710: A Royal Problem
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pxzp0
Legends of Magic #3 still storytimed here!
>>30252902
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" still here!
>>30244810
So, a dayor weekslater, what'd you think of the episode? Did you enjoy seeing the daily lives of princesses? Will Starlight Glimmer ever have to deal with not immediately using magic reflexively again? Will Luna ever make it up to that school?
>>30284056
Previous thread.
Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The earlysodes:
711 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30290145
I bet her pancakes taste like shit and she puts the faces on them so you don't criticize her work
That or they're made out hay or something.
>Sunny
>>30290164
Can another boop turn this around:?
>>30290185
potentially
>filly
>>30290181
man, how do ponies get anything done
Post virgin ponies
I'll start
>>30290191
HOW DO WE FIX THE PONY
>>30290213
most pony vets will do it for free or low cost
>>30290213
Boop it again to revert it back to regular size.
>>30290205
pony isn't broken
>>30290217
ANON NO
>>30290181
considering Sunset used magic and walked on 4 legs without issue in the first movie, this seems...stupid.
>>30290205
>>30290202
With their filthy mouths and sometimes suction cup hooves
>>30290229
it's okay, I don't think that exists in Equestria anyways
I asked my pony waifu to get her tubes tied and she came back with a fun noodle shaped in a pretzel in her mouth
>>30290252
oops
>>30290227
>>30290145
I want Celestia to be my pancake-horsemother.
That would be swell.
Grab the sun.
>>30290229
i wish we could have a better timeline of how things worked in eqg land
how long was sunset in eternal high school land after she first went there?
did she come back regularly, or was her stealing the crown in the first movie the first time she had been back to equestria?
how much time passes between portal openings?
i guess it's open all the time now? how much do the humans really know about equestria? they seem to all remember what happened and it seems pretty well known that sunset is a pony and has friends who "pony up" and has other friends on the other side who are actual ponies, but how curious/knowledgable are they about equestria itself?
>>30290268
>>30290284
Now shake the sun.
>>30290268
is that like the pony version of Carpe Diem?
celestia doing motherly things like cooking for you and giving you blowjobs so you don't build up excess semen and unhealthy tension
Fondle the Moon
>>30290303
The moon is for fags
celestia doing motherly things like letting you do sex practice with her and teaching you how to pleasure a woman
>>30290299
Starlight was extra cute that episode
>>30290303
>>30290299
Celestia doing motherly things like appearing in episodes regularly and having an actual personality
glimmer being a shitty pile of garbage that nobody unironically likes
>>30290320
that strawberry got fuckin DROPPED
>>30290283
Not canon who cares
>>30290320
why doesn't she take little bites?
>>30290205
Auntie Luna made you pancakes.
motherfuckers
>>30290322
>>30290145
You're already in babbies playoffs, just let me have some pancakes, please.
>>30290358
You tried, but no thank you, it's too late for pancakes.
>>30290363
teaching luna to cook
teaching filly to cock
>>30290411
I'd make moon pies with her
teaching filly to rock
>>30290411
teaching luna to pleasure your cock
>>30290420
She already knows how
>>30290337
Stop bullying her
She just wants to be a pretty pony too
>>30290427
Glimmer and Shimmer are both ugly. I hope Celestia shoots them to the moon.
>>30290427
>wants to be a pretty pony
>doesn't visit
>doesn't know how to be a pony
kek nice delusions
>>30290443
Jesus fuck, Anon, this is a blue board
Stop posting so many images of shit
>>30290411
I want to cook midnight snacks with moon horse.
>>30290422
That too
>>30290423
Reminder that the kid who made the video games music video fucking died recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
>>30290450
One of them ends up as a suit of armor probably.
>>30290450
>>30290474
So Glim is Al?
Fillies are for...
>>30290491
everything except sexual
>>30290491
beating
>>30290491
bleating
>>30290514
goat pls
>>30290409
I know it's probably not a good thing to do, but I really hope and want the movie to do well. I'm liking the art style and the cast is starting to grow on me too.
>>30290518
I'm not THE goatman, just a modest fan of goat
>>30290599
awww
gleimurr
>>30290683
Trash
>>30290683
I know they're little ponies, but they should not be that small.
