[>IT HURTS] #32: We are in the mall edition

>>30304456
Mmmmm

It's got that fresh spoon smell

>>30304492
She needs Soarin to watch her polish it.

>>30304911
I'm sure she'd prefer Soarin was the one doing the polishing.

File: 1485429010647.jpg (101KB, 401x458px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 401x458px

pet_____ the spoon

>>30306344
>pet_____ the spoon
heavily

File: Silver's waiting for you.png (792KB, 828x1000px) Image search: [Google]

792KB, 828x1000px

Let's not keep her waiting, faggots.

>>30307111
trips have spoken

>>30307111
I would run till my feet bleed so she doesn't wait.

>>30303186
>"Fine," she groans, turning in place to get a good look. "How about - fuck, it's closed."
>Ah.
>That's right, it's called Dildopolis - and it doesn't open for another hour.
>Diamond sighs and starts walking aimlessly down the row of storefronts.
>"Closed, closed, ew no, closed, boring -"
>Right past the first clothing store, though something in the window catches Silver's eye for a moment.
>You make a mental note to come back to it after she's done placating Diamond.
>"- boring, stupid -"
>Good, you wouldn't have taken them into a cigar shop anyway.
>"- closed, empty - ah-hah!"
>Diamond spins on her heel and jerks her thumb at the next place.
>"Hey, Silver," she smirks, "want to get your nipples pierced?"
>"Um..."
>"You know, for Soarin?"
>"May-"
"No."
>You don't even let yourself think about it.
>She's too young.
>"Boring," Diamond sighs, turning back and continuing meandering down the mall.

>>30309104
>He doesn't know Dildopolis's normal operating hours are between 12 and 6

>>30309104
>>30309173
Well if they'd gone to the Canterlot mall, they could've visited the 24hr Dildopolis they just opened

>>30309317
Nah, Rarity would be there with Rainbow. And you know how big their mouths are.

>>30309356
Well Rarity was able to take Soarin into her's, so yeah

File: shellbacks gettin tore back.png (149KB, 500x537px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 500x537px

>>30309356
>>30309361
>running into another of soarin's former pursuits
T-THIS IS HOW TG/N's GOING TO HURT US ISN'T IT, EVERYTHING HAS BEEN TOO NICE SO FAR

>>30309104
>Occasionally she stops to take a closer look at something in a window, but the running commentary never does.
>"-stupid, boring, closed, that *almost* looks good, except it's a knockoff, closed -"
>You simply shuffle along and try very hard not to think of Silver getting *anything* pierced or about some of your teammates or other people you've known and -
>Nope, not thinking about that.
>Even if they were -
>NOPE.
>Maybe later. Like in four years. Or ten.
>Somewhere around there.
>"You know..." Diamond hums, malicious intent *dripping* off her tongue "... we could go back there and get Soarin a Prince Albert."
>"NO."
>You're less shocked by her answer than by the simple fact she knows what that is.
"Um -"
>"No," Silver repeats, blinking up at you pleadingly. "Please? No?"
"Yeah, no."
>She smiles and that alone makes not getting your dick stabbed doubly worth it.
"Never. Nope."
>"Fuuuuuuck, you two are *boring*," Diamond huffs. "Fine. Fuck it. Let's go in there."
>She jerks her arm out, gesturing to a... a...
>You have no idea what to call it, just that there are far too many katanas and trading cards in the window.
>"Big Trouble in Little Canterlot?" Silver asks softly, proving she's smarter than you because she'll just call the store by the big, neon sign over the door instead of trying to figure out what kind of store it is, even if it is a *stupid* name.

>>30309709
Awwwww, nerd Silver and Diamond?
Nerd Silver and Diamond.

File: 1493441872729.png (274KB, 440x583px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 440x583px

>>30309709
>yfw tg/n uses one of your suggestions

>>30309709
>or about some of your teammates or other people you've known and -
Who was it /tg/n? Inquiring minds want to know

File: 157104__safe_artist-colon-aa_silver+spoon_oc_oc-colon-anon_carrying_glasses_humanized_teenager.png (140KB, 900x675px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 900x675px

>>30308530
But how would you be able to carry her around properly if your feet are injured?
You can't do so safely if you're hobbling around.
You gotta think first, man.
Just call her up and let her know you're running late.

>>30310652
Yeah, I see your point, change of plans, a few minuets late, but no bloody feet.

File: silver go hawwrd bruh.png (106KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 500x500px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb6amH7hEhA

>9
Keep an eye on your loli's, fags

All the kids are going crazy with their ebic slide threads now

File: 1486574925601.gif (237KB, 325x361px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 325x361px

>>30312733
>9 again

>>30309872
Rainbow Dash?
She seems like the kind to show off her new piercings to everyone.

live

>>30309872
Can't be Cloudy - it would have come up by now.
Can't be Spitfire - Ponka would have mentioned it in chapter 11.5.
Dash seems like a possibility, but more likely someone like Vinyl, Sunset, the sirens, or some other character with exhibitionist tendencies who isn't relevant to the story at all.

>>30315248
Vinyl seems ok.
It's not like a mute can let slip what she's seen and done, anyway

>>30309709
>"Yeah."
"Nope, how about you try again?"
>But Silver stops and peers through the window.
>"Sure," she says. "Why not?"
"Because..."
>She doesn't plead, she doesn't beg.
>You let her lead you inside anyway.
>Diamond follows a half-step behind, like she was caught by surprise that you actually went in.
>The shop is so packed with cheap imported shit on tables and display stands that you can only shuffle through the stacks single file.
>Along one side of the shop is a register - complete with a oblivious fat nerd playing on his laptop. The rest of that space is taken up by a long glass counter filled with knives and trading cards.
>The wall behind is hung with swords - mostly katanas, but a few straight blades too.
>The air reeks of incense - thankfully, or it'd probably reek of nerd body odor.
>Silver doesn't pause to rethink her choice, but leads you deeper into the store.
>There aren't even aisles, just narrow trails that wander past locked glass cases full of plushies of characters from Chinese cartoons.
>Who would even want to steal this shit?
>Not everything is under lock and key, though. Sadly.
>Cloth posters of the same characters fill planters and barrels stuffed here and there.
>Carved wooden dragons and penguins stand on a tiered table - alongside overpriced, poorly made plush pandas.
>Occasionally Silver stops to examine something or check a price tag, but nothing seems to really interest her.
>Good.
>You're happy your little Silver has better taste.
>Diamond, on the other hand, collects a small hoard of plushies - and she *is* on the other hand. *Your* other hand.
>She grabbed hold of it before making it two steps into the store, probably when she saw the neckbeard behind the counter.
>She doesn't even release you when her horde of plushies grows too big for her to hold - she pauses, looks at the ones in her hand, and sets one down before grabbing a new friend.
>You let her hold on to you because... well, fuck it. You're a nice guy.

File: 1497042079620.jpg (77KB, 500x1221px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 500x1221px

>>30315699
>Diamond likes little plushies and hand holding in public

>>30315699
>bitchfilly gets some plushes
>spoon gets some lewd chinese comics

>>30315248
Could also be Ponka

>>30316762
I could see her having a belly button piercing, but not much past that. Though it really depends on how much of a slut she is.

>>30316781
True, although it was never actually stated where the anonymous friend got pierced

>>30316794
I suppose, we just need to wait and find out.

>>30315699
The description of this store quite accurately describes a little otaku store in the mall I like to visit. It is so accurately described that I wonder if it is the same store and maybe I've seen /tg/n there and not even know it.

