Anon in Pone Prison #52: Slow Revision Editon

Here's the update I posted yesterday night before thread died.
https://pastebin.com/u3kaC9gz

We need new ideas.

>>30286282
Mostly it's just nice Anons who make art for stories they like. I think the only named drawfag we have here is R.

>>30286960

What would you like drawn?

Any gay stories worth reading?

>>30287047
Just yours.

>>30287062
I haven't written anything.

>>30287120

I meant your life story Anon. It's pretty gay.
But it is worth reading <3

>>30287019
Oh! Well, I have a nice sketch of Anon elbow dropping Alexei already. I think I'd like to see a picture of dream cuddles with Luna next.

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Y'all wouldn't last in pone prison.

>>30286760
>>30289137
Here's an idea
>Bad pones are made into geldings and given female hormones.
>Worst of the worst are given strait up sex changes.
>This explains the female to male ratio of equestria.

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>And that's for tonight's update.
>Any comment is very welcomed!
>thread dies

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I hate my life, I know.

Re-postan
Also >>30286282
Previously thread >>30195004

Be the narrator
>Be hating your job.
>You are haunting the barman pony of the underground bar of the prison of Saddle Arabia because you have nothing better to do but complain about your life thoughts and storytelling.
<I don’t know man, I said to my mom one day that I’ll become a narrator… and here I am. Yet, I feel empty and feel like my life isn't complete…
>The pony barman just keeps on cleaning a jar while staring in front of him.
>”That’s rough buddy. Mom always told me I could do the best of drinks… but here I am too. Life sometimes doesn’t give you what you want unless you give your best and go for it.
>You sigh as you try to grab a drink from the table.
>Then remember you aren’t actually physical to the story and you can’t pick up the drink.
>You don't even know if you have hooves, hands or tentacles.
>Wish you had tentacles, girls like em.
<Like… You ever felt something inside of you telling you to… do stuff? Something like a tiny voice? That voice, that spark… It feels like the spark is gone… it feels I’ve been trying my best like for two whole years! And all for nothing! The spark is gone, dude! It’s gone!
>The barman pony put on a desk the jar he was cleaning and while looking forward with a dead serious stare, he started saying words of courage.
>”Now listen here, voice in my head. You may think you have done your best and not get anything that you wanted, but you might be wrong! Just try harder! Try your best! Be the narrator you want to be! Stop complaining and do something!”
>The words from the barman pony got to you.
>You really should try your best and stop complaining like a whiny bitch.
<Hey, you might be right… man and I wonder why you are here if you give such good tips that literally can change someone in a split second.
>The barman pony shrugged.
>”Must be because I serve warm drinks to ponies.”
<Jesus Christ, I take that back. What a monster!

>>30291030

<Jesus Christ, I take that back. What a monster!
>”That’s exactly what the judge said. And to think Celestia doesn't likes warm drinks, thinking she likes tea... I was so wrong.”
>It only took you a few sentences to realize that you should just give up your best as narrator.
>And you will no matter what! Until the end!
<Well, if you don’t mind… I have a story to start narrating!
>The barman pony smiled as he goes back to cleaning the same jar.
>”You can do it, random voice echoing in the deepest of my mind!”
>You leave the bar and go back to your hub with different monitors and typewriters. There were lots of monkeys working in a section called 'improved grammar'.
>Good! They're doing some good work while you were gone!
>Meanwhile the barman pony was drinking a warm drink while asking himself if he was talking alone or with someone else.
<Alright, let's do this! This story won't tell itself!

<Previously, on ‘Anon in Saddle Arabia’s prison’!

>”Those two are spies.” Silver Pie finally concluded.
“Why? Is something the matter?”
>He showed you the book and…
>A page is missing! It was ripped off the book.
>Damnit!

>”AN EARTHQUAKE! EVERYPONY GET UNDER THE TABLE! NOW!”

>”Well, speaking of scary… you guys ever heard of a, uh… Tatlzwurm?”
>“What? Don’t tell me that the earthquake was caused by one and the prison is in danger… kekeke.”
>”Well… you would be right in that one, tiny bat.”

>”The terrorists are here! And they want to challenge us, again! They want revenge from their previous game!
>HOW DARE THEM TO SHOW UP WHEN THEY HAVE A FOAL! A FOAL THEY KIDNAPPED!
>They better prepare themselves! Because you will rain
punishments on their flanks!
>Warden promise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cymqAVPWuo
<Oh whoops, didn't mean to play that.

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>>30289137
>don't worry anon it won't be that bad. Gelding grotto made me the mare I am today.

>>30291040

Be Anonymous
>Short Fuse just went out of rage to face the terrorists without thinking or discussing it with the rest of the group.
>He might be angry with the terrorists for the kidnapping of Lima’s tiny brother.
>You aren’t going to lie, you are pretty angry too. They fucking have balls to come to the prison and showing up after kidnapping a kid.
>Lima was the first pony to go after Short Fuse; of course, she had her intentions.
>As for you, you went back to the warden’s room as fast as you could to get the camera you were using on Short.
>You need ANY evidence about anyone acting weird around the prison after all.
>Too bad this isn’t a recording camera.
>So, the rest of the ponies that were in the barracks could be already outside the prison, but you ain’t going there right now.
>First the camera and then you’ll go.
>After some running like a freaking velociraptor (you couldn't miss the opportunity to have your hands next to your chest for speed), you finally arrive at the warden’s room and open the door.
>But you hear a little buzz as if the door hit a fly and it got hurt.
>”Aaaah! W-Watch it du o-obekvam!”
>Or maybe that wasn’t a fly.
“Uh?”
>You turn your head and try to find the source of the voice, it sounded so tiny.
>Then you see it, laying on the floor was a tiny miniature pony.
>The tiny breezie guard that you meet in the mess hall, Water Fall something you think it was.
>He literally... fall.
>Pfft, okay don't be a dick now Anon. Some laugh is good but don't laugh at others. Just go apologize.
“Sorry, didn’t see you there. I’m in a hurry!”
>You help the little guy to get recovered by carefully grabbing him and putting him on the bed of Short Fuse.
>Good thing he didn’t look too hurt, just a bit dizzy.
>As you leave the little guard on the bed, you continue your search for the camera that you used to take photos to Short Fuse with.
>It wasn’t that hard since the camera was on top of some documents on the desk.

>>30291092

>You pick up the camera and with it, you are ready to go your way to the entrance of the prison with Short and the rest.
>But the tiny guard had other plans as he flew just mere inches from your nose to yell at you.
>Or more like prevent for you to get out.
>”Stoppa! Wait!” The breezie guard said a bit exhausted. “ Y-You… know where den warden is? I got something of big emergency to tell him!”
>The breezie guard seemed desperate.
“Be quick then, I’m in a hurry too… terrorists decided to show up randomly with a damn Tatlzwurm. The warden must be outside at this precise moment.”
>The breezie guard seemed stunned for a second as he heard the words ‘terrorists’ and ‘Tatlzwurm’ altogether, but recovered quickly to tell you his important emergency he had to tell Short.
>”Listen to me! Do not eat any cookies! An inmate showed up and gave a few cookies to Light Cloud while we were having a convers- I mean… while we were watching over the prison! She then said something about raisins and suddenly lost her mind! Literally! She was in some sort of mind control by that inmate!”
>Cookies? Mind control? That’s absurd even for pony standards.
>But the breezie guard sounded dead serious about this.
>Fuck it, you can believe it if you’ve seen a damn black red-horned unicorn do some weird shit.
>And let us not forget the big ass worm outside the prison…
“I’ll tell him about it as soon as we’re done with the terrorists. In the meantime, try finding someone to help you finding Light Cloud and her whereabouts.”
>You wish you could help this guard, but your priority right now is the terrorists.
>The breezie guard nodded and with that, you finally prepared to run.
>But before you go, you ask an important question to the breezie guard.
“Before I go… who was the inmate that gave Light Cloud the… ‘Mind control’ cookies?”
>The breezie guard flew next to your ear so you could hear him more precisely.

>>30291247

>”Her name was Jenny! She is a giraffe! I don’t know her intentions but she looked pretty confident as she saw Light Cloud eat that cookie!” The breezie guard then looked down. “She then started singing a weird song about Equestria…”
>Jenny? Damn now that adds up another suspect for this mystery.
“Got it. I’ll look up for her too. I gotta go now, we’ll talk later.”
>And with that, you leave the warden room and start running to the entrance of the prison.
>You run and run as fast as you can to get to the entrance of the prison.
>The halls of the prison didn’t have any inmate, which leaves you with curiosity. Are they outside too? Or are they in their cells, scared from the earthquake and dangers from the terrorists?
>Your mind had various thoughts… starting with the cookies.
>Cookies that cause hypnosis or mind control? Is that a thing in this pony world? In the time you’ve been here you never heard of it.
>Then again back to your cell, there were crumbs on the floor near Pancho.
>Those crumbs from your prison cell… cookie crumbs, someone probably got mind controlled. And if you remember correctly, Silver Pie said there were two ponies or at least one pony and someone else, as the one that left the signature.
>Was it Jenny? Do giraffes have different hoofprints than ponies?
>…
>You need to find a way to see her hoofprint, that’s the only way you can find out.
>But how are you going to manage that?

