So is this what Equestria does with convicts? Castrate them and

>>30286247
we need a guy asking that at a panel
we need answers

>>30286247
Looks like that's from the comics, so it's not canon. Shame because it's funny.

Anon, you know that they befriend and reform convicts. All of them. No exceptions, unless they're an unliked character like Twist and they vanish after their episode.

>>30286247
No, they get banished to various places or just frozen in stone. There were multiple statues in that garden.

>>30286247
I hope so. Being castrated and marooned by society is my fetish. I hope that's what the ponies in equestria do to me when I arrive. Being the only human in equestria, it would ensure doom to our species. God that's so fucking hot!

>>30286255
Castration is part of the reformation process.

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>>30286260
>Not wanting to fill your waifu's womb with your seed
You don't deserve Equestria.

>>30286286
No. We aren't doing this again.
Fucking delete this now.

>>30286286
No it isn't. This is a childrens show and there haven't been any dark undertones for two or three years.

>>30286297
What were the dark undertones before?

>>30286303
Not him, but the first one to come to my mind was Sunset becoming a demon and almost killing Twilight.

>>30286303
Remember when a sleeping dragon blotted out the sun and threatened to destroy all of Ponyville from the environmental damage? Or when Twilight was turned to stone in the woods and was only discovered and rescued by pure happenstance?

They don't do that anymore. This is a kids show, they don't castrate anybody, nobody is in danger, nothing happens. They reform their convicts peacefully and no it's not important how because it wouldn't make sense anyway.

>>30286247
No Luna just cock vores them.

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>>30286334
If those darker elements existed, they still exist. It is not as if canon expires. Let me have my headcanon that they castrate convicts.

>>30286334
Season 4 Tirec practically wins.
Season 5. Glimmer literally tears off the magic marks to make her own society. Glimmer destroys reality. Multiple times.
Season 6. Chryssie literally won. If not for the pure happenstance of Glimglam spying on them, they'd have won.

Might not be any 'mid season' monsters now but there's still dark shit happening.

The claim that it's less dark now is purely because you are used to what made it dark and the odd episodes that are dark aren't 'destroy ponyville' dark, they are 'potentially kill the Ponies involved' dark.

>>30286289
Bad news for you: you can't impregnate a pony. Being a cuck is your destiny

>>30286451
>you can't impregnate a pony
Magic.
My waifu is a powerful unicorn.

>>30286247
A grotto is a cave. It's most likely a place for cult congregations to undertake rituals.

>>30286518
A cave on an island in which they imprison convicts after castrating them, like an Equestrian Alcatraz but with castration.

To make matters worse, the castration is a public affair.

>>30286538
Did you even read the comic? The grotto is in the middle of a forest.

>>30286548
Oh, that isn't water. Oh well.

>>30286426
Tirek is a DBZ character. His ultimate plan may as well have been to blow up the planet. There's nothing grounded about it.

Granted, Glimmer's cult WOULD have been pretty dark if not for the reformation they followed it with. They even revealed the cultists were happier with her in charge in the end. Not sure if that's dark because it's true to how cultists would thing, or if it was the show being stupid again.

Chrysalis was never going to win. Her whole plan went off where nobody could see it and it was unclear what she was going to do. Again, there's no grounding there because who knows what he fuck was even going on with all that.

>>30286460
You can't impregnate a barbie girl

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>>30286578
Too bad for you the argument wasn't whether those dark happenings were grounded or not.

>>30286639
Bitch please. Lex Luthor's plan to drive the earth into the sun with a giant rocket engine isn't dark. It's campy. You know why it's campy? Because it's outlandish, stupid, and totally unfathomable.

There's nothing dark about a plan that happens off screen and merely detains people until the hero arrives. There's nothing dark about a plan like "blow up the planet because I'm angry and red".

>>30286601
I wish the show had gone in this direction. All these "ye be warned" stuff, and concern over the Diamond Dogs like they're meaningful because they kidnap ponies. A bunch of mysterious landmarks. Remnants of the battle with Discord.

There's so much here. I want to know what it is. I wish this stuff were actually something that was going to be the center of a story.

>>30286578
The dark touches were ENTIRELY grounded because they were entirely explained.

Tirek wanted to be the strongest so he could rule. He did it.

Glimmer made her cult because she felt it was only fair that everyone was equal. She did it and they MAINTAINED their cult mindset even after she apologised and left. Her time travel was petty vengeance for Twiggy fucking up her cult and plans. Again that's grounded since she was planning to steal their cutie marks as revenge for them breaking her vault.

Chrysalis changed her method of control. Instead of being the faucet of love from the Crystal Empire, she instead replaced the heroes and leaders of Equestria so she could harness their love via proxy. She explained it in the episode.

The only campy villain we've had is Discord. He's also the most poorly explained because his existence contradicts all the other shit we've been told like him practically owning all of Equestria as the Lord of Chaos before he got sealed despite Equestria being formed by ponies who were trying to escape the wendigos caused by their own disparity.

>>30286765
Campy doesn't mean the character is a clown. The Joker got really dark all the time, but that's because he did awful things to individual people. Squirting them with acid, stabbing them, ramming a pencil into their eye.

>He's also the most poorly explained because his existence contradicts all the other shit we've been told

Oh. I see. What you mean to say is that you read a lot of fanfiction and figure that the gaping multi-century hole in the show's history is actually filled with tons of information. Also, all these doofy villains are actually TOTALLY DARK if you just read the fanfiction that reinterprets everything they do to make it actually grounded and plausible.

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>>30286799
It's sexy and great because all the characters use the same model, so other than hair and color variations there's really no difference between them. Hey guys, I hear Dash's mom is super hot, because she's the same as every other pony in the show but her hair is new.

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>>30286819
Is it any surprise that this fandom is such an autism magnet when one of our longest-running debates essentially boils down to which colors and shapes are the prettiest?

>>30286850
Yes. It's retarded. Blue is objectively the best color and these motherfuckers won't admit it.

>>30286598
Fucking.
Magic.

>>30286850
>waifufags argue and chose their waifus because of colors
are you fucking out of your mind you stupid autismo negroid turbo faggot
you say X is pretty because you love her
when a kid tells you his mom is the prettiest mom in the world, it doesn't mean she's pretty you dumb fuck

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>>30287102
>Loving one dimensional TVTropes
I mean I can kind of understand back in the day, but now it's pretty retarded. Do you like the fashion one or the one that flies fast? How about the one that is a princess? Outside of the colors and hair there isn't much to love.

>>30286247
>Tranny stallions get there balls chopped off and sent to live the rest of their lives in a cave
DEEPEST LORE

>>30287534
Oh, whew, that one was easier to spot, thanks Anon, nearly fell for it! Here's a (you) for your efforts.

