threadly reminder that Starlight has a canon love interest

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and soon Sunset will too

>>30311491
That guy is completely gay anon, your headcanon destroys itself

>>30311498
Flash has the nice guy role now, meaning he will end up masturbating to a photo of Sunset while she fucks guys like Bulk Biceps

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>>30311491
vogel even confirmed there was romance brewing between them at babscon

>>30311588
I don't blame Starlight for liking him.
He's a cute stallion. I'd love to fug his bum.
>>30311498
This is one of the most autistic ships. He has stated over and over that he still likes Twi and Sunset said explicitly that she doesn't love him.

>>30311657
They are teenagers anon, their minds change as fast as Flash cumms whenever he has phisical contact with Sunset

>>30311665
That's a shit argument, and you know it.
Since the forth movie, Flash has stated repeatedly how much he loves Twi and wants to see her again.

>>30311668
so did you like fall asleep or something during the movie? flash's whole deal in it was learning to let go of twilight and starting over with sunset

>>30311716
And he specifically stated as friends, or did you fall asleep during the movie.

>>30311716
Nice headcanon, lad
I'm sure your fanfic will get plenty of upboats from the rest of the delusional brony fags in your subreddit

>>30311491
Because she's blushing? Are you an imbecile?

>>30311795
>>30311588

>>30311810
[Citation needed] my dude.

Not a Glimmerfag btw.

>>30311491
why does this image have that retarded sci-fi enhance? im sure people could spot them in a regular screenshot.

>>30311716
>>30311741
>>30311767
I think all of you fell asleep during the movie or masturbated while looking at Flash

She doesnt blush in this scene.

>>30312170
>implying you didnt fap to flash
what are you, gay?

>>30312147
he's bullshitting

>>30312179
Fapping to Flash is gay.
I fapped to Bulk Biceps and a guilty fap to Timber

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>>30311588

You mean that fake quote some anon made up?

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>>30311588
>if i keep repeating this made up shit then maybe someone will accept my autistic ship

Jesus, just stop samefagging this on every Sunburst thread, OP.

>>30313292
He made up a quote about Sunburst and Fluttercord because he is autistic.

>>30311665
Sunset and Twilight are NOT teenagers. SciTwi is though.

>>30311498
Not canonical, sorry

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>>30311491
Cadance had him wear a permanent chastity since he became Flurry Heart's crystaller. He is expected to take care of the princess's sexual desires until she gets married while maintaining her virginity

So they are probably just friends

>>30314641
How old is Sunset exactly?

She was a teenager before Twilight became Celestia's student

>>30316407
Sunburst haven't even appeared in S7. If Glimmer actually left after Celestial Advice, then their ship might had chances to sail.
But now Sunburst will fade away in the shadows of Crystal Empire while Starlight will cuck him with Trixie or Thorax.

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>>30316407
>>30317411
>ftw your potential marefiend is being fucked by a gay-colored bug and a retarded lesbian while you're here being the sex slave for filly
>tfw you're not even allowed to touch yourself

>>30317865
Dr Wolf think that he really is Starswirl the Bearded

>>30317411
Your memory is shit. He was in the S7 premiere with the rest of the crowd and even had lines.

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>>30317411

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>>30311491
I don't know why you posted Sunburst instead of Spike

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>>30311491
But OP, how can they challenge each other and be the most talented unicorns in Equestria if they're too busy doing other things?

>>30317902
He is going to be the modern day Starswirl and like the original, he will mentor 2 alicorns. Princess Flurry Heart and Princess Starlight Glimmer. History repeats itself.

>>30316407
Did Cadance allow him one final orgasm?

If yes, then with who/what and how?

I always used to say last season that StarBurst would be the one ship I actively want to see in the show because they're both insecure flawed characters and Starlight was enough of a cameo character that it wouldn't be distracting or weird for her to occasionally go on dates with him.

Now that she's a main character in s7, im not so sure. Obviously the mane 6 can't start slutting around, but can starlight now that she's in fully half the episodes ?