>>30290683
cute pone
>That big fucking bowl of fresh fruit at the breakfast table every morning.
>Slop buckets.
Make up your damn mind, are you rich or filthy mud horses.
i
love
these
sluts
i want to fuck her, hard
jackhammer style
what's the best way to accomplish this?
>>30290698
>>30290722
I like it when the ponies aren't so little
>>30290599
i really enjoy content which focuses on their sisterly relationship
>>30290599
hhngg
why is celestia so perfect
>>30290423
>sweetie belle hasn't sung in millions of years
what is her special talent, again?
>>30290728
>mac's constant creampies are constantly dripping out of her pussy as she walks around her store
>you slip in a slippery mixture of vaginal lubrication and stallion semen
>>30290722
Heavy investment into virtual reality and/or genetic engineering. Either a lifetime spent studying it or a lot of capital put into very specific programs.
>>30290758
I want to fluff big big macintosh's tree-trunk of a cock
>>30290744
she's not perfect
she's made a lot of mistakes
but she keeps trying to do her best, because that's what moms do
>>30290770
good luck
Filly says autism is the natural state of a pony being.
comfy and cute moments with mom
Filly got T W O (2) scoops of ice cream and only gave you one
>>30290758
>sugar belle turns around with her ass towards the shelf of baked goods, then queefs out a spray of watery cum mixture on them with a little pffrt
>The cupcakes are ready!
>>30290884
>>30290799
giving giant stallions huge boners is my passion
>>30290945
would you hang out with a bunch of cute stallions during "guys' night"?
just sitting around talking about random things as the topics get more and more sexual and you're all slowly getting harder and harder
until you're all just sitting there at full mast trying to ignore the sexual tension in the air (not to mention the proud boners, some of which have already started to leak a little pre)
how do you break the tension?
>>30290722
If this were a starcraft unit portrait, what unit would it be?
>>30290859
2SCOOPS2MANY!
>>30290859
How nice, we both got one scoop. What a good filly.
which
>>30290145
You know in this episode, Tara Strong was sounding extra Turner-y for some reason. I mean look at this shit.
>"What? Are you crazy!?"
How is it even possible to outshit, outscum and outjew EA? This is actually incredible.
S7 songs keep in my mind somehow even is they are shit
>>30290202
It really makes no sense why a society of quadrupeds with no opposable thumbs would develop tools meant for humanoid hands
>>30291029
I'll just have a Twilight Shake, thanks.
>>30290329
>that strawberry got fuckin DROPPED
>>30291038
redpill me on the bethesda conference
>>30290599
has anyone made celestia pancakes for real?
i remember a time when the fandom would make anything that appeared on the show
>>30290986
Wait for a stallion to leak a big dollop
take a little taste
ask if I can have some more
maybe try and sit in their lap
>>30291057
>VR Fallout 4
>VR Doom where you teleport around
>PAID MODS
>ESPORTS, where they live to become Quake Champions
>Skyrim on Nintendo Switch
>Morrowind expansion released months ago for their MMO
>Hearthstone: Now featuring the Dragonborn from the Skyrim series
Also The Evil Within 2 and Wolfenstein 2: America Edition
>>30291047
>>30291095
Didn't they end the New Order with ol' BJ fucking croaking? Is this going to be the misadventures of the superjews and their ancient Israeli supertech which would have won them the war in the first place if they'd ever told the allies about it?
>>30291057
Just a lot of /pol/fags mad for a little
multicultural representation in a game and follow the facts about how the nazis are the villains
>>30291094
you can't sit on his lap
his big cock is in the way
unless you were to find a way to hide it somewhere nice and warm
>>30291107
No, you're still white boy BJ in a Nazi conquered US.
Your companions seem to be your pregnant wife, a sassy black woman and a Dixie commie.
>>30291123
>a communist
how fucking unamerican
>>30291128
He complains about how Wall Street send the young american boys to fight the proletariat across the ocean
>>30291138
Bet you a dollar the commie was a draft-dodger.
>>30291138
lol what a faggot
>>30291051
They say she had to move out of town for pulling that shit.