Be Musul Mare
>AYAYAYAYA! Your flanks are safe now that the page of the book was ripped off!
>Now Anonymous won't find out who The Boss is! Wahaha!
>Who would think those two were going to do so good!
>They were sitting on the chairs next to the table, celebrating with you for the good effort they did.
>This time they didn’t just have milk with extra milk. No, no no, no no! They had milk with extra, extra MEGA milk! Just the best for the best of champions!
“Haha! And to think I wanted you two fired and crying as The Boss kicked your pony’s flanks! Wahaha!”

>>30291436

>Well that ruined their mood as they didn’t feel to drink any more milk.
>Good! More milk for you! AYAYAYA!
>Your radio suddenly started to make some static noises.
>You leave your glass of milk and your ears perk up while trying to hear it.
>”Yarn, do you copy?” It was her voice! The Boss was calling us!
>…
>She was calling you! She might need something important!
>You quickly pick up the radio and answer by pressing the pushy button.
“YAYA! Yarn here!”
>Static again.
>”Proceed onto the next step, put the five crystals around the prison and join your team of buffoons while you are at it. Make sure to distract that warden as best as you can.”
>Ohh! Distractions are your forte!
“Roger, Roger! Rogered!”
>You stare at Codename Wing and Codename Rock for a while.
>Stare.
>Staaaaaare.
>And so, Codename Rock decides to be a good Pegasus and ask why you are staring that much.
>”Uhh… why are you-“
>You smash the table and make those two lucky cowards jump from the scare.
“BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE ON A NEW MISSION! YAYAYAYA!” You look to your right, spotting a black cat with blue eyes. “TANTABUS! COME HERE!”
>The cat meows in response and puts his paw on the wall. There is a sound and then the wall starts to open a tiny space only a cat would fit in.
>Tantabus goes in the hole and stays there for a few seconds.
>And finally without lasting longer, he comes out of the hole with a tiny bag that he was grabbing with his teeth.
>Tantabus comes up on the table and knocks over the glass of milk of Codename Wing with his tail.
>Good cat!
“Excellent. Now go away!”
>The black cat named Tantabus obeys and leaves the table with one last meow.
>You drop the contents of the bag onto the table, five red fragments of crystals dropping from the bag while landing on the table with tiny glass noises.

>>30291574

“Now, for your next mission! It's an easy mission! I have marked spots around the prison with X’s you ponies shouldn’t miss! What proceeds now is that you simply place them there, dig a hole and hide them good! Easy as it sounds!”
>It was an easy work, even more since your team of impressive and amazing terrorists were going to distract the guards!
>”So, you just want us to dig these crystals for you? We clearly heard The Boss saying you were the one to do it and then join the terrorists in whatever they’re going to do.” The earth pony, Codename Wing said.
>Ohhh, replying to the leader of the terrorists? This girl sure knows how to speak!
“Yes, she told me to. But I am the leader of the terrorists and as SUPERIOR of YOU TWO, I command you two to go and do the digging for me!”
>You hate digging.
>You are no dog, just part cat by Yarn’s talent.
>”Well… so just dig a hole and put those… things in there?” Codename Rock said while grabbing one crystal and taking a look at it.
“Yes, as simple as that. That way I can go aid my team and make that warden cry some more! Waha!”
>”So… what’s so important of these crystals? They have to do something with that box The Boss wanted days ago?”
>You start chuckling while remembering how you destroyed that box just to get the crystal The Boss must be charging by now.
“We got one crystal which will be placed in the middle of the prison, the shattered parts you are placing will fuel it… and then some big fireworks will happen next!
>By fireworks you meant The Boss’s, Master! The ultimate shadow lord! The pony whose name mustn’t be said! King So-
>So…
>Oh ponyfeathers, you forgot his name again!
>Well, doesn’t matter.
>You stand up from your chair and while munching another cookie, you’re ready to rock!
“I’ll go now. Just remember to erase the marks on the sand so nobody finds the shattered crystals!”
>You stretch a bit before going, just for good measure.
>You can’t wait to see what everypony is up to outside of the prison!

>>30291597

>”Uhh…” Codename Rock started speaking. “Don’t you mean ‘nopony’? We’re by majority ponies and…”
>Your ears perk up and you angrily turn and look at Codename Rock.
“Don’t you EVER say that in front of The Boss! She DISLIKES that term!” You take a breath and slowly exhale. “You two should get used to using terms such as ‘everyone’, ‘anyone’, ‘someone’ and so on if you don’t want to see The Boss raging… again.”
>Your legs just shake by just imagining The Boss going in another rage about those terms.
>Ugh… that time was something we couldn't ever forget nor ponies in manehattan can't too.
>All that cheese with those twin towers... we'll never forget.
“Okay, just take the bag and get with your work and I’ll be doing mine. YAYA!”
>”Yes ma’am!” Both salute and grab the bag and leave Yarn’s cell.
>Good, because you forgot to change your clothes.
>You can't believe you almost go out with Yarn's inmate clothes and not yours.

Please don't die again, today as I went to work I couldn't think anything but how I wasted yesterday's night into writing for nothing.

>>30291668
You're doing better in terms of grammar and such, Wand. Keep it up. It's going well.

Also, this next week heralds final exams for me. There probably won't be any updates until I emerge from this ordeal.

>>30291668
Good shit, my man.

>Mfw I have no time to read/bump from work because construction
Keep the thread alive, anons

>>30292116
Guess it's up to me to update more frequently. Look forward to it.

>>30293935
Yey

>>30289477
>here's my fetish
>I demand that someone write green about it
Go fuck yourself.

Don't let it die again so soon.

>>30295138

Saving bump?

>ywn be the barrack's pet

>>30295883

>>30295138
The clue for the thread to not die, is to wand to not post.
Easy, right?

TRIGGER WARNING :^)

“Sorry, Love. I totally deserved that.”
>”W-well, as long as you get it.” She stutters.
>You fall into your haybed and let out a happy sigh.
“Well, hear me out, okay? You promised you would if I won.”
>She grumbles, but lays next to you obediently with a blushing expression.
>She’s such a Tsundere.
“You can’t have any children as a succubus since you sap the magical energy of beings, right?”
>She cocks her head in curiosity. “Yes, why do you ask?”
“Did you know that my race doesn’t have magical energy to begin with?”
>She is visibly taken aback.
>”Huh? No way! Even Earth ponies and minotaurs have magic, that’s what makes them physically strong!”
“Magic doesn’t even exist in my world. We have to solve problems by out own willpower.”
>She’s amazed, more fascinated than I am by the fact that this whole world is attuned with magic.

>>30298500
“I suppose I can tell you more about my world before I tell you of my request.”
>She nods in excitement.
>You tell her of how the Earth and the world formed by the magic that you’d call biology.
>How human society began and reached the point of the modern.
>And how you fit in as part of the society. All with delicacy, so as not to frighten the poor mare.
>She shuffle her front hooves in amusement as you tell her about the world you somewhat miss.
>Then you realize that you don’t miss it as much as you thought you would. You’re surprised by your self.
>”Anon, you’ve stopped talking.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, Love. That’s all I will tell you for now. It’ll give you something to look forward to.”
>You tell her with a smile. And you brace yourself for your bold request.
“Lovestruck, I want to ask you something that’s probably impossible.
>She appears worried. “What is it, Anon?”
“I’m going to be honest. Would you like me to be the father of your children?”
>Fuck, you said it.
>You went and said it. Your heart has descended into your bowels and your spaghetti is splattering all over the floor.
>She stops looking into your eyes, and looks down where you can’t see her face well.
>You’re totally fucked. You jumped the gun. Why did you do that? You are such a goddamn Autist.
>”Y-yes… if… if you want to...”

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More soon. I'm gonna be a tease and stop here for now.

>>30298500
TRIGGERED

I will be there for zew

>>30298277
Oi. Check yourself.

>>30298521
Me like.
>Anon will remember this.
>Anon likes this.
>Anon loves this.

I swear if you guys let the thread die again I'm making the warden eat orange juice after he brushed his teeth

>>30300024
>implying that the Equestria's pones aren't already suffering from nasty dental problems and halitosis.

Bumpalo Wings.

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le cooke

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I've heard terrible rumors that Cookies abuses the prisoners. What does she do to them?

>>30302304
Force them to kiss each other while she watches. Watching two stallions make out becasue she forced them to gets her off.

>>30302304
She rubs their noses together when they get into scuffles.

>>30304082
unf

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>>30304082
That's lewd

>>30301740
>>30302304
I would dip her in milk

>>30304502
>you walk up the stairs carrying Cookies and Cream bridle style
>you reach the top of the stairs and look longingly into each others eyes
>but instead of heading for the bedroom you t to walk towards the bathroom
>"what are you doing?" she asks
>you flick on the bathroom light to see a bathtub full of milk
>you've been waiting for this
>you get down to your knees still holding her and lower your arms into the bathtub, soaking her
>you bring her back up and begin to suck the milk out of her fur

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>>30298507
Oh boy oh boy

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>>30304738

>>30304738
New fetish adquired

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We don't much care for page 9 around here.

>>30298507
>pic related

>>30298277
Hey let's test this out

>>30306689
Ohhhh sheeeit! It's Wand! He did the thing!

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>>30306689

>>30301740
I want to fooke le Cooke

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I'm sorry for not posting. I've been suffering from insomnia and I can't find the cognition to write much at all.

>>30295138
ok

>>30309080
Bruh you can't be mentioning the word "die" in this thread, we totter on the dye enough as it is.

