Sunday thread, actually on a sunday edition. \[T]/
>>30286604
I want Princess Celestia to sit on my face.
>>30286604
So, did you forget the pastebin on accident, OP
>>30286665
Finally, someone posts something of merit in this thread
>>30286695
*Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>>30286680
yes, I'm crippled by stupidity and crippling incompetence.
Got the link?
>>30286604
Sun-day archive: https://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
eh why the fuck not
Happy /sun/day, pretty pony.
I spend an average of 5 hours a day thinking about Sunhorse
>>30288263
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up, Anon.im right there with you though, fantasizing about my love for her every day.
>tfw you will never be her knight
>tfw you will never lay in bed with her
>tfw she will never lay her wing over you and snuggle close to you
>tfw you will never share eachother's warmth.
Stay with me!
I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT PAID MODS
FUCKING PETE HINES/TODD HOWARD GOD DAMNIT
>>30286789
Git to da chariaht!
>>30291020
>being emotionally invested in bethesda
>being emotionally invested in gaming at all.
>>30291830
I've been there too. I mean, not in Bethesda fangay realm, but being invested in a game franchise. One heartbreak too much caused me to stop caring long time ago though.
>>30291020
their showcase was shit but at least wolfenstein 2 is a thing that exists
>>30291020
haha paying mod developers amiright guis
>>30292438
Well, at least they can't rail the people on PC right? Even though I'm a xbone fag I'm glad other consoles will be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Oz1YqjB2I
Here's hoping she is final villain
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
>>30286604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2NPdlkk02g
>>30292964
>at all
>at all
>wall
>bad
Anon, what are those rhymes?
>>30293473
Hey I'm just quoting a song, not that I'd do any better myself though.
>>30292664
>430 000 views
Holy moly
What were Celestia's three elements, back when the sisters were still their bearers? I remember reading about it somewhere (Castle of Two Sisters?), but I can't remember now. Magic/Friendship, Joy and Honesty?
>Both Celestia AND Bannerlord will never be real
This is not fucking fair
>>30292964
Seriously? "It's not so bad after all" seems like it'd be obvious.
>>30286724
Yes, but her farts are helium. Her enormous butt is full of it. That's how she flies.
The helium is a byproduct of the fusion reactions taking place within the fusion reactor located in her ass, which has helpfully been marked as such.
tl;dr the real reason she's alone is the fast neutrons and hard X-rays from bremesstrahlung her ass constantly emits, not the farts
>>30293839
>getting impressed at six figure views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI
>>30294802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAON4WjBEzE
>>30294195
>officially announced 4 years ago
>last significant information is from over 1 year ago
>this time around they have nothing for us except 5 minutes of a battle
Lazy turks.
>>30294861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_TMtgjQuZI
>>30294724
I want to inhale Celestias solar winds
>>30292664
>muh 6 figures
>>30294861
>muh 7 figures
>>30295007
>muh 8 figures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJM2g-3K2T0
>>30295007
>>30295020
>>30295035
>>30295037
Wow, business as usual in /sun/
Fuck all of you
>>30295052
A-all at the same time?
>>30295037
Also what the absolute fuck
How
Fucking how?
I wish I could post an image of her right now!I don't have any pictures of her on my phone
Threadly reminder that she is prettiest pony, prettiest princess, best waifu, and kinkiest pony of them all.
>>30294802
this song did not age well.
>>30296641
>Celestia will never make you her concubine
>She will never try her toys on you in court
>>30297417
>you will never wait in the seraglio, hoping to be chosen
>you will never be called forth for her pleasure
>you will never see her sitting atop a mound of pillows, beside an enormous hookah, smirking
>she will never tell you to dance for her
>>30292473
>Wolfenstein 2
>>30297982
>Wolfenstein
>tfw you used to have a 486 DOS/Win 3.1 box that had a copy of Castle Wolfenstein on it
>it was a 2D DOOM clone sort of thing
>the box had a 14.4K dialup modem and mainly got used for farting around on BBS's and eventually got Netscape 2.0 installed on it
>back when dialup PPP accounts were a thing
>>30298082
>playing wolfenstien 3d in a sams club on a display PC with a thrustmaster joystick and having zero idea what you are doing but enjoying it so much you don't realize you spent two hours glued to the spot while your parents went shopping
Thanks for making me feel ancient
>>30298111
No matter how ancient you are, Mr. Trips of Truth, Celestia will always be the older woman. Maybe not quite the exotic, experienced MILF you dreamed of when you were a teenager, but an older woman regardless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlKYfOFAoN0
I heard this the other day. It was pretty good.