>>30290599
>>30291051
>>30291212
They say Applejack's parents moved out of town because they couldn't stand eating those mealy worm ridden things any more.
>>30291349
FUCK STRAWBERRIES
>>30291528
Moon horse is not for bully
>>30290323
>Celestia ... having an actual personality
Your form of Autism: Can only interpret people when they do exactly what your mom did when you were a kid.
People who behave differently, or in another setting, all becomes impossible to understand and "lacks personality".
Filly worships the Gods of her forefather she doesn't believe in Celestia.
>>30291610
but Celestia is the god of all four of her fathers
>>30290181
is that fan animation or from the EQG things? it seems really stiff
>>30290353
>>30291618
>expecting quality anything from fucking EqG
>>30291573
You seem pretty upset over somebody making fun of your waifu.
>>30291646
the fuck is this gif
>>30291618
It's from the 3rd special. They had a short 2 minute part in Equestria.
The animation looks stiff probably because it's a different crew that works on these so they're obviously not used to animating ponies.
Will we ever see Celestia and Luna's parents?
Their mom must have been godly hot
>>30290158
>>30290170
>>30291699
Well, you see, Anon...YOU are their father
>>30291349
red delicious apples are objectively bad
they taste like a mouthful of raw flour
if you were turned into a filly, would you change your life? or would you just be the same, except now you're a filly?
>>30291123
Hey, Wolfenstein is now officially /co/ material.
>>30291128
There were commies in US before CIA systeatically eradicated them. And here, Germany won decisively -> no gov. to kill them off.
>>30291753
I'd make some friends
>>30290599
WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE A NEW EPISODE
>>30291794
Which fillies would you befriend?
>>30291814
they all look like they'd like friends
>>30291814
I would find the fillies who love to party HARD
>>30291827
Would you do filly things with them?
>>30291832
this is one such filly
>>30291838
Filly things AND lewd filly things.
>>30291848
SHOW US YOUR PIE
>>30291848
I don't know, she's going to have to demonstrate.
>>30291851
What are lewd filly things? Fillies are innocent and pure and they don't know anything about lewdness yet. Would you teach them?
>>30291838
Do I innately know what filly things are or do I have to learn?
>>30291904
It's unclear, since you weren't born a filly and naturally endowed with filly knowledge. The other fillies will teach you, though.
>>30291924
will she teach mehow do to the thing
>>30291856
Here is just one demonstration of her partying abilities
>>30291936
those fillies seem pretty into it
>>30291948
those are full grown mature mares
>>30291985
forever fillies
GUYS GUYSPONIES!
>>30292018
Did somebody say ponies?
>>30292018
How about human ponies?
>>30291999
no matter how big mares get, they will always be fillies at heart
>>30291985
pretty impressive for a filly, juggling three cocks at once
>>30292018
PONIES????
>>30290467
that's nice to know
>>30290863
I can't believe madmax is fucking dead
man, some of these themes really are neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPE8BJ8z0E
>>30290467
what a nerd
>this is him with his hot gf
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>30292078
>>30292078
>>30292104
>>30292109
does twily like cheese now that she has a new alicorn body
her larger magical horse body needs to consume more to sustain itself
>>30292047
It's pinkie. She started early.
>>30292018
Game ponies?
fuck off ponies theres a new princess in town
>>30292147
It's not that bad
>>30292143
when i see a zebra i can't help but think of fruit stripe gum
your waifuis a great ponyandshe loves you very much
>>30292168y-you too
>>30292168
my waifu is a dragon with a huge ass
>>30292168i know
>>30292168
Thanks.
>>30292185
oh no
not that
that's a shitty human
everyone knows you can't waifu shitty humans
sunset shimulator
http://comfy-dove.deviantart.com/art/Playing-Simulator-4-Sunset-Shimmer-674150548
>>30291349
Enjoy your strawberries while you can, faggot, but be warned, you have to be quick.
Is Sciencebutt a smooth-backed Twily, or should her pony form have wings?
Personally, I think she should be a unicorn and sprout scary wings when the turns into pony Midnight Sciencebutt.
Who's your new marefriend Anon?
>>30292240
>new
I haven't changed marefriend in many, many years.