File: 1142430__safe_artist-colon-ruhisu_diamond+tiara_silver+spoon_clothes_colored+pupils_cute_diamondbetes_glasses_hands+on+hips_humanized_looking+at+you_ne.jpg (1MB, 3620x2400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3620x2400px

Question:

Would the neckbeard commend Soarin for his choice of loli girlfriends, or repremand him for choosing 3D over 2D?

>>30318647
Lucky bastard.
>>30319271
huh....that's a good question. I-I don't know. Both? If he is able to hold a business afloat in a mall then I can only assume he isn't to...you know. So maybe he might compliment his tastes, then recommend trading them in for a game that he recently got in stock.

>>30319271
"Hmm, yeeeessss. I see your a man of fine tastes. I personally stick to 2d for moral reasons, but it's good to see a fellow wear degeneracy so well.
Now off with you chad, and if I hear even a whisper of any foul play towards these fine young ladies, I'll cut you 3 thousand times with my katana before you can blink twice."

File: and then he said 'dont call anyone'.jpg (69KB, 680x453px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 680x453px

>>30319620
>neckbeard store owner calls soarin a chad and tries to protect m'ladies

>>30319271
>>30319282
>>30319620
If only Shade of Dusk were still here, we could ask him what he would do

>>30320360
Kek, you know better than to summon discount Satan.

>>30321087
I wonder if he's still alive, or has he joined his ancestors (his disappointed ancestors)

>>30321167
Maybe he did both

>>30321974
this

>>30319620
poor fat man, you will be broken before that blade leaves its sheath....or Diamond kicking you in the dick.

bump from 10

>>30315699
Nice

What the fuck, why is the board moving so fast?

page 8 again

>>30324453
Back away from 8

>>30326086
so fluffy

File: diamond silver 000002.png (738KB, 1024x1133px) Image search: [Google]

738KB, 1024x1133px

Slow Night Bump

>>30327504
They both look evil as fuck. Someone should administer headpats until that's fixed.

>>30326593
Too fluffy.

>>30328620
No. Such. Thing.
>>30328048
One step further, I will cuddle them both AND do the head pats.

>>30319620
>"Hey you fat asshole, I'm not his girlfriend!"
"Aah, you must be a tsundere, classic loli archetype."
>"The what-"
"Here, have some chocolate pocky."
>"...*angry chewing*"
"Lolis love chocolate."

>>30329112
This man is a sage.

>>30329112
>>30329834
Yep. That's making it in.

>>30330521
Based.

File: lenny baxter visits 4chan.jpg (46KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x375px

this is what the store owner looks like

>>30331153
Perfect

>>30331644
>>30330555
checked

File: 1487233172624.gif (826KB, 328x366px) Image search: [Google]

826KB, 328x366px

>>30332345
>2345

page 8 aint great.

no die

I miss Sweatie

>>30315699
>Not nice enough to stop her from leaving random shit wherever, but that seems to be this place's style anyway.
>No harm, no foul.
>You just wish Silver was finding things too.
>Well, not really because everything here is stupid nerd junk, but she's starting to look disappointed.
>You can't have that.
"Are you ready to go? We can check out -"
>"No... no..." she mumbles, continuing to pull you onward through the maze of shit. "Just a bit longer."
>A bit longer seems like forever.
>You're about to lose hope when you suddenly break through to something *almost* like an aisle.
>There's about three to four feet of clear space between the random crap behind you and the glass counter.
>That shouldn't be there.
>You look around and realize that no, it's exactly where it should be. You'd just gotten so twisted around in the labyrinth that you'd lost any sense of where you were.
>Silver too, you guess, because she stares at the trading cards in the case with undisguised disinterest, not even with the little flickers of curiosity she showed earlier.
>"I thought..."
"What?"
>"Nothing," she sighs with a shake of her head. "Nevermind."
"Ready to go?"
>She shakes her head again and begins walking along the length of the display, towards the back.
>You follow, and Diamond behind you.
>Silver barely takes her eyes off of the glass, only occasionally looking up.
>Every time, she shakes her head again and continues walking.
>This place isn't a very large store - most on this level aren't - but she doesn't even reach the end before giving out a resigned sigh and turning around.
>"I must have been wrong," she mumbles impossibly softly as she squeezes past you. "We can go now."

>>30335575
maybe she was hoping to find jap fetish clothes?

>>30335949
I could see that, but maybe she just wants some new cards, but keeps seeing Soarin grimace whenever she walks towards something. Flip side she really is looking for something specific, but keeps getting mistaken. Besides if she really wanted some fetish clothes, all she has too do is get some special order costumes from her go to Coco Pommel, sexy and none sexy variants for roleplay and the like....or just to tempt Soarin into breeding her silly. If all else fails Diamond may just be grabbing cute things to stuff Silver's face in while giving her a hug, or just give her half her pile of new friends.

>>30335575
well there's nothing else up there aside from the porno shops and adult theatre

>>30336294
and expensive clothing

File: pony lagerfeld.png (475KB, 769x1024px) Image search: [Google]

475KB, 769x1024px

>>30336591
If there's a Hoity's up there, I'd go.

>>30336294
don't forget the smoke shops and liquor store
Spoony has had enough of this bullshit and it's time for a drink

>>30337023
>TreeHuggers Natural Goodness Emporium and Berry O'Punch's

>>30337043
Don't think Soarin and Tree Hugger together would be a good idea

>>30337349
Who else is going to own a smoke shop, famalama ding dong

>>30337364
Hopefully someone who Soarin didn't kick in the lady junk for trying to rape Blossomforth with a pear tree

>>30337376
Treehugger's mom?

>>30337364
Might be a high end tobacco place, so someone with some class and not a dirty cultist hippy whore.

File: Zecora's delicious ass.jpg (3MB, 2586x3375px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2586x3375px

>>30336294
And that incense shop Zecora runs that she uses for a front for the illegal poached goods she smuggles in from her homeland.

>>30339244
checked

bump from 9

we still /mall/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVsW_iRCHv8

sir, please keep your loli's off page 8

>>30335575
"Wrong about what?"
>"Nothing. Don't worry about it."
>She tries to slide past Diamond, but the other girl blocks her path.
>Neither of them let go of your hands, leaving you all tied in an awkward knot.
>"Wait," Diamond practically shouts, waving a fistful of plushies in your girlfriend's face. "Wait, Soarin has to buy these for me."
>You... should have expected that, but this is the wrong time.
"Why?"
>"Why," Silver asks, flatter and more resigned.
>"He still owes me!"
>She's right, but...
>Silver gives the gathered plushies a quick appraisal and awkwardly reaches into her purse with her one free hand.
>"He's saving his money to buy something for me," she sighs. "Here."
>"But -"
"Sorry, Diamond. I'll have to pay you back later."
>The girl looks at the few bills Silver holds out to her with confusion.
>So do you.
>If Silver was right, and you have no reason to doubt her, Diamond already stole enough from her to cover everything she's holding.
>You don't understand why she would give her more.
"Sil-"
>Diamond continues to stare silently.
>Oh.
>Right.
>To shut her up.
>"My hands are full," she eventually mumbles, glancing away.
>"Then let go of Soarin."
>She doesn't.
>Her fingers tighten the very instant yours relax.

>>30342829
Oh god, LOLI FIGHT!

File: lenny baxter ppg.jpg (85KB, 630x1200px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 630x1200px

>>30342829
>"Um, pardon me, some of us are trying to microwave personal pan pizza's and catch up on babylon 5."
>"My store is not a socialization hub, excuse you."

>>30342865
Good taste this man.

