Sgt. Reckless Thread Mk. III

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>>30312898
Guess I should post the rest of it.

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>>30312932
3/3

>another shitty general

Reckless is for sexual and then cuddles

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>>30313040

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Good luck!

>>30313040
Stop.

>>30312898
Good thread but most burgers are asleep right now

Bumping thread while i think about what to draw.

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>>30313894
PORN

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>>30313040
You can start complaining when it stops producing great content, bitch.

Of course I'm pretty sure you're just baiting anyway.

>>30313894
Reckless swapping war stories with that artillery bear from WW2

>>30313947
>stops making great content
All you guys are doing is reposting old material.

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>>30313894
what >>30314010 is wojtek
if you're asking

>>30314159
Reckless is qt

Q T
T

Still waiting for >>30305706

>>30314201
Still working on it. I didn't know if there would be a thread to post it in.

>reckless finds a para stuck in a tree
>"Help me! Go find help!"
>She removes his boot and eat it

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"y-you want to cuddle more s-sergeant?"

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>>30314437

>>30314437
How do you say "tsundere" in Korean? She can deny it all she wants, she is cute.

>>30314433
>Reckless watches that Charlie Chaplin movie where he's trapped in a log cabin during a snowstorm and has to eat his shoes
>She doesn't get the joke

>>30314457
>How do you say "tsundere" in Korean?
츤데레
But that word didn't exist during the war tho

>>30314457
While I like tsun tsun Reckless the wiki says she had a gentle disposition.

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/pol/ack who made dis. Sorry about the tag on the last one. More to tell some of you we still live was all.

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>>30314502
Working on coloring

>>30314437
She looks tipsy asf.

>>30314488
Checked.
Yeah, she wasn't the type to try to hide things (unless she was playing poker).

>>30314488
>>30314538
Team Mom Sgt Reckless when?

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>>30314732
Superior version.

>>30314437
MAXIMUM FLUFF

>>30314437
I want to rub my hands through that fluff

>>30313040
Fucking this

>>30315237
lewd

>>30313040
>>30315252
k lol

>>30314437
There's no way that much fluff is within grooming standards.

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>>30315674
Pretty autistic complaint, but I must agree. Even the horses were required to get crew-cuts along the mane.

>>30315836
Damn, she a qt. Giving that seductive look.

>>30315674
>>30315836
They've been camping for days. Cut her some slack.

>>30315674
>>30315836
They're out in the field, in an active combat zone. Grooming standards take a back seat.

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Don't you slide on me!

Are there any greens yet?

>>30317383
Supposedly someone's working on one.
Maybe it'll be >>30271271.
Maybe it'll be a feelsy war story.
Only >>30305706 knows.

>>30314457
새침데기 works too, if you want to be creative. 츤데레 is just Korean romanization of Tsundere.

>>30313894
Hey if your still taking inspiration how about Reckless doing a marine version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64 with the Canterlot guard.

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>>30317928
Whoops.

>>30317928
>>30318047
literally anthro

>>30317443
Writefag here. Moderately feelsy drama in prose format. ETA soonish. I keep going back and adding stuff.

>>30318976
Can't wait Anon, must be good.

>>30315836
>>30316139
10 out of 10; would feed her a mix of premium steel-cut oats, apple slices, torn bits of old blanket, and crumbled poker chips.

>>30312941
More. Please. I'll suck your ass clean for more.

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>>30314437
>catch the sarge going against protocol with her grooming
>most of the men on the front line with you were going against protocol too, but something about the sarge's fluff really got you
>as your afternoon watch in the east tower of camp rolls up you confront her
>you blackmail her like the insufferable cunt you are and threaten to tell upper command of her lacking standards
>she falls for your bait instead of smoking your ass for insubordination and asks what you want in return for your silence
"Cuddles, every night.. at least until I can get a replacement blanket for the one you ate"
>pic related

>>30319404
What would the punishment be for a B.W.O.P.? (Booping With Out Permission)

>>30319559
You get a very unlucky position on the front lines.

>>30319339
You can check the previous thread for more. The artist for that one was Plunger btw.

>>30319404
>snuggle into her fluff like a sleeping bag
>the amount of surface area you share between your bodies is disturbing
>it's the middle of the night and you can still see her blush
>you caress her back as she slips off to sleep
>her tail involuntarily cups behind your back in a hug like mannor
>you blissfully enjoy the soft space heater for all she's got
>best sleep you've ever had out in the shit
>wake up with her snoozing on your chest still
>spend the next hour listening to her sleep
>as her ears flick and she stirs to light you quickly pretend to sleep
>you're greeted with a firm hoof punch to the throat
"M-mornin to you too *cough* sarge"
>"s-shutup"

>>30320006
but she was described as well mannered and sweet

>>30320037
>>30320006
>>30319404
>Sarge is secretly in love with you but can't show any signs of it on the battle field amongst the other grizzly men and for fears of conflict of interests
>she also holds the superstition that if she cares about you in anyway, fate and death will strip her of you
>can't help but be somewhat tsudere at times
>every time she's rough on you or mean she always meets with you in private and apologizes
>she sacrifices her sleep at odd hours just to talk and be with you during your watches
>sometimes, on particularly rough days or after stents of not seeing you for weeks, she sleeps next to you and keeps you warm at night

>>30320037
Reckless a sweetheart

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>>30320279
what if she's one of those huggy, touchy drunks?
that'd be pretty cute

>>30313040
Don't worry Anon, these flavor of the month generals usually die out by the time the same faggots making them once again start arguing behind whatever new usernames they have and leaving

>>30320279
top cute

>>30320321
no ive been around huggy touchy drunks
its not fun

>>30320365
i am a huggy touchy drunk
it's fun for me
what do you have against hugs anon

>>30320365
>>30320397
I'm a happy drunk that laughs all the time.

>>30320402
i never drink because i fear for the spaghetti id spill

>>30320411
It helps if you're never around people.

>>30320419
>he doesn't get shitfaced and then deliberately play online games with mics for fun
what a buzz kill

>>30320430
I don't even own a mic.

>>30320279
>씹다 씹다 씹다
Nigga that should be 우물 우물 우물
씹다 씹다 씹다 sounds weird as fuck

>>30320455
care to elaborate to those of us who dont speak kimchi

>>30320455
>he wasted a part of his life learning a completely worthless language

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>>30320279
fixed the awful res.

>>30320462
씹다 is not an onomatopoeia, it's a verb
That like saying "masticate masticate masticate"
우물 is Korean onomatopoeia for chewing
>>30320466
t. monolingual

>>30320479
Thanks senpai, much better.

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>>30320575
Dagnabbit. weird little line.
>>30320504
>>30320455
Apologies, went with the first translation I got. Last time I didn't and I got it wrong. I will just ask here before I try again.

