makes it easier for you so it doesn't hurt too bad." You tell her "You think I would accept something with the intention of stopping something like that?"
>Umbra smiles
>"You're right, I'm sorry for snapping at you like that." Umbra tells you "Let me make it up to you, my love."
>Umbra takes you as deep as she can into her mouth
>So far that nose is pressed right up against the base your crotch
"H-Holy shit!" You say as you place your hands on the sides of her face "W-What are you even doing with your tongue?!"
>Umbra's tongue feels like it's wrapped around your dick while she uses her magic to fondle your balls
>It feels like she's trying to milk you with this new technique of hers
>And it's fucking working
"U-Umbra! I'm about to-!"
>You grip the sheets of the bed as you unload your seed down Umbra's throat
>She shuts her eyes and continues to suck away
"U-Umbra, honey!" You tell her "I'm not a smoothie!"
>When Umbra finally pulls away, she licks her lips clean of any of your man goo before giving the now sensitive head a kiss
>"Delicious as always." Umbra says as she stands up "Now honey..."
>She lays down on the pillow and presents herself for you
>Her flower looks soaked already and all that winking shows you that she needs some help
>"Care to return the favor?" She asks
>With a smile you move in a position your face between her thighs
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>>30326722
"I love being here."
>Mare pussy is so much better than human pussy
>Umbra twitches at your breath as she spreads her legs a little more
>Even though you want to dig into the main course, you want to pamper her
>By planting kisses along her thighs on your way to her marehood
>You can tell it's working as Umbra squirms with each kiss
>And out of the corner of your eye you can see her marehood wink at you
>Getting to the lovely looking flower of your wife, you tease her a little bit by kissing around it
>"Anonymous~!" Umbra moans "Stop teasing me so much!"
>You feel her hoof press down on the top of your head
>Who are you to deny her?
>Like how she did with you, you run your tongue along the lips
>"O-Oh~!" Umbra moans as she shivers "Just like that, my love."
>You notice her right leg twitching by your head
>"She taste so sweet." You think to yourself as you go for another taste "Too sweet."
>You find yourself being lost in the taste of Umbra as you stick your tongue right in her folds
>Umbra moans once again this time louder
>Hoo boy this floor isn't sleeping tonight
>Lapping up any juices you can, your tongue is flailing around inside her
>She just taste too good!
>"A-Anonymous wait~!" Umbra moans out "S-Slowly please! This feel too good!"
>You ignore her pleas and go about eating her out
>You wait until Umbra clit winks again before taking it into your mouth
>Umbra lets out her loudest moan yet as her hips thrust up
>Not letting go, you start to suckle on it as if it was one of her teats
>"A-A-ANONYMOUS!" Umbra screams as her maregasm takes her in full fucking force
>The flood gates open and mare juice splashes all across your face
>Pulling back, Umbra's bottom drops back down onto the bed
>You give her sometime to come down from her high, before climbing over her
"Like what I did there?" You ask with a smile
>Umbra looks up at you between breathes before smiling herself
>"Take me." She tells you "Enough of the foreplay, I just need you inside me."
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>>30326736
"As you wish, my Queen." You tell her as you line yourself up "With this we finally seal the deal with our marriage."
>Slipping your dick into Umbra, you groan while she moans out your name
>You two might have sex every week, but it's been a long time since your last roll around in the hay
>Last time was about before Rarity showed up
>It's been too long
"So warm, so snug..."
>You just let it sit there so you can enjoy the feeling
>Her inner walls feel like warm velvet squeezing down on your cock
>That mare muscle control is an amazing thing
>You sigh
>"Finally~" Umbra says in delight
>Adjusting yourself a little incites a gasp from Umbra
"Ready, Umbra?"
>A small tear rolls down her cheek before she nods her head
>"I love you." She says
>Wiping away the tear you take hold of her right hoof with your hand as you slowly start to pull out and push back in
"I love you too."
>Keeping a slow rhythm, you lean down plant your lips on Umbra's
>Using your elbows to keep yourself propped up
>Umbra pulls away, nibbling your bottom lip with her sharp teeth
>"Just like that, Anonymous." Umbra whispers into your ear "Let's not rush this right now."
"We've got all the time in the world."
>Umbra continues to whispers words of love into your ears as you slowly trust her
>Her hooves that are wrapped around your neck prevent you from getting back up
>Every time you push into her, you grind your hips against hers
>You can tell Umbra loves it because it feels like she's trying to wrap her legs around your body
>"Honey..." Umbra moans "Faster."
>Sitting back up on your knees, you place your hands on her hips

BEWARE OF IMAGE!
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>>30326750
>Taking on a more rapid pace, you completely focus on the mare below you
>With each trust come a moan from Umbra
>"L-Love me~!" Umbra moans out as you continue to pound her
>You start losing your control as the feeling of Umbra's walls feels so good on little Anon
>Umbra hooks one of her hooves onto your shoulders while the other one flails around your body
>You're sure that if this mare was a human, she would be clawing at your back
>The idea gets you more excited
>Umbra raises her head to plant kisses on your neck and chin
>"My stallion, my husband..." Umbra breathlessly whispers as you continue to thrust into her "My king! Cum inside me~!"
>You feel little Anon throb
>That king bit really got you going
>You reply with a single grunt
>The ability to say words is gone
>All your brain power is going straight to rutting
>Your grip on Umbra's supple flesh tightens as you go for the finish
>Umbra's moans escalate in volume as does the sound of your combined juices mixing together
>"Oh gods!" Umbra moans "I'm so close! Just a little more and I'll-!"
>With one more powerful thrust, you let out a mighty roar unload your seed deep into Umbra
>You feel her tense up around your dick, as her second maregasm takes her too
>Your hips get splashed this time around with her fluids as do the sheets
>Feeling her inner walls tense up causes a shiver to run down your spine as rope after rope of cum is shot into her
>You hips refuses to stop shaking as you wrap your arm around her waist
>Umbra somehow despite her climax was able to wrap her soft tail around your waist
>She pulls you back down to her chest, allowing you to listen to her heart beat wildly
>"D-Don't pull out." Umbra whimpers "I love this feeling."
>You nod your head and lay right above her
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>>30326773
>When you both have settled down, you slowly start to pull out of your wife
>You hear and audible pop your dick slips out of Umbra
>Some of your semen starts to leak out of her
>"Noooo..." Umbra whimpers as she tries to stops the leakage
>As your member starts to go limp, Umbra looks down
>"You made such a mess in me." She says before giggling
"At least it's on the inside." You tell her "You got all your juices all over my face."
>Umbra sits up and smiles
>"You're the one who stared lapping me up as if I was that ice cream from earlier." Umbra says
"You tasted sweeter than the ice cream."
>Umbra blushes and smiles
>She turns and looks over at the lube
>"S-So..." Umbra says "How do we go about doing this?"
>You use your magic to pull the items over to you
"So what we're going to do is I'm going to put on this condom and coat my junk in lube." You say "We need to stretch your ponut enough for me to fit in there, seeing as how you're an anal virgin."
>"Will it hurt?" Umbra asks
"Not if we take it nice and slow." You tell her "If it ends up hurting then you tell me to stop."
>Umbra nods her head
>"All right then." Umbra says "Let's do it."
>You smile before looking down at your junk
"Care to help?" You ask "I need to be hard."
>Umbra smiles and shakes her head before lowering her head into your crotch
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>>30326815
>After a quick little blowjob, you find yourself hard again
>"Will that do?" Umbra asks
"Perfect." You say with a kiss on the cheek
>Opening the condom's packaging, you pull out the pink rubber
>Slipping the large condom on to you. it starts to glow before adjusting to your size perfectly
>"That's amazing." Umbra says "It's not surprising to see Cadance have access to such magic."
"I wonder if she's the dominant one in bed..." You say as you open the lube "And why did she brand these with her cutie mark?!"
>Pouring a nice line onto your shaft, you spread it all over
"There. We're all set." You tell Umbra "Turn around, Umbra."
>Umbra swallows hard before turning around
>She moves her tail giving you a full view of her puckered pount
>Moving up behind her you grab her firm right flank and give it a squeeze
>Umbra hisses in pleasure
"You have such a nice ass, Umbra." You tell her "One of the mighty benefits of marrying you."
>Umbra giggles
>"It's all yours, my beloved." Umbra says "Anytime you with to spill your seed on it, you need only ask."
"Jesus, Umbra." You say as you lean over her "I love it when you talk like that."
>"I'm your wife now." Umbra says "Anytime you need to 'relieve' some pressure I'll be more than willing to help you."
"Same here." You tell her "I'll take of you whenever you need it."
>You pour some of the lube on her puckered hole which causes her to shiver
"Ready, my love?"
>Umbra gives you a kiss
>"Show me how this feels." Umbra says
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>>30326865
>Getting off her, you rub some of the lube around before slipping your thumb into her
>Umbra gasp before looking back to you
>"This already feels alien." Umbra says
"This is going to be something." You say to her "Don't mean to sound creepy, but I can tell that you are going to feel amazing."
>When you feel like you've got enough lube for Umbra, you position yourself right behind her
"Ready, Umbra?" You ask "I'm going to put it in."
>Umbra takes a deep breath before nodding her head
"I'm going to go slow." You tell her as you press the head against her ass "Talk to me alright? Tell me if it hurts or if to stop."
>You slowly start to ease your way into her
>Umbra squirms a little bit
>"I-It feels weird." Umbra says in a pained tone
>You grunt as you try to push into her
"Umbra, honey." You ask her "You need to relax these muscles. I can't get in deep if you block me out."
>Umbra shakes as you feel her try to loosen up
"Just like that." You say while rubbing her flanks "Good girl."
>Pushing deeper into her you see Umbra winces a little
>"Gods..." Umbra says "Does it always hurt like this?"
"A-At first." You tell her "I promise it'll feel good in a moment."
>Fuck she's so tight!
>And even though she's uncomfortable she's taking it like a champ
>And that's why you love her
>When you get about seventy five percent in, you just let it sit there
"There." You tell her "How do you feel, Umbra."
>She looks back at you, with a pained expression on her face
>"It still feels weird." Umbra says "But the pain isn't nearly as bad as when we started."
"Good." You tell her "Now I'm going to pull out a little and push it back in."
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>>30326889
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>>30326889
>Umbra nods her head
>Pulling back out, you slowly push back into her depths
>Umbra grunts at first
>Reaching under, you fondle her crotch boobs in an attempt to take her mind off the pain
>Fuck you know you're supposed to be looking out for how she feels, but she feels so good!
>The way her ass muscles grip your dick feels unreal
>But you hear something that makes you smile
>A moan
>Looking up at Umbra, her mouth hangs open
>She looks back at you and smiles
>"I'm feeling real nice now." Umbra says "But how close are you?"
>Well with the was her ass is gripping you, you say close
"I can feel it coming." You tell her "I don't think I can last much longer."
>"Good because I don't know how much more I can take." She tells you "It feels nice, but it still hurts."
>Grabbing onto her flank you start to thrust a few more time before you cum
>Umbra shakes as you finally pull out of her
>Laying down, Umbra falls down onto the bed next to you
>"My butt is going to be sore." She says to you with a pout
"Sorry about that, Umbra." You tell her "Did you like it?"
>"It was different..." Umbra says "But once the pain started to fade it started feeling nice. I think we should save it for special occasions."
"Fine by me." You say as you kiss her cheek "You were amazing there, Umbra."
>"You're not done are you?" Umbra asks
>You chuckle
"Still want to keep going?"
>"Remember what you said." Umbra says with a smile "Until I pass out or the sun rises."
>Smiling you climb over her and engage in another lip lock

It has been too long since I've written smut and I need constructive criticism for when the next and one happens. I hope you guys liked it.

I feel like I rushed the anal parts, but after not posting for a day and the last thread dying I felt bad.
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Finally updated the Pastebin

Hey Anons, guess what.
We're on the final Pastebin for this story.
It's about to be Endgame.
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>>30327080
>"Oh Anonymous!" You hear your sister cry out again
>"Your sister seems to be quite the screamer." The mare you have invited into your bed says
"It's honestly distracting." You say as you poke your head out from beneath the covers
>You are Sombra
>Luna pops her head out next to you, her mane looking very unkempt
>"Come now, Sombra." Luna says "We should not let it distract us from our own fun."
>You look over to her
<The Princess of The Moon winks at you which causes you to chuckle
"Of course, Luna. You are right." You tell her as you lower her back down to the bed "
>Planting some kisses on Luna's neck, she squirms underneath you
>"Now I know we both agreed that we needed this as our siblings think of us as uptight." Luna says "But perhaps we can continue this little relationship after tonight."
>You look up at her
"I would like that." You tell her "Maybe we could-"
>You hear Umbra let out another shrill cry
>Okay you need to take care of this
>For your conscience sake
>You sigh before slipping out of bed
>"Sombra?" Luna asks
"Celestia is still in her room, correct?"
>Luna nods her head
"Then I shall be right back." You tell her as you grab something from your desk before leaving the room
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>>30326722
>"I'm not a smoothie!"
RIP my sides
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>>30326865
I haven't bought condoms in over a decade...i would buy Cadence branded rubbers if i found some
>>30327552
Hell yeah
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>>30327552
Nice
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>>30327823
I would too. Can't go wrong with Princess of Love brand condoms
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>You are Celestia
>"Right there, Anonymous~!" Umbra moans loud enough for you to hear "Harder!"
>Why did you think now is the best time to sleep?!
>As Princess of The Sun it is your duty to raise the sun every morning
>That means getting a good nights rest
>You had hoped to have fallen asleep before Umbra and Anonymous returned to their room
>Unfortunately you did not plan accordingly
>Now you lay in this bed, alone, listening to your sunshine take Umbra in bed over and over again
>You pull a pillow over your head to block out the noise
>"Anonymous~!" Umbra screams out "Inside! Don't you dare pull out!"
>It does little to help
>Hearing Anonymous pound into to Umbra starts to remind you of your intimate times with him
>Gods how you wish that was you in Umbra's place right now
>Having Anonymous turn you into putty with that impressive stamina of his
>Your hoof begins to wander down your body
>"Princess?" You hear Sombra call out
>Pulling your hoof back up, you turn over in bed
>Looking over to the doors to your room, you see Sombra standing there
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>>30329757
"Sombra?" You say "What are you doing here? I thought Luna would be keeping you company tonight."
>"She is." Sombra says with a smile "But I came to give you these."
>Sombra walks up to your bed before holding out what looks like two ear plugs
>"Here. Use these for tonight." Sombra says "I usually use them for when those two get intimate. They block out all noise."
>You take them before looking up at him
"Thank you, Sombra."
>Sombra rolls his eyes while he runs a hoof through his mane
>"Unlike those two, I will be casting a sound canceling spell on my room. Therefore I don't need them for tonight." Sombra says "Luna and I won't hear anything outside and neither will we be heard."
>You both look over at the wall as you hear Anonymous yell out in pleasure
>"My sister and Anonymous become too excited when they get in that mood, so they forget about all of us on the top floor." Sombra says "Please don't think Umbra is doing this on purpose. My sister does see you as a friend now."
>You give him a smile
>"I think that's it, Princess." Sombra says "Enjoy your sleep."
>As Sombra heads towards the door, you call out to him
>"Sombra? I trust you have good intentions with Luna." You tell him "Just be considerate of her feelings."
>Sombra gives you an affirmative nod before leaving the room
>Umbra's moans ring out once more, but are cut off as you pop the ear plugs in
>A smile forms on your face as you lay your head back down and fall asleep
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>>30330439
>You are Ariadne
>Waking up in the morning, you look over at Lance who is sleeping right next to you
>His hooves are wrapped around you and his wing is draped over you
>You giggle
>After Lady Umbra and Anon went back to their room, you and Lance left to go to Lance's home
>Cynthia wanted to stay with her new filly friends, so Rarity promised to look after her for the night
>Leaving you and Lance to have a night full of lovey dovey stuff
>But now that it's morning, you need to get back to the castle and tend to Lady Umbra
>Carefully you lift Lance's wing and slip out of his grasp
>"Egh..." Lance groans before his eye starts to open "Leaving already?"
>You nod your her
"Sorry Lance, but I need to attend to Lady Umbra."
>"Can't Anon do it?" Lance whines "He's her husband now."
>You giggle
"I'm still her head maid." You tell him "That means I need to be there to tend to whatever she need."
>Lance rubs his eye before sitting up
>"You say head maid, but I think she sees you as more of an assistant like Lord Sombra." Lance says "Anyway come on, let me make you some breakfast before you go."
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Pizza Break!
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>>30330439
Damn. I was hoping for a three way
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>>30331201
>Lance made you some scrambled eggs for you to eat before you had to leave his home
>"See you later. Ariadne." Lance says before giving you a kiss on your cheek
>You nod your head and kiss him back before skipping off to the castle
>It didn't take long till you arrived home
>"Ariadne, you're here!" Your little sister says "We have all the things you need to go into Lady Umbra room."
"Thank you, Felicia." You tell her as you head towards the stairs "Has anypony woken up yet?"
>"Only Princess Twilight and her friends." She says moving some of her light pink mane out of the way of her face "They're in the dining room right now."
>Nodding your head, you climb up the stairs to the top floor and find your handy gas mask
>You're sure lots of love happened up here last night
>Slipping it onto your head, you start to go door to door
>Opening the door to Lord Sombra's room, you step inside to find him and Princess Luna cuddle up
>Her mane looks wild and out of control
>Standing over to the side of her, you tilt your head
"I wish my mane could do that." You say before looking over at Lord Sombra "He has a smile on his face!"
>That's rare!
>Walking over to the windows, you crack them open so that the smell can go out
>You'll still need to clean the sheets, but this should help clear the air
>Walking back to the sleepyheads, you shake Lord Sombra
>He groans at first before opening his right eye
>You wave at him before skipping out of the room
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>>30332648
Celestia's heart still belongs to Anon
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>>30332797
>Exiting the room, you trot over to the room Princess Celestia and the others were occupying
>Opening the door, you see that Princess Celestia has opened the windows to the room already
>She's just laying in bed reading a book, while Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor sleep
>She notice's you and smiles
>"I suppose it is time we all got out of bed." Princess Celestia says
>You nod your head
"Yup!" You tell her "I'm just waking up everypony so they can come down for breakfast."
>"Then I suppose you should wake the newlyweds." Celestia says "I'll wake Cadance and Shining."
>Giving her one of your biggest smiles, you nod your head and head across the hall to Eris's room
>Opening it up, you find Eris curled up with Ammy
>Ammy opens her eyes and yawns before letting out a happy bark
>Eris groans before rolling over
"Wanna help me wake up Lady Umbra and Anon!?"
>Ammy barks again before the large wolf hops off the bed
>Exiting the room, you walk to Lady Umbra's chambers
>Walking into Lady's Umbra room, you smile as you take a look at the bed
>Lady Umbra has a smile on her face while she's being held by Anon
>He also has a smile on his face as he hold Lady Umbra close to his chest
>They look so peaceful together
"Go ahead, Ammy." You whisper to her as you walk over to the window
>Ammy climbs up onto the bed and walks over to Anon before giving him a few licks to the side of his face
>"Umbra, cut it out." Anon says
>Ammy looks over and licks Lady Umbra's face
>"Honey, stop!" Lady Umbra says "Just a few more minutes."
>Ammy tail begins to wag and she lets out another bark
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>>30334127
>You are Anon
>Upon hearing the bark of Ammy, you realize it was her who was licking your face
>Opening your eyes, you see her standing over you
>She tilts her head to the side and continues to pant
>Reaching up, you scratch behind her ear
"Good girl." You tell her before looking down at the mare in your arms
>"Ammy!" Umbra whines "You should really let mommy and daddy sleep in after they share a night of passion."
>Ammy give Umbra a really confused look
>Umbra eventually giggles and rubs her head
>"I can't stay mad at you." Umbra says before looking over at you "Good morning, Anonymous."
"Morning, Umbra."
>She stretches and nuzzles into your bare chest
>"You were amazing last night." Umbra says "I actually think we broke the record for how many orgasms I could have in one night."
>You smile
"I know what to aim for next time we make love."
>You try to go in for another kiss, but the sound of someone clearing their throat stops you
>Looking behind you, you see a pony with a gas mask on

Like I said. Less bumps edition.
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>>30327412
It feels like a part of my life is gonna end
Im gonna miss this
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Feel good
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>>30327412
Best ride ever
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>>30333774
part if me wants tia to find some lovin', since she not only lost Anon to Umbra, but she lost her Sombra to evil or whatever. The other part of me wants her to freeze to death in the wolf cell.
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>>30336343
I think I'm one of the only ones who understands Celestia's motives with her earlier relationships and empathizes with her. I hope she finds some happiness or at least peace before the end.

