Plane Pony #102

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Good morning /Plone/.

>>30269144
Hey, look! It's hyperautism!

>>30269580
Wrong thread fəm
>>30168972

>>30269608
Nah, that's just mega-autism. Of course, a hyperautist would try to deflect their autism onto some other autist.

>>30269696
>I DONT LIKE THING

>>30269709
Literally 80% of the board doesn't like these threads, m8.

>>30269791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBR8Q3Y8CHE

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>>30269791
Okay? We've got our nice comfy thread right here so maybe you should go back to your own thread before you get any more triggered. I'll even provide a link
>>>/mlp/glim

Good afternoon, /Plone/.

>>30271276
I've become a wagie

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Apparently 15 people on DB hate that I drew this. Not sure why. I thought I did pretty good on it.

>>30273768
DB is pretty autistic

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>>30273768
You're a learning artist and improving like the rest of us. Just keep up the good work m80

DB hated this picture as well

>>30269144
cancer

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Goodnight, /Plone/
.>>30274493
Thank's, KoH!

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Doodled a thing

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But how is baby plane pone made?

>>30275454
Kek
Noice

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Morning, lads

>>30273768
Maybe that's because your drawing skills aren't really that good?

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>>30276276
Morning, Anon.
>>30276952
Well, I mean I know my drawings aren't nearly as good as the stuff that people like KoH, Animal, and JH make, but I figured that I did pretty good relative to the trash that I usually put out.

>>30277091
It could use work but it's cute tho

GREEEEEEEEEEn

>>30278419
GREEEEEEEEEEn is coming, Anon.

>>30279429
gREEn

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Would plone be willing to watch weird chinese cartoons with you?

>>30281020
It's unlikely
Would she even love you, /plane/?

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>>30282318
Seeing as how she's a shitty "waifu mc-fuckmeuptheass" catered to my poor tastes, probably. Seeing as my second choice is a copper-eyed succubus with a fetish for beating nerds within an inch of their life, probably not. I'd be on the ground, bleeding out, but I'd probably make a snarky shit-eating joke that would make her slightly less likely to take as much pleasure in putting me in a hole in the ground next time.

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Goodnight, /Plone/.

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Should be asleep bumpity

>>30283012
I know that feelio

I hope droner will like these gains

>>30286749
7 days a week for her
Getting b i g
GETTING Y - U - G - E

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>1946Z
>6-11-2017
>Monthly log.
>Propeller blade currently on backorder.
>Last recorded flight hour 2-21-2017
>IFR currency valid until 7-31-2017
>Status: Grounded.
>Supplemental.
>The human (Anonymous) has provided off-base shelter during period of inactivity. His domicile has been satisfactory, although certain alterations in his cleanliness were necessary. Furthermore, off-base nourishment has proven to be various and plentiful. Organic system daily requirements often exceeded. Analysis of external frame has shown rear dimension have increased 13%. Anonymous insists there is no physical negative to, to use his vernacular, 'thickness', however CG has shifted 3cm aft.

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>gym closed today
>decide to lift Drone instead
>Doesn't weigh too much, havebto do larger sets
>bench drone 5x15
>squat drone 5x20
>can't figure out how to deadlift drone
>workout feels incomplete

New developments over Solinapsus

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>>30288446
No idea what that means.

>>30288478
Fascinating things have been learned
I've travelled across the universe, friend

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>>30289429
*2025
Changing filenames is a bitch on mobile

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>>30289556

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>>30288478
I found her

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>>30289867

>>30289970
kek
I like how our thread is slow enough that we can converse using memes

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>>30289970
As quick as I could

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>>30290132
Was she thicc? What was her wing configuration?

>>30290160
She was kind of thin and lanky
Her wings looked kind of like her ears with that feature on the tips, they were also kind of thin but I don't think they were swept back that far

Goodnight, /plone/

>>30290245
D-does she like b-belly rubs, a-and h-h-hoof holding?

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>>30290525
Goodnight, Anon. I should be getting to bed too. My throat hurts...
Goodnight, /Plone/.

Is there a "Do it for her" meme for droner?

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>>30293659
Not yet.

>>30293699
Fuck I need a reason to get up in the mornings

bup

>>30294874
BAM

FFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFUCKA
WE GOIN ON A FEEL TRIP

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>>30296158
It's Monday, though.