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>>30320581
absolutely based

>>30320581
now just fix the res

>>30320581
A bucket of beer -IS STILL NOT ENOUGH

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>>30320795

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>>30320673

>>30320802
Based drawfriend, it's beautiful.

>>30320466
...you know, what with the Internet being a worldwide thing, I suppose it's entirely possible that the thread has actual Korean people in it. The comment wasn't necessarily from a koreaboo.

I'm just Saiyan.

This horse is adorable. Kinda want to make a plush of her at some point.

>>30320802
This is cute.

>>30320479
I like how you left her mane long in the front, but crew-cut in the back, like >>30315836
It looks great, and it's even better because its realistic.

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>>30319339
here

>>30321225
I'm curious, I wanna see a rl reckless plushie

>>30320802
Thanks for the fix (both meanings), anon. As >>30320455 pointed out, 씹다 indeed is a verb, so I was wondering if anyone pointed that out. As a rule of thumb, anything that ends in 다 that Google Translate spits out is most likely a verb, so just search for "Korean onomatopoeia" and search for the word in question directly. Alternatively, you can just ask some Kimchis on this board/thread before you draw'em.

Also, what happened to all the writefags? Still working on their masterpieces, I presume.

>>30321610
>Also, what happened to all the writefags?

I don't know, honestly. I know I write a little, just a little, and have only done a couple of short-short throwaway gag greentexts for these threads.

I know that I have to be in just the right mood to write, or else nothing comes of it.

>>30321628
>I know that I have to be in just the right mood to write, or else nothing comes of it.
Can't rush perfection, I guess. See you around.

>>30320486
typical Marine behavior

>>30321565
Plunger. Never stop.

All this stuff is so cute.

This is your well deserved (You).

>>30321565
Right in the feels..

>>30321565
Plunger is best pony

>>30321565
I'm curious. Will all these go on derpibooru or on another site?

>>30323007
Everything pony makes its way to Derpibooru, Anon.

>>30323013
Then why can't I find more than a dozen Syriana pics there?

>>30323101

Because no one knows who the fuck Syriana is.

>>30323101
id bet my ass shes on there but under a different name

>>30323296
I've seen quite a few pics of her, but almost none on the booru.
Maybe I should make it a mission to gather them up and upload them myself..
>>30323315
I looked up "Syria", and even combed through all of the "nation ponies", but still could only find about two pages worth of her..
Also, almost all the Britania pronz gets deleted as soon as it's uploaded. Wtf?!

>>30323367
Britain pone is owned by some touchy faggot and doesn't allow porn.

>>30323389
>Unironically trying to stop horsefuckers from clopping
What a massive faggot.

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>>30323976
No 2

>>30324303
topcute

>>30324303
Selfbrushing is unnatural and sinful!

bamp

is she retarded?

does this thread want writefags?

>>30326469
Yeah, I've been bumping in hopes the Anon who promised green delivers.

>>30326542
Keep bumping soldier, different anon and I'll try and post something tomorrow

>>30324303
I've always wondered what the double dolphin cutie mark was supposed to represent.

>>30327947
She's actually just a Pisces. Her mark was magically drawn on to make it more to her taste.

>tfw no good Korean War movies
When are we gonna get the Korean War version of Full Metal Jacket?

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>>30327947
She works at Sea World.

>>30327947
69

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>>30328504
This

>>30326362
>is she retarded?
You mean Reckless? She's based off of the actual war horse, who was actually very intelligent (for a horse). She memorized all of her routes after just a few times, being able to deliver supplies without the benefit of a human handler. She once did 51 solo supply trips in a single day, all the while commie gooks were shooting at her.
She was known to ingest inevitable objects though...
Read the wiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergeant_Reckless

>>30328601
Inedible* objects

>>30328655
Don't ghost-bump. If you want to keep a thread going, just make a constructive comment.
Blank-posting is /qa/-tier shitposting.

>>30328677
Don't even bother. He's shown that he's committed to being a cock gobbling chuckle fuck

bump

posting soon, dont die please

>>30328607
With horses, eating the inedible tends to be inevitable.

>>30330464
Kek

>>30330175
Have some green, everyone

>"PRIVATE! Another *hiccup* bucket of beer, if you would!"
>God damn it.
>Being stuck with looking after Sgt. Reckless duty was the worst, but to be fair you weren't good at much else
>You dutifully dump the contents of another beer bottle into her bucket with a sigh
>"What's wrong, Private?"
"D-don't you think you're drinking a bit too much, Sergeant?" you ask hesitantly, sitting down next to her
>"Of course *hiccup* not, Private! Can't a mare just enjoy herself?"
"Well, are you sure the Warrant Officer is alright with this?"
>"Y-yeah, *hiccup,* why wouldn't he?"
"Maybe because you're supposed to be doing other things besides getting drunk?"
>"You're asking to many questions, Private! *hiccup,* Why don't you brush my mane again instead?"
>You roll your eyes.
>Of course.
>"Don't make me hit you with a *hiccup* subordination charge, Private!" she says jokingly, noticing your bored demeaner
>How did you end up in an Army tent serving beer to a horse who's a higher rank than you in the middle of the Korean War?
>Life could be very strange sometimes..
>When you first joined the Marine Corps, you figured you'd be blasting gooks away with a BAR M1918, not waiting on some pony
>Sgt. Reckless was always nice and sweet to everyone, except you of course
>She always seemed kinda mean to you, but being a Marine you didn't really let it get to ya
>But maybe you should do something about this
>You'd really rather be fighting with the doughboys on the front lines
>But what were you supposed to do?
>You look down once more at the drunk pony lying on her side next to you
>She had eaten your blankets, drank all your beer, and one time even ate your poker chips
>But could you really bring yourself to rat out your Sarge?
>"W-what're you *hic* looking at, Private?" she says drunkenly. "See something you like?"
>Yeah, you definitely could.

>>30330580
"Hey."
>...
"Hey!"
>"Mmmhmmm.." Reckless replies sleepily
"Sober up, jackass, you need to go on a supply run soon."
>Reckless seems fully awake now, staring you down
>"W-what'd you just say to me, Private!? I'll hoof you-"
>You chuckle
"I knew that'd get you awake."
>Her face scrunches up angrily while she adjusts her M1 helmet
>"You're lucky I'm so laid back, Private. Now, what were you saying about a supply run?"
"Warrant Officer McCain told me that the Recoilless Rifle Platoon up north needs some shit, and it's our job to bring it to them."
>"Oh, that's easy- w-wait, *our* job?"
"Yeah, since you're getting drunk so much the Warrant Officer wants me to tag along and give you some *extra* supervision." you say smugly
>If you couldn't get out of this, at least you could make it fun for yourself
>"W-why, that pig! I can handle the supply runs on my own!"
"Apparently not." you observe
>Her eyes narrow
>She looks furious.
>"F-fine!" she spits. "But you better keep quiet, Private!" she says while grabbing her pack
>"I don't wanna hear a word from you!"