In fact, we're married.
japan why http://globalnews.ca/news/3359253/live-horses-shipped-from-canadian-airports-to-japan-for-slaughter/
>>30292263
Horse meat is wonderful, anon. It's incredibly low on fat and has a lot of iron in it, which gives it a very potent and exquisite taste.
It's one of the most priced meats available.
filly thinks its funny to put on zebraface and talk in a racist accent
>>30292282
Filly is right.
>>30292273
how does lower fat make it taste better?
>>30292294
>and has a lot of iron in it, which gives it a very potent and exquisite taste.
>>30292263
食べないで下さい!
>>30292304
I'll never send you off to the glue factory Fluttershy
>>30292273
Horses are tasty.
Magic pastel poners, on the other hand, are a little too sweet and taste weird.
im so hungry i could eat out a horse
>>30292346
i'm so horny i could suck off a stallion
>>30292346
That won't sate your hunger very well.
>>30292302
so it tastes like salty milk and coins?
Cute zebs
been thinking a lot about getting a sugar star
thoughts?
>>30292383
Do it. It's worth it. You won't regret it. Get it in your waifus colour for even more fun.
>>30292383
i had some good faps but it wasnt worth the effort of preparation and cleanup.
also its loud so if you live with others you cannot jerk at full force.
>>30292429
see, that's my concern, the prep/cleanup
all i usually use is tissues and i'm good to go
sometimes lotion
>>30292462
The cleanup was the worst, you have to let that shit air dry out in the open after washing.
I am a chronic masturbator who doesnt have time to clean it 6 times a day. I had to toss it after it got pretty gross.
>>30292472
>throwing away a perfectly good pony pussy
>>30292383
It makes a weird, loud noises and its difficult to clean. Go for it.
My favourite colour would be rare white, or country orange.
>>30292484
Fantastic taste, my friend.
>>30292482
It was thoroughly used with rips and discoloration. I am a huge cheapskate and kept it well beyond what any normal person would have.
Also the was mold growing on it, but that didn't stop me from using it.
jesus fuck
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dripponi
AJ's always had a thing for fancy mares
>>30292498
All stallion all gay, hard pass
>>30292498
damn that guy really loves horse cock
>>30292501
i want to see more of them being super gay together
>>30292501
They bring out the best in her.
>>30292501
what a cute ponii
>>30292501
I'd glitz that filly's glam.
>>30292514
It was something that really needed more art.
>>30292501
does aj just have a squiggletail fetish or what
>>30292533
looks like anon is slipping a finger in
>>30292534
Can you blame her?
does braeburned have any comics other than all aboard and comic relief? not that i've gotten bored of them yet
>>30292539
i wish there were more hoof focus pics
>>30292541
the last i saw from him was a comic page with weirdo fursonas that had horse dicks.
>>30292505
It's only natural.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbHKiUEATYY
Best mom
>>30292570
Windy was way too cute
Her voice was fantastic
"Hooray again!"
>>30292559
Is your cock,
a horse cock?
>>30292591
>>30292570All moms in this show are great really
Best soon to be mom.
>>30292608
is that the word-per-word dialogue that she used in the show?
>>30292617
Good, that means they're open to more booping.
>>30292619
Anon that's rape
>>30292633
bape*
cum play, m'lord
You know it's true.
>>30292639
>that spike
Holy shit
>>30292641
Well, duh.
>>30292645
>applejack season never ever
>>30292656
>Expecting Weaver to finish anything or offer a satisfying conclusion
>>30292645
>travel to the EqG world.
>turn into a dog.
>travel to Seaquestria
>turn into a pufferfish
lol
>>30292658
oh yeah. That was a pretty good arc too
too bad it was pretty hectic
>>30292666
Why must he suffer for your amusement, Satan?
>>30292680
Hectic fun is the best fun
>>30292696
But it's so much fun!
>>30292714
>>30292696
No you see
it's her not me
>>30292730
I really want to hang out with lewd princess.
We could play video games or something.
>>30292745
But you're married
>>30292740
Videogames sounds fun.
>>30292748
As a friend.
>>30292748
Ever hear of an open marriage?
mature married mares
>Today is Jerky DayHorse jerky.
