Alone in Equestria Girls Verse #15: We got the OP fixed edition

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>>30304298
The smell of a new thread, oh yeah

>>30304453
That smell of fresh finished greens list(also fixed). Its a good feeling.

>>30304298
Saber a qt

Link for the english shorts

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2tVFgQUnUb7bmRaaHhNZmI2bnc

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Bamp

>>30306762

I like this thread

>>30308184
We have good stuff, enjoy it.

>>30309364
Hot.
Thanks for the inspiration.

>>30309618
No problem, by the way, if you don't update this thread, you will be moved to the unknown section.

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>>30309618
>more inspiration

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>>30309629
Alright good to know, I've been really busy for a while now and I've been meaning to get back into things, so I'll be working hard on a couple updates from now on.

>>30309911
Okay then......what the actual fuck is with that pic? You do know you will get banned for that right?

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>>30309944
Haha well I found this picture on /mlp/a while ago so I hope not, but it's just the ponification of a Death Grips album cover.

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>>30309618
Nice to see you again fag.

>>30310007
Glad to be back senpai, I read up on some of the new writefags and I'm excited to get back into the fray ;).

>>30310098
As you can see, Axii finished his story. And went to take his place in Valhalla.

So I figured out who Saber is in FateAnon's story. The fact that Colada was the name of the sword they gave to Anonymous was a big tip.

Anon's Servant, Saber, is none other than El Cid, AKA Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar.

>>30310239
Huh, that's kind of cool. When Fate comes back we can find out if your right.

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>>30310125
Nah, Valhalla is for people who deserve it.

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>>30310614
Can't enter. Not dead yet.

>>30310731
Working on anything new?

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>>30311118
Yes.

>>30311145
There's something wrong with that boy.

>>30311145
Nice. Looking forward to seeing it.

fitewrags when?

>>30311556
Wat?

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>>30312059
It's reversed writefags.
See, first you get 'writefags', but if you split it like so: write fags, you get two words, write and fags.
Now, if you take the first letter from each word and swap them, you'll have this:

Frite Wags

You see?

Write Fags
W >>>
<<<<F
FriteWags.

Now obviously you're thinking, "hol' up, that don't make sense nigga" and you're right, it doesn't. You see the word is 'fitewrags'. What you may not have noticed is I took the first two letters from the word 'write', and only replaced it with one word from 'fags', which was the F we saw earlier.
So, going by that, it would all look like this;

Writefags
Write Fags
Wr>>>>>
<<<<F
FiteWrags.

Now you see? The word 'fitewrags' is only the word 'writefags' with reversed letters, they both have the same meaning.
Goodbye, and see you at page 1.

>>30314300
That's neat and all, but...why?

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>>30314300
The fuck?

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>>30314300
The fuck is this autistic shit?

>>30314300
So....how much crack did you smoke?

>>30315988
>>30314300
Autism dubs check.

>>30315988
It wasn't crack matey, I was only staring at the text then that anon didn't know what so I explained and it had all formed in my head. Seemed like a good idea to help the anon out.

>>30317312
What are you trying to say here?

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>>30317312
Seriously anon, chill out

>>30317312
Yeah but why the fuck didn't you just write "writefags" like a normal person?

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>>30319602
I miss Fate

>>30320051
Me too friend, me too
>>30314300
You're very special anon, and Im glad you're here
>>30310098
Can't wait to read your next update!

Also sorry about postponing
Stuff came up yadda yadda, will be updating the pastebin and story hopefully within the next 8 or so hours
Till then!

>>30317754
I didn't write it, I just explained it for the other anon. The guy who wrote it was probably wasted

>>30322174
I thought this was anthro in the thumbnail, those are some seriously fucked up faces.

>>30320690
Wow, so I am so sorry, I may have fallen asleep on the couch while typing up the rest of the update
Fear not though, I am now awake and finishing up today's update
Look forward to it in like 2-3 hours!
For real I promise

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>>30322953
Its cool, I prepared a ritual for you.
Its an old one from a famous necromancer.

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>>30304298
Continued from: https://pastebin.com/LLukQs1V

>Blinking you hope in vain that maybe you were mistaken, but nope, what was a big black shiner last evening is now a mild yellow eyeshadow at best
>Ok, you thought you’d be the last one to complain about this, but you’re a bit concerned with your seemingly out of nowhere regeneration powers
>Honestly if you didn’t already know you had one no less than a day ago you’d think you were just a bit pale!
>You bet this is the work of magic!
>While half of you is admittingly super psyched about this development, the other half is equally worried
>Wait, didn’t Shadowfright say you were running on empty magic wise?
>That only fuels the fire that’s currently raging in your head as more and more questions pop up like
>To what extent does this shit actually work?
>Are you just starting out slow, but one day you’ll be able to pull yourself back together from opposite ends of the earth?
>Is this even healthy?
>Disregarding the fact you feel better, you don’t think the human body is built to recover this fast even with magic
>Are there going to be side effects?
>What if the nightmares are one?
>Will this have unforeseen consequences?
>Oh god, your head is starting to spin because of all these questions
>Massaging your now lightly throbbing temples you turn on the faucet you’re leaning on
>Splashing some of the running water in your face you cease thinking for a moment to just take a breather
>As you calm down you gaze into your reflection’s eyes
>Maybe your talk with Luna is going to be a bit longer than you first intended
>You don’t know the extent she would know about this sorta stuff, but it’s obvious she has to know something
>You’re just hoping it’s enough to help

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>>30323309
MEANWHILE CLOSE BY
>Rubbing your eyes of sleep you sit in the empty café
>Can’t believe you’ve been asleep for a whole day and a half
>Anon really scared the absolute magic out of you
>Who would’ve thought a big softie like him would get so furious just because of the presence of his mother?
>Though you can’t help suspect that something fed off the negative emotions your magic was able to initially stir within him
>Guess trying to calm someone down while riling them up in a sense was a pretty stupid idea
>Not like you had any other choice though…
>Tearing open a handful of sugar packets you dump them into your golden brown coffee
>You pull out the container of crumpets from your backpack as you dip your spoon into your coffee
>Thank the stars above you were able to snatch these things from Sonata before she chowed down on them
>You don’t know how Anon got ahold of them, but whoever made these things was NOT joking around
>Just waking up to their scent was more than enough to tell that something was off about these seemingly innocuous little cakes
>There’s enough aphrodisiac power in these tiny little sponge cakes to make even the most fervent worshiper of Aphrodite blush
>Stirring your tea you stare into the swirling liquid
>Who knows why Anon was going to eat them by himself
>You don’t even want to know how you’d feel if you ate even one of them
>Tartarus, if ANYONE ate even one let alone the whole container themselves
>There may not be magic in this world, but whatever made these little abominations comes incredibly close

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>>30323312
>Satisfied with your stirring you place your spoon on the table and take a sip of the liquid
>Hmm, just sweet enough
>Leaning back in your chair you observe the street traffic, or lack there of
>Seems like the corner of town near CHS doesn’t get very busy until after 9am
>A smile spreads across your face as you soak in the silence
>Besides losing the last day or so, you feel remarkably good
>Your dreams were filled with pleasant silence as you comfortably lounged around a beach with a certain green boy
>Normally you’d call it quits after one attempt to enthrall someone ends with you getting to meet the business end of fire like that, but for some reason Anon seems so, so, is tantalizing a good word?
>It’s almost like the fascination you had upon first meeting the wizards of Europe way back when
>Captivated with their ability to use magic in a wasteland like Earth, and then, ironically enough, burned when you tried to capture one of them
>However, something about your fascination with Anon strikes you as, worrying
>Unlike your past self, who was so magic starved that even some of those glorified circus acts caught your eye, you have a reliable source of equestrian magic now
>Yet you still feel, a need for him
>Something akin to hunger resides deep inside you for HIM, and you don’t know why…
>He’s not that bad looking, but you’ve seen far better in your time
>So what is it about him?
>Or is it that something happened with you?
>You don’t feel like that’s the case…
>You haven’t been given alone time to think like this for so long you’re actually starting to worry yourself with what you’re contemplating

