>pone is unsatisfied with your smol human dick Wat do?

>>30305043
indulge in my humiliation fantasies

>>30305043
Mask my misery over being incapable to satisfy by making "hot dog in a hallway" references.
Then go home and cry.

>>30305043
Why should I care? If one pony doesn't like my tiny human dick, I'll find a pony who does. And if none of them like my dick, I'll just break out the tissue box.

>>30305043
>remove dick
>insert arm
>begin fisting with the force of 10 angry gods

>>30305043
Quit projecting, OP.

>>30305043
>Over come size issue with human endurance.
>She starts panicking when I'm still going after more than 20 seconds.

>>30305043
Wake her up, because she's clearly having a nightmare.

>>30305094
Your headcanon a shit

>>30305043
Use Viagra or Cialis

>>30305094
>when I'm still going after more than 20 seconds.
extra 10 seconds won't make her panic, anon.

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>>30305118

>>30305069
Horsepussy can go way tighter than a human's though. Especially if they're sapient with full control and only 3 and a half feet tall as opposed to a full sized pony let alone horse. Everyone already knows stallions are quickshots too. Why do we still pretend otherwise? Unless you're small even by human standards.

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>>30305043
Get more dicks. This is Rarity after all

>>30305043
Bitch I'm a black man with a great big 11 inch coal black dick and two great big grapefruit sized black balls. I will fuck your white pony ass up.

>>30305154
I am human, unlike you.

>>30305154
This is impressive, and the best part? Just like ponies, your dick isn't real.

>>30305043
They're like 3 feet tall, what makes you think they have vaginas the length of pencils?

>>30305043
Due to their small stature, their vaginas don't seem like they are very big. If a man can make a real mare cum, he would have no problem with a pony.

>>30305043
take her sister instead
much tighter

>>30305043
>Want it need it spell

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>"I'll show you a REAL dick, Anon!"

>>30306273
I'd take crazy twi's magic futa dick regardless of reason.

>>30306273
twiggy is the only one that could ask me to kneel and open my mouth
hell, I'd let her transform me in a girl to bear her foals

>>30306229
>he doesn't know they're 6 stories high at birth.

>>30306273
>>30306280
>>30306309
>>>/ntt/

>>30305141
You do know that this is a myth?

>>30305118
Nah, after a few minutes some mares may get a bit anxious.

>>30305055
this
>>30306273
and this

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>>30306323
>he wouldn't take his waifu's futacock

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>>30306329
Prove it.

>>30306419
Every horse breeder and veternarian can tell you that.

>>30306419
I read it in a book

PURPLE BOOKPONER BTFO CHECKMATE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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>>30306441
Cartoon horse breeders and vets can tell me that?

>>30306329
No, it's just greatly exaggerated. If we're talking about the muscular control. Holy fuck are the arguments about this on Derpibooru autistic. This breeder said X. This vet says Y.

>>30306457
From what i know they usually clench only down when they orgasm and not even that hard anyway.

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>>30306467
They clench when they wink too. It apparently is pretty hard though, at least harder than a woman who doesn't do kegels. In fact, It's possible that this is often just an actual horsefucker comparing a muscular young mare who gets plenty of exercise and their older sedentary wife who doesn't know fancy stuff like webm related.

On the off chance that pones can clench naturally harder than a trained (lol) human vagina...

>tfw a pone will never do webm related to you

>>30305043
doesn't matter I already came

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>pone is unsatisfied with your smol human dick
What else is new?

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This is the reason why any pony in their right mind should fall in love with us.

the rubbing we can do, the caressing we do, and.... the scraping and scooping out of dirt and dead tissue from their hooves we can do

>>30307147
But pone is magical

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>>30306315

>>30307147
Yes, see how wet AJ got when Spike scratched her back

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>>30305154

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>>30306273
Trixie can do it better.

>>30307541
HELLO EDD BOY!

>>30305078
This.

>>30306534
>that webm
I gotta learn to do some of that shit.
>Twisty ability.
Oh wow. That looks hard. I think I will start with some of the simpler stuff.

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>ctrl+F "cunnilingus"
>0 results
I'm disappointed in you all.

>>30305154
came here to post this.

get some viagra,use the whole thing.

>>30310086
O fuck is grill with dubs

>>30306273
>>30307921
>tfw you're not sure whether this means fug or getting eaten these days

>>30312025
But I didn't get dubs.

>>30312025
O fuck is anon with downs

>>30305043
>Wat do?
Reach inside her and disembowel her uterus like that one dude did to his gf.

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>>30305043

I'm sure my unicorn waifu knows a spell to assist with that.

>>30305043
force her to give birth to and then kill her own foals in increasingly degenerate ways

>>30305118
>>30305131
You put more energy into your sass than you put energy into talking to women.

>>30305043
It's only related to pic, but is Dragonshy still the best adventure episode the show ever had?

>>30305043
>Master stamina
bit plié