>>30330587
"So, having fun carrying all that shit?"
>After visiting the supply camp and loading Reckless's packs, you were on your merry way north towards the Recoilless Rifle Platoon to resupply them
>"I dunno, Private. Are you having fun walking all this way?" she shoots back
>Since Reckless was too small and overloaded to effectively ride, you were stuck walking alongside her with a pack of your own and your M1 rifle slung over your shoulder
>And you had to admit, your feet were getting a little sore after all these miles.
>You tried to think of something to retort with, but really there wasn't much
>And so the two of you just continued walking in relative silence, the only noise being the birds of midday chirping
>It was crazy hearing that alongside the rustling of barbed wire in the wind, but war was war.
>And war never changes.
>After some time, you reach the Recoilless Rifle Platoon camp up on the frontlines uneventfully
>The group seems happy to see Reckless, and asks you how handling her is going (to which you smugly reply "it's going great!", much to Reckless's chagrin)
>You begin unloading the various munitions and food supplies from her pack, and soon enough everything is in it's place
>You and the RRP share a hearty farewell, and you lament that you can't stay on the front lines with them
>"Don't worry!" one of them chuckles. "I'd trade spots with ya anyday, Private!"
>They give you a bottle of Asahi beer to drink on the way back, and with a final goodbye you and Reckless start to return to base

>>30330601
"See?" you say as you walk along the trail. "Having me around isn't that bad."
>"Debatable." Reckless replies
"Oh, c'mon. You're so nice to everyone else, what's so hard about being nice to me?"
>"W-well, you're-"
>It's then that you hear a couple loud *BANG!*s coming from the treeline on your left, and you feel something tearing through your side and your leg
"Gahh!" you shout, spiraling to the ground
>A few other bullets whizz past you and Reckless, who is ducking, but none of them connect
>You quickly grab your carbine and fire a few rounds blindly into the trees
>Either you scared whoever was shooting at you, or you hit them, because after that the shooting ceased
>You're breathing heavily, debating whether to shoot at the treeline a few more times
>The Adrenaline in your system is beginning to wear off, and you can feel a blazingly intense pain in your side
>You put your hand where it hurts, and when you lift it it's covered in blood
"Shit!"

>You feel something nuzzling your rifle arm, and you look up to see Sergeant Reckless
>"Get up, Private! We need to go!" she says, angrily eyeing the treeline. "Now!"
>With great pain and effort you manage to stand up, but you weren't really too stable on your feet
>Reckless notices you falling behind her, and with a quick cry of "Damnit!" she rushed back to help you
>She puts herself under your left arm, and now that she's unloaded you can lean on her without it being too much
>The two of you begin to rush back to the Recoilless Rifle Platoon, but progress is admittedly kinda slow
>Nearby gunshots grow louder and louder as you approach, but you couldn't hope to make it back to base before..
>No, you didn't wanna think about that.
>"C'mon, Anon! C'mon!"

>>30330610
>You reach the clearing where the RRP camp is located, and have full view of the ensuing chaos
>North Korean troops were attacking from the Eastern forest, and the RRP, cought by surprise, were doing everything they could to defend
>Several of them hid behind the makeshift cover of crates and sandbags, firing back with their M1 Carbines and BAR M1918s
>The soldier who gave you a beer earlier lies dead on the ground, among a few others
>You flinch at the sound of an explosion, presumably from a recoilless rifle being fired at the North Korean marauders
>Debris washes over you and Reckless, and bullets whizz overhead
>In response you unholster your M1911 and take a few pot shots at the group of North Koreans, but you doubt you hit anyone.
>The RRP has noticed you and Reckless, and are trying their best to clear a path for you two
>Through some miracle you and Reckless make it into the camp unscathed, although you've lost a lot of blood
>"MEDIC!" she screams. "WE NEED A GOD DAMN MEDIC!"
>Another loud explosion can be heard, followed by a barrage of more gunfire
>A soldier directs her into the paramedic tent, where you're unceremoniously dumped onto a cot inside
>The edges of your sight are darkening, and your vision is getting increasingly tunnel-like
>A combat medic hurriedly switches between you and a multitude of other wounded patients
>"I-is he gonna be alright, Doc?" you can hear Reckless asking worriedly
>You notice the gunfire seems to have stopped now
>Wait, since when did Reckless care about if you'd be alright?
>"I dunno Reckless, he just got here! I guess we'll have to wait and see. Why don't you have a seat?"
>And with that, you black out...

What do you guys think? Should I keep going? Progress might be slow since I'm balancing this and another story for Neetpone

>>30330621
I like this. Please continue.

also don't stop with the neetpone either, but don't bust yourself out

>>30328465
Taegukgi
Retreat, Hell!
M*A*S*H

>>30330621
Continue plox.

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Just to give you fags a heads up your Sgt. Reckless portrait http://pixelcanvas.io/@-589,1213 is being moved because you've been lazy faggots and haven't worked on it for almost a week. Consider this your eviction notice and your portrait put on hiatus until further notice.

>>30331809
There was a Sgt Reckless portrait? I haven't touched that in weeks.

>>30331888
*Haven't touched pixelcanvas.

>>30330621
and then he died

rip in pieces

>>30331809
King Wiggy? Is that you?

>>30330601
>war never changes
You seem to be playing to much fallout 4

>>30331809
>pixelcanvas
Cancer.

>>30332305

It's true though.

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>>30330464
>be horse
>eat all the things

>>30333447
oh lord

>watch Sgt. Reckless chasing a baby chick back and forth across the compound
"Goddamnit Reckless, the fuck are you doing?"
>"Supplementing my diet with extra protein. What's it look like?"
"I'm not sure I have the words to describe what it looks like."
>"Think of it as a McNugget that's not been processed yet."
"DAMMIT Reckless."
>it was a day of fast food that wasn't moving fast enough to get away from a hungry horse

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>>30333447

>>30333503
"Bad Sergeant, bad!"

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>>30333447
Poor Scootaloo.

But I suppose she's not the only one who has a taste for delicious, delicious chickun.

>>30330621
Yes pls, I'm starting to like this

bump

planning on delivering more today

>>30335099
bump for this

page 8 bumperoo

hang tight soldiers

>>30333529
That horse's ears are pinned, the snowman should've known to back off

>>30337246
>That horse's ears are pinned, the snowman should've known to back off

I know, right? Everybody knows that when a horse shows that body language, you don't make sudden movements like that. The snowman should have known: when you are confronted with an angry horse, you freeze.

HUE HUE HUE HUA HUE HUE HUE HUA

I'll shut up now.

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>>30337960

>>30339383
>20 minutes into ice puns and chill and she gives you this look

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>>30285197

Bumping for more >>30330621

>>30339936
But why always clones. Why not just other mare marines.