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>>30323317
>It’s a wonderful feeling
>Taking a sip of your coffee you check the time on the wall
>7:50AM on the dot
>Hm, guess you’ve bided your time enough for now
>Getting up from your chair you carefully grasp your coffee and empty sugar packets
>Discarding the rubbish you make your way into the crisp morning
>It’s a bit chilly, but nothing a sweater can’t protect you from
>You find your mind wandering to thoughts about your upcoming little get together with your new ally as you gaze at a bundle of clouds overhead
>Your meeting is at 8
>It shouldn’t take you long to get to CHS from here so you’re not worried about making it in time, but as for who you’re meeting
>Well, you don’t know enough about her
>You certainly don’t trust her, but she has already proved to be useful
>More so than your sisters have lately, but also twice as dubious
>You shall see what it is she wished to speak about before passing your judgement
>If you recall correctly she wished to meet in front of that infernal high school
>While you may still attend there, you definitely don’t try to make yourself too conspicuous there so the idea of waiting out in front of the place isn’t the most appealing idea
>Luckily for you the students don’t tend to come in droves until 8:30ish
>Plenty of time for you to make yourself scarce and enjoy a day to yourself before too many people spot you
>Perhaps you could visit the mall?
>A smile creeps up on your face as you think about it
>You could use a place to spend your newfound petty cash so generously donated to you by your masked savior
>Sounds like a plan

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>>30323322
>You scratch your head as you stand in front of Luna and Celestia’s kinda conjoined offices
>Maybe you should’ve dropped by the lunchroom and said you’d be paying Luna a visit
>What if they start to think you’ve been kidnapped or something?
>Your train of thought stops there as you realize how dumb that is
>No one’s going to think you’ve been kidnapped at school for being gone a bit too long on the toilet
>Shaking your head you grasp the handle and push the door open
>The door lets loose a loud *creeeak* as it slowly peels open
>You slowly pace into the darkened waiting area
>Both the doors to the separate principal spaces are closed, and if the fact there’s no light’s on is an indicator, no one’s home
>The place seems empty
>Color you surprised
>You could’ve sworn that those two said you could chat with them every day before school
>Maybe Luna’s just out for a bit?
>Walking up to her office door you crack it open a bit and take a peek inside
>A few stray sunbeams from her shutters and an empty swivel chair are all that greet you
>Huh
>Stepping in you check your phone for the time
>8:08AM
>Should you call her?
>Nah, you got time
>You can just snoop around the place while she’s not here
>You chuckle manically to yourself before actually looking around
>There actually doesn’t seem to be much to actually snoop now that you look at everything
>Well besides a tiny black box with a green ribbon wrapped around it and what you assume is her purse
>While you do feel the irresistible draw of snoopin, you aren’t about to root around her purse
>You have more respect for her than that
>Though you were hoping she’d have some books or something to page through

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>>30323326
>Wait, you vaguely remember them scooping all their stuff into boxes back on Friday
>Well you didn’t see them packing up with your own eyes, but when Discord(?) let you view the evening through a ghost like camera
>That probably explains the somewhat bright assortment of squares and rectangles on the faded walls
>Though you don’t really know how they got faded in the first place
>You may have only been in this room a handful of times, but every time it’s been dark with the only light of day coming through the horizontal slits on her window shutter
>It only occurs to you now that you’re standing in Luna’s office just how different she is from her sister
>Whether it’s down to their clothes, offices, or hell even that little symbol thing everyone seems to have
>A smile breaks through on your lips as a thought occurs to you
>You could say they’re like night and day
>Fuck, even you think that one was bad
>You’ll have to use that one when you’re with the two of them again
>You let out a small chuckle as you walk over to the window
>As you pass by the desk you trace the its outline
>The pale blue desk’s slightly rough wooden surface tickles your fingertips as you drag them across it
>Reaching at the window you adjust the blind so you can see through a small gap in the blinds
>Peering outside gives you a view of the horse statue in the front of the building
>Don’t really know what you expected there, but you kinda forgot how close you are to the entrance
>Though you don’t get why Luna keeps the blinds closed if she could have a nice view of the incoming students
>Wait, what if she does view the students, but only through the blinds so they can’t see her?

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>>30323332
>The mental image of Luna squatting behind her window watching the students like some old man watching the neighborhood kids so they don’t go on his lawn comes to your mind making you crack a smile once more
>Maybe that’s why she keeps the lights off?
>Heh
>Before you quit looking through the window you spot familiar head of hair approaching the school
>It’s one of the bj brigade, specifically the cheese doodle one
>It’s upon realizing just who you’ve spotted do you feel just a tinge of remorse
>Alright, maybe a little more than a tinge
>Your guilt is alleviated a bit as you notice her overall appearance
>Besides her hair being somewhat more frumpier than the other times you’ve seen her she looks fine, doesn’t have a mark or anything on her so it’s alright
>Not even any bandages
>You will say you’re surprised she’s in separate clothes though
>Instead of her usual combination of Sora’s kingdom hearts jumper thing, leggings, and gloves what she’s wearing is pretty normal
>Just a purple hoodie and jeans
>It does strike you as a bit odd since most everyone you’ve seen at this high school has several pairs of one outfit they wear week round
>Not that you’re any different…
>Shaking your head you refocus on the angry looking shorty
>Ok, you really have to think for a second on what her name is
>What was it, Fromagio?
>No wait, pretty sure you just combined the cheese poof’s name with the French word for cheese
>You really need to get better at remember names
>Isn’t it like uhh, Adagio!
>You almost tink the window with your head while nodding to yourself in confirmation

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>>30323339
>Getting back to watching her through the window like some sorta voyeuristic perv you notice that she seems to be waiting for someone in the shadow of what used to be a the wondercolts statue
>At least you’re pretty sure she is what with her impatiently tapping her foot and fiddling with the monster gemstone on her neck
>Wow, how have you not noticed that thing before?
>Probably since every time you’re around her and her two friends(?) you were either uncomfortable and trying to avoid eye contact, running away, or freaking out
>Not much time to notice the hope diamond sized gemstone around her neck
>Disregarding her unusual accessory you notice someone walking up to her amidst the trickle of students
>You don’t really recognize them, but that’s not very surprising considering how many people you know
>If you’re not counting those who either wish to hurt, eat, or dominate you, you know like ten people’s names
>You purse your lips as you realize that two of those ten are your guardians too
>This is just down right depressing when you think about it
>Getting off track
>Whoever is meeting up with Adagio is wearing a zip up grey hoodie with the hood up
>Real inconspicuous
>You examine them futher as they walk in the sunlight towards the remains of the wondercolt statue’s shadow
>They also have on black holey leggings that show off their legs more than yoga pants along with what looks like some sort of goth boots
>Weird
>Adagio seems to be berating them or something while the hooded figure stands there with their back to you
>Wow, she seems really worked up over whatever she’s arguing over with the hooded girl
>Whoever she’s yelling at seems to be taking it well considering they haven’t moved an inch

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>>30323343
>Adagio seems to tucker herself out eventually as she calms down
>The hooded girl shakes her head which causes Adagio to smile and nod
>Apparently coming to some sort of understanding the two shake hands before parting ways
>Adagio walks off towards the city while the turns towards the entrance beside you
>Wonder what that was about
>You start to get a bit of a bad feeling about Adagio meeting some literal hooded figure in the early hours of the day
>Hopefully it won’t be something that bites you on the as—
>You stop your internal thoughts for a moment as the hooded figure freezes
>Wonder what’s her problem?
>You can’t make out their face from here
>Did they spot a quarter on the ground or something?
>As you try to put together why they just stopped in the middle of the courtyard something spooks you
>Specifically, when the head of the girl snaps to you!
“Aw what the fuck!”
>You can’t help but shout and jump back in surprise as you see some sort of green glow from beneath the darkness of the hood
>She just snapped her head to you!
>Like they locked on to you!
>There’s no way that’s not what just happened
>You scramble to the window again to check if the freaky hood person is still staring you down
>Only to see that they’ve disappeared
>Well fuck, that’s for sure another problem
>What to list this one as…
>Freaky girl in hood freaks you the fuck out as you stand in Luna’s office people watching?
>You sigh as you pull out the swivel chair tucked into Luna’s desk
>Maybe you should just wait here in this chair patiently
>Where you won’t get spooked
>That seems like an idea…
>As you swivel around in place a bit you get an idea that makes you laugh a bit
>Might as well cross an objective off your bucket list while you wait for Luna
.
.
.
Sorry again for falling asleep on ya guys. Next time I won’t, promise! Anyways, I’ll see you all in another three days.
Be there, or or don’t, like I’m not gonna force you or anything…

>>30323346
Its cool mate, thanks for the update.

>>30323339
Oh god...I never noticed that.

bumping because of spam.

>>30323977
Yeah, I was going to ask about that, what is going on out there now?

>>30323998
We are on page 8 already...I fucking hate the summer.

