>reading fic >realize they're anthros a few chapters in

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>>30306720
>reading fic
>anon works for at sweet apple achres

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>>30306720
You always imagine them looking like some H.R. Geiger tier anthro things, too

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>>30306720
>>30306726
>reading fic

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>>30306731
>not reading fic

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>NMM is separate from Woona

>>30306740
Pisses me off so fucking hard. I am terrified they will do it in the show one day.

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>>30306726
>Read fic
>Applejacks accent is written out and severely over exaggerated
>Twilight uses typical "scientist speak" where she constantly uses the latin name for everything
>Fluttershy stutters with every word
>Rarity basically only says "simply" and "darling"
>Pinkie Pie has no spaces between her words
>Rainbow Dash speaks like some surfer pulled out of a cartoon from the 90's

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>>30306749
>applejack's accent is written out and severly overly exaggerated

This triggers me to no end. In my mind I automatically apply characters' voices to dialogue.

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>>30306749
>Rarity basically only says "simply" and "darling"
But darling, that is quite simply to be expected, darling!

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>>30306720
>good clopfic
>appeals to my fetish
>suddenly futa

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>>30306941
I don't see the problem here.

>>30306772
See, I don't mind the occasional "Ah" in place of "I". That's a pretty common writing mechanic that gives dialogue more diversity.
But then there are those faggots who try to phonetically write everything she says. Eeit eynds up lookin lahk tawtal shiet.

>>30306941
I feel this on an astral level.

>reading fic
>brilliant premise
>writing quality is amazing
>fic reveals they're anthro and all have bodies like supermodels and fuck it high heels

>Be blind
>Hear of great writer
>Commission fic with hardcore Fetishes
>Have it turned into a Braille copy
>Spend $9001 on shipping
>Finally get it
>Start fingering book
>Glimmer fic

>>30306720
This. I don't mind anthro, I still get off to it, but fuck man at least let me know before I start the story.

>>30306749
>>30306772
>>30306962
Fuck you guys, that shit great.

>>30307148
Kek

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>>30306720
>reading fic
>anon is chad thundercock

>>30306749
This, especially the Pinkie talk without spaces and Fluttershy being a retard who stutter ALL the time.

I can also add that every fanfic has Discord only doing same shit that he is doing on the show, theres absolutely no creativity with his powers. He just drink chocolate milk and turn shit upside down. Fuck MLP fanfics, its ike only retards write them.

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>>30307275
>anon is a snarky asshole that everyone want to fuck

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>>30307327
At least it work on Fluttershy

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>Reading fic
>Anon acts like an over emotional neurotic woman
>"waaaaaa i'm gonna leave because a pony has a crush on me and that betrays my trust waaaaaaaaaa!"

>>30307998
What fic was that?

>reading fic
>it's fucking brilliant
>appeals to your niche like nothing else you've read
>read for hours and get heavily invested
>Last updated over a year ago and the writer is AWOL

https://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D

>read fic
>hoofgrip

>read fic
>its good
>have a nice day

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>reading a fan fiction
>The human has a chance to do something interesting like get their own empire or something, but chooses to just be friends with the ponies

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>>30307275
>>30307327
Sup traitors.

>>30306749
Does Glimmer have one of these yet?

>>30306720
That has never happened to me but I can see how it would be annoying.

>>30306720
But fimfiction has an "anthro" tag to avoid this?

>>30306720
>read anthro fic
>characters have feet instead of hooves

Fuck you, MegaPone

>>30310810
I can't say it with confidence but there may have been a time when it didn't, that and authors who can't tag their stories properly isn't uncommon. You're also SoL if it's FF.net.

>reading fic
>starting out good
>building up to some hot and heavy clop
> suddenly cuckshed [\spoiler]
Bye bye erection.

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>>30306941
> good clopfic
> appeals to my fetish
> not futa

>>30306740
>>30306748
They are certainly distinct.

>>30310966
MOOOOOOODS

>>30310966
It's not what I ordered.

>>30306720
>interrupt the story to have the characters discuss events from the show at length and explain why they acted a certain way in some episode or other
>basically a "pony analysis" video in dialogue form, expounding the author's "interpretation" of the show

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>>30309645
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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>reading fic
>anon is the biggest faggot in existence and never get pussy(to afraid of opposite sex)
>Everyone wants to make out with anon
>He refuses all because he is not yet ready
>fic ends in a friendship way

or

>reading fic
>anon don't have personality
>Everyone wants to make out with anon
>anon makes a good adventure
>anon is nice with his best friend
>suddenly gay relation with his best friend

>>30310617
No!
How can you fuck the worst OC?

>>30306726
Someone make a tier list for Anon's potential jobs in Ponyville.

>>30309645
this

https://pastebin.com/DRXh9t3N

>>30312345

>God tier
Unemployed

>Good tier
Diplomat
Author

>Unrealistic/stupid tier
Anything else

Equestria doesn't seem like it's lacking for labour in any way, so the only job that anon would really be good at is something that relies on him being human. Diplomat for obvious reasons and author because I imagine a book about humankind would sell well.

>>30306941
As long as it is casting a spell of futa I don't mind too much. If it was futa all along shit that is kind of annoying.

>>30306740
Seriously, why the fuck is this shit so fucking prevalent, even the comics used it

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>>30306720
>reading fic
>starts to get spicy
>clop gets interrupted and/or never shows up

>reading fic
>have a fucking blast with it
>updates less and less, then author vanishes
>pls no
>SUDDENLY WRITER IS BACK AFTER A YEAR
>updates faster than ever.
>lasts a full month before writer gets shit on by life and leaves again
It's like being a writefag is a cosmic "Kick me" sign on your back.

>>30306720
>Writefag is off to a great start, fairly frequent updates and good story
>Suddenly only updates once every few months
>Quality of the fanfic takes an absolute nose dive, and rushes towards the most half assed luke warm ending possible

>>30310937
No fuck you. NMM is Luna who went a little insane from jealousy. Nothing more.

>>30313537
NMM is Luna who went a little insane and developed a second personality.

>>30306720
You just...punch Glimmer when this happens? Even when she has nothing to do with it?
"'Clipclopping over to the front door, Twilight grabbed her coat off the rack and slipped on her mittens, waggling her fingers before stepping out into the freshly fallen—"
"FINGERS? AHHHH DAMMIT GLIMMER!"
>"Anon no!"
>wa-pch!