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>>30287571

>live the rest of their lives in a cave

But then you will never be able to see cuties like these

>>30286675
But dragons and cockatrices are realistic? I think nostalgia might be blinding your perception.
The show has never been dark. There has never been a moment where a child would think "Oh no! It's the end for our heroes!" There's tension sure. But if you think any of that qualifies as dark, then you need to go watch some 80s cartoons or anime.

>>30286721
There's a reason we were saying the comics were going to be better than the show.
We were completely, laughably, anally BTFO of course. The 1st few issues were that good. Then quality dip happened out of nowhere and IDW never really recovered. They churn out a decent issue here and there but they never returned to the mystique the first few arcs had.

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>>30286451
That's alright, she can just impregnate (You).

>>30286247
Maybe "gelding" means something different in Equestria. Like a metaphorical gelding, where they reform the prisoners through arts and crafts, and therapy. I'll bet they keep the name because it's intimidating, like naming a prison "butt-fuck central".

>>30286765
It's entirely possible that

>A) Discord owned most of the land that became modern Equestria but he never ruled the country known as Equestria
>B) He came at some point after Equestria was made and decided to rule it for shits and giggles

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>>30287999
There is a giant buttplug south of the grotto, so.....

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>>30287974
Actually, isn't this supposed to be femanon?
I want my waifu to impregnate me

>>30288239
>tail isn't tenderly wrapped around his leg
>she's not biting his neck/shoulder or kissing it when coming
>isn't hilted
meh, could be better
the other animation is great tho

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>>30288267
Ending is pretty good too.

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>>30288317
Who was that buttplug made for?

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>>30288325
Its actually a training facility for young geldings that teaches them them how to like it up the butt

>>30288442
>filename
Unf

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>>30286247
yes. its just like straya, only they wont be able to breed and become a nuisance to the canertlot web.

>>30286247
In Europe not even rapists but only pedophiles after committing their crime get chemically sterilized.

How they can feel so superior about not having death penalty is beyond me.

>>30286799
I NEED THIS

>>30286850
>colours and shapes
As apposed to real women who vary based on their colours and shapes?
i know what you're saying but that's retarded way of saying it.

>>30286247
Sounds hot.

>>30286289
Castrated men can still ejaculate; there's just no sperm in their semen.

>>30287890
How is a man making a fake flower that squirts acid realistic? Realism doesn't equal dark undertones. Grounding does. Do you know what grounding is?

It's not when you fucking tell the viewer what the conflict is, and it's not necessarily when your story is non-fiction. By process of elimination we've removed two possible ways for you to not understand. Now all that remains are the infinite other ways you can be retarded.

>>30288989
He's quoting DWK either way, so it was a joke about how ponies aren't sexy and this is kind of stupid, rattled off in a five minute spiel .

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>>30289055
What's sexy about that?

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>>30287999

>Maybe "gelding" means something different in Equestria

If you can use magic to impregnate something your balls would probably being useless.

Real stallions unicorns just use gelding to show how powerful is their magic.

>>30286247
I guess this explains the male to female ratio of Equestria.

>>30289111
It's like 1:1 now, isn't it?

>>30289105
idk Anon
I also find CBT hot, but not when it's performed on me, obviously
Guess it has to be about 'seeing other males losing their virility' or smth like that

>>30286675
There's nothing "dark" about anything in FiM, then, you trog. I mean, unless you're a five year old, then maybe you might get startled by Nightmare Night.

>>30286297
Trixie Lulamoon literally attempted suicide. They wern't even fucking subtle about it.

>>30286255
From an official map I am pretty sure. So unlike a comic it is canon.

>>30289063
That was my 1st post in this thread. You're obviously too mad to have an adult conversation with, but I should have guessed I was talking to a salty faustfag from the start. You're 'dark' mlp never existed you pretentious lummox.

>>30289278
That one's fair. I forgot about that. You got me.

>>30289296
Yeah. Okay. See the episode where Trixie tried to kill herself. Dark undertone right there in season six proving me wrong about the earlier thing, asshole.

>>30289278
That manticore wasn't feral. He took a bow when the audience cheered, implying he was trained. Trixie is too much of a coward to ever work with a real dangerous animal.

>>30286799
If only I wasnt writing 3 stories I would fucking fuckity fuck write them.
PORN WHEN THO
PORN
WHEN

>>30290282
soon

>>30290282
>Be Feather Bangs
>You can barely believe that the three mares are taking you to their home
>On first date, nonetheless
>They lead you to their bedroom
>Fond Feather suggests that they tie your limbs to the bed
>Well you like kinky stuff, so you agreed
>Once they got tied up on your back, they started nuzzling your cock out it sheath
>When it reached its full length, the real fun began
>One took to sucking your tip and the other two licked your shaft and swallowed your balls
>They kept switching positions, not letting you get used to each one’s pleasuring style
>That being said, you didn’t last long
>When they felt that you’re about to cum, they let go and positioned their heads around your flare with open mouths
>Your jizz splashed in their mouths, covering their tongues with the salty taste of your semen
>Oh Celestia , you never came this hard
>You don’t know if you’re gonna be hard after this
>Dear Darling swallows your cock to the hilt, cleaning it from all the stray cum
>After releasing your dick with a pop, she levitates three thick rubber bands
>She slides one at the base of your penis under your balls and the others over them, at the beginning of your shaft

>>30290916
>You feel some numbness, but it’s better than getting soft and embarrassing yourself
>While she’s putting these bands on, you saw Swoon Song licking Fond Feather under her dock
>Anal? This is your luck day
>Dear Darling fishes a ringed ball gag from a nearby drawer
>”You don’t want the neighbors to hear you, do you?”
“Sure baby, why not”
>She puts it in your mouth and you see Fond Feather going first
>Swoon Song wastes no time burying her nuzzle in Dear’s ass
>Fond climbs up the bed and straddles your hips with hers
> You look down and see her sheath-
>Is that a sheath?
> Why does she have a sheath?
“Mmmmmph’
>”Surprised?”
>She rubs her sheathed tip with her hoof
>”Don’t worry it’ won’t bother you”
>She puts her hoof back at your side and moves her plot over your cock
>She goes down slowly
>Her slickened ring taking your tip with ease
>When she reached your base, she closed her eyes and sighed
>She rises just as slow when she was taking you in
>When only the tip remained in, she let herself fall
>Her hips wriggle making your shaft press on her walls
>A moan escapes her lips

>>30290919
>She repeats the previews cycle with a hastening pace
>Her speed increases until she’s riding like a mare in heat
>You focus on the pleasure and try to ignore the flaccid cock in her sheath
>She keeps riding you like this for what seems to be hours with her girly moans filling your ears
>Suddenly, she stops and falls on your pelvis upon reaching her climax
>A clear liquid dribbles form her sheath and her you feel her walls constrict, making you reach your own orgasm
>Some time passes with her stuck in her place before getting up
>She pulls the ball from the gag leaving the ring holding your mouth open and turns around
>”Your cum was tasty, how about you get a taste of it”
>Her butt falls on your face, your mouth over her ponut
>Your chin touching the smooth stretched skin where her empty ball sack should have been
>She pushes your cum out and it falls in your mouth
>With no way to stop this, your only choice is to swallow
>When all of it is out, she gets off you and puts the ball back inside the ring
>Dear climbs up the bed and moves over your hips
>She’s just like her “sister”
>Your aching hard cock is put to use again

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>>30290929
That it for now, I might continue it later

>>30290929
the whole eating your own cum thing ruined it

now if one of the "sisters" had eaten it out that would have been god tier

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>>30291106
>Alright with fucking horses
>Alright with fucking mares (stallions)
>Draws the line on eating your own cum

>>30291246
writefag here, don't hate the guy for disliking some things

Different strokes for different folkes

>>30291106
Some in the other said rape and you can't rape the willing so...