>>30323998
Summerfags think they're being funny and the mods don't give a shit

>>30324273
Why did we get such useless mods this season?

>>30323312
Adagio best Dazzling.

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>>30323339
>Sora's kingdom hearts jumper thing

>>30323346
Chrysalis?

>>30323346
Based writefriend

>>30326400
SciTwi should have stayed with the crystal prep girls like was originally planned.

Also, are there any good greens of Anon going to Crystal Prep instead of Canterlot High?

>>30326499
We changed the OP awhile back so people do it, but there hasn't been any takers for a story there yet. That isn't to say they aren't in stories here, its just that Anon doesn't start off at Crystal Prep.

>>30326583
Shame, there's plenty of potential for that, anon being quiet because he thinks private schoolers are all snooty rich people while he's lower middle class or something along those lines.

Also the Crystal Prep girls are pretty good (Sugarcoat is best waifu)

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>>30326606
damn straight.

>>30325519
Yes with a capital bump

page 10

>>30328440
Are you the shitposter? Your format is different but you're still needlessly bumping

Fuck you anyway

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>>30328444
page 8

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>>30328444
>>30328844

>>30329843
Dash looks so out of place

>>30329843
She always looks out of place.

>>30331439
Hips, but seriously, am I the only one that thinks the center piece of her top look like a butt plug?

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>>30332170

>>30332284
Tilt your head sideways and look at that thing and tell me it doesn't.

>>30332295
You've never seen an actual buttplug, have you?

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>>30326606
>>30326670
Patrician taste.

>>30332502
I think he might mean anal beads.

>>30332810
That's what I meant, writing while having a heat stroke is a bad thing.

in what moment is billy not your fetish

Bamp

>>30333321
cute

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>>30337125

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>>30337125
>Those hips

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>>30339012
>not posting superior version

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>>30339076
I raise you

>>30339012
>>30339076
>>30339390
why jack?

>>30340111
Why not?

Bamp

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>>30340111

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>>30323346
“I shall personally see to it that the talent show has the right auditorium reserved for next week Ms. Beret.”
>You quickly try to close the gap between you and the door to your office waiting room
>”Please see to it that you do, I shudder to think about what a disaster it’d be if we had another fiasco like last time we tried using the space.”
>You hardly think that accidentally scheduling both the speech class and the acting class’s performances in the same auditorium as a fiasco
>It took less than 20 minutes to organize the speech class to the auditorium down the hall
>You know that Raspberry is the acting teacher, but you still don’t know why she has to be so dramatic about everything
>With one hand on the door knob and another up defensively you try to ease Ms. Beret’s concerns
“It will be my top priority, but if you’ll excuse me I have many other matters of which need my attention post haste.”
>Not having the energy to deal with Raspberry’s pestering any longer with a respectable amount of grace you quickly slip through the doorway and slam the door behind you
>Letting out a sigh you lean back against the door
>It’s always when your sister leaves do you find yourself relishing the fact that you’re the vice principal
>Thankfully this week is a welcome stroke of luck as far as it’s relatively quiet event wise for the school
>So even without your sister being here, you should manage just fine
>Standing up straight once more you make your way back to your office
>That is unless you’re forgetting about something
>You don’t believe so, however…
>You suppose it’d be a good idea to make doubly sure that there’s nothing of importance you’re forgetting about this week
>Time to recheck the planner!

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>>30342399
>Opening the door to your office and stepping inside you hear a voice
>”Ah yes, I’ve been exp—“
>As someone swivels in your chair something makes a loud *THUMP*
>”FUCK!”
>Clutching his knee in your chair is none other than Anon
>You stand there somewhat surprised by not only his presence, but whatever it is he was attempting
>Besides the fact that he’s in your office in the morning being weird by itself he seemed to be trying to surprise you
>Only to smack his knee on your desk
>Guess like father like son really does have some merit
>Groaning he rubs his knee
>”Well, guess that’s still on the list.”
>With a sigh he finally looks away from his knee to you with a small grin and a wave
>”Morning Luna.”
>With a nod and cocked eyebrow you greet him
“Good morning to you as well Anon; is there something I can help you with?”
>Normally you’d be surprised if he did
>Anon hasn’t asked anything of you in the past few months he’s been here
>Though if he was waiting for you…
>With a balled fist pressed to his chin he contemplates for a moment before snapping a finger gun at you
>”Would you exiting and reentering so I can try that again be outta the question?”
>A smile tugs at your lips as you nod your head
>”Well, figured I’d try.”
>Walking to your desk you decide to take a seat in one of the chairs across from him
>Sitting up straight he begins to stand
>”Oh I can sit there you don—“
>Holding a hand up you silence him
“It’s fine; I could use a change in perspective.”
>Sitting in the same seat you had to sit in years ago gives you not only a warm feeling of nostalgia, but an odd comfort
>Anon blinks as he stares almost blankly at you for a few moments
>You return his stare with a smile

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>>30342408
>As you stare at each other in silence you can’t help but take note of his appearance
>Being almost the picture of health every time you’ve seen him in the past he looks noticeably, beaten, for lack of a better word
>There’s what look like the remnants of cuts scattered across his face and slight bruising around his right eye
>Though that seems to be the worst of it besides the noticeable bags under his eyes and redness of said eyes
>You can’t say you’re surprised if Anon’s opponent was, him…
>Balling a fist up you do your best not to dwell on that and focus back on Anon
>It’s obvious that he has something to say, but he seems conflicted
>Perhaps you should try to ease him into talking like sister would?
>You’re pretty sure you can attempt to emulate her
>Crossing a leg over the other you clasp your hands atop your knee
“How was your morning Anon?”
>Your words seeming to jolt him out of his stupor cause him to cough into his fist
>”Uh, it was alright. I made breakfast for Dash and myself.”
>So he’s referring to Rainbow Dash as Dash now?
>Well that’s good
>Adjusting your posture you try to relax into a more comfortable laid-back position
“What did you make?”
>His eyes drift from you over your shoulder as the gears turn in his head
>”Eggs, bacon, toast, the usual.”
>Time to ease into the real reason, and you think you have a perfect segway
“Sounds good, how’d you sleep?”
>A wistful smile spreads across his face as he looks away fiddling with the pin you gave him dangling on his drawstring
>”Uhh, well I sure slept…”
>You’re starting to get the feeling you know what’s going on with him
>You were very similar after your encounter

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>>30342434

>Man this is not going down like you thought it would
>You didn’t even think on how to bring up your dad
>Like what are you just gonna be like, “Hey I was watching the time I was knocked the fuck out with the help of the literal embodiment of chaos and I happened to notice that you have a picture of my dad, what’s that about?”
>Besides being weird you don’t know how Luna will react
>What if she reacts like you do with mom?
>As you fidget with your pin in your hands your thoughts are broken by a pair of soft lavender hands grasping your own
>”Anon, I’m going to ask you a question, and I want you to answer honestly.”
>Oh boy, this already sounds like a fun time from those words alone
>Furrowing your brow you nod very slowly
>Luna, who’s leaning over the desk propped up by her elbows, stares into your eyes
>Like really deep
>So deep you’re getting a bit uncomfortable
>Being the big coward you are when it comes to ladies you look up at the ceiling after a good 10 seconds have passed
>”The man you fought on Sunday, did you catch his name?”
>Huh?
>That’s not what you were expecting
>Then again, you didn’t really know what to expect
>Reestablishing eye contact with the intently gazing vice principal you grunt approval
>Closing her eyes she brings your hands and hers down to the desktop
>”What was it?”
>If you weren’t worried before, you are now
>You defiantly ain’t the best at reading people, but you’ve seen her face before
>Mostly on yourself, and in a more shattered shard of glass version
>The face she’s got on isn’t one you wear if they’re isn’t history in what you’re talking about
>You get the feeling that whatever history she has with Shadowfright, well it probably isn’t pretty

