How do I become a brony? If I become a brony will I get girls

>>30273458
You don't, you'll ruin your social life if you reveal your power level, and no. The fandom is closed. No newfags allowed.

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>>30273458
>Can a furry or a scalie become a brony?
> furry
NO you gay shit

>>30273458
>can a furry become a brony
Bronies are furries, famalam. Anyone who denies this is deluded.
Just keep your anthro shit off our board.

>>30273903
Humans are animals. If all it took to become gay was being attracted to fictional animals, then literally every cartoon is turning you gay, including the one this board is dedicated to.
Despite this, most of the population is straight.
Checkmate.

>>30273458
People who fap to Lion King porn are furries, ergo people who fap to MLP porn are furries.

>>30273458
Buy the merch and watch the show, make a donation and attend weekly services. Yes, bitches love the hmd. No, it goes against Church teaching.

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>>30273458
Scalies cannot be bronies, it's against the law now ever since that fizzle incident at an indiana brony meetup. Look it up.

>>30273458
Start here: https://yayponies.eu/

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>>30275042
there are literally no scaly bronies.

>>30273458
>brony
this is the wrong site newfriend.

>>30273977
t. furshit

pls leave ty

>>30273458
>How do I become a brony?
Be a huge faggot
>If I become a brony will I get girls more easily?
An image somewhere says that but it's lying
>Can a furry or a scalie become a brony?
Sure why not. Ponies are furry anyway.

>>30273903
As always
>first step to being gay is liking girls

>>30273458

Goddamn those are some cute horses

>>30276059
Ah, ah, ah, not an argument

>>30275042
What happened?

>>30273458
You can become a brony easily if you follow these four easy and simple steps.
>buy horse dildo
>show it up your ass
>???
>become a brony

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>>30276684
>Camera cuts off right before the dam stomps her shit

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>>30273458

>>30276013
What about Seth?

good thread had some laughs now go home guys

>>30273458
Nobody will ever love you no matter how you label yourself.

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Welcome to the penis. We've got dick and balls!

>>30276013
Sure. There are only Ember-sexuals.

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>>30273458
>If I become a brony will I get girls more easily?
Sure, just like this guy got Sunset

>>30276071

I unironically met more girls through this fandom than by other means.

I also think i talk to more girls in this board than in real life.

>>30281330
I talk to more people on this board then real life.

>>30273458
>How do I become a brony?

Are you a fan of MLP? If yes, then congratulations, you're a brony.

>If I become a brony will I get girls more easily?

God, no.

>Can a furry or a scalie become a brony?

Technically, bronies are a subgroup of furries, neither really want to admit it.

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>>30282310
>Are you a fan of MLP? If yes, then congratulations, you're a brony.
>Technically, bronies are a subgroup of furries, neither really want to admit it.

These two concepts are mutually exclusive. Either being a brony makes you a furry and being a brony means more than just being a fan of a tv show, or all fans of the show are bronies, but not all of them are furries.

Saying everyone who is a fan of a specific cartoon is a furry is asinine.

>>30273458
Stick your head in a bucket of water.
Duck it in three times and pull it out twice.