>>30339936
This is insanely cute

I promise I'll deliver as soon as I can

>>30339942
>mare-ines

>>30339942
>Why not just other mare marines.

There can be only one.

>>30339936
Ill be delivering some sketches soon too.

>>30339962
>>30341017
YAY

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For future reference, please note front right hoof had no sock

>>30341078
who cares
symmetrical is cuter
a slight deviation from reality for the sake of cute is fine

>>30339936
fuuuck, stop making such cute poners, you're gonna give me a damn heart attack
please do though

got a question for any Korean anons out there; 방긋방긋 is translated as "Beaming Smile"

1. Is this accurate
2. Can I just draw 방긋 or do I have to draw the
whole thing (방긋방긋)?

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>>30341186
Well no response so far so Ill just have to post this and deal with incorrectness later. While I love tsundere Reckless I wanted to highlight her "gentle disposition" in this sketch so here is Grill Sergeant Reckless.

I'm actually drawing a comic page and this is one of the scenes, but I'm woefully slow at doing comic pages so I polished this scene to tide you guys over.

Hope you love it!

>>30341341
fucking cute/10
even if she served me charcoal, id pretend it was the best thing i ever ate

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>>30341347
funny you should say that...

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>>30341341
It's not supposed to be lewd at all but I'm absolutely diamonds over here drawfag
Keep doing your thing

>>30339936
>Ywn obtain Reckless's DNA and clone a herd of war pones.

>>30341341
>ywn have Sgt. Reckless's chicken for dinner

>>30341341
This is adorable, but why the engrish? I know she was mongolian or something, but since she was fighting with the U.S. I thought maybe her english might be a little better

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>>30341341
Just

>>30341516
Well she was only with the marines from 1952 till she was promoted to Staff Sergeant in 59. I know plenty of Koreans who have learned english AND lived in Australia for 8 years and they still have mad engrish accents.

>>30341516
She's still Korean, though. Anyway, the Engrish is kind of cute.

>>30341341
Godspeed, based drawfriend.

>Anon tells chuck norris jokes, but replaces him with Reckless.
>Twilight and the princesses write them all down, taking them as facts.
>The alicorns look up to the modest mare sipping her beer like a religious figure.

>>30341756
>"SSgt. Reckless beat the sun in a staring contest."
>"Tsunamis are created by SSgt. Reckless practicing round house kicks on the beach."
>"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep SSgt. Reckless out. It failed miserably."

>>30341476
>They become the most well supplied troops in history but with the lowest kill count.
>Every other combatant submits to their tactical snuggles.

>>30343179
double bump

>>30341341
Adorable. I really like it.
If you look at her facial expression right, you could almost say she looks a little deranged. "How is taste? I add... 'special' ingrediant, Anon~ Now, we one."

>>30343908
I just see a happy pony. I think you are seeing what you want to see. Besides, Reckless is not like that.

>>30341341
>how is taste
where is gilda?

>>30343957
I think it's the relativly small eyes and the pinned down ears that really do it. They go with the giant grin to sort of make that impression.

I like it, and the first thing I saw was just a happy mare too, but as I stared at it a little longer I thought about the alternative. You can't say you don't see that a little bit? It's a little funny? No? Bah! To fuck with you, then.

>>30330621
>Awake.
>You're awake!
>You throw open your eyelids, only to get an eyeful of Sergeant Reckless standing right over you
>She looks worried, but when you suddenly open up your eyes she screams in surprise and falls backwards onto the ground
>You want to laugh, but you feel too tired to even move.
>"A-Anon! You're awake! And not dead!"
>"Of course he's not dead, Reckless." Doc Mitchell chimes in. "But he did come close."
"W-what?" you mumble as you try to sit up in your cot. "I did?"
>"Eeyup." Doc says. "Unconscious, low body temperatures, pale and clammy skin, the works. But I wouldn't be a Doc if I didn't know how to deal with bloodloss."
>He motions to the IV line connected to your arm
>Oh, so that's what was hurting your forearm.
>You manage to sit up in your cot in a more comfortable position
>Doc Mitchell rummages through his satchel, and throws something onto your lap
>"Here." he says. "Usually this is more formal and there's a lot more fanfare, but I doubt you care."
>You pick the object up with one hand
>It's a Purple Heart, with George Washington on it
>You quickly pin it to your fatigues
>"D-don't scare me like that again, Private!" Reckless says sternly. "And that's an order!"
"Scared?" you manage to chuckle. "I thought you'd be happy if I died!"
>She looks away, somewhat embarrased
>"E-even if you can be an ass sometimes Private, y-you're still a fellow soldier!"
>Doc raises an eyebrow questioningly
>"Uhh, should I give you two some time by yourselves?"
"N-no!" both you and Reckless shout in unison.

>>30344530
"When can I be on my feet again, Doc?" you ask
>"Few days, I'd say. Fortunately the bullets were a clean entry and exit, and didn't hit any vital organs, so as long as you can handle the pain walking is gonna be you should be fine."
>You groan.
>How're you supposed to go on supply runs with a wounded leg?
"You think I could have some meds, Doc? For the way back?"
>"Well.." Doc pauses to think for a moment. "I could give you a little bit of Morphine. But use it in moderation, alright? Last thing you want is to be high on that stuff during a firefight, especially if you don't need to be."
>"For now though, rest. Reckless, do you think you can help me move a few things around camp?"
>She seems reluctant, but she obliges, following Doc and leaving you in the medical tent with the rest of the wounded soldiers
>Well, you think to yourself, it could be worse.
>Just be glad you still have all your limbs, right?
>You lay back down on your cot and try to make yourself comfortable
>These were gonna be a long few days..
>...

>>30344544
>After a few days of boringly sitting at the medical tent and resting, you felt like you were ready to go
>Although Reckless would come in to bring you food and talk for a while on the occasion, you were still bored as hell.
>It's almost lunchtime when Doc Mitchell and Reckless come in to check on you
"So Doc, whaddya think?"
>"I think it's up to you, Private." he says. "If you wanna head back already, go ahead. It might hurt, though. A lot."
"I'm a Marine, Doc." you groan while standing up with Reckless's help.
"I can handle this."
>"You sure?" Reckless pipes up.
"Yes." you say sternly
>"I hate to burden you on your way back, but could you give this to Warrant Officer McCain for me?"
>He hands you a letter. It looks formal.
>"It's a medical report for the battle." he adds
"Of course," you say
>"Oh, and here."
>He reaches into his doctor's satchel and hands you an M3A1 Grease Gun, along with some magazines
>You raise an eyebrow, but you accept the gift
>"Probably be easier to shoot this with one hand instead of your rifle, if you have to lean on Reckless."
"Thanks, Doc."
>After reapplying the bandages on your leg and side, you limp out of the Medical tent with Reckless at your side
>You feel her bumping your side, and you look down at her
>"You forgot this, Private." she says, her voice muffles by the M1 helmet in her mouth
"Oh!" you say as you take it from her mouth. "Thanks, Sarge."
>With your helmet now on your head, you and Sarge make your way back to home base