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>>30342451
>Getting the feeling that prolonging this is by far the worst option you quickly say the name
“Shadowfright.”
>The moment you speak the name you can feel something’s, off
>Only for a moment though
>Luna’s closed eyes twitch before she opens them slowly
>”I see…”
>Um
>She diverts her gaze into the desk
>If she stared any harder you’re pretty sure the desk would break
>Feeling completely lost, you let the silence hang in the air between you
>That is until she breaks it suddenly out of nowhere
>”The nightmares are wrong.”
>Fucking what?
>Needless to say, you’re a bit taken back by this comment coming straight outta left field
>Looking back up from the desk she stares into your eyes once more with conviction clear in hers
>You know she seems really serious and all, but your mind can’t help but try to derail this instead of going further down whatever this is
>The thought that this is by far the longest you’ve held hands with a girl and stared into her eyes in one sitting pops into your mind
>Then the thought that said girl is one of your guardians
>Then the thought that you don’t really mind that last detai—
>Your mind’s attempt to continue off course comes to an abrupt end as you notice something off with Luna’s eyes
>Mostly that they are much more cyan than you remember
>”I can help you with them if you wish for me to do so.”
>Ok, maybe it’s time to man up and do the impossible
>Actually speak up for once and not be a wet noodle
>Clearing your throat you try to put on your best big boy face
“No wait, you’re misunderstanding me, I don’t need help wi—“
>As you try your best to explain that this is all a misunderstanding and that you’re totally fine with losing a bit of sleep she holds a hand up to your lips

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>>30342460
>”You don’t need to lie; I’ve been through the same thing.”
>You blink as you look from Luna’s face to her finger doing a real good job of keeping your mouth shut
>While you’d be lying if you said that whatever happened while you slept made you want to stay up no matter what, you don’t exactly know why
>You just know that the time you woke up because of Dash and when you accidentally fell asleep later in the night you felt like your heart might quite literally explode it was beating so hard
>So while you’d rather not repeatedly wake in a cold sweat with your heart trying to reenact the entirety of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat you can’t really be that scared of something you don’t remember
>Right?
>Taking her finger from your lips she instead continues to hold your hands as she seems to stare through you
>”And I tried to take them alone as well, it didn’t go as planned…”
>Ok, that’s fucking ominous with a capital O
>Not only is it ominous, but you’re starting to become increasingly more and more curious about her past
>Shaking her head she refocuses onto you
>”But this time is different, this time I can help you defeat the enemy within you.”
>What?
>Did you hear that correctly?
>Enemy within?
>Like xcom shit?
>Ok, it’s time to actually take charge, for real this time
>And you can only think of one way to do so
>Admit the truth the whole truth and nothing but said truth
>Eh, it's worked before, kinda
“I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.”
>Her serious visage shatters into confusion almost immediately
>”I, wait are you not having nightmares?”
>You shrug hopefully displaying your own confusion
“I mean, I may be, but that is not the reason I came here.”

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>>30342474
>Luna opens her mouth only to shut it before saying anything
>If she gapes anymore like this she might become a fish
>She does this once more before actually speaking
>”Wait, so you don’t know if you’re having nightmares now, but that also isn’t even the reason you waited for me?”
>Ehh
“Yep, pretty much.”
>Blinking seems to be the only answer she has as she stares at the desk with a blank expression on her face
>She seems to process what you’ve said as she finally lets go of your hands and cradles her face in hers
>You allow her the moment to collect herself as she sits there silently staring into the void
>Apparently coming back down to Earth she speaks once more
>”So why did you wait for me here?”
>Resisting the urge to answer with, “Because this is your office” you pinch your chin between your thumb and pointer finger
“Now while my original reason had nothing to do with nightmares I will say you might be right about the nightmares thing, but I can’t actually remember mine.”
>Sitting back up she seems to be even more confused
>Better clarify
“While I can’t remember my dream, I sure as hell remember that for some reason I REALLY don’t want to go back to sleep.”
>Nodding slightly she places one of her hands over her mouth as she hums
>”That, makes a surprising amount of sense actually…”
>You raise an eyebrow, but she doesn’t seem to notice as her eyes scan nothing
>Weird
“But anyways, the reason I came here was because I have become painful aware of a slew of facts.”
>Your words seem to bring her out of whatever it is she was doing as her eyes focus solely on you
>”And what would those be?”

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>>30342485
>Time to lay it all down for Luna so you’re both on the same page
>With a loud snap of your fingers you hold up your pointer
“One, I know that you and my dad have some history.”
>You’re pretty sure that’s surprise on her face
>Not that you weren’t at first either
>You may not remember all the details of being a kid, but you’d have thought that if Luna and Celestia knew your dad that well you’d have some recollection of them
>But no, not a single memory of either of them
>Snapping once again you flash her the peace sign
“Two, he has some history with Shadowfright.”
>Her confusion gives way to what you’re pretty sure is anger
>You’re pretty sure it’s not aimed at you
>Hoping the snapping isn’t getting on her nerves you snap yet again holding up three fingers
“And third, you have history with both of them.”
>With a sigh Luna nods, somewhat somberly
“You’re right unfortunately, on all accounts.”
>It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out
>Hell, you were able to notice something was up
>Finally leaning back in her chair she assumes a more reserved posture
>”So while appreciate finding out what you do know, I can only wager a guess as to what you wanted to ask.”
>Looks like the two of you are on the same page after all
>You nod in agreeance before leaning forward over the desk
“Please Luna, I have to know.”
>Propping your face up with one fist you shoot her a finger gun with the other
“Just how well do you know my dad, and what the hell is going on here?”
>Resting her hands in her lap her gaze seems to drift further and further away as she stares into the aether
>”It's, a long story…”
.
.
.
I’m SO SORRY, I DID IT AGAIN! ON THE COUCH TOO! Hopefully the next one won’t be late…AGAIN! See you then!

>>30342493
Its cool m8, you're putting out updates, that's what matters. And this one happened faster too, so get some sleep man.

>>30342408
Ahhhhh so close, the dreaded table side to the knee. The bane of all fancy chair spin scenes.

>>30342460
>Then the thought that you don’t really mind that last detai—
Good, gooood.

>>30342485
> I have become painful aware of a slew of facts.”
painfully*

>>30342493
>“You’re right unfortunately, on all accounts.”
missed a greenline.

>>30342493
>”So while appreciate finding
while I*

>>30343531
>>30343552
>>30343562
>>30343567
make one post you fucknugget.

>>30343905
I did it slow so the thread didn't need to be bumped.

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>>30343938
there was 2 to 1 minute intervals on your posts.

>>30342493
This>>30342987
You're providing content quite regularly, which I cant say for the other writefags.
Not bashing on them, I just hope they don't completely die.

>>30343962
Calm you tits jack

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bump from 9

bump from 9 again

>>30310098
Are you the werewolf story guy or was that someone else?

>>30346371
That's me.

>>30346811
Alright, thanks.

Page 9

>The bell rang as you stood up from your seat and started sliding all your books and notes into your backpack.
>You slung your backpack over your shoulder before speed walking out of the room.
>"Anon!"
>You glance back at Sunset running to catch up to you.
>"You're supposed to meet with Rarity and Sunset after school remember?"
"Oh yeah. How could I forget."
>"You didn't forget you're just trying to avoid them"
>Sunset says as she sneers at you.
"Well shit, I already apologized what more do you want?"
>She grabs the sleeve of your jacket before dragging you down the hall.
>You heard snickering and chuckling as the whole school witnessed the School Delinquent getting dragged down the hall like a dog.
>You go outside with her as you see Rarity and Applejack at the statue.
"Where's everyone else?"
>Pinkie Pie is at a club meeting, Fluttershy is at the animal shelter and Rainbow Dash has soccer practice.
>"Glad you can make it Anon."
>Rarity smirks at you as Applejack stared at you.

>>30348930
So what's going on here? Just a random bit of a prompt, or a random bit of story?
Or did you post in the wrong thread?

>>30349241
I think the guy did a bit of all three, its barely legible too. Must have been someone that didn't get enough sleep or something.

>>30349888
Cheesy poof best poof.

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>>30351879

>>30352516
WRITE FAGGOT!

>>30352516
Stop tripfagging if you aren't going to write.

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>>30349888
Adagio a cutie

>>30355290
....why the lizard hotdog?

any stories where sunset tries to befriend anon, but he still holds grudges about her taking his lunch money and stuffing him in lockers so he tells her to fornicate with a rusty pipe?

maybe something like scianon's story, but not dead as fuck as him

>>30356283
Sadly no, between him and Sperg there aren't any others.

>>30356294
I meant Sea urchin>>30356283

>>30356304
how about one where anon was top bully before sunset came along and now that shes pacified, he emerges even more threatning than before but the girls try to set him straight

>>30356329
I think that might have been another thread, but it is familiar, think that guy is dead too. Sorry man.

>>30356353
this general sucks ass then

>>30356444
Well what you are looking for wasn't the point here so, sorry?

>>30358533

Got a job bump from 8

>>30360931

So is juniper with the mane 7 now or what?

>>30363397
Who?