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>>30297841
Need a comfort buddy?
Seem a bit lonley.

Don't die

>>30297171
Haha I remember drawing that

>>30298439
Don't worry about me man, I just have a shitty fucking fissure/cold-sore motherfucker inside my lip. I'll be posting more green soon.
>>30298453
Well, it sure is a nice, funny little drawing.

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Meanwhile on my way to work this morning.

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>>30298501
Aw, man, that can't be good.

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>>30298501
Relevant

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What drives you to lift, Anons?

>>30298976
The fact the FAA can revoke my medical license and my ability to fly.

High BMI= Sleep problems = No fly

>>30299007
I know that feel
>tfw got Class 1 medical license but need to lose weight

>>30299162
I've been running lately now.
Though I've got one restriction on mine. My far vision sucks.

Got you student cert. yet?

Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>30299259
Bump for the bump god

>>30299178
I've had my student cert for nearly a year, I was so close to soloing but they cancelled my flight scholarship so I couldn't afford to keep flying.

>>30300823
thots begone

>>30298439
Holy crap, I took one of my solos in N403ER.
Completely forgot about the tornado. What a freak day.

>>30300447
What scholarship? I’ve been struggling left and right to find some specific to flight.

I can’t afford 25K a year

>>30302362
James C Ray foundation scholarship
Only available to highschool students in Polk county, Florida
It was $5k that I didn't have and got me right up to my solo but I missed a deadline and it got cancelled on me so I haven't flown since September
I just got a job to help pay for it, not looking forward to busting this whole paycheck for one goddamn flight hour

Page 10 bump

>>30302516
>Only Polk County
>ERAU is in Volusia County.

Whelp.

Are you going for your multi or single engine rating?

I know I can only afford single since the C172 are cheap to use.

>>30304241
I'm just trying to get my single done, but I have to do it in a Cherokee 140 because of weight.

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Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>30305857
Night

>>30269144

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Good morning, /Plone/.

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>>30305693
Nice aerodynamic design to it.

Though I love that I get to have a a full glass panel cockpit.

>>30309424
My 140 doesn't have a glass cockpit
Still has a 6-pack

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>>30310662
>"Fuel leak"

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>>30311155

>>30311762
>see
>>30311155

>>30311773
She wants you to watch, mayhaps?

>>30311789
T-That's lewd

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>>30311859
We need to go lewder

Goodnight, /Plone/.

>>30310662
Poor Blitz

>>30312809
super lewd!

Good morning /Plone/.

>>30314369
Morning my guy
Today is pay day but I'm picking up my check tomorrow

>>30269144
EMERGENCY BUMP

Starting from the boop at the end of the dance


>Sierra brings her left hoof away from my neck and brings it to my right hoof, and from there guides it way from her nose and to her neck, just along the left side of her jaw
>She pulls on my neck with her right hoof, and...
>Well, I think I know where this is going
>We both close our eyes and tilt our heads to the left slightly as I lift my wings up higher
>Our lips meet gently, and I caress her neck slightly
>So this is what it's like, huh?
>A dance and a kiss...
>God, I could stay this way forever
>As cliche as it is, I can't help but notice how soft her lips are
>It's like there's not muscle or cartilidge or tendons there, like they're just tiny, warm pillows
>I'm not sure if my lips feel the same
>I'd be willing to bet not
>Mine probably feel like... memory foam, I guess
>Eugh... I hope that they don't feel like that...
>We stay held together like that, holding one another as I try to be as affectionate as possible with my right hoof, just rubbing her neck
>Eventually, though, we pull apart
>We both open our eyes, and smile, nicely, our eyes lidded
>I stop with her neck and brush her left cheek with my hoof
>I decide to lift her to her hooves, and when I'm sure she has her footing, I slide my right hoof down her left side as her left hoof releases it, back to her hip
>We gaze at one another for a while with bright smiles and half open eyes
>Sierra pulls me close, and wraps her left hoof over my right shoulder, squeezing me tight
>I wrap my right hoof around her, underneath her wing, and bring my left hoof under her right front leg, and squeeze her back with both my forelegs and my wings
>I close my eyes, and feel her lean on me
>She sighs contentedly
"I love you..." I say
"I love you too..."
>We squeeze eachother a little tighter, and then gently begin to lower ourselves to the floor
>I open my eyes, and we release on another
>I hold Sierra's right hoof as we turn to the seats where we left the computer and walk