>>30291246
desu it is pretty gross

Bumping this thread for reasons

>>30291751
Learn to leave dead threads alone, anonymous.

>fags ruining three canon female characters by forcing le actually traps maymay every time theyre posted
youre the first ones getting gassed

>>30290929
>She pulls the ball from the gag leaving the ring holding your mouth open and turns around
>”Your cum was tasty, how about you get a taste of it”
I am errect.

>>30292271
>*Gelding maymay

Ftfy

Also traps are fun

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>>30286601
>Beware the poachers they call them Diamond dogs

Noice.

shame they never expanded on..any of this shit

>>30289278
>People still think this
How does it feel to be stupid?

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>>30293106
I don't know why people think that, nobody is going to die in this show

Except for Sombra or that one-eyed demon or that pony that actually died

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>>30293106
What. Do you somehow think it was a show must go on deal. There is zero evidence anybody knew she planned to do the moonshot manitcore mouthdive and if it was show must go on she would have saved it for the end.

>>30290929
Eh...
I would've prefered one of the sisters sucking the creampie then kissing the guy with it
Just dripping from a ponut is meh
but do go on, I've waited for a month for greens about these and nothing ever came out of it, and I don't plan on writing it anytime soon so anything is appreciated

>Pony Australia is full of geldings

>Gelding grotto made me the mare I am today.

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>>30295019
Gelding general when?

>>30296287
gelding is retarded, go back to your trap general
we just want to fuck those three mares(stallions), not fucking castrate ponies

>>30286850
>No one has realized it's DWK

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>>30296344
>Goes to a thread about geldings
>Doesn't want anything about them

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>>30295019
>>30296344

>the smooth stretched skin where her empty ball sack should have been

can you read?

>>30296344
You go back to your home on fag island gaylord

I prefer those three with one hole

their only crime option is rape

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>>30286247
I have a headcanon -because of this thread- that some ponies, just like their real world counterpart, exhibit hormonally-driven behaviors

If those few colts were left ungelded, they would grow up to be sex-crazed stallions with lower intelligence than average and impulsive tendencies

There are always gelded at a young age before any male trait appears so they can keep the skeletal structure of a mare and be raised as such or as really feminine colts

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>>30298260

So what is the punishment for mares? Do they get their entire uterus ripped out? Or just the ovaries?

Or both? The ovaries would be more comparable.

>>30299894
That sounds way more complicated than castration

>>30300775
Try watching the new episodes, fgt.

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>>30301139
It's just an idea that some people enjoy

>>30301390
faggots aren't people though.

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>>30301424
People aren't people

>>30301424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

>>30293348
>Implying this wasn't merely just a mock-funeral that has to be held every so often so the ponies don't forget what they're supposed to act and do in the case of actual death.
Notice how no one is actually crying. The priest only has a sad face so the others know what reaction they should be feeling right now, if the funeral was for realsies.

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>>30301948
Do you really believe this ?

>>30286601
Am I the only one who is going to comment on the buttplug between the monkeys and the gelding grotto? Seems kinda appropriate all things considered.

>>30302046
No you fucking ruble, it's a joke.

>>30301390
I BET THAT ARTIST STILL LURKING IN THIS THREAD AND SAY "Hehehe"

>>30302073
see>>30288057 >>30288317 >>30288442

>>30300758
So? Who fucking cares?

Also magic, suddenly it's not complicated anymore. That was hard.

>>30302272
If medical procedures were so easily done by magic then why the fuck do they still have doctors?

What about all the amputees and crippled ponies and Depy's eyes, can't they just fix them with magic?

I guess not

>>30302532
Because fuck you, that's why. You ain't stopping me.

>>30286247

Nah. It's just a siren's lair, stallions lured there come back having been snu-snu'd until their dicks no longer function for the purposes of reproduction.

>>30288579

Same way pro-lifers who love the death penalty do, my guess.

I'm just pro-death all around.

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>>30299894
FGM.

>>30302907
there're horses, not kurds

>>30302907
thats kinda hot

>>30303521
Are you sure about that?

FGM means removing the clit

>>30303958
FGM means Female Genetial Mutilation and can refer to a number of unnecessary modifications made to a woman's genitals. This usually refers to modifications that are made against the woman's will, though it can also include procedures that are consented to depending on who you ask.

This can include removing the labia majora, the labia minora, part or all of the clitoris, and/or restricting the size of the vaginal opening. Some include piercings and more minor cosmetic modifications that are made in the definitions as well, but in most cases the inclusion of these instances is seen as disingenuous and as an attempt to inflate statistics.

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>>30303958
There are three types of FGM.

>Type1:
Removal of clitoral hood (basically male circumcision), though part of the clit itself may or may not also be removed.
>Type 2:
The clitoris and labia minora are partially or totally removed, with or without excision of the labia majora.
>Type III:
The most severe form, it is also known as infibulation or pharaonic type. The procedure consists of narrowing the vaginal orifice with creation of a covering seal by cutting and appositioning the labia minora and/or labia majora, with or without removal of the clitoris. The appositioning of the wound edges consists of stitching or holding the cut areas together for a certain period of time (for example, girls’ legs are bound together), to create the covering seal. A small opening is left for urine and menstrual blood to escape. An infibulation must be opened either through penetrative sexual intercourse or surgery.
>Type IV:
This type consists of all other procedures to the genitalia of women for non-medical purposes, such as pricking, piercing, incising, scraping and cauterization.

To female convicts, they cut off the clitoris and clitoral hoods, cut off the labia minora, and sew the labia majoras together leaving only a small only a hole for urination. Only the government can remove the stitching, not that they'll ever feel pleasure again.

Ever notice how often Glimmer has cried since her reformation? This is why. Her "reformation" FGM. And since ponies are always naked, it's a mark of shame for all to see. Pic related is Glimmer during the infibulation process.

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>>30303958
see
>>30304159
>>30304168

also yes
im entirely sure about that

>>30304168
>(basically male circumcision)
False. Removal of the clitoris would be more comparable, in nerves lost. Yet still not as comparable in terms of lost function, as the gliding motion is impaired with the removal of the foreskin.