>>30344553
>The walk back is rather calm so far
>As much as walking can hurt with your wounded leg, your limp doesnt slow you down that much.
>You were hoping you wouldn't need to use Doc's Grease Gun, but you had it loaded and were carrying it in one hand
>Just in case.
>Reckless trotted on a little bit ahead, keeping a watchful eye out
>Your Carbine is strapped to her pack saddle, along with some water and the morphine that Doc gave you
>You really didn't want to use it, but it never hurt having some just in case.
>Suddenly there's movement in the treeline, along with the sound of rustling bushes and leaves
>Reckless freezes, staring at the source of the noise
>You raise your Grease Gun towards the treeline, ready to let loose a string of bullets
>There's some more rustling and shaking among the bushes
>You and Reckless tense up, prepared for whatever's coming
>The rustling increases and become more furious, shaking the whole bush
>This is it..
>Suddenly, something pops right out
>Your finger is about to squeeze the trigger and fire a burst-
>Wait.
>It's just a Korean common pheasant.
>The funny-looking ring-necked landbird stares at you, then at Reckless
>You look over to Reckless yourself, and the moment your eyes meet all the built-up tension flows away
>The two of you fall over laughing, and the Pheasant just walks back into the woods squawking
>After a couple minutes you both stand up again, tears of laughter still in your eyes
>"Can't believe we got so worked up over a bird, Private." Reckless giggles
>War sure did have a funny way of making you paranoid.

>>30344572
"Hey Warrant Officer.."
>McCain stands up from his seat when he sees you walk in to his tent
>"Christ, Private, where have you been? I heard about the skirmish up north and I-"
>He shuts up when he notices the bandages wrapping around your side and leg along with the Purple Heart hastily pinned to your fatigues
>"Oh, no. Private, I'm sorry, I knew they were planning an attack but-"
>You raise a hand to show him that it's fine
"I joined up for a reason, Sir. I'm expecting to get shot."
>He sighs
>"Do you want a break, Private?" he asks. "You've earned it. I can have someone else look after Reckless while you relax-"
>Reckless's eyes widen
>She looks like she's about to say something
>You quickly shake your head
"No, sir. I'm her handler, remember? It's my job, sir."
"Also, sir, I have this report for you. From Doc Mitchell."
>You lay it on his desk
>The Warrant Officer smiles wearily at that
>"You're a good soldier, Private. I hope you know that."
"I try, sir." you say, standing at attention
>"At ease, Private. If you'll excuse me, I have some more reports to write.. Get some rest, Private. And Reckless, I know he's supposed to be watching you, but make sure he doesn't worsen his injuries, alright?"
>The two of you salute the officer before exiting his tent together
>He doesn't really seem happy about writing reports and pushing papers all day long, but can anyone blame him?

>>30344590
>By the time night falls over the camp, you're already asleep in your tent
>For once sleep came easy, despite having no blankets since Reckless ate them all.
>You assumed Sarge was asleep too in her corner of the tent
>Well, you did, until you're awakened by the cold and hear some rummaging by your bags
>The swishing of liquid can be heard, along with the sound of some things falling to the floor
>It's dark however, and you can't really see what's going on
>The only light is the dim illumination coming from the lantern by your bedroll
>It must be pretty late for it to be this dark. What was Reckless doing up?
>You quietly reach over to turn up the gas valve on the lanter, covering the whole inside of the tent with dim light
>Sergeant Reckless has her face buried in your bags, rummaging around
>Her head emerges, and she's holding a.. Morphine Syrette?
"S-sarge?" you whisper. "What the hell are you doing!?"
>She hops slightly in surprise, and turns to look at you
>"O-oh, hi Private, I was just uhh.."
>Her voice is muffled by the syrette still in her mouth
"Sarge! Drop that thing, Jesus!"
>"Look, Private!" Reckless hisses. Her tail swishes with frustration.
>"The last few days have been really stressful, and I-"
"I don't care! Drop that thing!"
>"I'm your Sergeant!"
"And I'm your handler!" you spit back.
"Jesus, Reckless." you say, lowering your tone. "Is there even a real reason to be using that?"
>She looks away
>"Well, n-no, but-"
"Then put it the fuck down! You're a Marine, you're better than this!"
>She spits the Syrette out, and lays down next to your pack with a sigh
>"No, I'm really not. I'm just the drunk pack horse, remember?"

>>30344599
"Yeah, well you're my drunk horse." you say. "And I'm not gonna let you use that shit without an actual reason."
>"Yeah? And what's stopping me, Private?"
"The Warrant Officer."
>She tenses, her eyes widening
>"You wouldn't!"
"I won't this time, but that doesn't mean I woudln't."
>Reckless relaxes a little bit
"But I can't just let this go, Sarge."
>"W-what do you mean?"
"You remember what Doc Mitchell said! I don't want you on this shit unless you really need to be."
>"S-so? What're you gonna do about it?"
>You pause to think for a moment
>You've definitely gotta do something to show her that getting wasted on morphine was an awful idea
"Well, since you thought literally eating all my blankets was a good idea, you're my new replacement blanket. At least until actual replacements show up."
>You can see Reckless blushing in the dim light
>"W-why, I should be flaming you for subordination right now!"
"And I should be reporting this to the Warrant Officer." you shoot back. "But we both know neither of us is gonna do either."
>Her face bunches up angrily, but she still walks up to you and curls up on top of you
>She's actually quite warm compared to just a blanket
>Now this was much better
"G'night, Sarge." you say somewhat smugly
>"Sh-shut up, Private.."

I'm sorry this took so long, guys. I'm kinda in a writers block with this and my other story. Also, jesus christ I'm realizing now that I completely skipped a paragraph the first time I posted but it doesn't really take much away from the story. It's included in the Pastebin, if anybody really cares: https://pastebin.com/euxkk8K9

>>30344633
*wouldn't
**insubordination

fuck me im tired

>>30344640
i will if you keep this green up
tis too gud

>>30339936
>trying to keep anon warm in the snow
>the one in his right arm cant help herself
Sigh.. one would be enough for me and i dont even have that.

>>30344170
I think if I made the pupils like 2mm smaller they would go from happy ro crazed eyes.

Theres a fine line between adoration and insanity when it comes to Reckless.

>>30344718
you're not alone in the feel, anon
>tfw ywn crack a few cold ones with her

>>30344599
dubs compel me to spill my spaghetti:

From what I've been reading, IRL veterinarians don't give morphine to horses or ponies. They usually react poorly to it, displaying "agitation" and "excitement."

