I'm not completely stupid ya know.

>>30279917
no roleplaying

>>30279917
No,but you are stupid enough to be replaced by glimglam

>>30279917
>banjos intensify

>>30279917
Oh Applejack, just because you have an 88 IQ, you've been known to mistake Granny Smith as your daughter and you started a trend of using Spike's tail as a toothbrush doesn't make you stupid.

>I'm not completely stupid
>She is southern

Of course...

>>30279917
Sure, AJ. You just prefer a simpler solution to a complicated problem. No biggie.

>>30279917

>I'm not completely stupid
>sent a letter to Celestia telling her you didn't learn anything
>almost ruined a fashion competition with your autistic advice

keep telling yourself that, Applejack

>>30279917
yar

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>>30279917
Of course you dont.
You just a silly.

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>>30279917
>be Apple
>sometimes you forget the rest of your name
>Anon has some kind of doohickey for making music in his living room
>He pokes buttons with his claws and music comes out
>you want to hear banjos
>buck door open
>feed apple to music machine
>it doesn't work
>Anon gets mad
>confangled contraption wasn't worth a corn shucker's pig wrangling stick on harvest day anyhow

>be AJ next day
>sometimes you forget what AJ stands for
>probably Apple Japple
>Twilight sent you to the zebra land as a friendship apple
>she might have said something else but she probably meant apple
>the zebras don't have any apples
>you can't understand anything they're saying
>consarned dagblasted rhyming striped non-applers
>trample their crops to make room for apple trees
>they make angry rhyming noises
>push apple into their mouths when they open
>get kicked out
>come back at night and finish replacing all the plants with apple trees
>the zebras weren't happy but at least they had apples
>Twilight will be proud

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>>30281206
Plot twist: it was Twilight's plan all along.
Also, kek'd