>>30327412
Sad, but good in way. This story has been a great ride but it is very long. It should end on a high note leaving the readership wanting more rather than relieved to be done. Its been amazing watching your skills increase as the story progressed and I can't wait to see what's next. A sequal or an extended epilogue in the future may not be out of line but personally I want to see you do something totally different, it must be exciting for you.
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Gonna go watch a WWE PPV here soon with my uncle, but I'll try to take my laptop with me

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>>30335764
You guys are making me sad!

>>30336719
That's means a lot, Anon. You guys don't need to worry about the story ending right now though, we still have quite a bit to get through before the very end. And what you said about leaving the reader wanting more? I think I know what I can do. It should help make the finally less drawn out and leave that to a sequel. For when I'm done with my break of course
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>>30334251
>You jump back a little
>"Good morning, Ariadne." Umbra says "Did you have fun last night?"
>"Good morning!" She says before nodding her head "And yup! I went to spend the night at Lance's house!"
>Umbra chuckles and nuzzles up to you
>"Well I'm glad you had fun." Umbra says "I know we did."
>You give her a small kiss before her eyes drift down to your ring
>She just closes her eyes and smiles
>"I woke up everypony else for breakfast already, Lady Umbra." Ariadne says "Princess Twilight and her friends are already downstairs."
>"Good." Umbra says "I need to speak with Rarity anyway."
"What about?" You ask as you run your hand up and down her side
>"About my swimsuit of course!" Umbra says with delight "If we're going to the beach then I'm going to need one!"
>You smile at how excited she is
>I'll also need to speak to Sombra and let him know that he's going to be in charge." Umbra says "But before that, you and I should really get washed up
>Ariadne nods her head before bowing
>"I'll go and get you some fresh towels!" Ariadne says as she trots out the door
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I just realized that as I watch this ppv, I still don't have an idea for a short adventure Umbra and Anon could have in Manehattan.
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>>30338051
>After Ariadne left you and Umbra quickly cleaned yourself from last night's activities
>Ariadne did as she said and brought you some nice warm black towels to use
>Getting dressed and ready to start the day, you and Umbra head out and to the dinning room
>When you arrived, you found Twilight and her friends still there at the dinner table talking while eating breakfast
>Sombra and Luna are there as are Shining and Cadance
>And Celestia is sitting in the seat next to yours
>Taking your seats, Edith comes out and places a plate of pancakes in front of you and Umbra
>"Congrats, deary." Edith says with a smile "Take care of our Queen."
>You give her a thumbs up and she walks away
>The smell of freshly made pancakes enters your nose which causes your stomach to rumble
>"This looks delicious!" Umbra says as she licks her lips
"Yeah it does." You tell her "My stomach is growling to get something in it."
>"Well..." Umbra whispers "We did work up quite the appetite from last night."
>She leans over and you give her a kiss
>"So Princess Celestia told us that you're going to Equestria Bay for the first stop of your honeymoon!" Twilight says "Would you like me to get you two some tour guides for your trip?"
>"That would be lovely." Umbra says before turning to Rarity "Rarity, I need to hire you once more. I need a swimsuit."
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Why does a horse need a swimsuit?

Bumperino
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>>30340594
>Rarity's eyes light up
>"Of course, Queen Umbra!" Rarity says "I'll make you such an amazing swimsuit that every mare in Equestria Bay will green with envy."
>Grabbing the syrup, you pour it all over your stack of pancakes
>"Thank you, Rarity." Umbra says with a smile "I'm sure you can come up with something amazing
"Why do you even need a swimsuit?" You ask "You ponies are naked most of the time."
>"It's more about looking good on the beach, darling." Rarity says before thinking to herself "I'll need to make you something as well."
>Of course it's about looking good
>Eh Umbra will most likely look amazing in whatever Rarity makes her
>"Also I don't want other stallions ogling me while we're there. Only you can do that." Umbra says "Hopefully they have sunscreen there."
>You chuckle
"Are you serious?"
>Umbra looks confused
>"What? I don't want to get sun burnt while we relax." Umbra says "Why do think I built my empire out here in the wastes where there are storms most of the time."
>"If you need anything, you two will have one of my seals that will allow you to get whatever you need, free of charge." Celestia says
>"That makes things much simpler." Umbra says before looking at her brother "And Sombra?"
>Sombra looks up from his breakfast
>"You're going to be in charge of the empire for a month." Umbra says "Since Anonymous and I will be off honeymooning."

>>30340904
Beach Shenanigans. I can't say much right now.
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I really need to learn when to get to bed. My shit's getting all fucked up because of it
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>>30341062
>"You're dumping YOUR empire onto me?" Sombra says "Do I even get a say in the matter?"
>Umbra shakes her head
>"Of course not, dear brother!" Umbra says with a smile "Besides you're the only one qualified to look after the castle while I'm away!"
>"And I refuse?" Sombra asks
>"Then I would be extremely upset." Umbra says "And you would have live with the fact that you made your little sister cry!"
>You watch as Umbra begins to give her brother the puppy dog eyes
>Sombra response is just raising his eyebrows at her
>"You're ten minutes older than me." Sombra says before shaking his head "Fine. I'll do it."
>Umbra smiles before looking at you
>"We may be able to leave next week depending on how fast Rarity finishes our swimsuits!" Umbra says with glee
"Then we better get everything out of the way so that Sombra doesn't complain about too much work."
>"I heard that!" Sombra says
>Umbra giggles
>"Here's hoping out week flies by." Umbra says
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>>30337283
>finally
Never change rager
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>>30344782
That's how you can tell if I was taken over by an impostor! Mistakes wouldn't happen as often!
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>>30344621
>One week later
>"Anonymous, honey, do we have everything packed?" Umbra asks
>You nod your head as you check the two bags
"Yup! Yours and mine swimsuits are here and our formal wear is packed in here along with some of my other clothes."
>"I do hope we can find a nice restaurant to go to in Manehattan." Umbra says
"I'm sure we will." You tell her as you stand up with bags in tow "Anyway we'll know what we can see when Twilight hands us the guides."
>You hand her her bag which she puts on
>Slipping your bag over your arm, you and Umbra head towards the door
>But you're stopped when you feel something tug at your pant leg
>Looking down, you see Ammy has a mouthful of you pants
>"Aww, Ammy..." Umbra says in a sad tone "It will be okay, we'll be back. Mommy and daddy just need some time to relax."
>Ammy continues to whine as Umbra rubs her head
>"I promise we'll come home. You'll still have Ariadne, Sombra, and Eris to play with." Umbra says
>Feeling Ammy let go of you, you turn around and kneel down
"We'll be back, Ammy." You tell her as you rub all over her head "Until then take care of our room. Don't let Sombra sleep on the bed. It's all yours."
>Ammy places her paws on your shoulder before licking your face
>Chuckling you get her off before you and Umbra give her a kiss goodbye
>"We should get going, Anonymous." Umbra says "Celestia will be here soon."
>Nodding your head, you both head out
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>>30339291
New yorker here, could have them go to the tavern on the green and walk through a central park kind of place
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>>30346248
>Leaving the castle, you're greeted by citizens that wish to see you off
>As you head towards the gate, you and Umbra wave goodbye to all the ponies that you've come to know here
>Once you reach the gate, you see Sombra and your friends waiting for you
>"Are you two all set?" Sombra asks
>Umbra nods her head
>"We are." Umbra says "It's going to feel different not wearing my cape, crown, and armor."
>Rarity had made Umbra different types of clothes for the beach and Manehattan
>Simple stuff like a red sundresses
>"I am sure you will be fine." Sombra says "In any case you two should enjoy yourselves."
>"Even without it's queen the empire shouldn't face a threat of any kind." Arthas says "So you won't need to worry about that."
>While Umbra goes over her instructions with Sombra and Arthas, your friends come up to you
>"We're gonna miss you, Anon!" Lance says all teary eyed "It just won't be the same without you!"
"Not you too!" You say with a laugh "We're just going to be gone for a month."
>"That's a long time!" Biggs says
>"Don't worry, Anon. I take care of them." Wedge says
>"Ariadne, please make sure Sombra doesn't burn the castle down." Umbra says before you both hear a portal open up
>Looking towards the gate, you see Celestia step through

>>30346936
Thanks for the suggestions, Anon
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>>30348228
>"Hello." Celestia says as she comes through the portal "I hope I am not interrupting anything."
>"You weren't." Umbra says "I was just telling Sombra and Arthas my instructions for the empire while I am away."
>Celestia nods her head
>"So are you two ready to go?" Celestia asks "You won't be coming home for at least a month."
>You look over at Umbra
>"We're ready." She says looking back at you
>Celestia smiles before moving out of the way
>With one last goodbye you and Umbra step through the portal that Celestia came through
>Stepping out on the other side, you find yourself in familiar territory
>Celestia throne room
>Umbra looks around her surroundings
>Almost looks like she's critiquing it
>"It suits her I suppose." Umbra says before Celestia comes stepping through the portal
>"Welcome to Canterlot, Umbra." Celestia says "I never would have imagined you standing here."
>"I'm sure you have, but with us being enemies." Umbra says with a smile "I used to think about having you in front of my throne when I defeated you back then."
>Upon hearing some thunder you go and look outside to see that it's raining
"Celly, you didn't plan on sending us flying in this rain, right?"
>Celestia sighs
>"I forgot that we had scheduled a rainstorm today." Celestia says "We have to postpone sending you till tomorrow."
"Till tomorrow huh?"
>"You couldn't send us a letter?" Umbra asks "We could have waited one more day."
>"I really didn't want you two to be disappointed." Celestia says "And this way you'll be able to leave early tomorrow."
"So what now?" You ask her "These storms usually last all day."
>"You two will have to spend the night here in Anonymous's bedroom." Celestia says "Then tomorrow morning we can send you off."
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>>30349004
"Alright then." You tell her "I'll show her to my room then and we'll come down for dinner."
>Celestia smiles and you motion for Umbra to follow you
>As you walk through the halls of Canterlot Castle, you hear a sigh escape your wife
>"That's a shame." Umbra says "I wanted to get there tonight so we could get settled in to the hotel."
"It'll be all right." You tell her "We'll just stay here for tonight and take off in the morning."
Heading up a few flights of stairs, you eventually come to the doors of your old room
"Huh, it feels strange being back here." You tell Umbra
>Umbra looks behind her
>"That's Celestia's room correct?" Umbra asks
"Yeah, it was pretty much my room." You tell her "This was my room before that, but I only stayed in here for about two weeks."
>Opening the door, you let Umbra in first
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Sorry there was a nightmare bug and I was trying to save my cat
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>"This was your room?" Umbra asks as she look around the small room "It's so small."
"Yeah, it was home for a time being." You say "Since I really didn't have much, I was fine with a small room."
>You place your bags down at the foot of your bed
"Celestia wanted to give me a big room when I first got here, but I was okay with this." You tell Umbra "It was actually bigger than what I had at Rarity's."
>Umbra smiles
>"You must love how big your room is now." Umbra says
"Of course." You tell her "I have a nice cute mare to share it with."
>Umbra giggles before climbing up to kiss you
>Sharing a quick kiss, you look outside
"Sucks that it's storming out there." You tell her "I would have taken you to Donut Joe's place. He got the best sweets in all of Canterlot."
>"Judging by that name I hope he would." Umbra says "Could you imagine if somepony called themselves that only to have their sweets taste like a wet rag?"
>You chuckle as Umbra sits her nice behind on the bed
>"It's smaller than ours, but it will do." Umbra says "Guess we'll just have to cuddle so the other doesn't fall off."
"Like we do every night?"
>Umbra grins at you
"Come on, Umbra." You tell her "Let's get something to eat and then head to bed. We got to get up early tomorrow."
>Umbra nods and then hops off the bed before following you out of your room

>>30353639
>Pic related
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>>30351019
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>>30353804
>Heading downstairs to the dining room, you found Celestia and Luna waiting for you
>Along with a little purple mare by the name of Twilight Sparkle
>She stopped by when she heard you and Umbra would be spending the night
>And with her she brought along the travel guides for your vacation spots
>After enjoying a nice dinner with the princesses, you and Umbra returned to your room
>"It's so strange to see storms involving rain." Umbra says "With the empire being way up north we never get to see rain just snow."
>Sitting on the bed you take off your shoes while Umbra continues to watch outside
>Removing your shirt and vest, you lay down
"I should just put on the shirt and shorts tomorrow." You tell Umbra "It's probably going to be warm at the bay."
>You feel the bed shift as Umbra climbs in with you
>"I can't wait to leave tomorrow." Umbra says as she cuddles up to you "Soon we'll have just a month to ourselves, no work, no responsibilities, just us enjoying our alone time."
>You smile before wrapping your arms around her
"Then we best get to sleep now." You tell her "That way we can get to tomorrow faster."
>Umbra and you share one more kiss as you drift off to sleep with the sound of rain hitting your window
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Shit I had almost finished this dream part
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Morning Boop
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>>30356960
More foreshadowing i presume?
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Been wanting a umbra thread for quite a while
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>>30357966
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>>30356960
Wait...dream part? Is that how this ends? It was all Anon's feaver dream?
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>>30360580
And he'll wake up frozen stiff in the snow, being conscious just long enough to realize it was all a dream before succumbing to the cold and dieing.
i realised i only typed half my post after i posted it
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>>30360635
Bad end
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>>30356841
>You are Umbra
>Opening your eyes, you find yourself in a dark place
>Looking around, you don't see anything
>Except a faint white light in the distance
>This reminds you of the nightmare your beloved had
"Well this is a bore." You say to yourself "That light better lead to something."
>With no other options, you start to walk towards the light
>Approaching the light you start to make out a shadowy form
>You see something chained, but it's still too far to tell
>That is until you get closer to make out the shape of a human
"Anonymous?"
>He rests on his knees while his arms are being held by the chains
>He seems to be wearing armor of some kind
>Seeing the color red, you know that this is Anonymous
>But...
>What is this ominous aura radiating off of him?
>It feels like death
>As you get closer to examine him further, you feel like the world is shaking around you
>The light fades completely, leaving you in complete darkness
>"Umbra, wake up." You hear Anonymous say "It's time to go."
>Opening your eyes, you see Anonymous leaning over you
>"Come on, Umbra." He says "It's time to head out to Equestria Bay."
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>>30362290
>You blink your eyes a few time before rubbing the sleep away
"Anonymous?"
>"Who else?" He says before smiling "Were you expecting some other handsome devil to wake you?"
>He continues to smile as you sit back up
>He's dressed in as he calls them a red t-shirt and black shorts
"Come on, sleepy head!" He tells you "I thought you were excited to get going?"
>You smile
>This is your Anonymous
>"What's up, Umbra?" Anonymous asks you "You're just staring at me."
"I just had a strange dream is all." You tell him "You were there, but it didn't feel like you at all."
>"What do you mean?" Anonymous says in a confused tone
"You were chained up in darkness." You tell him "And when I tried to approach you, you had this dark aura around you."
>You look away for a moment
"It felt like death."
>"Death, huh? Sounds like a nightmare." Anonymous says "Besides you know I wouldn't turn out like that. You'd be there to bring me back."
>You smile
"That's right!" You tell him before shaking your head "As your wife, I need to keep my vow to keep you from every getting like that!"
>Anonymous chuckles
"In any case I think I had that nightmare because I wasn't in my bed." You tell him "Hopefully that's the last of them."
>Hopping off the bed, you put on your bag
"Come now, beloved!" You say "It's time to start our honeymoon!"
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>Getting bodied in Tekken all day
>Come back to see AJ's mom and dad have an episode