>>30310826
*on the edge
Go fuck yourself autocorrect

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Bumping with Chickun

>>30306660
I await your return friend

>>30311911
Soon Anon. Just one more exam left, on Friday.

What flavor of pudding do you think they serve in pone prison?

>>30313118
Vanilla. Nothing special or exciting for prisoners. Rewards include banana or chocolate, but ONLY as a reward.

Page 9 isn't fine
But Cookies' belly is so divine
I wish that I could pet it all day
And forget all my troubles that way

>>30315499
She'd come to my cell
I'd treat her well
She'd sit on my lap
While all others would nap

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Bumping with moar chickun.

Who's your favorite prison horse?

Emergency bump

>>30312532
acknowledged

>>30319020

>>30318322
Cookies, classic horse prison waifu.

>>30320143

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Pre-exam bump.

Page 9 bumplebee.

Post-exam bump

Page 10 bump

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

>>30321566
witnessed

>safety bump

Fried Chicken Bump

>>30324871

why

Green on Sunday, lads. Just give me a day to get sloshed and celebrate, and then I'll get back to our prison adventure.

>>30298507
Nice

Mornin' bamp.

>page eight not great

>>30329401

>>30330038

>prison bump

>>30331440

Any stories where Anon is a hard core human ex con in fluffy pon prison
Or are there any stories where Anon is in prison for a real reason like theft, assault, or even murder?
For some reason I like the concept of the pony prison system imploding due to a real criminal

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>>30332662
There was one where Anon had been in prison before in the human world. It was in one of the first 20ish threads written by Rat if my memory serves me right. It was pretty good.

>>30332875
Not him
Is it not in the OP? I really don't feel like desuarchive spelunking right now. Any information is helpful. Its name? Keywords I could search? If I remember correctly Rat just goes by R so that's not searchable.

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>>30333418
He liked to draw

Perhaps you could fine some of his work on derpiboru and get some names

>>30333418
https://pastebin.com/7c8mk9Hq

>>30333484
Thanks man!

>>30333497
No problem. Wasn't that difficult to find. It's not in the OP here, but Rat did something for /slave/ a while ago and their pastebin is organized pretty well.

Sorry for not writing, been busy and distracted by stuff.
I'll try something tomorrow if I can.
Man, this ride will never end at this rate.

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At long last, I'm feeling the surge of writing coming on! I'll update in less than an hour.

Page 8 Bump.

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>……
>You are a unicorn from Ponyville named Twilight Sparkle.
>A human has appeared in Equestria, a strange anomaly you suspect is from another universe.
>And you have been researching the myths and legends of humans since you returned from your volunteer time at TCF (Tartarus Correctional Facility).
>After searching through 14 different dusty tomes, 3 of them from Canterlot’s library on emergency request, you find an answer.
>A human had come to this world 3000 years ago. He donned a coat of steel, a sword covered in blood, and a decorative shield with the painting of a snake.
>He killed several of the Night Guard, assuming them to be enemies.
>Under Luna’s command, he was ambushed, captured, and sentenced to court after a short trial.
>It is the only known case of the death penalty in Equestria, as he was feared to be a bane to all of ponykind.

>You’re really worried about this, and you need to confirm the details.
“Spike, are you there?”
>You hear trotting from behind you, and you turn too see who else is here.
>It’s Fluttershy, with her rabbit Angel sitting adorably on her head.
“Oh, I didn’t hear you come in. Is Spike around?”
>She speaks in her usual gentle voice.
>”O-oh, he asked me to tell you that he’s going to be at the boutique this afternoon. I met him on his way over.”
“Hmm… What it be too much trouble to ask if you’d let him know that I’m headed to Canterlot and likely won’t be back until tomorrow?”
>She cocks her head a bit.
>”What’s the occasion, Twilight?”
“I’ve got a legal case to figure out. It’d take long to explain and I need to hurry and pack before the last train departs.”
>”Oh, that’s okay. Have a safe and enjoyable trip up there.” She politely makes her way out the door with the sounds of a rabbit crunching carrots on her head.
>You return the books from the podium to the shelf with your magic, then make your way upstairs.

>>30334637
>……
>You’re an encumbered purple horse with a saddlebag of one night’s commodities.
>You’ll need to book a hotel, so you can talk with the recently rehabilitated Princess of Moon.
>You step off the train onto the platform and smile at the railway timekeeper as you make your way to the pearly white streets of Canterlot.
>The scenery still leaves you in wonder, and though you’re a geek, you appreciate the fashion of all the ponies here.
>By the time you’ve made it to the steps of your hotel, you’re exhausted from both the train ride and the uphill walk up the streets.
>You make your way to the desk, but notice a familiar face on the room and talk her instead.
“Coco Pommel?”
>She gasps excitedly. “Twilight? What are you doing here in Canterlot?”
“I’m here on business with the Royal Sisters. What about you?”

>>30334641
>She gives a wide and sweet smile.
>”That’s amazing, I’d love to meet Celestia. I got booked with a commission for Sapphire Shores for one of her performances.”
“Fashioning a dress for one of the most fabulous performers in Equestria? I’m jealous too!”
>You and Coco both giggle.
“Well, I should pay for my room and rest for a bit, the train ride here wore me out.”
>”Okay~! Take care.”
>The pony hums as she makes her out the glass doors.
>And you walk up the counter and pay for your room.
>”Room 213, enjoy your stay!” The curly haired old mare giddily replies.
>You magically take the key and put it in your mouth.
>And you walk up the carpeted stairs to your room.
>You find yourself already crashed on your bed with the saddlebag callously on the floor next to it.
“Hahhhh… I’m so sleepy. Time for a nap...”

>>30334645
>……
>You’re Twilight Sparkle, an accountant from Canterlot.
>This weeks earnings report has just been finished, stamped, and filed.
>You lean back in your comfy chair and sigh pleasantly.
“All in a day’s work.”
>The assistant of the department chief finds your cubicle.
>”Twilight, the boss would like to speak to you in her office.”
“Oh, I’ll be right over.”
>You get up from your seat, magically put your desk into order before leaving, and grab your business satchel.
>You find yourself at the chief’s door and give a knock.
>”Thou may enter.”
>You turn the handle and see Luna in a black business suit.
“I heard you were coming. Have a seat, Twilight Sparkle.”
>You obediently sit in the seat opposite her desk.

>>30334649
>The stern Luna in her fitting attire speaks.
>”The human. I believe you know of him, correct?”
“Huh, wait...”
>You put your hoof to your head and think past your foggy mind.
“Oh! This is a dream. I totally thought I was an accountant.”
>Luna laughs modestly. “Such is a common thing in the dream world. I thought it best to speak to you in your dreams tonight.”
”How did you know that I came to Canterlot? And about the human no less?”
>”We knew thou would come when you had heard the rumors of the human in Ponyville. I expected thou to read about it and come to me when ready.”
>You blush and laugh nervously.
“Am I that predictable?”
>”That you are, Twilight. But we find it in the pleasant amusement.”
>She gives a genuine grin. But then begins speaking with a serious expression.
>”I’m greatly concerned about this human. I do not think even Tartarus can keep him secure.”

>>30334652
“I’m not worried. The human is really nice. He came by the library and gave me a hug.”
>Her scowl turns to astonishment.
>”W-what didst thou say? The human is capable of affection? This is nothing like the other...”
>She goes quiet before she finishes the last statement.
“If I may, the human seemed genuinely interested in learning about the other creatures here. He requested a bestiary. The only thing I’m concerned about is him being friends with Discord.”
>Luna breaks into a cold sweat.
>”This could be worse than thine expectations. I must convene with thine sister at once.”
“Luna it’s okay! He can’t be that bad.”
>”We request that thou refrain from further interaction with the human until we discern his intentions. Until then, be safe Twilight Sparkle.”
“Luna wait~!”
>Before you can reach out to her, you’re whisked away by a whirlwind of paper and broken scenery.
>You wake up covered in sweat.
>And fear that something bad could happen to Anon.

I hope you enjoyed. Even I'm excited to figure out how this will play out.

>9

>>30335486

>>30335486

>ywn be the prison bitch

>>30336555
Trips

Writing some green right this instant. Keep the thread alive.

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>>30337467
>Tfw everyone in the prision is your bitch and you feel like the king of the world in your little paradise
>Then, when your sentence ends you realise nobody wants to give you a job not only because of your criminal record but also because you are a creature who doesn't even have a cutie mark or magic.
>you became homeless and extremely sad, sleeping on the streets and feeling hunger you soon realised that all you wanted to do ever since, is go back to prision since it was the best time of your life, even when considering your time on earth.
>Now nothing is compared to the good time and many folks you met in prision who treated you not only like the boss but also like the closest thing you got to friends.
>so you decide you want to go back and rob a store but the employee was a retired guard and pulls a broadsword on your ass.
>In a time of panic you two wrestle but you somehow made him stab himself with the tip.
>So you go back to prision where you can finally feel safe again but you are given death penalty.
>At this point you don't care because at least you will die in the only place where you felt hapiness, the only place you can truly call "home."