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>>30363403
This cutie from the EqG specials

>>30362609
We really need a story of a lower middle class anon going to Crystal Prep and being too intimidated to talk to all the rich people around him

>>30363523
Never seen her, what EqG specials? Shes a cute by the way.
>>30363534
Yes, yes we do. But seeing as we have super powers or some kind of theme like that for our stories here, why not think of something else to go with it besides being poor. Might get more attention to it that way.

>>30363648
Hasbro released three episode length shorts set in the EqG world, in chronological order they're called dance magic, movie magic, and mirror magic.

Pretty sure they're on dailymotion if you have an hour to kill.

>>30363648
>>30363674
Here

Dance Magic
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5q23l5

Movie Magic
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5q204g_my-little-pony-equestria-girls-movie-magic-english_tv

Mirror Magic
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5q22v5_my-little-pony-equestria-girls-mirror-magic-english_tv

So are Applejacks parents dead in EqG too?

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>>30363897
I hope not

>>30363897
"Oh yeah, that's right, AJ doesn't have a dad because he splatter his brains, all over the wall..."
>"Don't go there green boy!"
"Her daddy splattered his brains all over the wall..."
"Her daddy splattered his brains all over the wall."
""Her daddy splattered his brains all over the wall!"
"HER DADDY SPLATTERED HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALL!"
"HER DADDY SPLATTERED HIS BRAINS "ALL OVER THE WALL!"
"ALL OVER THE WALL!"
"ALL OVER THE WALL!"

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>>30363897
>>30363965

>"Hey Applejack, you play guitar?"
>"Yup. Ma' momma taught me. Whenever I play, it makes me feel closer to her."

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>>30363993
>-CANTERLOT NEWS-

>"The body of the student, Anon Y. Goldberg, was found in his apartment with red marks around his neck and an apple in his mouth. There's no witnesses. More at six."

bump
(got an idea I've been knocking around but I'm tired as shit, so it'll have to wait)

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>>30363534
Ooh, sounds fun. Let me chew on this idea.
After I finish this green.
Or let it die off forever.
Idk yet.

Anyyyyyyyyyyyy way, what is up, my dudes? I am dead from a thing I did over the weekend that probably should've killed me in several different ways like last year, butttttttttt I can say that I am now back.
At least for a more... Regular? Dependable? Something-
Anyway, posting time.

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>Be Anon.
>Be tired Anon.
>Be VERY tired Anon.
>Somehow, before you realized it, STF had already made it's way here- specifically, only 3 days away from opening its gates.
>More amazing was that your DJ set was all ready to go.
>Now, the only thing left was to make it there safely...
>However, you can't help but shiver as you recall a few days ago as you were approached by Lyra a few days ago.
>In the middle of your panic, she casually pulled out your missing USB with all your progress.
>And in your... 'Excitable' state, you had to say those magic words.
"HOW COULD I EVER REPAY YOU?"
>And oh, did she have an idea.
>Somehow, you'd have to convince Tavi, Vinyl, and/or Neon to help you help her and 3 of her friends backstage to meet the djs personally.
>Bon Bon HAD to be one of them. The two of them were always together. Honestly, the entire school thought they were a thing. Maybe the two of them just didn't realize it themselves?
>Couldn't be. No one could ever be THAT dense.
>But who could the other two be?
>A certain face popped into your head, making you fear for your life a bit.
"Nah... There's no way she could be one of them... I-I mean, they probably don't even like each other... Ha... Ahaha..."
>Either or, it wasn't important.
>What WAS important, though, was to finish packing and getting ready for the music festival.
>Neon had said that his tour bus was going to swing by soon to pick you up since all performers had to finish working out their sound and visuals beforehand.
>Honestly, it was all a bit much for you to take in. All you knew about music festivals was going in, tripping/rolling hard, melting faces, and not dying.
>However, it was way too late to back out now. All you could do was go for it and hope for the best.
"Ughh... Forget it. I still have a lot more to do to get ready. The things I get into for Neon... Huh. Why DO I put myself through all this?"

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>Shaking your head from side to side, you let out a small groan.
>Just like backing out, you felt as though it was a little too late to be asking yourself why you do all this for him.
>However, your thoughts are sooner interrupted by an obnoxiously loud horn outside your house followed by an even more obnoxious voice,
>"HEEEYYYYYYY BUDDY. YOU READY YET?! C'MON, LET'S GO!"
>....How did you even know where you live?

>Be Flitter.
>Be a sneezing Flitter.
>You wrinkle your nose in discomfort.
>There was a saying you had heard that went along the lines of, 'when you sneeze it usually means that something is thinking or talking negatively about you.'
>However, who could ever hate you? You were cute, smart, funny, athletic- basically, the entire package.
>If only Neon would notice.
>But Vinyl was the only one in his sights.
>And... SOMEHOW, your sister.
>It had taken almost a week, but the confusion between Neon and her... 'Encounter' was finally smoothed over.
>Also, she had mentioned that as long as Neon had the chance to meet you face to face, there was a chance you could win him over.
>Psh, as if it could be that easy.
>........................
>Well, you ARE cute.
>Maybe there was worth in her words?
>The only problem would be getting to meet him face to face.
>How the HELL could you ever get that chance?
>With a sigh, you push yourself away from your computer and flop backwards into your bed.
>Draping an arm over your eyes, you murmur to yourself,
"What am I even going to wear for STF? What would I wear if I do get to meet Neon?"
>Your thoughts swirl around as your envision the multitudes of different outfits you could wear.
>Taking into account what most music festival attendees wear, a slight blush creeps onto your face.
>It was so... So.. DARING. Prancing around with almost nothing on besides some sparkly string and kandi accessories... How lewd!
>But you had to admit that those girls knew how to shake their.... Well, EVERYTHING.

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>A small noise of irritation escapes your throat.
>You grope your breasts and grumble to yourself.
"How did Cloud get that big... It's unfair. Well, it's fine. I'm super perky at least...! She'll probably start sagging soon...!"
>Your words hang in the air, failing to actually cheer you up.
>With a growl, you turn over, clutching onto a stuffed teddy bear and suffocating him in your modest cleavage.

>Be Octavia.
>Be a somewhat flustered Octavia.
>You and Vinyl Scratch had agreed to meet up a bit a go to discuss outfits and such for the music festival and things were far from... Harmonious.
>"Tavi, just go in THAT!"
"How, DARE you, Vinyl?! What kind of... of performer do you take me for?! I refuse to go dressed in such... such INDECENT and IMPROPER 'clothes!' Good heavens, I very much doubt they can even be called such! It's a glorified, barely cohesive mass of strings and glitter!"
>"Octavia, look, it's nnot that bad! I promise that NO one would even judge you for that-"
"SPEAKING OF. Once I audition for the National Equestrian Orchestria as First String- let ALONE when I make my solo debut- WHAT WOULD MY AGENCY and FANS think seeing me in such a get up?!"
>Vinyl sighs as she waves her hand in a dismissive manner.
>"Tavi, listen! I absolutely CAN NOT wear a formal suit during your recital. Trust me. You'll pass out from the sheer heat exhaustion before you even get a chance to play!"
"Vinyl, I appreciate your advice, but I am fairly certain that if I can handle the stares of hundreds- if not thousands- of eyes on my in my suit under the blazing spotlights, I can handle playing a few pieces outside."
>"Octavia, PLEASE listen to me. I'm not doubting that you could, but you've never had to handle something on this scale and in this kinda of situation! You'll have at least tens of thousands of eyes on you and playing outside without any air conditioning or shade will throw you off! I'm begging you here, Tavi!"

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>>30364984
>You look at your electric blue haired friend gazing at you with such a fervor that you momentarily lose your words.
>That 'oh-so-cool' and always mellow and in control of her emotions Vinyl Scratch was pleading with water eyes.
>On YOUR behalf.
>Clenching your teeth, you sigh softly in defeat as you cross your arms and avert your gaze.
"Fine, Vinyl. You... you win. But! I refuse to wear anything like those.... Those HARLOTS from the videos that Neon showed me!"
>Vinyl blinks and stares at you, seemingly lost. Her deep maroon eyes seem to stare through you, making you shiver a bit.
>"Tavi, what are you talking about?"
"What do you mean, 'what am I talking about?' I'm talking about those skimpy, barely clothes vixens swaying around in the crowd."
>Vinyl stares at you a bit more with a blank look in her eye.
>She suddenly lets out a noise of understanding as she lightly smacks her fist into her hand.
>"Tavi, those are just the people in the crowd," she began to explain.
>After a bit of time, she clears up the your convoluted train of thought.
>Your face flushes red with indignation at your previous thoughts and your somewhat indifferent/passive aggressive stance towards Neon turns to absolute loathing.