File: 1396654900909.jpg (14KB, 202x238px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 202x238px

>come here wanting Anon lewding sweetie to spit Rarity
>get a story about Diamond and Silver at the mall

>>30343911
If you'd been here 9 months ago

>>30342829
>"Well? Do you want them or not?"
>"Shit, fine," Diamond sneers, snatching the money between the knuckles of two fingers as she turns away. "You don't have to be a bitch about it, you know. He *owes* me money."
>"I know," Silver responds to her friend's back. "And he'll pay you back later."
"As soon as I can. I promise."
>You don't think you'll ever understand Silver's cavalier attitude towards money, but... it works.
>Diamond doesn't say another word and takes up the lead, guiding your little chain down the aisle towards the register.
>There's enough space between the counter and the clutter for Silver to walk beside you, but she quietly tails behind, further and further the closer you get to the front of the store.
>Yeah... the guy at the counter doesn't look like he should be allowed around children.
>Dude's a creep, sitting there staring at his computer, swearing unabashedly, totally oblivious.
>You can't really blame Diamond for wanting you to pay, or Silver for falling behind.
>And then she's gone.
>Her hand slides from yours before you realize she's even stopped.
>"Wait."
"What?"
>"Wait," Silver repeats, bent over and staring into the glass counter. "This. Soarin, I want this. Buy it for me. Please?"

>>30344248
Oh god, what did best girl want, I HAVE TOO KNOW!

>>30344332
it's either a collar or a hello kitty AK-47.

>>30344248
"What is it?"
>You ask, even though you're already backpedaling to see.
>It just pops out.
>Stupid jock boyfriend sometimes needs things spelled out for him, after all.
>Silver glances up and steps to one side, giving you enough room to join her.
>Her answer, because she knows you know you're a dumb jock boyfriend.
>She keeps her hands clasped behind her back, too polite and proper to casually lean against the case or press her hands against it and drool like a little kid.
>Whatever she wants -
>Knives.
>They're knives.
>Under the glass counter is a display of overly (shittily) ornate, poorly made, shitty mall knives - including one just like the knife Treehugger had in the woods.
>Or close enough, anyway.
>You aren't surprised.
>You *knew* she had to have gotten it from some shitty mall shop.
>You're also incredibly surprised.
"What."
>"This one, right here," Silver says, pulling a hand from behind her back to point at a knife.
>*Not* that stoner cunt's knife, thankfully, but still...
"Wat."

>>30345125
Reminds me of a knife I got my dad for fathers day. It was shaped like a rifle, and had a small "scope" on it as a flashlight.

>>30345125
STOP TEASING US MAN, WHAT IS IT?!

>>30345125
Soarin, make sure your Loli gets a good knife

>>30345125
>"Please?"
>Okay.
>No.
>Clearly you're missing something here.
>*Obviously*.
>There's no way Silver wants you to buy her a knife, particularly a total piece of shit like... like *anything* in this store.
>So she's *obviously* meaning something else and you're just too stupid to understand what.
>Perils of being super awesome sports star, right?
"What... uh... what are you pointing at?"
>"A knife."
"Why?"
>"Because I want it."
"Why... why *that* one?"
>"Because you can afford it."
>Okay.
>Okay.
>So she wants a knife.
>A shitty knife, with a shitty blade and a shitty curly handle that is probably really uncomfortable and shitty little fake shit gemstones - that are probably shitty glass or even shittier plastic - in the center of a shittily sculpted shit flower on the bottom.
>From a shitty shop.
>While her shitty friend stares on in confusion.
>Wait.
>Okay.
>You get it now.
"Silver..."
>"Hmm?"
"You... uh... I thought you said you weren't going to... uh..."
>You try - *subtly* - to gesture towards Diamond with just your eyes.
"You aren't, right? Because you said you weren't and -"
>"No," Silver giggles. "No... it's..."
>She sighs and straightens, until her eyes are staring up at the ceiling.
>Then she sighs again.
>"My parents will buy me a hat. They'll let *me* buy hats. They don't *care* if I buy hats, but something like this?"
"I'm guessing not...?"
>Maybe they aren't such bad parents after all.
>"Of course not," Diamond cuts in. "It's a piece of *shit*. What do you want any of those knives for, Silver? They don't even look cool."
>"I know."
>Another sigh.
>Another smile.
>A sad, pleading smile.
>"But buy it for me anyway, Soarin? Please?"
"I... um..."
>"Just buy it yourself," Diamond snorts.
>"I can't. You know they sometimes audit my purchases. They'd find out."
>"Well *obviously* you'd use cash. Seriously, how do you not get that? I know you have enough."
>"Because... because that would feel dishonest."

File: 1497063215521.jpg (2MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4128x2322px

>>30345338
You know what, fuck it, get her a shitty mall knife, that just makes it easier to surprise our stabby girlfriend with an even better knife for her birthday.

File: Fairburnsykes_colour4.jpg (15KB, 919x226px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 919x226px

>>30345338
>>30345386
Get that loli a Fairbairn-Sykes, lolis love Fairbairn-Sykes'

>>30345386
>>30345465
what happened to getting your underage gf an old fashioned all american, chinese made butterfly knife?

loli's like butterflies and stuff

>>30345507
Far too flashy for Silver, she needs something discrete that lets her sidle up to her target, smile, then slowly insert the blade into one of their kidneys, giving a little twist as she does so just to ensure that >IT HURTS

File: i shoulda listened to louie anderson and richard karn bout this show, nigga.jpg (106KB, 400x325px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 400x325px

>>30346059
>silver is a dexter morgan in training
OK OK BAD END, STOP STOP, GO BACK

File: therionarms_c1398.jpg (115KB, 650x301px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 650x301px

>>30345386
>>30345465
>>30345507
>>30346059
Not giving her a Scottish dirk in Soarin's length, just so she can keep it around her all the time.
>>30346059
Wrong, she needs big, heavy, killy stick to remind her of him.

File: iCFChaa.jpg (36KB, 700x274px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 700x274px

>>30345386
>>30345465
>>30345507
>>30346059
>>30346073
>>30346097
We all know what the patrician choice is

>>30346112
neck yourself

File: Exacto-Spinner-mockup-april-fools-er.jpg (26KB, 400x450px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x450px

>>30345338
>>30346112
Bladed fidget spinner?

>>30346981
Goddamn kids. Back in my day we called those ninja stars and we made them spin using nothing but raw skill and talent!

>>30347145
Old man, we can spin them with more skill and talent than you ever had, don't even need to throw them either.

File: lefou concern.jpg (51KB, 737x391px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 737x391px

>admittedly crazy loli gf wants a knife
>already crushed her phone and cut her hand in front of blossomforth
UM..

UHH

>>30348175
Itssssss fiiiiiiiiiiine

>>30349779
>You will never go out with the freshman that you hanged out with before you left for collage only to find out they turned into semen demons thirsty for you.

>>30350350
Except I did - and it wasn't a good idea

>>30345338
>"Ugh, *fine*, I'll buy it for you," Diamond groans and drops a plushie on the counter - and then a second, but Silver shakes her head.
>"That's still my money."
>"But you gave it to me!"
>"Fine, then it *was*," Silver sighs. "It still counts, but if Soarin buys it..."
>She doesn't flutter her eyelashes at you.
>She doesn't beg or threaten or make promises.
>She doesn't have to and she knows it.
"You're sure you really want this?"
>She nods.
"It'll make you happy?"
>She nods again.
"If you wait... well... I can get you something better. You know, something not..."
>You find it hard to outright call something that would please Silver as 'shitty', even if it is.
>Silver smiles and leans up against you.
>"I don't need something better," she murmurs. "It's not as if I'll ever use it."