Continuing from: https://pastebin.com/ci8KHeMd
>You slowly compose yourself, newfound determination steadying you
>You need a plan to get Twitch out of his cell
>But the Overseer has the key, and keeps it on a necklace...
>But there has to be a way!
>Maybe if you talk to the other guys in the polo club, you can come up with something
>It’s just like mom always told you
>Nothing is impossible
>You slip under the covers, switching your lamp off
>Maybe a bit of sleep would help you
>You’ll get that dumb human yet!
>Well, not you, but it’ll be you in spirit

>Some time later, you are that same dumb human
>And something isn't quite right
>Your eyes slowly open, having been pulled from your dream
>Luna had been just as confused as you were
>Whoever was waking you up was probably going to get a royal tirade
>Or so you thought
>When you awake, the first thing you notice is how perfectly still Luna is in your arms
>Even her mane isn’t flowing
>The next thing you notice is the clawed hand on your shoulder
>”Wakey wakey, loverboy. You owe me an answer.”
>You twist around, grumbling at the floating draconequus beside your bed
“Right this fucking instant? C’mon, man. Luna and I were-“
>He rolls his eyes, holding up a paw and making a face
>”Please! I’d rather not know. And yes, right now. You’ve kept me waiting long enough. Up you get.”
>With a snap of his fingers, reality smash-cuts to his “office”
>You land on what serves as the floor with a thump, waking you fully
“Oof! Alright, alright! Answer’s yes! I’ll take care of the orb and... whatever the other thing is. In exchange for a couple things.”
>Discord snickers, watching as you rise to your feet
>”God powers and immortality, right? Waaaaaay ahead of you, my boy. And I’m gonna have to draw the line at the first one. You don’t need ‘em.”
>You glower at him, folding your arms as you stand up straight

>>30339821
“What kind of garbage is that? I’m about to go off something that you presumably can’t take care of yourself, and you won’t even make me a deity for it? That’s bullshit Discord.”
>His rear legs touch down and he stands before you, towering high above as he replies calmly
>”You’re already godlike by pony standards. I don’t need to change anything about what you’re capable of. I’ll make you immortal, sure. That’s easy. But I don’t need you running around trying to reshape this world in your image. And don’t tell me you wouldn’t.”
“…That’s fair. There’s one more thing, though.”
>The serpentine chaos god cocks an eyebrow, intrigued
>”Oh? Something I didn’t anticipate? Delightful! Go on, then.”
>You tell him
>He stares at you, but begins chuckling slowly
>”Whoa-hohoho! That’s quite an endeavor. I won’t say it’s impossible, but it’ll be tricky. If you fulfill your end of the bargain though, I’ll make it happen. Scout’s honor!”
>He throws up a Cub Scout sign
>You’re a bit too used to him knowing stuff he shouldn’t to be shocked, but you snort as you return it
“Good enough for me. Anyways, since I’m committed to this, can you answer some questions now?”
>”Suppose it’s the least I can do. Ask away!”
“Why can’t you just snap this thing away? You literally pulled me from another world, so why can’t you send this thing to another?”
>Discord whistles, giving you a brief round of applause
>”How astute! I was kind of expecting you to just roll with things after securing your supply of princess rump, but sure, I’ll tell you.”
>He turns about and begins walking, gesturing you to follow even though he’s not really going anywhere
>You fall in step beside him
>It’s surreal, to feel yourself moving forward but register no change in your surroundings
>Until he snaps again, and now scenery begins floating by

>>30339828
>”So, to begin, entities created in Equestria cannot leave. This is true for anything native to this plane, including me. I technically exist in all planes since I’m a personification of the force of chaos, but I can’t assume a living form in any world but this one.”
>You nod
>”The entity we’ll be dealing with is actually two creatures from this plane. They both feed off emotions in their own unique way, which is how they eventually found the orb. The nastier of the two got to it first, and when the other one showed up she wound up becoming an involuntary vessel. Nasty business.”
“So they… fused?”
>”Not irreversibly. But yes.”
>Greeeeaaat
“So even if you’d tried to send them… it… whatever-“
>”It would have failed. As twisted as they have become, they’re still a part of Equestria.”
“Why, though? Why would that ever be a thing?”
>He shrugs
>”You’d have to ask Faust.”
“So… How do I go about this?”
>”Just touch them. The worse of our two evils exists almost entirely as a magic entity; she’ll be damaged just by being in contact with you. Get them in a good chokehold or one of those crazy wrestling moves you know, and it’ll be over in minutes. The other one will be incapacitated for a while even after she’s freed from the other’s influence.”
>Huh
>That doesn’t sound too hard
“Alright. Thanks for the advice.”
>”Sure. Anything else?”
“When should we do this?”
>”As soon as possible.”
”Give me until the day after tomorrow?”
>”Uuuuuugggggghh. If you must. Settle your affairs and prepare yourself, because this will probably be the most dangerous thing you’ve done, period. Not just since coming here.”
>We’ll just see about that
“Will do. Can I cuddle my moon princess now?”
>Another loud snap, and you’re back in your still-frame prison cell
>A perfectly Anon-shaped space lies between the blanket and the mattress, Luna curled up against where your chest was

>>30339833
“…Jesus, you can stop time?”
>He stretches, popping his back casually
>”Indeed I can. Easy to do when you’re a real god.”
>You shoot him a wry glance, but he just laughs
>”Awww, don’t be like that, Anon old pal. We’re going to be good friends. We’re two chaotic peas in a planar pod, you’re the Slaanesh to my Tzeentch!”
>A smile forces itself on your lips as you carefully slip back into the space you left behind
“Heheheh. Slaanesh because I rub bellies and scratch ears, huh?”
>”Precisely, you mare-izer, you. And we’ll be meeting Khorne soon enough. Sleep tight!”
>And with that most discomforting of farewells, he’s gone
>Luna sniffles, waking moments later as time begins flowing again
>”Mmmph. Anon? Why did you awake…?”
>You whisper softly, running your fingers through her mane to lull her back to sleep
“I have a hard time staying asleep sometimes, that’s all. You don’t need to worry, Luna. Everything’s alright. Let’s go back.”
>She hums, nuzzling your cheek
>”As you say… All is well…"

Sorry for the brief update. I'll be able to get more done now that I am not studying, drinking, or some combination of the two.

>>30339845
thanks for the update
also glorious chaos gods are always watching the actions of their champions

Anon consoling infibulated mare prisoners when

>Pone prison just involves massive amounts of cuddling and team building activities

>>30340177
Never. Get your whack-ass fetish out of here, but leave the dubs.

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Windows 10 fucked over my files, some of them have the original words and other doesn't
And I can't save the text or see if there is any grammar mistake
I need to find a way to fix it before I get more lazy to write and die more than I already I am

>>30340348
Wand no. I believe in you. Your friends in the Discord will read through your stuff for errors if you need.

>>30286282
Holy shit, this thread's back? I stopped following months ago, when there were week-long intervals between green updates. Anything good happen while I was gone?

>>30340519
The necromancer PhysicsAnon brought us back like four threads ago.

>morning bump

>>30341169
>noon bump

>9 isn't fine

>>30339845
I'll be waiting, faggot.

>>30342722

PAGE 10 IS NOT OUR FRIEND

>>30345872
That's an interesting recolor there, friendo.

Boomp for twitch getting busted out of his cell, smacking a p0ne in front of anon, then being shown how humans treat serial smackers.

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>>30339828
I think that Anon asked to be able to have children with ponies or the ability to charge his phone.

trying to work on green soon

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>>30348557
JUST

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>>30340430
I think the problem is that I get distracted most of the times and don't end up writing like I used to
I'll try to see where to download microsoft word and start writing again

>>30349239
Might want to check out Google Docs. Most of the same features, and cloud storage so you don't lose the green with a failing hard drive.

>>30345203

>10

>9

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>>30339845
>And we’ll be meeting Khorne soon enough. Sleep tight!
OH JOY.

I'M SURE HE'LL BE THRILLED TO MEET YOU.

Do the Jailhouse Bump

8 not great

>9

Bampu

>>30358242

>>30359205
Page 9 in an hour and twenty minutes.
Why?

>>30359879
I don't know but it keeps doing it.

>>30359879

>>30359879
>>30360599
New horse, from Australia this time.

10/10 cried like a little girl

Here is story for thread to live
>Anon go to silly pone world through plot bullshit
>bumps into smol pone on street
>charged for assault agressive behavior and visual offence to public
>goes to smol pone prison
>they're all a buch of pussys
>Anon instantly becomes the king of the prison
Fin

>>30362384
Fanart when?

>9

Writing and updating tomorrow.

>9

Has there ever been a pony in human prison before?

Lot of bumps in here.

>>30367040
>Pony comes to earth, accidentally steals food from a farmer's fields, thinking it's free food.
>Unsure of how to handle a talking horse in the justice system, the judge defers to sapience and sentences them to a year in prison.
>Pony hears the word 'year' and breaks down in a panic.
>Is an absolute mess.
>Inmates see the adorable talking horse suffering and crowd around, trying to make them feel better.
>Treat the pony like a small child, protecting it and petting it and sharing food and stories.
>Pony gets its own gang who want nothing more than to see it safe.
>Gang jumps on anyone who tries to abuse it.
>Talks about friendship all the time.
>Pony is still scared, but feels a lot better, and helps reform hardened criminals.

>>30367703
I like this

>>30367703
I like this too!

>>30367703
A cute.

