Say something to the Hasbro market researchers that read this board

ditch the barbies

make more pocket-sized ponies

Tails of Equestria expansion modules, paintable pony figures, more Rarity figures.

Make Twilight a unicorn again and I'll buy 10,000 dolls

make more seapones....how the hell arent Luna and Celestia invited?no cookies for you Hasbro

you jews want the money, but I want my characters transformed

>>30276188
Diecast paintable figures would be cool.

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>>30276160
Make fan-tier plushies in your sweatshops. The noodle manes are gay as fuck, and the faces look the the aftermath of depression and anthrax. It'll cost you 8¢ instead of 7¢, sure, but then you would be able to have some pride in product quality.

>>30276175
The only acceptable type of love in the show is the love shared between two or more friends, a platonic love. No boyfriends, no girlfriends, no love/sex partners.

>>30276160
I know you must have a twilight ballerina music box in the works.
Make a proper high quality one to go alongside the crappy piece of plastic you are making.

>>30276160
I don't buy much other than the EQG minis and the GoH line for official merch, and funko vinyls and Funko pop for licensed merch. More of those would be nice, even if the licensed stuff is cancelled and out of hasbro's control.

>>30276160
You're so obsessed with selling toys that you shoehorn in the worst fucking ideas and force things to happen that it ruins the show. Kids won't care about a new Twilight toy if they don't like Twilight. Make your show good and sales will follow. I don't know how nobody on your staff hasn't picked up on this yet. I honestly feel like your corporate office is filled with the most out of touch, morally reprehensible, autistic piles of filth you could find in a hedge fund party. The amount of poor decisions you make in regards to not only MLP but all of your shows and products is simply breathtaking.

>>30276160
Make stealthy shit, like cutie mark key rings or something, so I can buy it without revealing my power levels to others.

Hasbro, you're the worst company to ever disgrace this world.

You had every chance, every opportunity. All other companies would cut off their own arms and legs for what we offered to you free of charge. This fandom was massive. There was content and buzz overflowing. All you had to do was to grasp the opportunity, to give us more, to interact.

And you failed.

You deserve to continue on the current downward trend until you are destroyed forever.

>>30276292
This is a really good point that the fandom always knew but Hasbro never took full advantage of. They could have made billions of us and they threw it away.

>>30276160
Make toys that are from within the show. Whammy plush, when?

>>30276160
Make Nyx canon

Fuck it I don't even care if she's a background character who is never mentioned and you can bypass the whole "alicorn oc" thing if you just put her in her disguise whenever she's on screen so she's literally just a unicorn.

Quality means show accuracy. Spare no expense and you'll see your investment returned many times over. Also stop airing the show in the spring and summer. Air it in the fall and winter when kids are trapped inside and are more likely to watch MLP.

SPH's on the official plushies

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>>30276407
No.

>>30276160
I don't, I watch the show and that's as far as I go in this fandom

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>>30276160
More real tiny horse toys.

>>30276160
My little Glimmer with removeable head and My little Guillotine.

More GoH.

>>30276160
>>30276194
And make Spike plush toy too.

Pony underwear

officially produced sex toys.

>>30276160
>toys
REPLACE IDW YOU JEWS
t. bought comic #1, thinking about buying,decided not to after reflections arc

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>>30276292
>downward trend
My hasbro shares are up 23% for the year.

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>>30276825
god damn I wished I'd bought hasbro stock last year not even alot just enough to get into those conference calls

fix the fucking heads and eyes
remove recolours

MOAR RARITY

>>30276160
make plushies more available in britbongland

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Nothing they can go fuck themselves
I won't buy anything no matter what they make, fuck you and your shitty suits adding wingz, castle and shitty forced toys.

>>30276160
MOAR PRICESSESS!

CUTIE MARKS GO ON BOTH SIDES

sorry but otherwise it feels like buying crap

>>30277177
>expecting attention to detail on shitty plastic toys
Hahahaha they even make Big Macintosh a mare because molds are too expensive.

>>30276200
this

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>>30276160
>What would it take to get you to buy more toys?
You wanna sell more toys Hasjew? Why don't you do what Gainax did with Evangelion. Produce a whole line of show accurate statuettes targeted at adults showing the ponies in different outfits. Just be sure to oversexualize the

>>30277791
This just makes me want to throw up.