I really miss EA
he was fun to hang around with
but I am not autistic enough to go on discord just for him
supersize me
>>30292788
I never understood the appeal of skyscraper-sized ponies in mundane environments
those poor people in those boats are surely already dead
not to mention all the marine life she's crushing, the earthquakes she's causing and the sheer destruction she would cause if she would attempt to walk through the city
If you really want to commit mass genocide at least keep your fetish out of it
>>30292777
>>30292796
>>30292794
Macrofags continue to mystify me as well
>>30292805
Actually, I don't care about the fetish aspects, that's just a really nice Sunbutt butt
In general I like this artist
>>30292811
I'm not that big on hyper realistic ponies myself.
Is there more to life than jerking off to ponies, watching ponies and posting about ponies?
>>30292825
getting angry about other people's pony opinions
>>30292828
oh yeah
and trying to get those eqgfags off my fucking thread too
because it's totally not canon, right?
>>30292841
I'd fire it out of a cannon if you know what I mean
you're goddamn right it isn't
now get off my fucking lawn you piece of shit you're taking valuable post space away from degenerate horse ERPing
Ah well.
I guess being pissed about stuff can be fun
>>30292881
sometimes posts here end up getting me so angry that I throw my filly against the wall
>>30292884
reported
Don't abuse fillies when you get angry
>>30292903
But what if the filly is the reason that I am angry?
>>30292927
but S 7 started months ago.
Also that's a kind of fucked up thing to write on facebook considering that it's a kids' show
Don't pretend that your pillow is a cute sleeping filly.
>>30292888
You're report has been checked.
>>30292872
>>30293006 (You)
>>30292872 (You)
>>30292940
>>30292811
This image causes me to have an instant erection and I don't understand why
>>30292794
I think the appeal is to imagine crawling up her enormous vagina
>>30292666
How do you think the ponies will get to Seaquestria? Will it be another portal? Or will they take a ship to the middle of the sea, or what?
>>30292606
I have an intense need to kiss that mom
Why isn't there a Windy plush yet?
*poomph*
Someone post the webm of celestia and luna touch music, or its time webm
She big and it's time
colt is gonna neigh
>>30293073
>>30293074http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>30293077
Thanks!
>Glimmy was able to switch the cutie marks of literal goddesses
Does this make Glimmy more powerful then Celestia and Luna?
What if there was an earth pony, that became a senator, but they're with the unicorn party?
What if there was an earth pony who wasn't useless?
>>30293121
Some earth ponies are useful for breeding
>>30293131
Coco's only into anal tho
>>30290711
>no Indigo Zap
Feels bad man.
>>30293136
Anon, we all know AJ is the queen of anal
>>30293146
Literally the first time I see that. Meanwhile, Coco has her own tag for that:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/coco+is+an+anal+slut
>>30293146
AJ would never do anal because she is a good Celestia-fearing mare who would only have sex for the purpose of reproduction.
Coco is not for sexual.
>>30293155
>the first time I see that
Anon she loves anal sex the OST
wait
did I seem some poofs back there?
>>30293198
If the Crystal Prep girls can make a comeback, why not the Dazzlin's?
>>30293198
poofy ponies?
>>30293215
Yeah, but probably not as a mash-up of a battle of the bands and "The Shadow Over Innsmouth"
Which would be funny
Maybe
the crystal prep uniforms get me fucking HARD
>>30293094
And she told them they had no choice but to follow her idea
Glimmy is an absolute madmare
Idk about more powerful, they were surprised for sure, but head on, Glimmy would be squashed, even her shield would run out eventually. On the other hand, if she was old Glimmy, she could have taken their cutie marks entirely, which would be a huge debuff but she wouldn't be able to use them herself
In any case, Glimmy is still firmly in high tier
they also make cute poners
>>30293281
the skirts could be shorter
>>30293198
underrated and flat-chested hottie
>>30292841
GLIMMY AND SHIMMY POWER HOUR
this was the best
>>30293287
sugarcoat has the shortest skirt
i love that leggings/skirt combo
i don't think i could resist rubbing my cock on the outside of her buttcrack
>>30293302
Anyway back to talking to ponies.