Now I really need to catch up with the show
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>>30365563
>You are Anon
>Following Umbra out your room, she took about four steps to left before turning around
>"Where do we go again?" Umbra asks with an embarrassed smile
>God dammit she's too cute
>Turning around, you lead her out to the garden where Celestia and your ride is waiting
>She's sending you both in one of those chariots she always gets around in
>In front are two pegasi
>"I hope you two slept well." Celestia says
>Umbra lets out a small yawn
>"I didn't have as much of a peaceful sleep as I'd hoped, but I'll get over it." Umbra says "So this is how we'll get from destination to destination?"
>"That's right!" Celestia says "These two are Sky Chaser and Wild Wind. They will go with you and return when it's time to go on to your next location."
>They look back and wave at you
>"When you get to Equestria Bay you will be staying at the Feel Good Hotel." Celestia says "Beautiful hotel on the beach side. Show them the passport and they will settle you in. Granted they will do that anyway as I've written to each place you'll be staying, telling them of you arrival."
>"Thank you, Celestia." Umbra says as she looks to you "Shall we?"
"Let's."
>Climbing into the chariot with Umbra, you place your bags in the very back
>"Have fun you two." Celestia says with a warm smile
>Waving goodbye, the two pegasi unfurl their wings before you start to take off into the sky
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>>30365660
Wait fucking what
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>>30367012
They honestly look super cute together.
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>>30365826
>As you rise higher into the sky, you and Umbra look over the side of the chariot
>"Canterlot does look magnificent from up here." Umbra says
>You look over at her and smile
>She looks so happy to be out of the empire
>After all a change of scenery never hurts
>You just hope you two don't melt at the beach
>As Canterlot becomes smaller and harder to see, you look over to Umbra
"I know this is a weird time, but about that nightmare."
>Umbra yawns a little
>"What about it?" Umbra asks
"Did you hear a voice at all or was it just me chained up?"
>"It was just you chained up." Umbra says "Although I'm not sure I can even call that human chained up you."
"It was that bad?"
>"Honey, you have this aura around you that draws ponies in, it make ponies more friendly towards you." Umbra says "But this felt like ponies should stay away from you."
>That does sound ominous
>"I don't really think you are capable of producing such an aura, so it must have been a bad dream." Umbra says "It did scare me to see you like that."
>Umbra nuzzles up to you
>"I know you'll never get like that." Umbra softly says "So long as we have each other, we'll always be happy."
>You smile and wrap an arm around her as you continue to fly over Equestria
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>>30369562
>The trip to the bay felt like a long one
>But you and Umbra got to sight see some of Equestria from the sky
>Looking over the side of the chariot at Equestria and then back at Umbra, it made you realize something
>You're happy that you ended up here in this magical land
>You let out a quite chuckle
>"What so funny, beloved?" Umbra asks
"Just thinking about how lucky I am." You tell her "I wonder if this luck will ever run out?"
>"Queen Umbra? King Anonymous? We're coming up on the bay." Sky Chaser says
>Looking over the side, you see the vast blue ocean ahead of you
>Along next to that is a beach that stretches as far as the eye can see
>And finally next to that, is the large and tall hotel you and Umbra will be staying at
>"Wow..." Umbra says "It's beautiful! Is this really where we're going to be staying for a week?!"
"I'm really glad Twilight gave us those travel guides."
>"You two are going to love it here!" Wild Wind says "There's a little snack bar on the beach that serves the best drinks!"
>Sky Chaser and Wild Wind look around before flying down to the ground
>"There's the welcoming party." Sky Chaser says "The owner of the hotel is waiting out there just like the princess said."
>The pegasi pulling your chariot find a nice open spot before touching down
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>>30371095
>Stepping out of the chariot, you help Umbra out
>"Ahhhh!" Umbra says as she stretches her legs "The flight was wonderful, but I really need to stretch."
>You notice a pink mare with a turquoise mane coming up to you and Umbra
>She's dressed in a pink, green, and light yellow tie dyed sundress
>"Queen Umbra! King Anonymous! Hello!" She says in a mellow tone "Welcome to Feel Good Hotel and more importantly Equestria Bay!"
>She bows before you
>"My name is Breezy Melody." She says "I own this hotel."
>Ponies and their weird names
>"It's nice to meet you, Miss. Melody!" Umbra says with a smile
>"Princess Celestia wrote to me and informed me that you would be coming to my little hotel today!" She says "A Queen and King coming to my hotel for their honeymoon? It's such an exciting event!"
>You see a few ponies dressed in uniforms come out behind her
>"Since royalty has come to my hotel, we're rolling out the red carpet for you two!" She says before looking back at her employees "Help these two with their luggage will you?"
>You watch the two ponies pull your stuff out of the chariot and then trot back to the hotel
>"Allow me to show you two to your room." She says
>"Queen Umbra, King Anonymous, we're going to fly out and put the chariot on top of the hotel." Wild Wind says "After that we'll relax for a week before picking you both up."
"Sounds good." You tell them "Thanks boys."
>They nod their head before taking off into the sky
>"Lead the way." Umbra says
>Breezy turns and you and Umbra follow her into the impressive looking hotel

I realized I forgot to post this image last part!
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God dammit I need to be better at time management. Will post next part in the morning.

Also how long do you guys want the honeymoon parts to be?
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>>30367012
So what are they dead or something?
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>Stepping into the reception area, you see ponies of different types and colors walking in and out around you
>"Our hotel is a prime spot to stay at for couples like yourself." Breezy tells you as you walk over to the elevator
>Stepping inside, she inserts a key card before pressing the tenth floor button
>"Being esteemed guests, you two will be staying in our most luxurious room on the top floor." Breezy says
>"Ooh!" Umbra says "We're honored that you are giving us the special treatment."
>Reaching the top floor, you step out and walk down the ocean blue hallway
>Coming up to the door, Breezy inserts the card once more and opens the door
>"After you!" She says to you and Umbra
>Stepping into the room, you and Umbra are impressed by your room
>The walls are a nice cyan blue while the floor is marble
>A white bed with black sheets sits at the right end of the room looking towards a balcony
>Right above the bed is window looking into what looks like a shower
>"We really should do something nice for Celestia once we return home." Umbra says "This is just amazing."
>"I'm glad you like it, Queen Umbra!" Breezy says as she walks in front of you "As you can see this bed is made of only the softest material know to ponies."
>She points the the glass above the bed
>"On the other side is the bathroom which features a large shower and a large bath with many different settings!" She tells you "The balcony has two lounging chairs along with a view that is to die for!"
>She turns and smiles
>"Should you two want something to eat, just use the little phone on the nightstand and call for room service." She tells you "It's free of charge since you two are our guests."
>Breezy gives you and Umbra one more smile
>"Well I'll let you two get settled in and you can start your honeymoon. There are many things to do around Equestria Bay." She says "Should you need anything, please do not hesitate to find me!"
>Breezy bows one more time before heading out of the room
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>>30376522
>Looking around, you see your bags neatly placed at the foot of the bed
>Umbra walks up to the bed and places her nice round flank on it
>"Ooh this is comfortable." Umbra says as she bounces on the bed "Almost like our bed back home!"
>With a smile she hops off the bed and walks over to the balcony
>You follow her of course and find her with her front hooves on the rail
>"It's so beautiful out there." Umbra says
>You walk up and wrap your arms around her mid section
>Umbra looks back at you before placing her hooves on your hands
"Do you want to go out there?" You ask her "We can do whatever we want now."
>Umbra smiles
>"It's a shame we had to leave in the morning." Umbra says "Had we left in the afternoon yesterday like we were supposed to, we would have made it here in the evening, slept, and have gone out in the morning."
>You look out towards the horizon to see the sun is beginning it's decent
>"Now we only have a little time before the sun sets." Umbra says in more of a sadden tone
"We still have seven days, Umbra." You tell her "It's not like we're leaving anytime soon."
>Umbra chuckles
>"You're right." Umbra says before turning around and cupping your cheek "Then why don't we just walk along the beach? Maybe we can find a nice spot for tomorrow?"
>You kiss her on the nose
"Let's do it." You tell her "Then we'll come back and see what this place has to offer for food."
>"Hopefully we can find something for you, you picky eater." Umbra says
"What? I just can't eat hay like you ponies can." You tell "Well I could, but it might not sit well with my stomach."
>Umbra giggles before giving you a quick peck on the lips
>"Let's go, beloved." Umbra says "Maybe we can test how sturdy this bed is over the week..."
>You feel your face get warm as Umbra heads towards the door
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>tfw a girl is stalking me on Xbox
>Your life is dedicated to a Umbra

Anons, help.
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>>30379745
Is she at least cute?
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>>30379874
Not as cute as Umbra.
I don't know really. I met her because I was being a nice guy in Smite and carried her to victory. Now she just keeps inviting me to shit and whenever I join a party with my friends for some Tekken or whatever. She joins two seconds later and demands to be invited to whatever game
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>>30378626
>As you headed down the elevator and to the front doors, the receptionist at the desk waves her hoof at you
>"Here you go, King Anonymous." She says as she hands you a key card "This is your key to your room, if you lose it then somepony might try to get into your room."
>You take it and slip it into your pocket
"I'll make sure not to lose it." You tell her with a smile "Thank you!"
>Walking back over to your wife, you both head out to the warm beach
>As soon as you step outside, the cool breeze of the ocean washes over your face
>Looking over at Umbra, she has her eyes closed as her mane flows in the breeze
>When she opens her eyes, she looks down at her dress
>"Do you like this little sundress Rarity made for me?" Umbra asks "I've been meaning to ask you, but I'm worried about what you'll say."
>What would you even say that sounds mean?
"Of course I do." You tell her "You look cute and all natural."
>Umbra smiles
>Walking along the sidewalk, you come to the small stairs that lead down onto the beach
>"Look at all these ponies." Umbra says "It's going to be tricky finding a spot where we won't be bothered."
"You don't like the crowds?" You ask as you walk down the stairs
>"It's not that." Umbra says "I just want to be alone with my new husband."
>A small chuckle escapes you as you look from side to side
"Which way should we go?"
>"Hmmm..." Umbra says "Let's go north, Anonymous!"
>As soon as Umbra's hooves connect with the sand, she look down before a wide smile forms on her face
>"It's been far too long." Umbra says "Come on, my love! We need to find the perfect spot for tomorrow!"
>Feeling Umbra's magic form around your wrist, you walk along the beach with your happy wife along side you
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>>30379977
Oh, THAT kind of stalking. Sorry Rager, I'm not very much help when it comes to women. I've literally only been with one girl, and we've been married eight years now.
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>>30381143
Lucky bastard
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>>30381143
That's cool, Anon. Childhood sweetheart or something?
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>>30381244
Highschool. Met in freshman year and started dating in junior year. We also have two boys together.
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>>30380147
>This walk on with Umbra was very nice
>The both of you walked side by side down the beach as you took in the bay
>You really hope there's enough time to squeeze in a whole lot activities here
>Eventually two did find a nice little secluded spot to relax at tomorrow
>It isn't too far from the hotel and it's even closer to the snack bar Wild Wind and Sky Chaser told you about
>As you walk back to the hotel, you and Umbra stop and take a seat on the sand
>The sun slowly begins to slip behind the horizon signalling the end of the day
>The sounds of the waves gently crashing on the beach help put you at peace
>"It's unreal isn't it?" Umbra says as she rests her head against your shoulder "To think that you and I would be here today..."
"As a gift from Celestia."
>She laughs
>"If you had told me long ago that my worst enemy, Celestia, was going to send us on this honeymoon, I would have laughed at you." She tells you "Especially with how much we hated one another before!"
>You wrap your arm around her and she readjusts her head
"It make me happy to see you two getting along." You tell her "I thought it was the funniest thing watching you two dance during the wedding."
>Umbra smiles
>"Celestia really needs to work on her hoofwork though." Umbra says "All that time without you must have made her dancing skills nonexistent."
>You laugh
>"She's not as annoying as I thought she would be. I would actually consider her a friend." Umbra says before looking at you "It's all your fault, you dummy!"
>You laugh before Umbra kisses your cheek
>"All this is because you showed up at my doorstep that faithful day." Umbra says before standing up "Well then, shall we return to the hotel? I'm starving!"
>You smile and stand up as you and Umbra head back to the hotel
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>>30381594
I'm always amazed at what people read this story. That's pretty cool, Anon. I'm happy for you.
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>>30382114
Thank you. And it might also surprise you that I've been with this story this thread one.
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>>30382463
*since thread one.
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>>30382050
>As the sun set that day, you and Umbra returned to the hotel for the night
>To you luck, the room service menu had salads and fruit and even desserts
>As the next morning came around, you and Umbra awoke and ordered some breakfast
>The breakfast consisted of eggs, grapefruits, and pancakes
>A few birds fly by as Umbra holds out a berry with her magic
>Sitting on the balcony, you sip your tea as Umbra glances out to the beach
>Ponies are already out there laughing and playing around or just laying around and relaxing
>You can see that she can't wait to get out there
"So it says in this travel guide Twilight gave us, that there's a place here that let's you explore underwater with the use of magic." You say "So it's like snorkeling without all the equipment? That's actually kinda cool."
>"We should go there tomorrow!" Umbra says "It sounds like that could be a little adventure!"
>Finishing up your pancakes, you see Umbra smile get wider
>"Oh you're done!" Umbra says "Now we can get going!"
>You smile
"I told you not to eat so fast! You would not have had to wait so long." You tell her "The beach or our spot isn't going anywhere."
>Umbra smiles and rolls her eyes before flicking her tail at your nose
>"I can't help being excited!" Umbra says as she skips into your room "I'm going to get dressed! You get dressed too!"
>You chuckle
>That mare is going to be a handful this honeymoon
>Closing the travel guide, you head back inside to get ready

>>30382463
You're a trooper, Anon. Thank you for sticking around this long. It means a lot.
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>>30380792
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>>30383565
>Getting dressed in your red swim trunks that resemble the black, red, and white plaid pattern your pajama pants have, you start to fill a bag with towels to lay on and a thin blanket
>Breezy said that if you need sunscreen and other beach stuff that the lobby would provide it for you
>"A-Anonymous?" Umbra calls out from behind you
"What is it Umb-" You say before your cut off by the sight of your beautiful wife
>Umbra dressed in a white swimsuit that Rarity had made for her
>Pony swimsuits for a mare are weird because they just cover their crotchboobs and marehood with a bikini bottom
>Rarity went one step further of course and made her a little removable dress to go with it
>It only covers her back end though
>You wipe some of the blood leaking out of your nose
>"How do I look?" Umbra asks, her face all red
"You look amazing."
>She smiles before eyeing you up and down
"Honey, I don't know if I want you going out there." Umbra says as she steps a little closer "A-At least dressed like that."
>You could tell her the same thing
>You look over yourself
"What's wrong with the way I look?"
>She comes up before pushing you down onto the bed and climbing over you
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>>30385454
"What's gotten into you, Umbra?"
>She looks away in embarrassment before mumbling something into your chest
"Huh?"
>Her eyes meet yours, but she continues to mumble
"Come again?"
>"I don't want other mares looking at you!" Umbra says as her hooves travel up and down your bare chest "At this b-body..."
>She's getting awfully playful with her groping of you
>Shit, the downstairs area is booting up
"Umbra, if you keep rubbing up on me with the way you're looking, then we won't be going out to have fun in the sun today." You tell her jokingly "Besides look at you, I have to deal with stallions and maybe some mares looking at you!"
>"But I don't care what they think!" Umbra says "And I only belong to you."
"Exactly." You tell her with a smile as you reach up to cup her cheek "Let those mare stare and gawk, I've already have the perfect mare at my side."
>Umbra blinks a few time before smiling
"If it makes you feel better, I have a red tank top I can put on."
>"Please?" Umbra asks "It's just that you look so good in those swim trunks, beloved."
>You give her a playful slap on the rear which causes her to jump
"Now come on, let's get this honeymoon started!"
>"Yes!" Umbra says while nodding her head
>Umbra gets off you, allowing you to get up and grab your bag before heading out

My plan is to get through the beach scene and then the underwater one then we're summarizing the rest of the week and time skipping to Umbra and Anon heading off to Manehattan
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Bamp

I've also been here since thread one. This is the only thing I still do on this board
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This and Heart of War are the only threads that keep me here. I've been reading both for over a year
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>>30387068
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>>30387519
Same here
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>>30388167
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>>30387068
Been here since alastor, damn its been a long time since my senior year now, a whole year really flew by
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>>30386682
>Heading down to the main lobby, Umbra wanted to pick up some sunscreen and a little umbrella for you two, along with two pillows
>Leaving the hotel, you and Umbra walk over to the steps before heading down to the sand
>As soon as your feet and her hooves hit the sand, you notice that ponies are already glancing over to you two
"See?" You tell her "We were going to get ponies looking at us anyway. I mean we are King and Queen after all."
>She doesn't respond
"Umbra?"
>Looking over to your right, you see Umbra shooting small glares at some other mares
>Guess it can't be helped
"Come on, Umbra." You tell her before laughing "Let's get to our nice spot."
>Walking along the beach, you feel the cool ocean waves wash over your feet
>Good thing you had Rarity make you some flip flops
>Continuing on your way, you pass by fillies and colts playing around with a beach ball
>One of the fillies actually comes up to Umbra and asked her if she was really a queen
>It always warms your heart to see Umbra interacting with fillies and colts
>Umbra did tell the kids about herself and the empire and even you
>This prompted the colts to ask you how strong you were
>You just gave em the good ol' "I don't even know, I'm getting stronger everyday" answer
>That seemed to suffice as the colts got all excited
>Saying your goodbyes to the little one, you and umbra continued on your way
>Walking down a little bit away from the kids, you find your spot

>>30387068
>>30387519
>>30388351
It really does mean a lot. Especially with how new I was at typing green when I first started. You all stuck with me.
Thanks, Anons.

>>30389850
It's pretty crazy thinking back on everything that's happened since this story started
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The fuck is going on the last thing I remember was a jail break and its ending.
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>>30389988
That was a long time ago.

Well where we're at now, Anon and Umbra beat Celestia, got married, and Celestia sent them on a honeymoon as an apology for being so clingy.