No one can ask them how they're feeling or what they're experiencing, but they don't seem to enjoy it.

IRL there have been developed since the 1970s a larger and larger family of veterinary analgesic drugs for large animals, like horses, which are usually not used on humans, at least in the US, though some European hospitals, I have read, have been doing safety tests on human patients since 2000 or so.

There are more than a few drugs that humans react badly to, that horses and other mammals generally don't (phencyclidine is a dissociative sedative for most mammals, but it causes some humans to hallucinate badly and sometimes even become violent, for one example). But I suppose they're always testing things, looking for something new and better and safer (and cheaper).

>>30344633
top cute

was nice seeing reckless get some shit

>>30344640
this is beautiful keep it up senpai.

>>30341078
I wonder how those men would react if they knew what we've done.

>>30345178
welp

guess i'll delete my story

Nah just kidding, thanks for enlightening me though. I didn't know any of that stuff, might incorporate this information later. But like I said though, I'm kinda in a writers block right now

>>30341341
"Why does it taste like a blanket?"

>>30341341
Looking foreward to the comic.

>>30341186
Sorry for late response, but
1. Yep
2. It's actually more common as 방긋 than 방긋방긋, so yeah

>>30341341
Top cute

>>30346232

The only part of your story that's really triggering me is that you keep referring to marines as soldiers. Soldiers are in the army, marines are marines.

>>30346232
Aye, don't sweat yourself

>>30346217
Anon we're talking about the guys who literally promoted a horse to sgt, gave her a shit load of legitimate awards / medals and shipped her back to the US for a legitimate ceremony.
They'd probably piss themselves laughing before requesting as much Reckless memorabila as possible from the drawfags.

Just left the thread for one day, and this bomb of bumps happen. I am impressed.

>>30341341
It's cute and accurate. Thanks again.

>>30341545
Trust me, I know folks who lived over 30 years in Burgerland but still have the accents.

>>30344633
Thanks as always, Rockatansky.

>>30344866
Checked and seconded,

guys I've been wondering
do you think reckless and aryanne would get along with each other?

>>30348299
No, faggot. They'd literally be mortal enemies.

>>30348299
>Kimchi-turned-burger
>Nazi
Iunno. You figure it out.

>>30348299
At best they'd be Allies due to the mutual enemy of commies, but they wouldn't get along

/mlpol/ and /mlp/ trying to stop aryane and reckless from booping each other to death when

>>30348477
If my tablet wasn't fucked I would so work on that.
Might try something traditional.
Should they be hurling insults in Korean and German?

>>30348408
>Reckless hurling insults in broken engrish splashed with furious Korean
>Aryanne responding in kind with strings of German verbiage straight out of Google Translate
>All while a fascist LARPer and his degenerate cousin from across the pond desperately try to keep them from tearing each other apart
kek

>>30348299
>>30348314
>>30348352
>>30348408
>Be Anon
>Right now, you and one of your fellow marines are trying to keep the horsies from killing eachother.
"Ladies please we can work this out!"
>"RET GO UF ME WHITE DEVIR, SCREW U GI, I WILL KILL YOU GI!"
>Yikes
>While Reckless hurls insults at you, Aryanne hurls insults at Reckless and her handler.
>"JU FILTHY ZUB-PONY I WILL GAS YOU BOTH VER BEING INFERIOR! VET GO OF ME JU FILTHY KIKE."
>It was a 'once allies now enemies' kind of day

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>>30348682
>"Uhhh, we shoot now?"
"Nooo, this entertaining"

>>30341341
>>30346334
Just about done with the comic, one more frame to complete then its onto polish. Will most likely upload tomorrow.

>>30349174
am redy for cuteness

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>>30348299
Nah, unless they were killing commies.

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>>30348563
>>30348682
>>30349012
Kek

>>30341341
She looks like Gordon Ramsey just told her that her cooking is good.

>>30348408
I think you have it backwards. America was allied with commies against the Nazis.

>>30348544

Of course

>>30348544
Absolutely.

>>30346818
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Unfortunately most of my autistic military knowledge is centered around WW1, so all I really know about the Marines is their key role at Belleau Wood during the German Spring Offensive of 1918 and a few things they did in WW2.

Which brings up a question I had, what if Reckless's ancestors/off-spring participated in other wars? Horses were a rather huge part of World War 1, for example.

>>30350642
Well, her ancestors would be serving for the Koreans. I don't really know their level of involvement in previous wars, though.

There's that art of her 3 colts serving in Vietnam, the Gulf War, and Afghanistan, though. It's a good one.

>>30350920
Oh shit, post that please

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>>30350936
Found it.

>>30350984
Anybody know what colors these guys were? I can only find black-and-white images..

>>30350984
I can tell which one is Vietnam, but which is Gulf and which is Afghanistan?

>>30351065
Dauntless is Gulf, Chesty is Iraq/Afghanistan.
In the words of another Anon, in the previous thread:
>Fearless is dead inside after all the shit he's seen, after a while a charred kid is just a dead VC
>Dauntless is just crazy after the fucking curb stomp his war was, truly the greatest time to be a soldier
>Chesty is scared that everything is bomb, even mothers flank is bomb
Pretty good take on veteran ptsd, desu.

>>30351055
I don't know. I think I remember seeing a photo of Dauntless, and he was light.

>>30351088
I saw a picture of fearless that was on the light side too. Can't find any pics of Chesty though...
I'm trying to teach myself to make image edits, and I thought colorizing that one would be good practice.

>>30351079
I can definitely vouch for Gulf War vets being crazy. My dad is one, was with the 10th Mountain Division. Still one of the cockiest, craziest bastards I know (but in a good way)

>>30351114
That'd be really cool if you could.

It seems Chesty is overshadowed by the guy he was named after.

>>30351153
As someone who lived through that era--a lot of guys who went over to Saudi as part of the build-up before the shooting started ("Operation Desert Shield," real imaginative there guys) did not expect to make it back.

There was this constant propaganda on the news, about how Kuwait was "historically a 19th Province of what is today Iraq" (which is bullshit, the whole area was the Ottoman Empire for centuries before, Iraq wasn't even an idea until after World War II), and how Saddam Hussein had a vast arsenal of chemical and possibly biological weapons he'd spent the past ten years using on the Iranians. The Iraqi army, they said, was the "world's fourth largest," which was sort of true, and full of "hard core combat veterans of the bloody decade long war with Iran." That the Iraqi military was "armed with vast amounts of top-of-the-line Soviet equipment," which was sort of true if you counted those MiG-29s that the Air Force shot down every time one got far enough off the ground to raise its landing gear, and they had about ten monkey-model Russian export tanks from the 70s. All the rest of their stuff was a hodgepodge of Russian tanks so old that if they had been cars, they'd have had tailfins, or cheapass Chinese "monkey model" copies thereof built for export. And a mishmash of small arms, from AK47s to World War II leftovers, that their troops weren't sure which end the bullet came out of.