>>30304168
>To female convicts, they cut off the clitoris and clitoral hoods, cut off the labia minora, and sew the labia majoras together leaving only a small only a hole for urination. Only the government can remove the stitching, not that they'll ever feel pleasure again.
wot
where is this done

>>30304500
northern africa I believe

>>30304624
oh
thats just business as usual then

>>30304629
yes
genital mutilation only happens in third world countries
other than the US, of course

>>30304643
still get a kick out of female circumcision being entirely banned but male circumcision being business as usual

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>>30304168
You ever heard of caslick's procedure?

>>30290929
Go on

>>30305430
Do explain, my friend.

>>30306442
Heard about it from the SIM thread, it's stiching the upper part of mare's vulva shut to reduce infection

>>30304168
Which type was done on glimmer?

>>30306555
I just re-read your post and now I feel retarded

>>30286255
>unless they're an unliked character like Twist and they vanish after their episode.
Just like in the soviet union.

>>30304168
That's what she gets for being such an evil mind controlling communist tyrant.

Should have taken her ovaries too.

>>30304159
Attempts to inflate statistics fascinate me.
I may have dreamed this one because I cannot for the life of me find evidence of it but I once read about a survey on cancer rates carried out in a cancer ward.

>>30286819
>>30286850
> because all the characters use the same model

doesn't each gender have different muzzle shapes
and the longhorse and all the ponies with different body sizes and shieeet

>>30306500
it's also barbaric and ineffective

>>30286247
>be anon
>booped sunbutt's snoodle too hard
>sent to gelding grotto
>two weeks before gelding
>bang some trap horses
>cry, get sustenance or sleep otherwise
>two weeks later
>geld yourself to not give them the satisfaction of gelding you
>walk to the dick guillotine
>princess laughs
>it was a prank
>you gelded yourself for no reason
>ballsgoneforever.png
>tfw

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>>30305430
>>30306500
>>30307806
>tfw Caslick's procedure is the Equestrian analog of male circumcision
>It's barbaric and ineffective, but they do it anyway and society is hush-hush about it
>Every day the genitals of baby girls are mutilated
At least it's not as bad as male circumcision because nothing is cut off; though in preventing penetrative masturbation, it has a comparable effect.

>>30308264
>meanwhile male circumcision is considered twisted and barbaric and doctors who do it are imprisoned
Truly a gender-reversed Equestria.

>>30308264
>>30308287
Perfect for reversed gender roles.

>>30308675
But they would REEE you out of there

>>30308954
That's ReeeGRE for you. I got reed out of it for posting a full rgre story, only because it had no Anon in it.

>>30308954
Everyone is currently discussing that nu-Glimmer is the result of female circumcision.

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>>30309020
>>30308787
Headcanon adopted.

>>30309009
Try again and just go for it. Guarantee it's one or two stubborn autists that have been around for years.

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>>30309200
Its the same fag from the last herd thread who kept reeing a writefag because starlight wore a chastity belt in his story

>>30309655
>starlight wore a chastity belt in his story
thats kinda hot

>>30308264
>>It's barbaric and ineffective,
Actually, Caslick's procedure is quite effective.
Not ideal of course, but certainly effective in preventing infection due to exposure.

>>30289135
They tried to make it less obvious, but when you really do the numbers, it's still about a 2-1 f/m ratio

>>30309790
I was just going off what >>30307806 said.

I can believe that it's effective, but probably in the same way male circumcision is effective against urinary tract infections. It's a trivial issue that is easily treatable with a week of antibiotics and which most people never get anyway, but it's used to justify the barbaric practice as a default. Same goes for Caslick's procedure in reversed gender roles Equestria.

>>30309884
Caslick's procedure is completely reversible

>>30310527
Yes, lucky mares and their reversibly mutilated genitals.

>>30290183
>he wasn't feral and that makes trixie immune to digestion

>>30307211
>survey on cancer rates carried out in a cancer ward.
Knowing the breast cancer charities and whatnot this wold not surprise me in the least.

>>30307806
Just like male circumcision.
I guess the genders are not so different after all.

>>30310611
I am jealous. I want a foreskin.

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>>30311107
You can't even masturbate like a normal human being; you have to use lube if you want to stimulate the glans and make a big deal out of it. I'm sorry, anon.

If it's any consolation, when I masturbate and want to make it extra pleasurable, I put lube in a condom, pull back my foreskin, and put the lubricated condom on. It feels amazing. So you still have that.

>>30311167
Now we'll get one of those "I just use spit" responses from some disgusting fucker.

>>30311167
Fuck anybody who thinks circumcision is acceptable as anything more then a punishment.

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>>30311167
>You can't even masturbate like a normal human being; you have to use lube if you want to stimulate the glans and make a big deal out of it. I'm sorry, anon

What? I don't use any and I have no problem at all

>>30311216
You just rub your glans penis dry? Damn must it be insensitive.

>>30311209
Seriously. It fucking sickens me.

>>30311230
> I have no problem at all

>>30311209
My dad was just circumcised because he could no longer remove his foreskin. So it needs to be done for medical reasons sometimes. But that's the only time it should be allowed.

He had to get 7 injections into his penis and 51 stitches.

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>>30308264
>tfw no green yet

>>30311278
Yes that two. Legitimate medical reasons and punishment.

>>30311619
Im am unsure why I spelt to two there.

>>30310838
Don't be dense. It means he wouldn't swallow and spit her out backstage.

>>30311630
We fucking saw her swallow.

>>30311638
that's because horses love salty things

>>30311615
There is tho

>>30312013
The one here is okay ,but it's not Glimmer's pussy is gone green

>>30311630
>screams before she gets swallowed
>gets fucking swallowed
>comes out heavily injured.
You're retarded.

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>>30298260
>"Yes, I was gelded and raised as mare, and there is nothing wrong with that, Anon"

>>30288034
>B) He came at some point after Equestria was made and decided to rule it for shits and giggles
I felt like that was implied, considering Celestia and Luna were still kids/teens when they began ruling the new country, and they took him down as adults.

>>30312900
I just wanted to know if you could still pound me, geez.

>>30289294
The map exists nowhere outside of the comics, anon. It's set to the south of the first version of the official map, and is actually contradicted by the second.

>>30313021
Like it should be. Just look at what that awful one off gag has produced. Pure, unadulterated cancer.

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>>30286765
>>30288034
>>30312997
you guys are scrubs
Discord was a pony, he was pic related
He started as a 'simple unicorn', then got in too deep, shit happened, windigoes happened and he was trapped in time/between dimension/was becoming what we know of him now, then the ponies create Equestria, then he starts reigning over it. Why, who the fucks knows, because he's discord. There's no 'why', only 'because he can'.