>bump

>>30367703
I'd feed it (You)s

>>30367703
>Due to the princess's influence and a whole lot of politics, pony is due to be sent home after only a week in prison.
>Lots of crying, hugging, and belly rubbing are had by the inmates before pony is due to be deported.
>They all share a big group hug before pony gets sent home.
>Pony sends the inmates gifts regularly from Equestria, along with photos of its family and home.
>Inmates have a weekly get-together where they share friendship stories now.

https://pastebin.com/u3kaC9gz

Be Short Fuse
>You are outside of the prison of Saddle Arabia, staring at the terrorists that decided to randomly show up with a yellow Tatlzwurm.
>You have a few guards alongside you, they being Lima, Royal Mess, Tactic Star, Royal Spear, the pair of minotaur guards Delta Iron and Omega Iron and Light Cloud.
>Nurse Redheart was watching from a safe spot near the entrance.
>Various inmates were watching from their rooms near the windows of their cells or other rooms in the prison, where they were safer.
>Only the more brave were at the entrance, curious about what the terrorists would bring with them today.
>And in front of you, there were the terrorists. In total, they were ten ponies.
>Ten bad ponies who don't see evil in their consequences!
>Ohh but today, today you're going to change that!
>You don’t know why they’re here, to begin with… maybe they want to give back Nightly Veil and say everything was a mistake.
>You really want to think that’s the reason.
>But they’re already giving us bad goofy faces! Those ponies! Grrr!
>But...
>As much as you want to give them a lesson, you can’t help but feel odd as if somepony was missing.
>Some… annoying pony.
>Oh right, their leader is missing.
>You take a step forward and with the manliest voice you can get, you speak to the terrorist ponies.
“Who’s in charg- ahpff!”
>Oh by Celestia, you bite your tongue! It hurts! It hurts!
>You were too angry to realize you had your tongue out for a bit and accidentally bite it!
>”Nurse! The warden’s hurt! I repeat, the warden’s hurt!” Shout a desperate Tactic Star from behind you.
>”I’ll give him CPR! Back off everypony! I got this!” Said Nurse Redheart who almost jumped at the moment to aid you.
>You don’t know what CPR is, but it sounds scary. Scary as syringes!
“Am fine! Ah just need som timffe!” You barely say with your tongue hurting a bit.
>Uh, you wonder now if farm ponies bite their tongues to speak this way.

>>30371631

>”Nonsense! I will help you out! It’s my pleasu- I mean, my job to do so!”
>As she got close and started to put her face close to yours, a terrorist who was on top of the Tatlzwurm jumped down and landed right in front of you.
>The landing was perfect but so noisy, it startled you two.
“Eep!”
>Whoever landed in front of you looked to wear a heavy armor, its face had been covered with a red helmet, only showing its twisted smirk at you.
>You… never seen this terrorist before.
>This terrorist is so… tiny.
>And that armor? If Papa fuse told you something, is that red and black means bad business!
>Or a bad choice of fashion, which in your very good point of view… looks ugly.
>Like, come on, this tiny terrorist had purple fur that was the only visible part of its body. And that armor? It looks soooo uncomfortable.
>So, like, out of fashion.
>...You need to stop reading your mom’s fashion magazines… and stop talking like her.
>”Hello… warden! We finally meet!” By the voice, you could notice the terrorist was male.
>He started walking around in a single line, taking a peek to the guards and then the terrorists.
>Or well, that’s what you want to think. You aren’t sure since you don’t know if this pony is blinking… or looking to somepony… or, well, maybe he’s a cyclops! How scary!
“Who... are you?” You slowly say, just in case you bite your tongue again.
>The terrorist chuckles.
>”My name isn’t important, what is important is what we come here to do today. Warden of this prison, you must of know that we are here for our revenge… a revenge for a game these PATHETIC ponies lost a few days ago…” The tone of the terrorist pony was a bit deep as if he was trying to sound evil or serious.
>Your eye twitches as you hear the excuse of this terrorist to come here, in front of you… in front of Lima’s for Celestia’s sake!

>>30371656

“You ponies come here after kidnaping a colt… and want to play a little game of revenge? You ponies have no shame! Kidnaping the little brother of Lima…”
>You take a look back at Lima, who instead of crying or being sad… was angry. Of course, she was, in front where if not the original kidnappers, the ones who started it all.
“You ponies have no right to challenge us to a game… in fact, I asked for reinforcements and they’ll be probably tomorrow’s morning. I hope the name of Captain Shining Armor rings a bell!”
>Hopefully that was his name and you are not messing it with some pony's else. The less you want to do is to speak wrong of the name of royalty!
>”C-Captain Shining A-Armor? The pony who helped the e-entire Crystal Empire?” A terrorist said while his legs were shaking.
>”The o-one who the legends said can only and will defeat the evil that is King S-Sombra?” Another terrorist said, scared as the other one.
>”The pony who married an alicorn beauty that everypony falls in love despite her being married and implied to have a baby in a few moons?” The terrorist took a pause and dramatically sighed. “Did I said how beauty she looks?”
>Every terrorist looked at the terrorist who was just looking around as if he said something horrible to royalty.
>”W-What? If it’s about the baby, it’s on the news…”
>”SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!” The armored terrorist said and, with a strong hit on the sand with his hoof, made everypony hush.
>That’s… pretty strong for a tiny pony like him. Also, how can he make the sand sound like ground? That’s not how is supposed to work!
>”You see warden… I don’t care whoever that pony claims to be. I want to give you an offer you won’t refuse.”
>An offer that you won’t refuse? What could possibly be?
>Because if it’s a dress…
>No! Don’t fall for it!

>>30371747

“There is nothing you ponies can give us that can change the things how they are! You heartless terrorists kidnap a foal! A FOAL! Unless you return him… I won’t choose anything and there won’t be ANY game! I’m calling the princesses on your pony's flanks!”
>You were angry, too much to even care about that last line.
>There is a line that ponies need to cross and these… have crossed it!
>Although they’re not mexicolt ponies, which those aren’t allowed unless they are legally jumpers.
>”Oh, boh, hoh, hoh. And I thought you would accept my offer… since it has that colt as the reward.”
>What?
>”What!?” Lima yelled from behind, quickly flying next to your side. “YOU MEANIES WANNA USE MY TINY MANGO BRO BRO AS A DEAL? HOW LOW CAN YOU TERRORISTS GO!?”
>Oh she was on the edge of screaming and screeching… and Zakon wasn’t close to helping her out.
>You stare back at the terrorists, or well, you stare to the one looks like the current leader or important one; the red and black armored terrorist.
“Lima’s right. What you ponies want makes nonsense. Kidnapping ponies is no game… give him back.” You get your chest fluff out, just for good measures. Then you remember you’re wearing your warden outfit and they won’t see it… Whatever! Just act tough like the warden that you always are! “As the warden of the prison of Saddle Arabia… I command you terrorists to give the colt, Nightly Veil, back to our hooves! Give us back and your sentence won’t be a month long!”
>You should threaten them with having them be Anon’s cell partners… Anon could use some new friends.
>Various terrorists seemed affected by your speech, all except the armored terrorist.
>”And if we refuse?” The armored terrorist says with a smirk, looking at Lima and you.
“Well… then we… have no choice but-”
>Before you could finish, Lima went ahead and spoke to you.

>>30371792

>”Then we’ll have to accept the game and not only take back my tiny brother… but you ponies will be in jail for more than a month! Heck, maybe I can convince Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to take your flanks to Tartarus! You monsters!”
>The armored terrorist chuckled while the other terrorists were rethinking their life choices.
>”Hah! Then it’s a deal, sis!” The armored terrorist came closer to Lima, took a jump and booped her muzzle.
>...HE WHAT!?
>Lima was speechless! This dirty… vulgar terrorist is the worst!
“Whatever was that for!?”
>But the armored terrorist wouldn’t reply, instead he would chuckle at how Lima was holding her hoof and deep thinking about the sudden boop.
>”So we have a deal? If you guards win, then we’ll give you the colt back.”
>Wait, what do they win by this besides the victory as revenge?
“And if we lose?”
>The armored terrorist once again chuckled, this time evilly and slowly.
>You are getting tired of this pony’s sense of humor.
>”Then you warden will join our team of terrorists!”
>You gasped.
>The guards and everypony who could hear did too.
>Lima took some time to recover but gasped with us.
>”So? We have a deal...?” He extended his hoof.
>This must be the hardest decision of your entire life, second by accepting the job of warden when your parents didn’t want to.
>But, like that time back at your parent’s house… you have a duty to do.
>You are a warden.
>You must protect those who require aid.
>You will be their lightning in the dark!
>You are Short Fuse, warden of the prison of Saddle Arabia.
>You stare deep into the red helmet of the armored terrorist and hold your hoof with his cold iron hoof.
“Deal.”
>And you promise to take care and help everypony of this entire prison.
>Right from your first day to your last day as a warden.


So this is what I got for today's night update.
Hopefully... thread won't die after I post this time.
Also I posted on the Discord a pastebin for proof-reading, but nobody replied.

>>30371882
>Also I posted on the Discord a pastebin for proof-reading, but nobody replied.

Shiiiiit, I even saw it but just forgot. Got absorbed by the summer sale. I'll try and go over it tomorrow, Wand.