>>30319874
What's wrong with slutting around? If a woman does not have men desiring them, there probably something very wrong with that woman.

>>30319874
What about rarity?

She is already slutting around

>>30313292
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>>30314386
Not OP, and I didn't make it up. I was there, he said it, and any other anon who was at the writer's panel (not the Vogel-only one one, the one with Vogel and some other writers) can confirm.

>>30319874
Why do you want to watch romance plots in a little girl's show?

>>30320285
fuck off

>>30320285
I was there too and you are making shit up, bro.

>>30317865
>>30319852
>Be Sunburst
>Princess Cadance has requested to meet you to discuss your new duties as Flurry's crystaller
>But right now, your in the places dungeon, being escorted by two guards
>This place haven't been touched since Sombras downfall
> There are no lights except for the ones the gurds are making
>Suddenly, they stop near a thick metal door with light coming form underneath it
> One of the guards pulls it open and the other shoves you inside
>Inside is non other than princess Cadance which the sight of her makes you sigh in relief
>However, dread fills your heart when you notice all the torture machines
>"Here he is, your highness"
>Before you could say anything, you feel your magic weakening as a ring is attached to your horn
>Now you're on the verge of panicking
>"Don't worry, I'll explain everything, but first take off your cape"
>You do so quietly
>"I've been reading into the duties of crystaller and I have discovered some interesting things"
>The guard grab you and lay you back down on a table
>"First, is that the crystaller must satisfy his princess sexualy"
>They bind your legs to the corners of the table with steel cuffs
>"Second, is the crystaller must not take her virginity"
>You feel your cock being draged out of its sheath by the princess's magic
>"Because of that law, the crystaller must be chastised permanently"
>Your heart skips a beat when you her her words
>"I will let use your member one last time"
>She produces two familiar items, a bottle of lube and your favourite onahole
>"I know what you like"

>>30320285
I believe you, anon. Especially if other writers imply they hang out and visit each other off screen.

I mean, could've been worse. When Sunburst was introduced in season 5, he could've easily been Starlight's brother or even cousin. He's clearly planted as a future love interest for Starlight. My autistic shipper heart believes this.

>>30320471
Don't reply to yourself. instead making shit up just watch the show and start discussion when Starlight doesn't actually cuck Sunburst with Maud or Trixie.

>>30320285
I was there too, dude. Heard it clear as day. Problem is, it was just Vogel's opinion about Starlight and Sunburst. Basically his head canon sais they romantic but its not like they're gonna make an episode about it.

>>30320357
Rude

>>30320517
No one will ever believe you OP even if you same fag. Literally no one else on Facebook, twitter, EQS, reddit, you tube or any site ever even mention vogel naming a single ship.

>>30320285
Lol. I can't believe some ppl wont believe you just cause its one of those panels not on vid. It was just a bunch of dumb kids asking Vogel about what he thinks about their fave mlp characters. Glimglam and Sunburst came up.

Someone even asked about Fluttershy and Discord. He said he liked them because it shows friendship between opposite genders or some shit.

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>>30311491
Agreed.

>>30317865
>Trixie - retarded lesbian

What the fuck did you just say about my waifu, you little bitch?

>>30321761
Jee, calm down. She's more likely bi to be honest.

>>30321648
It doesn't matter. Vogel admited many times he just write episodes someone else is giving to him. He isn't the one pushing Starlight and he can't make any pairing canon.

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>>30321648
Thats why he is bullshitting. Vogel is a confirmed discoshy fag.

>>30311491
You know sooner or later, they'll have to make an episode about the "what does having a crush on a friend mean for our friendship?" plotline, and they're neither autistic enough (nor willing to put up with fans REEEing) to do it with the mane6.

>>30322084
isn't this already kind of happening between Fluttershy and Discord?

>>30322471
Yeah, they would probably rather reserve it for that. Discord and Fluttershy are much more popular and known than Starlight and Sunburst although they might just make both of them canon.

I think "best friend migh become more than friend" fit Fluttercord more because of the focus. But Sunburst might get the "childhood friend turning into a crush" trope.