So, it was just another Arab army made up of illiterate conscripts who held their government in contempt, who hated their officers, and who in every war do nothing whatsoever but wait until the shooting starts, then shoot their officers in the back, drop their rifles, and run away. But the US military trained hard, like it was the real thing. CNN had built up this idea that Iraq's military was nine feet tall, bulletproof, and invisible. Well, they got the "invisible" part right, once the shooting started.

>>30351153
>>30351283
>Chesty is overshadowed by the guy he was named after
Yeah:
>Her offspring Chesty was named after Chesty Puller, one of the few Marines ever allowed to ride Reckless. Puller was a Marine Corps lieutenant general and the most decorated United States Marine of all time.
I see lots of potential a character(s) there.

>>30351297
I learn history because of ponies. I would have never foreseen this.

>check archive for Sgt. Reckless
>she was brought up back in 2013
>most anon's ignored her
What changed?

>>30351767
People stopped caring about the show, so we are ready for some non-show stuff now

>>30352112
>can't enjoy both show and fandom
That's a stupid meme.

>>30351767
Maybe there were no drawfags to get it started. Also we're more starved for OC now than we were back then, so it probably just got buried underneath other OC at that time

>>30351767
We didn't have to rely on this kinda shit to get discussions
We still had the show to discuss and there were still hundreds of fetishes unexplored by the fandom, and whenever you wanted to consume/create content you directly went to either a general or a prompt that seemed funny/in line with whatever you wanted to make/see
tldr scruffy

>>30349728
You're not taking into account that they're from different time periods. Reckless is from when commies were the enemy

>>30353019
I guess. But ever since WWII, Nazis have been considered the ultimate enemy. But since they were gone, America then focused on the next greatest enemy.

>>30353188
>ever since WW2, Nazis have been portrayed by (((the media))) as the ultimate enemy

STOP FUCKING IDIOTS!

>>30353019
>>30353188
You did have the French Foreign Legion which consisted of some former Wehrmact soldiers. Although, they were never involved in the Korean War. They were involved in Nam' however.

>>30353430
Stop what exactly?

>>30353920
The anon is probably some dumb antifa who advocates stabbing horses or some shit.

thread would probably be a lot more interesting if war blew up with North Korea

inb4 bronies did WW3

>>30353430
Stop making content?

>>30353865
French Foreign Legion are absolute badasses

Green of French Foreign Legionnaires fighting in Vietnam with Fearless when?

>>30354003

Yes, obviously a return of the Korean War to active hostilities would incite World War III, as it would draw in all of North Korea's many strong and dedicated allies across the globe, such as........

>>30354268
China.

Until about twenty years back the Norks and the Russians were so deep up each other's asses that you couldn't tell where one ended and the other began, too--just like the Russians and Cubans still are today. I don't think Putin would try to whiteknight for the Nork regime, which just by existing is a billboard advertisement for why a close alliance with Russia instead of America is a bad choice. I don't think he'd be terribly displeased if something happened to Li'l Kim some dark rainy night. But anything's possible and Putin isn't going to live forever.

>>30354587

>implying china gives a shit about north korea
>implying china would go to war with the rest of the world on behalf of north korea
>implying a war with only china and north korea on one side would constitute a world war

>>30354683
>implying a war with only china and north korea on one side would constitute a world war
a war with only germany and japan on one side constituted a world war

>>30354700
*Germany, Japan, and Italy

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>>30354700

The power of the public education system, ladies and gentlemen.

>>30348682
>>30349012

What does the "GI" referring to? G.I.? or is it some kind of language stereotype of Asians (as observed in your post that replaced L to R and vice versa)?

Anyway, nice short green, anon.

>>30355112
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._(military)

>>30355112
General Infantry

>>30355144
>>30355149
Thanks.

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>>30353415
This

>>30354265
Actually, I think there may have been some Wehrmact soldiers in tehe Korean War. Most of it rumours, nothing solid however.

>>30357374
Like, imagine a band of Nazi horses rolling around in their kriegsmobile all the while running down commie gooks.

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>>30355596
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ANIMUS ARE PURE YOU HEAR THAT PUUUUURRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T GET THIS DIRTY FUCKING SHEKELSTEIN INVOLVED

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>>30359517
Get in the ANIMUS desmond

>>30341756
>Celestia, Luna, and Twilight approach the legendary Sergeant Reckless with veneration, hoping to learn of her glories first-hoof.
>The marine mare is sitting alone a at a table at Sugarcube Corner, face in a bucket of beer.
>"Hello, Reck-" Twilight begins to say, but she is interrupted by an elbow from Luna.
>"Oh, um, ahem. Greetings, Great Hero, Sergeant Reckless," Twilight says, nervously. "We, the Princesses of this land, uh, wish to... Welcome thee..."
>Luna interrupts to commandeer the greeting. "TO WELCOME THEE TO OUR WONDROUS KINGDOM OF EQUESTRIA! THOU MAY CALLETH US PRINCESS LUNA. TO OUR SIDE IS OUR GRAND SISTER, PRINCESS CELESTIA, AND HER FAITHFUL STUDENT, PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE. WE HAVE HEARD MANY TALES OF YOUR MIGHTY DEEDS, AND THINE VERY PRESENCE IS A GIFT TO OUR LANDS!"
>Reckless stares blankly at the trio.
>Celestia rolls her eyes. Luna may have convinced Twilight to use the Royal Canterlot Voice, but you know it's unnecessary and confusing to ponies these days.
>"What she's trying to say, Sergeant Reckless, is that we are truly honored to have you with us. The ponies of this land could learn a lot from you, and I hope you love it here."
>Upon realizing Celestia was not speaking with the traditional voice, Twilight looks to her mentor with a face of betrayal.
>Celestia continues. "Please, let us know if we can help you with anything. It would be our pleasure to make you feel comfortable in Equestria. I hope you will share your stories of strength, courage, and selflessness with us as well. We would love to hear them from the legend herself."
>Reckless cracks a tiny smile, pleased by the honor of being greeted personally by the highest officers in the country. And also that she could now get anything she wanted.
>"Yes. Thank you. I have first request: more beer!"

Should I writefag?

>>30360656
Why not?

>>30360656
Sgt. Reckless content is always appreciated.

>>30359517
Anime has probably done more for white nationalism than Hitler ever did.

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>dey carr me reckress

don't you die on me, soldier!

Bumping for more Rockatansky green

>>30362818
gave me a giggle

>>30362818
Kek

>>30362818
just don't show her a shamefur dispray

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Thanks for keeping the thread bumped guys here's my comic.

I don't know what it is about this pony that encourages me to spend literal hours making a comic that only a small subset of a subset of a fandom will appreciate. It just makes me happy, you know?

