Why are ponies so cute when drunk?

>>30307593
Because it makes me feel better when I drink.

>>30307741
But who is the cutest when you're drunk?

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>>30307593
I want to drink with Twiggles until we're too drunk to fuck, barf all over the place together and pass out cuddling her in a puddle of our collective vomit.

>>30307741
>>30308757

Hi DWK.

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>>30309679
but DWK is a Rarifag, dude

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>>30309679
Can't a guy just want to drink with a pony without being mistaken for some e-celeb?

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>>30309695
>"""reviewer"""
>e-celeb

>>30309695

Your lies won't fool me!

I'm just a cynical drunk, and I don't review jack shit.

>>30307593
because you touch yourself at night.

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>>30308709
Twi. It'll always be Twi for me

>>30307593
No idea, we've never seen them drunk to really know.

>>30308757
>I want to drink with Twiggles until we're too drunk to fuck, barf all over the place together and pass out cuddling her in a puddle of our collective vomit.

That's the most romantic thing I ever heard.

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>>30313448
Well, to let go of every bit of decency and shame, not being afraid of other's judgement or being seen as less of a person for bringing out the inner retard, and still embrace each other at our disgusting worst is a pretty nice bonding experience.

>>30314106
The first thing I'm doing when I get to Equestria is introducing Twi to hard liquor