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>>30321761
Yeah, Trixie is clearly straight
To be a lesbian you'd have to be female after all

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>>30322545
Well. she did lose her marbles multiple times

>>30317865
don't forget this one

>>30311491
where'd his beard go?

>>30311498
Nope

>>30320354
Why don't you want it?
It's basically "Greentext: the Series".

>>30320354
romance is the only thing left for the Mane 6 at this point

>>30320451
>not even fucking him as consolation.
Dam cadance that's brutal.

>>30320354
Mostly because up until the sugar belle ep (which was ok imo), the extent of shipping has been googly eyes with trenderheart or spike, which is worse than not having it at all. Other episodes are very good about writing genuine believable frienship problems. It's the best part of the show. It was always distractedly bad how they wrote romance, so I'd like them to redeem themselves.

>>30311491
Good, and hope Sunburst take her far away from the mane6 in Canterlot.

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>>30324485
She's a married mare

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>>30324704
Don't hate her too much, she was written this way

>>30324982
Good point.

>>30321761
No trixiefag should be this much of a faggot. We are meant to be the best waifufags.
>>30322545
This

>>30320451
>You cringe as she pours a large amount of cold lube on your dick and spreads it with her magic
>She slides the purple piece of rubber down your shaft
>”I’m sorry for giving you this huge burden to carry, but following tradition saved the empire two time, we can’t risk it a third”
>You moan when she starts to stroke the toy
>This has been a very busy week for you, you didn’t find a time for yourself
>And with one of the sexiest mares in Equestria doing that to you, you can’t help but be into it
>minutes pass in silence except for the squelching sounds coming from the toy
>You hold on for as long as you can, not wanting this moment to end
>Still, the inevitable happens and you release your seed into the toy
>This is the longest orgasm you ever had, your ball might actually be empty at this time
>She takes the toy off and goes out of your sight
>the guards approached you with a towel and began cleaning your junk
>They were so silent, you almost forgot that they were here
>You blush and close your eyes as their hooves rub your softening cock through the towel
>no homo
>Cadance returns with a velvet pouch and empties its golden contents between your legs, out of your sight
>She brings two clamps with strings and attaches them to rim of your sheath then pulls them back
>”guard, hold those for me”
>Your penis is being held like a taught rope in her magical grasp
>She takes a short metallic tube with nozzled tip and coats it in lube
>”This may be a little painful”
>She inserts in your urethra till the nozzle touches your head, it doesn’t go far beyond your length
>Next, she levitates eight large rings with thick needles on the inside
>”These are the crystellers rings, the enchantment on them was so complex, I had twilight do it for me”
>One of them expands and floats to the base of your member and starts to constricts

>>30326199
>You don’t feel any pain as the needles penetrate your shaft
>you feel the needles meet the tube and merge with its surface
>She repeats the process with seven remaining rings until the last one is under your flare while leaving equal spaces between them
>When she releases you from her grasp, the rings come into contact with one another and glow as they attach to form a tube
>After the glow subsides, Cadance inspects her work wither her hoof
>She pulls and presses hard, but the rings do not yield
>You barely feel anything during her inspection
>When she’s satisfied, she removes the clamps, letting your sheath cover the rings
>It looks absolutely normal with it being covered like this, as if nothing changed
>”You can have the next three days off, I expect you to get used to your current situation in them”
>She unbinds your limbs, but you can’t muster the will to stand right now
>”Take him to his room, he needs some rest”
>One of the two lefts you on his back
>You look the princess in the eye
“Thank you… princess Cadance”
>The guard carries you gently to your room and even tucks you in the bed
>You stay awake for hours thinking
>One last thought crosses your mind before you’re overcome by sleep
>Flurry’s cunt better taste good

>>30322545
Is she a gelding?

>>30321836
Yeah, I think some anon posted that point already. Its just Vogel humoring a bunch of kids but an episode isn't gonna revolve around it.

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>>30311491
But Starlight will be too busy being an alicorn princess. Obviously, its gonna be her best friend and her first friend hitting it off because after Starlight becomes an alicorn, she'll be too good for either of them.