Sombra is running the empire in Umbra's place
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Smite has been doing this special event so that's why there are pauses between parts
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>>30389072
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>>30389951
>"Yay!" Umbra says as she takes the bag from you "Here I'll set it up since you brought all this out here!"
>As Umbra begins to set up the towels and everything else, you take a look around at the spot you picked
>It's in the middle of a large hoof shaped rock looking out to the beach
>There are two palm trees at the entrance
>Really it's a nice area for you two to relax in peace
>"There we go!" Umbra says as she pats the towel "All set, beloved!"
>You smile and head over there
"You didn't set up the umbrella?"
>Umbra shakes her head before holding out the sunscreen
>"I want to try my hoof at sun bathing!" Umbra says with a smile "So I need you to put some rub some sunscreen on my neck, back, and behind."
>You brain process that last bit
"Oh!" You tell her, taking the bottle "I can definitely do that!"
>Umbra blushes before her horn starts to glow
>She unties the little string holding the skirt part of her swimsuit on
>"I won't be need this for now." Umbra says as she places it to the side
>Dammit calm down, Anon! This mare sleeps nude all the time!
>A shy smile forms on her face as she lays down on the towel
>Allowing you to move right behind her
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Bamp
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>>30393876
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>>30393166
Anon fingers Umbra under the towel.
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>>30395261
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>>30393166
>Opening the sunscreen, you pour some onto your hands
>You can see Umbra, looking back at you expectantly
>You just smile at her as you start to rub it together
>Placing your hands on her neck, you she sighs in delight as you start to rub it in
>"I hope Sombra doing alright with the empire." Umbra says as she starts to melt underneath your touch
"I'm sure he's doing just fine." You tell her as you move down to her withers "With all that lecturing he did to me, he better be."
>Umbra laughs before looking out to the ocean
>"We should bring Ammy next time. I'm sure she would love frolicking in the water." Umbra tells you "I still feel bad that we had to leave her alone."
"It's like leaving our child at home." You tell her as you rub the sunscreen onto her back
>Umbra smiles
>"I just hope she's having fun with Sombra." Umbra says as you finish applying sunscreen to the small of her back
>You look down
>Now comes her delicious booty
>Placing your hands on her cheeks, she jumps slightly before looking back to you
"Anything wrong?"
>"N-No." Umbra says "You just surprised me is all."
>Hmm...
>You wonder how far you can go with this
>Rubbing and kneading both cheeks, you eventually squeeze both of them
>A tiny moan escapes Umbra before she covers her mouth with her hoof
>She looks back at you with her face flushed with embarrassment
>You start to chuckle
>"D-Don't laugh!" Umbra says "You know just where to touch me!"
>She huffs
>She can't see it, but your starting to pitch a tent downstairs
You slowly pull the string holding her bikini bottom
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>>30397016
>More and more you pull as the string almost comes undone
>Just a little more and... There!
>Pulling the sting loose you try to move it to the other side
>Unfortunately your sneak attempt fails as Umbra glances back at the butt
>"A-Anonymous?" Umbra asks "Why did you undo my bikini?"
>Think of something!
"I, uh, need to move it so I can put sunscreen on your butt." You tell her "You did plan on trying full body sunbathing, right?"
>"Yes?" Umbra asks in an unsure tone
>You smile
"See? So just relax, my beautiful queen." You lean over and whisper into her ear "Let your husband take care of you."
>Umbra blushes and smiles before nodding her head
>While you're down next to her, you're entranced by the smell of Umbra
>She smells so nice
>You plant a small kiss on her neck, which gets her to shiver
>You see Umbra's hoof paw at the sand
>"A-Anonymous?" Umbra moans "That's not a banana is it?"
>Looking down, you notice that you've been hotdogging her through your trunks
"Alright screw this." You say with a chuckle as you sit up "You look way too good today, Umbra."
>You pull down your trunks, revealing your erect manhood for your wife
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>>30397913
Oh yeah, time for some
>pic related
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>>30397913
>Umbra's face goes red
>"A-A-Anonymous?!" Umbra says as she eyes your dick "What has gotten into you?!"
>Her eyes are glued to little Anon
"It's because of you." You say before gripping her butt harder "And this body of yours."
>She tries to be sly, but you can see her tongue slide along her lips
>She shakes her head to focus again
>"Not that I'm against it..." Umbra says "Trust me, beloved. I think it's extremely romantic to make love on the beach, but..."
>She looks out to the opening
>"What about the little ones?" Umbra says "What if they come over here? What if anypony walks by?!"
"For what?"
>"I don't know!" Umbra says "What if their ball comes over here and they need to get it?"
"What are the chances of that happening?!"
>You start to prod at Umbra's entrance
>"A-Anon..." Umbra moans
>You lean down again and press the tip to Umbra's lower lips
"Come on, Umbra. Let's get intimate on our honeymoon." You whisper "You know you want it."
>Umbra tries moving her butt back, but you respond by pulling away
"Come on, honey." You tell her "Tell me."
>You start to nibble on her right ear
>"Ah~!" Umbra says "I want it! Anonymous, please stop teasing me and just put it in!"
>You chuckle and start to insert yourself into her
>"A-Ah~!" Umbra says as her mouth hangs open
>She feels so goo-
>Your moment of bliss is cut off as you see a rainbow colored beach ball bounce in front of the opening of your spot
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>>30398277
Oh shit, my dick out
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>>30398277
aw shiet
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>>30398277
>be super old anon.
>sitting in that rocking chair you really like.
>just watching the sunset over your kingdom from a balcony on the castle.
>"Anon dear, are you out here?"
>you turn and see your wife walking out to be with you.
>she sits right down next to you.
>"Isn't this a romantic sight?"
"Yes Umbra, it is."
>"Mmm."
>You both sit in silence for a few minutes.
>"Do you know what this reminds me of?"
"What dear?"
>"That time you tried to have sex with me. On the beach!"
>you let out an audible sigh.
"You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?"
>she just looks at you, a smug grin on her face.
>"Never."
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>>30398277
"You have got to be shitting me!" You say in an annoyed tone
>"W-What is it?" Umbra says before she looks at the ball "Oh Celestia no ..."
>"Come on, go get the ball!" You hear one of the kids yell
>Umbra looks back to you
>"A-Anonymous, take it out!" Umbra says
>Looking up, you see the filly coming around
>Shit no time!
>Looking to your side, you grab the blanket you packed and drape it over your back ends
"Don't move your head." You tell her "Your mane should stop her from seeing this."
>The little white filly looks over and waves to you
>"Hi Miss Umbra! Hi Mister Anon!" She says before cocking her head to the side "What are you doing?"
>You feel Umbra wink on the underside of your cock
>She's so wet down here
>Doesn't help that it feels so warm down here too
"Enjoying paradise..." You say to yourself as you lean over Umbra
>This causes your member to delve deeper into her
>Umbra tries to hold back a moan
>"W-Well, little one." Umbra tries to say "Mister AnON is just putting sun screen on me."
>"Are you okay, Miss Umbra?" The filly asks "Your face is all red."

I forgot the pic for the last part again!
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>>30398670
>Your mind is in a pure state of bliss right now
>The fact that you two could be caught doing the dirty deed right now is getting you and Umbra more excited
>Maybe you could push in a little bit...
>Umbra has other plans as her vagina clamps down on your dick like an iron vice, preventing you from pushing in or pulling out
>This is too much!
>It feels like her soft velvety wall are just massaging your dick
"O-Oh fuck!" You whisper to her as you nibble on her neck
>Umbra tries to hold back another moan
>"Is Mister Anon okay?" The filly asks
>Umbra quickly nods her head
>"Yes, little one. He's just TOO excited!" Umbra says before a giggle escapes her "Little one, can you do something for us?"
>"What is it?" The filly asks
>"Can you and your friends try to keep the ball away from us?" Umbra says "Mister Anon and I were about to relax..."
>The filly nods her head
>"Okay!" She says "Enjoy your relaxing!"
>With that, the filly skips away with her ball
>As soon as she's gone, Umbra releases her vice grip on you and finally lets out that loud moan
>"You dummy~!" Umbra says as she places her head down on the sand "Do you even realize how hard that was?!"
>You finally slam your hips against her backside
>Umbra moans even louder as she looks back to you
"You deserve a reward for that!" You tell her as you kiss her
>Her tongue practically breaks in and assaults your tongue
>Pulling back, you both try to catch your breath
>"Anonymous?" Umbra asks
"Yeah?"
>"When we get back to the hotel tonight, I am going to have my way with you." Umbra says "For now you have the upper hand, so hurry up and love me."

If I decided to go through with the clop, it's only going to be one part.
What should I do, Anons? Do you guys really want it?
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>>30398718
i want it bad but i can hold out for something better if i have to
Also, this scene has made me laugh the most so far...hehe
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>>30398718
See >>30398285
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>>30398718
I can wait.
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>>30398192
Im not well versed in martini drinks
What did rager mean by this
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>>30398718
>Smiling you pull out and thrust into her again
>As much as you want to blow her mind, you need to be careful so that the kids don't hear you
>Because you bagged yourself the screamer type of mare
>So keeping it nice and slow is the smarter way to go
"H-Hey..."
>Umbra looks back at you with half lidded eyes
"Do that muscle thing again..."
>Umbra smiles as she starts to squeeze down on you
>You groan to which Umbra responds with a giggle
>"I do love watching you submit to me." Umbra says "Watching you break like that really got me excited."
>Even though you just started actually going at it all that time trying to be sneaky with the filly in front of you brought you close to your limit
"Umbra, I'm about to come..."
>"Pull out..." Umbra moans
"What?" You ask "Who are you? My Umbra loves when I shoot it inside her."
>Umbra smiles
>"I don't want it to get on my swimsuit when it leaks out." Umbra says "Pull out and I'll finish you with my mouth."
>Nodding your head you pull out and Umbra spins right around
>She pushes you down onto the sand as she takes you into your mouth
>You don't last long an buck your hips as you finally release inside of Umbra's mouth
>Leaning back against the sand, you let Umbra lick up what ever she can before sitting back up and pushing her down to the towel
>Locking lips with Umbra, you finger her while your lips are pressed against each other
>It doesn't take long before Umbra moans into your mouth and her orgasm takes her
>You didn't want her to splash all over your face, so instead it goes into the sand
>Laying down onto the blanket, you both try to catch your breath before looking at each other
>"I love you." You both say to each other as Umbra cuddles up to you and you wrap an arm around her
>Pulling the blanket over you two, you both finally begin to relax together

Like I said one part. I was thinking about doing this for each location
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>>30399855
Unf
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>>30399855
>You are Sombra
>As you sit on your sister's throne listening to the request of her subjects, you feel something in your horn
>It's a feeling all too familiar to you
>"The two of them are doing something stupid." You say "I can feel it."
>It must be the work of Anonymous!
>"Are you sure, Lord Sombra?" Arthas asks
>"I'm quite sure. I traveled with my sister for many years before we went our separate ways, I know when she's doing something stupid." You tell him "Even after I told the both of them that they needed to behave as they are representing the empire."
>You sigh and shake your head
>As the last pony walks away, Ariadne comes up to you
>"They're just having fun!" She says in a happy tone "They can do that since it's their honeymoon!"
>"I agree with Lady Ariadne." Arthas says "Let them enjoy their time away, my lord. They have earned it."
>You sigh
>So long as the two are not doing something like rutting in public then you suppose you have no need to worry
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>>30400665
>You are Lance
>Sitting at your booth in The Stray Mare, you look across at the empty spot next to Biggs
>It feels like Anon's been gone for so long already
"I kinda wished we could've went with them."
>"It's their honeymoon." Wedge says "We can't tag along for that."
>"It would just be weird." Biggs says
"I just miss them." You tell them "The empire just feels different without them."
>You take a drink
"Besides if we were at the beach we could find Wedge a marefriend!" You tell them "The beach is full of mares!"
>"Yeah, but knowing our luck we'd most likely find some creepy mare that would try making a pass at all three of us." Biggs says "Or we'd find mares that are actually stallions."
>"It seems very likely." Wedge says "That or we'd get turned down by every mare we'd meet."
"Yeah..." You say before sighing "When's Anon supposed to be back?"
>Biggs chuckles
>"We still got a long time until they come back." Biggs says "I just hope they're having fun out there."
>"They must be having the time of their lives." Wedge says "I only wonder what kind of adventure they're getting into."
>As your pizza comes around, Erika smiles at you all
>"Boy you guys sure look bored without Anon being here." Erika says "Is it true that Captain Arthas is just giving you guys really easy jobs to do till he comes home? Sucks to be you guys."
>You all groan as you grab a slice of pizza
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Alright I'm off to bed. See you Anons in the morning.
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>>30400700
Wait...i thought there was a Wedge x Eris thing going....
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>>30400783
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>>30400665
Sombra max fuddy duddy
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>>30401372
Yea
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>>30401372
Never said it stopped being a thing
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>>30403160
Good, cause I'm going down with that ship
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>>30402462
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>>30400700
>You are Wedge
>After eating some pizza with the guys, you had to leave early to pick up some things before heading home
>Like groceries
>Walking along the streets of the empire, you start passing by the school
>Looking over, you see the little fillies and colts playing outside for recess
>Eris is out there as well creating new and exciting things for the kids to use
>You smile
>"Hi, Wedge!" You hear somepony call out
>Looking over you see Cynthia flying over to you
"Oh hey, Cynthia." You say "Having fun?"
>She nods her head
>"Yup!" Cynthia says "Eris made it easy for us to play pirates!"
>You see a small looking pirate ship with fillies and colts on it being balanced on wave
>Chaos magic is something else
"Well I guess I shouldn't stop you from having fun." You tell her "Maybe after school two ponies that you know will take you to Fazmare's."
>Cynthia's eyes light up and she smiles before running back to the ship
>"Now there's a stallion I don't mind seeing." You hear Eris say
>Looking over, you see Eris walking over to you

>>30403466
I find it funny how you posted that question before I posted this
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>>30404649
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>>30404980
I just panicked when i saw they were trying to set Wedge up with somepony...I thought you might have forgotten, should have known better. I need my Wedheris
:)
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>>30405849
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>>30404980
>"Hey handsome, how's it going?" Eris asks
>You smile at the compliment
"Pretty good none the less." You tell her "It's just a bit boring without Anon around."
>"Tell me about it." Eris says with a huff "Umbra isn't here for me to mess with her. I mean I could just teleport to go see them, but I don't want her to yell at me."
>You chuckle and glance over to the kids
"Do you like doing this job, Eris?" You ask her "The kids seem to love you."
>Eris smiles and nods her head
>"I do love the little munchkins." Eris says looking over to them on the ship "And the job keeps me preoccupied almost everyday."
>Eris looks back at you
>"So how have you been?" Eris asks "I remember at the wedding Lance was dragging you around."
>You sigh
"Yeah, he was trying to find me a mare that would go out with me."
>"It didn't work?" Eris asks "No mare wanted a fine stallion such as yourself?"
>You chuckle and shake your head
>"Well that's good." Eris says with a smile "Guess it wouldn't hurt to ask if you want to go out on a date. Maybe we could pick up from where we left off."

Sorry everyone, I've was a bit busy today.
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Bed Bump
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>>30407875
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All right, finally awake
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>>30407817
Extremely powerful occult entities are my fetish.
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>>30407817
>Your ears perk up as you're a little confused
"Huh?"
>"You heard me." Umbra says as she boops your snout "Let's go on a date again, it's been too long since our last."
>You continue to look at her in disbelief
"You really want to go on another date again?" You ask "With m-me?"
>Eris nods her head
>"All four of you are cute, and you're the only one not spoken for." Eris tells you before looking away with a slight blush "I sort of have a thing for you nerdy types. I think you're the cutest."
>You blush as you look away
>"Besides I remember a long time ago that you were being awfully curious towards me. To the point that you even came back to my room that night." Eris says "You said so many nice things to me that night, like how you preferred how different I was compared to other mares. I would have rocked your world that night if it wasn't for my stupid brother kidnapping Anon."
>Oh yeah
>That night you and Eris were really about to get down to business, but Discord showed up and all that disappeared
>"It made me a little sad too because we didn't seem to pick back up after we brought Anon back home." Eris says before pouting "You and the other boys just focused on training."
"I'm sorry about that, it really was my fault." You tell her "It's just that Princess Celestia was coming and Arthas wanted us to be ready."
>You take a deep breath
"I still believe in what I said that night, you're different than any other mare here." You tell her "And I actually wouldn't mind going out with you again."
>Eris smiles
>"So how about we go at the end of the week?" Eris asks
>You smile and nod your head
"I'd like that." You tell her "I'll even see if I can reserve something for us at The Emerald Cafe."
>"It's a date then." Eris says with a smile before patting you on the head "Until then."
>As Cynthia's teacher starts to call all the students back, Eris walks over to clean up the ship
>With a smile, you congratulate yourself before heading off to get those groceries
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>>30410953
>Umbra says as she boops your snout
Really confused me for a sec there.
Also,
SQQQQEEEEEEEE!!!
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Tornado sirens are going on and off here. It's looking a little dodgy.
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>>30413105
I'm in a thunderstorm right now.
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Storm Chaser Rager seems to be in the clear.

>>30413099
Yeah I was just noticed it after I posted it. It was just looking real bad outside so I didn't proofread it.
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>>30414653
Where are you again rager? Michigan?
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>>30414978
Wisconsin
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>>30410953
>You are Umbra
>As the sun begins to rise signaling the start of a new day, you open your eyes to see your beloved's sleeping face
>Rubbing the sleep with your eyes, you see that you were sleeping on your Anonymous's chest
>You giggle as you rest your head back on his shoulder
>After you two relaxed on the beach till the sun set, you and Anonymous returned back to your room
>Anonymous wasn't really prepared for you to push him down onto the bed and ride him until you both passed out from exhaustion
>You did tell him you were going to have your way with him
>And the look of bliss on his face proved to you that he loved it
>You will say that your butt does hurt a little bit
>Feeling his chest rise and fall below you, joy fills your body
>Yesterday was such a wonderful start to your honeymoon
>Anonymous sure does know how to keep things exciting
>Upon feeling him stir, you look up and see his eyes begin to open
>You kiss his cheek as his hands find their way onto your back
"Good morning, my husband."
>"Morning, Umbra." Anonymous says "Did you sleep alright."
"Like a rock after last night."
>Anonymous smiles before patting your butt
>"I really didn't know you wanted it that badly." Anonymous says "You could've just asked."
"Where's the fun in that?" You ask him "I wanted to get you like how you got me."
>"Minus the filly." Anonymous says
>You giggle before sitting up
"Why don't you order us some breakfast, beloved?" You tell him "I'll get the bath started because you and I need it."
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>>30412340
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>>30415918
>Anonymous nods his head before reaching over to the phone
>Climbing off him you head into the next room to start the bath ready
>Breezy was not exaggerating when she said the bathtub was large
>Turning the dials, hot water begins to pour out and into the tub
>"Umbra, honey, what do you want?" Anonymous asks through the glass
>You turn around and smile at him
"I'll have whatever you are having!"
>"Really? Umbra, I'm getting the whole menu it feels like." Anonymous tells you "Last night really worked up an appetite."
>You blush before your own stomach begins to growl
>Seems you worked up an appetite as well
"Yes, honey." You tell him "I'll have whatever you're are having."
>Anonymous nods his head before going back to the phone
>Once the water has filled up most of the tub, you dip a hoof in to test the temperature
"Just right." You say with a smile as you hear Anonymous come in the bathroom nude
>"Alright, it going to take them a while though so we have some time to get cleaned up." He says
>You're so entranced by the sight of your naked husband that he has to snap his fingers to snap you out of it
"Sorry about that." You say with a blush "Come now, beloved. Let us get washed up as we have another day of fun in store!"
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>>30416952
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Weird.
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>>30418026
10 again
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>>30415053
Right in tornado alley then huh
Us new york nibbas dont really get much, especially when you live in queens
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>>30420209
Meath, Ireland
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>>30421172
Alabama. It sucks here now
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>>30421378
can confirm. It sucks in sweet home right now. We've had more rain in the last 2 weeks then we got all last summer and winter...and it's still falling...
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I'm somewhat typing. I'm just excited for something tonight.
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>>30422563
Gonna get some ass Rager?
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>>30422853
You could say that. Will post pics in about thirty minutes.
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Bamp
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>>30423145
>Four hours ago

Killing me Rager

Bumperino
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>>30417157
>While you were getting cleaned up from last night's activities, you heard the door to your room open
>"Enjoy your breakfast!" A pony say before you hear to door shut
>After getting washed up and dried off, you and your beloved got changed into your swimsuits before sitting down for breakfast
>Looking out at the beach, you still find yourself in awe of the view you both got
>It's absolutely stunning watching the waves dance onto the beach
>What a wonderful gift, Celestia...
>"Here's your eggs." Anonymous says as he places your plate down in front of "And your pancakes, And cereal, fruit bowl, orange juice..."
>As Anonymous keeps putting food on the table you take a look at the guide
"So it seems we need to take a little trip across the bay to reach that little place that lets us explore underwater."
>"I think I saw carriages on our way to the beach." Anonymous says "We could just use them."
>You smile as you put the guide down
"Then we should eat as fast as we can!" You tell him "That way we can get going sooner!"
>Anonymous chuckles
>"Umbra, you don't want to get sick now do you? Because if you eat all that quickly, you will." Anonymous says "And I don't think you want to waste a day being sick."
>Anonymous is right
>Maybe you should take your time this morning
>Picking up your fork, you and your husband begin to dig into your breakfast

Sorry about the one part tonight, Anons. I'll make it up to you tomorrow, I promise.
I said I'd post pics, but it is late and I'm really sleepy


>>30424368
Sorry. We decided to eat and watch wrasslin before coming home.
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So this was my hot date last night, Anons. Sorry for blowing you off for her.
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>>30425702
She kinda towers over Rarity though. Also my cat wasn't too happy about Umbra stealing her spot.
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>>30425702
>>30425715
Damn. That's nice.
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>>30425715
She's a big girl
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>>30425752
Thanks, Anon
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>>30425834
And I love it!
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>>30425715
>>30425702
That is impressive. Now you just need a fleshlight.
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>>30425834
4 u
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>>30425702
>>30425715
Nice. I bet that was an expensive piece of work
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>>30425099
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>>30424563
>Once you had both finished eating your breakfast, you got changed in your swimsuits once again before heading out
>Walking along the wooden walkway, you both eventually come across a white stallion with a blond mane waiting by a stagecoach
"Should we ask him?" You ask Anonymous
>Anonymous nods and walks over to him
>"Hey buddy, my wife and I are looking to get around to that one tourist spot." Anonymous tells him "The one where you can go exploring under water with magic?"
>"Oh! I know the one." The stallion says before looking over at you "That's your wife?"
>Anonymous looks back at you and smiles
>"That she is." He tells him "I honestly know I don't deserve a mare as perfect as her, but I'm happy she's chose me too."
>You feel you your heart flutter
>"You're a lucky stallion." The stallion says "You two are that Queen and King coming in for your honeymoon aren't you?"
"That's right!" You tell him "We just recently arrived here and would like to see the sights of the bay."
>"Well hop on in and I'll give you two a lift!" The stallion says "It would be rude to turn down royalty."
>Anonymous laugh
>"We're just Anon and Umbra here." Anonymous tells him as you walk over to the stagecoach
>You nod your head as Anonymous helps you into the carriage
"This isn't our empire." You tell him "The formalities aren't needed, but thank you."
>Anonymous climbs into the carriage with you as the stallion puts on his harness
>"Nonsense! You two are the talk of the bay!" He says looking back to you "Anyway the name is Silver Buster! And I'll take you to where you need to be!"