So, fun fact: This shop has been in my plans ever since Treehugger's scene. I don't know what's going to happen with this knife now, but the original plan was for Silver to try to kill herself with it over some minor misunderstanding.
She'd survive - she always does - but Soarin would be massively fucked up inside because not only did he drive her to do it (accidentally), he also gave her the means with which to try.
Only the three of them would know where the knife came from, so Diamond would end up using it as extra leverage over Soarin and he'd eventually fall under her total control.
After all, he clearly wouldn't be able to trust his own judgement anymore - or Silver's.

That's not happening now. No clue what will.
I do have a feeling that if someone's blood ends up being spilled, it won't be Silver's.

>>30351266
>TFW it's going to end up being Blossom that gets stabbed
>TFW it's made to look like Silver did it in a jealous rage
>TFW it was actually Tree Hugger tying up loose ends
>TFW Blossom will end up utterly broken / dead by the end of this
>TFW she'll never get the comfy dicking she deserves

>>30351266
"I... uh..."
>She's not crazy. Not really. You *know* she isn't, no matter what she says, and yet you still don't entirely feel comfortable handing her a knife and letting her run free - even one this worthless.
>You have no illusions about your ability to deny Silver something that would make her happy.
>She knows you're going to buy it for her.
>You *know* you're going to buy it for her.
>Frankly, that would be the least of your crimes.
>Still, you hesitate.
"Would you... uh..."
>"Hmm?" she purrs.

>You are Diamond Tiara and you roll your eyes so hard your head hurts.
>Fucking worthless fucking fuckity fuckers.
>Fuck them and their lovey dovey attitude.
>Soarin doesn't even notice - or care - when you drop his hand.
>Probably doesn't care.
>He only cares about Silver.
>Fuck it.
>You're done.
>You're out of here.

File: Diamond crying.jpg (270KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 1200x1200px

Prescription for Bitchfillyitus:

>3 cuddle sessions daily
>Headpats as needed
>Whispers of affection applied directly to each ear every half hour
>In extreme cases, a deep, hard dicking administered once before breakfast and again after dinner

>>30351266
>Diamond Tiara was Button Mash's last hope for getting Sweetie Belle.
>Looks like she's abandoned him for Soarin and Silver Spoon.
>'Why does he get two and I get shit?'
"I'm gonna fuck up that son of a bitch."
>Button runs full tilt at the trio.
>He lunges at them, fists flailing in the air.
>Silver turns towards the noise with Soarin's gift still in her hands.
>It's a kitschy little knife with an ornate silver handle.
>Soarin tries to pull the girls out of the way but it's too late.
>He wasn't fast enough and the four of them end up in a heap on the floor.
>Diamond's to the left of him. She's dazed but seems ok.
>Soarin turns his gaze to the right to find Silver pushing Button off of her.
>Button rolls onto his back, clutching his side. A glint of silver shines between his crimson stained fingers.
"IT HURTS" he gasps.


>>30351319
Don't go Diamond. Stay. It'll be worth it if you just have some patience.

>>30352156
>ib4 no Button Mash
Yeah, I know. Just taking some creative liberty. Now, on to our regularly scheduled program.

>>30351319
>You take your money and your plushies and head to the register on your own.

>You are Soarin and you're still not sure about this.
>Sure that you're going to, yes, but still not sure.
>That doesn't make any sense.
>Neither does buying your underage, emotionally unstable (but not crazy) girlfriend a knife, but you're doing that aren't you?
>Yes, yes you are.
>But not without conditions.
"... would you let me keep it at my place... or..."
>Okay, maybe without conditions.
>That sounds stupid.
>Buy her a thing and then take it away?
>Yeah. Stupid.
"... or... uh... something."
>"Of course."
>Of course -
>Wait.
"What?"
>"I was hoping I could leave it with you," Silver giggles. "If I took it home, someone would find it. I'm not going to carry a knife around everywhere, so..."
"Oh."
>Oh.
>This is good.
"Then you can have your knife."
>Silver giggles again as you kiss her forehead.

File: HLocwR2_d.jpg (34KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 640x360px

>>30352282
Now remember Silver, the slow blade penetrates the shield

>>30351319
Diamond, Soarin cares too, and so does Silver, just let them have their moment and you can be cuddled while they leave too.
>>30352282
Hnnnnng

File: CODE 3.gif (185KB, 450x420px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 450x420px

>>30352282
>keeping the murder weapon at her boyfriends

>>30353377
That just means she doesn't get a chance of killing someone with it, without Soarin knowing about it. Plus she can make lewd puns like going to go grab Soarin's sword or something.

>>30353408
>he gets framed for Blossomforth's murder instead of Silver
perfect

File: 1489603709070.jpg (18KB, 550x512px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 550x512px

>>30354518
stopit
tg/n might actually do it

>>30354518
>Implying Silver would put her baby daddy away
Wow, stop posting at any time.

>>30354572
>implying Silver is the one doing the framing
>implying Diamond doesn't goad Treehugger into killing Blossom so she can have Silver all to herself again
>implying Silver's parents would step in to protect Soarin or allow her to
>implying she would even want to
>implying she didn't give Diamond the idea in the first place
>implying this isn't actually Silver's backup plan for if Soarin cheats on her with Blossom

File: diamond silver on the town.png (3MB, 1400x1944px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1400x1944px

Bump Bump

>>30356278
If you could only cuddle one, which would you pick?

>>30356278
>>30355602
cutes

>>30355602
bump

>>30359148

It's hot as fuck here

are they going to go swimming or to the beach anytime soon

>>30352282
*****

>You are Diamond Tiara and you're starting to have second thoughts about this.
>He's gross.
>All he's doing is sitting at - and swearing at - a computer, but he's still covered in sweat.
>Fucking gross.
>You're not sure these dolls are worth talking to him.
>He's not even paying attention, though, so... you could probably just take them.
>It's only like fifteen feet to the door and he wouldn't even -
>"Do you need something?"
>You nearly jump at the guy's voice.
>He's looking right at you.
>Gross.
>Just him looking at you makes you want to take a shower.
>You take a step back and sneer.
"Well, *yeah*. Aren't you even paying attention?"
>"Yes."
>Doesn't get off his fat ass, though. He just keeps staring at you.
"Well!? Don't you see we want to buy something? Isn't it like your *job* to help customers?"
>He shrugs.
>He. SHRUGS.
>It makes you want to scream.
"We want to buy one of those knives! What's your problem!?"
>"Oh," he grunts, like a stupid *pig*. "Show me which one."

>You are Soarin and you're starting to wonder where Diamond went when she scampers up to you and grabs your shirt.
>"I don't know," she snarls at the lumbering mountain following her. "Ask them."

>>30360135
>Store owner notices Soarin
>"..What are you even doing in here, Chad, shouldn't you be out 'smashing'."
>Then sees Spoon
>"Why hello there, miss~ I see you're interested in some of my wares! Mayhaps m'lady would care to see some of the stock I keep in the back?"

>>30359898
Probably not. I expect the story to end shortly after the big storm, though I never planned half of what has happened, so it's possible.
More likely anything like that will be epilogue material with their south-of-the-border compound and the surviving harem.

>>30360163
[fedora tipping noises]

>>30360187
How many will die in the storm /tg/n?

File: oh god oh god oh god.jpg (41KB, 600x422px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 600x422px

>>30360587

File: Diamond bitch.png (4MB, 3400x3774px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3400x3774px

>Page 8 ≠ great

>>30361203
You know that's going to be the end, every character that only appeared in /tg/n's green will end up dying tragically in the storm. We're going to get a series of >IT HURTS posts featuring the final moments of Blossom, Spitfire, Moondancer, Cloudy, possibly even Di and Silver as buildings collapse on them, or they get crushed by an uprooted tree, or drown in a raging torrent, scared and alone.