>>30286604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
>>30298350
Damn that's is pretty good. The second half is better though.
>>30298407
This
>>30298407
>>30298422
The solo is pretty rich
>>30298429
I could probably listen to this all day. The solo is really smooth and the rest of the song is easygoing. I like it.
>>30298350
I heard that in the last Sunday thread. That's his only pony related song looks like. Shame. He's not bad.
>>30298489
I talked to the guy that actually made it in a music thread. He said he was working on another pony song.
>>30296641
>tfw some actually did a Celestia femdom story
>tfw it hits all you kinks
>tfw when stopped before the last part
>tfw it was pegging
>tfw it was the main point in the prompt and the whole story was building up to it
Life is cruel
>>30298502
Oh shit he posts here?
>>30298519
Well no shit. I've only talked to him once but he said he was new to the whole recording thing.
>>30298532
Well I hope he makes more stuff. I don't really hear a lot of fan music like that. Or maybe I just haven't been looking.
>>30298508
alas, it wasn't me.
I've written Celestia clop and some of it involved playful femdom, but the only pegging story I've ever written involved the Great and Powerful Trixie.
>>30298556
He said two weeks ago that he was almost done with new music. Have no idea what he's doing.
>>30298613
Probably making music?
>>30298466
That's a pretty awesome picture by the way
I love Sunbutt, but I've noticed something.
When you see both her eyes, it always means really bad shit has either just happened or is about to happen.
>>30291020
the thing will probably die like the steam attempt
Threadly reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2rSYR_pWI
>>30298719
Come back with a graphic analysis and proof. It's your newest project.
>>30298508
Hahaha, femdom is shit, anyway.
>>30301389
Not when it's someone who's legit superior to you, like a royal alicorn. Then it's fine.
>>30301407
Whatever, dude, guess I'm just not a glutton for punishment.
>>30300666
>Dubtrips
Whoops, don't worry anon they won't go unchecked
>>30301389
Shut your whore mouth
>>30301417
Who said that there has to be a punishment?
>>30300669
This
>>30298508
>not wanting to get pegged by Celestia
What are you, gay?
>>30295037
That's fucking ridiculous.
>>30302258
>not wanting
it's the opposite
She's beautiful!
>>30303460
She sure is bro
>>30304707
bootyful
>>30304707
>>30305849
>>30306516
>anthro
>>30306527
>faggot
>>30306546
my, what an astute observation!now step away from the mirror
>>30286604
>posts on monday
>calls it "actually on a sunday edition"
>>30286665
I want all ponies to sit on my face
>>30306516
>Anthro
>Alright I guess it's not that bad, at least the face is fi--
>It's bimbo trash
>Mfw
>>30307169
One at a time or simultaneously?
Bloump
>>30308777
You can't even image dump right
>>30309016
>who's gods chosen now?
>>30309016
>>30286724
I want her to fart in my face
I want to be her slave
I want to be her snugbug
>>30310630
Best birb.
Sunday thread sure is dead these days.
>>30312248
Hey just like the discord!
bump
>>30312248
We need some green or OC to talk about.
I tried writing once but everyone said it was shit so I stopped.
>>30313064
Haha, yeah
Good times
How long is her tongue exactly?
>>30313236
Celestia is a benign eldritch abomination who has taken a form her little ponies are comfortable with. Her tongue is as long as she wants it to be.
See also,
My Little Pony: Friendship is Rugose and Squamous
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/e1g0PiME
A meeting with the Princess, in which previously unknown facts are revealed.
Tags: clop, comedy, kinky, Princess Celestia, tentacles, Cthulhu Mythos, cosmic horror
>>30313268
Mulder, pls leave.
>>30313638
>implying you don't want to be tentacle-raped by Shoggothlestia