Nier Automata or Final Fantasy XIV Online The Complete Edition? I can't decide.

>>30427885
>Pic Related
I've thought about it

>>30429041
That she was!
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>>30431184
Get Nier, 10/10
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>>30431184
>While Silver Buster takes you to your destination, you take a look around the city streets
>Many shops line the streets, each selling different items than the last
>It seems like they never end
>You think to yourself
>It could actually be fun to come down here and look at all the shops
"Honey?"
>Anonymous looks over to you
>"What's up, Umbra?" He asks
"One of these days we should come here and see if we can find some souvenirs to bring home." You tell him "I know that I want to get something for Ariadne and Eris."
>"Maybe if we find something for Sombra and Arthas those two won't be two sticks in the mud." Anonymous says
>You giggle
>"So is this your first trip to Equestria Bay?" Silver Buster asks
"It is."
>"Oh wow, you two couldn't have picked a better time to come." Silver says "Near the end of the week there's going to be a big party happening down on the beach. It's sort of like a festival we hold to thank the ponies that came before for setting up a settlement here."
>"What exactly happens?" Anonymous asks
>"We dance, we eat, and we hold little contests." Silver says "It's a really fun time."
>Anonymous nods his head and smiles before looking at you
>"Looks like we have something to do near the end of this trip." Anonymous says
"I agree!" You say with a smile "It sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun."
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>>30430697
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>>30432647
bump
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>>30433637
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>>30434476
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>>30431908
>After a short while, you and Anonymous finally seemed to arrive at your destination
>"Alright this is it!" Sliver Buster says as Anonymous climbs out
>Scooting over to Anonymous, he helps you out
"Thank you very much, Sliver."
>"Yeah we owe you one." Anonymous tells him
>"Ah don't mention it!" Silver says "If you two need a ride back to the hotel, I'll just wait for your two there!"
>He points over to a spot where other carriages with other stallions are
>"Alright once we're done here we'll come over." Anonymous says
>"If I'm not there than it means I'm taking someponies somewhere. I try to be quick." Silver says "But if you two are in a hurry don't hesitate to ask one of my brothers for a lift!"
>Saying goodbye, you and your beloved approach the building ahead of you

>>30431565
Do I need to know a ton about the first?
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>>30435010
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>>30435121
Not at all, I didn't play the first
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>>30435121
>"This place looks pretty high end." Anonymous says as you approach the building in front of you
>The building is all white
>Along the outside are sea colored windows
>Leading up to the doors is a stone path with flowers of different color lining the sides
>It looks pretty on the outside
>"Explore the underwater beauty of Equestria Bay..." Anonymous reads on a board sitting in the grass "Only twenty bits! Ten for couples!"
"Well if we didn't have Celestia's little button this would have came in handy." You tell him "Should we still show them our rings?"
>Anonymous chuckles
>Looking up at the sign, you read it out loud
"Journey Under The Sea..." You say "I like that."
>"Well then come on, Umbra." Umbra says as he walks ahead "We're burning daylight out here!"
>You giggle before following him to the doors

>>30437580
Alright then I guess I'm getting it!
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>>30438477
>Anonymous opens one door for you, allowing you to head inside
>Looking around the room, it has the same color scheme as outside
>White walls and a cyan colored carpet
>Couches line the sides of the rooms
>At the back of the room sits an unmanned desk with a door besides it
>Above the desk is another board that explains what happens here
"Huh." You say "That's strange."
>"What is?" Anonymous asks as he step inside
"There's no one at the desk." You tell him "Is this establishment even open?"
>"Should be. The doors were open." Anonymous says "Maybe we should ring that bell?"
>Looking back over at the desk you see the little bell Anonymous is talking about
>Walking up to the desk, you ring it
>...
>Nopony comes out
>Anonymous rings the bell
>...
>Still nothing
"Maybe it is closed..." You say in a sadden tone
>"Ah man, this sucks." Anonymous says "I really wanted to try this with you."
>Your ears drop
>You were really looking forward to this too
"Well I suppose we could go to all those shops now." You say "We are close by..."
>Anonymous sighs before nodding his head
>As you two turn around and head to the doors, you head another one open
>"W-Wait!" You hear a pony call out
>Turning around you see a cyan colored mare with white mane come out of the door
>She stops in front of you both before trying to catch her breath
>You look at her cutie mark to see that it's a sea shell with a starfish besides it
>When she finally calms down, she looks up and smiles at you
>"Welcome to my little business!" She says before holding out her hoof "My name is Gentle Tide!"
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>>30436813
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>>30439514
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>>30438580
>A wide smile forms on your face as you take the mare's hoof
"Hello! I am Umbra and this is my husband Anonymous." You tell her "We came here to see if we could partake in the activities that go on here."
>The mare tilts her head
>"Umbra and Anonymous..." She says to herself "Oh! You two are the royalty that Princess Celestia sent here!"
>"Word travels fast doesn't it?" Anonymous asks with a smile
"Honestly I feel like a celebrity in this town." You tell him "I'm just waiting for ponies to start asking us for our autographs."
>Gentle Tide laughs
>"Sorry, we just aren't used to seeing royalty come by." She says "Also sorry for not answering you when you rang the bell I was just checking up on something."
>You smile
"It's quite alright!"
>"It's a good thing you showed up finally." Anonymous says "We were just about to leave."
>The mare rubs the back of her head
>"We don't want that! I don't want to be the only place that let you two down!" Gentle Tide says as she walks behind her desk "So I assume you both are here to explore?"
"That's right!" You say "We've never done anything like this before and we thought it would be fun!"
>"Well that is no problem." Gentle Tide says "You're a powerful mare so I'm sure this will be no problem for you!"
>You see Gentle Tide put a sigh up on the desk that says "With V.I.P! Please wait till get back"
>"Alright come on you two!" Gentle Tide says as she walks towards the door "I'll get you two started!"
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>>30440713
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>>30442170
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>>30443221
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>>30441469
>Following Gentle Tide out the door on the side, you come outside to a little walkway
>It extends out over the ocean
>At the end is another white building
>"So I guess I should tell you how you two are going to explore the sea." Gentle Tide says "Well we're going to use magic of course!"
>"Yeah we saw that on the guide Princess Twilight gave us." Anonymous says "Just how is it going to work?"
>"Well I'm glad you asked!" Gentle Tide says "I'm going to show Queen Umbra a spell that will create a bubble over your heads. Now don't worry it won't pop or anything, it will actually feel like nothing is there."
"So it's not a water breathing spell?"
>"Nope! Those are too complex and require you to manage it. You don't want your swim to be cut short because you couldn't maintain the water breathing spell." Gentle Tide says "With the bubble you just cast it and boom! Don't need to worry about it."
"Interesting." You say "I'm actually excited to try it!"
>"I think I might need some help." Anonymous says "My magic is more used for fighting or being lazy."
>You giggle
"I'll help step by step beloved."
>Entering the white building, you see a large pool in the center
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Fucking hell, I'm about to pass out here. I think I'm going to call it fro the night before I knock out.

Tomorrow I might not be around as my uncle is paying me to do some more yard work, but I will post as soo as I can

I will try to wrap up the bay bit so we can move on
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>>30444589
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>>30445987
Be back in a bit, anons
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>>30446506
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>>30447463
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>>30448139
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Bump city
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>>30449666
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I wonder when Rager will come back
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>>30445503
>Anonymous walks over to the pool and glances inside
>"Does this lead right into the ocean?" Anonymous asks
>"That's right! Ponies that do this go through there, but can come back however they want." Gentle Tide says as she brings you a book "If you two don't feel like coming back, you could just swim onto land!"
>Opening the book you begin to look at the simple instructions on each page
>This doesn't look too difficult at all!
>This is something even your little ones in the empire could pull off flawlessly
>You giggle to yourself before attempting to cast the spell
>As your horn starts to glow you see the red bubble form around you
>Once it fully forms, the bubble stays around your head before vanishing
>"That's so cool." Anonymous says "Back in my world we have to put on all this gear to do that."
"Honey, look at this book." You tell him as you pass him the book "I want you to try and do it on your own."
>Anonymous takes the book and holds it in a strange fashion
>"I don't know Umbra." Anonymous says "My simple human brain and magic might aren't on the same level as yours."
>You smile and boop his forehead
"I am sure that you will do perfectly fine." You tell him "Remember you carry magic that once belong to Sombra, but has now become yours."
>Anonymous smiles and nods his head before looking down at the book
>You watch a faint red aura form over his body before it all moves up to his head
>The bubble that forms takes on a red color before it vanishes

Alright! Got paid, got Nier, and I got money to see Spooderman!
Good job keeping the thread going Anons!
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>>30452627
>"Did I do it?" Anonymous asks
>You smile and nod your head
"I told you that you could it."
>"Well that was really easy!" Gentle Tide says "I usually have to cast the spell for the ponies."
>Gentle Tide starts to heads back to the doors
"So do we just jump in?"
>She nods her head
>"Yup! Just jump in and explore! When your done just come back here or just walk onto the beach." She says "Have fun you two!"
>As she exits the room, you look over at Anonymous
"Ready?"
>Anonymous nods his head before jumping into the pool
>Not wanting to be left behind, you jump in right after him
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>>30452317
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>>30453688
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Boop
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>>30454619
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>>30453033
>Closing your eyes, you feel yourself submerging under the water
>But you don't feel your head get wet at all!
>Opening your eyes, you find yourself looking at an incredible sight
>In front of you is the vast beautiful ocean floor
>Sea creatures of different sizes and colors swim past and around you
>And the plant life down here is the absolute cherry on top
>"This is so cool!" Anonymous says with such amazement as she swims around you "It actually feels like I'm breathing underwater!"
>He looks so happy
"The spell works like a charm." You tell him "Now we can explore to our hearts content."
>"Umbra, look!" Anonymous says point off to what looks like the wreckage of a ship "Come on let's go explore that!"
>You smile and look at him
"Race you there, my love!" You tell him as you take off "Last one there has to give the winner a massage!"
"That's more of a reward!" You hear Anonymous yell behind you "But you're on!"
>You laugh once more as you both swim towards the ship

Happy 4th Anons! Stay safe and don't blow yourselves up!
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Freedom Boop
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>>30456482
>The rest of your days from that point forward was just filled with adventure.
>After exploring the sea for quite some time, you and Anonymous ended up pulling a chest full of treasure out of the ocean
>Not being able to keep it of course, you gave it to Gentle Tide as a thank you
>The next day, you and Anonymous walked around the forest that was near the far end of the bay until stopping to have a picnic
>It was a nice and tranquil time as you two didn't run into any other ponies
>The day after that was filled with lots of shopping for souvenirs
>As much as you don't want to admit it, you would have went a bit overboard if not for Anonymous stopping you
>Picking out some nice things that your friends back home will enjoy, you and Anonymous returned to the hotel
>The next day you spent on a tour around the bay by boat
>You and Anonymous learned so much about the history of the bay from that tour
>The next day was just spent lounging around on the beach once again
>And finally came the party that Silver Buster mentioned
>When you and Anonymous arrived, the both of you were treated extremely well
>There was a magnificent feast along with many activities to do
>Anonymous even convinced you to learn the dance that the mares here at the bay preformed
>You agreed to it so long as Anonymous would try to learn the fire spinning dance that the stallions preformed
>Once the festivities ended, you and Anonymous returned to the hotel once again to share a romantic night before your departure tomorrow

Off to Manehattan tomorrow!
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>>30455868
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>>30458933
Will you be talkin about the real ass niggas
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>>30461998
Alt Anon? Sombra? Anon?
Who are these real ass niggas we are talking about?
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>>30461298
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>>30458933
>"Is everything packed, beloved?" Umbra asks
>You are Anon
>Nodding your head, you zip up your bags before turning around
"Yup. We're all set."
>Umbra doesn't smile this time
>Instead she walks out towards the balcony
>She's been like this all morning
>Walking out there, you see her wipe the tears from her eyes
>You walk up behind her and hug her
"I know how you feel Umbra." You tell her "I don't want to leave either."
>"It's been so nice having a change of scenery." Umbra says "I know we are not heading home yet, but this place has been paradise."
"You sound like we'll never come back." You tell her "When we have free time we should come back again."
>Umbra sighs before nodding her head
>"We have to come back." Umbra says "Promise me."
>You smile
>"I promise." You tell her "We'll come back and we'll bring Ammy along next time. I'll make sure of it."
>Looking down, both you and Umbra see your ride arrive
"Time to go."
>Umbra nods her head before turning around to give you one long kiss
>When she pulls way, you grab your bags and head downstairs
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How does Nintendo do it, Anons?
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Bamp
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>>30464996
Oh my.
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Sorry. everyone it's been kind of a lazy week for me.

I'm sure you already guessed it since the part production has been down 80%
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>>30464996
I want to protect that smile
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>When you step out of the elevator, you find the hotel staff already waiting for you
>They're standing in a way that they're creating an path for you and Umbra to walk down
>They take your bags before rushing outside
>Walking down the path, the staff of the hotel gives you some parting gifts on your way out
>Getting outside, you see Breezy Melody waiting by your chariot
>Along the way, you see Silver Buster, Gentle Tide, and those fillies and colts from your first day waving at you two
>"We're really sad to see you two go, but we can't keep you two here forever." Breezy Melody says as you two approach her "It's been an honor to have you stay at our hotel."
>"It was an amazing vacation." Umbra says "I think I can speak for the both of us when we say that we will always cherish our time here."
"So much so that we'll come back as soon as we have the time!"
>Breezy Melody smiles before a hotel pony comes by with two colorful leis and a camera
>"We hope it's not too much trouble, but could we get a picture of you two before we send you off?" She asks
>"So long as we can get a copy as well." Umbra says before looking at you "We can send it back home to Sombra."
"Good idea." You tell her as you take one of the leis and put it on Umbra
>Putting yours on, you and Umbra pose while the pony snaps a photo
>The pony hands Umbra the copy of the photo and you help her into the chariot before climbing in yourself
>"Bye! Do come again soon!" Breezy says as you start to move "We'll miss you!"
>As your chariot begins to take off into the sky, you wave goodbye to the ponies of the bay and Equestria Bay itself

I should mention that the other honeymoon spots won't have as many parts as the bay
Hope that's okay
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>>30469517
Perfectly fine my man

Bumperino
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>>30464996
God damn i love dark girls
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>>30469517
Personally just hoping that they act like actual tourists and bump into some beefy guy who wants to fight them
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>>30470332
We do need more 'action' in these parts *wink, wink*
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Gonna go see Spider Man, be back in a few hours.

>>30470332
I kind of have something like that in mind
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Honestly, I like them both but Marina is a little better than Pearl.
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If you like capeshit go see Spider Man. Best Marvel movie I have seen.

9/10
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>>30471475
Thoughts on next three? Thor, Black Panther, and Infinity War?
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I forgot to mention that they had up posters for the My Little Pony Movie already. I tried getting one, but they didn't have one.

