Give me a reason not to jump out of this window.

It probably won't kill you.

>spike
Please do it.

It won't get you laid.

You'll die a virgin

>>30289038
At least wait till the movie

>>30289038
You'll land on my dick.

>>30289038
It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>>30289038
You have so much to live for! So many things yet undone! Women not loved, children not born, places not seen!

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>>30289681
>"""temporary problem"""
That's a good joke anon, they told me that it was temporary 16 years ago.
You people make good jokes sometimes. That meme of "things get better" and "there is always hope out there" sure is funny as hell.

>>30289697
Hey, no need to get edgy there, Jimbo.

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>>30289719
That wasn't edgy, it is my truth every day since.
I have been hoping it gets better but it never did.
So thanks for memeing me, I bet you normals have fun making me suffer.
I could have ended it and be at peace years ago but you got me good.

>>30289038
It's only 2nd floor. You will break both of your legs, tops.

>>30289038
glimmy loves you Spike, don't jump
she craves the double cock

>>30289738
It do anon although you gotta put somethin' in for a while. Take this from a fella that got so depressed and suicidal that he ended up in the hospital for a month and ended up suffering from hallucinations and hearing voices. That and being a shutin neet for 4 years. Gotta keep tryin'.

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>>30289697
Yes, your life is so hard and every day is suffering

>>30289107
Dude he asked for reasons to NOT jump.

>>30289038

Starlight Glimmer will catch you. Because Glimmer.

That alone is enough.

>>30289797
I am wealthy now and I don't have to even work, yet I am still miserable.
I am just unfit to be at peace.

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>>30289799
I am schizophrenic and I was homeless.
You aren't an african kid either so you can't come and look down on me.
Have you actually been poor and homeless? or you are just a faggot that has never had to wonder how the hell he is going to pay for food the next day?

>>30289038
My camera isn't set up yet

>>30289038
DO A FLIP

>>30289038
The window is on ground floor, even if you fall on your neck you won't get hurt, faggot.

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>>30289847
>Have you actually been poor and homeless?

Poor, yes, homeless, only briefly, worrying about how to buy food, oh hell yes (God bless bread basket and plasma donation centers), also mentally ill and can't afford medicine, but this isn't a contest to see whose life is more miserable. Count your blessings and be reminded that there's always someone worse off than you.

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>>30290398
That can't be denied but doesn't mean that just because someone has it "worse" that my load is lesser.
The hell of one person might look like the heaven of another, but nobody knows really what it is like unless they are in your exact situation.

>>30290425
This isn't a contest to see who's the most pathetic sack of worthless shit, anon.

Look at Jim Miller's twitter, the fag does this crap all the time when he craves for attention: do you really want to be like him?

>>30289681
>>30289697
I was just thinking about this today myself. People say suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, but really, suicide is a permanent solution to the never ending string of problems that is life.

>>30289038
>Spike
Not a single reason I can give to stop you, but many that will encourage it

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>>30290452
I don't post these things because I want attention, I post it to free my fucking stress.
Not like the "advice" and answers I receive have helped me any.
The only thing that helps a tiny bit is confessing how much I wish I died in my sleep every night.

>>30290476
> I don't want attention
> By the way, look at me talking about how much I want to die

This is the part where I'm supposed to tell you to not die because you are an awesome, unique person and all that self validating crap you want to hear?

Life is tough? Boo fucking hoo, what a surprise, as if life wasn't difficult for all of us, either working a shit job to make ends meet or being stuck with a shit family that treats you like shit, take your pick. So what makes you so fucking special?

Want to die? Write a note donating your organs and then shoot your brains out, this way at least your death will help other people to live because they didn't gave up like you.

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>>30290457
>life
>never ending

>>30290509
Well, "never ending" in a figurative sense. It ends, but if you're lucky/unlucky (depending on your point of view), it can take a very long time.

>>30290504
I won't even read your fucking post kid.
You can say whatever, tell me to leave, to not kill self, I couldn't care less.
Everybody around me is tired of me always saying how much I wish I was dead and I have to vent.

>>30290476
>durr why do people respond to me when I post in a public forum under the assumption that posters want replies

You are lying to yourself. stop this.
>muh misery
not trying hard enough yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o

>>30290577
> I couldn't care less, kid
> btw this is me replying because I need to win, I need to have the last word!
> I need to "vent"

I think that what you really need is to leave.

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>>30289038

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>>30290594
Cry harder, 4chan is not of your property.

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>>30290583
muh everything
I have fell for the help meme and the doctors and medicines memes and nothing helps
The guy one day even told me directly that medicines won't magically fix my fucking problems
You can pretend I am just another attention whore but I actually didn't give up until I ran out of real options.
I was an idiot for even trying to talk to others about my issues like the stupid doctor told me to. What a big surprise.

>>30290613
I am not the one sobbing about wanting to kill myself, you know.

In fact, if you want to die so much then why the fuck you care about what other people say about you?
Oh right, it's because you want attention.

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>>30290661
I was just having fun with you being butt blasted about it.
I have been in 4chan for 7 years, no matter what you throw at me I am numb now.

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>>30289038
Why? That's future Spike's problem.

>>30290457
A kid next to me was being hit by his mother one day.
He said "I want to die" and then it hit me.
He was right, if he died all his problems would be solved, our problems. I can't deny the logic.