Also he could've came out somewhat sane, started ruling peacefully, then became crazy over the years.
If you want to be edgy you can see it as an immortal being losing his friends and families, one by one.
Then the sisters got enough of it and bing bam boom.

I didn't read the comics tho, so I guess I'm missing shit, but since we can't really count them as canon anyway... yeah.

>>30313075
Star Swirl was present and accounted for during Equestria's early history, right up until the point where Celly and Luna got their cutie marks. What the hell are you talking about?

>>30313104
For one, where does this go against my theory?
And second, no, we don't know if Star Swirl was still around for the windigoes, we only know of one of his 'students'.
And the sisters knowing of him doesn't mean they had to know him /after/ Equestria's fundation either. They could've met him well before that.

>>30313114
Read AKR's Journal of the Two Sisters, you dumdum. Star Swirl was an advisor all throughout the early Era of the Two Sisters.

>>30313125
Is this shit even canon?

>>30313142
It was an official MLP book written by Amy Keating Rogers, mate. The one who came up with the alicorns' backstory with Faust. Why do you even need to ask that?

>>30313153
Okay so you're telling me it's as canon as any other IDW comic
good to know

>>30313155
There are three things here:
- A third-party comic by people who don't even watch the show
- A first-party chapterbook by one of the central, most beloved writers of the show who had a firm hand in defining the world
- Your shitty headcanon

It's very easy to rank the above things by order of canonicity.

>>30311167
I have always just done it dry but I will be sure to give that a try.

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>>30313003
Just slip a blue pill in her drink and wait

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>>30313436
>"I know you did this, Anon"
> She points to her erect under developed horse cock
> It's so cute~
>"Now make it go away"
"B-but how?"
>"I don't care, just do it"

>>30313713
kys

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>>30313744

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>>30313769
>being garbage

>>30313289
Holy shit this feels so much fucking better. Is this what sex is like because if so i gotta get me some of that.

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>>30312997
>considering Celestia and Luna were still kids/teens when they began ruling the new country, and they took him down as adults
[citation needed]
Is there any reason to not believe that they took down the asshole first, and then became the rulers? Meaning it would go Windigoes > Equestria founding > Discord being an ass > Sisters taking over

>>30314313
See >>30313125 and the rest of the reply chain. You are free to draw a line on what's canon as you like, and put your headcanon above whatever you please, but there's your citation.

>>30314319
I'm not disputing the canon state of the journal. I'm disputing the fact that journal happened before Discord showed up.

>>30314328
Okay, well in that case:
- During the events of the journal, the Sisters are described as young ponies, and Celestia's shown in illustrations as about the height of adult zebras. They obtain the Elements of Harmony during the course of the book. At this time, they don't yet have their cutie marks; they obtain them at the end of the journal.

- During the defeat of Discord, which we've seen in the show, they're full adults and have already earned their cutie marks. And of course, they already have the Elements by this point, because they use them to defeat Discord.

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>>30314348
>They obtain the Elements of Harmony during the course of the book
...fuck I forgot about that part.

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>>30314348
But then again, at the start of Journal, the sisters neither have their cutie mark, nor the Elements. Meaning that they kind of serve no purpose? They cannot control the skies yet, and they are not Bearers either. So the ponies are just kinda like "sure, let us just go this random scary wild forest that we cannot ever control, and build a huge ass castle to those two kids who have nothing special about them other than being a weird pegasi/unicorn hybrid." I always thought that their rule came from a show of power, being dethroning Discord.

>>30314415
The answer is alicorn magic Anon
Everything's answer is alicorn magic
This book is retarded

>>30314415
Star Swirl specifically sought out the Two Sisters to ask them to rule, as alicorns carry the traits of all three pony kinds, and the new nation of Equestria was founded on such a union.

There also might've been a more practical reason on Star Swirl's mind: Unicorns were permanently draining their magic at the rate of four per night to raise and lower the celestial bodies. Alicorns, meanwhile, have a special relationship with the heavens by which they actually gain a bit of power from the act.

>>30314431
But they didn't do the sky shenanigans at the start. Also
>Unicorns were permanently draining their magic at the rate of four per night
Is that explicitly stated in the book too?

>>30314443
Well, yes, but I actually miscounted, because the ritual takes six unicorns: Star Swirl and five others. Star Swirl is powerful enough to do it repeatedly, but the act permanently drains the other five. By the end of the book, they've run out of adult unicorns with magical ability -- even Star Swirl is drained and prematurely grey after he tried to do it on his own -- so Celestia and Luna make an attempt out of desperation. They succeed, and earn their cutie marks.

>But they didn't do the sky shenanigans at the start.
Yes, but this connection to the heavens was something already known about alicorns. Star Swirl was aware of it ahead of time. Earlier in the book, he'd even offered to teach Luna a star-moving spell that was beyond his abilities, guessing that she would be able to handle it due to her alicorn nature.

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>>30314461
>5 unicorns per day get magically lobotomised
>1825 unicorns per year
>for heavens know how many years
Yeah, this is where I draw the line. This is pure bullshit, especially with the size of cities in the show.

>>30314480
This book is as canon as the sombra/celestia one

>>30314480
It probably wasn't going on for very long, honestly. This was an end-times situation, both for the alicorns and the other ponies.

I still need to listen to Amy's con panel where she discusses the alicorn backstory she cooked up with Lauren. But from what I remember of the 2014 movie leaks, alicorns were meant to be a lost civilisation. I would guess that Celestia and Luna were probably intended to be the last of them, at least on Equestria's plane. There would have been a time before Equestria's founding when alicorns were more common, and born naturally.

>>30314480
>>30314505
Also, it seems I've made a slight error. I just pulled my book off the shelf to double check, and it says:
>"...the unicorns who volunteer for the job can only withstand the task for a short period of time before their magic is completely depleted... forever. Star Swirl himself had been the only unicorn with strong enough magic to withstand this process day in and day out, night after night. But ten other unicorns constantly needed to offer up their magic as a sacrifice for all of Equestria."

So it doesn't specify that it's a one-night-only thing for the others -- just that it's very brief compared to Star Swirl's constant presence.

>>30312864
Anything to defend your 'dark' show, aye kiddo?

>>30314520
There you go. That's a bit more like it. Hell, I even wrote about "dozen unicorns to last a year" before.

>>30314480
But the sacrifice ten thousand unicorns everyday to keep Celestia immortal

>>30311167

Um, no. Cut here, I don't need lube to get off. I can jack off dry just fine. Not that lube isn't nice, but it's not needed and at times it's actually too slick to really enjoy it.

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>>30315618
I just can't comprehend this. If my foreskin is retracted when I wear pants, the feeling of my glans rubbing against my underwear is too intense and I have to go to a restroom to pull up my foreskin. Damn does circumcision do a number to keratinize (callous) the glans.

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>>30315658
Man, on this note, if I were circumcised, I would get an apadravya piercing so I could at least feel something. I'm sorry, cutfags. Hopefully it's just a matter of thresholds and in the end, it's still as pleasurable, even if you need like 100x the stimulation.

