>It's a mudpony episode

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¿WAT U SEI?

>>30283231
Daily reminder that 70% of the unicorn race is fucking casual and never goes past basic levitation spells, Twilight is the magic equivalent of an athlete who dedicated her life to that so it makes sense she would be OP as fuck

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>>30283261
That's adorable

>>30283288
he said 70%. i would say even more unicorns can't do shit

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>>30283366
It seems like it's only the ones with celestial bodies on their asses.
I HC that unicorns with celestial names and marks have royal blood in them from the sister's themselves.

>>30283261
True

>>30283239
SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB

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>>30285672
WE GET SIGNAL.

>>30283261
>>30283366
>bloodlines of the 'historic' Canterlot noble families look like a cat's cradle fucked a Slinky inside a black hole
>the upper crust today are mostly magically-sterile, unable to produce much more than a few showers of sparks without having migranes for the rest of the day

>>30285908
>be firstborn son in small but wealthy Canterlot family, renowned for intricate cladding and ironwork around a few public buildings
>Mother enjoys too much of the grape juice at one of Father's parties and starts getting affectionate in public again, loudly talking about how well her sister's daughter is doing in her studies

>>30283261
basic levitation is still probably more practical than mudpone strength.

>>30286321
This.
Having basic levitation can allow you to really fuck up someone without magic.
Twilight has used basic levitation multiple times to control people and Starlight uses it to fly.

uh can we please get back to fucked-up libertine unicorn inbreeding instead?

>>30286333
I think Starlight's self-levitation is quite a bit more than basic. Im talking more like picking up household objects is something every unicorn can do

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>>30286347
>Aunt Palmette coos into her glass, carefully maintaining the soft shimmer around its stalk as she shifts her hindlegs
>she giggles throatily as your tongue finds the soft mounds of her teats underneath her party dress, rumpled fabric dulling the surrounding conversation to a murmur

>>30286333
Twilight used it to fly way back in S2 and S3 aswell

>>30286447
Neat.