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>>30334655
Time for sexy.
>You’re Anon.
>And you’re holding a sweet, pink succubus who is weak in your arms.
>She’s giving you the most innocent, vulnerable, blushing stare.
>You almost feel weak looking at her.
>You take her in your arms without a word and peck her on the lips once.
>She closes her eyes and submits to your desires.
>You didn’t think it’d be this way, you thought she’d be the dominant one.
>And you’re fine with it either way.
>You kiss her again, but taste her tongue in this one.
>Her saliva is sweet, and reminiscent of strawberry tea.
>You can sense her fear of you being destroyed by her, and you continue to stroke her mane as you french her delicately.
>She breaks the kiss first and looks deeply into your eyes.
>”Anon, you’re throbbing down there.”
>You lightly giggle.
“And you are stiff. Relax, Love.”
>You gently stroke your parted fingers down her body to her flank.
>She shudders from the unique sensation that only you can give to her.
>And she slightly moans as you run a finger around her quivering haunches to her lower belly.

>>30373650
>She tenses up as you reach her slit, soaked beyond belief.
>You can feel her clitoris twitching wildly, but you can’t see it from this angle, so you assume it’s winking.
>You’re exceedingly aware of how immoral this act is in your own world, but it’s so powerfully arousing.
>Your fingers slowly feel the outside of her small vagina.
>It’s thicker than a human female, but very similar.
>She gasps as you find her vaginal opening and stick in two fingers.
>It’s tight, but it slides in with little resistance, the godly and warm sensation turning you on even more.
>Further, you can smell the sweet scent of her pheromones leaking from her moist crevice.
>”Anon, stick it in already! You’re teasing me too much.”

>>30373655
>You got so lost in your own sensations that you forgot about hers.
>She fusses but she can’t even look angry at you anymore.
>You pull down your trousers and point your erection at her hole without much movement and push her onto it.
>”Ahhh” She moans loudly with excitement, as if renewing her vitality at once.
>Unexpectedly she bounces up and down, tongue haphazardly lolling out, with an incredibly orgasmic expression.
>”Hah… Hah… So thick...”
>You can’t contain your arousal either and thrust upward using your legs.
>Her ‘Ah’ becomes ‘Oh’, and you’re getting off from just her lewd face.
>”Are you going... to cum soon, Anon?” She barely utters in between slaps of your cock.
“No way, it’s going to take more than that.
>She says “What?!” But you cut her off by flipping around and fucking her in missionary.
>You have a lot more leverage, so you fuck her a lot harder than before.
>Her moans turns into shouts, and her eyes have nearly rolled to the back of her head.
>It must be stimulation like she’s never experienced before, as she’s drooling and almost unconscious with pleasure.
>”Anon… Please… Slow down… OHHH!”
>You thrust deeper than ever before, hitting what must be her womb.
>You’re about to cum, so you’re going to enjoy this as much as possibly. You take your tongue in hers…
>And pump hard against that deep spot.
>Her muffled screams and the whites of her eyes are the last thing you see…
>...Before you break the kiss and cum into her with the force of a geyser.
>She screams in orgasm, squirting all over your cock
>and passing out.

>>30373659
>……
>After an excessively long orgasm, you fall over to the side, and exhaust your breath as if you were holding it in.
”W-whoa… I didn’t think she’d pass out. Horsepussy must be sensitive.”
>You look at her, and find her tongue is still hanging out, and her vagina leaking copious amounts of semen.
>It’s been 3 weeks since you last fapped, and you are by no means disappointed.
>There’s no way she didn’t become pregnant from that episode.
>”HEY! W-what’s going in here?”
“Aaah!”
>You pull up your elastic pants at lightning speed and look at the door.
>Two guards are looking at you and Lovestruck with a mixture of fear and something else.
“How long have you been there?”
>”Do you not remember the guard who’s posted outside the door at all times.”
>At all times.
>Those words ring in your head, making you feel really stupid.
“Hahaha… Um… How loud were we?”
>”Do you really want to know?”
>You shudder, but nod your head in fear.
>”I’m pretty sure anyone in the cavern, even in the great chamber, could have heard that scream.”

>>30373662
>You look at Ebola with terrible guilt, but you can’t help but laugh at yourself at fucking her until she passed out.
>She hasn’t woke up either.
>You look back at the guards with a guilty smile.
“This uh… Isn’t a problem, is it?”
>The guards laugh heartily at your expense.
>”Nah, it’s legal to have sex publicly, as long as it’s consensual.” The left one says.
>”Yeah, don’t be surprised if you find Ronnie and Hyde bucking either, they’re a pair of messed up rutters.” Says the right one.
>You’re a bit frustrated how all the guards look the same.
“What’s a rutter?”
>”It’s an equestrian slang term for someone who indulges in too much intercourse.”
>”Anyway, is she okay?”
>You hear her breathing, so she’s fine. You nod at the guards and they leave and shut the door, murmuring as the chat out of earshot.
>You’re not really bothered by being caught, but you are kind of worried you overdid it with Lovestruck.

>>30373671
>As you finish your thought, she groans awake and looks at you in a daze.
>”How in Celestia’s haunches did you make me cum that hard...”
“I’m pretty experienced, you know.”
>”That wasn’t even experienced. That was godly. No stallion I’ve ever heard of has lasted more than two minutes.”
“What about other creatures?”
>”…Ten at most?”
“That’s nothing. I’ve gone 30 minutes at a time or more.”
>She audibly gulps.
>”Anon, umm… you’re serious about this right? I am so glad you’re alive...”
“I never go back on my word. And I never once thought I was in danger. I love you Ebola.”
>”I-I-I love you too.” She says blushing and cover her face with her tail.
>You have to tell her, though you know she’s going to be completely mad about it.
”Um… Love, you screamed so loud that everyone within half a mile probably heard.”
>”WHAAAAAT!?”

That's all for the update! I'm sorry for not posting sooner, because I got banned for shitposting.

Please, tell me your thoughts. I don't think I have any lewd scenes planned for the rest of the story, but I could always use some improvement.

>>30373692
It was a pretty good update. I don't want to sound like I'm complaining but I would've enjoyed it if it was a little bit longer

>>30371882

Amd ibe judt been busy moving to my new home! Sorry man!

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>>30373848
I didn't want to carry it on too long, as I was worried it would turn the focus into a romance. It's meant to be a suspense story.

>>30372447
Why? I already post it, thus everyone is >reading it so is supposed to be on the update now.

>>30373692
I like it so far my nig

>9

>>30374902
Who's this fluid druid?

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Here's the pastebin chapter with yesterday's night update.
https://pastebin.com/u3kaC9gz
I'll try to write something when I'm off from work tomorrow.
So... no comments meant I did bad or you guys are just lazy/waiting for physics instead? Be honest.

>>30379036
Traps are gay

>>30379036
gay ain't my thing so I've never bothered to read your story

But seriously though thanks for contributing green and keeping the thread alive
Also I think most pony prison readers are active during the afternoon

I'm still chugging away at ideas for the thread but I'm just too busy to really contribute

>>30377722
Bump.

>>30379919
If they're, then they are just lurkers, thus only giving us page 8-10 bumps with nothing better to do.
I guess the board is dying since, when a new thread is made and is popular, it gets various replies, but, when is an old thread that used to be popular, it barely gets attention.
Time changes and it's sad. I was here since the beginning.
Writefags don't get feedback, threads don't get ideas or motivation to continue.
Just think about it.

>>30378539
I think her name is Copper Top

>>30378539
>>30381174
Unfortunately, you're right.
I still can't believe no one went for Hot Fuzz
At least it isn't a derpi-tier generic name

>>30381495
I forgot she was also called Hot Fuzz. I remember there being two ocs. What was the other ones name?

>>30381964
Top unf

I will wait forever for zew

>>30383700
He was writing a sci fi story in aie. he died though.

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>>30381495
/mlp/ went for it, Derpibooru just used Copper Top because they order they shit in their website.
Which, by the way, is so horrible managed.

Alright. Gonna write my ass off tonight and have something to show for it by tomorrow. Also, R, what happened to that CYOA you started?

Going bump in the night. :^)

>>30385982
And the morning

>>30373677
Nice.

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>>30384484
>because they order they shit in their website.

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Does no one care about prison ponies?

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>>30381174
>>30381495
>>30384484
Wrong. It's Blue Fuzz.

>>30388816

>>30388816
If we can come up with hundreds of variations of pinkie's name, we can call cop horse whatever name we want also.

>>30390944
No, I mean Copper Top and Blue Fuzz are two completely different ponies. Blue Fuzz was an OC on /mlp/ and Copper Top is a canon character.