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"So, did I do well?"
>Goddammit, I must sound like the son of some alcoholic bitch looking for parental approval
>Stupid stupid stupid
"Yeah, you really can dance. Did you take lessons as a colt?" she says as we let go of eachother's hooves
>Ayyy, she doesn't think I have the mentality of a goddamn child
>I think
>Also, >implying I don't have the mentality of a stupid little shitbaby
"No, actually." I chuckle as we sit down
>We smile at one another as I move the laptop onto my lap
>As I scoot over her, she lifts up her root beer and takes a short sip
>She sucks in some air along with the sweet nectar, as though she's drinking some really hot soup
>I turn to reach for my drink and-
>Wait
>Where's my drink?
>...
>Thats... freaky
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGT4RVQD6zg [Embed]
>I slowly scan down the bench, before scaning back towards myself, then turning towards where Sierra is sitting, checking between us and then leaning forward slightly to look around her
>I never took Sierra for a jokester, but I wouldn't really be surprised if my assholery rubbed off on her
>Nooo, not on her side
>Sierra looks to me as she sets down her drink
>She opens her mouth a moment, but closes it and smiles
>I smile back, still a little concerned about where my drink we-
>SHIT
>Two hooves slap down where my shoulders meet my neck, and my right ear is assaulted by a loud voice I know all too well
"'SUP, FUCCBOI!?"
>OW
>SHID
>FUG
>I feel myself leap 2 feet in the air, my heart beating out of my chest
>My wings instinctively punch out backwards and hits my friend in the chest
>MY EAR, IT BLEEDS
"AH, CHROIST!" I yelp
>Great, in the heat of the moment I became a fucking britbong
>One hoof shoots to grab my laptop before it hits my lap, and the other shoots to my ear
"Graaaaaaah... Red, you fucking asshole..." I half groan, half chuckle as the tiny burst of adrenaline starts to wear off
>I look to the right towards the desk that the secretary is sitting at

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>She has her earbuds in, and she hasn't really paid any attention to my little spook
>I turn my head to face Red, and retract my wings
"Hey, Red." Sierra giggles
>I put my left hoof on my right wrist, and all of a suddenly throw both hooves forward and jerk them back
>Sierra winces as she smiles at us
>Red isn't ready for the move, and my right elbow smashes into his gut
>The air in his lungs shoots out with a "WHOOF," and he starts coughing and laughing as he holds his gut
>Our roughhousing may be a little more than most ponies expect, but we can take it
"Alright asshole, where did you put my drink?" I chuckle
>Red wheezes a little as he chuckles
"Under the bench, but I brought the bootleg soda we always drink at my place."
>I scoot back into Red, pushing him backwards as he laughs and nurses his injury, giving me and Sierra some breathing room at Red's expense
>He scoots back faster than I do and punches me in the kidney a little lighter than I hit him in the gut
>Only a little though, so it still hurts a bunch
>I set the laptop down as Sierra giggles at our roughhousing, and when I'm sure it's safe, I hook my wings around the back of the bench and lean down around the edge to look for my drink from the inverted position
>It kinda puts a little too much strain on my wings, but I find my drink fast and pull back up to a seated position
>Red must have snuck in while me and Sierra were dancing and hid in the darkness under the bench while grabbing my drink
>He's wearing some dark pants and his dark blue hoodie, and he must have used his hair to hide the fur on his face
>I know I once told him about the special forces tactic of not looking directly at somepony in order to avoid stimulating their sixth sense
>He must have used that, too
>I lift my laptop back onto my lap with one hoof and scoot back to Sierra while holding my drink in the other hoof, and Red scoots up behind me
"You two have an... odd relationship, I gotta say." Sierra giggles