This is the future we've made

>>30362248
...Except we changed that.

File: terminator-04272011.jpg (56KB, 602x375px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 602x375px

>>30362350
You cannot prevent the >IT HURTS anon, only postpone it

>>30362248
Collapsing buildings and flooding? Bah. We can get more tragic than that.

>Di acts sad.
>Silver thinks Di is trying to steal Soarin from her.
>Trying to trigger his white knight side.
>Says she'll spend the night with her.
>Leaves the knife with Soarin.
>He thinks everything is okay because of that.
>Disappointed because no banging girlfriend tonight, but he's feeling sorry for Di too.
>Completely forgets kitchen knives are a thing.
>Spoiled is away, probably at a hotel or something fucking two or three dudes.
>Filthy is away, with his mistress or working.
>Just Silver and Di, all alone in that house.
>Silver and Di, and a kitchen full of knives.
>She sneaks away while Di is in bathroom, gets one, but loses her courage.
>Di's still acting down, even without Soarin around.
>She knows she's crazy.
>She knows she was overreacting.
>Di comes out of bathroom, catches her by surprise.
>Hides knife in nightstand drawer.
>Will put it back tomorrow.
>Falls asleep in Di's arms.
>Wakes up to the wind howling.
>It's late.
>Should have been up hours ago.
>Missing school.
>Di says something.
>Wouldn't it be better to just stay here?
>To stay in bed?
>Silver realizes Di's not trying to steal Soarin away.
>She's trying to steal Silver away from him.
>Di confesses her love while molesting Silver.
>Says she never should have set things up between her and Soarin.
>Never should have given in to her urge to watch her best friend like that.
>Should have always kept her to herself.
>Silver tries to get away.
>Can't.
>Di's hold is too tight.
>She's pulling on her hair, has her arm around her hips, has her fingers in her -
>Silver flails wildly.
>Knocks lamp off nightstand.
>Alarm clock follows.
>Gets her fingers on the drawer's handle.
>Pulls out the knife.
>She panics.

>>30362802
>The storm is too bad.
>Paramedics, ambulance, etc, no one can make it through in time.
>Silver gets to watch her best friend - her only friend - bleed out.
>Her last words are to say she's sorry.
>She should have told her sooner.
>It had been eating her up all day.
>"I love you, Sil..."

>>30362501
>>30362248
>>30360587
>>30361203
YOU IDIOTS CAUSED THIS>>30362802
>>30362809

File: 1496479995609.jpg (13KB, 320x288px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 320x288px

>>30362809
>>30362809
DTOPSOPTSTPSTOP

>IT HURTS

>>30363712
Silver is going to train Diamond to love Soarin's cock.

>>30366416
>Silver thinks Diamond is trying to steal Soarin
>fuck no, but she'll share
>[self depreciating ramble about not being able to serve all of Soarin's needs]
>has to make sure Diamond is ready, though
>cares about her friend
>[*only* friend ramble - thinks about other friends she's made recently and realizes she wouldn't share him with them]
>doesn't want >IT HURTS to happen to her
>[ramble about being greedy and wanting to keep some of the relationship just for herself]
>[ramble about Soarin being a nice guy and not ever wanting to hurt people]
>[ramble about being the only one who gets to experience >IT HURTS like that and wanting to keep it that way]
>twistedcrazygirllogic.bmp
>[belated remembering of Cloudy's painal adventure]
>twistedcrazygirllogic2.jpg
>[it doesn't count ramble]
>sends Soarin off on an errand
>girls bribe their way into Dildopolis
>Silver doesn't find anything she likes
>go to sporting goods store on first floor
>Silver says baseball bat is much better for Diamond
>far more accurate
>to start with, at least
>they'll gradually work their way up from there
>[panicking loli noises]

File: 1460712615842.jpg (75KB, 497x576px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 497x576px

>>30366734
w-what is even happening here anymore

>>30366748
Confused by lack of suffering?

can't breed the spoon on 8

>>30367260
9 ain't fine

>>30367940

>>30368656

9 steps should be taken away from here.

File: thingken bout vanilla lattes.gif (2MB, 332x332px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 332x332px

It's ok, he'll update tomorrow
Yeah, tomorrow

>IT HURTS

>>30371199
I want to go to sweatertown

>>30373092
I've heard that the locals are very friendly and the puppies never bite.

>>30360135
>"Ask - oh," it - he - grunts, waddling up on the other side of the counter. "What are you even doing in here, Chad, shouldn't you be out 'smashing'?"
"What...?"
>You can't tell if that frown is for you, perpetual, or simply the creases of his fleshy jowls, but it sure as fuck is there, sure as fuck don't like it, and you sure as fuck like the look he gives Silver even less.
>"Why hello there, miss! I see you're interested in some of my wares! Mayhaps m'lady would care to see some of the stock I keep in the back?"
>"No, thank you."
"No."
>"Fuck no, you walking fuzzturd."
>He smirks and leans on the counter.
>You're surprised it doesn't collapse under his weight.
>"I shouldn't be surprised," he chuckles. "I should have known the girl with you is a deredere -"
"A what?"
>" - though I wouldn't put it past her to be a closet yandere."
"What."
>Those... don't *sound* like insults.
>They don't even sound like real words.
>"As for your other girlfriend -"
"She's not my -
>"Hey, you fat asshole, I'm not his girlfriend!"
>Good thing Silver doesn't have that knife yet.
>Good thing she's not trying to stab him anyway.
>That would make buying a knife for her far harder to rationalize.
>You'd do it anyway, though. You know that.
>But it would be harder.
>"Ah, you must be a tsundere. Classic loli archetype."
>Diamond squints. She sneers. She goes "Whaaaaa...?"
>"Here, have some chocolate pocky."
>For a fat fuck, dude's got some reach and speed.
>He manages to reach across the counter and shove something in Diamond's open mouth before you or she can react.
"What the f-"
>Loud, furious chewing cuts you off.

>>30373857
>No, really. It's loud enough that it stops you mid-word.
>As does the smirk from the dude behind the counter.
>"Lolis love chocolate."
"I... uh... I heard it was bitches."
>She doesn't seem to mind... so...

>You are Diamond Tiara and you hate Soarin.
>He just *let* that walking fuzzturd shove random shit in your mouth!
>Some hero he is.
>Fuck it. Fuck him.
>You're going to enjoy it just to piss him off.

>You are Soarin and you think this guy is insane.
>If he was normal, he'd have a real job at a real company.
>Not here, staring at you angrily, muttering something about "how dare you call these fine ladies bitches."
"Dude. What."
>"I was *saying*, Chad -"
"My name isn't Chad."
>You have no idea why he keeps calling you that.
>"Of course not, but you *are* -"
>Silver puts her hand on your arm and tugs gently, stopping you in your tracks.
>Until then, you hadn't realized you had gotten to the counter.
>Almost leaning over it.
>Practically in his face.
>About to raise your fist.
>"Is there someone else here who could help us?" she asks softly. "A manager, or..."
>"He's on lunch," fatass grumbles.
>"Then could you help us with the knife?"
>His jowls twitch, eventually settling in something like a smile.
>"Very well, m'lady. I shall *attempt* to restrain my closet white knight tendencies."
>He's clearly insane.
>You can't really hold him accountable for what he says, can you?
>Just like with Blue Streak and his tourettes, you shrug it off.
>If he was the dangerous type, he wouldn't be allowed around swords and shit, right?