>>30339845
>You are…
>Well, almost everypony just calls you Twitch
>No one seems to remember your real name anymore, and you’ve given up correcting them
>You’ve been in this prison for nearly two whole weeks
>There are times when you think the entire world has forgotten you
>But it isn’t so bad
>It was definitely scary at first, but you tended to scare away the other scary inmates, so it sort of balanced out
>Being in here keeps others from bothering you, too
>The only downside is that there isn’t much to do in your cell
>The guards don’t let you get books from the library anymore
>Instead, you just do pushups
>And leg bends
>And every exercise you can think of, plus some that you made up
>It’s gotten to the point where you don’t think you’d lose to any of the weights club members, if it came down to it
>The soreness in your nose from where the head guard struck it still hasn’t gone away, so you begin your usual exercise routine to take your mind off the ache
>Your body works almost automatically while you think
>What does a hyumin even look like?
>You didn’t learn about anything like that in school
>Would you know him when you saw him?
>And how does he get ponies to like him?
>What’s his secret?
>You have to know!
>You visited every club you could before you were sent to solitary time-out, but it never went right
>Even the racing club, which had been your best hope
>You were quick on your hooves and more so in flight, but you just can’t control yourself around other ponies anymore, so they always get scared away
>Ma always said it was just because you were special
>But you haven’t seen her in so long, and you sure don’t feel very special these days…
>Some sweat falls out of your eye, and you whisper sadly
“I wanna go home.”
>You keep at it, training until your legs wobble beneath you
>Just one last exercise
>You’d only just recently gotten strong enough to do it

>>30392211
>You take a deep breath and push your wings against the elastic band holding them at your sides
>They gradually spread outward, stretching the rubber as far as you dare before you slowly bring them back in
>You repeat this until the muscles in your back ache too much to do it again
>You stumble over to your bed and flop onto it
>You tremble and jerk against the soft mattress, but sleep eventually overtakes your weary mind like it always does

>You’re washing ink off your hooves and just finished your stack of paperwork for the week, so you’re probably Brass Badge
>Your conversation with Warden made you feel a lot better about things, and you’d blown through the tedium with hardly a thought
>The swelling on your face had even gone down!
>And now it was nearly time for recess!
>Sitting in the sun sounded great, and maybe Anon would tell another story
>With pep in your step, you lock up your office and trot down the hall as the bell signaling the end of nap time sounds throughout the prison
>Time to go wake up your towering friend
>You get to Anon’s door and knock, but get no immediate response
>Wow, did he actually nap this time?
>You’ve seen him go an entire day without one, so you figured he just didn’t need it
>You usually took yours around this time too, but you were too motivated to sleep
>Your conversation with Warden probably cut into her nap time, though
>You hear noise from behind the door, and refocus as it cracks open
>A small, bleary eye peeks out, then a disheveled human sticks his head out
>”Hey, Brass. Glad you’re okay. Got a little worried when you didn’t get back for lunch.”
>Uh…
>You’ll tell him later
“Oh, you know. Things just sort of… took me by surprise. Need a few minutes?”
>He rubs his eyes, yawning
>”Yeah, yeah. Be right out.”
>Even eldritch deities can’t keep their manes tidy during a nap, it seems

>>30392220
>You sit and wait patiently, nodding to passing guards and keeping an eye on the prisoners filing out for recess
>Given all the excitement recently, some of them might get funny ideas
>There had been one incident weeks ago where prisoners got into the kitchen and ate nearly half of the pudding stores!
>Each and every one had the worst tummy ache, and it was nearly anarchy when the rest of the inmates were told they could only get one pudding per day until the next shipment arrived
>You wrinkle your nose at the memory
>They weren’t even getting mad at the right ponies, for Luna’s sake!
>It wasn’t like the guards did it!
>Your silent indignation is interrupted as the door opens, and you glimpse a flash of dark blue pulling away from Anon’s face as he steps out
>Huh
>Must be seeing things
“Ready?”
>He smiles down at you
>”Sure am. Let’s get outside.”
>Hey, he seems pretty upbeat too!
>Great!
>After all that commotion today, it’ll be nice to have a relaxing recess
>You shoulder the door open, and Celestia’s radiant sun warms you
>Another perfect day in Equestria
>Anon’s mighty band on convicts welcomes the both of you with shouts and waves
>You manage a diplomatic nod to the few prisoners who acknowledge you while Anon happily waves back as you both approach
>”Hey guys! What’s up? Feel like doing anything?”

>You’re glowering across the lawn at that towering monkey, so you’re Hat Trick again
>Gosh dang it, there’s even more with him than yesterday!
>You’d had an idea after your nap, but it might not work now…
>”Hey, Hat Trick, didn’t you say you wanted to challenge another club to a match today? Who’d you have in mind?”
>You turn to face the speaker, rubbing a hoof against your neck as you try to explain yourself
“Well… I wanted to challenge the weights club, but-“
>The other stallion, Sweet Shot, flails his hooves while he immediately shoots you down

>>30392228
>”Whoa whoa whoa! Absolutely not! I know you don’t much care for Anonymous, but that’s crazy! The weights club has all the meanest prisoners! They’d probably just break the rules!”
“But I-! I can’t just let this go! I have to-!”
>He puts a hoof on your shoulder
>”Hat, I think it’s really admirable that you’d stand up to those nuts, but challenging them to a polo match is just asking for trouble.”
>You stamp a hoof, trying to find the words without telling him everything
“No, Shot! It’s the best way! If they take us on and play fair, then we’ll win! But if they cheat and all the guards out here see, they’ll get in trouble! We’ll win even if we lose! Don’t you see?”
>Distracting Brass Badge is also your only hope for getting Twitch’s key, but you haven’t shared that detail
>Because you already know it’s a dumb and crazy idea
>But it’s the only way!
>Who else could possibly scare Anonymous?
>You look Sweet Shot in the eye, making a last-ditch effort to convince him
“Please, Shot? Pretty please?”
>He looks down at the ground, biting his lip as he considers
>But when he looks up, he wears a small, confident smile
>”Alright, what the hay. I guess it would be pretty cool to be able to say we beat them at something.”
>Yes!
>You knew you could count on him!
>The pair of you trot over to where the rest of the polo club sits in a circle, stretching and warming up
>Sweet Shot speaks
>”Alright, team, we’re doing something special today. I know a lot of you have gotten tired of playing against each other all the time, and Hat Trick proposed we play a game against another club.”
>Everypony looks interested!
>”That sounds like fun! Who do you have in mind, Hat?”
>Okay
>This might take a bit of convincing, but you’re almost there!
“The weights club!”
>…Aaaaaand just like that the enthusiasm is gone
>One of the mares looks around nervously
>”I-I dunno, Hat Trick. The weights club is a bit…”

>>30392241
>Others quickly join in
>”Yeah!”
>”Let’s play against a nicer club.”
>”Playing against muscle-heads like them wouldn’t be fun.”
>You have to raise your voice a bit to be heard over all the feedback
“Wait! Just think! There aren’t a lot of clubs that do physical activities, and how many of those others would actually want to go against us in a polo match? We’re the best polo players in this prison! Only the weights club would be cocky enough to do it! And plus, you guys don’t need to be afraid of them! I’ll prove it to you! They’re just normal bullies!”
>Even after your rousing speech, there’s still a lot of uncertainty
>A stallion replies
”But… Remember what happened to Alexei? I don’t want to be attacked!”
“Of course I remember! But Alexei accepted Anon’s challenge, see? Instead, this will be Anon accepting our challenge! On our terms! We’ll show him a thing or two!”
>And that cute nurse too, if she watches!
>Things are starting to look up
>Smiles appear here and there
>”I’m in!”
>”Me too!”
>”Let’s do it!”
>YES!
“Okay, let’s go talk to them!”

>You are chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool with your homies, so you are undoubtedly Anon
>Man, if there’s a way for you to feel any better at this moment, you don’t know what it is
>Your dreams with Luna were a potent combination of fun and cuddly, and you got to kiss her a bunch in the waking world before you had to leave for recess
>You gave her the pair of feathers you took from Alexei
>Just like you’d hoped, she was delighted
>The fact that your sweet, adoring moon princess is so metal by pony standards tickles you to no end
>And now, you got to hang out with a band of happy little creatures who think you are just the coolest damn thing
>feelsgoodman.jpug
>You’re chatting with Viktor the griffon and the minotaur siblings, others clustered around you
>You hear voices from the edge of the group

>>30392249
>”Boss! Boss! You’ll never believe this! Get a load of these hotheads!”
>Sand Stone jostles through the crowd, still laughing
>”The polo club wants to challenge us to a match!”
>After a moment of silence, guffaws and hoots go up from your crowd, and you see a flustered-looking at the head of a group of ponies standing just a little ways off from the edge of your circle
>You get up to go talk to them, and the other leading figures in the gang follow
>Steel Trap inspects them while Steel Eye pipes up before you can get a word out
>”Well now. I think you got the wrong guys, polo club. We aren’t the ones you want if you're actually intending to win this match.”
>Their leader fires right back, his burnt orange coat standing out among the others
>”Yeah? Well just because you’re strong doesn’t mean you’re good at sports, big mouth! We only challenged you guys ‘cause you’re the only ones dumb enough to take it!”
>Steel Eye snorts, and you see various other members of the weights club rear up and flex
>”How about you back up that trash, little pony?”
>”You bet I will! Our best four against your best four! Here and now! Tell everypony out here that the polo club’s gonna teach you goons a lesson!”
>You chuckle softly at the exchange
>A hoof tapping on your leg draws your attention to Brass, and you kneel down
“What is it, bro?”
>He gives the mouthy polo player a sidelong glance while he whispers
>”Be careful with that guy. His name’s Hat Trick. I’m not entirely sure, but I think he’s got something to do with Twitch.”
“Is he his henchman?”
>Brass snorts derisively
>”If he is, he’s the most incompetent underling I’ve ever seen. Still, just keep an eye out okay?”
“Sure. Thanks for the heads up.”
>You stand again, to see that Magnolia and Sand Stone have joined in the roast on your side while other ponies have begun piping up on the polo side
>Magnolia crosses her arms, chest sticking out prominently

>>30392255
>”And why do you weenies suddenly feel brave enough to challenge us at sports, huh? I bet this was your idea, Hat Trick. You mad that Nurse Touch hangs out with us instead of you?”
>Wait, what?
>The Hat Trick sputters
>”S-Shut up! Everybody knows your whole club are just a bunch of meatheads who only care about muscles! And ponies have seen you make goo-goo eyes at your ‘boss!’ I think I know why you /really/ follow him around, Magnolia!”
>Some laughter comes from the polo team
>You kind of knew, but your cheeks still flush a little
>You can see pink touching Magnolia’s face too, but Sand Stone comes to the rescue
>”So the boss is a good-looking guy, Hat Trick! When’s the last time a girl ever sat with you at lunch, huh?”
>You stifle a laugh, but but the other lifters aren’t aren’t so polite
>It’s hard to see under his coat, but you think Hat Trick’s properly embarrassed now
>”W-Whatever! Let’s do this already! Overseer, open up the storage area so we can get the equipment and cones!”
>Brass gives him a look, and Hat Trick wilts under his stare
>”I’ll allow this match because I think it will be good fun, but I don’t suggest trying to order me around again Inmate Trick. Now come along, everyone.”
>You smile as the rowdy inmates simmer down and form a neat, orderly group behind Brass
>No matter what happens, he’s still the head guard
>You fall in step alongside him as he leads you around the corner of the building

That's all for tonight! Prepare for wicked polo action and cunning by pony standards subterfuge!

