>tfw you will never be able to fly, making adventuring around

cool shitpost lol

>>30296797
Without food you won't have the energy to fly or do magical spells.

>>30296822
We can grow our own crops, we're just too above ground to do it right now

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>Muh food is the first thing people go to regarding earth ponies because it's the only thing explictly stated.
You guys are fucking morons sometimes.

There are hardly any old pegasi or unicorns but plenty of old earth ponies and other races.
Think about the implications of that.

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>tfw you can have a gorillion kids with your superior breeding genes and borderline monopoly on the production and processing economies

>>30297449
Have fun starving a gorrilion times faster.

>>30296797
The only pony this image is true for in AJ, Pinkie can just make a helicopter out of candy canes.

>>30296797
One thing I appreciate about 2017 on /mlp/ is that we finally flipped from all those earth pony fags defending their mud, to pegasi and unicorn lovers finally taking a shit on earthies like they deserve.

Finally, a little portion of sanity and standards in this god forsaken board of bizarro world thinkers. I want more normal things like this.

>>30296797
>>tfw you will never have powerful magical potential that through study and fine tuning you could use to become a power, reality bending wizard lost in ancient and powerful arts
>Implying that's not exactly what Zecora does.

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>ywn kill a gook at Incheon with a cutlass

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Pinkie can fly too

>>30297388
Is that why they nearly starved when the tribes were at odds with each other?

>>30297733
You wot m8. Where do you think mud ponies meme came from? It's ancient shit from S1 because people were too stupid to realize not every unicorn was Twilight.

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>>30296797
>>tfw you will never... Grow some potatoes I guess
You mean you will never break a fucking boulder only with your fucking hooves? or carry a fucking house around with little effort?
Or sing beatiful songs and be a popstar like Coloratura?
Or how about be rich and make good business like filthy Rich?
How about that for a change?

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>>30298363
Why do you /b/tards always try to ruin everything?

>>30300434
>waaaah let me insult mud ponies in peace
Your fun doesn't align with my fun.

>>30300434
Counterpoint: why do /pol/lacks need to post shit like this in the first place? Take the "race realism" meme somewhere else, where people actually want to discuss it.

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>>30298302
Meh, who needs flight?

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>>30296797
Earth Poners are like a gun with no attachments. No tacticool bullshit, just the essentials. Something else to consider: if everyone was magical, being magical would be unremarkable and ordinary.

>>30300684
If everyone was magic, not being magic would be like being a paraplegic.

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>>30297635
Pinkie can literally fly.

>>30300697
Exactly.

>>30300684
A gun with "the essentials" is all that it takes to kill someone still.
So what if you are mediocre in pony world? we all want to go there and we are mediocre, aren't we?

>>30300702
I like Colgate with more silver in her hair diet.

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>>30300702
Pinkie never fucking counts for anything, she is like Twilight which can pull out magical bullshit whenever that Rarity can't.

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>>30300503
>Meh, who needs flight?
>Jumps to next destination
>Assume to have enough constitution to handle the landing

Guys?

>>30300853
Who cares, it is a fanmade comic
The author pony version custom headcanon might be that they are invulnerable.

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>>30296797
Come on, OP, surely you're just exaggerating
Ponies can do just fine without mag-

>>30302515
That scene made me hard.
Why couldn't sunset have been an earth pony so I could watch her struggle with it the whole episode?
Life is cruel.