File: 1325449705482.png (5KB, 493x402px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 493x402px

>>30373857

>>30373896
Good thing he didn't blow a hit from his mouth fedora at Soarin

>9
what the fuck

File: IMG_0680.png (891KB, 900x6789px) Image search: [Google]

891KB, 900x6789px

>>30373896
do not underestimate the fedora

File: darkseid kek.jpg (26KB, 328x398px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 328x398px

>>30374828
>"One adult, please"

File: 1478133573078.png (10KB, 181x167px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 181x167px

>>30373896
>tfw my idea was used

Rein in that temper, Cha-Soarin.

File: 223057__suggestive_artist-colon-jellystick_twist_adult_clothes_glasses_humanized_missing+shoes_socks.png (204KB, 1024x465px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 1024x465px

>>30376292
>You will never have a cute loli girlfriend whose special talent is making cute lollies
>She will never make a sucker with a creamy center that just happens to be a to-scale replica of your penis

>>30379353
>you will never have to deal with her annoying lisp

>>30380086
Cute bitchfilly gets headpats....and Silver starts teaching her to deepthroat her boyfriend.

Goodnight thread, off to work. Don't, die.

File: 169972__suggestive_artist-colon-moronsonofboron_silver+spoon_twist_big+breasts_breasts_busty+twist_dungeons+and+dragons_female_game_glasses_huge+breast.jpg (74KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 500x500px

>>30379353

>>30384594
>>30383687
>Nice home girl with huge tits becomes Waifus second best influence in her life. Bitchfilly learns not to be a bitch and even invites her into the compound.
best end

>>30385652
Isn't she Trixie's toy in the other story?

>>30384594
Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who likes Silver Spoon and Twist.
It's good to be reminded I'm not.

>To protect Sweetie Belle, Rarity tries to get Anon attracted to another filly instead

>>30373896
Nice.

>>30373896
"So, can we get the knife?"
>"Which of my fine blades do you desire?"
>"This one, please," Silver answers, pointing to the one with the flower, carefully not touching the case itself.
>So polite, so considerate.
>If you weren't always so in awe of her, you might start to feel bad about your own lack of manners.
>"Uh... huh..." the guy grunts as he bends down to see it clearly. "Very well. Let me get it from the... uh..."
>No, you were wrong.
>He wasn't grunting before.
>You didn't know what grunting really was until he kneels down to pull something from below the counter.
>Not from the display, but below it.
>Probably a cabinet underneath where the extras are stored.
>A minute - or maybe two, possibly three - later, he straightens up with a breathless moan and slaps a black box on the counter.
>"Kay... we... uh... we have... one..."
>Would it be poor manners to tell a dude to start doing some fucking cardio?
>Probably, because Silver isn't saying it.
>"Shit fatass, do some fucking cardio."
>Luckily you have Diamond to say it for you, not that he can hear it over his own wheezing.
"So... uh..."
>You gesture towards the register and the dude nods.
"Cool."
>This is too embarrassing to stick around and watch.

File: bitchfilly but human not filly.png (109KB, 357x461px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 357x461px

>>30387639

>>30387639
>He'll catch up.
>Hopefully.
>You herd Diamond to the front of the store; Silver comes along obediently, without a word or any of the gentle nudges it takes to get Diamond moving and stay moving.
>She can't seem to help but stop and look at every vaguely cute doll on the way.
>As you near the register, she sprints ahead and - with a quick look at you - throws the plushies in her hands onto the counter.
>Then the money.
>Then a red box of candy or something from a stack next to the till.
>"Take care of those for me," she barks before disappearing back into the maze of tables and display cases.
>Well.
>Okay then.
"At least she left the money...?"
>"Mhm."
>You lean up against the counter and examine her dolls.
>Idle curiosity, nothing more.
>A panda, something from a Chinese cartoon, a couple... a couple of things you have no clue what the fuck they are.
>One looks like a sheep with a really long neck, the other might be a cat...?
>"Do you think she ran off to get more?"
"I hope not, but... probably? You'd know better than me. Why else?"
>"She can be surprisingly shy at times," Silver explains with a burst of giggling. "That might be it."
"Shy?"
>"Mhm."
"Seriously?"
>"Mhmmmm."
"Are you sure she's not just a bitch?"
>Silver giggles again and reaches out to touch one of Diamond's dolls. The sheep.
>"I think that's her way of coping," your girlfriend sighs, stroking her hand along the plushie's neck. "This isn't a bad alpaca, you know."
>You did not know.
>Not the name or the quality of it or if it's a real animal or not.
>Or if Silver likes them, because apparently she does or she wouldn't know what it is.
"Did you... um... want me to go get one for you?"
>"No. Thanks, but no," she answers with a faint smile. "The knife is enough."
"Even though it won't really be yours, because..."
>"Even so."

>>30387991
ok, one possible murder weapon, assorted lead poisoned plushes, will that complete your purchase today, sir?

>>30387991
Diamond is being made more an more cute...she is going to get that dick.

Bump from 9 before going to work. Don't let the thread die.

File: I get that fetish.jpg (115KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1920x1080px

>>30386690

>>30390739
>You will never get a lewd Silver Ai in your phone

>>30386690
You have good taste.

>>30391830
I never knew I wanted that until now.

>>30394001

>>30394001
Their eyeing Soarin's dick

File: 1212389__suggestive_artist-colon-maniacpaint_diamond+tiara_abs_armpits_arms+behind+head_belly+button_bikini_breasts_clothes_delicious+flat+chest_female.jpg (188KB, 1009x1600px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1009x1600px

>You will never sit poolside with Diamond, hand-feeding her strawberry Pocky while listening to her bitch about how much all of the jealous girls at school hate her

>>30387991
*****

>You are Diamond Tiara and you wonder if you should.
>If Sil can have a knife, you can too.
>Or a sword.
>No, a knife. Easier to hide from your mom.
>But none of *these*, you decide after looking over the display Silver had been crouched over earlier.
>Even from this distance, hidden between two piles of junk, you can tell they're shit.
>You already knew they were shit, but for some reason you decided to take another look anyway.
>Apparently that's good enough for Silver, but you have higher standards.
>It doesn't even have to be pretty.

>You are Soarin and you tap your wallet on the counter as fatdude finally finishes ringing you up for all of Diamond's crap.
>After spending a few more minutes with the guy, you can't really blame her for running off and leaving you to deal with her stuff.
>You've tuned out his pointless rambling, but Silver's still nodding along politely.
>And then she's reaching into her purse and pulling out -
"Oh, sorry, must have zoned out there for a bit. The total is...?"
>"We're not there yet," he answers brusquely. "I'm carding her for the knife."
"You're joking."

>>30395586
Easy, Soarin, you don't want Lenny to call Paul Blart

>>30395586
>"Uh... no."
>"It's fine, Soarin," Silver murmurs, putting a hand on your arm. "There's no legal restriction on purchasing knives."
"Then why -
>"It's fine."
"But I'm the one paying for it. What does he need to card *you*?"
>"Because you're obviously buying it for her," he answers.
>Between the fleshy creases of his jowls, you think he's trying to smile - and be smug about it.
>"It's *fine*," Silver repeats, squeezing your arm before pulling a card from her bag.
>It's not fine, not at fucking all, but you'll pretend for now. For her.
>Fatass takes a long look at Silver's ID before handing it back.
>"Kay," he smirks, "everything seems in order, so..."
>He hits a few buttons on the register and taps the screen facing you.
>You pay the man.
>You'd rather bury him in a shallow grave somewhere, but you'll have to put that on your To Do list.
>Fucker doesn't even bag the stuff for you, just drops a plastic bag on the pile and gets back on his computer.
>"I'll take care of this," Silver sighs, grabbing the bag and shoveling plushies inside. "Could you find Di?"
"Yeah, sure. Hey, Diamond!"
>You wave the sheep doll in the air to catch her attention - wherever she is.
"Time to go!"
>She's snatching the bag of plushes from Silver's hands - and the sheep from yours - before you're out the door.
>"Where next?"