These ponies are cute. They should hang out more and have sleepovers, spa sessions and picnics together.
>>30293281
Friendship Games had such hype
I don't think there'll ever be another mystery like Science Twilight. Glimmy was pretty big but not as big
>>30293281
i just noticed indigo zap doesn't tie her bow tie thingie right
it's cute how they all wear their uniforms a different way
i wish i was a cute catholic school girl going to an all-girls school and also a lesbian
>>30293320
rainbow rocks was definitely the best eqg movie by far, and then the epilogue was such a great cliffhanger
unfortunately, it turned out to be a hunger games/sports movie ripoff
and then the camping movie was just terrible and boring
i mean, describe the plot of "legend of everfree" in a way that doesn't make it sound insanely boring
i know people want eqg to die, well it's dying a slow and terrible death
>>30293323
>tfw her shoes have tiny bows on them
>>30293314
I want the main 6 to be the focus of a nice small slice of life episode where they just do cute friend stuff together for 22 minutes. It seems like there's not much of that nowadays. At least we had that escape room stuff in the second episode.
>>30293333
To save EqG, you'd need the corporate overlords to just stop caring at all and permit it to be turned into something entertaining
The parts are there. Cute girls doing cute things, musical numbers, and magical girl pony transformations and laser beam battles shouldn't be as uninspired as it is.
>>30293333
Everfree is a movie about kids rebuilding a bridge after Flash was cucked so hard it caused magic to flip out on the site which Sunset investigates only to find out her magic is flipped so the camp counselor wraps everyone around her vines
I'd watch that hentai
>>30293368
See the thing is that it shouldn't be saved.
>>30293323
I just wanted to see Indigo again.
CuteOCs
>peoples talk about EQG
>thread die
Every fucking time
Feetsies!
>>30293368
if the corporate overlords are reading (and i suspect they are), then i'd say the problem is that eqg is just such a bland, cookie-cutter, template in terms of the plots
the idea of eqg as a franchise was to take the wonderfully creative world lauren had invented and to force it into a high school mold
every eqg movie, short, or special is based on a template: the prom movie, the battle of the bands movie, the high school rivalry movie, the summer camp movie
they haven't done the fundamental work of thinking about what the eqg world is and how it works (which is why we have so many lingering questions about basic things like where is the original sunset, how does the community and world of eqg function, what is the relationship between the mirror world and the pony world, why are some things mirrored and some things not, how much do the humans know about the pony world, etc.)
all they've done is force ponylike characters into cookie-cutter plots or scenarios, which is somewhat cute but makes for really dull, uninspiring stories
tl;dr MORE WORLDBUILDING
>>30293452
>>30293452
>>30293466
Sunset seems to always be worried about figuring those things out herself, but she hasn't made much progress yet. There's always something to distract her, then it ends up becoming a new thing for her to figure out. Sunset trying to make the connection between the two worlds seems to just be an ongoing thing at this point, hard to say if she'll ever make any progress.
>>30293489
she won't
now how about those ponies?
what do you think a hug from pinkie feels like?
Fillies are very hugables
>>30293549
DUDE FILLIES LMAO
Can you return after some hours pls?
>>30293549
what does it feel like to hold a filly in your arms?
>>30293558
Happiness and butterflies
>>30293573
fillies are like bugs?
it's raining fillies and colts out there
they should just turn eqg into a yuri anime
>>30293593
Sometimes
>>30293606
they should just turn you into a smoldering crater
>>30293619
that's a big moth.
>>30293640
U U
U Uwhose hoofprints are these?
>>30293222
Perfect poofs.
>>30293370
The movie was pretty bland but this here is still one of my favorite things ever.
you can't argue with people with no taste.
>>30293573
>no panties
>>30293717
Is this why nobody discusses the show anymore?
>>30293703
derpy is a skinny weirdo but i would smash
>>30293765
They're all skinny weirdos, she just has the decency to still be cute.
>>30293774
What a nice little appul.
youtube.com/watch?v=cqCxWrWtCqM
>>30293818
Fucking Speed Weed
You wouldn't let your filly go around naked in public, right?
>>30293818
>That 10 seconds of Japanese where the subtitle only says "ouch"
Which season of Jojo was this from?