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>>30365780
predictable premise, I know. Still I hope you guys love it.

>>30365783
>she watches to see the enjoyment on anon's face
>he has to eat it all with a smile on his face
thank you anon, this is goddamn perfect

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>>30365780
>>30365783
My heart
Goddamn that's cute

>>30365783
's good as always. Thanks, man.

>Literally beating a dead horse - the general
just nuke us

>>30365783
Is... Is that a grenade pin? Did she throw a grenade just to "cook" this? That's pretty reckless of her.

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>>30365780
>>30365783
This truly brightens up my day drawfriend. Amazing work.

>>30355112
"Government Issue"

>>30366361
that's one comfy anon

>>30366423
Yeah, I got it from two other anons, my dude.

>>30366538
Even a harsh winter on the North Korean front lines can be /comfy/ when you've got reliable comrades like Reckless.

>>30366893
And coffee

:3

>>30365783
Thank you for wasting your time on us, this is great.

>>30365783
I would eat anything this mare put in front of me if it made her happy. What a cutie.

>>30367131
Bump

>>30366361

Coffee, instant, type 1.

Nice

>>30348299
The national socialists had the until date most ethnically and culturally diverse army in the world's history and went as far as allowing full autonomy as long as they battled against a common enemy. Most had directly or indirectly a common enemy: communism. Most peoples to fight against them over transgressions they had to suffer, others because of philosophical, religious, and even scientific reasons.

Aryanne and Reckless could get along VERY fine. Theoretically.

HOWEVER,
Eurasia is known for having nations hate each other's guts and this certainly explains the many wars they frequently had. Just like the Polish and Germans were mortal enemies as long as written history records it, and possibly way longer than just that, the Koreans and Japanese hate each other even up until now.

Being besties with someone who would nanjing your whole nation wouldn't necessarily make them like you.

tl;dr - nazis were besties with nips and the gooks abso-fucking-lutely hate the nihongos.

Trivia: Germans consider Americans another race altogether and actually wanted to treat them like they treated the French: sterilize them and let them live as the last generation. The Poles had it worse than the Jews.

>>30369352
>tl;dr - nazis were besties with nips and the gooks abso-fucking-lutely hate the nihongos.

Well...read about a German party functionary named John Rabe who was in Nanking during the Japanese attack and occupation in 1937.

China had by this time been in a five-or-more-sided civil war for a generation. Hitler was a huge admirer of traditional Chinese culture and he gave a fellow you may have heard of, Chiang Kai-Shek, a great deal of military aid before the official alliance with Japan. This included German advisors to train his troops, plus lots of German light tanks and armored cars. You may have read that when the Japanese invaded China the Chinese troops mainly threw down their guns and ran away. This wasn't true of every unit, and the German-trained and German-armed Chinese units at Nanking fought to the last man and the last bullet.

Anyway. The Japanese got pissed at Hitler and nearly broke up the alliance in 1939 when he attacked Poland, because before then, Japanese and Poles were besties, or at least their spy services were. They shared information on Soviet troop movements and Polish military intelligence had some of the world's best codebreakers working for them. Both nations' governments were (legitimately) concerned about a Soviet invasion. The Japanese were very unhappy to see this source of information go away.

Herr Rabe was for a while able to bluff the Japanese into thinking he was a Nazi Party bigwig, and this allowed him to help thousands of Chinese refugees escape that the Japanese would otherwise have executed, but that's another story.

tl;dr it was more complicated than that. Oh, and Chinese and Koreans don't like one another very much either. Or Chinese and Vietnamese. Or Cantonese and Han. Or Annamese dialect speakers vs. Tonkinese dialect speakers in VN. And on and on.

>Trivia:
I thought it was mainly American negroes the Germans (not just Hitler & Co.) disliked.

>>30369704
It's always nice to read some more unexpected history in a board about pastell horsies, especially if you already knew most of it but something new managed to get included.

>tl;dr it was more complicated than that.
It's always more complicated. That's why fiction is called escapism. Fiction makes it easy to understand another world from an outsider's perspective. Real life is about confrontation of physical and intellectual matter. You don't get to close the book or vidya and open another.

>everyone hates each other
The whole old world was and still is like that. In Europe, White people call each other nonwhite.

>I thought it was mainly American negroes the Germans (not just Hitler & Co.) disliked.
This is true and the Germans of that time and even today believe the Melting Pot myth and deem American Whites another race. The English initially categorized Germans as little more white than the Italians and the Poles on Elis Island. They, the Germans, treated the Poles worse than the English treated the Irish, and the English treated the Irish worse than the billionaire White and Black slave owners treated the Black and Irish slaves in the US.

Back to ponies:
Pre-Sino German alliance Aryanne could've been nice tie with Reckless. Aryanne would be conflicted about compromizes and Reckless wouldn't like pictures of Aryanne with [insert WWII Japane pony].

>>30369836
It could always be a Lauri Törni type of situation. Basically, "Wherever there is Commie, I must kill."

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Came for the cute, stayed for the history lesson.

>>30365783
Adorable!

>>30349834
>>30349847
Alright so this may take about 40 or so more hours. I'm getting into finishing the two sketches (in case I fuck up one) and going to finally do the line art. Then I will shade and possibly even colour it.

Can any Kimchi be able to correctly translate this for me 엿 먹어라! (also if you know what I am trying to insinuate I thank you)

Also any Krauts, would you prefer Backpfeifengesicht or "A face that just calls for slaps"?

>>30370475
bumping for this

>>30366330
Oh be quiet. It's not like any of the other threads on this board have been producing any palatable content this week.

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>>30365783
>Grill Sergeant
The fucking best.

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>>30360242
Well, I guess that was a flop. Any critique? Was it just boring? I'd like to improve and write things that you guys are entertained by.

>>30368452
Nice hiss ;^)

>>30371576
Is bretti gud senpai

>>30371576
Well I can tell you that more often than not if no one replies its not because it was bad, but its actually usually a good sign, usually its simply that no one had anything to say about it.
But, you know, praise is always good too, so have a (You) for your efforts, hope you use it wisely. Aka. write more already ya friggin faggot

>>30371576
it wasnt enough, desu

>>30371721
Oh, sorry. Wasn't trying to be an attention whore. I was just concerned that no one liked it. Glad to know that wasn't the case. I am busy for the next few days, but I'll actually pick it back up. So you may consider this green: not dead.

oh sarge

green tho?

>>30370475
Yay we getting more nao

>>30371790
Yeah, if no one tells you it's shit then it means it's okay.
But you're right in that neo-/mlp/ is a bunch of ingrate little shits that don't understand how important it is to praise your content creators.

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>>30369836
>White people call eachother non white
You're not white

>>30371790
To be honest it felt a little generic.
The characters are child like in character but other than that keep it up senpai