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>>30311491
threadly reminder that she isn't real

>>30322084
Isn't that Spike's story arc for the past 7 years? It would be interesting if it was done with a stallion and mare, though and Starlight and Sunburst are the only candidates since none of the other characters have friends that are stallions. But even after they reunited, their opinion about each other outside of the flashbacks is so vague. I'm not even sure Sunburst likes Starlight. For all we know, he left her behind because he hated her for being better at magic than he is.

>>30311491

Awesome

>>30327203
>alicorn princess
Not gonna happen

>>30328763
>"Twilight won't ever become a Princess. That's way too retarded to work."

>>30324704
Based on Twilight's fantasies, that's likely what's gonna happen. Glimmy lives with Sunburst in the Crystal Empire and they do nothing but practice magic all day. Or make a baby, which ever two introverted socially awkward ponies find interesting.

>>30329598
But she's gonna get married to Thorax when he finds out that he needs a broodmare

>>30327290
>none of the other characters have friends that are stallions

Cheese Sandwich

>>30331226
more like rule 63 pinkie

>>30331226
I was also gonna say RD and Quibble but we'll probably never see characters like Quibble and Cheese ever again. They're one off characters. Just look at their VAs.

>>30332411
>we'll probably never see characters like Quibble and Cheese ever again

That's because the writer don't want to piss off the waifufags, hasbro's orders

>>30333310
If that were true, half the episodes we've had would never had been made. Dashfags still issue Rapp death threats to this day. Hasbro don't give no fucks about your toon fetish.

>>30326204
>Flurry’s cunt better taste good
Kek

>>30327290
>none of the other characters have friends that are stallions
>who is big daddy mccolt

>>30334335
You're confusing friendships with acquaintances. most Americans do that, since they can't seem to tell the two apart, though, so I forgive you.

>>30334355
Eh? I'm not American but I'm pretty sure Americans know the difference. Take the workplace, for example. Lets say you work with a dozen people everyday. I bet only 1 or 2 of those people would even remotely be people you'd call your friends and you don't even hang out after shifts.

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I want these two kissless virgins to make out and lose their virginity to each other.

>animators decide to slip in small detail that won't be noticed by most people unless pointed out
>whoa guys they're totally going to develop this plot line.

FlutterCord, CheesePie and SoariDash are next.
If they don't happen because Hasbro don't want to give mane6 canon boyfriends, then guess what. Starlight is also a mane7 character from now on. Her ship with Sunburst will be as much friendzoned as with Discord and Fluttershy. At best you can hope for them just interacting as friends.

>>30334604
Lol. Glimglam no mane character. There only mane 6. Shes about as mane character as cmc or Big Mac and we all know Big Mac got Sugar Bell as gf.

>>30334705
Not according to show staff. Glimmer is now more mane than Twilight. Get used to that. She will never get a boyfriend.

>>30334602
Especially since they made even more obvious and visible blush with Fluttershy over Discord. And it doesn't mean it need to go anywhere beside being just a tease from animators.

The show is that inconsistent that they can have Starlight get wet over Sunburst in one episode and then get a canon love interest and date Thorax. This is how they played Big Mac who ALSO had a blushing scene with Marble Pie and he ended up with Sugar Belle anyway.

Writers and editors don't give a fuck about visual cues and ship teasing.

>>30311491
Like I really care anymore the show has been flushed down the toilet for me she ain't real anon I won't feel her soft coat or her sweet nuzzles iwmlte kmp anon the rope is over there oh for me I've been looking forward to this day and it's time to get off the ride

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>>30334753
Probably. They're gonna turn her into an alicorn and when that happens, its as good as 100% that she will never have any love interest.

Which is totally fine. I'm actually rooting more for Sunburst and Trixie. Once Starlight is out of the way, Trixie can learn all the spells she wants from Sunburst.

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>>30316407
Especially since Glimmer is circumcised.

>>30335001
They don't need their genitals. Sunburst knows a spell that Starlight could cast on them both and they can have magical sex. They can have all the orgasm they want and they can never get pregnant.

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