Pony pet

>When you mess up the topic
I-I was trying to call it pony pet general don't bully me I'm sorry

>>30285319
I don't know what it is, but there is something in that guy's art style that make my dick as hard as a diamond every goddamn time.

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>>30285339
The eyes get me every time

>>30285339
It's a fucking cat.

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Catpones?

>>30285405
Catpones are very cute

>>30285390
I would fuck that cat, if you catch my drift.

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>>30285442
I don't, can you elaborate?

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>>30285405
Ponecats.

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>>30285451

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You need to catch a captone first to have her be your pet

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>wanting to be a cute pony and have someone pet and take care of you
why live

tfw no nyx pet

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>>30285319
>the cat pony guy

>>30285536
never forget Nyx

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>>30285536

Could you please stop giving me degenerate fetishes, /mlp/?

I don't want to find cats sexually attractive.

>>30285554
just become the pony pet anon

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>>30285554
It's not cats though, it's cat-shaped ponies.

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:3

>>30285563
>cutie mark for being a good pet
>Destined to be a good girl

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>>30285563
With how OC tier Purplesmart's and Glimlam's powers are, we might just randomly see that kind of transformation.

>>30285678
only a matter of time before anons are made into cute pones and given to good master.

>become a pony pet
no, why would I want to change you dumb fuck
I want to become the pet of a pony, sure, but I want to keep my fucking hands

>>30285716
No no lack of hands can be replaced with head pats and affection

>>30285738
>your pony mistress wouldn't like to feel the fingers of her alien pet running all over her body
you're a faggot

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>>30285744
But the head pats

>>30285716
>No hooves

>>30285754
I don't give a fuck Anon
I don't want to be a pet for myself, I'm not a selfish little shit
I want to love my mistress and show it to her
And my hands are the perfect tools for it

>>30285771
>not wanting to be the horse
normies

>>30285780
>wanting to be the horse
>>>/Anonfillygeneral#145478/

transformation is a shit fetish

>>30285771
Can I still get head pats if I keep hands though?

>>30285795
you don't get any headpat if you don't work for it faggot
gotta please ur goddess first
but if you do a good job, you'll get head pats and she'll even praise you, telling you you're a good boy
she might even kiss your forehead and then tell you that if you keep doing a good job, you'll get an even better reward

>>30285808
T-that sounds pretty nice but what if you aren't /cute/ why would your pone goddess want you?

>>30285825
mistresses don't chose their pets because they're cute.
I mean, it can be part of it, but she can also pick you because she loves you for who you are deep inside
she could find your autism cute, and she could simply love to see you squirm whenever she teases you
and if she doesn't like you, then it's up to you to try and become a better man, one she would want to pet
a mistress that doesn't love her pet is shit

>>30285842
I-I mean that is really comfy i'd be happy being a pet for a mistress and trying to get her to love me

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>>30285890
me too Anon, me too
I'd give anything for it
but it won't ever happen, because they're not real

>>30285339
Are you kidding me? I want to muster up my inner Fist of the North Star and punch every single one of his shitty ponies in their stupid face. I want to wear out their faces like JoJo's references get worn out. I want to make Gene from God Hand look like a fucking pussy after I pulverize those goddamn cathorses' skulls. I want to have Doomguy pat me on the shoulder and say I was "positively BRUTAL" after I obliterate those goddamn abominations into a bloody mist with nothing but my bare fucking hands.

This isn't even a sexual thing for me, I just hate this faggot.

>>30285906
tulpa anon isn't pone love worth going crazy?

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>>30285947
if I could take a pill and get a tulpa I'd do it Anon
but I'm not autistic enough to get one I tried

>>30285917
(you)

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>>30285963
>captainJUSTmuffin apologists are (You)fags
it's not enough for you to kill any possibility of discussion with your tumblr meme no, seriously, (You) is a meme from Tumblr made to fuck up our board, you also have to shit on art
so you're a leaf right

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>>30286000
>/v/ browser trying to say shit to anyone
whatever you say big boy, here's another (you)

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>>30286015
How not to prove someone wrong: A case study.

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>>30286000
>(You) is a meme from Tumblr
I bet you liked the ... you faggot.

>>30285917
>/v/irgin
>wants to punch ponies
Please tell me you're that 'no anon please don't hurt me I'm pregnant' faggot
You missing these fluffy abuse thread yet weeblord?

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>>30286015
>another (you)
>implying samefag
why did the newfag who tries too hard cross the road
well tell us you fucking leaf, why did you cross the road

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>>30286044
(you)

>>30285963
>>30286015
>>30286028
>>30286038
Gonna interrupt your tantrums, what are your thoughts on:
>white privilege
>Donald Trump
>communism
>capitalism
>Homestuck

>>30286054
I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. Political shitposting is this way >>>/pol/

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>>30286054
>huh, you don't want to punch ponies and like something I don't like?!
>you must be one of those SJW's they talk about on /pol/!
lol

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>>30286038
>le cry about /a/ on a gook-inspired, gook-ran board
Make Western Animation Great Again.
>>30286052
>maybe if I post a straight pairing I won't get called out on my newfaggotry

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>>30286080
There is only one newfag here, and he is posting pictures from a wrong board.

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>>30286080
Well at least if you keep avatarfagging like that everyone will be able to ignore your stupidity
So please, do go on

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>>30286065
>>30286070
>not even trying to hide the fact you're dodging the question
>le call myself an SJW so you don't call me one and hurt my feelings face
For the rest of this board's lifespan, nobody can ever tell me that Tumblr HASN'T infiltrated us.

>>30286096
this board has always been about comf though. Your just shitposting off topic

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>>30286090
You're usually faster with replies. Had to blog about your white privilege, I take it?
>>30286093
What is this pathetic attempt at 4D chess? You're getting another Dante just for that.
>>30286096
Tumblr HASN'T infiltrated us :^)

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>>30286028
Literally everyone did until you spammed the mods to bring it back
>>30286090
>no u
>>30286108
>i need to cry for the mods to save me because i got exposed as the double agent i am

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>>30286111
>Shitposting /v/ memes on /mlp/
>Would probably cry over ponies on /v/

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>>30286123
>I have to see the world in black and white or I cannot function

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>>30286140
/pol/ told me everything is black and white though

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>>30286140
>/v/ goes to /pol/ for the first time and comes out understanding how the world go round
I'm proud of you Anon

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Imagine this

Someone goes on /mlp/ for the first time in months, maybe years

The first thing they see is this shitty thread, filled with triggered Mad Libs

As far as they'll know, their home's been stolen and is now a training ground for future Tumblr users

And the worst part, I'd be hard-pressed to disagree with the poor bastard. Go back to crying about Trump holy shit

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>>30286248
get off my board faggot

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>>30286248

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>>30286248
tell me more tell me more

>>30285963
>I tried

Not hard enough it seems.

>>30285637
>thumbnail

>>30285405
Rarity and Sweetie would be the perfect pair of catpones to take care of. You'd come home and they'd be napping together, and Rarity would wake up and immediately start licking Sweetie's ears.

>first pet pon thread in ages
>immediately falls to shitposting

These will never be like the early ones were, will they?
I just want affection damnit

>>30285319
You might be interested in this story >>30288547

>>30288520
I know I know it hurts...are you still there?

I would rather be a mare's pet (or a griffon's or whatever) than have her be mine.