>>30293873
as the day she was born
>>30292037
She can't keep getting away with it!
I would Apple her Bloom.
No! Bad poner, go away from my dick!
>>30293912
>>30293876
一番です。
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAApples
>>30293990
no no no, do it again
but this time happier, and with your apple open
Where can I find EQG Glimmy footage? Has she appeared in shorts / trailers / whatever yet?
>>30293985
>Mare fights the system
>>30294007
Right here my dude
>>30284708
>>30293985
I wonder how many magical objects exist in that world that completely nullify magic? Hell even Discord couldn't do shit.
Turns out the dude that told me my group of high school friends I haven't seen in half a decade misses me a lot and would like to meet again and then just stayed silent for two weeks until I messaged him this morning was just pranking me
How would moondancer deal with this?
>>30294007
Wow, kill yourself.
>>30294020
How do you think
>>30294013
GLAMMM GLUMMM HAS TWOOO SCORRRRPS!?!
>>30294019
Remember, ponies already make use of these for their own weapon check lines, disabling everyone's magic during the Games.
>>30294020
Kill herself
>>30294034
Not just two
>To show that Apple Bloom can wear different clothes. She can wear clothing for children sized 8–10. She look so adorable in that dress.
>>30294034
>>30294025
Rage-fueled sad masturbation?
>>30293985
Gummy is too pure
>>30294052
I wish I hadn't seen this.
>>30294020
whoa I remember you
what a dick tell him to kill himself
although in hindsight, those friends are probably just living their own lives
but also
>5 years
should probably stop being a dramatic furry
EqG
fillies
>>30293818
excellent
>>30294124
>>30294138
>>30294160
I want Derpy to shoot me in Japanese.
>>30294138
We call these lolis.
>>30294157
Looks like it's been out for a few days already, why didn't MLPG tell me sooner?
>>30294189
they say if your hand is as big as your face then you have cancer
>>30294189
is she ok
>>30294193
Man, that got so many kids back in school. Shit was great.
>>30294193
>>30294214
really? i thought that was just a family guy joke
>>30294225
God, I hate kids.
>>30294200
i can't even begin to list how many psychological issues this girl has
filly says stupidpeoplesaywhat
>>30294200
She just misses Indigo Zap.
>>30294232
But that's what makes her so dickable
>>30294231
hey that could be a normie mom posting
>>30294200
She realized she will forever be stuck in the high school dimension.
>>30294246
That's what she gets for not being born a cute pony
>>30294246
>not wanting to be stuck in high school dimension
All my animes prove that being in highschool is the best
>>30294263
You're apparently watching the wrong shows.
>upsies!
>>30294256
shimmy shim shams is really a pretty cute pony
>>30294330
glim glam is also a pretty cute pony
maybe i should go to a spa
it seems to help the ponies be super pretty
>>30294366
Just a good skin care routine can do great things for your complexion. Makes your skin look brighter, evens out your skin tone and lessens imperfections.
>>30294381
thank you rarara you are a helpful and pretty pony
i wonder how big those cucumbers had to be to fit over their eyes
>>30294392
if you use cucumbers Dash will eat them
Is there any real way to recover after you call a princess "Mom"?
>>30294392
I saw "Rarara" and "giant cucumber" and "fit" couldn't read the post right. It took me like three times.
What was the calculated height of little ponies with the EqG outtake Dash method? Like a bit under 4'? I need to check how big their eyes would be.
>>30294366
how much are they?
I need a pedicure and someone to clean my face with a gentle touch
Last time the lady made me tear up
>>30294425
yes, only by giving her a sensual massage
>>30294428
Anon, the answer is right there.
The eyes are as big as a slice of cucumber.
>>30294425
>implying
I miss Sapphire Shores.Who do you think is more popular between her and Rara?
>>30294470
gross she's all human n shit
>>30294461
I don't know... my calculations are saying their eyes are about eight inches across.
you finally made it
what do you do first?
>>30294491
>EqG
>Humans
>human sized
When they are adults their legs are 75% of their fucking body.
>>30294484
whoever sells more records
>>30294505
Who do you think sells the most records, anon?