>>30392267
Good to see an update from you Physics.

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is the prison population representative of the civilian population, or is it representative of the demographics in equestria that commit the most crime?

>>30392996
gas all zebras race war now

There isn't enough Cookies art.

>>30286282

The first time I saw the OP image, I wrote this:

>An alarm bell sounds, causing the ponies in the recreation room to look up from their card games, chess games, books, or whatever.
>"I'll bet it's that weird monkey thing again."
>With resigned sighs, the ponies get up and return to their cells, as the guards yell "LOCKDOWN!"
>In the control room, the duty guard captain demands to know what's going on.
>"Inmate no. 1337 has taken a hostage. Again."
>The guard captain visibly relaxes, sighing in exasperation.
>"Looks like I have to go talk to that clown again."
>The guard captain, followed by two other guards, sweeps out of the control room and makes her way swiftly to the maximum security wing.
>The cells in this wing have actual bars.
>A slightly nervous crowd of guard ponies is milling around cell 1337.
>One of them spots the guard captain approaching and turns to report.
>"He took the new guard hostage. Cloverleaf."
>This again.
>The guard ponies make way for the captain as she marches up to the bars.
>The mattress has been wedged up against them in a poor attempt to bar entry.
>Inmate no. 1337, previously known as "Anonymous" is sitting on the bed springs.
>On his lap, wrapped up in his arms, sits a very nervous-looking pony, wearing the usual uniform.
>"Has he hurt you at all, Cloverleaf?" the captain calls through the bars.
>"No ma'am," the guard replies, her voice shaking in fear, "he's just sort of... cuddling me."

>>30394509

>The inmate rubs his blissfully smiling face in her mane, causing the rookie guard pony to shiver in revulsion.
>"I'm sorry, ma'am, I just turned around for a moment, and he-"
>"It's not your fault, Cloverleaf," the captain replies, almost soothingly, "This inmate is a crafty one. That's why he's in maximum."
>Now, looking squarely at the alien prisoner, the captain calls his name loudly.
>"Anonymous! You're scaring her, can't you see that? She doesn't like it. Put her down."
>Anonymous shakes his head, and tightens his embrace on the terrified guard pony.

>The guard captain turns to the nearest guard.
>"Open the door. I'm going in."
>"Yes ma'am."
>Producing a key, the guard swiftly unlocks the door and pulls it open.
>The guard captain enters, casually pushing the mattress onto the floor.
>Anonymous rocks back and forth, the hapless guard pony on his lap rocking back and forth along with him, owing to his tight grip on her barrel.
>"Anonymous, be reasonable. Do you remember what happened the last time you did this?"
>Inmate No. 1337 continues to rock, nodding his head and sniffing at the guard's mane.
>"Do you really want that to happen again?"
>Inmate No. 1337 nods even more vigorously.
>The captain glares at him, fixing the strange, monkey-like alien with her steely gaze.
>Inmate No. 1337 abruptly stops rocking, a look of panic crossing his face, and shakes his head with equal vigor.
>"Then let's not do anything foolish, shall we? Let her go."
>Inmate No. 1337 whimpers, rubbing his face in the guard's mane again.
>"Please."
>Abruptly, the alien inmate rises to his feet, causing all the guards to tense up and prepare to rush the cell to save their captain.
>Then, reluctantly but with tender care, he bends over and sets the guard back on her hooves, and releases his grip on her.
>Cloverleaf immediately runs out the door to join the others, where she is comforted by one of her co-workers, weeping with relief.

>>30394515

>Not taking her eyes off the gangly prisoner, the captain calls over her shoulder, "Take Cloverleaf to the infirmary, and have her checked out."
>"Yes ma'am," the relieved guard replies, and several of the guards depart with Cloverleaf.
>Anonymous sits as the captain approaches him.
>"Thanks for helping us train the new hands, Anonymous."
"My pleasure."
>"I know. Keep up the good behavior, and you'll get your cuddles. Later."
>A happy grin spreads across Inmate No, 1337's face, as the captain winks at him, and turns to leave the cell.
>The guard outside closes the door behind his watch commander.
>"Oh, I almost forgot. Is there anything special you'd like with dinner tonight?"
>Inmate No. 1337 rises and goes straight up to the bars, pressing his face up against them.
"Fava beans and a nice Chianti."
>...
"F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f!!"
>The captain laughs, her mirth belying the stern face she was wearing a moment ago.
>"I'll see what I can do."

END

>>30394523
That was very enjoyable, Anon. I liked the Silence of the Lambs reference.

So what if Anon winds up in Tartarus for reasons and then points out inefficient they are and winds up industrializing the place, only to have him kicked out for costing half the demon ponies jobs also being too effective at the torture?

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>>30392267

>>30394523
I remember this, the prompt of the thread was forced guard pony cuddles I think

>>30392267
love your work man
>>30394509
this was good, forced guard cuddles are always cute

>>30394523
Nice reference

I remember this

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9 please go and stay go.

Page 8 bump.

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>>30397596
Mares in arms are my fetish

>>30398996
Is... Is Pinkie okay in that picture?

>>30399059
she is playing with her reflection from the boot in front of her

>>30397596
Guard mares is such a good and comfy thread, if only I could finish this damn story so I could make a one-shot there.

I'd give my soul
A cat is fine too
If this chant will summon zew
with updates obviously

>>30400510
He's probably jerking it in the afterlife

Friendly reminder to rub the belly of every pony you see.

Bippity boppity bump

>>30401117

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Blue Fuzz's partner in crime

>>30405357
_Hug the police

What's the sentence for licking someone else's ice cream?

>>30406883
Tartarus, with the rest of the monsters.

>9

>>30406883
>30406883
You need to say sorry and then buy a new ice-cream for each one of you so you can talk with your new friendo.

That or offer a chocolate to the officer as a bribe so he didn't saw anything

Nine not fine

>>30410200
>10

Thread so slow it's like everyone went to jail.

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>"Hey Anon can I borrow your Juniecake?"

>>30414282
>Bonbon
I'll consider it.

>>30414282
I was actually hoping I could borrow yours, Bonbon.

nighty bump

>>30416277

Goooooooooood morning Pone Prison!

>>30286282
>You will never struggle-snuggle a guard and get sent to time-out

>10

>you will never take over the prison by bribing all the guards with belly rubs and friendship

>>30420201
>You will never comfort guards when the prisoners are especially mean to them that day
>You will never turn into the prisoner that all the guards go to for comfort after a long day
>Your living conditions will never be improved, and you will never be given more lenience on what you're allowed to do
>You will never end up being able to go just about anywhere anytime you want to
>You will never be several prisoner's and guard's best friend

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If cherry top and blue fuzz were in a unit it would be TOP FUZZ

>>30420232
It hurts, anon

>>30421176
>no bbw mare

>9

>>30420232
>The Warden will never try to keep you in prison longer
>She will never bend over backwards to make technicalities apply to you
>"Cut in line during snack time"; you stepped one foot to the side of the line and then pulled it back in
>"Pushed and shoved"; another inmate had stumbled and was about to fall, and you "pushed" them back up into a steady position
>None of it sticks, and Anon has to give the Warder a few minutes to cry into his shoulder before he leaves

>>30425685
JUST

>>30425685
>>30426662
"No, hey, shh..."
>"B-But you p-p-pushed and sh-shoved!"
>The Warden's small body shakes against yours as you hold her to your chest.
"I know."
>"A-And you c-cut in line!"
"Shh.... shh-shh-shh..."

>niner

I wish I coul draw.

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>>30428876
Holy shit 8 hours sinc last reply! Come on!!

>>30428876
You CAN draw

Depress

Christ. Alright, I'll try and have an update ready in the next few days to stave off the back pages. I dunno where the other contentfags are at. Discord is ded.

EMERGENCY 10 BUMP

>>30394523
Nice.

>nine

i h8 8, m8

>>30433625
everyone is getting ready for burger freedom day

>>30397596
Her P demand Monkey D

>>30434558
FIRE EMERGENCY THRUSTERS, BACK UP TO THE TOP

Bampu.

Well I hear that train a comin'
It's rollin' round the bend
and I ain't seen the sunshine
since I-don't-know-when
I'm stuck in Foalsome Prison
And time keeps draggin' on
but that train keeps a-movin'
on down the San Anpone

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Hey Anon can I borrow your suitcase?

>>30286282
Holy shit, this thread is alive again? Which authors are back? Is it any of the good ones?