Straight Guys for Gay Eyes Edition
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Tell me how much stuff you would do to my boypussy if we met, horny anons
>Straight Guys for Gay Eyes Edition.
what did he mean by this?
It really sucks that you are not allowed to talk about stallions anywhere else nowadays just because of that one autist who will REEEEE like a /b/tard every single time you talk about more than one male existing in the universe.
Look, look with your gay eyes.
Macintosh and shining is bestest gayhorses~
>>30303205
that depends....are you a horse?
>>30303247Pretend I am, don't be a faggot.
>>30303254
>"dont be a faggot"
>in a gay horse thread
Top kek
More necessary ShiningMac
>>30303313
>>30303347
This here is a good quality comic~
>>30303215
Gay eyes looking at "straight" guys.
But we all know Shining and Mac have regular, clandestine meetings to the Apple family's barn.
We lost Big Mac anons, it is time to let him go.
>>30303452
classic Braeburned's always worth a revisit, desu
>Equstria is a traditional society that has families of a single male with one or more female mates
>As per Celestia's decree, all young colts who show homosexual behavior are gelded and raised as mares
>All Stallions who show interest in the same sex are locked up for life
Give me two good reasons why Equstria wouldn't be like this
>>30303662
because you are just a butthurt /pol/ faggot that wants free replies and to get people raging steamy mad, that's why.
>>30303313
>>30303734
There is no reason to be angry, I'm just saying that since Equestria is based on medieval times, it's society would be less accepting of homosexuality
Also, it's ruled by two princess that are over a thousand years old, so they probably view sexual deviancy in a negative light
>>30303874
>there is no reason to be angry
>proving my point
Just go, seriously.
pls recommend me gud anon x stallion green, i dont come around here enough 2 no writefags
>>30303901
Rude
>>30303874
>ancient Greece style guards
>renaissance style fashion
>western towns
>17-1800 style villages
>modern technology
>modernized cities
>"based on Medieval times"
>>30303946
Do you know what is like to forever live in fear that you relatives know you like to suck dick? no? then go away.
>>30303986
Make a green about living in fear that people know you suck dick.
>>30304277
Just leave.
I got enough problems to give a fuck about your trolling attempts.
>>30303986
No, none of us could possibly know that feel. I'm quite sure that you're the only one......
>>30304295
>tfw different anon that actually wants green of your spooky gay life
>>30304470
Eh I am uncomfortable telling, sorry.
>>30304525
I don't care how you feel, tell me faggot.
>>30303986
this guy>>30304277 isn't me
I may not understand your situation but everybody has their own fears anon
And we all are going to face them one day
>>30303963
you're correct but I what I meant is they have kings and princess
>>30304586
There are still kings and queens today. Does this mean we are still in the medieval age?
>>30304525
Buddy, you're posting on an obscure corner of a Mongolian sheep-herding forum under complete anonymity. If ever there was a place to share what's bothering you, it's here
>>30304529
don't be a dick
>>30304743
Well I'll just say a part of my family lives in one of those old towns where people still steal women and they also kill with machete the homosexuals.
So yeah.
>>30304743
sry
>>30304783
>they also kill with machete the homosexuals.
>>30304783
That sounds pretty rough, desu. Are you old enough to where you can leave/live on your own? Do you plan on attending university?
I've been directed here after saying there should be more guy centered episodes.
What do?
>>30304952
Slide an oversized horse dildo into your anus and creepily fantasize about romantic encounters with animated ponies.
>>30304967
Can confirm, this is excellent advice
I'm not that gay or autistic.
I'm getting a fleshlight instead
>>30304934
Yeah I have my own house inherited from my father and I got things under control.
I just have to hide the power level forever I guess.
>>30305234
You could always sell it (assuming you own it) and leave, or just leave on your own accord. Being lonely and miserable forever is no way to live.what country are you in?
>>30305234
I thought that said horse for a second
>>30305308
Oh I don't live close to those relatives and that town.
But still, fuck taking any risks.
I am going to die virgin completely.
It is the only way.
>>30303927
pls, i want gud anon x stallion and i know this is the place for advice. i dont even care if its not lewd, I just want cute anon and ponyboy story time.
>>30305528
This
>>30304783
>they also kill with machete the homosexuals.
Did they also kill with machete your brain cells?
>>30305528
In the /hhh/ pastebin, /u/Granted has some pretty good Anon x Mac stories.
Stallion Snuggling, Stallion Snuggling Pt 2, and Stallion Stuffinglewdare all great.
>Big Mac will never anally rape you
Been a long time since I visited /mlp/ and this thread seems good enough to ask my question(s).
To start, I'm what I feel to be 99% straight, I'm not gay, or bi or really even all that into traps (trap on girl only, in that case), but something about these stallions just... Takes the whole thought and throws it out the window.
Does anyone else experience this phenomenon? Straight for humans yet gay for pones?
>>30306733
That's a natural response. Something about the shape of horse dick is just naturally arousing.
>>30306729
I want to see someone anal raping Feather Bangs.
>>30303192
>tfw Big Mac deserves another bara stallion but shipping someone already married to someone doesn't sit right with me
Is there anyone else besides pre-Winter Wrap Up Caramel?
>>30303236
Men really are hated more and more these days, it seems
>>30303273
Not all gays are faggots, but all faggots are gay :^)
>>30306729
But that would ruin the food chain
>>30306713
Thx frend
>>30306690
So very xD faggot.
>>30303192
The pic just had to be colorized
>ywn be carried around town while you nap on your boyfriend's back
>>30311119
>ywn be a cute stallion with a horsebando literally twice his size
>>30311746
>Big Mac will never make your stomach bulge with his seed in the middle of town
>>30311119
>tfw no little brother to carry home after an exhausting day
>>30313053
>tfw no pone neighbor to watch come home with little brother before you bash his head in with a rock and rape his little brother
>>30313053
>tfw no qt horsebando to fall asleep on
>>30313456
Butterscotch is a grade-A dudepone.
Just a simple anatomy question I just thought,
do stallions have nipples, and do you think they use them for sexual stimulation?
>>30314423
Korean Jesus I hope not. That's something I already have to avoid with real people.
>>30313602
He's so damn cute and docile looking.I want to get high with him and stroke his big raging stoner boner
>>30314423
Stallions don't have nipples.
>>30313231
Why continue living?
>>30313602
write something
>>30316907no u
>>30316907
K
>Big Mac is gay
>Shining Armor is gay but sad cuz he no like be gay
>Big Mac all like "They don't call me BIG Mac for nothin. Eeyup."
>Shining armor say "no I don't want sex."
>Big Mac all like "yes I mean eeyup you do."
>shining realize it's okay to be gay and takes large horsecock up bum
>then he divorce cadence and marry Mac
>sadly they both got pony aids because being gay is a sin
The FIN
>>30303192
Bump
>>30316907
>"Do you like me now that I have a cock now, sweetie?"
>>30319075
Yes, it's a major improvement
>>30319138
I want Artemis to snuggle me to sleep
So Sugar Belle is a stallion, right?
>>30319939
They are good horses.
>>30320610
Total beard.
Heck
>>30320645
>tfw you will never suck a royal horsecock
Quiet thread today. Are all the homo horses getting ready for something maybe?
>>30322700
>ywn polish His Majesty's royal scepter
>>30323419
/hhh/'s not really an active thread but yeah, it's been pretty quiet.