>>30396231
>inb4 fedora dude uses the address from Silver's ID to break into her house at night and rape her

File: 1368401157701.jpg (43KB, 427x640px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 427x640px

>>30396286
Remember how Silver keeps saying her house has lots of stairs?
Unless her bedroom is on the first floor, she's safe.

>>30397178
Remember in an earlier chapter that her delicious thighs Soarin loves are because she has to walk up and down a lot of stairs to get to her room? Fatass is going to die of a heart attack unless her brings a trailer to carry him...plus, even Silver could run him to death.

>>30398166
I will snuggle the smug out of that pone.

bump the spoon from 8

love the spoon
breed her petite frame

>>30400599
7

>>30402025

>>30396231
"I don't know."
>"In *that* case -"
"Hold on."
>Maybe you said that a little too dismissively. Maybe you were too abrupt.
>Maybe that doesn't matter right now.
>You push those lesser worries out of your mind, even as Diamond begins to make little girl pouting noises, or moments later when she resorts to the same impossibly loud crunching as when fatfuck mcrapist shoved something in her mouth.
>So you may have hurt the bitch's feelings.
>You'll worry about that later.
"Silver..."
>She skips ahead a few steps - out of the shop and into the main walkway - and spins, sending her skirt swirling high.
>The long, narrow black box holding her knife is clasped tight to her chest with one hand, just like you've seen her holding books.
>A little wider and it would look almost identical, instead of nestling itself between her breasts.
>"Hmm? Oh! How about that store!?" Silver calls out, pointing further down the mall. "That place looks fun!"
>She grins as she says it, doesn't run off or even look where she's pointing.
>Winks.
>Oh.
>Stupid jock.
>She's being polite. Again. And smart.
>Putting some distance between you and the shop, because she knows what you're going to say.
>She waits patiently for you to catch up, and smiles gently.
>Waits for you to say what you're going to say.
"You didn't have to show him your ID."
>"I didn't want to cause a fuss," she counters.
"He didn't have any good reason to ask for it."
>"I know."
"He probably just wanted to find out where you lived. I've seen that before, you know, with some of the girls from the team and... and... even if that's not it, he now knows who you are, so he could tell someone about..."
>She's still smiling, still waiting patiently, without a concern in the world.
>You sigh and ruffle her hair... because... because you're at a loss.
"Look, we both know you're smarter than me, Silver. Just get to the point so I can stop worrying."
>She giggles.

>>30402695
what store, w-what store looks fun? are we in front of another fredericks?

live

>>30402695
>"It's fake."
>Maybe this once - just this once - you're the smart one in this relationship.
"Um..."
>And yet there's no smart way to tell your girlfriend that no matter what her ID says, she still looks like she's twelve.
>"Not my age," Silver smirks, reading the expression on your face - or just being smart enough to know what you're being stupid about now. "My name and address. They're fake."
>She holds it out to you - she's been holding it the whole time, cupped in the palm of her hand, *knowing* you'd be confused by the whole thing.
>She's a smart girl.
>"See?" she asks as you look it over. "Fake."
>Sure enough, that's not a name you know, nor an address you're familiar with.
"But... why...?"
>"A trick I learned from Di."
>As if on cue, the girl crunches her whatever *louder*.
>"No one would believe I was older," Silver continues over the noise, "but If I get in trouble, it won't be *me* getting in trouble."
"Oh."
>That... that makes sense.
>"Besides, what were you really worried about? That he'd track me down to my house and rape me in my sleep?"
"Well... yeah..."
>"Don't worry. My house has *stairs* and you saw how just bending over winded him."
"Oh."
>"I'm pretty sure I'm safe."

>>30403663
about that fun shop that looks fun...

>>30403663
I want to know her fake name

>>30403723
It's McLovin, like on Superbad

Remember that?
Jesus, has it seriously been 10 fucking years since that movie came out?

>>30404080
>Remember that?
I'd forgotten just how hot the redhead McLovin hooks up with was

File: AQEWT.gif (484KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

484KB, 600x600px

dream sequence where Soarin fucks a pony silver spoon

>>30403663
Shots fired.

>>30406944

File: 1472968__suggestive_artist-colon-nauth_sweetie+belle_breasts_bunny+ears_clothes_colored+pupils_female_high+heels_human_humanized_looking+at+you_looking.jpg (1MB, 3000x3450px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3000x3450px

Anon is a bad influence on little filly girls. Silver Spoon is lucky to have a nice guy like Soarin around instead.

8's not great

>>30408632
On 10 again

>>30403663
"Oh. Right. Yeah, I didn't think of that."
>Silver giggles again and stretches up on her tiptoes.
>"But thank you for worrying."
>She can't reach, but you know what she's going for.
>You kiss her. Brief and quick and meaningful all the same.
"It's my pleasure, Silver."
>"I know."
>She steps closer, pressing the side of her head against your collar and sighs happily.
>Silver seems content to stay like this forever.
>You would be too, if only -
>No, you'd probably be content to stay like this no matter what.
>You shouldn't, though.
>Most of these stores will be open soon.
>Silver purrs when you give her a tight hug, whimpers playfully as you then push her away.
>She sinks down and her heels hit the tiled floor with a sharp click.
>"Anything else you're curious about?" she asks as she puts her ID back into her bag. "Anything I can stop you from worrying about, so you can spend that time on something more... *fun*?"
"No, not really."
>Though...
"Except, how did you come up with Babs Seed? Just picked something at random or...?"
>"No," Silver chuckles, rolling her eyes and shaking her head. "That was Di's idea."
>And that explains the eye roll.
>"But what if someone actually checks it? Better to use a real person, and having it be from someone in another city makes it harder to verify."
"Makes sense."
>You guess it does. Silver's a smart girl and probably knows what she's talking about.
"Who is she?"
>"Just someone," Silver shrugs, looking down the length of the mall. "So, where to now?"
>Meh, not really important who Babs is.
>You follow Silver's gaze and imitate her shrug.
"Didn't actually see something interesting, did you?"
>"I was just getting you out of the shop."
"I... thought as much."
>She nods and smiles and tilts her head towards the stores you haven't yet looked over.
>"But there's still so much to see..."
"Right."
>You take a step.
>Pause.
>Remember.
>Realize you haven't heard crunching in a while.
>Whoops.

File: no heck.jpg (16KB, 406x426px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 406x426px

>>30410238
Oh no, someone snatched up bitchfilly?

Stop, give her back, etc

>>30410238
Damnit Caramel, stop raping bitchfilly

>>30410238
We will need to carry bitchfill around at this rate. Maybe even give her headpats when she asks for them.

>>30410238
"Hey, Diamond!?"
>Silver's eyes snap open.
>"We left her -!"
>And then instantly relax.
>Diamond is a little behind you, a little to the side.
>You barely have to turn your head to see her.
>"Oh, there you are," Silver sighs. "I thought maybe you'd gotten bored and -"
>"Well *yeah*," Diamond snaps back. "So if you're *finally* done, can we *do* something?"
"I'm shocked you waited for us."
>"Yeah. Me too. I don't know what I was thinking."

>>30411300
Hug her too, she earned it.

>>30411327
I second that idea. Pull her into a group hug.