>>30471492
>Thor
Looking forward to see how Thor gets into that mess and how he gets out

>Blank Panther
Not really too interested since I've never really been a Black Panther fan, but I might go see it with friends

>Infinity War
Well that's the big pay off so I want to see how we build up to it and do it. I guess I'm hesitant for it
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>>30471555
>Not really too interested since I've never really been a Black Panther fan, but I might go see it with friends

Yo he's basically Batman with the funds and technology of an advanced civilization. And that cast is chocked full of award winners
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>>30471565
Don't get me wrong, I think the character is cool and all, but I need to rewatch the trailers again.
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>>30471475
Yeah, I'm going to go see it on Sunday.
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>>30471707
Just saw Spider Man. HOLY FUCK. Might be my favorite spiderman movie. And the reason Im a black panther stan is because I grew up with the 98 comic. Thor is gonna be great. I'm all for more Hulk.
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>>30469517
>As the view of the land disappears, you look over at Umbra and see her writing something down
>"With love, your sister Umbra and your brother in law Anonymous!" Umbra says out loud before turning to you "Want to sign it?"
>Taking the postcard, you sign your name down before giving it back to her
>Umbra's horn lights up and the post card poof away
>"There!" Umbra says "He should be getting it soon."
>You feel Umbra place her head on your shoulder
>"I hope Manehattan is just as fun as the bay." Umbra says
"I'm sure it will be." You tell her "The city huge! I'm sure we'll find something to keep us entertained."
>"Have you been there before?" Umbra asks
>You nod your head
"I came up here once with Rarity." You tell Umbra "We just need to come pick up some stuff for her so she brought me along to do the heavy lifting."
>You lean back
"I really wanted to look around and explore." You tell Umbra "Guess I have that chance with you now."
>Umbra smiles
>"You two are going to like it there." Sky Chaser says "Why don't you two take it easy and relax, it's going to be a while before we get there."
>Umbra lets out a small yawn, before nuzzling up to you
>Leaning back some more, you let her take a little cat nap on your chest as you continue on to Manehattan
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>>30475228
>inb4 they set down in the shit hole known as Jamaica
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Time for Spooderman.
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>>30479835
Hope you enjoy it, Anon
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>>30481243
Oh I loved it. And I'm going again next week to see planet of the apes.
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Bumperino
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>>30475228
>You are Sombra
>Sitting down at the dinner table, you find Edith has already prepared your breakfast for you
>The scent of eggs and coffee fills your nose which makes you stomach rumble
>Taking your seat, you see Ariadne come into the dining room
>"Good morning, Lord Sombra!" She says with a bright smile "Everyone is awake and ready to start their day!"
>"Well done, Ariadne." You tell her "I'm sure without you this castle would fall into disarray!"
>Ariadne smiles before sitting down next to you
>"Princess Luna will be here later this evening." Ariadne says
>A small smile forms on your face
>Luna has been coming by to visit you occasionally before she attends to her duties as Princess of The Night
>Perhaps tonight you two can share the moonlight and-
"Once you're are done at the school, you should meet right with her!" Ariadne says
>What?
"What this about the school?"
>Ariadne smiles and pulls out a letter
>You raise an eyebrow as she passes it to you
>Taking the letter, you begin to read it out loud
>"Ariadne, Tell Sombra that I scheduled him to meet with the little ones at their school in my absence." It reads "If he asks why or tries to weasel his way out, show him this letter."
>Looking back up, Ariadne continues to smile
>"Sombra, you act all scary and intimidating. You should be more upbeat and less of as Anonymous puts it 'A stick in the mud.'" It says "Meeting with the little once should help with that. Try to refrain from scaring them please."
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Alright this lazy week is finally coming to an end. Thanks for putting up with it. Here's something sweet I found! Kind of funny how it was when we were just at the bay!

https://derpibooru.org/1481599?q=queen+umbra

It's Anthro so warning
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>>30482580
"WHAT?!"
>"Knowing you brother, you must be throwing one of your signature temper tantrums right about now." It says "In which case Ariadne should be handing over a cherry filled cupcake. Your favorite type of pastry"
>You look up and see Ariadne scoot said cupcake across the table
>Damn you, Umbra
>She always has something up her cape
>"Please do try to enjoy yourself." The letter says "I'm sure the little ones might even show you something that'll warm your heart!"
>You roll your eyes
"With love, your sister Umbra."
>Placing the letter down on the table, you look at Ariadne
>"You're going to have so much fun!" Ariadne says "Lady Umbra loves going to see the kids at the school!"
"I can't believe she thinks she can just buy me with this delicious looking treat!" You tell her "I swear when she comes back I'm going to-!"
>Your horn starts to tingle
>A red glow forms in front of you before you see what looks like a postcard appear in front of you
"What's this?"
>Taking the card you take a look at the front to see your sister and Anonymous both smiling at the camera with a look of utter happiness

Bet you didn't see a part coming out this early!
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Sorry WWE PPV was on and I went to my uncles
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>>30488563
No worries my man

Bumperino
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>>30485565
>A smile forms on your face
>"Is that from Lady Umbra?!" Ariadne asks
"Indeed it is!" You tell her "Looks like her and Anonymous had a wonderful time down there at the bay. I guess their on their way to Manehattan."
>"Can I see it!?" Ariadne happily asks
"Of course you can." You tell her as you hand over the card
>Ariadne takes it and begins to giggle
>"Lady Umbra looks so happy!" Ariadne says "I guess I would be too if Lance was holding me like that!"
>Anon is holding your sister as if she was a stuffed animal
>"I should make them a little frame for these postcards!" Ariadne says "That way they can remember their trip!"
"That's an excellent idea." You tell her as you sip your coffee "It will be a nice welcome home present."
>Ariadne smiles before skipping out of the room
>Picking up the news paper, you start to get down to your breakfast
>But one question still lingers in your mind
>You wonder what Eris was doing last night in her room?
>In any case, you hope she comes down soon
>You're going to need her help with this school business that Umbra dropped you into
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>>30489863
>You are Eris
>After Ariadne came in and nudged you awake, you closed your eyes for a few more minutes before wrapping your tail around your fuzzy little pillow
>Last night was too fun and you just really wanted to sleep in
>Eventually you start to feel your pillow move around in your arms
>Opening your eyes, you see the stallion start to stir
>You smile as you hold him tighter
"Morning, hot stuff." You tell him as his eyes start to open
>Wedge's eyes open up and he lets out a yawn
>He rubs his eyes before giving you a small smile
>"H-Hey." He says in a groggy tone
>You giggle
"So stud, did you have fun last night?" You ask with a smile
>"It was something else. I would even say it was the funnest night of my life!" Wedge says "I never done anything like that before."
>He turns to face you
>"What about you?" He asks "I-I wasn't too boring or anything, right?"
>You smile and boop his nose
"You did fine." You tell him "You actually did better than I expected from a stallion, which made everything even better."
>Wedge blushes which causes you to laugh
>"Thanks, Eris." Wedge says
"What for?"
>"For giving me a reason to get stronger." Wedge says "Anon has Queen Umbra and the empire, Lance has his sister and Ariadne, and Biggs has Eliza. Now I can say I have you."
>You smile and kiss him
"Don't let those three leave you behind." You tell him "You're a team and you four need to be able to support each other."
>Wedge smiles
"I'll be cheering you on." You tell him "Now lets go get something to eat, I'm starving!"
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>>30493998
Alright Wedge!
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>>30493998
Fantasy, satisfied.
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Bumperino
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>"You ever that feeling that something strange happened back home, beloved?" Umbra asks "In a good way of course."
>You are Anon
>Nodding your head you look over to her
"It feels like we're in for a surprise when we get home."
>"Queen Umbra? King Anon? We're coming up on Manhattan now." Sky Chaser says
>Sitting up in the chariot, both you and your wife look over the side to see your next honeymoon spot come into view
>Umbra opens her mouth in awe as you fly around the Equestrian version of the Statue of Liberty
>As the two pegasi start flying into the city, Umbra can't stop looking all around
>"Look how tall these buildings are, my love!" Umbra says
>"If you two look to your left, you'll see the hotel you two will be staying at!" Wild Wind says
>Looking around, you let out an impressed whistle at the white building
>"Think we'll be on the top floor again?" Umbra asks
"I hope so." You tell her "Imagine the view of the city from up there!"
>"We can't really touch down in the busy street so we're going to land in a park." Sky Chaser says "From there a chauffeur will take you guys to the hotel."
>Makes sense
>As you two start to fly away from your hotel, you find yourself coming up on the park
>There are a few ponies around, but it doesn't look like they're waiting for you
>Except for one
>Touching down in the park, you see a pony in a black suit waiting for you
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Mega Boop!
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Anyone playing anything interesting?
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>>30501992
Just played since CSGO

Bumperino
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>Hoping out of the carriage, you give your legs a quick stretch
>The older looking gray unicorn stallion with a slick back white mane in the black suit approaches
>"Good morning, King Anonymous." He says in an almost french accent as he bows to you "How wonderful it is to finally meet you."
"Hello there." You reply back as you help Umbra out of the carriage "I take it you're our ride to the hotel?"
>"Indeed I am." He says "I will also be you chauffeur for the remainder of your stay."
>"Wonderful!" Umbra says as she finishes stretching her legs "It's nice to make your acquaintance um..."
>"Sebastian, Queen Umbra. It is an honor to meet the mare that defeated Princess Celestia" The stallion says "Please allow me to get your bags."
>As Sebastian turns to get your bags, you notice that Sky Chaser is calling over to you
>"So we assume you're off then?" Umbra asks them
>The two stallions nod their heads
>"We'll see you two in a week." Sky Chaser says "We're off to stay at our hotel! We'll come back at the end of the week like last time."
"Have fun you two."
>Saying goodbye to your ride, you and Umbra look around the park
>"We should have a picnic here." Umbra says
"That'll be fun." You tell her "I just don't think we can do what we did at the beach here."
>Umbra playfully smacks you before you head back over to the black carriage
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>>30503218
Challenge accepted
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>>30503218
>"Allow me to show you to your hotel." Sebastian says
>"Back into carriage we go..." Umbra says with a slight annoyance in her tone
>"I am terribly sorry, Queen Umbra. I understand you two must be tired of sitting down." Sebastian says "But as your chauffeur it is my duty to see your time here in Manehattan is a nice one."
>He is dedicated, you'll give him that
>"I mean no disrespect." Umbra says with a smile as she climbs into the carriage "I am just excited to get around the city."
"We appreciate it." You tell him as you climb into the carriage "Anything is better than getting lost in the city."
>"I would never let that happen." Sebastian says "There are too many ruffians and ponies that are up to no good here in the city that prey upon the lost."
>"How scary." Umbra says before turning to you "We should avoid the bad parts of the city."
"I'm sure we wouldn't need to worry about anything like that." You tell her with a smile
>Sebastian gets his harness on and looks back to you two
>"Are you two ready?" He asks
>"All set!" Umbra says
>Sebastian nods his head as he begins to pull you both
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>>30507229
>While Sebastian pulls you through the city street, Umbra looks around like a kid at a candy shop
>"There's so many buildings..." Umbra says as she looks in the little guide "Each of them holding a different activity we can do!"
"Can we squeeze it all in one week?"
>"I hope so." Umbra says
>Something just popped into your head
"So Sebastian, is there a reason we haven't been bombarded with cameras yet?" You ask him "The ponies at the bay seemed to know all about us."
>"We made sure to make sure that your visit would not make it out to the public." Sebastian says "Celebrates get harassed by their fans enough as is. We didn't want a King and Queen on their honeymoon to be harassed by the press."
>"That's nice." Umbra says "As much as I love hearing about my victory over Celestia, it does get old fast."
>"Ponies here do not even know what Queen Umbra looks like." Sebastian says "Unfortunately King Anonymous rather sticks out."
>You sigh
"Being the only human in a land of talking ponies is tough."
>Umbra giggles
>"So long as we can enjoy our time here, then I won't care about the other ponies." Umbra says
>"We're coming up on the hotel." Sebastian says

Rainbow Six Siege is addicting...
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What species will Anon and Umbra's inevitable kid be?
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>>30510280
>Leaning forward, both you and Umbra marvel at the hotel you both will be staying at
>"It's enormous!" Umbra says "Look how it towers over the buildings around it!"
>So this will be home for the time being...
>Ponies and coming in and out of the hotel
>"Many esteemed ponies call this their home." Sebastian says as he pull up to the front "Mostly celebrates and other high members of society."
>Hopping out of the carriage, you help Umbra out as well
"You know what floor we'll be on, Sebastian?"
>"The top floor, sir." Sebastian says "An honor only granted to those of royalty."
>"So who has stayed here?" Umbra asks
>"The two sisters, Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor, Princess Twilight and her friends, and even a diplomat from the Griffon Kingdom." Sebastian says "But I assure you that the room is scrubbed clean from top to bottom after the previous attendant leaves."
"Neat!" You tell him "Some hotels back where I'm from try to do that, but fail at it."
>Sebastian takes his harness off before running to the back of the carriage
"Hey Sebastian need some help with our bags?"
>"I wouldn't dream of it, sir." Sebastian says "I am in charge of making sure your stay here in our fair city is a comfortable one. Therefore I need to see to it that you do not have to lift a hoof!"
>You look over at Umbra who just shrugs
>"We might as well go with it." Umbra says "It's hard to turn down ponies that are like that."
>Looking back at the stallion, you see he has all your bags on and is walking towards the door like it's nothing
"Huh."
>"See? He's been doing this for a long time." Umbra says as she walks past you "I'm sure that our luggage is nothing to him."
>You chuckle before following Sebastian into the hotel

>>30515566
Who knows?
I do
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>Stepping into the hotel, you look around at the impressive looking lobby
>The marble floor looks so clean you can see your reflection off it
>The walls have sculptures carved into them
>"Beautiful looking on the outside, beautiful looking on the inside." Umbra says "Although it does look expensive."
"Good thing I'm married to a queen." You tell her "I don't think I could afford a room here on my salary for working in the guard."
>Walking up to the receptionist desk, Sebastian steps forward
>"I am here with our royal V.I.P's." Sebastian says
>The yellow mare behind the desk looks at you both and smiles before handing Sebastian a very important looking card
>"I'll call Mr. Pinnacle and tell that our guest have arrived." She says
>Sebastian turns around and motions you two follow him
>"I do say who are those two?" You hear a pony behind you say "They looks somewhat important."
>"I don't know." Another pony says "I will say though that the mare looks amazing, but the tall one, is that her pet? She must be a collector of exotic animals."
>Umbra glances back at them
>"He is my husband you stuck up mare!" Umbra says
>"Who are you calling stuck up!?" The mare replies back
>It's so strange meeting ponies that don't know who you two are
>Anyway you better defuse this situation fast, before Umbra rips her apart
>Not because you care about the mare's safety
>But because you don't need word of this going back to Celestia which will in turn get back to Sombra
>Fuck dealing with Sir Nags A Lot
"Come on, Umbra. You know she's not worth our time." You tell her by waving her off "Let's go get settled in our room on the top floor!"
>"The top floor?" The ponies behind the mare murmur
>Umbra huffs at the mare before you both head towards Sebastian at the elevator

>>30515566
I mean really it just depends on Anon and Umbra and what they are
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>>30516540
Oh boy stuck up manhattenites, it really is new york
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>>30516540
Nice.
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>>30515566
Is stillbirth a species?
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>Watching Evo
>Pic related happens

Motherfucker pulled a chocolate bar out of his stick. Shame he lost after that though. I was laughing my ass off

>>30519484
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>>30516540
>"The nerve of that mare!" Umbra says as you both reach the elevator "Where does she get off on calling you my pet and an animal?"
"You were really ready to rip her apart, huh?"
>"You have no idea." Umbra says before taking a deep breath "What is about you that makes those snobs think that you're some kind of animal?"
"Don't know, but I don't really care." You tell Umbra "I've come to accept that those types are just not worth the energy."
>Umbra still looks somewhat annoyed
>You boop her snout which gets her to finally smile
"Besides did you hear them when I said we'd be on the top floor?"
>"They did sound regretful." Umbra says "But that mare that called you my pet kept glaring at us."
>As the elevator doors open, you, Umbra, and Sebastian step inside
>Sebastian place the card into a slot at the very top of the panel
>As the elevator begins to head up
"Screw her." You tell Umbra "Let her stay mad. We here to have some fun."
>"And fun it shall be!" Umbra says
>After what seems like a long elevator ride, a ding tells you that you've come to your floor
>Sebastian steps out first and you follow him to your room
>The hallway this time is black marble on the ground with white walls
>Sebastian inserts the key into your door and opens it allowing you two to enter first
>As you and Umbra step inside, the two of you are speechless as you look around at the room you two snagged this time
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Bumperino
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>>30521168
>"Wow..." Umbra says as she steps forward "Is this really our room?"
>"Indeed it is." Sebastian says "Is it to your liking?"
>Everything in here looks so fancy and nice'
>And these windows are huge!
>Looking to your right, you see a small kitchen with a counter to sit at
>"Everything in there is yours to use, free of charge." Sebastian says
"Nice." You tell him "That means I can try to play chef."
>In front of you is a balcony that has what looks like a hot tub out there
>"It's amazing." Umbra says as she presses her hoof against the glass "The view of the city is breathtaking."
>This is more of an apartment than it is a hotel room
>Spinning around, you see that there is even a small staircase that goes up
>"The bedroom and bath are upstairs." Sebastian says "Please follow me."
>Heading up the stairs, you come into your new bedroom for the week
>One thing immediately catches your eye
"Is that a TV?"

Tomorrow is going to be interesting.
I'll explain tomorrow
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Alright. So I don't know if I'll be able to post tonight. My uncle is taking me to a strip club for my birthday which is on Monday and his birthday which was yesterday. I have no say in the matter.

I'm going to try and get parts out before he shows up to get me,

>tfw want to just stay home and play vidya and type
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>>30523818
Have fun at the strip club dude! Its alright if its for your birthday
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>>30522845
>"Oh you know of these contraptions?" Sebastian asks "Apparently they are are some new inventions that play movies, I hear they want to make ones of a more larger scale for the Equestria Games."
>"TV?" Umbra asks as she look at it
"Think of it as a smaller projector." You tell her before looking at Sebastian "So are there movies we can sit down and watch?"
>Sebastian nods his head before using his magic to open up a drawer at the foot of your bed
>"In here are some movies that can be viewed." Sebastian says
>Umbra lays on top of the bed and looks through them
>Sebastian places your bags down before bowing again
>"I do hope you both find this room to be adequate." He says
"More than adequate."
>"Oh yes." Umbra says "This room is exceeds my expectations! It's perfect!"
>"I am happy to hear that." Sebastian says before handing you a card "Should you have need of transportation, please do not hesitate to contact me."
>"You've been such a good help." Umbra says "Thank you."
>Upon hearing the door open you hear another voice call out
>"Hello?" A voice calls out "King Anonymous, Queen Umbra?"
>"That must be Mr. Pinnacle..." Sebastian says in a worried tone "We should not keep him waiting."
>Following Sebastian, you head back out to the main area of your hotel room

>>30523954
I'm really am just nervous. I'm about to be 23 and this is the first time I'm actually going to one. I think it'll be fun though so I'm up for it.

Here's hoping I don't spill spaghetti
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>>30524329
So, did you have fun?
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>>30524329
>Stepping out, you see a very high class looking stallion standing in the center of the room
>"Ah there you are!" The stallion says with a with a smile "Did the trip here treat you two well?"
>You step down the stairs
>"It did, thank you for asking, Mr Pinnacle?" Umbra asks
>"Right you are, Queen Umbra." He says with a smile
>"T-They've settled in nicely, sir." Sebastian says coming up to Pinnacle
>The smile on his face quickly fades
>"Beat it, Sebastian." The stallion says in a slightly annoyed tone "You better be ready when these two call for you."
>Umbra glances over at the stallion with a slight look of disgust on her face
>You don't blame her
>"Y-Yes sir." Sebastian says before turning to you
"Hey Sebastian, wait for us at the carriage, alright?" You tell him "We still want to get out and explore a bit."
>"You heard him!" Pinnacle says "I don't pay you to just stand around! Get moving!"
>"Y-Yes sir." Sebastian says as he walks out of the room
>"Do you treat all your help like that?" Umbra asks with a slight hint of disgust in her tone
>"They're just the help so they don't matter too much." He says still unaware of Umbra's tone "You must know what that's like being a queen and all! Anyway time is money so I'll keep this short. Enjoy your room, if you need something use the phone so one of my ponies can get what you need."
>He pulls out some sunglasses before heading towards the door
>"Enjoy our city!" He says as he leaves the room
>As the door closes behind him, Umbra looks to you
>"I don't like him." Umbra says
"Me too." You tell her "He's an ass."

>>30527396
Haven't gone yet, we're supposedly leaving her soon. So this will most likely be the last part for tonight
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Off I go
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>>30528608
For the love of god don't wear sweatpants
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>>30528913
Kek
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I hope he's having fun.
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>>30528608
Morning bump, hope you had fun last night
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Hello.
I had so much fun last night. I was nervous at first, but after loosening up with one vodka and OJ I was finally able to let get into it

The ladies there were really nice especially once my uncle told them it was my first time there. My uncle even got me a lap dance from a girl that was half my size (I'm 6'5) Then I got one from a delicious brown that was my height. I'm surprised little Rager was in check most of the time with how many boobs were in my face

I even out drank my uncle! We got back here and he made eggs and passed out in the bathroom. Poor guy was done after the Jager Bomb and Miller Light, which was the first thing we drank. I didn't start feeling a buzz until after my third vodka and OJ. And I had the Jager Bomb and Miller Light, two Vodka and OJ, one White Russian and a weird shot that tasted like the milk after you had Cinnamon Toast Crunch before that.