>>30315745
> apadravya piercing

So having a metal spike through your glans will make it more sensitive?

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>>30316027
At least it will stimulate unkeratinized glans tissue, sensitive and stimulating. If the glans is airtight against it, it might not even keratinize and stay like that, pink and sensitive. Besides, it's sexy.

It seems like the natural hedonistic option for someone who likes masturbating, especially if your cock is so dead you can rub your glans without lube.

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>>30316272
>"You can't even masturbate like a normal"
>"Damn does circumcision do a number to keratinize (callous) the glans"
>"if I were circumcised, I would get an apadravya piercing so I could at least feel something"
>"At least it will stimulate unkeratinized glans tissue, sensitive and stimulating"

>>30317043
Well, I never imagined that circumcised people could just rub their glans dry. Like I said, even the feeling of my glans rubbing against my underwear is too uncomfortable. Ask any uncircumcised guy and they'll tell you the same. It's actually too intense for me to masturbate even with lube; lube in a smooth condom is the most intense I can handle. Of course, usually I just move the foreskin up and down over it through a tissue and into it.

>>30315658

That's because you have a foreskin preventing your dick from actually getting used to constant low-level contact and stimulation.

We can feel sexual stuff just fine. I get plenty out of jacking off, oral, intercourse, etc.

>>30317217
Except for the unacceptable amount of guys who had their circumcision botched and lost a significant portion of their genitals, if not all of it. Or the ones that flat out died from infection.

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>>30317234
Yes. Sickening.

>>30317217
I'm glad to hear that. The main thing that reduces sensation isn't getting used to it, but keratinization, or the forming of a callous layer of dead skin over the glans. Circumcision makes me sick; for the past month, every time I've masturbated, I've felt awful for circumcised people who can't even masturbate like normal (though now I know they're so keratinized they can just do it dry). The main thing you're missing, in addition to the heightened glans sensation, is the foreskin itself, the most sensitive part of the penis. It's not just a piece of skin; on the underside, it's pink and sensitive and a sort of tickly kind of erogenous.

I'm glad you're ok with it, though, and I believe you can have just as much pleasure (just a higher touch threshold and without the erogenous foreskin part) but it's still literally sickening that society condones male genital mutilation.

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I mean, as >>30317282, we seriously need to speak up about this. Male genital mutilation needs to stop being a taboo hush-hush topic. If you have friends getting married, tell them to not circumcise their children, tell them the foreskin is not just a piece of skin but is pink and sensitive on the underside and erogenous, tell them the frenulum helps regulate ejaculation and prevents premature ejaculation upon penetration of the women (only if you're circumcised can you accidentally cum immediately upon entering the female), tell them that uncircumcised men can't even have their foreskin retracted in pants because the sensitive glans rubbing against their underwear is too uncomfortable, tell them that the majority of circumcised men rightly have feelings of resentment over it and that if they circumcise their son there's a good chance their son will resent them for it, tell them it's literally male genital mutilation and what kind of parent would deprive their son of all that and mutilate their own son's genitals. I've already spoken with two circumcised friends who are getting married and I feel bad doing so because it exposes my friends to everything they're missing and I don't want them to feel resentful themselves, but we have to speak up. This has to stop.

holy shit no one gives a fuck about circumcision, what are you doing
just go post that on your facebook page or tweet it or something idk

>>30317473
You forgot to mention it has a function during sex, keeping the penis moist makes penetration and gliding easier for both parties and prevents the vagina from chafing and getting sore.

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>>30317522
Yes, and also prevents leakage. I learned that when circumcised people have sex, the woman's fluids drip out. That isn't supposed to happen.

>>30317512
I'm glad to read posts like this, because if I were circumcised, I'd be fucking spiteful.

And we were having a conversation about it; clearly the people to whom I responded give a fuck.

But I know it's a sort of derailment. Unless we get back to >>30308264. I agree with >>30311615 that we need a green about this, because fetishizing this is a coping mechanism.

>>30317234
Reminder that most of those who died from circumcisions had them done by someone other than a medical professional, such as a rabbi. If someone other than a medical professional is doing it, there are of course going to be real risks.

>>30317588
Even in hospitals, 1 in every 200 circumcisions are botched. Though in another sense,
every circumcision is a botch, so the whole thing is kind of irrelevant.

>>30317611
>1 in 200 hospital circumcisions are botched
Not true. Less than 1 in 200 people suffer a serious infection after the circumcisions. That's not a botch. That's an infection that arises during the healing process after the operation, and a very uncommon one, which is why doctors tend to tell the parents of recently circumsized children to keep an eye out for those issues, so they can rectify it right away.

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>>30302907
>>30308761
>>30308787
>You are Starlight Glimmer
>Male convicts in Equestria are castrated, but what did that matter, you're a mare.
>Little did you know that mares are, in severe cases, circumcised.
>When Twilight Sparkle offered you a chance at redemption, it was under the condition of circumcision. It was part of the reformation process, they said, or the guilt of your wrongdoings would eat away at you. It was penance.
>They made a new you with a scar for your wrongdoings you can never forget. They cut off your clitoris and infibulated your vulva, marking you forever as a convict for all to see.
>That was the same day they gave you a new mane style. The new Glimmer.
>You can't masturbate anymore or insert anything into yourself. When you clean yourself, you just feel the scar, a reminder of what you can never experience again.
>It hurt so much for the most month, but the real pain was psychological. Twilight told you to focus the pain on never crossing back to who you were.
>It feels like a leash on you. They cut off and sewed up your marehood, and you can never get that back.
>And since ponies are always naked, everypony can see your circumcision. You're a walking warning.
>After you mind-controlled the mane six, Twilight just placed her hoof on your infibulated scars and said, "This is why you're circumcised." The words cut like ice, and you cried.
>You lie on your bed aroused. You can feel the base of your clitoris deep beneath your skin engorged, but when you touch yourself, there's only the scar.
>You turn over in bed and cry. Again. You cry a lot these days. They broke you, physically and mentally. Reformed and re-formed, circumcised forever.

>>30317657
Alright. It sort of angers me that this is even a topic because it's just saying, "Only a small percent of pointless genital mutilations don't go as planned," as if that is remotely relevant. It happens, and every botched circumcision is a pointlessly half-ruined life.

>>30317797
Keep going

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>>30317797
>males lose their ability to ever breed
>females lose some pleasure
seems fair

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>>30317987
About as fair as rape accusations are in our world.