Cool. Done with that. Welp, fucking off for now. Peace out, senpai

>>30363534
>Anon accidentally bought uniform pants that were just a few inches too small that reveal more of his socks than he would like when he sits down
>One of the crystal prep girls notices and nudges the others who all surround him
>"Hey anon, we couldn't help but notice something"
"W-what?"
>"Your socks, they don't look designer."
>Anon begins to panic quickly standing up so his pant legs cover them again
>Before he can walk away one of the girls grabs a fistful of fabric and pulls up
>"Anon, are those... Supermarket brand socks?"
"N-no, they're..."
>"Holy shit, anon's a peasant!"
>All the girls laugh anon out of the cafeteria, some laughing so hard they cry, blowing into their $300 Gucci brand Egyptian cotton handkerchief

Severely paranoid schizophrenic anon green when?

>>30364957
Welcome back EDM

>>30364957
>However, you can't help but shiver as you recall a few days ago as you were approached by Lyra a few days ago.
redundant "a few days ago", getting rid of one of them fixes the sentence.

>>30364977
>....How did you even know where you live?
What?
>"Octavia, look, it's nnot that bad! I promise that NO one would even judge you for that-"
not*
>"Tavi, listen! I absolutely CAN NOT wear a formal suit during your recital. Trust me. You'll pass out from the sheer heat exhaustion before you even get a chance to play!"
What, how does Vinyl wearing a formal suit give Octi heat exhaustion?
>>30364990
Love that Octi pic.

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>>30364957
Nice to see you again fag

>>30367024

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>>30365041
delet this

page 10

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>>30369835
>Trixie will never bully you

"Hey girls, ever wonder why Anon is always alone?"
>"Who?"
>"Huh?"
>"What?"
>"Are you referring to the new guy that never talks to anyone and always sits by himself?"
>"Oh yeah, I know that dude, he's in my math class. He sits in the back and is always fiddling with that PDA or whatever of his."
>You look at each of the girls.
"No one's ever talk to him?"
>"He's pretty quiet. Polite, though, he held the door for me yesterday."
>"Yeah, it's like he's trying to avoid bother anyone."
>You mull that over while resting your chin on your hand. You glance across the courtyard to the table Anon is at.
>He has a square, black object in his hands that he seems fixated on.
>A smile creeps up your lips.
"I'm going to go talk to him."
>The others eye you skepticly.
>"Why?"
"Why not?"
>Some open their mouth to say something but pause. They look at each other and shrug.
>"Want us to come with you, Sunny?"
"I'm pretty sure he doesn't bite. I'll catch up with you guys later."
>You get up and make your way over to the table Anon is sitting.
>As you get closer, you here him grumbling to himself.
>"Come on, you piece of junk."
>He frantically presses various buttons on the device.
>You clear your throat.
"Hi! You're Anon, right?"
>He flinches and nearly drops the device.
>Turning to you, he gives you a nervous smile.
>"Hey. Uh, can I help you?"
"Hm? Oh, no, I just wanted to talk a bit. I don't think we've spoken before."
>"Nah, I only transferred here a few months back."
"I see..."
>You realize you haven't given any thought on what to talk about and were starting to feel awkward.
>Your attention wanders to the thing in his hands, eyeing it curiously.
"Is that a pager?"
>"This? Yeah, I found it in storage a while back. Still, uh, figuring it out."
"Oookay..."
>Why is he interested in an old pager?
"Anyway! I couldn't help but notice you're always by yourself all the time."

>>30370845
Carry on

>He frowns a bit.
>"Is that a bad thing?"
"Well, not necessarily. You're new, so I understand having some trouble getting to know other students. Doubly so, given our....environment."
>You both look around at passing student walking around with their noses in the are.
>"Heh, yeah."
"That said, if you'd like to hang out, or even just talk with someone, I'm sure me and my friends could-"
>"I appreciate the sentiment, Sunny Flare, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline."
"How did you-"
>"We're in the same Chemistry class."
"Oh..."
>"I'm afraid I currently don't have time for socializing. I have certain...obligations after class."
"I see. That's too bad."
>You look down in disappointment. He coughs and averts his eyes from you.
>"Yes, it, uh, is. I'd be glad to talk with you some more during lunch and such though."
>You perk up.
"Really?!"
>"Er, yeah, so long as have time."
>A shrill beeping suddenly fills your ears, making you wince.
>Anon is suddenly staring at his pager intently.
"Some of your obligations?"
>His expression softens.
>"Yes. Sorry, I have to go."
>He hurriedly rises and collects his things.
"Okay. Well...it was nice talking to you."
>He hesitates a moment while looping on a strap of his book bag.
>"Yeah...it was. Goodbye."
>With that he dashes off, exiting the courtyard.
>What does a highschooler have to rush to with that kind of urgency?
>"How'd it go?"
>You barely contain a shriek as you jump back.
"Sugarcoat! Don't sneak up on me like that!"
>"Sorry. Habit."
>The other girls have joined you.
>"So?" Lemon Zest asks giddily. "What's he like?"
>They all stare at you in anticipation. You step back while trying to compose yourself.
"Hard to say, really. He seemed alright, I guess. Couldn't really get anything out of him. I think he might have a part time job?"
>"How do you figure?" Indigo Zap asks.
"He had a pager with him, he seemed like he had somewhere to be when it went off."
>"A pager? Seriously?" Sour Sweet chimes in. "People still use those?"

>Sugarcoat adjusted her glasses. "They can be quite economical for minimalistic messaging."
>You look back the way Anon had gone. Not to the main building, but towards the rear exit.
"Should we ask him about it?"
>"Nah." Indigo says with a wave of her hand. "No need to stick our nose in his business. It's probably nothing."
---
"Damnit, which way is it headed?"
>You run through yet another alleyway, with only the vaguest direction with a fluctuation blip.
>You've since stuffed your uniform in your bag, wearing a plain t-shirt.
>As you exit the alley, you see it in the distance.
>A glittering wisp flying through the air.
>Your target clearly visible, you sprint strait down the sidewalk.
"Ha! Not this time you little..."
>The wisp starts to descend. You notice a woman walking her dog coming around the corner.
>The wisp loops in the air before diving toward the dog, disappearing into its collar.
"Shit."
>The collar glows with multicolored light. The woman finally takes notice and gasps.
>The dog lurches uncomfortably with a groan.
>It's form begins to warp, growing drastically in size.
>Its owner screams and flees the scene. At least you don't have to worry about onlookers.
>The dog is now the size of a motorcycle, navy blue metallic scales covering it's now angular body. Silvery sabre like fangs protrude from its mouth, its eyes glowing a sinister red.
>You sigh.
"Can't ever be easy."
>With practiced precision, you hit a sequence of buttons on you pager. It beeps in a mechanical voice.
[Ready.]
>You bring it up to you lips.
"Henshin."

To be continued! Dud dun duuuun.

sorry for the abrupt end, I can't really focus right now.

>>30370845
Link
>>30371046
Your
>>30371213
Posts
>>30371226
Mate.

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>>30371046
>Sunny Flare
Nice.

>>30371291
Is it really necessary when all the posts are right beside each other? You're not going to start reading the third post after the first and wonder "wait, why does it seem like I skipped a part? It couldn't possibly be because I was supposed to read the second post first right?"

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>>30371213
>>30371226
I'll be waiting m8.

Also:
>CPA girls

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>>30371470
She pretty much a blank slate. It lets me have fun with her.

Seriously, she had twice as many lines in the special as she did in the movie and STILL didn't establish any kind of personality. I like her design, but fuck, they even took away her analogue to Rarity.

Page 9 bump

>>30371836
To be fair it's hard to portray a character as fashionable when she wears the same uniform as everyone else on her side.

>>30304298
I want to see something with Twilight's brother or Flash being Anon's friend.

>>30371501
Yes, link the damn posts, or be ignored. There are high standards here for writefags, that being one of them.

>>30370845
>"Yeah, it's like he's trying to avoid bother anyone."
bothering*
>You both look around at passing student walking around with their noses in the are.
in the air*
>"Er, yeah, so long as have time."
as I*
>>30371213
Oh shit, I think I remember the guy bringing this idea up. Looking forward to more...just one thing. >>30371836
Link your posts together.

>>30372897
I wanna see Normal Norman befriending Anon and getting into wacky hijinks together.