>>30411327
>>30411371
This, she'll never see it coming

>>30411428
Silver will hug her too, with Soarin bringing her even closer to the two of them. Maybe even nuzzle her.

File: Diamond Silver 101010.jpg (413KB, 1275x1725px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 1275x1725px

>>30411327
>>30411371
>>30411428
>Group hug
>Kiss the tips of their noses
>Head-pats aplenty
>They get kicked out of the /mall/ for excessive lewdness

>>30412712
That could be fun.

>>30412711
checked

>>30411300
Hold her hand and keep her close.

>>30415290
>>30412712
Too lewd.

>>30416754
What a bitch

>>30417380
Yeah, it makes me wonder if nayaa would draw anything from tg/n's story

9 ain't fine

what the fuck, 10

>>30411300
>She looks so... you would say sad, if you had to put a word to it.
>Down, maybe.
>She must have really wanted you to buy her those dolls, though you can't figure out why that would matter.
>You'll have to ask Silver later, when you're alone.
>But she looks so sad.
>Something's wrong, even though you don't know what it is - and you're sure as shit it's not *your* fault, whatever Diamond might think.
"Well..."
>Silver would know - or maybe not. She's playing with her braid, fidgeting nervously and looking around.
>Not reassuring or comforting her friend.
>That just leaves you.
"Where would you like to go now?"
>"Doesn't fucking matter, right?" Diamond snarls, hugging her sheep tight to her chest. "You'll just go wherever you want."
"Uh... you wanted to go into this last place, and we went there."
>"Only because you *wanted* to, dumbass."
"Why are you always -"
> - such a bitch, you were going to ask, but you already know.
>Or at least, have a theory.
>Because she's shy, Silver had said. Because she doesn't know any other way.
>So.
>Fuck it.
>You hug her.
>You don't know any other way either.
>It always comes down to physical action.
>Someone's being a cunt, you hit them.
>Someone is sad, you give them a hug.
>And when someone is both... and you can't hit her... that only leaves you one option, doesn't it?
>It doesn't mean anything.
>You don't hug her like you hug Silver, or like how you would hug a good friend you haven't seen in a long time.
>You hug her like you would a pet, like the bitch she is.

File: 1490969591731.jpg (22KB, 436x365px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 436x365px

>>30419697
>hugging bitchfilly
im watching you tg/n

>>30419697
>At least that's how you hope it looks to Silver.
>No one is getting stabbed, so that's a good sign.
>...
>You really shouldn't joke about that, even in your head.
>She would never do something like that.
>She's a good girl.

>You are Diamond Tiara and you should have bought a knife.
>If that fat fuck hadn't carded Sil, you might have tried.
>You should have anyway.
>Even a shit one like those.
>She didn't have any trouble getting it.
>You should have.
>You hate this.

>You are Soarin and you think that's been long enough.
"So..."
>You let her go and step back quickly.
>She still looks sad.
>What does it take!?
>You give up.
"... think you can stop being a cunt now?"
>You didn't step back quick enough, nor far enough, but her punch is nothing.
>Even if she did aim for your gut and not something nice.
>Fuck.
>Ow.
>So you'll be a little sore for a bit. At least she's not looking sad anymore.
>Just angry.
>And Silver laughed.
>She's still laughing.
>Well.
>That worked.
>Sort of.
>At least you don't feel sorry for Diamond anymore.
>That was the real goal, wasn't it?

File: 1493221346272.gif (1MB, 285x285px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 285x285px

>>30420412
>they both want murder weapons
WHAT THE EFF

>8
Sir, please keep your carry-on loli's with you at all times

>>30420412
I guess just wait next to Silver, and hold your hand out to her.

I want to console diamond tiara, provide her the love and attention she needs and give her piggyback rides

File: pls.png (2MB, 1998x1515px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1998x1515px

>>30422394

>>30422404
Still smug even on the moon.

Good, drama-less update. Enjoyed the content very much. Loved the show. You still need to work on character voicing and don't be so rigid in their dialog lest they all start to sound the same. Foreshadowing was good at one part but lacking on the next to last. Perhaps intentional but it wasn't clear. Looking forward to the next.

>>30420412
Thanks for the updates /tg/n! Hopefully that hug will melt the ice in DT's veins and helps her realize she's got two friends looking out for her now.

9 pls

>>30425437
AGAIN?!

>>30426258
And again

>>30427160
And once again.

File: ff1e28cdf3f00987645e0c16c467de41.png (138KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 1024x1024px

Hey Silver, who's the best flyer you know?

File: IMG_3023.jpg (78KB, 295x408px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 295x408px

>10

File: lelf1.png (394KB, 600x580px) Image search: [Google]

394KB, 600x580px

>>30427160
>anotha one

>>30431365

>IT HURTS

that was close

>>30431365
Kinda looks like a silhouette of Silver's bust at the bottom of her hip there.

File: Diamond is prepared.jpg (539KB, 2500x2300px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 2500x2300px

Eventually, the head-pats will pay off...

live

>>30436932

>>30438613
rise

File: 1494918970159.png (674KB, 850x1062px) Image search: [Google]

674KB, 850x1062px

>>30439441
>rise
They'd prefer it if you stayed seated, and let something else do the rising

Later back at Soarin's house:
https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/2/4/1080116/large.jpg
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Soarin!Silver_Spoon!20170702

>>30420412
*****

>You are Silver Spoon and you can't believe how pathetic Di is.
>It's so bad, you don't even mind Soarin being nice to her.
>You *shouldn't* anyway.
>Normally you would, though, because you're crazy.
>You know this.
>He knows this.
>He shouldn't have hugged her.
>Di was just being so worthless that he couldn't help himself.
>So miserable you can't bring yourself to feel slighted.
>And for what?
>She's like this because he bought *you* something?
>That's just sad.
>Too sad for words, but not too sad to laugh at.
>She's your best friend.
>You can spare a hug for her.

>>30440239
stop whiteknighting the bitchfilly

love the crazy one

>>30440268
Nah, it's part of loving the crazy one. He knows Di is important to her and he wants her to be happy.

>>30440239
>>You are Silver Spoon and you can't believe how pathetic Di is.
>>Di was just being so worthless that he couldn't help himself.
>>So miserable you can't bring yourself to feel slighted.
>>That's just sad.
>>Too sad for words, but not too sad to laugh at.

I can't wait til silver spoon turns the tables and starts dominating diamond sexually and psychologically

>>30440239
>She's your best friend.
>Maybe that's why you don't mind, even though you should.
>Even though if it where anyone else, anytime else, you know you'd be putting Soarin's gift to use.
>But not her, apparently.
>She's your best friend.
>That must be why you don't mind.

>You are Soarin and you're ready to move on.
>Many of the shops are raising their shutters and unlocking their doors.
>Won't be too much longer before this floor is as crowded as the ones below - or if not that, then at least too crowded for comfort.
"So... uh... where to now?"
>"There," Diamond snaps resolutely, pointing back the way you'd come.
>Awww, shit.
"Nope."
>"But it's open now!"
"Nope."
>"But -"
"Dildopolis is surprisingly boring."
>"I - wait. What?"
"Yeah. Boring."
>Silver raises one eyebrow above the rim of her glasses.
>She wants an explanation.
>You think.
>Maybe.
>It's hard to read.
>She's still laughing, though quietly.
>"You can't just say something like that and drop it, fucker!" Diamond snarls, aiming a... well, a poorly aimed kick at your shin.
>Misses by a mile.
>She would *never* make the team with a weakass game like that.
>"I bet you've never even been inside," she continuesn unfazed. "You just don't want to go there because I do and you're an asshole."