>>30294484
Sapphire is the pony of pop, anon. There's no competition.
>>30294491
The six foot candy cane/apple comparison would be better than using EqG.
>>30294508
the pony of pop, of course!
>>30294491
It was really cute to see Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash together.
>>30294498
Boop her over and over
>>30294504
They're not actually 75% legs, Anon. It's just the style to wear your skirt at your natural waist and a belly shirt to make your legs look longer. You fell for it.
Compare Starlight who is wearing normal pants to Sweet Leaf in the back.
>>30294525
I was talking about Celestia and Luna
>>30294498
hide
seriously, I have no idea what's going on and I need intel
>>30294512
Yeah, but other than Scootaloo, AB, and Rarity we haven't really seen ponies go crazy for her the same way we did for Rara.
>>30294533
>>30294533
We don't talk about their condition. That's very rude.
Spoilered because I don't like to look at them involuntarily.
>>30294498
Try to see when I made it
I don't fucking want to end up in the middle of a finale or some shit and ruin everything
>Get to Equestria
>just as Twilight and friends prepare to defeat NMM
>Distract them
>NMM wins
>>30294544
This is what happens to adults in that forsaken world.
This is what your waifu would end up like if she was there
WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THAT ABOMINATION?
>>30294544
Pass the ponies, bro
>>30294563
I want it. That's fucking adorable.
>>30294536
Because the stories take place in Ponyville where ponies just sit on their front porch and strum their banjos or something
Sapphire Shores is like the respected, accomplished pop star that's been on the scene forever, still tours and still has it, Coloratura is the one hit wonder nobody will remember in 5 years
what do
>>30294491
166 cm seems a bit too tall when compared to the adults.
>>30294587
That is so fucking vomit inducing
>>30294581
But what if they make an album together?
>>30294584
Go back to Equestria
>>30294572
this thread is sorely lacking in ponies. filtering half of the thread these days due to barbie trash being posted.
>>30294587
hey guys kinda been busy with school up until now and unable to keep up with season 7
where is a good place for me to find files of season 7?
>>30294587
>>30294587
Adults are always disproportionately tall in cartoons.
Jesus Christ why.
You know Celestia probably has to duck to go through a door. Which would fit her actually. I would argue they're just freakishly tall adults but the Headmaster is only about half a foot shorter and the same as Luna's height.
>>30292018
do you think it's possible to click wings in one's wingpits like you click fingers?
>>30294591
Why
Is it all for le ebic salt or (you)'s?
It's beyond fucking bothersome to see any variation of that grinning shit machine on this board at all
>>30294584
>>30294628
yayponies
>>30294572
Gotcha covered, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK7ihFIQKpU
>>30294638
Let's just not use non-anon material to measure ponies.
remember this pony?
>>30294685
You forgot her wings.
What a shit vector.
So do you guys think Pearmom had an apple related qtmark if AJ and Mac didn't know she was a pear either?I'm so excited for this episode
Dance the night away
All our friends right by our side~
It doesn't matter what style you bring
We're about to go on that ride~
>>30294685
I love that pony in every form.
>>30294736
what if she were a mole rat
>>30294685
She used to be so cute
Since when do we reach image limit before bump limit?
>>30294823
POWER OF THE PONIES
>>30294823
I thought you were joking. What the fuck.
It's like we're on an image board again.
>>30294823
When they think it's just very xDD to plaster their barbie glamour shots in the pony general
The little pony general, even
I hope the next thread is about Scootaloo!
I hope the next thread is about Rarity
>>30294848
>It's like we're on an image board again.
S-stop making me feel dammit!
which princess is the best at sucking dicc?
>>30294901
princesses cadicks
I hope the next thread isn't about ponies at all
>>30294916
I hope your life isn't about ponies at all
Where dat new thread at doe?
>>30294950
it's still baking
>>30294950
11 months yo
Filly just called you a normie and then loudly reed at you.
>>30294428
>I saw "Rarara" and "giant cucumber" and "fit" couldn't read the post right.
I assumed its content would be something different, too.
>>30295012
>>30295012
>>30295012
See you in your dreams.
*warps in*
*warps out*
>>30294548
>>NMM wins
Could be worse