>"Shimmy is pure" they said
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30285732
>Jealous dashfags at it again
Just give up already, accept you waifu'd used goods and move on, act like an adult.
>>30285732
Why do people post about this character? She is literally a fanfiction-tier seventh element of harmony. In fact, that is exactly what she is: a fanfiction seventh element of harmony.
>>30285768
Because people actually care about Sunset.
>>30285768
Wait, are you talking about Sunset or Starlight? Because it would work either way.
>>30285797
No, it does not work either way. Sunset is not even canon, ergo like fanfiction. Contrast with Glimmer, who is canon best pony.
>>30285864
>canon best pony
...ok, somebody forgot to take his medications.
>>30285864
>canon best pony.
Surely you are confusing Glimshit with Nyx.
>>30285887
Thanks; I actually did.
>>30285981
>cannon best pony
>>30285864
BEST PONY DESERVES SOME CUDDLES NOW COME HERE QT
>>30286738
A cannon shoots cannonballs. Glimmer is canon best pony.
And I took my meds this morning and already got out of psychiatric hospitalization a few weeks ago, so I am of sound mind.
>Equestria Girls fans can't get along with Glimmerfags
Why does it have to be this way? If this board goes to war we should really be aligned.
>>30285768
>>30285981
>>30286738
>>30286777
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>30286780
The Glimmerfags are the ones who can't stop shitposting across the whole board
It's always "Wow! Isn't Glimmy just the greatest and isn't Sunshit Shitter the shittiest shithole that ever shat?! Did I mention that she's not canon? Well I better make 3 more threads about it just to make sure!"
>>30285732
Well of course not. Spending ~4 years as Flash's girlfriend leaves a lot of time for "experimentation" after all.
>>30286809
>>30248149
Glimmerfags are just like any other waifufag. There are just a few shitposters, most of them not even Glimmerfags.
>>30285900
Holy Shit nyxshitter using a none nyx image. I never thought I would see the day.
>>30285732
Context, please.
>>30286867
It's from that one non-canon children's book about high school shit
She was talking about ponying-up against the Dazzlings
>>30286867
she was referring to the Sleepover in RR
>>30286867
>>30286896
No she wasnt.
>>30286780
glimmerfags take sunset shimmer and by extension the EqG franchise as a whole as a personal affront to their waifu
>>30285732
Everyone is pure unless they've had a kid.
That's the only canon way they can lose their virginity.
>>30286809
But Glimmy is the only character to not have any Changeling DNA, making her 100% the bestest character on a technical level.
>>30286918
Probably because their waifu is just a low quality port of the best horse and it makes them really mad that everyone compares the two
>>30286908
huh, I thought for sure it was
anyway, if those are canon, then Pinkie gets wet for Shining Armor
Who is Sunset Shimmer? I've seen every episode of FiM and never saw her before.
>>30286918
You got it backwards
Sunsetters are the ones who are jealous of Starlight "stealing" Sunset's spotlight
>>30286922
>>30286957
Can't we just agree that Pinkie Pie is best pony?
>>30286990
I don't see how anypony could steal the spotlight of someone who does not exist.
>>30286982
just some oc
>>30286996
No, dumb pink poster
She's like the third best horse after the marshmallow fashion one
>>30287000
this is not /co/ and we are not in a Samurai Jack thread
>>30286957
>Best horse
>Total screentime as horse is 3 minutes
>Doesn't even know how to be a horse anymore
LOL
>>30287066
i found a better boop
>>30287066
In what episode of FIM did she have screentime? I have watched every episode and I have never seen that pony.
>>30287066
>Best horse
>Bald
>Entire backstory is "muh boifriend"
>Edgy brand new magic fueled by her ANGER
>Steals screentime from every other horse
>DUDE KITES LMAO
ROFL
>>30287081
I'm talking about in the fanfic tier """movies""".
She had a total screentime of three minutes as a pony and in the last two it was reveled she doesn't even know how to be a pony anymore. That pretty much says all you need to know about her being a """"""""pony""""""". She's >no hooves all the way.
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>>30287201
Thanks, Anon
You're a pretty cool guy
>>30287096
They should've gone with moths.
Pic related is a screencap from long before RSF.
>>30287220
This is some bomb ass tea Applejack.
>>30287096
Still a better equine
>>30287283
Nope, still shit compared to Shamwow
>>30287299
Perhaps we should sort out our differences with the Glimmerfags before trying to take on the >no hooves Empire.
>>30287299
How can she be shit compared to a ""pony"" that doesn't exist ^:)
>>30285864
>Gimmer
>canon best pony
science disagrees
your waifu is shit and so are you
>>30286996
mah fellow patrician
>>30287398
Yeah, that really speaks volumes about her and the fans who unironically gobble that shit up with a smile, doesn't it?
>>30286996
She's a low tier pony with a sad excuse of a fan base.
>>30285864
I think they're best together.
Seriously, the "I was a fucked up villain/magical girl" club thing works really well, and magic-free Glimmer isn't quite the sociopath she is on the pony side of things.
Just get pony Trixie in on it next time. Bonus if they WTF the EqG Trixie in the process.
>>30287456
Meanwhile
>>30289815
>I think they're best together.
Yeah, Shimmer, Glimmer and Nyx, the shitposting trio that nobody likes unironically.
did glimmerfags forget they are btfo forever by the word of Celestia herself
>>30289815
Yeah, no.