>man accused of rape - guilty unless proven innocent, if by miracle found to be actually innocent, the accusing party will suffer a month of public service works to counteract the 10 years of possible sentence for the "rapist"
>woman accused of rape - lmao, good luck if it was not on an underage

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>>30317987
I depends on severity and recidivism. If it's minor, then on the first offense, they remove one testicle and circumcise you and if you have hooves, you really can't masturbate your circumcised horsecock. Plus it's a public shame for everyone to see your horsie glans penis.. On the second offense, or if it's severe like Glimmer, they just go full penectomy, leaving just a scar going from the head of the penis to the base of sutured scrotum with a small urine opening. The very base of the penis beneath the skin can still become engorged and push slightly against the scar, but you can't do anything with it.

>>30317797
Jesus, that's horrible. Why would you write that?

Well-written though, but still.

>>30318131
That's like asking "why does shoegaze exist as a music genre?"

Because I want to kill myself, that's why.

>>30318131
>>30318155 isn't me.

>>30318161
That's a rather generic statement, don't you think?

>>30318116
How incredibly retarded. A system set up for violent overthrow.

>>30318190
Not really. In ancient China, they castrated criminals, and that system lasted for well over a thousand years. After all, they're criminals, "not you or me."

Regardless, we can fantasize.

>>30318207
And to this day China is still a dictatorial, communist-lite shithole.

>>30318216
China is the closest country on Earth to Equestria aside from Singapore, which is a meritocracy. China is authoritarian, roughly meritocratic, more or less pursues the best interests of its citizens, and has the implicit support of its people (most don't care because their lives are ok and the government is not abusive). China will probably be like Singapore in a century: an authoritarian meritocracy with a high standard of living.

Regardless, the China of today has virtually nothing to do with the perennial dynasties of ancient times.

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>>30318350
>the government is not abusive
FUCKING.
LOL.

>>30318350
>China is the closest country on Earth to Equestria
Literally stopped reading. Nothing on Earth comes close to what Equestria is, which is a near-utopia ruled by benevolent and practically immortal goddess which raise celestial bodies and do everything for the benefit of their people.

That alone makes China as far as possible from Equestria in likeness.

>>30318381
>ruled by benevolent and practically immortal goddess
Soo... UK?

I mean the queen, not the shitstain of a MP

>>30318374
I meant not abusive to the average citizen who just goes about their life and doesn't publicly oppose the government. But whatever, this is a derail.

>>30318381
Fair, there's really no comparison.

>>30318413
pretty sure the uk is replacing all their citizens with violent foreigners

>>30318430
Doesn't the UK have 400,000 mulsims that are being watched because they are potential terrorists?

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>>30318131
Basically >>30308512. It's odd. I fetishize things like torture and circumcision as a coping mechanism.

>>30318457
probably
even the mayor of london is a muslim that hates native brits

>>30318467
How can they cuck themselves so badly?

>>30318467
Look at me: I'm the brit now.

>>30318485
this is what happens when you have no guns and your government gets out of control

but at the same time the womens vote has definitely helped fuck them over since theyre the ones who predominately vote for shit like that

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>>30317832
>male circumcision is genital mutilation
>there are people who actually believe this

>>30318522
By definition, anon. Especially in light of >>30317473.

>>30318522
It is by definition bodily mutilation. The only way you're laughing at that is because you're ignorant and/or brainwashed.

>>30318522
yes anon
cutting body parts off of someone who either does not consent or can not consent is most definitely mutilation

hell its still mutilation if they do but at least they gave permission

>>30318381
>Equestria is a near utopia
Ahaha what? They suffer monster attacks on a regular basis, political shenanigans fron unhappy ponies like Starlight, unemployment and crime are still a thing, and it's on the brink of disaster *usually* once a season. On top of that there appear to be no business regulation laws in place, allowing ponies to monopolize any potential competition away with barbaric business practices that can stagnate innovation within an industry.
Equestria is the dominant civilization, but it is far, far, far away from being a utopia.

>>30318424
Wanna talk about all those rice farmers that 'dont live in smog filled overpopulated cities' Anon?
It's as if you didn't even watch the fucking show
Just fucking go back to school

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>>30318537
>>30318535

>it is by definition mutilation

From dictionary.com:


1)To injure, disfigure, or make imperfect by removing or irreparably damaging parts:
"Vandals mutilated the painting."

2) To deprive (a person or animal) of a limb or other essential part.

Definition 2 us the most relevant definition to this discussion, so we'll use that one.
Now I don't know about you, but my penis works just fine, despite the changes made for my benefit. In fact, most men's penises work just fine despite being circumsized. Thus, by definition, I have not been "deprived of a limb or other essential part". Therefore, male circumcision is not mutilation.
If you're actually autistic enough to use definition 1, you're also arguing that necessary medical procedures that remove things from you, such as an appendectomy, are also by definition mutilation. Additionally, your argument implies that these things are bad because they are acts of mutilation. If that's your argument, then you're still retarded, because there are many cases in which "mutilation" is inherently beneficial.
So which is it, are you wrong, or simply retarded?

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>>30318688
Guys, let's not start this. It's not worth an argument. It's obviously mutilation because it cuts off a sensitive, erogenous part of the penis for no medical reason and also has sexual repercussions such as ejaculation control, keratinization, and masturbation hindrance, but let's just move on.

Don't reply. His denial is too deep.

>>30318688
no you dumb fuck, the first definition is literally what's this about
why are you illiterate fuck trying to discuss semantics?

>>30318688
By your reasoning, female genital mutilation is not mutilation.

I mean, Christ. What the hell?

>>30318688
>1)To injure, disfigure, or make imperfect by removing or irreparably damaging parts:
So, yes.

>2) To deprive (a person or animal) of a limb or other essential part.
So... yes. Oh shit, I'm being baited!

>30318688
Nice job changing my words in your quote.

No (You) for you. Also, enjoy your less intense orgasms.

>>30318776
This.

>>30318773
Your whole argument so far has been that male circumcision is inherently bad because it's mutilation. You're literally applying the definition of aesthetic mutilation to a medical practice in order to justify your argument. What kind of mental gymnastics did they teach in the anti-circumcision cult that gave you these canned arguments?
Think about it. You're actually retarded enough to believe that "mutilation" in the first definition is inherently bad.

>why are you illiterate fucks always trying to discuss semantics
Semantics are an integral part of any argument. If you can't agree on a definition, you can't really have an argument to begin with. That this is such a problem to begin with in our argument is proof that semantics are a necessary topic of discussion. Your posts are proof that we needed to discuss semantics.

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>>30318850
>Your whole argument
do you really think only one person is telling you you're retarded right now Anon?

>30318850
>Blah blah blah please respond
Remember to sage, people.

>>30318850
>Your whole argument so far has been that male circumcision is inherently bad because it's mutilation
Baiting HARD famalam.

Sage.

>>30318776
This is a false equivalency, and an attempt to change the goalposts.

Female circumcision offers no health benefits and is almost always guaranteed to cause complications in essential functions like birth and the mrnstrual cycle. It deprives a woman of a biologically essential part of herself.
It is almost always carried out for religious purposes (notably, Muslims are notorious for this), and it is recognized as mutilation by the World Health Organization, among other medical authorities.
You're comparing Oranges to Toadstools here.

dont reply

i know its tempting to call him a retard but dont reply

DONT REPLY

Don't reply.