"Could say the same to you, Gun-Gut and Chicken-Shitter." Red retorts with a laugh
>What?
>It takes me a moment to realize what he means
>Oh, Goddammit, I'm an idiot
>My fucking tramp-stamp is an eagle and Sierra... well, cannon
>I twist my torso to the left and then whip to the right, bumping my right shoulder into Red's collarbone and slapping my right humerus into his sternum
"Ow, shit." Red half mutters, half chuckles
"I just know those insults are gonna become a running gag between us." I say with a smile
>I feel Red put his forelegs around my shoulders with a rather... homoerotic air to his movements
"Oh, Stop, you know you love me." he says in a stereotypical campy-gay voice
>Sierra puts a hoof to her lips and smiles in amusement at our stupidity
"Mmmmm, Load, I love it when you talk that way..." I reply in an equally campy voice
>Red laughs and I surprise him with another elbow to the gut
"Don't fucking fag up in front of QTs, man." I say with a grin and a chuckle
>Red coughs and chuckles as I get back into the proper forward-facing sitting position, and he scoots up to my right
>Sierra affectionately lays her head on my shoulder and Red leans to the right to grab his backpack
"QTs...? Hang, on, did you-"
"Hell yeah, man. Finally got the guts to tell her." I say as I put my left hoof around Sierra
"Barely." Sierra giggles
"Hang on, so how did you find out where we were? I get that you skipped school to find us, but-"
"If I can rat out who was selling crack to the kid who tried to mess with me last month, I can find out what happened to you in under an hour." Red replies. "It doesn't take a genius to check the internet for police stations near your house."
"Right." I laugh
>Red comes back up, dragging his backpack with him
>The clanking of steel on aluminum is pretty easy to hear
>Goddammit, Red
>He must have snuck out of school, headed home to pick up his fucking knives and off-brand drinks, and THEN come here

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>I make a sort of snorting laugh and smile like an ass as I catch a glimpse of a really spooky looking sheathed knife strapped to his right side, hidden behind his unzipped hoodie
>Well, I guess I can't blame him for bringing a weapon
>It's a long-ass way from here to his place
>Yesterday definitely showed that even the innocent rural areas have their fair share of assholes and wackjobs
>Not nearly as many as the suburbs and city, sure, but this is the real world, not some weird fantasy one with weirder names and cultures
>Red pulls 2 cans of his favorite bootleg soda, passing one to me
>I reach my right wing out underneath his left hoof, and he drops it into its grip
>The weight is a bit much for the somewhat delicate appendage, but it's bearable
>I weigh my options; savor the root beer or chug it and skip to the shitty stuff and socialization
>Fuck it, friends come first
>As I tip the bitter brown nectar to my lips, I tilt my head back, bringing the can to a fully inverted position and relaxing my throat, opening it up for the liquid
>Rather than gulping it down under my own power, I let gravity pour the fluid down between my lips and down my throat
>I glance at Sierra and see her eyes widen slightly at my technique
>Is this lewd? Am I giving the S U C C to the root beer?
>Well, more like S L R R P or C H U G G
>I've been able to do this for 3 years, and only now am I questioning if this has any sort of erotic undertones?
>I guess that Sierra's more likely surprised at how fast I'm C H U G G I N G the soda than shocked at the l 0 0 d-ness of the technique

>>30319008
I like your story bro

>>30319116
Thanks, man. It's great to be able to put out stuff that people actually enjoy, and the praise I receive really brings a smile to my face and a lust to write more to my heart.
Today I got a book on Native American herbal remedies and medical techniques that I'm planning on using for research for an arc that will hopefully come by the end of the year that will involve igloos and cuddling in the Aleutians or southwest of Kodiak island.

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Goodnight, /Plone/.

bumpe

>>30269144
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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>>30321094
I hope it answers your question.

>>30321178
Skybreaker got a booty

>>30321094
Planes are cool, ponies are cute, planeponies are cool, cute, and fun to write, draw, and think about about.

>>30269144
You know, I always see this general, and I never paid it any mind really, but I just got an idea and I'm curious if it's ever been done, at least in a funny way.
Has there ever been a 9/11 story with these plane ponies? There has to have been.

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>>30323478
For some reason it actually didn't happen yet.

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>>30323478
There have been jokes about this introverted 737 being the perpetrator of at least one of the attacks.

>>30323538
>>30323576
Bullshit. Alright, give me the name of the 737 and I'll write something shitty.
If her name is just 737, I'm gonna be semi-disappointed at the lack of creativity.

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>>30323755
Airliner, although it's really not in her personality to try this kinda shit.

>>30323789
What, so she's shy? Give me some of her personality please. Also do these planes have vaginas? This is important

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>>30323918
She's quiet at times, polite, basically your average waifu. And yes, it's generally agreed upon that plones have vagoobers.