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>>30373118
>>30373130

This. Link the posts or people wont bother with reading it. It makes things neater, easier to read and differentiate between different stories, and it's good etiquette. The amount of times I've caught up in a story only for it to jump in a weird direction because of lack of links is annoying. If anyone's like me, they just read straight through, clicking on the links to the next post unless right underneath, trust me just do it. Don't fight it Marty or I'll fuck up your timeline, and your mother

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>>30342493
>You get the feeling that most everything that has to do with the past is
>Still…
“Well it’s a good thing that my guardian was able to call the vice principal and explain why I couldn’t attend class today huh?”
>Luna seems to pause at your words before closing her eyes and shaking her head slowly with what looks like the telltale signs of a smirk beginning to form
>”It won’t take nearly that long, but I may be willing to let you off the hook on one condition.”
>Well hot damn, didn’t think she’d actually just let you take the day off like that
>Though you already don’t like the, one condition part
>Scratching your chin you try to look like you won’t just take the condition regardless of what it is
>Cause you really want to know what’s up with your father to the point that it’d be pretty hard to sway you from pursuing any lead you can
>There’s only a few things you could think of that’d make you stop and consider not doing it
“A condition huh, and what might that be?”
>Balling a hand into a fist atop the desk her face hardens
>”You let me help you defeat the nightmares he put in you.”
>Oh, well that’s not so b—
>”By entering into your dreams with you to help put you eradicate the magic affecting you.”
>And that became a bad idea in less than 5 seconds
“Wait, like you’ll actually be IN my dream?”
>She nods as her eyes gravitate toward your pin
>”While my skills have gone unused as of late, I was quite the expert in dream walking once upon a time, and since I have prior experience with…”
>Ok, it kinda makes sense when put that way
>She’s beaten Shadowfright’s magic before, and apparently she’s a dreamwalker or whatever
>You should be a-okay with this
>But you are definitely NOT!

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>>30373872
>There’s a very small list of things that would make you pause even when it comes to learning about everything that’s happening
>Nestled between time travel and kill someone on the list is have someone in your head
>While you know that it seems to be becoming somewhat of a status symbol to actually get into your noggin, you really don’t want to add Luna to the list of people who’ve peered into your mind
>Though on the flipside you will admit, getting to actually sleep is important, and it is Luna you’re talking about
>She’s not only your guardian now, but she’s also supposedly gone through whatever nightmare stuff you’re going through right now
>So even though you really don’t like the thought that someone will have access to the deep recesses of your mind, you’re pretty sure she isn’t going to use any knowledge gained from her trip to your dreams to hurt you or anything
>And there’s always the fact that you get to skip another day of school
>You really don’t feel like going to class right now
>Luna, probably noticing your hesitation, tries to reassure you by firmly giving your hand a squeeze
>”I know that to let one into your dreams is not something to be taken lightly…”
>Well that’s a given
>You’re not sure what a dream walker can do, but you’re not going to rule out being able to scour your mind as they please as something
>Though there is always the possibility that she's like a dream warrior, which is to say completely powerless
>”Which is why I swear to you that no matter what, I will speak nary a word of what I witness to anyone.”
>Damn, Luna doesn’t fool around
>She skipped right over promise and straight to swearing
>Way to put the spotlight on you huh?
>Though even with her swearing, you just don’t know how to feel about it…

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>>30373877
>Interrupting your internal conflict Luna while hunched over speaks in a hushed whisper conspiratorially through a cupped hand
>”If it will help sway you, I would also be willing to purchase food for the both of us after all is said and done.”
>Well shit
>You throw your hands up in surrender to her negotiation prowess
>Here you were trying to figure out if you wanted to willingly let her into your head and she goes and offers you food in exchange for touring your head
>10/10 would deal with again
>You weren’t sure about it before, but now, no contest
“Jesus Christ, you really know when to hold’em and fold ‘em.”
>With almost child-like hope present on her face she smiles
>”So is that a yes?”
>God you feel like a jackass for overthinking this
>One of the women who more than likely already knows what’s happened to you and still decided to keep supporting your sorry ass is asking for you to LET them HELP you, and you still don’t trust em
>Maybe instead of being paranoid you should at least give her a chance and just trust her?
>It’s not like she’s your mom or anything
>Guess that’s probably a good thing in this case…
>Blinking you bring your mind back to the present and make eye contact with Luna once more
“Yes, yes it is.”
>With a small nod you can see her visibly relax like an unseen weight was lifted off her shoulders as she lightly grasps your hand
>”You truly are remarkable…”
>Huh?
>She elaborates with what sounds like a hint of regret in her voice
>”It took me much more time, and many more sleepless nights before I finally allowed someone to help me.”
>And there she goes reminiscing about something that you don’t know

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>>30373883
>Hey if Luna said she’d tell you about your dad and Sahdowfright maybe this would be a good time?
>Or wait, would that be crass of you?
>Maybe you should just ask for an abridged version of the past and you can have her elaborate on certain stuff sometime or something?
>Man, retelling entire chunks of the past has never been your strong suit
>Fuck it, just ask her how she wants to do it
>Clearing your throat you get Luna’s attention away from her trip down memory lane
“Well anyways, before we start on our inception dream happenings, could you give me the brass tacks of you and my da—“
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSP_n_BIe0w
>You blink as the codex ringtone sounds off from your pocket interrupting your question
>Shit, who the hell could be texting you?
>”Phone call?”
>You shake your head as you fish the now silent gadget from your pocket
“Text actually.”
>Swiping it open you check who it is
>Dash?
>Tapping the message you get
>Hey dude, r u dead or sumthing???
“Oh, shit.”
>You forgot to tell Dash you’d be checking in with Luna
>Or wait, no you just didn’t think you’d be gone for so long
>”Problems?”
>Blinking your eyes flick from the screen to Luna who looks on curiously at your phone
>Smiling sheepishly you shake your head before quickly typing up a response to Dash
“No, I just forgot to mention that I’d be dropping in here to the others.”
>Making sure the phone is now on vibrate you send your hastily typed message
>Clearing your throat in the least awkward way you can you stuff the cell phone back into your pocket
“Anyways, getting back on track, you were going to start?”
>Letting out a little hum her gaze drifts to the desk
>”What did you want me to tell you about first?”
>Easy
“How well did you know my dad?”

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>>30373887
>An easy question to answer
“Out of all the people I’ve met over the years, I don’t think I can say I’ve connected nearly as much as I have with him.”
>Anon seems at a loss for words due to your somewhat zealous statement
>Though you can’t quite find it in you to retract what you’ve said
>Instead you continue
“After our parents met with an untimely end we had to move here to live with our uncle Kibitz.”
>You suppose you’re lucky that Kibitz was willing to house two teenage girls that weren’t even his own
>Then again, it’s not as though you don’t already know just how far he’s willing to go for you two
>Getting away from thoughts of your uncle you resume
“It was then when sister and I first transferred to CHS did we met your father, Iggy was our tour guide.”
>You can still remember walking through the unfinished halls behind both your sister and him as you were informed of the facilities soon to come
>Even then he was positively enthralled with technology
>It brings a smile to your face as you think about his impassioned speech on how fundamentally life-changing the computer lab would be
>Perhaps it was then that the first kernel was planted inside you…
>Blinking your memory vanishes revealing Anon patiently waiting for you to continue
>Coughing into your fist you get back on track
“Sister, Iggy, Will and I became quick friends, due to all of us seemingly sharing the trait of being, less than popular.”
>It’s surprising just how different the school is now that you think back on it
>It seems that almost everyone gets along
>Certainly not like it was when you went here
>Anon interjects as your thoughts retread old ground
>”Will?”

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>>30373895
>Oh yes, Anon wouldn’t know about Will would he?
>Nodding you can’t help but smile as the thought of meek Will of the past creeps into your head
“Yes, Iron Will, you met him a few days ago I believe.”
>Cocking an eyebrow Anon purses his lips
>”The only people I’ve met recently are ones I’ve gotten into magical powered fistfights with.”
>Really?
>You were under the assumption that Anon had only fought with Will and Shadowfright’s minions
>You’ll definitely need to be filled in later
>For now, you’ll have the pleasure of explaining that…
“Well, he is someone you got into a fistfight with…”
>Holding his pointer up he looks like he’s going to say something before balling it up into a fist and pressing it against his lower lip
>”Well fug, he wasn’t the costumed guy who stopped me from raging against the machine was he?”
>Clasping your hands together you do your best to not look at him as you sit there in silence
>He, doesn’t take it well
>”Well double fug.”
>Waving off his concern you smile
“Worry not Anon, from what I hear Will found it to be quite an, enlightening spar.”
>Smiling wryly he scratches the back of his head
>”I guess someone who dresses up in spandex and has a literal alter ego would think that way huh?”
>You giggle a little at his observation
>He doesn’t even know the half of it
>Deciding to stop your tangent you regale him with more about the past
“It was after a few months at CHS that strange things started happening.”
>The wry smile disappears from his face as he focuses in no doubt conjuring images of what you could mean in his head
“We didn’t know it at the time, but every small incident was all due to the portal located underneath the Wondercolt statue.”