All and all I had fun and would go again. Now my brain is still fuzzy so I'm going to chill and watch EVO, but thanks for keeping us alive, Anons.
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>>30525700
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>>30532776
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>>30531937
Woah dude, congrats on having so much fun, glad you enjoyed yourself dude
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Oh I forgot to mention that thanks to the strip club, Umbra and Anon are going to find something in their room that belongs to Cadance and Shining.

>>30534070
Thanks Anon. Shit was cash.
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>>30534696
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>>30535686
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>>30527755
>After talking with Pinnacle, the both of you headed downstairs and outside of the building to meet up with Sebastian
>Stepping outside, you see waiting by the carriage
>"Should we talk to him about his employer?" Umbra asks
"You think we should?"
>Umbra nods her head
>"It made me slightly sick to my stomach to see how Mr. Pinnacle treated him." Umbra says
"Let's ask him when we're actually getting around the city."
>Umbra nods her head as you both approach the carriage
>"Ah there you are." Sebastian says "Did you have anywhere you wanted to see exactly?"
"Actually we were hoping that you could show around at some popular tourist spot."
>Helping Umbra in the carriage, Sebastian nods
>"It would be my pleasure." He says as he puts on his harness "Please climb on in and we'll be off."
>Climbing into the carriage, Sebastian waits for a moment before pulling into the lane
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>>30534696
It's Cadence's strap on isn't it
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>>30536898
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We getting better.
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>>30537652
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It's my actual birthday now, so I'm kinda just chilling here

>>30536898
>Pic Related
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>>30539297
I'll take that as a yes
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>>30539297
Happy birthday Rager!
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>>30539297
Happy birthday dude
Have a wonderful day
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>>30538555
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>>30541535
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Bumperino
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>>30536835
>"And this right here is Cafe LeBlanc." Sebastian says "It's a small little cafe that serves in my opinion the best coffee."
>Umbra looks down at the little guide
>"There it is." Umbra says pointing to it spot in the guide "Anonymous, dear, are you making sure where we need to go?"
>You nod you head
"Yup!" You tell her "I'm remembering the stops where we turn."
>"You should not have to trouble yourself with that, King Anonymous." Sebastian says "Should you want to go anywhere, you only need to ask."
>"Really Sebastian, you do not have to." Umbra says "We wouldn't want to trouble you."
>"I insist, Queen Umbra." He says "It is my duty..."
>You look over at Umbra
>She gives you that look that says to ask him
"Hey Sebastian?"
>"What is it, King Anonymous? Do you need something?" He asks
"Does Mr. Pinnacle always talk to you like that?"
>Sebastian doesn't say anything for a moment
>"It was really my fault." Sebastian says "It's as he always says, time is money, and I was wasting time."
>"That still does not give him the right to talk to you like that." Umbra says
>"It's quite alright, Queen Umbra." He says "A mare of your caliber shouldn't have to worry about somepony like me."
>Umbra huffs
>"Can you pull over to the side, Sebastian." Umbra asks "I need to stretch for a moment."
>Sebastian looks around before finding a place to pull over

Alright back to work tomorrow. I've been slacking way too much

>>30539322
I won't say

>>30539693
>>30540469
Thank you, Anons!
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Bed bump
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>>30542493
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>>30544953
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>>30543624
>As soon as Sebastian comes to a stop. Umbra hops out of the carriage and walks up to him
>"Sebastian, I have multiple maids that clean and take care of my castle." Umbra says "I treat each of them with as if they were my own."
>"Queen Umbra..." Sebastian says "Really I-"
>"Especially my head maid, Ariadne. She's out of all of them I hold most dear to my heart." Umbra says "I've known her ever since she was just a filly. Her mother treated her terribly as a filly until I took her in."
>Umbra smiles as you step out of the carriage
>"Once she started staying with me she devoted herself to making sure that I was taken care of, just as I had taken care of her." Umbra says "And even though she call herself my head maid, I still see her as more than that. She's my best friend and my assistant."
>Sebastian sports a small smile
>"My point is that you think of yourself better, not just a servant." Umbra tells him "I can't just stand by and watch somepony like Mr. Pinnacle talk down to you as if you we're nothing."
"Stand up for yourself is what we're trying to tell you." You tell him "We were about to do it for you, but we thought it would be best for you to stand up for yourself.."
>Sebastian smile quickly disappears as he shakes his head
>"I-I can't..." Sebastian says "I need this job, without it. I'll have nothing."
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>>30547058
i smell a new butler
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>>30545989
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>>30549815
Holy fuck am I excited for the next Titanfall update
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>>30547058
>You sigh
"Sebastian. What exactly do you have?"
>He looks over at you
>"I just have a small apartment to myself. It's locate in a troubled part of the city." He says "I wish I could move, but Mr. Pinnacle does not pay me enough."
>Umbra tilt her head to the side
>As she thinks to herself, you look back at Sebastian
"You know we could help you out." You tell him "Even though Umbra and I don't have any say outside the empire, we still know Princess Celestia. I'm sure if we wrote to her she would help you out."
>"I appreciate your concern, King Anonymous, but you do not need to worry about me." Sebastian says "I've been doing this for a long time and will continue to service royalty until I can not move anymore."
>You are a stubborn one
>It bugs you because you hate seeing the way his boss treat him only for him to excuse it
>"Very well." Umbra says
>You look back at her
>"We shall let you be then, Sebastian." Umbra tells him "I see we cannot change your mind."
>Umbra climbs back into the carriage
>"Come on, beloved." Umbra says "We should just enjoy our vacation then."
"We're just giving up like that?" You say as you climb back in
>"Sebastian just wants to service us and that's what we're going to let him do." Umbra says with a wink "But I expect him to do a good job then to prove to us that he is perfectly fine."

Sorry a bit of depression kicked in
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>>30551606
>Sorry a bit of depression kicked in

Are you alright?
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>>30551606
Y'okay, buddy?
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>>30552438
>>30552632
I just feel stuck. I have to sit here and watch all my friends move forwards with their lives, while I have to sit here and worry about how I'm going to get back home to Texas so I can finally get my life going because it's not working out here.

If it wasn't for this story, I'd already be a fucking mess mentally right now. But thanks to it I've been able to push forward. I just need about one more month hopefully and I'll be out of here and away from this uncle I've been staying with. He's different than the one uncle that took me out for my birthday

I'm alright. I just feel stuck
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>>30549815
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>>30553550
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>>30539297
A bit late but happy Birthday! Its my brothers bday today so were celebrating it now
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>>30539297
Happy late birthday rager
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>>30543624
>cafe leblanc
Crafty bastard i love you
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>>30555019
>>30555055
Thanks Anon, I really needed that today.

>>30555069
I gotta sneak in reference from my favorite Persona.
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>>30554664
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>>30555388
Speaking of references, I just found out this in Part 1
>Why is everyone so crazy town banana pants lately?
kek
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>>30552786
Dude, that sucks :( if i could give you any advice, what i always do is think that with every crawling minute, tommorow is coming, and maybe thatll be better, so dont feel too down! Just remember that youll be in texas, getting a fresh start and meeting knew people to crack cold ones with! Always look to the next day, cause theres always a chance that itll be much better!
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>>30556400
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>>30547058
>After the failed attempt to help Sebastian out, you and Umbra resigned to just enjoy your tour
>From the tour, you and Umbra marked down some locations to visit
>Like Cafe Leblanc and one of the most famous restaurants in Manehattan
>The name of it was Tavern On The Green
>You were actually surprised to see that it shared the same name with the one back on earth
>The end of that night would be with you and Umbra walking through the park
>After that, you planned to head out to one of the dance clubs
>Umbra really wanted to see what kind of music they have
>You also made plans to travel out to see the Lady Liberty of Equestria
>Tour one of the museums of art
>And finally kick back and watch the movies these ponies can make
>With nothing else to do, you and Umbra asked Sebastian to take you back to Cafe Leblanc

>>30556582
Know what it's from?

>>30557106
Thank you, Anon. I just got to push forward. Especially now that I have Umbra by my side! I also have to stay strong and keep this story going.
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>>30558706
Inb4 this is SAO abridged and rager is Akihiko kayaba
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>>30558947
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>>30558947
Man I remember getting super into SAO and then dropping it halfway through. It just stopped being that cup of tea
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>>30558706
>Know what it's from?
Superior Spider-Man
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>>30561212
That and it was said by Matt of the Two Best Friends. That's how I learned of the Superior.
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Bumperino
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>>30560665
Yo dude check out the abridged series for it, its infinitely better than the show
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>>30563488
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>>30558706
>After getting having some coffee and curry at Leblanc's, Sebastian took you both back to the hotel
>When you arrived, you notice that the sun was setting
>Arriving at the hotel, Sebastian bows once more
>"So I shall be waiting for your call tomorrow morning." Sebastian says "If that is all then I shall be off."
>"It is." Umbra says "Thank you for the tour, Sebastian."
>He bows once more before heading off
>"Come now, beloved." Umbra says with a smile "Let us return to our room."
>Heading into the hotel and into the elevator, Umbra looks up and smiles at you
>"I absolutely loved the food we had at the cafe." Umbra says "And that stallion with the long beard seemed friendly."
>Too friendly to Umbra you'd say
"It really had a nice vibe to it too." You tell her "And did you see that younger looking stallion working with him. He seemed like a good kid."
>Although his mane was something else
>When you reach the top floor, you slide the key card in and step inside
>"I still can't believe this is the room." Umbra says "They sure do know how to treat royalty, even if the owner is scum."
"Hey what was up with that back with Sebastian?" You ask her "You're not one to give up on anything?"
>"Who says I gave up?" Umbra says with a smile "I just have something else up my sleeve. I want to help Sebastian since he's being so kind to us, but I just want to make sure I'm making a good decision here."
>You tilt you head to the side, which causes Umbra to giggle
>"I'll explain upstairs." Umbra says "I want to see one of those movies Sebastian spoke of!"
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>>30564558
>Heading upstairs with Umbra, you look around the room as she lays down on the bed
>"We need to get our formal wear ready for tomorrow, beloved." Umbra says as you walk over to the foot of the bed "Sebastian did say that the Tavern on The Green is supposedly one of the most high class restaurants here in Manehattan."
>Pulling out the drawer, you start to riffle through the drawer
"You ponies make so weird looking movies..." You say as you pull out what looks like a comedy
>"So what is that TV?" Umbra asks
"Back in my world these things were used to broadcast entertainment all around the world." You tell her "There was almost one in every home."
>"Fascinating..." Umbra says "So is this one just like the ones you know of?"
"Kinda." You tell her "It looks like it just plays movies. Which these are better than using the projector that Twilight and her friends used."
>As you move the movies out of the way, you find a small pink button underneath one of the romantic comedies
"What the?"
>"What is it, beloved?" Umbra asks peeking over the side "Why is there a pink button with Cadance's cutie mark on it?"
"I don't know..." You tell her before looking back up at her "Should I press it?"
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>>30565131
Must. Press. Button...
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>>30563898
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>>30565997
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Bumperino
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Boop
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Give me one moment.
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>>30570565
Moments up.
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>>30565131
>"What do you think will happen?" Umbra asks
>You shrug
"Only one way to find out." You say as you press the button
>Upon hearing the something else moving around, you turn to see a small square stand come out of a square hole in the ground
"What the?" You ask as you look at it "This has Cadance's cutie mark on it too too..."
>Looks like you can stick something in the center of it
>"Beloved, above you." Umbra calls out "Watch your head."
>Looking up you see a small pole coming out of the ceiling
>Stepping back you watch as the pole goes right into the little hole you were just looking at
>Looking at it all in whole, Umbra walks around it
>"What is it?" Umbra asks, still as innocent as always
>You scratch your head as a smile forms on your face
"This is a stripper pole..." You tell Umbra "Cadance you sly girl..."

>>30570799
True
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>>30570879
Boo I wanted a pink dildo that fit perfectly in Shining's ass jk
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>>30570879
>stripper pole.
Oh my.
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>>30570879
>"A stripper pole?" Umbra asks
"I figured you wouldn't know." You tell her "Back on my world females and sometimes males would dance around these wearing almost nothing at all in the most provocative fashion. It a a type of dancing to excite the viewer."
>Umbra smiles before wrapping a hoof around the pole
>"Excite?" Umbra says in a sultry tone "Tell me, Anonymous, would you like to see me dance around this?"
>Your heart skips a beat as Umbra does a little twirl
>The thought of seeing Umbra dancing around that pole makes you excited
"There's nothing I'd want more." You tell her "But do you even know how?"
>Umbra smiles
>"Honey, dancing is like a second nature to me." Umbra says "I'm sure I can learn this quickly."
>Walking over to her you give her a kiss
>You notice that Umbra right eye is looking at something behind you
>Turning around, you see that a drawer has opened up on the side of your bed
>"Now what?" Umbra says as she walks over to investigate "How many secrets are in here?"
>As she takes a look inside the drawer, her face immediately turns red
>"A-Anonymous?!" Umbra calls out "What is this!?"
"What is it?" You ask as you walk over to her
>But before you get close, Umbra pull out a very large strap on with her magic
>It's shape like a horse's cock of course, except it's fucking pink with Cadance's cutie mark again plastered on it!
"Oh wow..." You say "Cadance is a freak. I guess so is Shining too."
>"There's also a lot of bottles containing lube in here." Umbra says "It actually looks like the have different effects..."
"I can't believe that Shining is actually into that." You tell Umbra "To each their own."
>"So Cadance puts this on and then penetrates her own husband?" Umbra says intrigued "Anonymous can we-?"
"Nope!" You tell her as you use your magic to put away the strap on "Sorry Umbra, I just don't want to feel something going up my butt."
>"But you put it in mine." Umbra says "It has to feel good if Shining Armor does it!"
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>>30570903
Never said that was the only thing they'd find.
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>>30571417
yus
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>>30571417
Tell me, why does she wear the strap-on?
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>>30572742
To peg the shiny, of course
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>>30569585
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>>30574070
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>>30572742
Holy shit baneposting
God i love the people that are here
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>>30571417
"Nope!" You tell her "Besides we don't even have one to use and before you ask, no. I am not letting you put the one Cadance's uses for Shining, up my butt."
>"So you are saying that if we did have a clean one that belonged to me, you would?" Umbra asks as she closes the drawer
"Why do you want to stick something up my butt?!" You ask in a joking tone
>Umbra blushes
"I just want to see how you would look..." Umbra says as she looks away "I think it would be cute and funny to see."
>You chuckle before picking her up and carrying her to the bed
"Umbra, you are something else." You tell her as you lay her down "Tell you what, maybe and just MAYBE I would be up to the idea of doing that."
>You walk over to the foot and press the button and grab a movie and put it onto the rack
>The stripper pole and drawer go back into hiding as you walk back to bed
"I think I'd have to be really drunk though..." You tell her as you climb onto the bed "I just can't imagine you penetrating me."
>Umbra giggles
>"It would be a one time thing, my love." Umbra says with a sly smile "That is unless you like it."
"Yeah right..." You tell her as the movie starts playing
>Umbra cuddles up to you and you both kick back and relax to watch the movie
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>>30575517
Oh, that's nice.
*COUGH*FAGGOT*COUGH*

Lol, jk
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>>30576075
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Bumperino
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>>30575517
>You are Cadance
>Feeling a tingling sensation in your horn, you shudder before shaking your head
"That was weird."
>"What was?" Shining Armor asks looking up at you
"It felt like someone found our little secret in Manehattan."
>Shining gets up
>"W-What?!" Shining asks "Don't tell me it was one of the princesses!"
>You think for a second
"Aren't Umbra and Anon on their honeymoon?" You ask him "They would be in Manehattan right now, right?"
>"I think so." Shining says before he realizes what that means "Oh no that's even worse! Now Anon's going to rip on me for this!"
>You giggle
>You hope Umbra doesn't think any different of you
"And Umbra might look at you funny." You tell him "Oh well, they can help themselves to the lube if they want to have some fun!"
>Shining sighs
>Now that, that's out of the way, you can get back to what you were doing
"By the way, Shining, did I ever tell you to stop licking?"
>Shining slowly shakes his head
>Using your paddle, you deliver a swift strike to his rear which gets him to wince in pain
"Get back to work, honey." You tell him "I'm not satisfied yet."
>"Yes mistress." Shining says as he gets back to work on pleasing you downstairs
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Bed bump
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>>30577838
This made my morning
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>>30577838
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>>30579516
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PPV!
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>>30581190
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>>30582075
Hey man, what do you think about Nakamura?
I love his style, been following him since 2006 on NJPW, but dang, he didn't deserve what he got on his fight tonight.
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>>30577838
>You are Umbra
>After watching the movie with your beloved, you feel asleep in his arms
>They next morning rolled around and you felt your husband leave your side even though you protested
>He only said that he'll be right back and for you to keep on sleeping
>With a kiss on your head, he headed out of the room
>You tried to snuggle with his pillow, but to no avail
>Sleep alluded you
>Sometime you wonder if sharing your bed with him for the first time was a good idea
>You had absolutely no problem sleeping on your own until that dumb human showed up
>Now you can only sleep when his strong arms are wrapped around you, and he's keeping you warm with his body
>Upon hearing his footsteps, you hide your face as the sun get brighter
"Ugh, turn off that light..." You whine as you open your eyes
>Anonymous laughs before sitting down on your side of the bed
>"I knew you couldn't sleep." Anonymous tells you as he brushes some of your mane away from his eyes "You always look so beautiful in the morning
>You close your eyes and smile at him
>He plants as kiss on your head before standing up
>"Come on, Umbra." He says "I made breakfast for us."

>>30583080
I love him, but I don't think he's used right. I wanted to see a rematch between him and AJ, but it looks like it's no happening soon
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>>30583686
>Climbing out of bed, you rub the sleep from your eyes before following Anonymous out of your room
>Stepping out into the main area of your hotel room, the wondrous scent of eggs and pancakes fill you nose
"That smells wonderful!"
>"Thanks, honey." Anonymous says "I wish there was some type of meat in that fridge. I would have made some with our breakfast."
"It alright, beloved." You tell him as you both head down the stairs "The food you made for us will be enough."
>Heading down towards the stools, you climb onto one as Anonymous hands your plate to you
>On top of your pancakes sits scrambled eggs that are in the shape of a heart
>A cup of coffee sits next to it with a heart made in the foam
>You look up at him and smile
>"What? I'm an artiste when it comes to cooking." Anonymous says "What is it too cheesy?"
"It perfect!" You tell him "Thank you, Anonymous."
>Taking the syrup you pour them over your breakfast
>"So when do you want to get ready to go to The Tavern On The Green?" Anonymous asks "I was thinking around seven. That way we can go eat and dance and then end the night with a walk through the park."
"That sounds lovely, and perhaps tonight if everything goes right we could have some fun."
>Anonymous chuckles before giving you a kiss
>"Sebastian said it might rain tonight." Anonymous tells you "I'm sure he'll have umbrellas for us."
"I hope so too." You say "I still want to walk through the park and I would like to keep my dress from getting wet."