>>30276160
Make it easier to clean cum off of plushies and figures.

I'm just pretty happy that full season are available on dvd. I mean bluray would be nice, but not a big deal. I remember in the early days Hasbro seemed to be really pushing itunes sales, but I don't use itunes so another way to get the full seasons was something I really wanted. I don't really buy or collect toys, so the MLP and EqG dvds are a way I can support the show.

>>30276160
Make GoH figures for Sunset and Starlight of them in battle mage armor.
Add more action to the show.
Keep doing what you're doing with the Minis.
Make some good quality plushes.

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>>30277791
That's a lot of sexy ponies in lingerie.

>>30276160
>Hasbro market researchers that read this board
yes, beacause they want the opinion of 50-75 autistic man children such as ourselves

>>30277801
Spotted the reddonychan daily faggot.

>>30277875
Why would it even need to be on Blu ray? the show is only 720p and that fits perfectly on standard dvd discs.

Make official sextoys, with lifesize top quality plushies and shit

>>30277998
technically we represent at least a portion of their consumer base, regardless of how anyone feels about it.

>>30277875
>>30278024
If they made a full set that included a DVD and Blu-ray For each season, the EG movies and Shorts, I'd buy that.
Include some cool posters of the mane 7 and/or the princesses and you can market it as a collector's edition.

>>30278032
Sounds great, but let's try to stay in the realm of reality.

>>30278015
Spotted the summerfag who doesn't know what that term really means.

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>>30276160
just one line of very high quality statues. dont cut corners. dont make them in some shithole country. perhaps up to 6" tall in random poses or settings that best suit their characters. even spike, and dont design him worshiping rarity or being twis fucboi.

>>30278069
>LOL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TERM MEANS
It means you may come from reddit, ponychan or equestria daily stupid anti clopper.
We had faggots wanting to fuck ponies thread 1, so fuck off.
>inb4 lolumad

>>30278070
>and dont design him worshiping rarity or being twis fucboi.
When does he ever do anything else?
But it would be cool to have him posed standing on a cliff holding the dragons staff thing.

>>30276594
That is fucking adorable oh my god

>>30276160
Make quality plush toys.

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>>30278282
This. My god, what is so difficult about that?

>>30278091
Your impotent rage amuses me.

>>30278298
Price increases exponentially when making a product designed for profit.
You have to spend a lot more to produce something that is better, hence it would cost much more.
They produce those shitty plushies because they are the lowest common denominator and in this way they ensure the most little girls will throw tantrums to get them.
Nobody is willing to risk millions producing plushies of a greater quality that are unlikely to sell because the target audience is manchildren and plush fuckers.

>>30277791
>chrysalis with a mask
Lawl

>>30276160
Discord toys

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>>30278410
Disney and other companies make those ridiculous huge plushes one can win at carnivals. They make barely any, but it's still economical. If carnivals provide enough of a market for those plushes, surely Hasbro can profit from making some large quality plushes "for carnivals" if nothing else.

Drop the price of blindbags like holy fuck almost 2.50 for a little colored piece of plastic just make them straight up a dollar a pop guaranteed they'll sell like fuckin hotcakes any parent being dragged by their kids don't wanna spend more than a a dollar on something that's barely an inch tall

>>30278517
I haven't seen those, but I doubt they are of quality.
We are talking here of people that want these for rough use, be it fucking them or to last because they are adults.
So again, I don't think the suits see a lot of market for our kind.

>>30278091
>talking to it
>spoon-feeding it
How new are you? You still smell like kindergarten.

>>30278713
I am bored.

>>30278410
I have a giant Angry Birds plush, this can't be that hard.

>>30279123
I’m so sorry.

>>30276292
>current downward trend
Are you a time traveler?

>>30277177
To be fair that looks like crap. They only do it in the show so you can always see it.

>>30279142
Before MLP hit big, Hasbro was having financial problems.
I hope those investors sell once the hype for G4 dies because I am sure that they will fuck up whatever they try next.

/biz/ here, I am so fine with the way you guys are going. Been holding HAS for a few months, up 25%

>>30279173
They've dipped a few times, but they've always been successful.

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>>30276160

They think market researches listen to anyone but themselves.