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>>30318810
>heh, you didn't use the word "bodily"
Bodily means "pertaining to the body". Therefore, "bodily mutilation" refers to mutilation pertaining to the body. In this case, you are arguing that circumcision, a practice applied to the human body.
I didn't change the meaning of your statement, only shortened it in accordance to what the other anon posted.
You want to see a better example of someone ignoring someone else's words in order to push an agenda? See >>30318796

>>30318864
>do you really think only one person is telling you you're retarded
No, dippy. When I say "you" in the context mentioned, I'm referring to all of the anti-circumcision cultists in this thread spouting this nonsense. That has been the collective summary of their argument.
"Male circumcision is bad"
"Why?"
"Because it mutilates genitals"
"Not according to the definition of mutilation relevant to the body"
"N-no I mean the other definition! It changes the body in a manner that doesn't happen naturally"
"So you're arguing that male circumcision is bad because it's mutilation, per the definition you provided, and mutilation by this definition it is bad because it's unnatural?"
"Yes"
"You're retarded"
"REEEEEEEE"
"K"
The other replies are just as bad.
>g-guys we can't create cogent counterarguments, what do we do?
>I know, let's sage the thread that'll teach him!
>ooh! And accuse him of baiting! That means we win!
>ch-checkmate!
Lmao

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>>30319038
>Our arguments got btfo'd so don't reply!
>REEEE
>SAGE
you people are a riot and I'm drinking your fucking tears, while you thrash about at your keyboards, head ringing from the pain of all this cognitive dissonance.
Pls, moar

DONT

Hide the posts so you are not tempted to reply.

Do not reply.

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>>30286799
I want to milk her prostate with my penis

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>>30317797
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>Anon arrived in Equestria yesterday.
>The first thing he noticed was your infibulated cunt. You hate that ponies are always looking at it, your mark of shame, but most of all you hate that their bemused glances at your mutilated genitals arouse you. As anon looks at your sewn up cunt and clitoral scar, you feel the base of your clitoris deep beneath your mound engorge. It's just a constant reminder that you will never find pleasure or release again, just circumcised forever for all to see.
>"Glimmer," Anon finally asks, "If you don't mind my asking, what happened to your... um.."
>Anon trails off. Always the same question.
>"I'm a convict," you say. "I tried to destroy Equestria, so they.." you feel something deep within you engorge, ".. circumcised me. For all to see."
>Why did you say that last part? Anon looks at your infibulated cunt again. You put your head down in shame.
>"Yeah!" Pinkie bounces into the scene. "Glimmer was a big meanie, so we cut off her clit and sewed her up so she will always remember what she did and never be a meanie again!"
>"Thanks, Pinkie," you sigh. You feel the insatiable arousal beneath your scars and feel the sutures like a cage that remind you of your sins. "I'll stay reformed."
>Pinkie happily bounces away and Anon keeps glancing at your circumcision.
>It's been two years of this. You haven't felt pleasure or cum in two years. Just scars and sutures.
>You unmindfully run your hoof over your infibulation. A pony behind you glances on and smiles, as if amused. You put your head down in shame, a public disgrace.
>You know you'll spend tonight longfully running your hoof over your scars and cry again. You should never have attempted revenge on Twilight.
>It especially hurt when Rainbow Dash called you, "Circumlight."
>You walk through the crowd of ponies, feeling the sick arousal beneath your scars you've constantly had for two years.
>And will have for the rest of your life.

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>>30319256

All she has to do is learn how to take it up the ass

>>30319256
thats kinda hot

>>30319256
Please write more, maybe anon can give her a hand?

>>30319913
>>30320421
THIS

>>30318571
Which I think is where a lot of the people who say the show has changed to much are coming from. Equestria has much more of a seedy underbelly then it used to.

>>30319256
Jesus christ it hurts
MOAR

>>30319256
Why have you given the feels
I wanted a laugh

>>30298260
That's kinda hot

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>>30321371

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>>30321371
It is

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>>30319198

emergency boop

I'm not sure why, but I'm bumping this.

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>>30324215
Why?

It's a good thread

>>30324302
I forgot it doesn't have Glimglam in the OP, and thought it would get pruned with the rest of... the currently ongoing discussion.

>>30321825
I like it.

>>30307905
Kek

>>30318688
You know, the literal and actual reason we have circumcision in the US is to lessen sexual pleasure, right? It was an initiative of the anti-masturbation movement in the 1870s, spearheaded by John Kellogg. (That's also why Kellogg's Corn Flakes are so bland; in his view, bland foods promoted chastity.)

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>>30325371

>>30325371
That's a gross oversimplification of the history behind the procedure's popularity. There were movements to reduce sexual pleasure, this is true, but this was only one part of it. As early as 1914, there were medical professionals calling for universal circumcision under the pretense that there was a connection to transmission of disease, and they were right. Circumcisions reduce the transmission of HIV between heterosexual partners, and certain kinds of cancer for men. The procedure also gained a lot of support after childbirth was medicalized.
Medical insurance was yet another part of why circumcision became popular. Following the second world war, a lot of we employers began offering health insurance to people as part of the benefits for being employed. Most of these packages included infant circumcision. So, naturally, people took advantage of it, with their children's future health concerns in mind.

In short, you're selling the procedure as getting popular solely from the pretense of lowering sexual pleasure.
Typical of the average anti circumcision cultist.
On top of that, the claim you made in no way addresses the post you referenced. You're basically saying "oh yeah, well did you know that circumcision is a thing in the US because of a plot to reduce sexual pleasure?". You're avoiding my arguments.

>>30324302
not really but sure ok

>>30325624
>and they were right
lmaooo this niggas back
are you aware he also advocated for female circumcision as well

remember everyone
dont reply

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>Arguing human circumcision
>On a pony gelding thread

This thread should have died from the Glimspam desu

>>30326279
both equally shit

what a surprise

>>30307905
I thought the punishment was getting locked in stokes and letting every pony boop you

>>30328094
Please just fucking end your life, as soon as humanly possible. Preferably in as much physical and emotional pain as possible. Fuck you, you knob nibbling spaghetti spewing autist.

>>30328102
Rude

>>30328577
Stop shitting up the board and I'll stop being rude, you cunt

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>>30328581
Ok

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>>30286247
The more common fan-canon is that it's the royal guards who get the worst of it, presumably to ensure the princesses aren't harassed:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/18960/the-taming-of-the-guards

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/210586/shining-armors-jewels

>>30329131
noice, I haven't seen those before

>>30286850
I mean, you could at least pick and choose the parts you like, anon, either from canon or from the fandumb, and argue using those shared observations.

C'mon, bros. Give yourselves a leg to stand on, some independent thoughts, rather than just quoting DWK.