>>30583080
Not saying he should be getting title shot after title shot, but it would be nice to see the top guy in NXT get some more chances instead of have his lil Nakamura's punched to end his matches
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>>30583016
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>>30585443
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>>30584577
>Once you finished your breakfast, Anonymous and yourself walked out onto the balcony
>Looking out into the city, you see pegasi ponies flying by to get to where they need to go
>And below the carriages move systematically along the streets
"Such a busy city..."
>"Well it's the city that never sleeps." Anonymous says
"I like it." You tell him as you rest your hooves on the railing "I do love when things are kept busy."
>Stepping away from the railing you look over at the hot tube
"So when are we going to use this?" You ask Anonymous "It looks like a nice way to relax."
>"How about tonight if it doesn't rain?" Anonymous asks
"Well I could just cast a small barrier spell." You say "As I said before mother nature won't stop me from enjoying my honeymoon."
>Anonymous chuckle before looking down at the streets
>"You want to go walk around and take a look at some of the shops around the hotel?" You tell her "We don't need to get really ready for The Tavern so I thought you'd want to get the gift shopping done now."
"That's a wonderful idea!" You tell him "Let's not call Sebastian right now too, he doesn't need to come service us now."
>"Didn't plan on it!" Anonymous says as he walks back into the hotel "I didn't want him offering to carry all our stuff anyway."
>Following Anonymous back inside, you both get ready before heading out
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>>30587886
>hot tube
That's to explicit for 4chan Rager
boner achieved
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>>30587989
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>>30585443
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>>30587886
>After getting ready, you left the hotel to acquire some gifts for your friends back home
>This time you helped Anonymous pick out some thing for Lance, Biggs, and Wedge
>You would pick something out for Arthas and Jaina in Saddle Arabia
>And Sombra asked if you could bring him something from Hapone
>It was fun looking around the many shops this city had to offer
>They were around every corner!
>There was even one in an quite alley way that had a sign that said "Toys For That Special Somepony."
>It seemed interesting enough so you went to go look
>Only for Anonymous to pick you up and carry you away over his shoulder
>You asked him what was in there that was so bad you couldn't see it
>Anonymous only chuckled
>He told you that you were too innocent for your own good sometime and that he would explain later as he put you down
>He's going to feel real silly once you tell him you were going to get him something from there
>Once you had picked out some souvenirs for the boys, you began to head back to the hotel to get ready for your date

Just a small filler part. Tomorrow should be the Tavern then I'll summarize the rest then we'll head to Saddle Arabia and Hapone which will be much smaller parts so we can get to the next bit.
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>>30587989
God dammit, I just realized what you meant. kek
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>>30591255
>Returning back to the hotel, you and Anonymous returned home to get ready for your evening
>"Hey Umbra, how do I look?" Anonymous asks
>Looking back, you see him wearing a black suit with a red dress shirt under it
>Turning around from the mirror, you pop some of the buttons on his dress shirt
"There!" You tell him "Now you are looking very handsome tonight. So much so that I'm finding it difficult to keep my hooves of you."
>Anonymous chuckles
>"You sure couldn't when we were in the shower." He tells you "I was thinking we were going to be late."
>You smile with a slight blush
"You started it." You tell him "All the touching in the shower didn't help."
>You both share a kiss before standing up
"So tell me, beloved. What do you feel when you see me in this dress?" You ask as show off your red dress
>"Lucky." He tells you as you pulls you in for a hug "And aroused."
>You giggle at him before you hear a buzz go off
>"That must be Sebastian." Anonymous says "Come on, hon. Let's go."
>Nodding your head, you grab your jacket and follow your beloved out
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>>30594284
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>>30595465
>Heading down the elevator, you hear the low rumble of thunder
>"Damn." Anonymous says "I was hoping the weather would stay calm until we got there."
"It hasn't started raining yet, beloved." You tell him "And I'm sure Sebastian has planned for that."
>Reaching the ground floor, you see Sebastian waiting for you inside
>"Good evening, Queen Umbra and King Anonymous." He says with a bow "Might I say that you both are looking absolutely stunning this evening."
"Why thank you. Sebastian!" You tell him with a smile
>"Hey Sebastian, do you have a plan for if it rains?" Anonymous asks
>Sebastian nods his head
>"Already ahead of you, King Anonymous." Sebastian says "I've already casted a spell on the carriage to block the rain."
"What about you?" You ask "You won't be in the cart..."
>"You need not worry about me, Queen Umbra." He says "I am here only to-"
"Anonymous, do you have the umbrellas?"
>Anonymous smiles before holding one out the umbrella's
>"Here you go, Sebastian." Umbra says "I want you to use it when it does start to rain. Anonymous and I wouldn't want you catching a cold."
>He looks at the umbrella before taking it
>"T-Thank you, Queen Umbra." He tells you
>You smile at him
"It's quite all right." You tell him "Now we should get going shouldn't we?"
>Sebastian nods his head before showing you to your carriage
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>>30596899
>After Anonymous helps you into the carriage, he climbs onto his side while Sebastian puts on his harness
>"Ready?" Sebastian asks
"All set!"
>Pulling out from the sidewalk, you start to begin your trip to the Tavern
>Looking out towards the sky, you see the cloud beginning to obscure the moon
>"Looks like we might get there before it rains." Anonymous says before looking over at you "You cold, Umbra?"
"I'm alright, thank you." You say as you nuzzle up to him "I'm just excited for tonight. I can hardly wait!"
>About ten minutes pass and you arrive right outside of the Tavern
>"Here we are." Sebastian says as you and Anonymous climb out "I hope you enjoy your evening. I will remain here until you return."
>You look back at him and shake your head
"Why don't you come in with us, Sebastian?" You ask him "With this seal from Celestia, I'm sure I can have you get your own table while Anonymous and I have our date."
>"Queen Umbra?!" He says "I couldn't! It would be out of line."
>"Oh come on you!" Anonymous says "We don't care. Let us treat you to a nice dinner since you've been great to us."
"I will not take no for an answer." You tell him "I can't enjoy my date with my husband knowing that you are sitting out here all alone in the rain."
>Sebastian sees that he has no way out of this before nodding his head in defeat
>With a smile the three of you all head into the Tavern
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Bed bump
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>>30598297
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>>30599342
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>>30600491
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>>30597495
>Entering the building, you follow Anonymous up to the pony sitting at the podium
>"Do you have a reservation, sir?" He asks
>"No, but I have this." Anonymous says as he flashes the seal of Celestia "My wife and I are the King and Queen of The Crystal Empire. Princess Celestia actually sent us on our honeymoon."
>"Oh my!" The pony says as he takes the seal to examine it "It's not every night we have royalty join us. Please follow me."
>As the pony hops off his stool, you start to follow him until he turns to look a Sebastian
>"And who might you be?" He asks
>Sebastian opens his mouth, but you step in for him
"He is with us." You tell him "Can you find him is own table where he won't be bothered?"
>"We want to treat him tonight since he's being such a help on out honeymoon." Anonymous chimes in
>The pony nods once more before leading you into the main area

My head is killing me
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>>30602652
Get some slep and drink some water, maybe it will help?
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>>30601394
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>>30603749
I kinda just passed out last night.
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Bumperino
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>>30605257
Go to bed.
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>>30606731
I did. I just have some slight writers block.
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>>30604541
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>>30605257
Holy shit its the man who couldnt even finish P3 on easy
What a L O S E R
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>>30602652
>Following the pony down a set of stairs, you walk through a large doorway outside into the main area of the restaurant
>Your eyes widen as you and Anonymous look around at your surroundings
>All around you are white tables with colorful flowers decorating them
>High class ponies are all sitting and enjoying their meals with one another
>Above you, you see a barrier all set to block out the incoming rain
>At the very end of the area, you see a stage with a band playing on it
>"This way please." The pony says
>Following the pony, he leads you to an impressive looking table near a dance floor
>"Here is your table, you two." The pony says before looking at Sebastian "Come with me, sir."
>As Anonymous pulls your chair out for you, as you wave goodbye to Sebastian
"Enjoy your meal, Sebastian!" You tell him "Order whatever your heart desires!"
>Sebastian hesitantly nods his head before following the pony
>"You can tell he still doesn't want to accept the offer." Anonymous says
"Well that's tough for him." You tell you husband "I don't want him sitting out there by himself while it rains. He deserves a nice warm meal."
>"I love how kind you are." Anonymous says before you both share a kiss
>Picking up the menu, you begin to browse through it before something catches your eye
>Is that the mare that called your beloved your pet?!

>>30609264
That was really bad
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Bed bump
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>>30610071
Like really how hard is it to put a charm equip on your healers, not that hard
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>>30611183
Shit I did it on normal with none of those items and still beat it
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>>30609077
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>>30614723
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>>30612759
I put one on yukari, and aigis was basically "please dont get charmed lovely toaster", then i spammed akasha art and Ragnarok
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>>30610071
>Looking up from your menu, you try not to make eye contact
>She doesn't seem to notice you yet
"Anonymous, look!" You tell him "It's that annoying mare that called you my pet."
>Anonymous looks over at the mare
"Oh it's her..." Anonymous says "Looks like she's with her special somepony."
>Looking back over, you see the well dressed stallion Anonymous speaks of
>He glances over at you both which causes you two to look away
"He does not look like much."
>Anonymous chuckles
>"You think they're gonna cause us problems?" Anonymous asks
>You give him a look of slight disbelief before giggling
"No one is interfering with tonight, my love." You tell him "And if they want to be foolish, than so be it. It won't stop us from enjoying out evening!"

Sorry the fire alarms went off and I had to stay out of the building

>Neighbor came out of his apartment and said to shut that damn noise off because he had a hangover

Old people are great

>>30616696
I think I just had to worry about Mitsuru doing it
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>>30615745
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>>30618177
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>>30619271
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>>30621053
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>>30617345
>"You think Celestia would get mad at us for fighting them?" Anonymous asks
"They would be the ones picking a fight with us, beloved." You tell him "I am perfectly content with just enjoying our evening in peace."
>Anonymous smiles before putting down the menu
>"I tell you, Umbra. Eating away from home sucks since these ponies don't have meat." Anonymous says "Now I need get the big salad and some soup."
"You, Sombra, and I are the only one that can really eat it." You tell him "I think Eris can too."
>You look down at what your menu
"Although I wish there was some form of meat here too..."
>"How did you even end up eating it in the first place?" Anonymous asks "Back on my world ponies don't eat meat."
"Daddy would make us eat it." You tell him before showing him your pearly whites "With teeth like these he and mommy would always go out and hunt for it. At first Sombra and I hated it to the point where we would try to feed it to Ace! He was the hound daddy would bring to hunt with him."
>You think back on the first time you actually enjoyed meat
"Eventually daddy would find out what we were doing and punished us by making us eat it." You tell Anonymous "We weren't allowed to leave the table until we cleaned out plates."
>"So like any other parent?" Anonymous asks
>You nod your head
"I told Sombra that I didn't want to sit near him the entire night so I tried what mommy had made." You tell him "I don't what it was, but I fell in love with it instantly. It was strange seeing as how much I hated how it sit in my stomach."
>"Can I start you both out with some wine this evening?" A waiter pony says out of nowhere
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>>30624169
>Ace

Did I miss something?
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>>30623061
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>>30624925
Nope! Just another little small reference. I though about doing a little flashback part to Umbra and Sombra when they were kids, but I'm just trying to get through this honeymoon phase right now
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>>30625783
Ok. Thought I was going crazy
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Anons, I want to let you know that I'm going to try to learn how to drive with my uncle. If a part doesn't come out today it is because we died.
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>>30626485
*blue thumbs-up facebook chat emoticon*
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>>30626485
My dad has been pressuring me to learn how to drive too, like please dad capm down im only 18 and its new york i dont want to die yet
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>tfw did pretty good except for almost driving us into my uncle's work

Alright back to typing

>>30628362
That's how I feel
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>>30625616
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>>30624169
>You jump which causes your beloved to laugh
"Y-Yes." You tell him "Some wine would be nice."
>The waiter places down some bread for you two before going back
"He scared me!" You tell your beloved before playfully hitting him "He just came out of nowhere."
>Anonymous smiles before the pony returns with a very impressive looking bottle of wine
>"Here it is, our signature Chardonnay. Made from our finest vineyards." He says as he places the bottle and your glasses down "Have you decided on what you want?"
>"Do you have anything a meat eater would enjoy?" Anonymous asks
>The pony thinks before using his magic on Anonymous's menu
>"We do have a selection of fish and other sea dwellers." The pony says "May I recommend the lobster, sir?"
>"Oh damn..." Anonymous says "So this is like some sort of hidden menu?"
>The pony nods his head
>"Most ponies don't like eating something that once lived." The pony says "But there are a few that very much like it."
>Anonymous smiles before looking at the pony
>"I'll take the lobster with the mash potatoes and a green salad." Anonymous says
>"Excellent choice, sir." He says before looking at you "And what would the queen like this evening?"
>How long has it been since you had lobster?
"I will have the same as my husband."
>"I will get it to you as quickly as possible." The pony says before making his leave
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Bamp
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>>30631115
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>>30630663
>Not spelling it Chardonneigh

It's like you aren't even trying
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>>30633638
Fuck
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>>30632306
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It's three months old, but what the hey. Maybe you haven't seen it yet Rager.
https://derpibooru.org/1434491
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>>30635126
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>>30630663
>After the pony left it didn't take long for your food to arrive
>It was so nice to finally be able to get something in your stomach
>As you ate with your beloved, you both talked about went over what you were going to do in the upcoming days
>Along with eating your dinner of course
>It felt nice to have this time away with the love of your life
>You've only goal for your entire honeymoon is to create as many memories you can with Anonymous
>Because once you return home, it's back to your normal lives
>You chuckle
>That is if Anonymous can keep himself out of trouble
>"What so funny over there?" Anonymous asks as he wipes his mouth of his food
"I was just thinking about how you should start another battle with somepony so the empire can stay exciting!"
>Anonymous laughs before you notice a spot opening up on the dance floor
>Your husband rises from his seat before walking over to you
>"Care to dance, my love?" Anonymous asks as he holds his hand out
>With a smile, you place your hoof into his hand and follow him out onto the dance floor

Thank god for /gif/ and their you groove you lose thread. I got the perfect song for this next part.

>>30635476
Cute even if the mane looks funny
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>>30636841
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>>30636841
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>>30639234
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>>30640517
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>>30641968
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>>30642897
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>>30637369
>Walking out onto the dance floor, you hear the sound of thunder overhead
>Looking up the rain begins to fall onto the barrier
>It looks so beautiful despite how heavy the rain is falling
>Looking over at the stage you see a brown mare with a beautifully styled black mane coming up to the microphone
>She looks up at the barrier which causes a smile to form on her face
>The ponies around you seem like their already used to this
>"Guess this is normal." Anonymous says "It actually looks kinda nice up there."
>The mare looks at you before looking away in nervousness
"I think that mare is nervous to see us."
>"Think it's because you're royalty?" Anonymous asks
"Maybe..."
>As the mare comes up to the microphone again, she look out at all the ponies before taking a deep breath
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>>30637369
What are you doing on gif Rager *lenny face*
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ANONS! I'M ALL IN FOR P3!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNl9P8FmEp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0INh3MYkeiI
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>>30644283
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I'm just curious, Rager, how close are you to the ending? I tend not to read fics that aren't nearing completion because I've been blueballed too much by dead fics (though it doesn't seem you'll abandon this given how long it's been running).
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>>30647467
You don't need to be worried about this story stopping prematurely. The only way it will stop is if I die.

As for how close are we to the ending? There's a bit more we have to get through before we reach end game. It's to establish how serious the end will get. Really I need to stop being lazy and just type. It's been busy lately because my uncle went to on his vacation and my grandmother was freaking out about what I was going to do here by myself.
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>>30647725
Tell her you're going to type your story and fap to a feminized king sombra.
Easy peasy.
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>>30644473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmthuXOuzs
>As the band begins to play, you stand up and place your hooves in your beloved's hands
>"This is a nice song." Anonymous says as he looks over the stage "The rain really helps it out."
>You quietly nod your head as you both continue to dance
>The other ponies around you give you some space to move around
>"I'm a shapeshifter..." The mare softly sings
"I think Eris would like this song." You tell Anonymous
>"I think Biggs would too." Anonymous says "He loves music like this."
>Looking over to your left, you spot Sebastian sitting at a table
>He smiles and waves at you
>You smile before looking back at Anonymous
"I'm really enjoying tonight."
>Anonymous smiles
>"The night is still young." He tells you "We still have to walk through the park."
>You look up and smile at him as the song comes to a close

>>30648164
She'd beat my ass. She's a hardcore christian Mexican grandma
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>>30646918
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>>30648730
>The band takes a moment to before starting the next song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFB9_At6YA
>Your ears perk up at the sound of the piano opening
>As the mare begins to sing, you find yourself becoming entranced by her song
>For the word she speaks feel like they are something you would say to your beloved Anonymous
>"I'm so damn into you." The singer says "And I don't know why..."
>Especially in the first days of you discovering your feelings for him before the festival
>Anonymous smiles before looking back at you
>"There's something about you." The singer says "But it all okay..."
>Anonymous places his hands on the sides of your face
>You feel your heart skip a beat as he moves his face closer to yours
>Pressing your lips against his, you both engage in a magical kiss
>There are no other ponies around you two
>It's just you two and the music
>"I don't really understand the way I'm feeling." The mare sings out "But honestly it's so brand new to me. But I like it, but I like it..."
>A tear drop manages to escape and roll down your cheek
>When you pull your head away, he wipes the tear away
>"I love you, Umbra." Anonymous says
>You nuzzle your head into his chest
"Nothing will ever stop me from loving you." You tell him "Nor will I let anypony take you from me."
>Anonymous wraps his arms around you before nuzzling the top of your head
>"I feel the same way." Anonymous says "I will always love you, Umbra."
>As the song comes to an end the ponies all around begin to clap as you and Anonymous return to your seats
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>>30650594
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>>30652173
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How do you guys feel when I write lewd parts from Umbra's perspective?

Yay or nay?
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>>30654136
Oh, she'll 'neigh' all right. And yay for my vote.
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>>30654136
I'm down for lewd, any lewd. anything to break the monotony of this lovey dovey honymoon stuff, it's time for some 'action', any action.. Byt you do you! Whaterver's comfortable.
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>>30654155
>>30654497
Alright then I'm typing up as much as I can for the next thread. So I wanted to know ahead of time.
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>>30654136
Do it, mix things up.
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Still typing it up. I already got the next thread ready to go.
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To post the new thread or to wait till tomorrow morning? That is the question...
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>>30657415
Well with this post there's only one more, you may want to make a new one soon
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WELCOME TO DIE!

Also migrate
>>30657636

>>30657512
True. I guess I'll just post two then the rest tomorrow morning.
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