>>30277203

What do you mean. I doubt the female toys have vulvas and what-not. You mean they didn't give him his trademark 30 inch dong?

>>30279234
The same mold used for every other pony was used for Big Mac, aka mare mold.
Big Mac has a different constitution because he is a stallion.
The "mold" is the thing they use to make the toys, and since there is only Big Mac with that body shape (a bit rough on the edges) they didn't care enough to waste money to make a custom design for him.

>>30276160
A EqG undercover agent with a flying mech/powersuit

>>30279258


Oooh! Well that's shitty.

>>30279130
What? It's round and soft, that's all I ask for.

>>30279288
I dunno, just seemed like the right thing to say at the time.

>>30276594

that thing is the perfect size to do unmentionable things to

>>30276188

Figures that you can modify (like cutie marks to choose, etc) is actually a great idea.

>>30276160
If I had to keep it 3+, I'd say make more Starlight Glimmer clones so the show writers will have to accept her as non-canon filler.

>>30278517
Those things are shit. They look cool but as soon as you win one, you discover it's full of some awful styofoam that is hard as rock and has a nasty texture.

Why they're not filled with fluff is anyone's guess. Fluff can't be that expensive compared to loading it down with hard sytrofoam.

>>30280377

Styrofoam?. That's some bullshit jewiry.

>>30276160
Fire Mike Vogel
Fire Michael Bay

Oh for God's sake fire anyone with the name Mike who has Jewish/turkroach genes.

>>30280528

I still can't believe people are so desperate for movies they would go see a Bay film. And not just once after learning their lesson.

>>30277998
If you ignore the opinions of waifufags we aren't that different from the target audience in what we want. 4chan has always been a great place for feedback.

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>>30278185

Make more plushies. Use 4DE again or some other company. Those plushies literally sold out before they were on the market. I'm so fucking mad that they cut and ran when the next wave was going to go through. I WANTED MY CELESTIA AND LUNA PLUSH!!!!! No matter the price!

>>30282607
>trusting 4de
>ever

it's one of the shadiest nerd companies out there m8, be thankful we even got the mane6

also, ebay and amazon

Quit doing the zap codes. I would have bought more of your brushables if they didn't have those ugly marks on their legs. Also, now that you've changed the brushable models, you've likely lost me as a customer.

If you made a million boring recolors of brushables like you did in the beginning, with no "cutie mark magic" or "rainbow power" or whatever gimmick, you'd have gotten a lot more shekels from me.

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>>30276160
WE'RE ARE MY APPLEJACK MINIATURES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30282667
Zap codes are slowly killing microtransactions so i am willing to make that sacrifice.

>>30276160
GRIFFONS
I WILL BUY EVERY FUCKING GRIFFON
I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE PLUSHES, BRUSHABLES, SUPER-ARTICULATED, OR JUST SOLID CHUNKS OF PLASTIC SHAPED AND PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTERS
JUST PUT EM OUT THERE

>>30276160
Make them look like the actual fucking ponies in the show.

>>30284033

Were they ever able to do that with the Simpsons.

>>30283858
>killing microtransactions

Explain, I'm legitimately curious.

>>30284624
For hasbro specifically the Hanazuki app does not even have them.

>>30284665
Huh. Yeah, I very rarely collected any ponies after the third collection (Crystal Empire). They could have lured me back in the previous release without those concentration camp stamps.

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>>30276160

Making more Starlight toys, they're the only ones I'll buy.

>>30280528
Also fire Meghan McCarthy too.

>>30276160
Make a toy of the knight spike. But not as something to be laughed at like it was in the show.

Fire one of the truck drivers, the older and sadder the better.

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>>30276160
Official sex toys, more plushies, affordableish life size plushies, more subtly branded shit. Sell wallets with cutie marks on them or beanies like that. Clothes that maybe have the colour scheme and cutie mark of a horse instead of shitty stock graphics.

>>30276160
Make sex toys/dolls with the voice actors providing sound clips as you fuck them

>>30276160
Mimic Games Workshop and release cast figures that the buyer can assemble themselves, then paint however they wish.
GW makes loads of cash from them, plus, the fa/tg/uy Nor/mlp/ople combo anons will eat it up like crack sprinkled Doughnuts.