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>>30373901
>But how could you have?
“A series of cases started to pop up all over the school including, mass missing items, seemingly random items showing up out of thin air, and even a few cases of special dislocation.”
>You still feel bad for poor Trouble Shoes
>Who would’ve guessed that he actually had no idea why he was suddenly in the girls locker room naked?
“Anyway, your father and sister thought it would be a good idea to start investigating all the odd phenomenon that was plaguing the school.”
>Furrowing his brow Anon bites his thumb
>”So you guys just up and decided to Scooby doo it one day after a bunch of weird stuff started to go down?”
>Well, essentially
>You nod with a nostalgic smile tugging at your lips
“We tried to get to the bottom of all of it, only to learn about the existence of magic.”
>Though even learning that was quite the hurdle
>You remember how hard it was to actually produce the same result twice with the first magic infused item you found behind the school
>Though you can’t forget the excitement on everyone’s faces when you were able to
“It was when we figured out that magic was causing most if not all of the problems did we decide to name our little group of magical investigators.”
>A name that you’d all use down the road as well, and a name that now…
>”What was it?”
>You let out a small sigh of nostalgia as you make a rectangle with your fingers just like Iggy did all those years ago
“We were the Supernatural Investigation Squad, SIS for short.”
>Anon’s posture goes from relaxed to incredibly rigid almost instantly
>That’s certainly not what you expected
>”Did, you just say SIS?”
>You nod somewhat quizzically
“Yes, have you heard of us by chance?”
>Perhaps the reputation your group built still exists amongst the magical shadows of Canterlot?

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>>30373910
>Though you wonder where Anon would have heard it from
>”Yea, I heard it from Chrissy…”
>Leaning forward over the desk a bit looking somewhat more serious he balls a hand into a fist and covers it with his other hand before bringing it before his pursed lips
>You don’t know who Chrissy is, but you’re sure she must be no good if Anon’s reaction is anything to gauge it with
“Chrissy?”
>His eyes flick from his thousand yard stare to you before darting to the desk
>”I had the unfortunate luck of meeting her a few days ago at the mall and then later in the night…”
>Your eyebrows furrow slightly at his wording
>What does he mean by later in the night?
>You can’t help notice that he seems to be at a loss for words as he opens and closes his mouth a few times as if he can’t decide what to say
>”She’s kinda, well she uhhh, wow how to put this…”
>The way he seems reluctant to speak about her is not filling you with confidence
>Clapping his hands together in front of his face he breathes in
>”Ok yea, she’s actually a changeling queen and I may have attracted her attention and then got shot before getting better and pretty much kidnapping one of her young but the little buggo seems to like me so please don’t bite my head off.”
>He
>What he just said
>You seem to be having trouble processing all of what he said
>After all, he said it so fast
“Could you repeat that, I believe that I misheard yo—“
>”You didn’t.”
>Blinking seems to be the only thing you can do before a single word flows from your mouth
“WHAT!?”
.
.
.
And that’s it for today! Hope you liked it and hope to see you again real soon. That is if the new steam sale doesn’t eat my life with all the new games I’ve bought…
>>30364990
Also it's good to see that you aren't dead yet
>>30371213
>"Henshin."
HYPE THRUSTERS HAVE ACHIEVED LIFT OFF

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>>30373916
do you become sad when the thread reach page 9 before someone reply to you?

>>30374651
do you become sad when thread reach page 8 then someone reply to you

>>30373916
Sorry, got to go to work in a bit, will read when I get home.

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>>30375300
Fuck

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>>30373895
>“Out of all the people I’ve met over the years, I don’t think I can say I’ve connected nearly as much as I have with him.”
That's cute.

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>>30373916
>hfw

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>>30373916
Thanks for the update senpai. I really like how you're writing Luna. Keep it up.

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>>30377401
>>30378901
At least post a pic fag.

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tasty luna

Bamp

>>30380504

>>30381141

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>>30380504
>>30381141
>>30381913
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>30373872
>You get the feeling that most everything that has to do with the past is
is?
>”By entering into your dreams with you to help put you eradicate the magic affecting you.”
why is put* in the sentence here?
>>30373883
Luna is top cute negotiator.
>>30373910
>few cases of special dislocation.”
special*
>>30373916
Oh...you fucked Anon, RIP.

>>30383566

>Anon always sits alone and is incredibly shy
>However he is also tall, buff, dark, and handsome
>Absolutely fantastic at sports, could easily be captain of every team in the school
>Sunset and friends cannot figure out why he's so shy
>Try talking to him, he also turns out to have a deep, booming voice, and his suit is wonderfully pressed
>They eventually get him to open up a bit
>His confidence starts to rise
>Flash Sentry comes back to school after healing from a soccer injury
>Sees anon and starts to absolutely freak out
>Anon goes into full shy mode again
>"Flash, what the hell? What's your problem with anon?"
>"HE'S A BEAR!"
>Everyone looks back at anon and realize for the first time in weeks that he is indeed a bear
>Like, not even a bear in a costume, just a bear and no one ever noticed

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>>30384307
lost

>>30384307
Alright you got me, I didn't see that coming at all.

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>>30384307

>>30384307
Oh you motherfucker, I come back to keks, you owe me some health costs.

goodnight thread

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>>30384307

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>>30384307

They don't want to fuck you.

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>>30386718
Ah, such good inspiration.

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>>30386718
>Sir Bearington
Heh.

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Remember to boob your dragon, and stay away from 8

>>30389255
boop*

>>30390247

>>30389255
boop check

>>30389255
>Anon is a wizard
>Makes realistic D&D campaigns for people in the school that are also wizards
>Makes magic game pieces that move and talk.
>Its takes a lot of energy to make a game for people though, so he doesn't socialize much, ends up eating alone so he can recoup
>Then Sunset and friends get involved.

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>>30393849

>>30392439
CAST FIST

>>30394652
Wat ho fellow muscle wizard?

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>>30394652
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

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>>30398227
>Anons mother is a hardened war veteran who had the best intentions, but her constantly acting like more of a commanding officer than a mother to anon made him horribly anti-social
>Hell of a shot though

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>>30398227
I have the same pic
Neat.

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>>30398240
>[IT AIN'T ME] INTENSIFIES

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>>30398240
funny enough, Child soldier Anon was the first story idea I had. I decided against it, since I realized I wouldn't be able to do anything beyond Fullmetal Panick.

>>30399017
You could go the full PTSD route instead of "well trained edgelord" route.
The bell makes him dive under a desk and the presence of any Asians makes him start breathing heavy and checking the treelines, even a flashback of him grabbing one of the other students and "hip firing" him towards some random direction while screaming "you think you so bad nigga!? I got something fo yo ass!" Then when Sunset tries to calm him down he just keeps telling her to "get the roach"

>>30399017
Do it anyways then, this is the thread for it.
>>30399065
>Well trained high functioning autist
ftfy, the dumb edgelord stuff only kicked in second season.
>>30399065
Eh, maybe not? That would require him to see actual combat, and the only way that happens if he is born in the middle of the war with his parents fucking in their bunks, then being raised there.

>>30399129
Well he's not really a child soldier if he isn't just from some really shitty war torn country and was force to take up arms as a child, he's just some autistic milsimfag kid.

>>30399144
>Calling a good ol boy and galls kid a muslimfag kid
Shame on you, shame. BOO THIS MAN!

>>30399162
I said milsimfag, not muslimfag

Milsim = military simulation
Basically faggots who take airsoft waaay too seriously.

>>30399171
Ah, never mind then
>>30399162
ignore me here folk, I misread.
>>30399171
But that still doesn't really sound right, at that point would he really be a milsimfag, he saw actual combat, and he might not even be autistic, just really naïve when it comes to not killing sandniggers or filling sandbags.

>>30399195
Sure but you previously implied that he didn't see any combat.

Also, why do your format your replies so bizarrely?

>>30399203
Tired and just got off work, bite me.

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>>30394652
Cast magic missile

>>30399662
>/k/ discovered the mystical arts