Twilight Sparkle keeps wetting the bed. What do?

>>30288598

and now we know the real reason Celestia sent Twilight to Ponyville

>>30288598
At least I'm not the only one.

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>>30288598
Twilight Sparkle needs rubber sheets.

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>>30288598
>Right Twilight, what have I told you about going to the bathroom before bed
>B-but Princess, I don't need to go right now.
>Well Twilight, my faithful student, you know sometimes I force myself to before I go to bed by using a bit of... stimulation
>B-but Princess I don't know how to make pee pee come out that way
>Here Twilight, let me show you in my private royal bathroom...

Damnit why can't it be an embarrassing secret green instead of this water sports garbage?

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But is it stinky pee pee?

piss general when?

>>30288598
>Rape

>>30288598
If horse produces Urine,
Donut place Horse in bed.
Place horse in outside, Let grass pee pee.

>>30290266
>>30164007

>>30288598
Teach her a spell to teleport the pee out of her body. And directly over Luna's head.
As a prank.

>>30288598
Make her sleep with a vagina plug.

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>>30288598
Well Twilight, looks like Urine trouble now!

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>>30290922
Listen here, you Cinnamon Toast Crunch looking fat sack of doughnuts

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>>30288598
Twilight has a few private, unresolved issues from when she was a foal. Among them is an oral fixation in the form of a suckling habit: in situations where she's alone and extremely relaxed, Twilight tends to search out something to gently suck on. She's gone through a myriad of objects including bottle nipples, pacifiers, necklace chains, and buttons over the years. Nopony can know about this secret, and she, unfortunately, refuses to see a therapist about it, believing she could cure herself.

It would be absolutely mortifying if ponies found out the Princess of Friendship was a buttonsucker.

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>>30290922
>>30288598
Alright you dumb cunt, step one: Kill Carlos. Step two: buy twilight a fucking chamber pot. Step three: toilet train that whore on her chamber pot. There is no step four.

>>30288598
Rub her nose in it

>>30288598
Use magic obviously, just put a portal in her blader that links to the toilet

>>30290922
FUCK YOU CARLOS